Me: "Ducky, I think you're overdue for a pedicure."

Ducky: "What is that?"

Me: "Something that makes your feet look and feel good...and a saving grace for us distance runners."

Ducky: "I still do not understand, no no no."

Me: "Just trust me .  As for those nails...I think a dark pink with some glitter will be fitting."

Ducky: "I do not know what you are talking about, but I thought you are a tomboy."

Me: "I am, with some balance of femininity."

*Ducky looks at camera and shrugs before being lead to her demise *