The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: Amaranthine on May 03, 2009, 12:12:51 AM
-
This game is pretty simple I think. You basically type a few things you never want to say to the characters. xD Don't take this seriously either guys, it's meant for fun. :)
@Little Foot-You know Little Foot, if your dad REALLY cared for you and your mom, he wouldn't have left you guys in that place that looked lush and green anyway...:p
@Cera-Hi fatty!
@Petrie-You pestering little coward...
@Ducky-Your voice and "yep, yep, yep" thing is REALLY annoying...
@Pterano-You're so ugly that part of the herd died just looking at you...they didn't die because you let them to the sharpteeth.
@Ali-YOU WIMP!
-
@Mr. Three Horn-You're a terrible leader and a father you know that?
@Mo-I hate your cheeriness and annoyingness...
-
@Cera: You SUCK at Tackling!
-
@Chomper: Your eating habits are disgusting!
-
Cera you are fat :nyah
and
Littlefoot hit puberty already your voice is younger then the others :yes
-
Cera: Stop crying like a little girl!
-
Jeez! What's with Cera and "fat" comments :blink:? Well, she's not fat, so that would be a better reason NOT to say that to her :p.
Mr. Threehorn: "If nobody's gonna kick your a** to kingdom come and back, then I will!"
My expected lifespan thereafter: About ten seconds :p :lol.
-
Cera: Did anyone ever tell you how bossy and bratty you really are?
Ducky or Petrie: Your high voice makes my ears bleed.
-
Grandpa Longneck, admin it...you got us lost.
-
Tricia: GET LOST YOU LITTLE BRAT!
Guido: What do you call these things? *takes a feather out*
-
Topsy: You racist!
Spike: I will be calling you a "stomach on legs". :p
Guido: You were so weird when you massaged Petrie's arms (or wings for that matter) in the LBT XII.
-
All Characters: You guys are all fake, just mere animation, poorly portraying real dinosaurs that are now extinct!
-
Ducky: When will ya finally grow a pair?
-
Cera: You're a bossy brat!
-
Sierra: Your'e a wuss ya know that bird brain?
-
Littlefoot: I saw you making out with Ali last night!
-
Spike: I see dead people.
-
Petrie: Pterano is NEVER coming back!
-
Spike: I see dead people.
-
You already said that
Ducky: Stop being SO cheerful!
-
Ducky: Ya know, little one, you're gonna die one day. Ya can't cheat death forever.
Ooh, I'd kick myself for that one <_<. She's been one blessed little sweetheart thus far :).
-
you could say that to all of them..
-
Yeah, I could :blink:.
Cera: Ya mean to tell me your father has not told ya about your mother and sisters? Well, what really happened is...*makes up graphic and gory description of their fates*.
-
Ali what happpened to rhette?
Ali; He . got... eaten..
-
Ducky: Petrie what are you doing.
Petrie: Opening a Youtube account.
-
Spike why do you eat so much? To impress the girls..
-
Jeez Hyp! You scared me with your face! I didn't recognize you until you spoke!
-
Hyp, did your surgery go wrong?
-
Petrie, why are you such a coward?
-
Ducky, stop being such a sissy!
-
Grandpa longneck... why are so fat?
-
Mr. Threehon...you are the dumbest, most sexist, most racist dinosaur in this whole valley! Like how the song goes, "Who needs you, not me!"
-
Tria... you are the weakest female stereotype in the whole valley!
-
^ Just to add to it,
"Tria, what were you thinking when you decided to become mates with Mr. Three Horn?" <.<
-
^ on the same lines
Mr. Threehorn, you are more of a right-wing chauvinist than Rush Limbaugh!
-
^ That was an epic win! :lol
Chomper, you are a terrible excuse for a sharp tooth! >.> Even Barney is more ferocious then you!
-
To Chomper's dad: Want a free meal? Come and get me!
-
To any LBT cast: I hate you!
To Cera: I heard your dad's name is Topsy.
-
To Bron: It wasn't a sharptooth who killed your mate... It was ME!
-
Man, I don't think I could top that one for Bron. I mean, the only thing worse is if you killed Littlefoot. But that would be nuts! Oh, what the heck? I am a nut!
@ Bron: Not only did I kill your mate, I killed your son!
-
I'll top it.
To Bron: I killed your mate, your son, your mate's parents, and your ENTIRE herd, including Shorty!
-
Oh, that's it. I think that I can top it in only one way.
To Bron: I killed your mate, your son, your mate's parents, and your ENTIRE herd, including Shorty! And YOU'RE NEXT!
