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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: WeirdRaptor on October 11, 2006, 10:11:28 PM

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on October 11, 2006, 10:11:28 PM
Basically, this plays much like that "The Mysterious (Yet Groovy) Vending Machine". One user makes a wish, then another user says "Granted, but..." then says something that utterly corrupts the wish. I'll start as an example. Then, that user gets to make a wish that is to be corrupted.

I wish I could get out of the house more.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on October 11, 2006, 10:12:25 PM
Granted, but unfortunately, you receive an outhouse, and all of its 'treasures'.

I wish I could get a Wii.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on October 11, 2006, 10:13:04 PM
Granted!  One dog who isn't housetrained! :P:

I wish I could draw.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: General Grievous on October 11, 2006, 10:19:28 PM
Wish granted, but you'll have to draw your gun faster than me!
I wish I could have a wish that can't be corrupted! :lol
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on October 11, 2006, 10:24:31 PM
Wish...Denied! :lol  :p

I wish for a stack of $100 bills.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: General Grievous on October 11, 2006, 10:28:54 PM
:lol Wish granted but it'll be counterfeit money and you'll go to jail! :lol  :lol
I wish for a Darth Vader costume and lightsaber that actually works!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on October 11, 2006, 11:12:28 PM
Wish granted but you also get the pissed off Darth Vader that comes with it all! :lol  :lol  :lol
I wish I had that new flight simulator!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on October 11, 2006, 11:29:40 PM
*POOF*
You're suddenly strapped into an experimental fighter jet which just malfunctioned.
Have fun! :p

I wish I was a rock star!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on October 12, 2006, 01:32:45 AM
Granted, but you are about to become acquainted with the term "falling star, crushed rock".

I wish I could fly.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Raptor on October 12, 2006, 10:31:40 AM
Granted, but you're so happy you stop paying attention. You hit a tree, and then fall into a swamp full of Piranha.



I wish I had a pet Tauntaun.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on October 12, 2006, 03:52:53 PM
Granted, but it takes your lightsaber away and hollows you out to live in you.

I wish I had a boat.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on October 12, 2006, 04:51:51 PM
Wish granted, but that boat will crash into an iceberg like the Titanic and sink to the bottom of the sea, while the radio on the boat plays, "My Heart Will Go On" from the Titanic Movie.  :lol


I wish I was the strongest man in the world.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Petrie. on October 12, 2006, 05:15:19 PM
Granted, but to stay in shape you need to buy a $2,000 yearlong membership to a gym.

I wish some of my students would pay attention when I ask them to. (really do!)  :P:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on October 12, 2006, 05:34:13 PM
Wish granted!  However, now you can't have fun sending them to detention! :cry
I wish I had a pet bison (that was friendly and would not run me over).
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on October 12, 2006, 05:51:50 PM
Wish denied, and you get trampled.

I wish I was a super hero!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: General Grievous on October 12, 2006, 05:57:18 PM
Quote
Wish denied, and you get trampled.

And plus think of the size of the crap you'd have to scoop when you take it for a walk.  And the shedding!  My gosh! :lol  :lol

Wish granted but but you are the Justice League Superman who is such a weak wuss that my grandpa could beat him up!

I wish I could have one of those lizard thingies that Obi Wan had in Episode III!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on October 13, 2006, 11:07:43 AM
Granted, but it's only an action figure! :lol:

I wish I had a camcorder!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on October 13, 2006, 03:46:39 PM
Wish granted, but that camcorder's footage will be seen on the next episode of When Animals Attack, where a bear ran after you while you filmed it and knocked you down.  

I wish I could run faster than the speed of light.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Raptor on October 13, 2006, 04:39:50 PM
Granted, but have you ever realized how much it hurts to hit a tree at those speeds.....


I wish I had my Lightsaber back, and that the Tauntaun wasn't living in me any more........ And that nothing else would live in or on me for the rest of my very long days! And that I'd still have a pet Tauntaun. (Corrupt that!)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: General Grievous on October 13, 2006, 04:55:46 PM
Wish granted but the Empire will confiscate them tomorrow!

As much as I would love the action figure, I still wish I had that lizard thingy that wasn't just an action figure!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Raptor on October 13, 2006, 07:35:54 PM
Granted. Here's you're lizard statue.


I wish I had my Saber and my Tauntaun back, and the Empire couldn't confiscate them. And that the conditions of may other wish would still be there. (CORRUPT THAT!)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: kaytea on October 14, 2006, 07:34:05 PM
wish granted but sadly my powers malfunction so heres a icecream cone


I wish I was poilce space woman
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on October 16, 2006, 09:01:19 PM
Granted, but you get fired because everytime there is a space crime, you always seem to get attracted by the nearest Donut Shop and drive to it. XD


I wish I had psychic powers.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on October 17, 2006, 11:05:34 AM
Wish granted, unfortunatly you'll have to face the terrifying gygas! :P:

I wish all my friends would move back here.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 17, 2006, 04:20:11 PM
Granted, but they are friends that want to beat you up! :P:

I wish I had a movie maker program.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on October 17, 2006, 04:42:27 PM
Granted, but the teacher is Ralph Bakshi.

I wish I could see dead people.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on October 17, 2006, 04:55:43 PM
You suddenly have a great urge to become a grave robber. :P:

I wish it was dinner time!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: General Grievous on October 17, 2006, 06:39:57 PM
Wish granted but you will be having grilled rat steaks with camel snot milkshakes.  Enjoy!

I wish my school didn't give homework!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 17, 2006, 08:05:18 PM
Granted, but now they give you a test that you don't know the answers to and get a zero, thus having to repeat whatever grade you are in.

I wish I was with Littlefoot and his friends.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on October 17, 2006, 08:10:00 PM
Granted, but they think you're a monster of some sort and warn their parents (Uh oh!) :P:

I wish I could get a real japanese sword :D
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Grievous55 on October 17, 2006, 10:15:43 PM
Granted, but you trip while holding it and impale yourself.

I wish that humans didn't exist. (try corrupting that!)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Raptor on October 17, 2006, 10:37:15 PM
Granted. Wait, you said humans? I though you said Hummus. Aw well, Hummus wasn't that great...

I wish I was a powerful, noble Jedi Master.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on October 18, 2006, 02:45:13 AM
Granted, but you become one just as 'Episode Three' begins. Say goodbye to your hand!

I wish I had a wish.

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on October 18, 2006, 09:20:36 AM
Granted, but your wish will become a corrupted wish when you wish for that particular wish. :lol

I wish I could freeze time!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Grievous55 on October 18, 2006, 10:23:56 AM
Granted, but you're frozen along with it.

I wish for a mansion.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 18, 2006, 10:27:05 AM
Granted, but then the FBI comes and takes it because you have been avoiding your taxes.

I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Grievous55 on October 18, 2006, 09:42:23 PM
Granted, but you can't have a wish now.

I wish for a new car.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on October 18, 2006, 10:10:06 PM
Granted but you rear-end a cop the first time you take it out.  

I wish all the jerks at school would STFU and leave me alone!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on October 18, 2006, 11:41:17 PM
Wish denied, now they've doubled in numbers.  :D

I wish Hollywood would leave older stuff alone.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 19, 2006, 01:24:25 AM
Granted, but now we don't get anything from LBT.

I wish I had a trillion dollars so I could sue several companies for certian reasons.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on October 19, 2006, 09:50:13 AM
Granted, but you fail to sue every company you ever tried, and are known as the town freak :lol

I wish I had a pet dragon! :lol:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Grievous55 on October 19, 2006, 10:28:31 AM
Granted, but it burns you to a crisp.

I wish.... for NOTHING! HAHAHAHAHAAAaaaa....
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 19, 2006, 12:28:42 PM
Granted!  Now you're wearing nothing, you're holding nothing, you have nothing in your house... Oh wait, since you wished for nothing, you don't even have a house. :P:

I wish the 9/11 attack never happened.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on October 19, 2006, 06:22:18 PM
Granted, but in its place came the 9/11 "Polar Meltdown".

I wish I can "be walkin' on sunshine"!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: General Grievous on October 19, 2006, 09:17:20 PM
Granted.  You walk on the sun and are instantly fried to a crisp.

I wish I had a PS3 and it worked and had nothing wrong with it.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on October 19, 2006, 09:22:12 PM
Wish granted, but it can only play early childhood games.


I wish I had my very own Yoshi. (From the Super Mario series)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on October 19, 2006, 10:07:48 PM
granted but yoshi takes your money and heads for cuba.



I wish I had a cedit card.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: General Grievous on October 19, 2006, 10:32:15 PM
Granted but you can only buy $0.25 worth of stuff (gumball) with it.  

I whsi this game had never been invinted!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: kaytea on October 20, 2006, 04:56:27 AM
wish denied there is no escaping the corrupted wishes


I wish I was king of france
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on October 20, 2006, 06:18:29 AM
Granted, but can you say: guillotined.

I wish I find where kaytea's head rolled.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 20, 2006, 09:39:16 AM
Granted, but you find it was on top of a volcano and you fall in.

I wish AMVs were allowed on YouTube again.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on October 21, 2006, 01:29:35 AM
*Granted*
By AMVs you meant "Aunt Maria's Videovacation" right? :lol

I wish for  custom-built sports car!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on October 21, 2006, 03:49:25 PM
Granted, but its literally a jaguar that lores people into its seat so it can devour their flesh! :p

I wish for this  :birthday
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on October 21, 2006, 10:55:02 PM
Granted, but a certain kind of gas you had inside your mouth made the fire ignite instead of go out, and it burns your entire house down!

I wish I had a dinosaur tail!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on October 21, 2006, 11:36:04 PM
Wish granted, but you get sued by a man who tripped over it. XD


I wish I was a famous film maker.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Grievous55 on October 21, 2006, 11:56:31 PM
Granted, but your movie gets the Guinness World Record for worst box office failure.

I wish that clowns didn't exist. *shudders*
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Petrie. on October 22, 2006, 10:32:49 AM
Granted, but then all those really annoying toys that people buy to irritate others suddenly are gone too.

I wish I lived where it didn't snow so much.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Grievous55 on October 22, 2006, 11:24:07 AM
Granted. Now you live in the Atacama Desert with no water.

I wish that clowns were gone, but all those annoying toys that people buy to irritate others were still around.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on October 22, 2006, 10:32:40 PM
Granted, but the souls of the clowns remained, and possesed all of the annoying toys, and well, that's a scary thought :lol:

I wish I had a tall glass of chocolate milk right now! :P:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on October 22, 2006, 10:36:24 PM
Look up!  80, 90, 100 feet!  It's...a glass of Millk!?  How are you supposed to reach that!? :p

I wish my school semester was Over and I passed all my courses!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on October 22, 2006, 11:20:42 PM
Granted, but you realize you studied the wrong thing, and have to go back to the beginning!

I wish I could ride a Yoshi!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on October 22, 2006, 11:22:32 PM
Granted, but as it rides your head runs into a low tree branch and you fall off to suffer brain damage.


I wish I was Kung Fu master.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Grievous55 on October 23, 2006, 10:25:37 AM
Granted, but you are defeated by a blind old man who calls you "grasshopper."

I wish that the clowns souls were gone as well, and they weren't possessing any toys.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on October 24, 2006, 12:19:21 PM
Granted, but now the manufacturers makes those annoying toys look like clowns. They didn't have to be real clowns now did they?  :lol



I wish for an ice cream truck.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on October 24, 2006, 12:44:03 PM
Granted, but now you have to deal with the non-stop parade of kids!

I wish I could own a pet dolphin! :^.^:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on October 24, 2006, 04:32:26 PM
Granted, but its the original Flipper, he only has one fin left, you have to help him surface for air every time he needs it, his eye sight is bad, and you need to manually keep his excretion exits functioning. Have fun!

I wish I could go for a ride with the "Ghost Hunters".
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on October 26, 2006, 10:28:11 PM
Granted, but you get possessed on one of the hunts. Then they're going to need an old priest and a young priest.  :lol


I wish I could turn invisible.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Keni on October 26, 2006, 10:43:16 PM
Wish granted! But along with that you get intangible(sp?) and cannot grab onto anything and eventually die of hunger and thirst. :lol

I wish I had the power to transform into anything I want.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on October 27, 2006, 01:29:53 AM
(Hey, nice to see you playing this game with us, Keni) Granted, but you can never return to your human form again. XD


I wish I could be the most popular kid on my college campus.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Grievous55 on October 27, 2006, 10:17:43 AM
Granted. Everyone wants you, even the police and the FBI.

I wish these wishes weren't so easy to corrupt.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 27, 2006, 12:20:00 PM
Wish denied.  This is called "The Corrupt a Wish Game" for a reason.

I wish I had my stories all finished.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Keni on October 27, 2006, 01:16:44 PM
Wish granted! But upon finishing them they are destroyed for no reason. Start over again  :lol

I wish I could go wherever I want by just saying or thinking about it.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on October 27, 2006, 01:36:03 PM
Granted, but for some reason, prison is always on your mind :lol:

I wish I had a bed made out of pancakes :lol
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on October 27, 2006, 02:21:50 PM
Granted, but you drown in the giant syrup that pours on you.  :lol




I wish I had the power to breath underwater.

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on October 27, 2006, 08:47:21 PM
Granted! Unfortunately your newly found gills replace your lungs.

I wish I had a pet snake :P:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on October 27, 2006, 09:07:30 PM
Granted, but it's a kobra and it bites your arm.


I wish I could travel through time.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on October 27, 2006, 09:23:39 PM
Granted, but you smash right into a T-rex, and wreck your time traveler. Uh oh! :lol:

I wish brushing teeth wasn't so hard and annoying.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on October 28, 2006, 11:40:25 AM
Wish granted!  Now you get all kinds of cavities because you don't brush properly!
I wish I had the complete Ace Combat 5 soundtrack.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on October 28, 2006, 09:53:46 PM
Granted, but its a pirated copy and you owe the creators (as Dr. Evil) $1,000,000. XD


I wish for my very own baseball stadium
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 30, 2006, 10:20:40 AM
Granted, but you are now in charge of a team that is cursed to lose EVERY game they ever play.

I wish I had a Magic Deck that could wipe out my little brother's Magic Deck.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on October 30, 2006, 02:53:46 PM
Wish granted, but you are defeated in a magic tournament by a three year old.  :lol




I wish for immortality.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 01, 2006, 06:46:44 PM
Granted, but you'll always be alive, even when the Earth is destroyed and all of mankind is wiped out.

I wish I had a $2,000 sound system :lol:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 01, 2006, 08:42:05 PM
Granted, but you become deaf a week later from the loud noise it projects.


I wish Kingdom Hearts 3 was out today.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 01, 2006, 09:46:32 PM
Granted, but now the game sucks due to the fact that it got no time to be worked on.

I wish I could meet Littlefoot :P:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 01, 2006, 10:52:14 PM
Granted, but it's only a guy in a costume.



I wish I could breath in space.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 01, 2006, 10:56:11 PM
Granted, but your hit by a giant meteor 30 seconds after you've been out there :lol

I wish I had some lobster right now :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 01, 2006, 11:50:32 PM
Granted, but it's not cooked and it pinches your nose off.


I wish for world piece.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 02, 2006, 12:03:58 AM
Granted, but now military soldiers can't have anymore fun with their guns :p

I wish I could talk to animals.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 02, 2006, 12:08:37 AM
Granted, but while you're talking to lion he explains that he has a certain craving for you.



I wish I was the president of the United States.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 02, 2006, 12:16:39 AM
Granted, but you're assassinated the day after!

Now, I wish for a pool filled with melted chocolate! :lol:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 02, 2006, 12:24:26 AM
Granted, but giant marshmellows fall out of nowhere and crush your head.


I wish I could win a free vacation to Disneyland.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 02, 2006, 12:27:16 AM
Granted, but the park closes down when you arrive.

I wish I could meet Action9000 in real life :lol:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on November 02, 2006, 12:29:59 AM
Granted, but my hitman doesn't think it's such a good idea...*Bang*

I wish winter wasn't as cold!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 02, 2006, 12:34:35 AM
Granted, but now the polar ice-caps will melt and...well, need I say more? :lol:

I wish I had the power to render a protective barrier around myself whenever needed.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 02, 2006, 12:37:19 AM
Granted, but that barrier protects you from absorbing anything, including oxygen needed to breath.


I wish Littlefootfan would stop posting corrupted wishes in the wrong subject. (Sorry, I couldn't resist. You can get me back if you wish to call it even.)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 02, 2006, 12:42:56 AM
Hey, I only did that once! :lol: hehe

Wish granted, but now he'll have to find another topic to post the wrong subject in :lol

I wish the LBT series would never end :(
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 02, 2006, 12:48:59 AM
Granted, but by the time Land Before Time 2050 hits the shelves people start to get tired of how its just about the five friends as old rinkled dinosaurs just sitting around and going, "Huh? What did you say?" to each other.


I wish Spike could talk.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 02, 2006, 12:50:30 AM
Granted, but now he won't shup up! :lol

I wish I could form a band with my friends B)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 02, 2006, 12:56:22 AM
Granted, but that band of you and your friends is strapped around a group of really large pencils. XD


I wish I could be the best player in Super Smash Brothers.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 02, 2006, 12:57:15 AM
Granted, but you get bored from beating everyone all the time.

I wish life was easier :lol
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 02, 2006, 01:04:55 AM
Granted, but now everybody becomes fat because life has become so easy they don't even need to get out of bed.


I wish that there was no more world hunger.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 02, 2006, 01:07:17 AM
Granted, but now world dehydration has conjured up! :o

I wish I had black hair :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 02, 2006, 01:13:21 AM
Granted, here is your toopee of black hair.  :p



I wish I could save the world.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on November 02, 2006, 01:16:39 AM
*Poof* You've been given a fully equipped level 60 character for World of Warcraft.  Now start saving!

I wish I could speak Japanese.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 02, 2006, 01:16:47 AM
[Edit] Dangn't! :P: [/Edit]
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on November 02, 2006, 01:17:05 AM
hehe, sawwy littlefoot! :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 02, 2006, 01:18:59 AM
Granted, but you now lost the ability to speak English.


I wish Action would stop beating me and Littlefoot to the punch.  :P:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on November 02, 2006, 01:19:25 AM
Wish Denied! :lol
I wish I was in africa
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 02, 2006, 01:21:24 AM
Granted, but you catch that horrible disease, Ebola, while there.

I wish I had a really good webcam. :P:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 02, 2006, 01:23:39 AM
Granted, but you should be ashamed of how you use it at night.


I wish that Action would not only stop beating me and Littlefoot to the punch, but this time the wish cannot be denied.   :P:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 02, 2006, 01:26:36 AM
Granted...unfortunately he'll continue to do it anyway (naw jk action LOL).

I wish I could sing like the gang can!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 02, 2006, 01:29:50 AM
Granted, but like the gang you also sing during everday life. On the bus, at home, at school, during a movie, and everyone gets annoyed by it, and they form an angry mob against you. XD


I wish I was the smartest guy on the planet.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 02, 2006, 09:57:16 AM
Granted, unfortunately you'll have to spend the rest of your life thinking up new war plans and theories about Earth's destruction.

I wish I was a professional website builder :P:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 02, 2006, 01:34:17 PM
Granted, but everytime you build a website pop-ups seem to drown it out.



I wish I could be in the NBA.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 02, 2006, 01:39:29 PM
Granted, but you get whooped the first few seconds of the game, because you snuck in with no real basketball practice.

I wish I could find a magic genie lamp on the beach.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 02, 2006, 03:36:25 PM
Granted, but as you go to get it a giant tidal wave comes and knocks you down and sends the lamp out to sea.






I wish I could be one of the voice actors to voice one of the characters in the LBT movies.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 02, 2006, 05:03:54 PM
Granted, but they stick you with a random ugly one, who only lasts about 10 minutes in the movie.

I wish my hair was naturally pin straight :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Grievous55 on November 03, 2006, 12:08:42 AM
Granted, but it's made out of pins and gets in your eyes. :p

I wish that humans cared more about the environment.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 03, 2006, 03:24:58 PM
Granted, but they care so much about the enviroment that they actually make it worse. XD


I wish I was a video game tester.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 03, 2006, 05:29:55 PM
Granted, but you become a fat bum who eats potato chips all day long from all the video games you play :lol:

I wish shots didn't hurt at all.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 04, 2006, 04:50:20 PM
Granted, that includes getting "shot" from a gun. One day you get shot by a gun, but since it doesn't hurt you, you can't get medical help so I'd say you were in pretty big trouble. :blink:




I wish I had a sexy girlfriend. (I actually do really wish that.)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 04, 2006, 05:38:29 PM
Granted, but you're beat up by the local bully because he thinks he "deserves" her more than you.

I wish I had a plasma television in my room :D
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 04, 2006, 07:30:28 PM
Granted, you wanted a televison with plasma blood on it, right?  :lol



I wish I could own my very own pizza palor.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 05, 2006, 03:14:02 PM
Granted, this pizza parlor will go wonderfully with the rest of your dollhouse collection :lol:

I wish there was a pill that took away your emotion.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 05, 2006, 03:58:32 PM
Granted, but now people aren't afraid to jump into a pool filled with five sharks or aren't afraid to jump of a cliff without support.  :o



I wish that the moon was made of cheese.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 05, 2006, 04:00:23 PM
Granted, but now people are starting to notice an unpleasant smell coming from the sky :lol:

I wish they would make Halo 2 for the PC.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 05, 2006, 04:03:44 PM
Granted, but the file is so big to make that they don't include online play.



I wish I could live in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 05, 2006, 04:07:11 PM
Granted, unfortunately their only dish is "Onion Mustard Mushroom Platter" which is served all the time :x

I wish contacts were alot cheaper.

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 05, 2006, 04:15:59 PM
(Yuck! I hate onions! LOL!)


Granted, but now they've been made a lot more harder and complicated to use.


