From Red Vs Blue.
Tucker: :: groans in pain ::
Church: Man, he sounds terrible.
Caboose: Yeah, he's been like that since the swamp.
Church: Swamp? You guys were in a swamp?
Caboose: Yeah. It was dark and swampy. I wasn't scared at all!
Church: Is that why you guys came home so fast?
Caboose: No...we came home because the alien died...and because the glowing sword turned out to be a glowing key.
Church: Yeah, a glowing key that can still stab people.
Caboose: Right.
Church: So it is a sword. It just happens to function like a key in very specific situations.
Caboose: Or it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people...it unlocks their death.
Church: Goddamn man! I would love to live in your world for about ten minutes.
Caboose: Yeah. I have a really good time.
Church: ::laughs:: Yeah, it seems like it! You know, I don't think I'd get anything done, but I probably wouldn't care that much.
Tucker: :: groans in pain ::
Church: Hey Tucker, you okay?
Tucker: :: groans in pain :: Why don't you guys come in here?
Church: Uh, because it might be contagious...and because we gotta think of the health of the unit as a whole. I came up with that pretty fast.
Caboose: Maybe because you threw up ten minutes ago! And that's just gross!
Church: Hey, what a second! You don't think that sword...
Caboose: You mean the key?
Church: No I mean the sword. You don't suppose that sword is making him sick, do you?
Caboose: I don't see how. He didn't sneeze once.
Church: We don't know anything about it, though. Maybe it runs on radiation and it's poisoning...
Caboose: Or..maybe it runs on solar power!
Church: Wait now, why would solar power make him sick?
Caboose: Is he Republican?