-
And to make it more dramatic... (this will be my last one on this Bron part)
To Bron: I killed your mate slowly and painfully, I killed your son and ate his flesh, I killed your mates' parents one after the other, letting the female suffer for weeks before ending her miserable existence, I killed shorty and the rest of your herd with chainsaws and a dirty bomb, and will not only kill you, but will take out this entire planet! As for shorty... you will find his head about five kilometers from the rest of him...
-
Dang! I can't top that even if I tried. You win.
Littlefoot: I hope you get struck by lightning.
-
Heh. I would have done the same "killed your mate and children, then the world" bit with Topsy, but it is getting old real fast...
To Doc: You're not so tough, mr. Not-so-lone dinosaur.
-
^ Agreed.
To Topsy: Man, I wish that you were manlier, you wuss.
-
To Tria: You are so ugly... no wonder Topsy cheats on you! (ouch.)
-
To Chomper: Those aren't your real parents. They were looking for a different sharptooth hatchling and confused you for him.
-
To Chomper's Father: Chomper isn't really your child... your mate cheated on you with that Gigantosaurus! (fifth movie)
To Chomper's Mother: Chomper didn't hatch from your egg! Your mate switched the egg with the one you laid with another mate of his, and he crushed what was really yours!
-
To Cera: "Your Mama must've dropped ya, 'cuz you're butt a** ugly!"
I'd never say that, for she is the opposite.
-
To Mr. Clubtail: You're a big fat, lazy, drunk!
-
To Noname: How could they get drunk? Where is the alcohol?
To the gang: Here is some beer. Now drink it until you die.
-
(they have grapes in the valley, commonly referred to as "sweet-bubbles"; these can be fermented)
Pterano: Flyers are stupid, ugly, and weak!
-
Cera, you sis is a one CUTE baby. She's even cuter and prettier then you!
-
To Chomper: Bite me! I dare you!
-
To Ducky: "Gosh, you're so puny. I bet I could hurt ya with this fly swatter."
Ducky: "What is a fly swatter?"
Me (through an evil sadistic grin): "Wanna find out? Take that! And that! And that!"
*Keeps on swatting Ducky*
Ducky: "Ow! Ow! Stop that, please!"
*I don't stop as I keep laughing sadistically :p*
Seriously, that would be so messed up :blink:!
-
To Petrie: You laid an egg! This means... AHH! :blink:
-
"Come on Threehorn. We can take on those sharpteeth all by ourselves."
-
Littlefoot: I hope your dad finds another female and forgets about your mom!
-
To Tricia (as I charge at her like she's a football then send her flying): "One! Two! Three! PUNT!"
-
"Hey, Narrator, just wondering, does it get lonely having nobody to talk to? I mean, you have no body, no one knows you exist, and all the characters ignore everything you say, it doesn't get more lonely than that. When you die some day, you're going to die all alone, and nobody will ever remember you..."
Narrator: *weeps softly*
-
(At least YOU notice him!)
Me: Chomper, Wanna eat this meat I found?
Chomper: Sure! It's tastes great! What is it!
Me: Tricia. :lol
Chomper: :unsure: :blink: :( :blink:
-
Me: "Hey, stupid!"
Mr. Threehorn: "Are you calling ME stupid? Do I look stupid to you?"
Me (bursts out into laughter): " HELL YEAH!"
Mr. Threehorn: :(
-
(Was that from "A Bug's Life" outtakes? :lol )
To Pterano: Flyers should get their wings clipped!
Pterano: What?!
To Pterano: And then, their beaks should be cut off and made into soup!
Pterano: :blink: WHY are you saying this?!
To Pterano: Because hopefully someone will see it happen take a pencil, a some paper, and animate it. They'll nominate ANYTHING for an Oscar these days...
-
(I did not think about that until I posted :lol! The line "Are you calling me stupid? Do I look stupid to you?" is from "A Bug's Life" :yes)
Spike: "Hey, you'd make a great self-controlled lawnmower. You'd love your job eating grass so much you'd never quit, and I would not have to push ya around!"
Spike (thinking): "Mmm...treesweets...and grass!"
-
(lol... like Homer saying mmm... split pea... with HAM!)
To Ducky: Oh yeah, I just chlorinated the water in the valley...
Ducky: MY EYES ARE ON FIRE!!!
To Ducky: Too much chlorine... :blink:
-
Pterano: I bet I can fly faster than you!
Sierra: You and Rinkus stink at landing! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Rinkus: Yeah, Mr. Rinkus! Quit asking stupid questions! :lol :lol
-
Redclaw: My, what big teeth you have...
-
Petrie: Hey come back here! I've got a great grammar book to read to ya!
-
Petrie: Pterano is NEVER coming back!
Result: A huge flooding in the Great Valley, and it's not the sky water!