I wish I was a star Football Player.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 05, 2006, 04:18:19 PM
:lol

Granted, now you're wanted by millions and millions of fans. Ruuunnn! :lol: (Heh yay, another Party Room war! :lol)

I wish I had the eyes of a T-rex!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 05, 2006, 04:21:07 PM
XD


Granted, but you become completely stupid because you also have the brain of one. LOL!



I wish I was a ninja.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 05, 2006, 04:31:38 PM
Haha :lol

Granted, but you're decapitated on your first mission.

I wish we didn't need oxygen to breathe.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 05, 2006, 05:34:35 PM
Granted, but now we breath on nitroglycerin and it makes every human sick. Thanks to that wish the entire human race has become extinct.



I wish for a giant fighting robot.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on November 06, 2006, 09:32:49 AM
Granted, but once you recieve it it malfunctions and beats you up.

I wish for a wish that can not be corrupted or denied. (Ha!  Good luck! :P:)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Grievous55 on November 06, 2006, 11:25:36 AM
Granted. Oops, I seemed to have misplaced the wish. Oh well.

(Yay! Humans are extinct!)

I wish I could go to Costa Rica.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 09, 2006, 10:16:38 PM
Granted, but while there, a monkey eats you.

I wish there really were such things as wishes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 09, 2006, 11:06:50 PM
Granted, but they could also be really corrupted. XD



I wish I could be a heavyweight champion.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on November 10, 2006, 05:48:47 AM
Granted...you become a heavyweight champion in national burger eating contests and become obese. Thus making you a heavyweight!  :DD

I wish I was an action hero
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 10, 2006, 12:25:35 PM
Granted, but you're only a boring action figure, you only have 3 phrases, and kids get bored of you quickly.

I wish I had a never-ending supply of chocolate bars :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 10, 2006, 03:30:07 PM
(Boy you love Chocolate LF)  :lol:


Granted, but you're teeth become rotten and you become so fat that you can't even walk one inch.



I wish I could run my own theme park.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 11, 2006, 12:46:47 AM
(Haha :lol)

Granted, but possessed clowns soon take over, creating never-ending roller coaster rides :wow

I wish I could find some of my old internet friends I lost.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 11, 2006, 01:39:27 PM
Granted, but you your old friends have become computer hackers and they start filling your computer with spam.



I wish I could play the piano better.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Grievous55 on November 11, 2006, 03:42:24 PM
Granted. Your piano skills have increased 0.0000000000000000000001%.

I wish for something that is good no matter how it's corrupted.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: General Grievous on November 11, 2006, 05:34:54 PM
Wish granted.  Here is nothing.

I wish I had a toy lightsaber.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Stitch on November 12, 2006, 01:58:09 AM
Granted, but while swinging it around, you accidentally cut off your own hand because it turns out to be real.

I wish LBT 12 was available now.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 12, 2006, 03:09:48 AM
Granted, but they're actually pirated copies and you get arrested. XD



I wish I could be a keyblade master.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Stitch on November 12, 2006, 08:09:51 AM
Granted, but you get killed by the first heartless that comes around.

I wish I was in Florida.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on November 12, 2006, 10:22:37 AM
Granted, but you ae unaware that there is a hurricane comming and all the rodes have been blocked by debris so you can't get out.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 12, 2006, 02:32:12 PM
Granted, but the moment you go down the stairs you trip and fall, breaking both of your legs. Back to bed with you. XD



I wish everybody could drive a flying car.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 12, 2006, 10:20:06 PM
Granted, but now airplanes are useless, and all the airplane pilots start a riot to rid the city of these flying cars :p

I wish candy was healthy for you.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 12, 2006, 10:37:10 PM
Granted, but now everything else is bad for you, including water.  :o  (To tell you the truth, I wish candy was healthy, too.)



I wish there were cures for every sickness known to man.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: General Grievous on November 13, 2006, 11:09:04 PM
Granted.  Now, without sickness, the world's population will go up even more and soon, the earth will be unable to support all these people.

Quote
Granted, but while swinging it around, you accidentally cut off your own hand because it turns out to be real.
Awesome!  Now I can claim it was a freak accidend and cash in on my health insurance.  And then I can get a cool robotic arm.

I wish this month's issue of Mad Magazine had been funnier.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 14, 2006, 11:42:41 AM
Granted, but it's so funny, you choke on the donut you were eating :lol

I wish I had the money to buy the Playstation 3 and Nintendo Wii.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on November 14, 2006, 08:08:11 PM
Granted, but it happens that all of the money has been stolen and you're under arrest. HAHAHA!!! :lol

I wish mexican masked wrestlers take them masks off.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 14, 2006, 08:42:51 PM
Granted, but turns out there's just skeleton underneath, and now they're beginning to raid the earth! :wow

I wish I could get a custom guitar with whatever image I want on it.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on November 15, 2006, 08:59:52 PM
Granted but you quickly find you are unable to play it and the custom designs are limited to embarassing photos of you as a baby

I wish England would win the World Cup! (Soccer World Cup) (This oughta be good! :DD)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 16, 2006, 04:11:16 PM
Granted, but nobody wanted them to win, so the whole town begins to start a riot. :lol

I wish I was good at everything there is to learn.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on November 16, 2006, 08:05:36 PM
Granted but everyone else is the exact same skills
"I'm president!"
"No I'm president!"

See the problem? :lol

I wish I was really good at math.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 16, 2006, 10:04:08 PM
Granted, but you've become so good that your teacher can't even understand what you're writing on your papers, so you fail the class. XD


I wish I had a Nobel Peace Prize
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on November 17, 2006, 09:22:04 AM
Granted...but then another man appears with evidence proving you stole his work to bring about peace so you get the prize taken off you.

I wish I could star in my own cartoon
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 18, 2006, 04:36:12 PM
Granted, but you star as the main character in Secret of NIMH 3 which is even worse than the second one. (They ruined that movie with that stupid sequel :cry )



I wish that people could be in a LBT movie.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 21, 2006, 02:06:35 PM
Granted, but they end up slaughtering Littlefoot and his friends for food. Nooooooo :cry

I wish this series would go on for eternity.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 22, 2006, 01:00:37 AM
Granted, but the eternal installments now suck because they use the same plot everytime.



I wish I had the power to shoot FYYYYYAAA (Fire) out of my mouth. (LF, I hope you get the FYYYYAAA part. Let's say DH told me about it. XD)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on November 22, 2006, 11:17:46 AM
(LOL :lol)

Granted, but my fiya will beat yours first!! :lol:

I wish we all could play Halo together.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Grievous55 on November 22, 2006, 02:16:36 PM
Granted, but we're all using the same character, who happens to be extremely weak.

I wish General Grievous hadn't been killed by Obi-Wan.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on November 23, 2006, 10:18:03 PM
Granted, but then, he will kill any and every one on the whole universe, leaving him alone. Fear da crazyness! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *coughs* (Why do always those things happen to me?)

I wish for a giant taco. ( :lol: )
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 25, 2006, 09:29:09 PM
Granted, but the wish required a combonation of every normal taco in the world. Now there are no more tacos in the world. Nice going!


I wish cartoon characters were real.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on November 26, 2006, 01:31:37 AM
Granted, but turns out they become so realistic, so realistic that every time they injure, a piano falls on their heads or a bomb explodes in front of them, they definitely die. *evil laugh* (HA! Who's coughing now, eh? :lol )

I wish all Mexicans learn English easily.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on November 26, 2006, 02:18:29 AM
Granted.  But now you must learn Swahili and learn how to translate it into English.
I wish my Ace Combat website had more active members.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 26, 2006, 03:19:35 AM
Granted, but some of those members enjoy spamming and hackers.   :blink:



I wish I had X-ray vision.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: General Grievous on November 26, 2006, 03:32:54 AM
Granted but the ACLU keeps dragging you into court claiming that your x-ray vision violates peoples' civil rights.
I wish I had a PSP.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 26, 2006, 03:43:18 AM
Okay, here is your PSP: Pretty Small Parrot. Can you say, "Polly wants a small cracker?"  :lol



I wish I could star in my very own sitcom.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on November 26, 2006, 05:13:39 AM
Granted, but its a sit-com about a family that lives on the sun, and they actually move production to the sun.

I wish I was a raptor.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: General Grievous on November 26, 2006, 02:23:36 PM
Granted!  *poof* You are now a buzzard (which is a type of raptor).  What's that?  You wanted to be the dinosaur raptor?  Well you should have been more specific.

I wish there was an X-wing for Flight Simulator 2002.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Grievous55 on November 26, 2006, 11:53:02 PM
Granted, but you absolutely suck at it.

I wish this wishing would wish itself a wish that wished away every wish for a wish that wished.
I'm not exactly sure what I just said, but go try and corrupt it.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on November 27, 2006, 12:45:52 AM
The wish itself is so corrupted that I can't grant it. :lol:

I wish I was a really strong pokemon. :)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on November 27, 2006, 09:29:17 PM
Granted, but you have to start a Rescue Team with a pathetically weak PokÈmon... A MAGIKARP!!! :lol

I wish Cosmo (from FOP) was smarter than AJ. (also from FOP)

(BTW, FOP stands for Fairly Odd Parents, a Nickelodeon cartoon :lol: )
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on November 27, 2006, 10:47:01 PM
Granted, but now the show's comedy relief is gone so people get tired of the show and stop watching it.
 
Quote
I wish there was an X-wing for Flight Simulator 2002.
There is an X-wing for flight simularot 2002.  And it really does suck.  You can find it here. (http://www.simviation.com/fs2002misc4.htm)
I wish Jar Jar Binks had died in Star Wars episode III

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Grievous55 on November 27, 2006, 11:20:03 PM
Granted. Now his spirit will possess everyone else and they will start talking and acting like him.
"Okeyday?"

I wish that someone would corrupt my last wish.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on November 29, 2006, 01:31:31 AM
Wish...denied. What's the point in corrupting a wish that is already corrupted? Waste of time. XD



I wish for some new sneakers.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on December 01, 2006, 01:09:38 PM
Granted!  Here's a pair of sneakers that barely fit a new born baby's feet.

I wish my tooth would stop hurting. :(
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on December 01, 2006, 11:58:33 PM
Granted, but for some reason you're feeling a sharp pain in your side.  :o


I wish I was on a game show.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on December 08, 2006, 12:02:43 PM
Granted, but you enter the wrong game show by accident, and don't know a single question.

I wish laser beams couldn't damage your eyesight.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on December 08, 2006, 03:18:00 PM
Granted, but instead of damaging them your eyes transform into giant apples. The only thing you can see now is red. XD


I wish President Bush would make better choices.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on December 15, 2006, 03:14:33 PM
Granted, but now the country's perfect, and people demand more flaws! :DD

I wish a Kingdom Hearts 3 was out right now.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on December 15, 2006, 03:24:57 PM
Wish granted, but now Sora will have to ask Barney for his help! (OMG!!! *endangered voice* Oh no! Not Barney! Everything but that!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! *faints*)

I wish Internet ads disappear for all eternity, even the most persistent and most annoyful.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on December 15, 2006, 03:49:16 PM
Granted, but now the ads and pop-ups have moved into real life. Now they're floating all over the place! :lol

I wish the human eyes were indestructible.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on December 18, 2006, 12:18:31 AM
Granted, but now the eyes are made out of diamond glass and you can't see a thing out of them.

I wish to have a Nintendo Wii by Christmas.  And I'm not talking about an unbroken housedog named Nintendo here.  I'm talking about a gaming system. (Hehe!  Corrupt that!) ^_^
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on December 18, 2006, 05:03:22 AM
Granted, you recieve a Nintendo entertainment system that someone took a wee on. XD


I wish I had my own butler.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on December 19, 2006, 01:28:27 AM
Granted, but he turns out to be a serial killer.

I wish I had a PS3 and all the best games for it :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on December 19, 2006, 02:20:12 AM
Granted, but the PS3 and games are all pirated copies and you get in trouble.



I wish I was the owner of a multimillion dollar resturant.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on December 19, 2006, 04:53:57 PM
Quote from: KingdomKey23,Dec 18 2006 on  04:03 AM
Granted, you recieve a Nintendo entertainment system that someone took a wee on. XD
Eww!  I don't want it! *throws it away*

---------

Now, as for the wish:

Granted, but you serve nothing but horrible food and go completely out of business in a few weeks.

I wish I could shoot myself without dying.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on December 19, 2006, 05:43:39 PM
Wish granted, but every time you shoot yourself, anyone else dies. :cry2

I wish Littlefoot mom to be revived.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on December 19, 2006, 07:36:22 PM
Granted, but now she is a zombie and because she is so ugly now, Littlefoot is scared of her and doesn't love her anymore.

(Oh man!  I can't believe I just did that! :cry2)

I wish I understood the book version of "A Christmas Carol" better. :)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on December 19, 2006, 08:39:36 PM
Granted, but the book is now so simple that it only has one page with the words The End on it.



I wish that I was the most attractive guy in school.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on December 20, 2006, 12:38:32 AM
Granted!  You are now attracted to every girl AND guy in the school and they all want to get into bed with you. (Ugh!  I think I have a corrupted mind today! :x)

I wish I was a more serious fan of The Powerpuff Girls! :^.^:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on December 20, 2006, 05:47:10 PM
Quote from: pokeplayer984,Dec 19 2006 on  03:36 PM
Granted, but now she is a zombie and because she is so ugly now, Littlefoot is scared of her and doesn't love her anymore.
(:blink: HOW DARE YOU? How could you be so cruel?)

(Just kidding, pokeplayer984. Forget that ;))

Granted, now everybody hates you for adoring cute big-headed girls. (That's what ya get for mocking Littlefoot's mom *evil laughter*... Meh, just kidding again.)

I wish to get all of the Chaos Emeralds in the Sonic Heroes game.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on December 21, 2006, 10:14:50 AM
Granted, but you can't seem to get past the final boss and figure out how to beat him.  So you keep dying and never beat the game. :D

I wish I had the will to beat up those that I get mad at.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on December 21, 2006, 12:20:01 PM
Granted, but you then try beating up a blackbelt and he sends you packin' XD


I wish our world was like the Matrix.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on December 21, 2006, 12:26:34 PM
Granted, but now as we speak, Agents are hacking into the GoF!

I wish I could live on Sora's island with all his friends.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on December 21, 2006, 01:32:53 PM
Granted!  Welcome to Japan, home of Sora from Digimon!  Oops!  You meant the one from Kingdom Hearts, right?  Sorry! :P:

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted or denied. (Good luck! ;))
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on December 21, 2006, 05:52:06 PM
Wish granted, Jorgen has assigned Fairy Godparents to you. Their wishes can't be corrupted due to "Da rules". Have fun! *plays FOP theme song* ;)

I wish endangered species weren't endangered.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on December 22, 2006, 11:56:31 AM
Granted!  All of the Endangered species are now extinct and the balance of nature has become so unbalanced that the world collapses. :(

I wish it was impossible to make mistakes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on December 30, 2006, 07:05:26 PM
Granted, now the world it's on war to see who's the most perfect person. :wow

I wish Mexico to be the best soccer team so they win the next World Cup.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 02, 2007, 05:39:12 PM
Granted, but upon winning their disqualified  for using steroids. XD



I wish to be a cartoon character.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on January 02, 2007, 07:55:49 PM
Wish granted. Your role on the cartoon: a villain who always ends losing.

I wish dogs weren't so messy.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 04, 2007, 12:02:05 AM
Granted, but now they have bladder probelms.  :o



I wish I could perform a magic trick.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on January 04, 2007, 01:00:21 AM
Granted, but you vanish along with it.

I wish I could do anything I wanted by just saying it.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 04, 2007, 05:00:26 AM
Granted, but something bad happens when ever you do something. XD



I wish my game of Halo wouldn't lag anymore.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on January 04, 2007, 01:51:46 PM
Granted, but now the picture can't keep up with the speed :lol:

I wish there was a way to record your dreams so you can watch them later :DD
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 05, 2007, 11:59:44 AM
Granted, but then you record a dream that's so scary that you wet your pants.

I wish Ali and Littlefoot would get together and become mates when they get older.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on January 05, 2007, 06:37:31 PM
Granted, but it turns out Ali's dad doesn't quite warm up to Littlefoot. (I know, that was horrble, I'm new at this)


I wish I was a Watership Down rabbit.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on January 06, 2007, 04:24:15 PM
Wish granted, now hunters are after you! RUN FOR YO LIFE!!! :o

About the Littlefoot's mom wish: I'll make another, this time, I'll be specific. Here goes...

I wish Littlefoot's mom wasn't dead (Make it clear this time I didn't wish her to be resurrected :p)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 07, 2007, 09:57:22 AM
Granted, but then she hears how Bron is still alive and dies anyways, this time of a heart attack. (Oh man!  I'm gonna get killed for that!) :(

I wish the series of LBT first appeared on Cartoon Network and NOT YTV first. (No, I really do wish this.) :)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Stitch on January 07, 2007, 05:53:52 PM
Granted, but ratings are so bad, it is cancelled after the second episode.

I wish Day of the Flyers had been released in the U.S. first.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 07, 2007, 10:52:42 PM
Granted, but the entire movie is in another Language and we have no clue what they're talking about.


I wish I could walk up walls.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on January 07, 2007, 11:30:43 PM
Granted, but you can't find a way to get down :lol

I wish I wasn't shy at all.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 08, 2007, 10:47:02 PM
Granted, but now you're way too outgoing. Everyone becomes agravated because of it.


I wish I was as good as Cyberlizard in Halo.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Stitch on January 11, 2007, 12:56:32 AM
Granted.  Now the game is too boring because it's so easy.

I wish we could legally download the english version of LBT 12.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on January 11, 2007, 04:33:42 PM
Granted, but it comes incomplete and it has bad audio and video. :lol

I wish for a NES console with all the Mario games.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 11, 2007, 06:59:24 PM
Granted, but all the games are pirated and play right.



I wish I could paint something really good.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on January 11, 2007, 08:50:52 PM
Granted, but your drawing are so good that you're demanded to makke more of them for your entire life. (*Evil laugh* Suffer!... Just kidding)

I wish I was good at drawing.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 11, 2007, 09:53:32 PM
Granted, but because you're so good all of the drawing utensils break within three minutes.


I wish I could live with Sonic the Hedgehog and his friends in his world.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on January 11, 2007, 11:37:13 PM
Granted, but you have to win Sonic's respect first by running faster than him.

Speaking of which, I wish I could run as fast as Sonic.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on January 12, 2007, 12:20:16 AM
Granted, but when you try to stop, the friction sets your body on fire, and you fry to a crisp.

I wish I could time travel at will.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Stitch on January 12, 2007, 12:22:31 AM
Granted, but you travel back to right when the meteor hits and...

I wish there was no such thing as snow.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 12, 2007, 02:29:28 PM
Granted, and because of that the earth becomes warmer and soon the polar icep caps melt.  :o



I wish Bush would stop sending troops to Iraq.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on January 13, 2007, 10:23:20 PM
Wish granted, now he sends them to some random place on the world to test their weapons.

I wish to lose weight.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 14, 2007, 01:40:30 AM
Granted, but now you become anorexic.  :o



I wish people would stop killing other people.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on January 14, 2007, 01:49:07 AM
Granted, now expect a BIIIIIG hug from everyone you meet. :lol:

I wish I could be riffing with the 'bots on Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 14, 2007, 05:50:02 PM
Granted, but now your stuck reviewing b-movies for the rest of your life.


I wish people could live to be 200.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Stitch on January 15, 2007, 10:13:04 PM
Granted.  Now someone only lives for 200 seconds.

I wish Cartoon Network would hurry up and play the LBT tv series already.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 15, 2007, 10:21:00 PM
Granted, but they do it so fast that the only show ten seconds of it. XD



I wish I could play the drums.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on January 15, 2007, 10:28:35 PM
Granted, but you play so fast, your arms come off.



I wish the map from dora the explorer would encounter a sharptooth.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 15, 2007, 10:39:59 PM
Granted, but now 1000 angry kids are chasing you because when you made the wish for the two to meet, the sharptooth ate the map in one bite. Without the map, the show was taken off the air for good. XD



I wish to be as rich as Bill Gates.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on January 16, 2007, 12:26:03 AM
Granted but your arrested for tax eviasion.

I was I my own airplane.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 16, 2007, 12:56:35 AM
Granted, but it you get hijacked and the pilot crashes you into a building.  :o




I wish I could fight crime.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 16, 2007, 05:42:39 PM
Granted, but you have the worst possible name for a superhero.  One so bad it is forbidden to be said, and once you say it, you get killed.

I wish there was no such thing as Back Order.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 17, 2007, 02:05:22 AM
Granted, but now it's wrong order and people always give you the wrong things. XD (I think that's what Back Order means)


I wish the LBT gang were in my room right now.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on January 17, 2007, 12:38:54 PM
Granted, but as you walk closer to them, you wake up in your bed.

I wish I had some redbulls right now :DD
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 17, 2007, 03:07:02 PM
Granted, and giant red bulls trample over you.



I wish for a jetpack.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on January 17, 2007, 09:06:47 PM
Wish granted. Here's your jetpack without fuel. :lol HAHAHA!!! You rather had wished it WITH fuel. :lol:

I wish to travel around the world.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 17, 2007, 09:52:16 PM
Granted, but you bring every diseases back with you and everyone catches it.  :o


I wish I was the King of Games.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on January 18, 2007, 01:24:37 PM
Granted, but that means you don't actually get to PLAY the games, you just sit in a throne all day long :DD

I wish I could hold a sword as big as Cloud's!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on January 18, 2007, 03:45:04 PM
Granted, but the sword is too heavy for you that you end leaving it as an ornament in your room. :lol

I wish to have the most powerful Yu-Gi-Oh! deck in the world.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 19, 2007, 08:27:32 AM
Granted, but all the cards you used a banned from official tournaments, so you get disquilfied. XD



I wish our air in the world was cleaner.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on January 20, 2007, 02:57:22 PM
Granted, but aliens want to know the secret behind the clean air, thus causing an invasion.



