The Corrupt a Wish Game.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1560 on:** February 25, 2018, 11:56:34 AM

Granted. You get to hug her fossilized bones.

I wish for a car with all previous conditions AND for it to not get stolen. Now corrupt THAT!!

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1561 on:** February 25, 2018, 05:23:22 PM

Granted! However, it all happened in a video game, so it was never real!

I wish for Ducky and Petrie to be an actual couple in the next Land Before Time Movie.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1562 on:** March 03, 2018, 01:37:23 AM

Quote from: pokeplayer984 on Feb 25 2018, 04:23:22 PM

Granted! However, it all happened in a video game, so it was never real!

Given how much I crash in Asphalt 8, that's not a big blow for me

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I wish for Ducky and Petrie to be an actual couple in the next Land Before Time Movie.

Granted. They're gonna have one weird looking baby!

I wish Littlefoot was real and alive so I could hug him (yes, I'm precluding my own corruption of a similar wish

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vonboy · **Reply #1563 on:** March 03, 2018, 09:06:20 PM

Wish granted, but Grandpa and Grandma longneck are real, too, and turn you into a little red spot on the ground as soon as you try to say "hi"!

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1564 on:** March 04, 2018, 04:35:59 PM

And your wish, Vonboy?

vonboy · **Reply #1565 on:** March 05, 2018, 10:54:35 AM

eh... I wish the next season of Rick and Morty was out already!

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1566 on:** March 05, 2018, 11:34:23 AM

Granted, but it’s such a disgrace to the series that it makes LBT 13 seem like a masterpiece.

I wish my family would stop hating that I like LBT.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1567 on:** March 07, 2018, 11:17:47 PM

Granted, but they take ALL of your LBT stuff so they can handle the truth, and I mean ALL of it.

I wish I had 1 million US Dollars and that it was real.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1568 on:** March 08, 2018, 12:10:26 PM

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Granted, but they take ALL of your LBT stuff so they can handle the truth, and I mean ALL of it.

I don't have that much LBT stuff anyway

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I wish I had 1 million US Dollars and that it was real.

Granted, but you spend it all rather quickly.

I wish I was better at math.

Flathead770 · **Reply #1569 on:** March 08, 2018, 10:12:49 PM

Granted, but all math courses scale to be equally difficult.

I wish everyone enjoyed math.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1570 on:** March 08, 2018, 10:15:22 PM

Granted, but everyone will hate the humanities.

I wish I'd been joking with my last two wishes.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1571 on:** April 09, 2018, 12:56:04 PM

I guess my wish to have been joking when I wished for better math skills and my family to not hate that I like LBT isn’t corruptible?

In that case, I wish for LittlefootXAli to become canon.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1572 on:** April 10, 2018, 12:06:23 AM

Granted, but the series is now terrible as a result.

I wish for some chocolate cake that's really sweet.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1573 on:** April 10, 2018, 12:46:29 AM

Lol I really can’t see how the series could be terrible due to the OTP getting together, but okay.

As for your wish:
Granted. It’ll be so sweet that the sweetness will stick on your tongue all day and make you sick (seriously, I hate when that happens).

I wish more cars came with manual transmissions.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1574 on:** April 14, 2018, 12:09:15 PM

Granted, but now more accidents happen because it takes longer to make all the movements.

I wish no one hated homosexuals.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1575 on:** April 26, 2018, 09:46:33 PM

Granted, but that doesn't mean everyone supports gay marriage.

I wish all the sand creepers who moved to Colorado for the weed would go back to California.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1576 on:** May 03, 2018, 09:33:27 AM

Granted, but now all of their predators have moved in and won't leave. As a result, they are thinking of putting YOU on the menu.

Okay, I wish Ducky was real and alive.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1577 on:** May 03, 2018, 08:58:45 PM

Granted. The rubber ducky you had as a child is now a real live duck

I wish all my professors were as good as my current one.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1578 on:** July 31, 2018, 01:19:27 AM

I take that my wish for all my profs to be as good as the one I had at the time is incorruptible.

In that case, I wish I had a house in either Frisco, Colorado, USA or Estes Park, Colorado, USA

Vincent · **Reply #1579 on:** August 04, 2018, 07:48:58 PM

Quote from: Littlefoot505 on July 31, 2018, 01:19:27 AM

I take that my wish for all my profs to be as good as the one I had at the time is incorruptible.

In that case, I wish I had a house in either Frisco, Colorado, USA or Estes Park, Colorado, USA

Granted. But thanks to the GOP's Fiscal Illiteracy, the economy tanks Depression-Style right after, and you're House is Foreclosed the following week.

Wish: I wish Elon Musk really does Die on Mars