MST3K - Santa Conquers the Martians

[AvestheForumFox]

Hum de dum de dum de du -

Oh my, what have we here? o.0;



Santa Clause and a buncha people in Martian pajamas?!?

One of the worst Christmas films ever made? (Santa Conquers the Martians)

We cant leave this image unscathed! Nope nope nope!

Rip it apart gang!

[landbeforetimelover]

Santa (to little boy):  You see those people out there?

Boy: Yes.

Santa:  Did you know that they're watching you?

Boy: What?

Santa: So what do you want for christmas?

Boy: Now wait!  What do you mean they're watching me?

Santa:  You're on their screens right now.

Boy: How?

Santa: I don't know.  You tell me.

Boy: How am I supposed to know?

Santa: Because you're smarter than I am.

Boy:  You really mean it?

Santa: No, I was just leading you on.  You're a dumb ***.

Boy:  what's a dumb ***?

Santa:  Shhhhhh!  They're watching!

Boy:  Who's watching?

Santa:  Everyone but me.

Boy:  But arn't you always supposed to be watching?

Santa (mumbling): What a dumb *** :

Wow.  I think that was the dumbest caption I've ever came up with.