I wish Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat) would play as Frosty the Snowman, with that rabbit and little girl.   :lol
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 21, 2007, 04:46:42 AM
Granted, but let's just say at the end of the movie he gives them a "Fatality" XD




I wish Pokemon were real.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on January 21, 2007, 10:53:41 AM
Granted, but instead of being caught, they catch US in pokeballs! Run! :lol

I wish it was spring already!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 21, 2007, 11:13:12 AM
Granted, but instead of it turning spring, a giant spring of water floods the earth.



I wish I was a pro player in the NBA.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on January 22, 2007, 04:14:41 PM
Granted, but you seem to be the best player in the world that you don't need a team, and everyone hates you.

I wish for some potato chips. :D
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 22, 2007, 05:52:51 PM
Granted, but they added so much extra salt to it that you can't even eat it.



I wish I could travel to other worlds like in Kingdom Hearts.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on January 22, 2007, 06:23:58 PM
Granted, but you travel to world of......BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I wish that Ms. Brisby would adopt Fievel.



Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on January 23, 2007, 04:57:33 PM
Granted, but Fievel never gets used to Ms. Brisby and then, he flees aimlessly.

I wish I had the Chaos Emeralds powers.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 23, 2007, 08:53:28 PM
Granted, but they only last for 50 rings, but since there are no giant rings in are world you lose the power.


I wish I could be a dragon rider.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on January 24, 2007, 03:00:18 PM
Granted, but the dragon eats you for trying to tame it.

I wish for some tortilla chips and salsa. :P:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 24, 2007, 05:45:50 PM
Granted, but the salsa is so hot that your mouth catches on fire and it burns the house down.



I wish I could jump as high as the Mario Brothers.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on January 25, 2007, 06:19:39 PM
Granted, but you end hanging on electric wiring, then you suffer from electrocution.

I wish I had an Extreme Gear board from Sonic Riders WITH air. (HA! I specified!)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on January 29, 2007, 01:23:13 AM
Granted, but you have so much air that you can never come down again. XD



I wish for a mansion.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on January 29, 2007, 06:39:08 PM
Granted. You won a contest which prize is a Haunted mansion where you get captured in a painting. (LOL Luigi's Mansion reference!)

I wish I could make Flash movies.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on January 29, 2007, 06:44:52 PM
Granted, but you make a "screamer" (Prank Flash) and give half the viewers heart attacks. :o




I wish I never had to get out of my new rolling chair for my computer.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on January 29, 2007, 06:51:19 PM
Granted. Now you have pounds and pounds of bubble gum stuck on your pants. (You have to take them off if you want to get off your chair. :lol)

I wish Mario and Bowser finally make peace.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on January 30, 2007, 08:31:00 PM
Granted, now Mario has joined the "Dark Side"! :o

I wish I could visit Yoshi's Island
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on January 30, 2007, 09:26:56 PM
Granted, but one of them eats you and transforms you into an egg.

I wish for life to be endless.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on February 03, 2007, 12:24:00 AM
Granted, but the world is filled with so many old people, you can barely drive to your destination without getting caught behind some old guy or gal.




I wish that Barney would get into a fight with Mr. Threehorn. :)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 03, 2007, 06:24:15 PM
Granted, but as soon as Cera's dad looks at him, he runs away. (Oh, heck no!)

I wish kiddy shows and characters, such as Barney or the Teletubbies, dissapear forever.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on February 04, 2007, 06:11:18 AM
Granted...but now action heros have to take there place to fill the gap in the market. So Arnold Schwarzenegger (how ever his name is spelt  :lol ) goes from the Terminator to the "Tummy-nater" saying phrase like "I'll be back....next week kiddies! Be good!"

I wish I could speak to animals
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on February 04, 2007, 12:12:00 PM
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"I'll be back....next week kiddies! Be good!"
Oh man, that made me crack up! :lol

Granted, but the only words you know in the animal language are insults :lol:

I wish I had a pet snake :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on February 05, 2007, 02:18:36 PM
Granted, but the snake raps his body around your throat and chokes you.


I wish I could play tennis.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 05, 2007, 06:00:07 PM
Granted. *POOF!* Now youre transformed into a tennis shoe. :lol :lol: :lol :lol: Oh, did you wish to play tennis? Oh, I thought you wish to play AS a tennis shoe. (Cosmo would say that! :lol)

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"I'll be back....next week kiddies! Be good!"
(:lol Good one, Littlefoot1616!)

I wish computer viruses and such dissapear forever.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on February 06, 2007, 10:28:29 PM
Granted, but we now get more spam.


I wish I got the highest grades in school.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 06, 2007, 11:02:36 PM
Granted, now everyone's jealous of you fro being so smart.

I wish for a job. Oh, a good one, please.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on February 07, 2007, 08:27:36 PM
Granted, you're now a Disney world mascot, but you get beaten up by little kids. XD


I wish I had my own train with a train station.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 07, 2007, 09:44:58 PM
Wish granted, but as soon as you open your rail station, another train chashes into yours. :lol

I wish I had blonde hair. (Lots of girls will run towards me! :D)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on February 07, 2007, 11:23:40 PM
Granted, you become a Super Saiyan with freakishly blonde hair and people think you're a freak. What's worse is you don't get any DBZ powers.



I wish for a Roller Coaster.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 08, 2007, 06:48:17 PM
Granted, but it goes really fast that it ends leaving the riders with ugly faces! :o

I wish beans don't make you... uhhh... you know...to let out gases.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on February 10, 2007, 03:32:55 AM
Granted, but now they let out nitrogen.


I wish I could meet Ali.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on February 10, 2007, 09:49:27 AM
Granted, but you have been mysteriously turned into a sharptooth and she's afriad of you and runs away from you whenever you try to come near her.

I wish to be able to fly.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on February 10, 2007, 06:15:09 PM
Granted, but you fly so high that you crash into an airplane. (Don't we all wish to fly :P:)



I wish I could become a teacher.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on February 10, 2007, 06:44:03 PM
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Granted, but now they let out nitrogen.
Actually, Nitrogen is a gas.
 And about the Barney thing, I hate Barney too.  I wrote a story about him meeting Eragon and Eragon killed him!
Anyway, back on subject.

Granted but you get me for a student.  Let the torture and endless complaining about how boring school is begin!

I wish my flight simulator would work right.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on February 10, 2007, 10:32:50 PM
Granted, but then out of nowhere a real fighter plan crashes into it and destroys.

(My bad, sorry)


I wish I was better than my brother at Halo 2.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on February 11, 2007, 06:33:55 PM
Granted, but now you're so good that nobody wants to play against you.

I wish to be able to run as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog. (He travels at the speed of sound for those who don't know.)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on February 11, 2007, 06:56:42 PM
Granted but now you run too fast and you receive an inaffordable amount of speeding fines and bills for damage to property for sonic booming and blowing out all glass windows! (In particular, a 90-storey glass skyscraper)

I wish I was a great swordsman
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on February 11, 2007, 08:26:07 PM
Granted, you do such a good job at watching over the knight's swords. XD



I wish I was married to a female celebirty.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on February 11, 2007, 09:34:00 PM
Granted but your marriage lasts all of 1 month and you get posted all over gossip magazines as a dirty cheat who only wanted her for her money

I wish I could make great works of art
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on February 11, 2007, 10:14:04 PM
Granted!  But like many great artists, your works don't become famous and valuable until after you die.

I wish I could come up with some better ideas for my LBT fanfic.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 11, 2007, 11:48:33 PM
Granted. here's one: Make Littlefoot silent as Spike, 'cause Littlefoot's gonna be the main hero. (Typical of an RPG, to make the main hero silent. :lol)

Speaking of which, I wish RPG heroes not to be silent.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on February 12, 2007, 01:54:37 PM
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Make Littlefoot silent as Spike, 'cause Littlefoot's gonna be the main hero. (Typical of an RPG, to make the main hero silent. )
LOL, I think that's got to be the most common, unusual feature in an rpg. But I think that they actually do that because, for one thing, it's called an rpg (role playing game) and you're pretty much taking the role of the main character. They probably make him silent because in actuality it would be you standing there, and I guess you can just make up anything you want to say to the person :lol:

It also explains why in most rpgs, you can only give the main character a custom name.

But anyway...

Granted, now that they can talk, they start revealing all of their plans to take over the videogame world :wow

I wish I could shrink myself to the size of a bug :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Stitch on February 12, 2007, 02:53:32 PM
Granted.  Now the only thing missing is a way to return to normal size.

I wish Day of the Flyers would only cost a penny to buy.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on February 12, 2007, 05:56:14 PM
Granted, but for a penny you get a video that contains one second of footage from TDOTF.



Quote
LOL, I think that's got to be the most common, unusual feature in an rpg. But I think that they actually do that because, for one thing, it's called an rpg (role playing game) and you're pretty much taking the role of the main character. They probably make him silent because in actuality it would be you standing there, and I guess you can just make up anything you want to say to the person

Anything, huh? XD If I have to do something in exchange for an item I could just be like F%@% you, I'm not your slave. XD

Anyways, I wish I could be a long neck like Littlefoot.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 14, 2007, 01:55:03 AM
Granted but you have a very long neck that you end bumping on tall bridges! (stupid clearance!)

I wish I was a Feraligatr (a water-type PokÈmon)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on February 14, 2007, 07:26:33 AM
Granted, but you get captured by Team Rocket and are forced to do things for them for the rest of your life.


I wish I had an iron fist.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on February 14, 2007, 10:22:48 AM
Granted, but your fist is now so heavy that you can't lift it off the ground.

I wish to be Miles "Tails" Prower from the Sonic the Hedgehog games.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 14, 2007, 05:18:04 PM
Granted, but your flight is too short. (stupid stamina! :angry:)

I wish I had a racing kart like in Mario Kart 64.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on February 14, 2007, 10:17:09 PM
Granted, but it explodes the moment you start it.



I wish I could stretch my arms out like Luffy from Once Piece.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on February 15, 2007, 02:22:08 PM
Granted, but once you stretch them out so far, you can't shrink them back to normal length.

I wish to have the strength of Knuckles the Echidna from the Sonic the Hedgehog games.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on February 15, 2007, 06:13:53 PM
Granted, but you become so strong that even light things you touch break.



I wish all food was healthy.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 24, 2007, 08:25:19 PM
Granted, but we've got no energy in our bodies since sugars are gone. (OMG!!! :o)

I wish my computer work perfectly again.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on February 24, 2007, 09:06:33 PM
Granted, but then it crashes again. XD


I wish there was no such thing as death.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on February 25, 2007, 12:06:07 AM
Granted, but the world is overpopulated, and we all die due to starvation, and such.



I wish to find a way to kill baby show characters.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on February 25, 2007, 12:35:07 AM
Granted, but before you can kill any, you get teleported to Soviet Russia.  In Soviet Russia, baby show characters kill YOU!

I wish DSB Design or Alphasim would put their wonderful F-4 Phantom for FLight Simulator on their free download page.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on February 25, 2007, 01:39:24 AM
Granted, but when you kill one baby show character, the rest revolt and overpower you. Run for the hills, man.  :lol


I wish I could play guitar.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on February 25, 2007, 11:23:20 AM
Granted, but you get so into the song that you're playing, and smash your only guitar into pieces.

I wish the tv guides would stop lieing to us!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 01, 2007, 01:55:53 PM
Granted, but they only show which shows will be on that day and not what time or channel. :P:

I wish the LBT Series was more mature.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on March 01, 2007, 07:59:19 PM
Granted. Now you've done it! LBT isn't available to general public anymore. :mad

I wish computers didn't crash.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 04, 2007, 12:24:17 PM
Granted, but they are now incredibly slow.

I wish I was a giant.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on March 04, 2007, 01:02:37 PM
Granted.  Now you smash everything you step on and the army drops bombs on you.
 wish DSB Design or Alphasim would put their wonderful F-4 Phantom for Flight Simulator on their free download page withour actually screwing them up first.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Raptor on March 07, 2007, 09:23:14 PM
Granted, but a gigantic worm bursts out of the ground and devours you alive.


I wish for just one little thing... the ability to make things hyper evolve until they're really weird looking. I'd evolve people I don't like into the weirdest things of all!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Grievous55 on March 08, 2007, 08:37:32 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, you look in a mirror and do it to yourself.

I wish for balut!(fertilized duck egg steamed and served with salt)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on March 08, 2007, 09:47:26 PM
Granted.  Now PETA sues you for animal cruelity and you lose all your money.

I still wish I had the DSB Designs F-4 Phantom (which I was going to get for $12.50 but they suddenly raised the price up to $32.15  :mad  :mad  :cry2  :cry2  :cry  :cry)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on March 11, 2007, 03:21:24 AM
Granted, but the Flight Simulator is all glitchy now and you can't even play it.



I wish for a pair of  B)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 11, 2007, 04:50:52 PM
Granted, but they're way too big for your face.

I wish the LBT Songs for the TV Series were better.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Raptor on March 11, 2007, 08:17:26 PM
Granted, but someone turns them up to supersonic and everyone on the planet goes deaf.

I wish that I had a sword that could.... that could make things out of rock.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on March 11, 2007, 10:18:50 PM
Granted.  It makes an anvil out of a rock and falls on your head.

I wish my research project on James Garfield wasn't due for 10000 more days.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on March 12, 2007, 02:31:56 AM
Granted, but now you have another paper that's due tomarrow. XD


I wish I could be a wizard.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on March 23, 2007, 11:34:03 PM
Granted, but you also turn all old and wrinkled :lol

I wish I had a bigger room.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on March 24, 2007, 03:16:41 PM
Granted, but it's so big, it takes you 10 hours just to reach your bed.


I wish my game of Halo was less laggy.  :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on March 25, 2007, 03:00:05 AM
Your world suddenly moves in Veeeeeerrrryyyy slllllooooowwwwww mmoooootttttiiiiioooonnnnnn.

Does the game still seem laggy? :P:

I wish I had better dexterity and stamina for sports.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on March 26, 2007, 01:47:55 PM
Granted, but as a result, you must forfeit alot of your strength and hp (Wait, it's an rpg now?! Oh well :P:)

I wish hardware would last forever.

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on March 27, 2007, 09:42:40 PM
Granted, but you won't use it one you pass out. (You should had wished for eternal life. *evil laughter*)

I wish to be an expert cook.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 29, 2007, 01:16:37 AM
Granted, but you're so good that EVERYONE wants you to cook for them and you can't keep up with the demand.

I wish Littlefoot's "dead before birth" siblings were alive. (You'll understand what I mean by this if you check out the scene of where Littlefoot was about to hatch.)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on March 29, 2007, 05:00:54 PM
Granted. Now Littlefoot doesn't have time to play with his friends. (As a matter of fact, he wouldn'd make those friends he has now if it weren't by that sad situation.)

I wish I was a Reploid (Mega Man X).
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on March 29, 2007, 06:26:16 PM
Granted, but your brain malfunctions and Mega Man has to put you down.

I wish I could feel pretty.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on March 29, 2007, 07:41:10 PM
Granted. Now you're a gal (unless you're already one).

I wish to be a secret character in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on March 29, 2007, 09:15:22 PM
Granted, but you're so secret, that nobody ever unlocks you, and you sit day after day in total darkness waiting to be revealed.

I wish I had a real T-rex tooth on a necklace :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on March 30, 2007, 02:39:20 PM
Granted, but since it's a T-Rex tooth, it's completely rotten and it smells really bad. (LOL cavities)

I wish I could connect my Nintendo DS via Wi-Fi.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on April 13, 2007, 03:41:59 PM
Granted, but as soon as you're able to, they decide to shut down all connections.

I wish I lived right next to an IMAX theatre.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Flathead770 on April 14, 2007, 12:45:55 PM
Granted, but its right beside your bedroom so you can never go to sleep.

I wish i had an arwing so i don't have to worry about traffic.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on April 14, 2007, 05:26:32 PM
Granted, but while you're in the sky you run into a plane and the arwing goes right down.


I wish for a sword like Sephiroth.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on April 14, 2007, 10:56:58 PM
Granted, but it's so long, you can't even fit it in your house!

I wish I could never get sick.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Flathead770 on April 15, 2007, 02:40:24 AM
Granted, instead of getting sick, your heart starts to hemorrhage and you die due to internal bleeding and heart failure.

I wish i had a friend.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on April 17, 2007, 09:27:37 PM
Granted, now at nights you sit alone in the dark and talk to your imaginary friend.

I wish I had more songs.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Flathead770 on April 18, 2007, 01:34:17 AM
Granted, but they're all horribly out of tune.

I wish i could write social essays
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on April 20, 2007, 11:23:57 PM
Granted. Now you're really smart and everyone consider you a nerd. *evil laugh*

I wish for a Mew, a Jirachi and a Celebi in my Ruby Version.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Flathead770 on April 22, 2007, 03:16:13 AM
Granted, but someone runs off with your game cartridge.

I wish i had a power suit like samus
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on April 22, 2007, 01:54:57 PM
Granted but you have no idea how to put it on.

I wish I had more power outlets in my room. :lol:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on April 22, 2007, 08:07:54 PM
Granted, but as soon you plug your electronics on them, you make a power outage. (beware the darkness!!! unless it's day :lol)

I wish for a custard pie. :P:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on April 22, 2007, 09:14:25 PM
Granted. Unfortunately you get a stomach virus right when it arrives.

I wish I had every song in the entire world.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: TheNumberOneShmuck on April 22, 2007, 11:51:55 PM
Granted. You now have every song ever, all at an amazing 16 b(its)PS bit rate!

I wish Alien: Resurrection was wiped from existence.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on April 23, 2007, 01:51:46 PM
Granted. Now you made other dimensions to enjoy that very bad movie.

I wish for Chemical X (from the Powerpuff Girls).
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Flathead770 on April 23, 2007, 06:44:14 PM
Granted, but its been diluted to the point where theres no effect.

I wish i could run fast
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: TheNumberOneShmuck on April 23, 2007, 07:25:36 PM
Granted. You crash into a brick wall at mach 2.

I wish I could fly.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on April 23, 2007, 08:37:39 PM
Granted, but you're so pre-occupied with flying, you don't even notice the upcoming Fighter Jet  :o

I wish the cartoons I plan to make would be a big hit (PM me for the ideas, if you're curious) :D
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on April 25, 2007, 10:31:45 PM
Granted, then you become so famous that your fanatics want more of your majestic creations, never letting you to rest.

I wish for the best antivirus software in the whole world. (you guessed it, I'm having more troubles with my PC)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on April 26, 2007, 12:23:19 PM
Quote
I wish for the best antivirus software in the whole world.
So do I :p

Granted, but once your old virus program finds out it's been replaced, it sets out to destroy your computer :lol:

I wish I had a real sword to hang up on my wall!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on April 29, 2007, 10:17:01 AM
Quote from: Littlefoot Fan,Apr 26 2007 on  11:23 AM
I wish I had a real sword to hang up on my wall!
Just like mine, eh? :D

Granted, but it mysteriously comes to life and proceeds to chase you all around the house.  :o

I wish I could be a powerful mage.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on April 29, 2007, 11:16:58 AM
Quote
Just like mine, eh?
Hey no fair!!! :p Heheh, nice.

Granted, but you run into a serious financial problem from the insanely large amount of MP potions you must buy each day. :lol:

I wish we had a bigger backyard.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on April 30, 2007, 10:13:11 PM
Granted. Now you have more lawn to cut, and if you don't do so, you'll have a particular jungle, with wild beasts and all. :wow

I wish I wasn't afraid of butterflies.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: TheNumberOneShmuck on May 01, 2007, 01:45:14 AM
Granted. You are now afraid of flies instead.

I wish I could have my cake and eat it, too.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 01, 2007, 08:38:25 PM
Granted, but there just happened to be a dancing woman in the cake, and now your friends look upon you as a cannibal. :blink:

I wish Calvin & Hobbes would team up with Dennis The Menace  :unsure:  :D
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on May 10, 2007, 09:02:53 AM
Granted but now the world has been plunged in perpetual chaos and over run with delinquent little brats (just like my local high street when the kids come out of school! LOL  :P: )

I wish I had a hangover cure that never failed (think that's more along the lines of a miracle than a wish :D)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Flathead770 on May 11, 2007, 10:19:15 AM
Granted, and all alcohol is removed from the world.

I wish i had my own computer
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 11, 2007, 08:22:39 PM
Granted, but it has a virus and it crashes just the moment you turn it on.

I wish I could live in a forest cabin.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 11, 2007, 09:21:44 PM
Granted, but the foods you cook in it attracts grizzlys. RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!




I wish I could see Chuck Norris & Mr. T go head-to-head in an all-out deathmatch!!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on May 12, 2007, 06:42:52 AM
Granted but they are the only two people in the world who actually survive the battle.

I wish the government didn't have to issue taxes yet still the country could still prosper
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Flathead770 on May 12, 2007, 11:52:15 PM
Granted, the country prospers... until it its taken over by another country and they increase taxes again.

I wish i could play the guitar
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 12, 2007, 11:54:37 PM
Granted, then one of the chords breaks and leave you with a patch in your eye.

I wish for a Wii.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 13, 2007, 09:05:17 AM
Granted, one Wii coming up

(http://www.family-vacation-getaways-at-los-angeles-theme-parks.com/images/kids_screaming_in_a_rollercoaster_lg_nwm.gif)
Have fun with your "Wii" ;)  :lol  :D  :P: (get it? whee, and wii?)

I wish that I had an army of orcs.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on May 13, 2007, 12:56:59 PM
Granted, but in the end they all get defeated by a single character.  :lol



I wish for some new shoes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 15, 2007, 11:18:28 PM
Granted, but you can't wear them 'cause they're too small for you.

I wish for a pet cat.

