Your Laws

pokeplayer984 · **on:** March 24, 2010, 10:05:39 AM

Okay, here's a nice game.

Basically, in this game, you rule the world. Now please write down your laws.

It doesn't matter what it is, just put down a law.

I'll start.

Law #1: If you troll you are hereby banned from using the internet. Any attempts of accessing the internet when banned will result in viruses overloading your computer. If you attempt to use another computer, you will overload that one as well.

Okay everyone, take it away!

Waluigifan · **Reply #1 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:45:20 AM

Law #2: Alcohol, cigarettes and illegal drugs are completely forbidden. Any usage of these drugs will cause a trial.

Mumbling · **Reply #2 on:** March 24, 2010, 12:08:49 PM

law #3: Everyone that says 'rawr' is automatically a respected person and shall not be discriminated for their choice of words

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2007excalibur2007 · **Reply #3 on:** March 24, 2010, 12:14:40 PM

Quote from: Mumbling,Mar 24 2010 on 11:08 PM

law #3: Everyone that says 'rawr' is automatically a respected person and shall not be discriminated for their choice of words :

Rawr! Does that make me a respected person?

Law #4: Bullying an innocent kid will result in being forced to watch a looping rick-roll video 24-hours non-stop.

Waluigifan · **Reply #4 on:** March 24, 2010, 12:39:00 PM

Law #5: The age of accountability should be decreased to 8. So, if a 8-year-old child kills someone (deliberately), this kid will spend the rest of his live in jail!

Duckyfan · **Reply #5 on:** March 24, 2010, 02:19:02 PM

#6 The age to get a drivers license will be decreased to 13 years of age

Noname · **Reply #6 on:** March 24, 2010, 03:52:52 PM

Law # 7: Rickroll and die! Violators will be shot! Survivors will be shot again!

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #7 on:** March 24, 2010, 04:27:24 PM

Law #8: All nationwide expressway speed limits now begin at 75 MPH! Anybody caught going under the speed limit must run a mile through a busy area in their underoos

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Hey, maybe this will deter folks from holding up traffic

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Caustizer · **Reply #8 on:** March 24, 2010, 04:32:31 PM

#9: Executions will now commence on my whim. Now, worship me through my personality cult.

Alex · **Reply #9 on:** March 24, 2010, 04:46:21 PM

Law #10. A person may not have a porcupine in their back pocket at any time.

MrDrake · **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2010, 05:03:04 PM

Law #11 Every person is obliged, by law, to have a pet duck with them at all times

landbeforetimelover · **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2010, 05:06:47 PM

Law #12: It is unlawful to put ketchup on eggs if you intend to eat them.

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2010, 05:09:31 PM

Law #13: Nobody shall spit in a parking lot at ANY time!

landbeforetimelover · **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2010, 05:13:02 PM

Law #14: ALL toilet paper will be thick enough so your fingers don't go through it when you try to wipe. The virtually transparent shit at gas stations and such will be burned and replaced with decent stuff.

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2010, 05:15:02 PM

Law #15: Anyone who causes a stink in a public restroom will be required to spray perfume or some other fragrance. If they do not have a fragrance on hand, they will scrub the entire stall clean with a toothbrush!

Ptyra · **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2010, 06:10:58 PM

Quote from: Alex,Mar 24 2010 on 02:46 PM

Law #10. A person may not have a porcupine in their back pocket at any time.

Hee heee

Law #15
Hate/fear/discrimation, etc. of ANY animal is strictly forbidden...(except mosquitoes and other such thing). Violators will be forced to be Rick Rolled, play BOTH Zelda CD-I games, and all the LBT movies (if they despise them. Those who love it will be forced to watch Dinosaur Train)

Noname · **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2010, 06:25:08 PM

Law # 16: Henceforth, diplomatic immunity is redefined to mean that all diplomats must have their shots. Any consulate, ambassador, or other diplomatic agent in need of vaccination gets it for free. If they refuse, they get injected with the disease itself! :blink:

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2010, 06:27:31 PM

Law #17: Chewing your food loudly and with your mouth open in any public setting is strictly forbidden! So shall it be written, so shall it be done!

brekclub85 · **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2010, 06:39:45 PM

Law 18: Sprite and 7UP will be forced to admit they are the same thing.

Alex · **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2010, 06:53:50 PM

Quote from: brekclub85,Mar 24 2010 on 05:39 PM

Law 18: Sprite and 7UP will be forced to admit they are the same thing.

LOL.

Law #19. Any person smacked with a fish shall not submit any complaints, and will immediately admit they deserved it.