Good News, Bad News

StardustSoldier · **Reply #240 on:** July 07, 2019, 01:03:43 AM

Bad News: Well, singing together does help cheer Cera and myself up for one night. Unfortunately, it doesn't do much to change the fact that we're still just a homeless guy and his dinosaur wandering the streets.

Good News: Eventually I become famous for having a dinosaur companion, and one who can talk too. Enough for me to profit off the fame and pull myself out of my homelessness.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #241 on:** July 07, 2019, 06:53:30 PM

Bad News: A bunch of crooks tricked you into coming to their "studio" where they "offered" you a TV show. Instead, they held you and Cera at gunpoint and forced both of you to cooperate with them, otherwise they'll shoot you.

Good News: Cera got the perfect opening she needed to catch the criminals off guard and trample them to death! Hooray, Cera uses her slaughtering skills for justice!

StardustSoldier · **Reply #242 on:** July 12, 2019, 01:59:43 PM

Bad News: This gets the authorities back on our case for Cera's earlier murders that her and I had tried to cover up (as detailed in the Corrupt a Wish thread).

Good News: The TV show itself turns out to be a massive success!

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #243 on:** July 12, 2019, 02:19:01 PM

Bad News: A strong solar flare knocks out the power grid around the Earth, so now everyone is forced to live like primitive cavemen. No more electricity, television, internet, air condition, nothing!

Good News: As for you and Cera, well...things have turned out absolutely fine in each other's company.

UnionRags123 · **Reply #244 on:** July 15, 2019, 02:27:44 PM

Bad news: things were fine...until one day The Sharpteeth (original and “Meanest”) came (back)...and actually succeeded in getting some lunch in the Valley

Good News: Ali comes back to the Valley...without Rhett!
(I wish

)

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #245 on:** July 15, 2019, 08:53:43 PM

Bad News: Ali actually came to the Great Valley to slap Littlefoot in the face with her tail and tell him that it's over. She leaves the valley and walks away with Rhett, who was actually waiting outside for his new mate.

Good News: The Great Valley residents has discovered how to make fire.

UnionRags123 · **Reply #246 on:** July 15, 2019, 09:30:53 PM

Bad news: Mr. Threehorn discovers it, tries to light Red Claw on fire, misses Red Claw, hits a grove of trees in the Valley, and burns all the green food in the Valley.
*cue another trip to the Big Water*

Good news: Cera apologizes to Littlefoot for her comment about Mama Longneck being stupid

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #247 on:** July 17, 2019, 12:04:47 PM

Bad News: Littlefoot doesn't forgive Cera and tells her to **** off.

Good News: A season 2 of TLBT is being released.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #248 on:** July 27, 2019, 08:02:08 AM

Quote from: UnionRags123 on July 15, 2019, 09:30:53 PM

Good news: Cera apologizes to Littlefoot for her comment about Mama Longneck being stupid

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on July 17, 2019, 12:04:47 PM

Bad News: Littlefoot doesn't forgive Cera and tells her to **** off.

Nice one! I laughed pretty hard at that. Does that make me a terrible person?

Bad News: Season 2 of LBT comes out... and it's done entirely in CGI.

Good News: I'm leaving for vacation in a couple days.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #249 on:** July 27, 2019, 02:14:42 PM

No, not at all. ~~Sigh...you're such a bad influence...~~

Bad News: I'll miss you!

Also, a random natural disaster will strike the area you will be vacationing in when you arrive there.

Good News: Temperatures have cooled down here significantly already for the past week, with highs in the low to mid 80s and nighttime temperatures actually being in the mid to upper 60s.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #250 on:** July 28, 2019, 04:41:12 AM

Bad News: The temperature keeps cooling down further and further, until you get an unexpected "big freeze" in the middle of summer.

Good News: I'm looking forward to spending time in my aunt and uncle's swimming pool.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #251 on:** July 28, 2019, 11:26:47 AM

Bad News: You drown. Nothing else really.

Good News: Every GOF member was somehow able to all meet up at one location in real life and have fun!

StardustSoldier · **Reply #252 on:** July 28, 2019, 12:35:15 PM

I was half-expecting you to say that I ended up getting stuck in the pool when the big freeze occurred, but I like your answer better.

Bad News: We all met up and had fun... then a tornado struck.

Good News: Not everyone died.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #253 on:** July 28, 2019, 05:05:10 PM

Bad News: Not everyone died...but some did. The tornado has flown some people into lava pits, immediately incinerating them. Others were simply dropped to the ground and suffer major bone fractures and damage to internal organs. The rest of them were thrown into the ocean, either being rescued by the coast guard or never seen again depending on their distance from the shore. How the hell did the tornado do that? No idea, but it happened.

Good News: The people who survived returned to their normal lives and continue to post frequently on the Gang of Five forum.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #254 on:** August 17, 2019, 09:19:38 AM

Bad News: I was one of the people who was killed by the tornado. It flung me into a volcano.

Good News: The Gang of Five forum still has enough members left to keep going.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #255 on:** August 17, 2019, 03:55:50 PM

Bad News: Unfortunately, the server that runs The Gang of Five forum has run out of revenue due to the lack of paying members. As a result, the forum ceases to exist.

Good News: Heaven is real and everyone that died is currently living there. Did I also mention that there's internet and computers available as well?

StardustSoldier · **Reply #256 on:** August 31, 2019, 11:51:10 PM

Bad News: Unfortunately, the Gang of Five server still ceases to exist, even in heaven.

Good News: I'm tired right now from my 4-hour kayaking journey. Meaning I'll probably (hopefully) sleep good tonight.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #257 on:** September 01, 2019, 02:00:33 PM

Bad News: Your insomnia strikes once again and you have another sleepless night. You're so tired that it is equivalent to being drunk on ten beers. You decided to drive to work for some reason and got into a car crash.

Good News: I get to see my friends again in school pretty soon.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #258 on:** September 08, 2019, 10:23:21 AM

Bad News: Too bad you end up wrecking one of the school computers with a game of "Lose/Lose".

Good News: At least you still have your friends.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #259 on:** September 12, 2019, 03:18:59 PM

Bad News: I'm expelled from school for wrecking one of the school computers you mentioned with Lose/Lose.

Good News: StardustSoldier wins the Friendly Member Award! I'm so proud of you.

Not yet, but soon.