(to Weather_Lord_7: Nice one! You caught me unaware!)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on May 16, 2007, 10:05:26 AM
Granted...your untamed man-eating tiger will be delivered next Thursday...better wish for some life insurance while you're at it... :^.^:

I wish I could fly
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 16, 2007, 01:50:51 PM
Quote
I wish I could fly

(*sigh* the same wish again -_-)

Granted, but you end drifting into outer space.

I wish for brand new clothes. (so very simple -_-)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 16, 2007, 04:40:11 PM
Granted, but there so cheap, they rip first thing you put 'em on.



I wish I could control fog and mist.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on May 17, 2007, 12:09:44 AM
Granted, but you soon get arrested for being responsible for increasing the rate of car crashes 'cause people can't see.


I wish it wasn't so hot over here.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 17, 2007, 07:31:36 AM
Granted, one ticket to Antartica coming up!



I wish I could make movies like Don Bluth.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on May 17, 2007, 11:04:54 PM
Granted, but they end up requring tons of scenes to cut from the movie and you get so frustrated with it, you decide to quit.


I wish I was good at fishing.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 18, 2007, 07:56:04 AM
I wish I could meet some of the characters I created for my stories.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 19, 2007, 05:22:40 PM
Granted, but they become brainwashed and turn on you.


I wish for a townful of hobbits and elves and such
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on May 19, 2007, 06:34:03 PM
Granted...a copy of Elder Scroll heading your way (but the disc is damaged and you lost the receipt down the nearest available street drain)

I wish I had a room fully kitted out with the latest in entertainment technology. Surround sound, 60" plasma, cinema experience in your own home...the works!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 19, 2007, 09:11:24 PM
Granted.  But your power bill goes through the roofe.  Then someone breaks into your house and steals the stuff.  You manage to recover it but then it catches on fire and burns your house down.

I wish I had a piece of paper.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 19, 2007, 10:16:20 PM
Granted, heres some paper

(http://www.cnolle.com/nolleslight/photos/burning.jpg)

I wish not for just any army of Orcs, but Uruk-Hai, and some Trolls, all under my command. :D
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 20, 2007, 01:32:48 AM
Yea!  Burning paper!  
Granted, but before you can get them, the Death Star shows up and blows them all up.  

I wish I had a piece of gum that has already been chewed.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 20, 2007, 05:47:34 PM
Granted, but the gum is so gooey that it glues on your hair.

I wish I had a PKMN Diamond version.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 20, 2007, 06:31:26 PM
Granted, some encased pokemon in diamonds coming up.


I wish for centaur-ish dragon legs.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on May 21, 2007, 04:05:23 PM
Granted, but they are so big that you can no longer fit in your house.



I wish I had a fast computer.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 21, 2007, 04:30:46 PM
Granted, one computer with cheetah legs coming up.




I wish for my comic to gain fame.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 22, 2007, 02:29:42 PM
Granted, but the masses demand you to make more until your death.

I wish for some peanut m&m's.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on May 23, 2007, 02:23:09 PM
Granted, here are some uncracked Peanuts and melted M&M's. XD



I wish for a spoon.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 23, 2007, 03:10:41 PM
Granted. Here's an used spoon. (LOL You had to wish for a CLEAN spoon! :lol)

I wish for a popsickle. (strawberry flavored, please)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on May 23, 2007, 10:41:57 PM
Granted, but the popsickle has been licked already. XD


I wish I could be King of the World.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on May 23, 2007, 10:45:31 PM
Granted but a coup de tat takes place and you're left stranded on a deserted island.

I wish I had all the monty python movies on DVD.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on May 23, 2007, 10:50:15 PM
Granted, but you end up with the last DVD's ever sold and and angry mob comes after you for them.


I wish for some ice cream.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on May 23, 2007, 10:59:12 PM
granted but it melts before you get it.

i wish I had an XBOX 360.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 23, 2007, 11:51:27 PM
Granted. Here's an X-BOX on a skateboard performing a 360.

I wish my drawings were as good as Malte's.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: TheNumberOneShmuck on May 24, 2007, 01:19:02 AM
Granted. Unfortunately, they catch fire immediately after you draw them.

I wish Cartoon Network hadn't cancelled the Land Before Time TV series. *cries*
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 24, 2007, 04:09:06 PM
Granted. New episodes are on the way, but they can't be aired 'cause they have mature content. (LOL wait until Adult Swim then)

I wish I was a Dragonite. (a Dragon and Flying-type PokÈmon)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on May 24, 2007, 06:24:36 PM
Granted.  It's just a toy though.


I wish I could eat treestars like littlefoot so I wouldn't have to pay for food.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 25, 2007, 12:26:05 AM
Granted, but you catch some strange illness for eating food not made for people.

I wish I had fire powers.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 25, 2007, 12:34:41 AM
Granted, but you get put in the slammer for arson.


I wish to control weather (just like my username suggests) :D  :lol
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 25, 2007, 12:47:20 AM
Granted but now you get so many weather requests that your brain overloads and explodes.  The explosion rips a hole in the fabric of time and a black hole randomly forms and sucks everything into it.

I wish I could meet the characters I created without them getting brainwashed, turning against me, or anything else wacko happening.  I don't know why I want this exactly.

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 25, 2007, 12:53:26 AM
Granted, but a random boulder falls from the sky and crushes them all!


I wish for the ability to transform into a monstorous troll when I get mad.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 25, 2007, 01:08:33 AM
Granted but the military is always out to get you and the Hulk sues you for copying his idea.

I wish I could come up with something to wish for.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 25, 2007, 10:11:33 PM
Granted. Wish for some tacos with a spicy salsa.

I wish my brother wasn't diabetic.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 26, 2007, 12:10:44 AM
Granted, now he's lactose intolerant



I wish for a cave to live in


Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on May 26, 2007, 02:47:17 AM
Granted, but it is already occupied by a bear!



I wish I could do a google search in my brain.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Dwalin on May 26, 2007, 02:28:09 PM
Granted, but you lose internet connection every time you try to use it.

I wish Yoda had killed Darth Sidious in episode III.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 27, 2007, 03:10:37 PM
Granted, but he has a heart attack right on the spot.



I wish to visit Watership Down (the hill)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on May 27, 2007, 07:04:48 PM
Granted, but you end up rolling down it and hurting yourself.


I wish I was a flash animator.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on May 28, 2007, 07:59:18 AM
Granted, your animations last the whole of a millisecond. The screen flashes and it's over

I wish my fav footy (soccer) team would win the Championship
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on May 28, 2007, 01:52:01 PM
Granted, but after they win the championship, they are all fired because it turns out they won by using steroids. XD


I wish for a sandwhich.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 28, 2007, 02:35:05 PM
Granted. Here's a witch with sand powers. Oh, you wished for a sandwich? I thought you said SAND WITCH! LOL :lol

I wish for a scanner. (So I can submit my drawings)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on May 28, 2007, 03:04:44 PM
granted but it's resolution is only 33dpi.


I wish I had all the lbt sequals on blu-ray
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 28, 2007, 04:41:23 PM
Granted, in a blue ray, zapped up by aliens.




I wish for total and absolute control over a country.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Dwalin on May 28, 2007, 05:03:26 PM
Granted, but it will be the weakest and less important country of the planet.

I wish Spike became the new Grandmaster of the Jedi Order after the death of Yoda, who had a heart attack in my previous wish.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 28, 2007, 05:11:13 PM
Granted, but the council has a hard time understanding him since all he does is eat & burp.



I wish for Runescape players & World of Warcraft players to have a war.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 28, 2007, 08:35:47 PM
Granted, but the war becomes really intense that none wants to know the outcome.

I wish I could watch the 11th and the 12th LBT movies.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on May 29, 2007, 01:25:01 AM
Granted, but you only see two seconds of it. XD



I wish for a vending machine.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on May 29, 2007, 01:32:38 AM
Granted, but you can't plug it in since it uses so much power, it will blow out the circuit breaker.


I wish for the 30 megapixil camera from cintech.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on May 29, 2007, 01:42:28 AM
Granted, but the entire camera is literally pixels, and it is so blurry that you can't even see it. XD


I wish I could jump as high as the Mario Brothers.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: TheNumberOneShmuck on May 29, 2007, 03:17:06 AM
Granted. Unfortunately, you still can't land like them.

I wish I could use chi like the characters of DBZ.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 29, 2007, 12:35:33 PM
Granted but now you have to scream like you were constipated to get it out, embarassing you and your family in the process



I wish for a Jirachi so I can make wishes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Dwalin on May 29, 2007, 12:40:00 PM
Granted, but the wishes will be someone else's, not yours.

I wish Redclaw ate Mr.Threehorn and Cera.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on May 29, 2007, 12:45:28 PM
Granted, but he's gonna have a hard time digesting those horns, thus, indigestion.




I wish for the robots from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 to watch horrible movies with me.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on May 30, 2007, 05:48:43 PM
Granted, but they end us malfunctioning and you watch bad moview by yourself...forever.


I wish for a brand new car.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: TheNumberOneShmuck on May 30, 2007, 06:11:56 PM
Granted. Enjoy your brand new Ford Pinto!

I wish for working copies of every video game ever.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on May 30, 2007, 10:13:16 PM
Granted, but every single video game console is no more, so you have nothing to play them on.


I wish for Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 31, 2007, 09:39:19 PM
Granted. Then all of the characters come otu of the screen to pummel you. :lol

I wish for a chocolate pudding.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on June 03, 2007, 09:13:51 AM
Granted, but instead of chocolate it's mud.



I wish I could go to Disneyland.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on June 03, 2007, 01:14:52 PM
Granted but all the rides tear apart



I wish to control dreams
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on June 03, 2007, 09:41:07 PM
Granted, but as long as you encounter with your worst nightmare, your power is gone.

I wish I was smarter.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Timber on June 05, 2007, 02:20:34 AM
Granted but know you become board way too easy.

I wish I could take over time and space.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on June 05, 2007, 05:14:19 PM
Granted, but Dialga (a PokÈmon who controls time) and Palkia (a PokÈmon who controls space) get mad at you for usurping them.

I wish I had a Celebi.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on June 05, 2007, 06:42:18 PM
Granted, here is your piece of celery. XD



I wish I could climb walls.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on June 06, 2007, 05:50:12 PM
Granted. A gross sticky fluid comes out of your hands. XD

I wish for an iPod.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Timber on June 06, 2007, 06:33:57 PM
Granted but the cops are after you after finding out you stole the Ipod from the store.

I wish I had a better paying job.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on June 07, 2007, 05:36:58 PM
Granted, one job at a fast food joint coming up.



I wish I could paint like Bob Ross
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on June 08, 2007, 12:15:57 AM
Granted, but you copy his style perfectly and even make the same things he makes. So you get sued by him for copying his work. XD


I wish I was rich.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on June 08, 2007, 12:17:11 AM
granted but all your money is counterfiet and you can't buy anything.

I wish i had my drivers licence.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on June 08, 2007, 12:28:21 AM
Granted, but it ends up having the wrong picture on it. XD



I wish I could ride a surf board.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on June 08, 2007, 12:33:44 AM
Granted but while you're surfing a shark come up and takes a bite out of your surfboard causing you to wipe out.

I wish I knew MR T, Chuck Norris, and Kiefer Sutherland so I could pwn playing halo online.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on June 08, 2007, 12:37:08 AM
Granted, but the game blows up from the sheer power and awesomness.



I wish for a Deoxys
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on June 08, 2007, 12:46:48 AM
Granted, but it's only an action figure version. XD


I wish for my own mansion.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on June 08, 2007, 12:49:44 AM
Granted but your taxes is so high you have to sell your computer just to stay in the house.

I wish i had a vintage P-51D mustang fully restored to flying condition.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on June 08, 2007, 12:51:36 AM
Granted, but it has no motor or any wires in it.



I wish my car was working again. (Seriously, it broke on me the other day)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on June 08, 2007, 12:45:39 PM
Granted, bus as soon as it's fixed, it breaks again. (well, I don't know about mechanics)

I wish I had Ash's Larvitar (he looks cute!)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on June 08, 2007, 05:34:00 PM
Granted, but it body slams you into submission. XD


I wish I was a Yoshi.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on June 08, 2007, 06:49:43 PM
Granted. Now everyone hates you 'cause you ate all of their food.

I wish I was a Dragonite.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on June 09, 2007, 07:44:32 AM
Granted...you become a McDonald's promotion Dragonite toy where a button makes you wings flap up and down

I wish I could meet a video game character for real
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on June 09, 2007, 02:00:21 PM
Granted. You meet Nemesis from Residen Evil 3.

I wish for a karaoke box.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on June 10, 2007, 01:16:34 AM
Granted, but it can only play one song on it, and that's the "I Love You" song. XD



I wish animals could talk.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on June 10, 2007, 01:24:35 AM
Granted, but the noise from all the animals talking made it impossible to go to the woods.  Man eventually gets tired of all the noise and cuts all the forests down and everyone on the planet dies of oxygen deprivation.

I wish they would make maple flavored cheeze-it's
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: TheNumberOneShmuck on June 10, 2007, 01:43:03 AM
Granted, but they only make 2 boxes before discontinuing them. Carrot Top ends up with both, and sends you a videotape of him eating them in a taunting manner and laughing at you.

I wish I was good at playing the guitar.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on June 10, 2007, 02:03:26 AM
Granted, but you're so good that every time you play a note, the string breaks, and you end up breaking millions of strings a year.


I wish I could meet Chuck Norris.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on June 10, 2007, 03:07:24 AM
Granted but the instant you see him, you forget who he is.

I wish they would make 4GB SIMMS cheaper
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Flathead770 on June 10, 2007, 11:56:20 AM
Granted, everything else is now really expensive so by comparison, the 4GB SIMMS is the cheapest product available.

I wish i was good at playing the piano.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on June 10, 2007, 11:55:07 PM
Granted, but you make a lot of noise that you end waking up your nerighborhood.

I wish I could sing better.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on June 11, 2007, 01:57:46 AM
Granted, you now sing in a "dying cow" falsetto



I wish I could have WoW characters invade Runescape  :lol:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on June 11, 2007, 07:28:23 AM
Granted...an epic virtual battle ensues and both gaming universes are destroyed The gaming companies go out of business so no sequels.

I wish I was a great artist
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on June 12, 2007, 12:29:16 AM
Granted, but you run out of supplies



I wish I could decipher Leet-speak
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on June 12, 2007, 06:33:56 AM
Granted but that now becomes the only language you know and cannot communicate any other way (What the deuce is "Leet-Speak by chance?  :huh: )

I wish I was a successful sports star!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on June 12, 2007, 08:04:40 PM
Quote from: Littlefoot1616,Jun 12 2007 on  02:33 AM
(What the deuce is "Leet-Speak by chance?  :huh: )
(It's when you use these words on the Internet: L33T, OMG, ROFL and such)

Granted, but you end with a broken leg.

I wish for a DS Lite with a PKMN Diamond version game.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on June 20, 2007, 06:09:22 PM
Granted, but they cost you all of your money.


I wish I could go to the Galapagos Isles.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on June 20, 2007, 06:46:06 PM
Granted, then you get scared of all of the weird flora and fauna there.

I wish I had a Fire Flower, so I could shoot fire.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on June 22, 2007, 07:16:03 PM
Granted but the Fire Flower self-destructs and you're engulf in flames so you spend the next hour running around in circles screaming "Put me out! PUT ME OUT!!!" Oh and the flower is no more  :p

I wish I had X-ray vision (for nothing deceitful of course  :P:  :D )
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Flathead770 on June 22, 2007, 11:19:35 PM
Granted, but everyone you look at dies from cancer, due to exposure to X-ray waves.

I wish i had a lvl 70 character on World of Warcraft.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on June 25, 2007, 06:18:51 AM
Granted but you then become the most hated player online because you're so powerful and everyone rallies together to get rid of you.

I wish I had a job as a video game tester (partial truth there :DD)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on June 25, 2007, 07:13:10 AM
Granted, but you get so fat from sitting on your *beep* all day that you have to spend all of that hard earned money buying a custom fit seat to play those video games in!

I wish people would stop writing nasty LBT fanfics.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Flathead770 on June 25, 2007, 02:02:55 PM
Granted, now theres no lbt fanfics at all.

I wish i was really good at skateboarding.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on June 25, 2007, 08:00:51 PM
Granted, then you break a leg (literally).

I wish for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on June 27, 2007, 04:27:54 PM
Granted, but upon eating it you get your lips stuck together so tightly that you can't ever speak again.

I wish some of the slang terms were appropriate.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 01, 2007, 09:14:16 PM
Granted. they're now "Babyish"


I wish I had antlers.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on July 04, 2007, 04:12:28 PM
Granted, but they're so heavy for your head.

I wish for some Gummi Bears. (I like the red ones! :p)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 04, 2007, 04:14:20 PM
granted but they have no taste and they're poisoned.


I wish I had a 20ghz computer
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 04, 2007, 04:24:42 PM
Granted, but somebody steals it.


I wish to shoot fireworks from my hands.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on July 04, 2007, 04:25:57 PM
Granted, but they explode on your hand.

I wish for a pepperoni pizza. (Ooooh! Pizza is my weakness!)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 04, 2007, 04:28:13 PM
granted but the person who prepared it forgot to wash their hands after using the bathroom and you get deathly ill.

I wish LBT fanfictions would be more meaningful
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 08, 2007, 09:35:11 AM
Granted, but the creators of LBT sue for plagiarism.


I wish I had tentacle things growing out of my back and chest.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 11, 2007, 08:12:07 PM
Granted, but they strangle you to death!

I wish I was back in Australia...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 11, 2007, 08:50:32 PM
Granted, but when you get back, it's a warzone!


I wish I could build a computer with an experimental processor that wouldn't explode.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on July 11, 2007, 08:52:09 PM
Granted. It doesn't explode, but it has really bad and pirated software.

I wish for a mango.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 11, 2007, 08:53:47 PM
fine.  it drops from a tree and lands on your head, killing you.


I wish my dog would watch LBT with me.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 11, 2007, 10:17:54 PM
Granted, but the dog barks nonstop at our poor dino friends.



I wish to be a hermit.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on July 13, 2007, 07:05:18 AM
Granted...you are transformed into a hermit CRAB and get eaten by a bird

I wish I could win a major sporting tourniment
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 13, 2007, 05:57:54 PM
Granted, but you get disquallifyed for cheating


I wish I had Halo 3 right now!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 13, 2007, 07:10:47 PM
Granted, but soon after, you discover that it's pirated and they haul your butt off to prizon where you spend the next 30 years.


I wish I could open a can of soda without the darn thing exploding in my face every time. :lol:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 13, 2007, 09:16:53 PM
Granted, you open the can but it's completly empty!


I wish I was a Tv star...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 17, 2007, 08:55:39 PM
Granted, but you are awakened by the shrill cries of your biggest fans.


I wish for the book "Misery" by Stephen King
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 17, 2007, 09:08:34 PM
granted, but all the pages are stuck together and you can't read it.


I wish for a better graphics card.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 17, 2007, 09:41:55 PM
Granted but it contains a virus and it cmopletly corrupts your computer....


I wish I could meet the REAL GOF! *I'm pretty sure someone has done this one already, but I couldn't resist... :P: *
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 17, 2007, 09:53:59 PM
Granted, they're now in your nearest museum. :lol:

I wish I had centipede legs (Much like a centaurs)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 17, 2007, 10:07:53 PM
Granted but you can't control them and you keep running into walls

I wish I was a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on July 17, 2007, 10:51:42 PM
Granted, then you get scared of the ugly monsters you battle.

I wish my MySpace account to be visited too many times.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 18, 2007, 12:54:21 AM
Granted, but you get so many visitors that myspace can't handle it anymore, so they ban you to keep your many guests off their server.


I wish I could eat 100 mcdonalds cheeseburgers at one sitting.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 18, 2007, 10:41:21 AM
Granted but you choke on a pickle and die!




I wish I could fly!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 18, 2007, 06:02:34 PM
granted, but you smash into a building because you're not experienced enough yet and you break many bones.  


I wish I could type 120wpm like my mom can.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 18, 2007, 06:13:29 PM
Granted, but your fingers all break off from the speed at which your typing from.



I wish I had a really kick ass job!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 19, 2007, 10:55:38 PM
Granted, you are now a fast food employee.


I wish I could go to Ireland
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 19, 2007, 10:57:05 PM
granted, but if you go there, some nasty person will set your house on fire cuz he knew you'd be out for a while.


I wish I could swim.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 19, 2007, 11:00:11 PM
Granted, but you unknowingly swim with sharks.



I wish to live atop a mountain.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 19, 2007, 11:01:21 PM
granted, but as they always say, the highest one's get the rain first!



I wish I could get a better graphics card for really cheap.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 19, 2007, 11:04:00 PM
Granted, but you get it from a con-artist.



I wish I could have fierce sharptooth-esque teeth.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 19, 2007, 11:06:04 PM
granted but you can't stop biting your tounge. :P:



I wish my cousin would watch LBT with me.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 19, 2007, 11:09:06 PM
Granted, but he crys for days after the scene where Littlefoot losses his mother



I wish I had a pool full of mint choclate chip ice cream....
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 19, 2007, 11:09:58 PM
granted, but you drown in it.



I wish I had a lemon juicer.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 19, 2007, 11:12:18 PM
Granted, but you suddenly get wounds whilst juicing lemons, and some juice squirts all over the wounds.  OUCH!


I wish for a long tail.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 19, 2007, 11:16:11 PM
granted, but you trip on it everywhere you go, making a huge fool of yourself.



I wish I could play agianst littlefoot in a video game.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 19, 2007, 11:19:04 PM
Granted, but you beat him at all the games, and he cries so loud, your eardrums burst.