Mo: Why, hello there, Mr. Not-so-serious!
-
the Whole Gang: when you all die, and turn into bones, somebody's gonna dig up your fossils, and display you all right next to each other in a museum. I'll come by everyday just to laugh at you idiots!
-
Cera: I am talking in a high pitch girl!
Chomper: :lol
This makes me want to laugh as well! :lol
-
Me: Hey Littlefoot! How's ya Mum doin'?
LF: I guess she's fine!
Me: Why I heard she's rottin' somewhere in the Mysterious Beyond :D
LF: :cry
-
Ducky: TLBT would have been much better if they had used one of your siblings instead of YOU!!!
-
To Littlefoot: "So what are you giving your mother for mother's day?"
-
All your teeth are gonna fall out, Chomper!
-
Me (in a mocking voice): Ruby you have an annoying way of talking, an annoying way of talking you have!"
Ruby: :(
-
Me: Hey, Chomper, when you grow up, you're going to want to take a bite out of your friends! :lol
Chomper: :cry
Me: Strut, your face is so ugly, that you make your brother cry! :DD
Ozzy: :exactly
Strut: I hate you guys... :cry *Cries in corner*
Me: Now, come on, Strut... You know I didn't mean it. And let's face it: at least your face isn't nearly as ugly as Topsy's! :p
Topsy: :anger
-
Telling Littlefoot a "Yo Mama" joke. :lol
-
Calling Cera a 'one-horn' because her other horns haven't grown in yet.
-
Laughing at Spike for his disability of talking
-
Me: Hey, Littlefoot! What's it feel like to know that your father was never there for you? You know, if he had never left in the first place, he probably would've been able to save your mother from that sharptooth attack! :lol
-
"Ducky, you're too emotional. Quit being such a crybaby."
-
Littlefoot: It's your own fault that your mother is dead...
Cera: You have the face only a mother could love!
Ducky: Put it a sock in it, Ducky! Your cheerfulness gives me cavities...
Petrie: Did you fall out of the nest as a hatchling, or did your mother just not teach you proper grammar?
Spike: Go on a diet, you fatty!
Topsy: You are a bad influence on your daughter, and have a terrible attitude! :DD
Sharptooth: You have the brain the size of a walnut! :nyah
Ozzy: Your accent is fake!
Strut: You're a terrible person for not following your brother's advice! Green food is bad and you should feel bad!
Pterano: No Pterano, you are not a very important creature. In fact, you are the most worthless creature imaginable.
Sierra: You have a girl's name! :lol:
Rinkus: You know, if it wasn't for your shrill high voice and pink body, I could've swore you were a girl. :p
-
Chomper: "I haven't seen Ducky today... You ate her, didn't you?"
-
Hey Petrie, I'm gonna tell everyone that you're nestwetting. :blink:
-
^To add to it:
"Yeah! You should've listened to your mother when she told you not to drink any water before bedtime, Pee-trie!" :DD
To Ducky and Spike's Mom: "Would you mind being more disciplinary with your children, especially Ducky? You don't seem strict enough..."
(And she doesn't have to be, therefore, I would never say that.)
-
To Cera: "Crush me with your horns? Ha! Yeah right! I would love to see that!"
(This would also be a good entry under 'famous last words')
-
Topsy, you smell worse than a sharptooth's butt.
-
Hey Ali, Littlefoot's NEVER going to love you!
(Yeah, something I definitely would NEVER say.)
-
"Rhett is 120% cooler than you, Littlefoot!"
-
Littlefoot: I still have a mom!
Cera: No, threehorns aren't the greatest at everything.
Ducky: Hey Ducky, do you want to hold this hand grenade?
Petrie: Humans can fly better, faster, and higher then you!
Spike: Go on a diet, fatty!
Ruby: You need to STFU, STFU is what you need to do.
Chomper: I told Ruby you were cheating on her with Ducky!
Gang's reactions:
Littlefoot: :cry
Cera: :anger
Ducky: :wow :bolt :cry
Petrie: :wow
Spike: :bolt
Ruby: :cry
Chomper: :wow :unsure:
-
Hey, Kosh; you got a face only a mother can love.
Kosh's reaction: :( :(petrie
-
Littlefoot: :cry
no. no. no.
Remembering that great scene from original movie.... he would be TEN TIMES ANGRIER than Cera.
And this time I hope Cera would join him in beating that person, if she heard that. VERY HARD. And I would join her too.
So, if someone repeated that Cera's quote from first movie... he would see side of Littlefoot nobody have seen before (except gang of five)
------
Littlefoot: Telling about his mom.
Cera: Telling you would hurt her sister.