I wish for all the paints available in the world.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 19, 2007, 11:21:16 PM
Wish DENIED!!!!!! Besides no one can make that many pairs of pants anyway



I wish I could transform into my LBT persona!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 19, 2007, 11:21:22 PM
disregard.  great valley gardian beat me to it! :P:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on July 20, 2007, 05:08:40 PM
Granted! Then a Sharptooth chases you. :o

I wish I could synchronize (check spelling) my YouTube poops perfectly.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 20, 2007, 05:53:14 PM
Granted, but it all gets flushed down the toilet. :lol:


I wish for a roomful of candies and honey and stuff.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on July 21, 2007, 06:37:09 PM
Granted, then you can't stop due to your sugar rush! :lol

I wish I was as good on computers as landbeforetimelover.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 23, 2007, 11:02:18 PM
Granted, but you become so smart your brain explodes.



I wish for annoying e-mails to stop
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 23, 2007, 11:28:13 PM
Granted, but then you have to annoy yourself to death!


I wish the Great Valley was real...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on July 23, 2007, 11:38:02 PM
Granted, then a Sharptooth eats you just before entering there! :o

I wish for a cheesecake. With a cherry on the top.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 23, 2007, 11:42:22 PM
Granted, but the cherry is poisoned....


I wish I was a Transformer!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 24, 2007, 12:03:20 AM
Granted, you can now transform into a frog




I wish I was a ghost.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 24, 2007, 12:12:14 AM
Granted, but now you can only haunt your own grave


I wish I had ninja skills!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 24, 2007, 01:02:26 AM
granted, but you don't know how to use them properly and you injure your back.  You go in for experimental surgery and you get crippled by accident.  Then you spend the rest of your life in a wheel chair in constant pain.


I wish I had a old computer.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 25, 2007, 12:38:37 AM
Granted, but every time you type about "New Technology", it rambles about whippersnappers and the "Good Ol' Days"





I wish for the real GOF to be on here.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on July 25, 2007, 12:57:27 AM
Granted, but they run away from you.

I wish to have the "Ed, Edd n' Eddy" video files.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 25, 2007, 01:01:37 AM
Granted, but it's nothing but jawbreakers, jawbreakers, jawbreakers.



I wish for better skills with the MS Paint
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on July 25, 2007, 01:03:39 AM
Granted, then you forget pencil-drawing.

I wish for episodes of "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog"

(BTW, I just realized I ranked up to Littlefoot! Hooray!!!)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 25, 2007, 01:05:11 AM
Granted, but Eggman takes them away.




I wish for the perfect untainted wish.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Flathead770 on July 25, 2007, 02:01:21 AM
Granted...nothing happens and you wasted your wish.

I wish i was better then everyone in the world at Super Smash Bros.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Manny Cav on July 25, 2007, 09:50:58 AM
I've already claimed that wish: I have 99,999,990 on the SNES all-stars release. :p

I wish my broadband would set itself up.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on July 25, 2007, 07:29:00 PM
Granted...but it then develops a great A.I and eventually gets fed up of being used and packs itself up and leaves

I wish could cure all known diseases
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 25, 2007, 08:48:27 PM
Granted but then you can't get rid o fthe diseases once you catch them.... :lol


I wish I could breath fire and shoot lighting out of my hands...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on July 28, 2007, 02:47:33 AM
Granted, then you don't get control of your powers.

I wish Mama Luigi to visit my home.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Manny Cav on July 28, 2007, 10:21:52 AM
Granted, but then, he poops the place up....

I wish this wish won't be granted.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 28, 2007, 05:44:52 PM
GRANTED! HAHA! :lol:  :p


I wish for a very long tail with a very poisonous stinger at the end of it.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 28, 2007, 08:09:38 PM
Granted, but you sting yourself...and you havent built up an immunity yet so you slip into a coma and die...T_T



I wish pizza would never get cold, and stayed warm all the time....
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on July 30, 2007, 12:14:39 AM
Granted. Just take it to a volcano.

I wish for a brand new cell phone.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 30, 2007, 01:05:00 AM
Granted, a brand new phone, fresh from the dumpster.




I wish for venomous claws at the ends of my fingers.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 30, 2007, 02:31:22 AM
granted, but your fingers arn't long enough and you accedently scratch yourself and die.

I wish I had a pumpkin pie.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 30, 2007, 11:01:02 AM
Granted, but it's frozen solid...


I wish I was made of chocolate!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on July 30, 2007, 12:34:01 PM
Granted, but you're stuck in a roomful of kids.




I wish for tentacles with blades growing out of my back.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 30, 2007, 01:45:03 PM
Granted but you accidently stab your best friend...



I wish I had super strength...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on August 05, 2007, 01:05:27 AM
Granted. A second later after you lift a boulder, it wears off.

I wish for Spongebob Squarepants episodes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on August 05, 2007, 01:58:09 AM
Granted, you're trapped under water with him for the rest of your life.....



I wish my LBT persona was real, and my best friend....
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on August 05, 2007, 02:37:54 PM
Granted but he ditches you to hang out with Littlefoot & Co.




I wish Littlefoot & Co. had accounts here, and were online.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on August 05, 2007, 04:23:55 PM
Granted, but they only talk to each other...



I wish I speak sharptooth...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on August 05, 2007, 10:36:44 PM
Granted, then you forget to speak English and other language you know.

I wish for a Tricia plush toy, to hug it. (Tricia is so kawai! X3)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on August 06, 2007, 01:58:48 PM
Granted but you squeeze it so hard it explodes.....


I wish I could make LBT AMV's.....
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on August 06, 2007, 06:29:55 PM
Granted, but most fans of the movie chase you for putting music to it



I wish for fish skin to swim underwater
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on August 06, 2007, 07:02:53 PM
Granted,but five minutes after diving your caught by an old fisherman out on his honeymoon!


I wish I could bring dinosaurs back to life!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on August 06, 2007, 07:59:50 PM
Granted, but they eat you alive




I wish to live in a windmill
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Flathead770 on August 07, 2007, 01:19:02 AM
Granted, but there is never any wind so you don't have any power.

I wish i could go through walls at will.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on August 07, 2007, 10:39:14 AM
Granted, but you get arrested for robbery





I wish for Calvin & Hobbes to meet the gang
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 03, 2007, 03:40:45 PM
Granted but then both shows are cancled!


I wish to know how Chomper got off that island!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on September 04, 2007, 07:41:30 AM
Granted....he swam!  :P:

I wish I was on a tropical island
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nimrod on September 04, 2007, 10:30:04 AM
granted, but without foot and something to drink... have fun :p


I wish I could see what the members from LBT are doing now
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 04, 2007, 03:12:49 PM
Granted, but you get stuck in their time, and can't get back! :lol


I wish I travel through time at will and be able to control it!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 07, 2007, 10:23:43 PM
Granted, but you bring robots and such to the present!



I wish to be in the Great Valley with a pile of blueberries and grapes to eat.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 07, 2007, 11:06:42 PM
Granted, but Littlefoot and the gang show up and eat it all!


I wish the Great Valley exsisted in our time...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 07, 2007, 11:21:30 PM
Granted, but with it comes the Sharpteeth!




I wish to be in the Great Valley, this time, by a quiet river with no interruptions or noise.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 07, 2007, 11:56:41 PM
Wish granted, but then the extreme quite drives you insane!


I wish I could give the gang advice on problems
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on September 08, 2007, 12:54:33 AM
Granted.  You are now their advisor, but you don't have anything to advise them on for 60 years.  By the time they do have a problem, you're too old and crazy and you give them advise that makes the problem in question worse.

I wish Littlefoot would watch a LBT movie with me.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Achillobator on September 08, 2007, 01:02:38 PM
Granted, but now you have to deal with a longneck that is acting all weird and awkward.

I wish I had a soda.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Manny Cav on September 08, 2007, 01:16:26 PM
*passes a Diet Coke loaded with Mentos mints* Enjoy! :lol

I wish I was human.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 09, 2007, 08:58:35 PM
Wish granted, but you are now a girl! :lol



I wish Spike could talk!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 09, 2007, 09:03:33 PM
Granted, but he starts cursing and swearing.





I wish Littlefoot would watch the FIRST LBT movie with me.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Manny Cav on September 09, 2007, 10:01:01 PM
Granted, but Littlefoot gets a nervous breakdown about a third of the way through the movie.

I wish that this wish will be granted.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Achillobator on September 09, 2007, 10:27:31 PM
Granted, but it backfires with disasterous and humorous results!

I wish I could give guido a hug.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 09, 2007, 10:31:24 PM
Granted, but you crush him.



I wish I knew what Littlefoot crying looked like up close.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Manny Cav on September 09, 2007, 10:33:26 PM
Granted, but you only start to cry moreso than him.

I wish that LBT 13 was released yesterday.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 09, 2007, 10:37:43 PM
Granted, but it sells out at the last minute.



I wish to have a pet Compsognathus.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Achillobator on September 09, 2007, 10:40:31 PM
Granted, but by the end of the day your hands are covered in bandages.


I wish I could stop being lazy :p



(OMGGUIDOWHYGODWHY?!)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Manny Cav on September 09, 2007, 10:44:28 PM
Granted -- off to the dylithium crystal mines you go!

I wish that Achillobator could actually see LBT 12 so he could figure out that Guido is a crazy old hoot.... :lol
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 09, 2007, 10:44:34 PM
Granted, but it falls and shatters.




I wish for a pet Dilophosaurus.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Achillobator on September 09, 2007, 10:51:05 PM
Granted, but it MAULS OFF YOUR GOD DAMN FACE! D: :o (seriously...it's like...an 8 ft carnivore)


I wish I had Guido as a pet...on a short leash XP.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 09, 2007, 10:54:56 PM
Granted, but a huge dog accidently steps on him.




I wish for claws made out of diamond.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Achillobator on September 09, 2007, 10:59:13 PM
Granted, but you lop off your nose when you try to scratch it



I wish people stopped picking on Guido D:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Manny Cav on September 09, 2007, 11:04:42 PM
*shoots Achillobator in the head* There. Problem solved. :D

I wish my next wish won't be corrupted.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Achillobator on September 09, 2007, 11:07:47 PM
Granted, but it just isn't funny  :cry

I wish I could dance in the moonlight.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Manny Cav on September 09, 2007, 11:10:41 PM
I condemn thee to the worst possible fate -- Dancing with the Stars! Mwahahahahaha!!!!! :lol

I wish that "it" (whatever "it" is) is funny.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Achillobator on September 09, 2007, 11:13:40 PM
IT was so funny that people DIED! ....of laughter.

I wish I had a large chomper plushie <3
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 10, 2007, 04:04:09 PM
Granted, but it comes to life and eats you.



I wish for one Compsognathus to keep my dog company.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Achillobator on September 10, 2007, 05:54:22 PM
They are hostile towards one another and one ends up at the vet.

I wish I can have a good halloween this year :)

(I mean it :p)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 10, 2007, 07:27:44 PM
Granted. but you get nothing but 24Kt gold jewlery!


I wish the gang had battle armor!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Achillobator on September 10, 2007, 07:31:55 PM
Granted, but Sharptooth attacks their weak points for massive damage!

I wish I could sell the 24Kt gold :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 10, 2007, 07:39:28 PM
Wish denided, the gold is cursed and you have to hold onto it till next halloween!


I wish that Ducky and Petrie would say they liked each other....
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 10, 2007, 08:54:29 PM
Granted, but it causes a race war between the Flyers & Big-mouths.




I wish I had the book Jurassic Park, and experience it too with the book in hand.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Achillobator on September 10, 2007, 09:59:43 PM
(THE GREAT VALLEY GUARDIAN CHEATED! D: )

Wish granted, but your presence changes the story so it does not save you!


I wish Uwe Boll would die.



Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 10, 2007, 10:12:13 PM
Granted, but his ghost comes back and make more crap films.




I wish I were John Hammond.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Achillobator on September 11, 2007, 07:00:08 AM
Granted, you are now a decrepit old man!





I wish for pony...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on September 11, 2007, 07:46:57 AM
Granted, but when you get it, it turns out to be a pony that won't ever stop eating.  It costs so much to feed that you lose your house, car, and all your retirement.  

I wish for some hot coffee.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 11, 2007, 05:51:36 PM
Granted but you spill it on your lap and recive third degree burns!


I wish for LBT flavored ice cream....
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 11, 2007, 06:01:44 PM
Granted, but you get strange looks when you bite off candy Littlefoot's head and "cherry filling" spurts everywhere.  :o




I wish to ride in a van with all the JP 1, 2, & 3 characters (one van for all the adults, the other for all the kids).
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 11, 2007, 06:07:42 PM
Granted, but then all the cars get stepped on by an adult Brontosaurs



I wish I could visit JP before the dinosarus broke loose.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 11, 2007, 06:27:50 PM
Granted, but your responsible for Hammond's grandchildren & have to sit next to them.



I wish to live in the Great Valley & have only burgers & beef jerky for food.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 11, 2007, 08:50:34 PM
Granted, but the adults chase you out of the valley for being a meat eater!


I wish I could transform into my LBT OC at will...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 11, 2007, 09:00:39 PM
Granted, but a sharptooth tries to eat you



I wish for an idea for a JP/LBT crossover fanfic.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 11, 2007, 09:01:54 PM
Granted, but then just before you finish your computer crashes!


I wish for the GOF to be real.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 11, 2007, 09:06:13 PM
Granted, but they eat valuable plants, and pick fights with the dogs & cats, claiming that they were Sharpteeth.



I wish that Littlefoot & Co. were in a dinosaur petting zoo at JP for the kids.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 11, 2007, 09:09:15 PM
Granted, but when the power goes out they steal a time machine and go back home!


I wish the JP islands were real...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 11, 2007, 09:15:08 PM
Granted, but the dinos break loose....once again....and terrorize everyone!




I wish I had an Idea for my fanfic LBT: A Sharptooth's Tale.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Achillobator on September 11, 2007, 09:48:09 PM
Granted, but you forget it half way through the fanfic.

I wish for a nice, simple, peaceful life.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Sky on September 12, 2007, 09:01:03 AM
Granted, but it turned out to be only a dream.

I wish I had a special ability to warp to the Great Valley and would tranform into "Sky" (My character). xD  :P:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 12, 2007, 04:49:17 PM
Granted, but you get struck down by a sudden storm.




I wish to meet all the kids of JP.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 12, 2007, 05:29:45 PM
Granted but they drive you insane with their questions and survival trivia..


I wish My OC Longtail was my brother...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on September 12, 2007, 05:45:57 PM
Granted, but he steps on you.




I wish I could meet Calvin & Hobbes
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on January 31, 2008, 01:10:26 AM
Granted, but it's the philosophers, not the comic book characters. And they astound you with their Olde English.

I wish the worst thing in the world would happen to me and then I die a horribly painful death.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on January 31, 2008, 01:49:49 PM
Wish granted. You lose all sense of touch, smell, taste, sound, and sight. Then a giant boulder crushes you.

I wish emoticons were better.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Purple Presence on January 31, 2008, 11:46:09 PM
Granted.  The emoticons become interactive!  But the AI learns too much and ends up crashing people's computers who keep bugging them.  And then they set you up for the blame.

I wish I was a master of just one of the martial arts...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 01, 2008, 03:40:54 PM
Granted. You are awesome at Norhern Shaolin Kung Fu. However, you are pathetic at all other martial arts. Therefore, every master of martial arts kicks your butt.

I wish that I had an iPhone.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 02, 2008, 05:15:19 PM
Granted. Then, it breaks right after it's given to you.

I wish for a Mexican sombrero.

(And thnx, whoever revived this topic.)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 02, 2008, 05:23:31 PM
(Your welcome)

Granted. The hat was on fire.

I wish for breathable air.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Purple Presence on February 02, 2008, 08:11:27 PM
Granted.  It's given to you in an air-tight container.

I wish my wishes didn't backfire.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 03, 2008, 10:44:13 AM
They don't. They just find loopholes in your logic and exploit them.

I wish for world peace and happiness.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 03, 2008, 09:18:42 PM
Wish granted. Now everyone has transformed into Barney, the purple dinosaur! :o (I'm gonna have nightmares!)

I wish I could have a good taste for fish and seafood.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 03, 2008, 09:19:50 PM
Granted. You eat too much fish and get mercury poisoning.

I wish that I knew how to write C++.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on February 03, 2008, 10:54:34 PM
Granted, but its not you who learns how to write that. Its you teacher, and it goes on all your tests.

I wish I could cool it down more.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on February 03, 2008, 11:12:49 PM
(God, I need to play these games again)

Granted, you are transported to Antarctic to cool down.


I wish I could control time.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 04, 2008, 07:35:07 AM
You can. You only are able to for a millisecond.

I wish that I had more time.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on February 05, 2008, 09:34:08 AM
Granted...a truck load of watches, clocks and sundials descend upon you from the sky...

Meanwhile, in London:

Tourist: Hey! Where'd Big Ben go?!


I wish I could save an endangered species
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on February 05, 2008, 11:17:02 AM
granted but the species you saved turns on humans and you become the only human left.

I wish i had a vintage P-51
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 05, 2008, 06:04:12 PM
You do. It broke.

I wish for three more wishes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on February 06, 2008, 01:31:36 AM
Granted. And once you us them, each wish will backfire just like this one.

I wish that this wish will backfire.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on February 06, 2008, 01:54:45 PM
That wish has already been granted, you just don't know it. :P:

I wish I didn't have a cold.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 06, 2008, 06:42:51 PM
You don't. You have influenza.

I wish for five wishes. They are as follows:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on February 07, 2008, 09:38:18 PM

1)Granted, but due to memory backup you'll have to view it a pixel at a time.

2)Granted. The Chainsaw-Toting-Yellow bellies are tearing apart your house as we speak.

3)Granted. They'll be arriving by air mail onto your house and car at an unspecified time.
 
4)Granted, and now everybody knows that YOU LOSE!!! (And by the time the CTYs get done with you, you will have lost for all eternity.)

5)Granted. You're fired.

I wish LBT 14 will come out.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 07, 2008, 09:41:30 PM
It does. In the unrated version only.

I wish that I could hack into any computer and not get caught.

I LOSE! (signature)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on February 07, 2008, 09:59:37 PM
You can. With a machete.

I wish this smiley would stop bashing his head into the wall  :bang
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 07, 2008, 11:14:56 PM
It does. When your computer crashes.

I wish that I could type better on my computer.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on February 07, 2008, 11:45:31 PM
Wish granted. Another pair of arms grows out of your torso.

I wish I wasn't addicted to World of Warcraft.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 08, 2008, 06:04:20 PM
Granted. You're now addicted to PokÈmon, like me! >=D

I wish I was a Yellow Belly.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 09, 2008, 11:23:00 PM
You get eaten by a Sharptooth.

I wish that I had an iPhone
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 10, 2008, 12:03:26 AM
Granted. It breaks upon you get it.

I wish I wasn't so absent-minded.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 10, 2008, 12:07:22 AM
You aren't. You just begin to think of evil things instead.

I wish that I was 18.

I LOSE (signature)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on February 10, 2008, 12:09:15 AM
Not granted, due to the fact that you forget what your wish was.

I wish I could get the LBT TV series on tape so I could watch it whenever I felt like it.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 10, 2008, 12:13:12 AM
Your VCR breaks the tapes.

I wish I remembered my wish.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on February 11, 2008, 02:15:31 AM
Granted! You now remember what your wish was. However, you used your one wish to remember what your wish was, so it now won't come true.

I wish nobody posts any more posts on this thread.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 11, 2008, 06:27:37 PM
Your wish is illogical. I refuse to grant it.

I wish that I had more peanuts.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on February 11, 2008, 07:30:39 PM
Wish granted. Open your newspaper to the comics section, they're still printing them!

I wish I could Tie at The Game.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 11, 2008, 07:48:52 PM
You can. You just have to alter the fabric of space-time. (Reality won't let you win The Game unless you die on your birthday  :p )

I wish that I had a ten-dollar bill.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on February 11, 2008, 10:14:26 PM
Granted. Someone tapes a duck's bill to your face. He then stretches out his hand and says "Ten Dollars please"

I wish I had a flying car
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 11, 2008, 10:23:20 PM
You do. However, when you get in it, the flight mechanism breaks.

I wish that I had all of the world's duct tape at my disposal.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on February 11, 2008, 10:40:48 PM
Granted. All the duct tape forms into a giant ball which then rolls over and crush you.

I wish I were a big Hollywood actor
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 11, 2008, 10:47:04 PM
NOOOOO!!!!! DUCT TAPE! WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME?

You get mauled by the paparazzi.

I wish for pie.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on February 12, 2008, 01:13:49 AM
Granted. Look up.

I wish you didn't read this post.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on February 12, 2008, 06:33:46 AM
Granted....oh whoops! Wait...I just read it!

I wish I had super strength
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pteranofan on February 12, 2008, 10:07:31 AM
Granted...but you have to hold the world up like the Greek God Atlas!

I wish I was hired by Donald Trump.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on February 12, 2008, 03:12:28 PM
Granted, but you are fired the moment you are hired.

I wish I wasn't banned from serebiiforums.com. :(
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 12, 2008, 06:01:21 PM
You aren't. You are just unable to log on because they changed their domain.

I wish that It was snowing harder than it is now outside.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pteranofan on February 13, 2008, 12:40:51 PM
Granted, but it snows so hard the flakes pound through the roof.

I wish geometry was easier.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Raptor on February 13, 2008, 12:49:04 PM
Granted. Now its easier for everyone else but you.

I wish I had a pet Grunt from Halo.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 13, 2008, 03:28:38 PM
It kills you.

I wish that I could work differential equations easier.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 13, 2008, 04:40:47 PM
Granted. Your brain explodes due to excess knowledge.

I wish for some nachos with cheese!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 13, 2008, 05:03:27 PM
You are allergic to the kind of cheese on the nachos.

I wish for candy.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on February 15, 2008, 10:42:45 AM
Granted but you quickly pass out from a huge sugar crash

I wish there were no taxes
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 15, 2008, 10:44:59 AM
There aren't. Your income is just lowered dramatically to compensate.

I wish for happiness in space.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on February 15, 2008, 10:48:20 AM
Granted but you don't feel happy for doing it

I wish I could fly a helicopter
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 15, 2008, 10:50:18 AM
You can. However, you decide to fly it into a city and crash into a building.

I wish for a magnifying glass.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 15, 2008, 05:12:42 PM
Granted, here's a pair of magnificent glasses. Wait, did you said magnifying glass? :slap

I wish I wasn't so dumb.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on February 16, 2008, 04:00:12 AM
Granted. The IQ of every person on the planet drops by 80%. Now you're the smartest person in the world.

I wish I lived in "Star Trek."
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 16, 2008, 12:16:10 PM
You do. However, you are abandoned because you annoy Captain Kirk too much.

I wish I was better at statistics.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on February 16, 2008, 02:05:55 PM
Quote from: lbt/cty_lover,Feb 16 2008 on  11:16 AM
You do. However, you are abandoned because you annoy Captain Kirk too much.
Wow, I was so sure somebody was gonna make me a doomed redshirt. I got off lucky.

Granted. 5 out of 4 of your brain cells are now better at statistics. Overload!

I wish I had a Wikipedia article on me.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 16, 2008, 04:54:38 PM
Granted, but it's removed later due to useless information. (that's why Uncyclopedia exists)

I wish for a bid bag of peanut m&m's!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on February 16, 2008, 05:38:55 PM
Granted, but its not through the mouth that you can ingest these M&M's.

I wish Nokia cellphones weren't overly cheap and worthless.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 16, 2008, 07:22:44 PM
You aren't. You go broke from overspending.

I wish that I didn't have an overload.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on February 16, 2008, 11:34:13 PM
Granted. *Poof* Your brain disappears. No more overload!

I wish I could visit every place named in the Geography Game section.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 17, 2008, 01:23:19 AM
You can. In your head.

I wish that my brain was back in my head.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on February 19, 2008, 07:19:13 AM
Granted but you are now a zombie since your brain as already left your body once

I wish I had an intergalactic vessel
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 19, 2008, 05:36:40 PM
It implodes in on itself while you are in it.

I wish that all of The Beatles were still alive and together.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on February 21, 2008, 09:01:23 PM
They are, they're just zombies now and their music is now the worst in history.

I wish the SatAM (Sonic the Hedgehog) cartoon was NEVER canceled.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Raptor on February 21, 2008, 09:12:24 PM
However, you mispelled it. Now its Sonic: Attorny the Hedghog, which makes not sense at all.

I wish I could turn into a Velociraptor!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 21, 2008, 10:02:56 PM
You can. You just can't turn back into a human.

I wish that there is no bad weather in my area tomorrow or tonight.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Raptor on February 21, 2008, 11:05:25 PM
Certainly. After that, there is no good weather ever again.

I wish I could type better with only three claws. Being a Velociraptor makes it hard to type.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on February 22, 2008, 01:38:16 AM
Granted, you are now 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001% better.

I wish someone would just drop a problem that happened already and forget it all.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 22, 2008, 06:36:00 AM
They drop the problem on you.

I wish for no snow!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Raptor on February 22, 2008, 12:05:24 PM
There is no longer snow. However, now there is no longer rain, or any other form of percipitation. The world dries up.

I wish I had some Velociraptor friends, so I could at least hunt something down or something. One Velociraptor who can barely type can't do much....
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 22, 2008, 12:11:58 PM
You have Velociraptor friends. However, they are cannibalistic. They eat your arms.

I wish for the next Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series episode would come out.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Raptor on February 22, 2008, 12:17:05 PM
It comes out. However, it costs 4935892385938954890684869048680986993689388694896894869 dollars.

I wish I had my arms back.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 22, 2008, 06:00:12 PM
Granted. They're waiting for you outside, and they're dressed in green. Wait, did you said arms? I thought you said army. *thinks something, a cricket chirps* Nothing still.

I wish for a scanner.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 22, 2008, 09:43:44 PM
It is a bomb scanner.

I wish that YGOTAS (Yu-gi-oh the abridged series) was free.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Raptor on February 23, 2008, 10:39:52 AM
It is free to everyone.... but you.

I wish this army would help me get a chocolate-covered Parasaurolophus.

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 25, 2008, 03:38:37 PM
You develop an allergy to the chocolate.

I wish for fun for the entire world including myself.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on February 25, 2008, 06:00:26 PM
Denied, because everyone's playing this! :lol

I wish my Wii Remote batteries won't run dry forever.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 25, 2008, 07:48:47 PM
They won't. They fall in a pool, eliminating all dryness.

I wish for cake.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on February 27, 2008, 12:08:32 AM
Granted, but the cake is sadly inedible.

I wish to be forgiven of my sins I commited on another board.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on February 27, 2008, 12:27:08 AM
Granted, however your sins transfer to this board.

I wish Casey's Pizza delivered.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on February 27, 2008, 12:53:12 AM
Granted, but the delivery boy gets lost in the desert and has to eat the pizza to survive.

I wish I could actually meet my story characters.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: TheNumberOneShmuck on February 27, 2008, 08:57:21 AM
Granted. Unfortunately, they don't like you very much.

I wish internet stores and online auction sites cracked down on crooked sellers.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 28, 2008, 11:10:42 PM
They do. However, the crooked sellers get better at lying.

I wish for popcorn.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ingster on March 01, 2008, 04:45:54 PM
granted, but the popcorn was poisend

i wish for a wish that wasent a bad wish
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on March 01, 2008, 05:36:11 PM
You bad spelling confuses me. I curse you with death.

I wish for good spelling.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Clawandfang on March 09, 2008, 01:03:01 PM
Granted, but then what is spelt correctly is your exectution warrant.

I wish that the bookshop had special offers on the books I want.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on March 09, 2008, 01:56:27 PM
They do. To balance it out, they stop putting special offers on all the other books. However, a huge mob of people who hate books you like come and burn down the bookshop.

I wish that the cake is not a lie.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on March 10, 2008, 08:34:09 AM
Granted...you get your cake but GLaDoS is waiting for you with a huge ray gun

I wish the Transformers were real

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 10, 2008, 09:13:50 AM
Granted!  Now everyone around the world stops using vechiles in fear that it might be a robot in disguise, but on the bright side, everyone's walking to work, so the world's alot healthier.  Congradulations on getting something good to come out of the wish. :)

I wish bad games didn't have the problems that AVGN keeps pointing out.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on March 10, 2008, 09:37:45 AM
Booyah! First corrupted wish to have a positive effect! :D

Anyway on to business...

Granted...AVGN doesn't point out bad games' faults so they now mass populate the shelves leading to the collapse of the Video Game industry due to players no longer buying them

I wish my favourite band would play a personal concert for me complete with security
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on March 10, 2008, 02:54:59 PM
A terrorist group decides to blow up the White House while George W. Bush is showering. The attack could have been avoided if your favorite band played for the members of the terrorist group that planted toe bomb. Well, now we have a second wish that did the world some good.

I wish the cake WAS a lie.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on March 10, 2008, 06:28:48 PM
Granted. All the cakes in the world dissapeared.

I wish for a copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on March 10, 2008, 07:00:03 PM
It is a hacked copy. Instead of being any character you want, you have to write the code for any character you want to play as, as well as the field.

I wish for chocolate cake.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on March 22, 2008, 08:50:21 AM
Granted...but the cake has been sitting out in the sun all day and has melted into an inedible glob

I wish for a 50" Plasma TV
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Clawandfang on March 22, 2008, 09:26:40 AM
Granted... but Land Before Time refuses to play on it!

I wish I had the strength of will to get up earlier in the morings, so I don't have to do daily last-minute findings of school books and getting homework done.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on March 22, 2008, 10:44:43 AM
granted but you miss the bus and get to school late.

I wish I had a guard velicoraptor.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 22, 2008, 01:31:05 PM
Granted, but when your best friend comes to visit it eats him.  Same deal when your family comes home.

I wish a certain LBT story would stop plaguing my mind.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on March 24, 2008, 08:33:40 AM
Granted...everything LBT has been erased from history entirely (uff...that's a scary thought  :( )

I wish I could go on holiday somewhere nice
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on March 25, 2008, 09:23:02 AM
The place is nice. For polar bears. You are in the Arctic Circle.

I wish for a Member Award.

By the way, littlefoot1616, please, NEVER SAY THAT SENTENCE AGAIN! I am going to have nightmares over the thought of no more LBT.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on March 25, 2008, 06:07:57 PM
Granted you get the 'BANNED FOR LIFE AWARD!'

I wish I could breath fire.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on March 25, 2008, 06:11:33 PM
You can. You sadly have to have your organs rearranged. You explode from something involving combustible gases.

I wish that it was April 20th, 2008.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on March 25, 2008, 06:22:27 PM
Granted but now you are stuck in that same day for the rest of your life.

I wish I was one of the artist for Star wars
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on March 25, 2008, 06:23:30 PM
You are. You are the only artist for Star Wars. You have sucky art.

I wish for happiness for the world. And myself.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on March 25, 2008, 06:39:46 PM
Granted but now eveyone is so happy it drives you insane.

I wish I was a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on March 25, 2008, 08:29:13 PM
You are. However, you get killed by falling into a pit of lava for no explained reason.

I wish I was happy. And insane.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 27, 2008, 08:34:27 AM
Granted!  Now here come the cops to take you away and so that you're not a menace to society anymore.

I wish I didn't have a dentist appointment today.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on March 27, 2008, 08:49:32 AM
Granted...you have a doctor's appointment instead and you have to have a stupid amount of shots. Oh, did I mention the doctor's name was Hannibal Lecter?

I wish I could talk to animals
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on March 27, 2008, 08:54:23 AM
You can. However, you can't understand what they say. Therefore, your friends and family put you in a mental hospital because they think that you are insane. This is all because you wanted to talk to animals.

I wish for a higher-resolution screen.

By the way, nice backfiring, Littlefoot1616.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on March 27, 2008, 09:03:39 AM
Quote
By the way, nice backfiring, Littlefoot1616

^-- PMSL...smart arse!  :lol

Granted...your pixel count goes up by 1

I wish for a shiny disco ball
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 27, 2008, 10:44:44 AM
Granted, but it's so shiny that it blinds anyone within a one mile radius.

I wish for full control of the Universal company.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on March 27, 2008, 10:53:44 AM
Wish granted. However, you are such a bad CEO that the board of directors decides to fire you. Yes, the board has that power.

I wish for a USB flash drive that is greater than 256 MB.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 01, 2008, 02:03:08 AM
Granted, but the moment you use it a virus is put into your computer and it deletes everything.

I wish the notice we recently got was an early April Fools joke.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 01, 2008, 03:03:20 PM
It was. However, the next day, you get the message again. Except this time it is not a joke.

I wish for more iTunes money.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on April 01, 2008, 10:44:17 PM
Granted....all your savings and every penny you ever earn from now will solely be iTunes money. Good luck grocery shopping  :lol

I wish I could be a champion athlete
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Flathead770 on April 02, 2008, 01:00:50 AM
granted...until you were tested positive for steroids.

I wish i never had to do homework.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on April 02, 2008, 06:42:26 AM
Granted...in order to eliminate homework, you now have a 15hr school day, 7 days a week

I wish I could write a successful novel
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 02, 2008, 02:33:14 PM
It is. However, before it hits the shelves, the publishing company files bankruptcy. Your novel came one day too late.

I wish for more time to work on my stats project.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 02, 2008, 03:51:26 PM
Granted but you have 2 minutes to do it.

I wish I had a TIE Intercepter.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on April 02, 2008, 04:49:59 PM
Granted. But now you have to fight off the Death star by your self!

I wish I had the force.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 02, 2008, 04:52:56 PM
granted but you force choke everyone you talk to.

I wish I had a 67 ford mustang.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on April 02, 2008, 04:57:04 PM
Granted, but the engine catches fire.

I wish I could pay my college tuition bills
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on April 03, 2008, 09:39:44 AM
Granted...but now you have no money for anything else

(That's normally not too far from the truth, come to think of it  :DD )

I wish for a new, top of the range computer (that also not being too far from actuality  :^.^: )
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 03, 2008, 07:27:49 PM
It is. It was top of the range back in the 1940s. You now have a computer that is the size of a large room. Good luck using it.

I wish for cookies laced with arsenic.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on April 04, 2008, 11:09:23 PM
Granted...but you quickly become arrested for possession of a dangerous substance

I wish for a pay rise
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 05, 2008, 09:10:17 AM
Your pay rises, but so does inflation rates, making your pay worth the same as it was in the past.

I wish for gorillas.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on April 05, 2008, 09:15:07 AM
Granted, but maybe you should've wished for a cage for them first!

I wish for a drivers licence!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 05, 2008, 11:49:01 AM
Granted but it gets suspended

I wish for a ME-262
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 05, 2008, 02:22:22 PM
You do, but it was confiscated and you were arrested because it was stolen from a museum.

I wish for a lack of life in the idiots at my school.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 05, 2008, 09:06:16 PM
Granted but now your school is full of preps

I wish I had a podracer.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 06, 2008, 01:48:44 AM
It crashes, and you die.

I wish for ashfhasofas.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 06, 2008, 11:40:43 PM
Granted but it gets stolen.

I wish I knew the legendary Ace Combat character Mobius 1
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 07, 2008, 12:03:44 AM
Granted. However, once you got to know this Mˆbius 1, you wished he was dead.

I wish I was sleeping, but still alive.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 08, 2008, 08:11:38 PM
granted but everyone thinks your in a unconces and you're rushed to the hospital.

I wish I had my own droid army.

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 08, 2008, 08:30:20 PM
Granted. However, you forgot that Jedi can defeat droid armies, and an army of Jedi come and defeat your army and kill you.

I wish for acceptance to every college I apply to.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 08, 2008, 08:35:25 PM
Granted but the name of the collage is jedi cal and the empire comes and destroys it and you're turned to the darkside which doesn't give the candy it promised you.

I wish for a Aroura spy plane.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 09, 2008, 04:41:02 PM
It explodes. You didn't check the fuel lines.

I wish for the cookies that the Dark Side promised.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Mornai on April 09, 2008, 05:38:33 PM
Granted but the Cookies are burnt to resemble the Dark Side.

I wish for a Superman Costume. :lol
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 09, 2008, 06:12:28 PM
You do. However, Lex Luthor comes and kills you because you are not invulnerable.

I wish that the next wish I make isn't corrupted in any way.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 09, 2008, 09:10:43 PM
Since this is the corrupt a wish game your wish has been rejected. Have a nice day!

I wish I had a brog cube.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 09, 2008, 09:18:16 PM
Granted. However, it grows arms, legs, and gains fighting knowledge in order to pound you into a pulp for denying me my wish. Maybe next time you shouldn't deny wishes.

I wish that that my whiteboard was bigger.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on April 10, 2008, 02:53:14 PM
Granted, but your room's too small. Your walls broke.

I wish I could fly!

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 10, 2008, 02:59:23 PM
Granted but you get sucked into a jet engine

I wish I had a red bull.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on April 10, 2008, 03:39:28 PM
Granted, you get wings, you fly, and crash into an aircraft.

I wish for climbing the CN Tower.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on April 10, 2008, 03:45:46 PM
Granted but you get struck by lighting and fall.

I wish I got to know Catharine Janeway!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 10, 2008, 03:50:04 PM
Granted but you're in a borg cube that she blows up.

I wish I had  R2-D2
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Mornai on April 10, 2008, 04:00:52 PM
Granted but he malfunctions and shuts down.

I wish i had heat Vision.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 10, 2008, 04:03:54 PM
Granted but it fails to detect the gaint laser beam aim at you.

I wish I had a vintage ME-109 painted jet black.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on April 10, 2008, 04:07:27 PM
Granted but it has no working parts and can't move.

I wish I shoot fire from my nose!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 10, 2008, 04:28:50 PM
Granted but you light yourself on fire.

I wish I could go to time of the dinosaurs with a swordfish biplane
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 10, 2008, 04:42:17 PM
Granted, but the giant meteor that ends them hits you and you get taken down with the dinosaurs.

I wish for a certian thought to stop bothering me.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 10, 2008, 06:43:17 PM
Granted but something entirly different is bothering you now.

I wish I had a G-suit
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 10, 2008, 06:53:39 PM
Granted. However, the "G" actually meant "gasping," and you can't stop gasping when wearing it.

I wish that my power level is over 9000!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 10, 2008, 06:56:27 PM
Granted but your power overloads.

I wish i was 21.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 10, 2008, 08:01:03 PM
You are. However, you get so drunk that your liver starts to deteriorate. Therefore, you die. Maybe next time you won't drink so much.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 10, 2008, 08:02:53 PM
Granted but it was poisned by an anyomous person.

I wish for a F-150.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 11, 2008, 07:16:27 PM
It turns out to be an extremely expensive model that you have to pay for. It also gets 1 mile per gallon, and since it only has a 5 gallon tank, you can only go 5 miles in it before having to refuel.

I wish for a TV that actually works.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on April 15, 2008, 12:02:18 AM
Granted, but all you get is one fuzzy and  incoherent channel.

I wish I could fight Chuck Norris and live!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 15, 2008, 12:08:23 AM
Granted but you live in pain and agony for the rest of you life

I wish I could fight yellow squadron and live.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on April 15, 2008, 12:11:30 AM
Granted but it takes all your missiles and bullets and then all the bad guys from Ace Combat Zero ambush you and blow you up.


I wish I had my own private Big Daddy from Bioshock to beat up people who mess with me.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 15, 2008, 12:14:13 AM
Granted but the Death star blows up the planet that they are on.

I wish I could fight Mobius 1 and live.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 15, 2008, 07:36:33 PM
Granted. However, you get mortally wounded, and die twenty-four hours after you fight.

I wish I could fight Chuck Norris, Jesus, and an army of ninja and live.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pteranofan on April 15, 2008, 07:56:15 PM
Granted, but Chuck Norris kicks your *ahem* in two seconds, leaving you wounded so bad you wished you had died.

I wish for soft serve ice cream.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 15, 2008, 07:58:10 PM
It is laced with arsenic and you die.

I wish I could see a debate on who is better: Jesus or Chuck Norris.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on April 15, 2008, 10:26:03 PM
Granted. The debate is settled over both Jesus and Chuck Norris having a contest to see who can kick you the farthest.


Okay, let's try to steer away from Chuck Norris for right now.


I wish the button delay for the online feature in Super Smash Brothers Brawl would go away.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 16, 2008, 11:45:21 PM
Granted but now the rest of your games have thatdreaded delay button.

I wish I had the death star
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on April 17, 2008, 06:20:09 AM
Granted...your new star will die in 3 days causing a black hole that will eventually destroy the galaxy

I wish for my own pet Yoshi
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 17, 2008, 11:40:38 AM
Granted but Mario steals him

I wish I had an X-Wing
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 17, 2008, 06:12:02 PM
You do, but it is only a model. Adding on, the model is made and filled with plastic explosives, and one day you decide to do a little bit of welding right above the model, and one of the sparks hits the model. The explosion is big enough to kill you, but slowly and painfully. Also, there is no way surgery could help you, so you will die painfully and slowly.

I wish for asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl;.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 20, 2008, 10:20:05 PM
Granted but your computer self destructes.

I wish I had a digital camrea.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ingster on April 20, 2008, 10:21:52 PM
granted, but the camra gave computer vireses when you pluged it in

i wish i had a lightsaber
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 20, 2008, 10:23:33 PM
granted but you cut your hands and feet off.

I wish I had a AT-AT
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 20, 2008, 10:49:41 PM
Granted, but a Snow-speeder comes and makes it fall over. Then it explodes, and the explosion releases dangerous chemicals into the atmosphere. You then get arrested for chemical warfare and are sent to prison for the rest of your life. While in prison, you get beaten up repeatedly by the other inmates and die from severe damage to your internal organs.

I wish for sonar.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 21, 2008, 12:15:13 AM
Granted but you kill all the creatures in the ocean and get beaten to death by animal rights activsts.

I wish for a a WWII diesel-electric submarine.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 21, 2008, 12:32:50 AM
Granted, however, the diesel-electric part was replaced with a nuclear reactor. Then the sub is hit with a torpedo and releases radioactive material into the ocean. You can guess what happens to you next.

I wish for radar.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ingster on April 21, 2008, 12:35:48 AM
granted, but you lost your eyes and cant use it

i wish i aqquierd phazon corruption
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on April 21, 2008, 04:52:42 AM
Granted, but your PED-suit emergency funtion's malfunctioning :^.^:

I wish for base-jumping!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 21, 2008, 09:41:47 AM
You jump from ammonia to sodium hydroxide. The NaOH reacts with your stomach acids and your stomach erupts.

I wish for King Dedede.

(by the way, ammonia and sodium hydroxide are bases. Chemical bases.)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on April 21, 2008, 04:44:26 PM
Granted but he then makes you his slave all the rest of his Waddle Doos

I wish for a new book to read

LBT/CTY Lover: Good knowledge sir! ;) :^.^:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on April 21, 2008, 04:53:34 PM
Granted but it is a book on how to kill, you then become like Anakin Skywalker and kill eveyone close to you.


I wish Kirby was my best friend.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on April 21, 2008, 04:58:12 PM
Granted, then copies your ability. (???)

I wish the 4 missing Melee chars were in Brawl.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on April 21, 2008, 04:59:26 PM
Granted but then your copy becomes corrupted due to a virus and your Wii explodes.

I wish I could talk to animals.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on April 21, 2008, 05:00:16 PM
Granted, but the anomals won't speak to you.

I wish my internet was faster.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on April 21, 2008, 05:01:18 PM
Granted but now it's so fast that your eyes bleed.

I wish I could teleport.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on April 21, 2008, 05:02:42 PM
Granted. You teleport inside a volcano.

I wish for a quesadilla. (cheese in a tortilla)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on April 21, 2008, 05:07:54 PM
Granted but the cheese is radioactive and you get cancer.

I wish I could bring the dead back to life.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on April 21, 2008, 05:17:07 PM
Granted. Then they attack you and you become one of 'em.