Ducky: Telling her to shut up her BIG endlessly-talking MOUTH.
Ruby: With huge Asking her about how much eggs did he eat today, I guess.
-
Ducky: You're ugly and disgusting with your silly goofy behavior and your obnoxious talk and you're a crybaby!
:sducky
-
Calling Red Claw pathetic right to his face, in his language.
-
Sharptooth: You was beaten by bunch of 5-year and 0-year kids.
*nobody would see the speaker again...*
-
Ozzy: Your brother was right when he ate greens.
Strut: There are only eggs left, you can eat them.
Hyp: You're a weakling and a cheap girl.
Ichy: You're a weakling and a cheap girl with thin legs. :)
Dil: * just give her glasses and a wand *
Tippy: Spike ate your greens. You do not mind sharing with Spike?
-
Grandpa Longneck/Grandma Longneck/Topps: I did hurt your children VERY HARD.
Littlefoot: Let's see how long Chomper would resist to taste one of you...
Cera: Telling her she has crush on Littlefoot. :blink:
-
To Sierra: "You're really bad at being a villain."
It'd follow by me getting thrown off a cliff or something, that or being ripped to shreds.
-
To Littlefoot: So what are you doing for Mother's Day?
To Spike: Just go on a diet you fat a**! You're the youngest member of the Gang (excluding Chomper and Ruby), yet you're also the biggest!
-
To Topsy: Stop leaving all the swamp sticks and stinkweed for all the others to eat; you need to eat your fair share of them, too.
To Cera: I got two words for you; anger management.
-
To Littlefoot mother, about making something harmful to her child.
Even Tyran won't save you then...
-
More illness:
-------
To Granparents Longneck: I so envy you! You won't have to nurse your own stupid daughter anymore!
-----------
To Topps and Cera: Your wife and sister siblings were delicious prey.
-----------
To Ducky: I would thank that Sharptooth if he caught you, because I'm tired of your goodness voice.
----------
To Littlefoot: If you left stupid Cera alone back then, you would escape and your mother would be alive. It's your fault.
----------
To Petrie: How did you ever hatched??? You should have stayed inside there, coward.
---------
To Spike: I wonder how you're still alive, Yellowbelly Junior...
--------
To Chomper: You loved taste of blood, right? How about taste it again, starting from your longneck brother?
-
bump?
-
To Littlefoot: "Yo mama so fat, she ended world hunger!"
-
O_o
--
To Ruby: You stupid beakhead, are you even going to lift your butt from warm rock, go to Mysterious Beyond, and kill Red Claw at last, return to your family and complete
YOUR
MISSION
O_O
Edit:
Gang's parents: You're the worst parents ever, you know? Youshould be locked in some cave for a long time as punishment.
-
to Sharptooth: You run like a chicken! And why you still didn't find a mate? You're too stuid to think about this?
-
to Topps: "You know your daughter still doesn't have her brow horns?"
to Cera: "Hey...Dinah and Dana must be better than you...after all they do have their brow horns starting to show...and you, an older 'threehorn' don't have any brow horns..."
(enter Thud) "...and never will!"
(Thud gets meal) :lol
-
To Petrie: Can you freaking learn how to speak, dang it!!! At least when Ruby speaks, I actually know what she's saying!
-
To Ruby: Heh, nice mohawk, loser… :lol
-
To Littlefoot: Good riddance, orphan boy.
-
Damn! We are mean today haha.
Haven’t thought of any good ones myself yet but the one who suggested asking Littlefoot about his mother’s days plans made me laugh out loud.
-
Sheesh, wish I could be this harsh. I'll try to think of a few nice things to lighten the mood.
To Petrie- "Everyone calls you clumsy and a coward, but I think that makes you adorable!"
Petrie- "Aww, thank- WAIT ME FRIENDS CALL ME A COWARD?!" :opetrie
To Chomper- "You are so cute! I want to cradle you in my arms!"
Chomper- I'm not a baby! :Chomp
Under my breath- you sure wine like one...
To Ruby- ... you got them skinny looking legs and I think they fabulous"
Ruby- ...I
-
This game's harsh. I guess that means we like the LBT characters since this game is called "Things you never want to say to the characters."
Chomper: Y'know, you're a sharptooth. You shouldn't be playing with leaf eaters.
Cera: You're such a grouch! :ceramad
and so is your dad!
I'll leave this thread before Mr. Threehorn headbutts me. :lol
-
@Littlefoot I got some bad news. Your dad was killed by a Sharp Tooth.
-
Petrie: What's it gonna take for you to get over your speech impediment and chronic fear of everything?
Little Foot: Don't worry Little Foot, I know where your mom is.
*Takes out a giant jug of fossil fuel*