I wish for orange juice.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 21, 2008, 05:25:21 PM
granted but it's from a nuclear power plant

I wish for one hundred million dollars
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on April 21, 2008, 06:26:12 PM
Granted....here's a 1 hundred million dollar bill....good luck getting change

I wish I directed my own blockbuster movie
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on April 21, 2008, 08:43:19 PM
Granted, but the movie is a flop and movie critics all over the world hunt you down and kill you!

I wish I could sneeze pizza!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on April 22, 2008, 02:06:15 PM
Granted, but it's made of snott. *insert random vomiting emoticon here*

I wish for a pair of sunglasses. B)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 22, 2008, 02:11:23 PM
Granted, but they are so dark, you can't see through them.

I wish to never work a day in my life.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 22, 2008, 02:14:44 PM
Granted but you loose all the money you have in the casinos and kicked out of you house and live in the street.

I wish my fanfic was completely edited.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 22, 2008, 02:29:43 PM
It was. However, it was edited so that it was a slash fan-fiction. To make matters worse, you can't edit it again to change it back to its original state. So now it is on this forum, and the admins get so angry that they ban you forever. (Not really. You just get your fan-fiction deleted.)

I wish for Kirby.

Littlefoot1616: Thank you.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on April 30, 2008, 10:07:13 PM
Granted, then he swallows you and copy your abilities (???).

I wish I could hug Tricia (Cera's sister).
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: General Grievous on April 30, 2008, 10:57:42 PM
Granted but she cries and Mr. Threehorn thinks you are attacking her and owns you in the face.

I wish school was out already!  I'm ready to graduate!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 30, 2008, 11:03:20 PM
Granteted but due to an error in the records all your work has been deleated and you have to do it again.

I wish I had a Star Destroyer.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on May 03, 2008, 12:00:55 PM
You get one. However, an A-Wing crashes into the flight deck, causing the ship to lose control and crash. It explodes and you die. Sorry.

I wish for my computer back from the evil clutches of my parents.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jedi472 on May 03, 2008, 03:21:40 PM
Quote from: lbt/cty_lover,May 3 2008 on  11:00 AM
You get one. However, an A-Wing crashes into the flight deck, causing the ship to lose control and crash. It explodes and you die. Sorry.

I wish for my computer back from the evil clutches of my parents.
You do. It just won't work!

I wish I was my character in my Xover.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on May 03, 2008, 03:48:31 PM
You are. However, you don't have your character's abilities or intelligence, so you are yourself in a different body.

i wish for Mirado pencils.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on May 03, 2008, 07:03:06 PM
Granted but they all come in one color...white!

I wish for ultra rare pokemon TCG cards!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jedi472 on May 03, 2008, 07:42:24 PM
You have them...for 1 second until they spontaneously burst into flame.

I wish I was in the Great Valley.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 05, 2008, 12:39:30 AM
Granted.  You arrive ten seconds before the big meteor hits and wipes out 90% of life on Earth.

I wish I could get over this case of writer;s block that is keeping me from finishing my stories.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jedi472 on May 06, 2008, 09:01:53 PM
Granted. You write terrible stories.

I wish I was Chuck Norris!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on May 07, 2008, 12:59:02 AM
Granted but Mobius 1 runs you over in his monster truck.

I wish I was on the USS Enterprise (WWII Enterprise not the nuclear or Sci Fi one)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 08, 2008, 04:18:14 PM
Granted!  However, you are soon hit by a missle that was aimed right at the USS Enterprise.  Tough luck, pal! :(

I wish I knew all the secrets to EVERY single video game. :)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on May 08, 2008, 04:41:42 PM
Granted, but this skill corrupts you, you play too much video games and suffers from trauma.

I wish I was one of the Five Gatekeepers in The Power of Five!

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on May 09, 2008, 06:48:14 AM
Granted...you get transported into the book but disappear from the real world.

I wish I could make something revolutionary for the world
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on May 09, 2008, 07:12:20 PM
Wish granted, but the paparazzi go after you and your adoring fans don't give you a moment's peace! :P:

I wish all of the animals in the world were safe and all adopted to loving homes! :D
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jedi472 on May 09, 2008, 08:13:24 PM
Granted. The homes love them, but every human on the planet suddenly dies mysteriously.

I wish I was wiser.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ingster on May 09, 2008, 10:55:54 PM
granted, but you grow stupider at the same time

i wish i had a pokeball
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on May 09, 2008, 11:33:09 PM
Granted but it sucks you up and your trapped forever.

I wish I had a squirtle as a pet.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 10, 2008, 03:10:39 AM
Granted, but he Water Gun's on your face. :lol

I wish for a cookie.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 10, 2008, 08:40:46 AM
Granted, but it's poisonous.

I wish the creators of games went nuts with their ideas on the games.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on May 10, 2008, 03:14:39 PM
Granted, but there's so many bad games that the whole gaming industry goes nuts.

I wish for a time machine!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ingster on May 10, 2008, 04:34:35 PM
granted but your future self came and destroyed it

i wish this wish dident have any side effects
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on May 10, 2008, 05:11:43 PM
Granted...nothing happens.

I wish I could waterbend. (From Avatar the last airbender.)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on May 10, 2008, 06:04:46 PM
Wish Granted but all of your friends run away from you because they are afraid that you will blood bend them.

I wish I knew all of the answers to life.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 10, 2008, 06:06:44 PM
Granted, then nobody wants to talk to you, because you're nerdy. (Whoa! Now that's a low blow)

I wish for LOTSA SPAGHETTI!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on May 10, 2008, 06:47:29 PM
Granted, but that spaghetti becomes the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and you get trapped in the religion that worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I wish for pasta.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on May 11, 2008, 11:28:59 PM
Wish granted but because you weren't specific about what kind of pasta you wanted and how much, you don't get pasta! :lol:

I wish I was an LBT character, who is a pteranodon or some sort of flying creature.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on May 11, 2008, 11:32:38 PM
Granted but a sharptooth eats you.

I wish I was Indiana Jones.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ingster on May 12, 2008, 12:03:48 AM
granted, but you'll die in a middle of your mission

i wish i could do the roundhouse kick
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on May 12, 2008, 12:35:56 AM
Quote from: f-22 "raptor" ace,May 11 2008 on  07:32 PM
Granted but a sharptooth eats you.
 
Oooooo cold!!!! :angry:  :lol  :(
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on May 13, 2008, 04:20:02 PM
Quote from: ingster,May 11 2008 on  11:03 PM
granted, but you'll die in a middle of your mission

i wish i could do the roundhouse kick
Granted, but Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you to death shortly after.


I wish for a swimming pool filled with hot fudge!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on May 13, 2008, 05:32:24 PM
Granted, but the fudge is so hot that you will never be able to do anything with it.

I wish that the sun was the gravitational center of our solar system.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ingster on May 13, 2008, 06:45:31 PM
granted, but the sun dissappers, throwing earth off into space

i wish i knew what i wanted to wish for
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on May 13, 2008, 11:41:08 PM
Granted this reply is your wish! :DD :lol


I wish for  a lifetime supply of never ending pizzas!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on May 15, 2008, 06:27:13 PM
Granted, but you get crushed by the pizzas.

I wish for all of the Naruto manga volumes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 17, 2008, 12:49:25 PM
Granted, but they're horribly dubbed version that are SO terrible, nobody wants them.

I wish it wasn't so hot today.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on May 17, 2008, 03:12:53 PM
Granted, but you didn't wish how cold it should be, so you get frozen solid.

I wish for... that I could create massive energy shockwaves with my body!  :P:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on May 18, 2008, 12:56:26 AM
Wish granted, but since you are inexperienced with that sort of power you shock yourself to death :P:

I wish that I had friends that had the same views as I do.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ingster on May 18, 2008, 01:20:23 AM
granted, but you made a terrable mistake, causeing you and then battleing to the death

i wish everything was free
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on May 18, 2008, 05:20:20 AM
Granted, but you'll need to read A Clockwork Orange as a survival guide.

I wish my humble abode could clean itself.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on May 18, 2008, 01:51:46 PM
It does. You get to have an abode with artificially intelligent robotic maids. However, they become existentialists, and begin to think that you should be doing the work. They use their amazing strength to put you into submission and you have to spend the rest of your life cleaning your abode.

I wish I could have a computer that my parents can't touch and stay alive.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on May 19, 2008, 02:06:51 PM
Granted, but it can't tell the difference between its owner and strangers, and so even you can't use it.

I wish I could find a magical device that allowed me to transport into any cartoon. :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on May 19, 2008, 02:41:34 PM
It does, but in the process of you being transported you suddenly get caught in a freak wormhole and are sucked into a dimension where there is a room with a moose. You suffer for the rest of your life while trying to escape.

I wish for a black box.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ingster on May 19, 2008, 07:36:50 PM
granted, but its white and has a bomb inside

i wish i had aura (you'd be a pokefan to know what aura is >=D)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on May 19, 2008, 07:44:23 PM
You do have an aura. However, it is extremely dark and you can't see through it.

I wish for a white box.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ingster on May 20, 2008, 06:28:45 PM
granted, but you get a black box, with a burning fuse on it

i wish for some pie
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on May 20, 2008, 06:55:05 PM
You get pie. With a brick inside it speeding towards your head.

I wish for a gray box without explosives.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on May 31, 2008, 03:52:44 AM
Granted...you receive your grey box but the explosive have been replaced with a rabid animal that leaps out at you when you open it.

I wish my school grades were better than what they are
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on June 02, 2008, 02:56:43 PM
Granted. You now have better grades than they are. However, the grades are from your early years at school, and therefore don't affect your future at all.

I wish that there was a website for Naruto: The Abridged Series.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on June 16, 2008, 04:56:02 PM
There is, but it's written in 12th century Arabic, with no pictures.

I wish that someone would corrupt this wish.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on June 17, 2008, 12:59:49 AM
Your wish is my command!

I wish everyone in the world got along with everyone despite the differences one may have whether they are beliefs, race, LDs, class, etc.


Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on June 17, 2008, 01:40:23 AM
Granted but since everyone gets along, there can be no more fun war games like Halo, Call of Duty, Ace Combat, or any of the other videogaes that I like and therefore, we stop getting along.  

I really can't come up with a wish right now.  I wish I could come up with a wish.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on June 17, 2008, 01:29:10 PM
Whoops, that was it. No more wishes for you!

I wish I could get everything anyone in this forum has wished for.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on June 17, 2008, 01:45:07 PM
Granted, but every wish was corrupted.

I wish for the UPS truck with my package to be in front of my house within the next thirty minutes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on June 20, 2008, 09:53:17 PM
Granted...it's box full of unwashed gym socks. Don't forget to sign and print your name :P:

I wish money was no object
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on June 21, 2008, 01:19:57 AM
Granted. Everything you bought dissapears.

I wish Nintendo WFC would work better on Brawl.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on June 29, 2008, 07:12:07 AM
Granted...it works better for you which saps the bandwidth from everyone else you play so no one wants to Brawl with you online anymore

I wish I were a daredevil that could never crash out
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 02, 2008, 02:05:54 AM
Granted, but no one comes to your shows because they like seeing daredevils crash out.

I wish my newly bought RAM wasn't defective.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on July 02, 2008, 08:10:38 AM
Granted...your computer just becomes defective instead

I wish I could create something to benefit the world
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 03, 2008, 07:16:00 AM
Granted, it does benefit the world however it also destroys it later on.

I wish for a round chocolate cake with strawberries lined up around the circumference.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 03, 2008, 10:44:33 AM
Granted, but you have suddenly become deathly allergic to it and have to throw it out since you can't eat it.

I wish the LBT office wasn't closed and was back in productivity.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on July 16, 2008, 01:53:06 PM
Wish granted but since it is still in the hands of the original producers, the series will get worse and worse as time goes on. And it will get poorer and poorer ratings.

I wish the LBT characters (except the sharp teeth) could pop out of the tv and I can glomp them all! :^.^:


Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Stitch on July 16, 2008, 10:22:10 PM
Granted, but Cera gets weirded out and attacks you.

I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on July 17, 2008, 11:19:11 AM
Wish granted but you meet a dragon with a bad attitude, so you get burnt severely and you are eaten.

I wish I had great computer skills.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 19, 2008, 11:21:34 AM
You do, but you only have good computer skills with MS-DOS, and since that isn't around that much, your computer skills won't help you that much.

I wish that my second session was longer than 3 weeks.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on July 23, 2008, 06:54:43 PM
Wish granted but your session ends up to be harder than you expected so then you will wish it was shorter.

I wish I knew everyone on the GOF forum in real life.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on September 14, 2008, 11:39:08 PM
Hmm

no one answered that...I guess it was too creepy. :p Sorry about that.

I wish I didn't make that last wish
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on September 14, 2008, 11:48:11 PM
You didn't, but because of that, this topic died. The admins decided to close the topic, forever ending the Corrupt A Wish Game on GoF.

I wish that the game was revived.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on September 14, 2008, 11:57:58 PM
Wish granted but all of your wishes become corrupted! *maniacal laughter*

I wish Heath Ledger was still alive

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on September 15, 2008, 02:38:15 PM
Granted. However, he is alive as a bad actor. Apparently, if a good actor is revived, all his/her acting skills are drained. So now Heath Ledger is just more or less an ordinary guy.

I wish that all my schoolwork was done at the highest caliber.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 15, 2008, 03:04:40 PM
Granted but now your so smart you rip the fabric of space and time and destory the world.

I wish I could transform into any dinosaur.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on September 15, 2008, 04:06:05 PM
Granted but you stay as a dino and are captured by a zoo.

I wish I was president of the US.  :^.^:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on September 15, 2008, 08:43:26 PM
You take Abraham Lincoln's place just as he is about to be assasinated.

I wish I had Venom's powers.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on September 15, 2008, 08:50:54 PM
You do, but the powers are too amazing for you to control, and your brain explodes from them. Sorry, that's life.

I wish for a better computer.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on September 15, 2008, 10:15:28 PM
Wish granted but this computer was so darn expessive that you had to seel everything you had for it. Even your will. o.O

I wish I knew what to eat.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 15, 2008, 11:59:54 PM
Granted, but its gruel...hey it was your wish. :p

I wish I could freeze water!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on September 16, 2008, 12:04:08 AM
Wish granted but when ever you touch water, whether it's in a pool or water you're drinking, it always freezes!

I wish I was done my my LBT story already *sweat drop*
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 16, 2008, 10:11:12 AM
Granted, but now it's seventy chapters of one liners!

I wish I could pay off my student loans, and college tuition.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on September 16, 2008, 11:53:07 AM
Granted...but you now have no money for anything else (where does that sound familiar  :lol )

I wish I could write an Oscar Winning screenplay for a movie
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 16, 2008, 12:17:25 PM
Granted, but the company cuts you out of the final production and they change the story!

I wish for a lifetime of pizza
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on September 16, 2008, 04:46:16 PM
Granted, but it wasn't free. On top of that, you have student loans, rent, and bills to pay. You are forced into bankruptcy, and all you can do is sell these pizzas, which sadly have become moldy and disgusting.

I wish that I didn't have to do any English or History homework.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 16, 2008, 05:11:21 PM
Granted, but now that you've graduated high school, the only jobs available in the world are as a History or Engilsh professor.

I wish the Force was real.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on September 16, 2008, 05:18:56 PM
granted but you electrocute your self when static electricty combines with your force lightning.

I wish I had a Porshe.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 16, 2008, 05:28:43 PM
Granted, but your Porshe is invisible along with the keys! Good luck!

I wish I could make Cheesecake appear by snapping my fingers.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vaan360 on September 16, 2008, 05:30:31 PM
Granted, but you would¥t like the chessecake.

Wish I was rich.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on September 16, 2008, 05:34:22 PM
You are rich, but sadly, the income tax was too much for you. You couldn't stand having to pay such high values that you began tax evasion. You were caught, and forced to pay income tax along with your fines for tax evasion. This occurred every month until you ran out of money.

I wish I knew what I would do for my senior project.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on September 16, 2008, 05:36:41 PM
granted but you forget what you did when you have to present it.

I wish I was a worldclass pohtographer.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 16, 2008, 05:49:12 PM
Granted, but your cameras keep breaking when you push the shutter button.

 :slap Heh...sorry bout that!

I wish I knew what to wish for. HA!!!!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pteranofan on September 17, 2008, 04:55:01 PM
...And your wish is?
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on September 24, 2008, 12:03:56 AM
Wish granted but you wished for the world to end...boy that sucks...

I wish one of the most sociable beings around. (In RL and online)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on September 24, 2008, 12:04:52 AM
Congradulations! you just wished for a new car but it turns out to be a model of a new car!  :lol  :lol  :lol

I wish I was related to Darth Vader
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on September 24, 2008, 12:10:35 AM
Wish granted but Darth Vader is your father!  :o NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I wish I didn't have an addiction to the internet. :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on September 24, 2008, 11:37:46 AM
Granted....you are now addicted to acorns (best not ask where that popped up from  :D )

I wish I could befriend someone famous
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on September 25, 2008, 01:25:42 AM
Wish granted but that person is a famous person you loathe!  :lol: mwahahaha!!!

I wish I was always happy.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on September 25, 2008, 11:38:02 AM
Quote from: Rat_lady7,Sep 25 2008 on  12:25 AM
Wish granted but that person is a famous person you loathe! :lol: mwahahaha!!!

NOOOOOO!!! NOT RICKY GERVAIS!!! :blink:  <_<  *draws a gun and aims...AT HIM* :D

Granted, you now have a permanent smile pasted on your face and it is the only expression you can show. So even with you're upset and crying, people just think you're crying happy tears and don't need attention. Oh, an everyone thinks you're weird for smiling all the time :P:

I wish I had a library full of my favourite movies on DVD
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Shinji-Lee on September 25, 2008, 12:24:42 PM
granted, but you're blind and can't watch them. (a little hard)

i wish for the human to change and stopping to kill themselves and the other creatures of thins planet.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on September 25, 2008, 04:44:20 PM
Your wish is granted, but the animals became fed up with humans attacking them, so they began to attack the human race. Also, the Ents decide that they have sat watching humans kill their trees long enough, and they come and attack. They do what they did to Isengard to every major city in the world. Congratulations! THe human race has now been eradicated.

I wish that people would post good reviews (that means no spam, flames, or insults) to my fan-fictions.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on September 25, 2008, 05:40:09 PM
Granted but now no one reviews it.

I wish I had a C-47 painted in it WWII colors.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on October 06, 2008, 05:44:51 PM
It is, but WWII colors means camo, so your C-47 is practically invisible to you. You can't find it.

I wish for a violet colored mens t-shirt.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on October 06, 2008, 08:10:25 PM
Granted. It's the undershirt inside a life-sized Barney costume.

I wish there were no more taxes!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on October 06, 2008, 08:55:44 PM
The government collapses because it can't fund its own ventures. The world falls into anarchy, and the human race is wiped out by aliens that come from mars.

I wish Brisingr was a better book.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on October 07, 2008, 11:55:56 AM
Granted, but in order to make it a better book, they had to take out 99% of the pages.

I wish you could teleport annoying people to another dimension with the click of a button.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on October 07, 2008, 01:02:12 PM
Granted. But the world is so full of dumb anoying people that the other dimension collapses, the earth breaks in the process.

I wish for succesfully peforme 1080x2 tail grab on skis!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on October 08, 2008, 01:57:20 AM
You do it! It's the landings you can't stick, and to get so many spins, you had to jump off the top of a cliff.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on October 08, 2008, 10:22:49 AM
Here's your corrupt wish.

I wish I had a M4 sherman tank.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on October 08, 2008, 11:09:55 AM
Granted. There's a bomb planted inside.

I wish Chomper and his family and all the other characters were real
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on October 08, 2008, 02:48:38 PM
All the characters exist, but because you didn't specify what book/movie/fan-fiction/TV Show/any media these characters that you wanted came from, all the characters from every media came into existence. However, this caused the planet to become too overpopulated. The resources began to be consumed at a rate so high, the planet was sucked dry in half an hour to sustain all the living beings on the planet. Then an asteroid that was undiscovered by astronomers arrived. This asteroid was the size of Venus, and since the asteroid was so large, the entire planet was destroyed.

I wish that someone would give me something nice.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on October 08, 2008, 03:36:59 PM
Granted... *you get a slap*. That was nice...didn't say it would be nice for you :P:

I wish for a cushy desk job
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on October 08, 2008, 03:42:56 PM
Granted but you get no days off and you get yelled at by your boss all day.

I wish I had a job.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on October 08, 2008, 04:05:49 PM
Granted. The toilet is down the corridor.

I wish for the Power of Five books to be real, and I would be the leader!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on October 08, 2008, 04:15:23 PM
Granted...but the characters don't hail you as a leader for long and quickly look to overthrow you

I wish I was the world's greatest martial arts master
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on October 08, 2008, 04:39:41 PM
Granted! Your power consumes you, and when you try to break a mountain you succed! To bad you didn't wore a helmet!

I wish for MacGyver skills!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on November 16, 2008, 03:11:04 AM
Wish granted but nothing happens. :p

I wish for a Leopard program for my mac.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on November 16, 2008, 06:47:35 AM
Granted, but your Mac crashes and you have to buy a new one

I wish I had a 100 ha hunting ground
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on November 16, 2008, 04:04:50 PM
Granted, if by "100 ha" you mean a golf green-sized hunting ground with 100 spectators laughing at how bad you are.

I wish that this was the first wish on this entire thread.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on November 16, 2008, 05:16:24 PM
It is, but however, this means that the old post is deleted. This deletion of the original first post causes a collapse of this thread, which has become massive enough to turn into a forum black hole from thread collapse. The ENTIRE GoF is sucked into this forum black hole, and therefore, this forum doesn't exist. Great job! The GoF doesn't exist anymore!

I wish I didn't have such a huge workload my junior year.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on November 17, 2008, 01:16:44 AM
Granted. You're expelled.

I wish the Smallville Season 8 didn't suck.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on November 17, 2008, 03:13:53 AM
Granted, but the actors died during the making


I wish were in the Outback of Australia
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on November 17, 2008, 04:17:35 AM
Poof! You're in the middle of the Simpson Desert (where temperatures can get up to 50 degrees Celsius) wearing a full body Arctic suit and no water.

I wish.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on November 26, 2008, 04:15:00 AM
Granted. Keep wishing.

I wish for skiing season all year around!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on November 26, 2008, 04:17:31 AM
Granted. That's all you can do. Then you die doing what you love, all the time...

I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, annnnnnnnnnnnd did I make my wish yet?
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on November 26, 2008, 04:21:56 AM
And wish you do. What do you want?  :lol

I wish for... sunny weather.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on November 26, 2008, 04:24:07 AM
Wish granted. You can't ski ever again! >:D
And we now we will have proof that global warming exists.

I wish for a strawberry!


Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on November 26, 2008, 05:24:56 AM
Granted, but it's poisen so you can't eat it.


I wish.... I was finished with my education now
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on November 30, 2008, 08:29:19 PM
Granted. You're expelled.

I wish all 13 LBT's could be merged into one 13-hour movie.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on November 30, 2008, 08:36:27 PM
Wish granted. It becomes an epic win and an epic fail.

I wish I had a pet rat.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on November 30, 2008, 08:38:09 PM
You get the white-eyed guy from Watership down. Lucky you!

I wish for three more wishes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on November 30, 2008, 08:39:10 PM
Wishes granted.

I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on November 30, 2008, 08:40:50 PM
The first five cancel out the last five. You get nothing!

I wish I was William Shakespeare.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on November 30, 2008, 08:45:34 PM
Granted. You are underappriciated for future generations, and it was simply because of how you worded your plays! :slap Also, it's old english. The english language it's self is already hard to get!

I wish
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on November 30, 2008, 11:46:59 PM
that Santa Claus was real? Okay, sure. However, one day, he goes crazy. and he bombs his workshop (you'll only find pieces of Cupid and Comet), holds the elves hostage, makes Rudolph into reindeer sausage, gets Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger, slices up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger, and takes a flamethrower and barbeques Blitzen (tastes just like chicken).

I wis (insert wish here).
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on December 01, 2008, 02:04:21 AM
Dinosaurs existed?? Granted, but... they kill man, and women inheritage the earth.

I wish I was a big music composer
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on December 01, 2008, 07:42:29 AM
Wish granted. But where the listeners?

I wish for... James Bond's sunglasses!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTFan13 on December 01, 2008, 08:03:18 AM
Granted. They cost about two bucks and were found at Toys R Us. Now you have your own pair of toy sunglasses that look like James Bond's!

I wish for happiness and wealth
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on December 01, 2008, 08:35:49 AM
Granted, you're now wealth and "happy". But you live with the knowledge that you corrupted my Bond glasses wish. It will haunt you forever.  :lol

I wish for a coke.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on December 01, 2008, 04:29:45 PM
Okay, however, you didn't specify which kind of coke. You get some crack cocaine instead and are arrested by the police on charges of being a drug-lord.

I wish I didn't have to read "The Canterbury Tales" and had something more interesting to read.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on December 02, 2008, 12:17:07 AM
The Pentagon Papers! They brought down Nixon, but they're over 4,000 pages of legal manuscripts and Congressional memos. Have fun with that.

I wish everything will be okay.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on December 02, 2008, 02:34:39 AM
Granted, but it was all an illusion.

I wish Don Bluth would make another LBT movie
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on December 03, 2008, 09:06:22 PM
He agrees, but when he sees what the 12 sequels have done to his orignal story, he goes insane.

I wish I win.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTFan13 on December 04, 2008, 12:29:47 AM
Granted! You win........................................................absolutely nothing :nyah

I wish Heath Ledger didn't die :(

I know I butchered his name but oh well
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on December 04, 2008, 02:07:07 AM
(Lol, I made a wish like this once in this game. :P:)
Wish granted but when he tries to play other characters in other films, he ends up doing a bad job and he's hardly remembered then a mere mediocore, psycho actor.

I wish for a bubble gum flavored jelly bean!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on December 04, 2008, 05:09:36 PM
Granted. But the bean got mixed up with a whole box of "Berhty Bots every flavour beans". Choose wisely.  :lol:

I wish for a dollar.


Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on December 04, 2008, 05:50:20 PM
Granted. It's a sand dollar!

I wish for a gold fish
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on December 04, 2008, 05:53:13 PM
Quote from: Rat_lady7,Dec 4 2008 on  04:50 PM
Granted. It's a sand dollar!

I wish for a gold fish
N... NOOOOO!   :o

Granted. Your cat devores it though.

I wish for.... for.... for.... for... a ford.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on December 04, 2008, 07:30:22 PM
Granted but a hot pink Ford mustang is deleivered to you.

I wish for I had an Iowa class battleship.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTFan13 on December 05, 2008, 12:04:32 AM
Granted. Get ready to open your new game! Battleship Iowa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I wish envinronmental science was a joke class instead of a pain in the neck
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on December 05, 2008, 03:54:10 AM
Quote from: f-22 "raptor" ace,Dec 4 2008 on  06:30 PM
Granted but a hot pink Ford mustang is deleivered to you.

I wish for I had an Iowa class battleship.
Doesn't sound corrupted to me!  :wow

Granted, now it's joke but you still have to pay attention in class. A waste of time, tough luck.

I wish for a closet.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: NeptuneNavigator2001 on December 05, 2008, 04:13:44 AM
Quote from: Lillefot,Dec 5 2008 on  12:54 AM
Quote from: f-22 "raptor" ace,Dec 4 2008 on  06:30 PM
Granted but a hot pink Ford mustang is deleivered to you.

I wish for I had an Iowa class battleship.
Doesn't sound corrupted to me!  :wow

Granted, now it's joke but you still have to pay attention in class. A waste of time, tough luck.

I wish for a closet.
Wish granted, but you have to stay there for the rest of your life and live off of a diet of Habanero and Scotch Bonnet peppers! :lol

I wish for a new, beefy, quad-core computer. :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on December 05, 2008, 04:17:35 AM
:lol  :lol:

Granted, it's so fast you can't see what you're doing. Desperate, you crash it yourself and goes back to a calculator.

I wish for CAE
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTFan13 on December 05, 2008, 04:51:05 PM
Granted! You received a book entitled Cats Are Evil, or CAE :lol:  :D  :lol:  :D  :lol:  :D  :lol:  :D  :lol:  :D  :lol:

I wish I was a dinosaur :lol:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on December 05, 2008, 04:59:06 PM
Granted but since you didn't specifi what type of dinosaur you want to be you become a plant eater and get eaten by a sharptooth.

I wish I had a lamburgini Gallandro.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on December 05, 2008, 05:06:56 PM
Granted, here's your Italiano speciale paaasstaaaa!  :D

I wish it was January!  :D
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on December 05, 2008, 07:37:40 PM
Granted, but you have to live that exact same January over and over again for the rest of your life.

I wish my cousin wasn't so annoying.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTFan13 on December 05, 2008, 11:23:21 PM
Granted! Your cousin is no longer annoying; however, now everybody else in your family is annoying :D

I wish I could score a part as a hero in the next Resident Evil movie  :unsure:

if there ever will be one...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on December 06, 2008, 12:02:06 PM
Your wish is granted. Suddenly the Zombie actors become REAl and you and the rest of the team has to run for real.

Now, I wish for something good.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTFan13 on December 06, 2008, 01:58:57 PM
Granted! Since you didn't specify , as in good for whom, you get a nice piece of meatloaf from my mother's cooking. Hey, I think it's good, but I don't know what your opinion is :D  :lol

Now, I wish for something bad :huh:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on December 06, 2008, 02:59:08 PM
Quote from: LBTFan13,Dec 6 2008 on  12:58 PM
Granted! Since you didn't specify , as in good for whom, you get a nice piece of meatloaf from my mother's cooking. Hey, I think it's good, but I don't know what your opinion is :D  :lol

Now, I wish for something bad :huh:
Atleast not corrupted! I'm sure it's good  :)

Granted, Michael Jacksson rings on your doorbell and starts singing "Bad"  :lol

I wish for  ski store!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on December 06, 2008, 03:01:33 PM
A ski store falls out of the sky and crushes you.

I wish I had a welling-paying job.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on December 06, 2008, 04:06:14 PM
Quote from: Drake,Dec 6 2008 on  02:01 PM
A ski store falls out of the sky and crushes you.

I wish I had a welling-paying job.
I thought so!  :lol:

Granted, rich people get robbed. So does you.

I wish for world domination!!!  :wow
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on December 06, 2008, 06:31:05 PM
You recieve it and then are overthrown the next day by a coup and imprisoned for life.

I wish I didn't post so much in this topic.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on December 07, 2008, 07:47:11 AM
Granted. but a virus threatens to destroy all your data, if you don't post

I wish I could play the violin
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTFan13 on December 07, 2008, 10:51:22 AM
You can play, but the only songs you know are Womanizer and 7 Things :lol

I wish for an endless supply of Sunny D
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StarfallRaptor on December 07, 2008, 11:29:46 AM
But that'd be all you'd have to drink for the rest of your life...

I wish I had wings.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on December 07, 2008, 11:53:17 AM
Granted, you get a pair of wings made of vax, flies to close to the sun and suffers the same fate as Icarus.

I wish for a big air jump!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on December 07, 2008, 03:52:37 PM
Granted you jump into space and die from lack of oxgyen

I wish I had a pet T-rex.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on December 07, 2008, 04:28:05 PM
Granted.... but it eats you, when you forget to feed it.


I wish I could make a prehistoric park
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on December 07, 2008, 04:33:14 PM
It's called Jurassic Park! Good luck surviving!

I wish we could find the lost Shakespeare play Cardenio.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on December 07, 2008, 04:49:53 PM
granted, but some bloke burned it

I wish for a perfect world
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on December 07, 2008, 06:57:38 PM
A planet free of hunger, pollution, etc. etc. appears in the sky, but throughs off Earth's orbit and sends it flying into the sun.

I wish for meat loaf.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on December 07, 2008, 11:28:51 PM
Okay. You get some. In the face. Delivered by Chuck Norris. Did I mention that the meat loaf was made from your stomach?

I wish for ... you decide. Go on. Entertain me.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on December 08, 2008, 02:03:00 AM
You wish for a Ferreri, but some bloke at the military accidently dropped at bomb, and blew up your car.


I wish for...... I wish for..... HEY my breakfast is ready!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on December 08, 2008, 02:09:54 AM
Your breakfast is born to a black crisp. Enjoy!

I wish for something cool.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on December 08, 2008, 02:41:26 AM
fair enough, here... catch (throws a refrigerator at you, and your body is crushed under its weigt)

I wish for a short schoolday
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on December 08, 2008, 02:48:11 AM
Granted. They give you loads of homework for the day and to top that off, you have a lot of chores to do at home, and other uber stuff due to the holidays.

I wish I wasn't to mad...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on December 08, 2008, 05:12:13 PM
Granted, after mad comes insane!  

I wish, badly, for summer 2009 Fishing trip in Norway!!!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on December 08, 2008, 05:17:50 PM
Granted, but it rains the whole time you are there.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on December 08, 2008, 05:47:09 PM
Quote from: Drake,Dec 8 2008 on  04:17 PM
Granted, but it rains the whole time you are there.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.
Granted, you'll have to write on fragile papyrus life out!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Muahahaha! Fishing is the best when it rains and I never bang fishing because of bad weather! My wish made it trough!  :wow

To celebrate, I wish for a cake!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on December 08, 2008, 07:12:13 PM
Granted...here's you cake laced with nitroglycerin and a TNT stick candle!

I wish all video games would be released multi platform at the same time (No really...I do! I'm not kidding! LOL  :lol )
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on December 08, 2008, 09:33:14 PM
Granted but they all suck!

I wish I had the prop used for U96 in Das Boot.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on December 09, 2008, 02:32:45 AM
Granted, but it falls to the bottom of the ocean

I wish I could have a underwater house near Great Barrier Reef
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on December 10, 2008, 04:32:58 AM
Granted but the under water house ends up having very cheap material, so you die drowning in the water.

I wish I had bubble gum in a dish, so I can wish how many pieces I wish.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on January 16, 2009, 02:09:47 PM
Granted, here's a stick of Wriggley's on a saucer...chomp on it and like it!  :p

I wish for a brand new artist's kit
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Friendly Sharptooth on January 17, 2009, 11:44:31 AM
Quote
I wish for a brand new artist's kit

(Arriving with the power to grant any request in a very literal way)
An artist's kit you say? Your wish is hereby granted, as I live to serve. However, you did not wish for a case for your artist's kit. According to wiktionary.org, a kit, such as ones that artists have, is simply:
Quote
A set of parts, tools, clothing or other equipment, collected for some specific purpose
I am truly sorry, but I must obey your wish without adding any of my assumed interpretations of it. Therefore, you shall have only what you asked for. Too bad for you though. Without a case, when I made the artist's kit appear out of thin air, most everything fell to ground and either broke or spilled out. You still have that eraser though, so this wasn't a total loss. Later Master!

(Returning as a normal, non wish granting person)
I wish that I could transform into a celestial dragon at will, which uses divine attacks to subdue evil foes and excells at healing powers. Later!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on January 17, 2009, 01:05:28 PM
Granted, but scientists find a way to capture you and do some testing with their new discovery. :x\\

I wish for a catfish.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Raptor on January 17, 2009, 01:12:58 PM
The catfish is 11111100000000000 tons, and crushes your house.

I wish I had the disembodied, floating head of Colonel Sanders as my sidekick as I went on epic adventures.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 17, 2009, 01:15:54 PM
Granted.  He hates what KFC has become and ends the franchise of restaurants.

I wish there was an LBT movie where the sharpteeth were the good guys and the flatteeth were the bad guys.  (Really!)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Raptor on January 17, 2009, 01:22:30 PM
Granted. It is 20 minutes long, is full of spaceships, and at the end, everyone spontaneuosly combusts.

I wish that there was a really, really big cherry-red squid named George who had teleportation powers.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 17, 2009, 01:26:48 PM
Granted, he teleports right above you, and crushes you.

I wish  Topsy wasn't such a big jerk.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Raptor on January 17, 2009, 01:38:35 PM
He isn't. Infact, he's a such a pansy, he's a afraid to eat leaves. He becomes extremely emaciated, and passes out.

I wish that all of the sequals were remade by Don Bluth.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 17, 2009, 03:37:06 PM
Granted!  However, they are all now clones of the original, but much, much worse!

I wish I had more candy.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 17, 2009, 03:41:10 PM
Granted.  Can you say, "Diabetes?"

I wish something interesting would happen today
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on January 17, 2009, 06:48:19 PM
Granted a Piano just crushed your car!

I wish I had my own Air Force.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on January 20, 2009, 08:25:25 AM
Granted! Here's a pinwheel...go ahead and blow on it :DD

I wish I could go on safari
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 20, 2009, 08:48:38 AM
Granted.  You fall out of the car near some hungry lions.

I wish there'd be more fanfics with Chomper as the protagonist, not the antagonis.  (And he doesn't die in them, either!)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on January 20, 2009, 08:54:08 AM
granted but it's in a coded language that no one can understand

I wish for peace on earth (this oughta be good...)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 20, 2009, 08:56:23 AM
Granted.  You then wake up and realize this is impossible even for magic to grant.

I wish I could expand my taste in food, I'm a picky eater
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on January 20, 2009, 08:59:45 AM
^-- No go huh? Oh well. Interesting point (just to deviate a little), there is an episode of the X-files where Mulder finds a "genie" and wishes for the same thing. The wish was granted by removing every single human being from the planet! Creepy thought eh?

Anyway...back to business...

Granted...but now you can never decide what to eat and go hungry

I wish for a pen that never runs out of ink
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 20, 2009, 09:01:08 AM
Granted, you break it and the ink leaks out.

I wish I could laugh more in life
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on January 20, 2009, 09:04:04 AM
Granted, here's your lifetime supply of Laughing Gas...whoops! Broke the handle I see...happy chuckling!

I wish for more dino smileys  :DD
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 20, 2009, 09:10:25 AM
Granted, they are hungry smiles, looking towards you.  (This would be awesome, though!   :DD )


I wish I had a more comfortable bed.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: landbeforetimelover on January 20, 2009, 09:12:26 AM
EDIT:  Beat me to it. :p

Granted, but it's so comfortable everyone else and their brother wants to sleep on it.  They refuse to get off so you never even get a chance to experience its wonderful comfort.

I wish for a balloon.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on January 20, 2009, 10:58:46 AM
Granted, but it's filled with helium and blows away.

I wish for Nutella!!! (delicious peanut/chocolate butter)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on January 20, 2009, 11:38:46 AM
Here's your fifty year old nutella.

I wish Kamen Rider Kiva would have another movie released.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on January 21, 2009, 08:00:08 AM
Granted...now announcing Kamen Rider Kiva meets the Care Bears rated SC for sickeningly cutesy

I wish I could meet a real superhero
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 21, 2009, 08:45:23 AM
Granted.  Somehow, you are his kryptonite.

I wish the LBT dinosaurs all were real and existed in the world today.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on January 21, 2009, 01:14:04 PM
Granted but they are quickly seized and taken away for examination and experimentation

I wish for a good remake of an old cartoon series
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 21, 2009, 02:14:20 PM
Granted!  However, it is of the worst one ever made and nobody wants to watch it anyways.  Which made it go down in as the remake that was never seen.

I wish I could get started on my eBook already! (No, I really do!)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on January 24, 2009, 12:34:06 PM
granted, but as soon as you get started your computer spontainiously combusts,

I wish i was taller.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 24, 2009, 01:11:07 PM
Granted, you get so tall your head reaches outer space and you lose air.

I  wish I could try a bowl of threehorn soup with chomper and his folks.  (Just wanted to say something random   :DD .)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on January 24, 2009, 02:30:42 PM
granted, but then you get sick with food poisoning

I wish i was a velociraptor ( this should be good )
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on January 24, 2009, 07:42:31 PM
Granted, but you're the smallest velicoraptor to ever live being only one inch tall.

I wish my cats weren't so fat.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on January 24, 2009, 07:46:48 PM
granted, but now when you go outside the wind carries them off.

I wish i was indiana jones
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 26, 2009, 11:12:55 PM
Granted, you're the Indiana Jones Who appears in Disaster Movie.  (That. Movie. Sucked!)

I wish Chomper and the sharptooth-version of the gang from SV could be my friends
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on January 27, 2009, 09:50:22 AM
Granted, but unfortunately you're a longneck and Sharptooth Valley is currently in the middle of a faminine. I think you can do the math.  :p

I wish for a motorcycle.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 27, 2009, 12:44:44 PM
Granted, it's out of gas.

I wish I could transform into a sharptooth and back whenever I wanted too
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on January 28, 2009, 02:25:11 AM
Granted. Unfortunately it only works once..
 I wished they would finally give Scooby Doo a girlfriend. Scooby Dee doesn't cut it.. :)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on January 28, 2009, 02:37:16 AM
Granted. But the gang stops solving mysteries.

I wish I could pay off my college debt right now!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Kit12 on January 28, 2009, 02:40:36 AM
Granted but a house debt hits you instead

I wish I could have chocolate right now
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 28, 2009, 08:31:04 AM
Granted.  It's chocolate laxatives.

I wish I could get more sleep.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on January 28, 2009, 02:21:56 PM
Okay, but you have to sleep with the fishes. Or sleep with Jimmy Hoffa. Your choice.

I wish people on this forum would call me by my real name (Austin the nerd is okay).
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Friendly Sharptooth on January 28, 2009, 08:09:58 PM
Quote
I wish people on this forum would call me by my real name (Austin the nerd is okay).
(Arriving once again with the power to grant any request in a very literal way)
Your wish is hereby granted! From now on, everyone will call you just what you asked for. But I must say, I just find your request a little- odd. Why would you want everyone to call you "Austin The Nerd Is Okay"? I think that's a little long and might inconvinience people to say five words whenever they greet you, but my job is to grant wishes, not to analyze them, so I hope this works out for you, Master Austin The Nerd Is Okay!

(Returning as a normal, non wish granting person)
I wish that I was friends with a female water dragon. We can talk about each other's kinds, things we're feeling, or just about anything since that's what good friends do. Maybe she can help me with my fear of water and give me rides on her back as we soar along the water's surface, since most water dragons I know about cannot take to the skies. Maybe she could even use her healing power and make my left work. We can visit each other everyday, and just lie under the sun, enjoying each other's company. Since most dragons can't reach certain parts of their body, I can bring a brush with me sometimes to clean her hard to reach scales so her whole body would glisten and gleam when the sun hits her shiny blue scales just right. I would get her to try chocolate, although I'm not sure if she would like it since most dragons only eat only natural foods that haven't been tampered with by mankind. I'd love to lie back, with my head against her warm underbelly and listen to her stories. Things like what she's seen in her life, any battles she's been through, any other aquaintances she may have, like a boyfriend dragon that I'd love to meet, or even just about her family, or what her family was like if she was all that was left of it. I would be the human friend to a dragon that is very rare, since most dragons are despised, but mostly because they are so misunderstood. If I knew a water dragon like this, I would do eveything I could to let others see why she should be loved, and not feared. Since lack of knowledge causes so much of their distrust for dragons, if I familiarize others with her, then maybe, just maybe, I can give something back to my dragon friend: a place where she can truly be herself without worry, because those around her can see who she really is, and not the monster they once thought. Later!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 28, 2009, 10:52:11 PM
Granted.  I cannot think of a corruption actually LOL

I wish I could think of a corruption for TFS's previous wish.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on January 28, 2009, 10:55:42 PM
Granted, you are turned into a female water dragon.

I wish for a giant robot.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 28, 2009, 11:06:24 PM
Granted. A giant, killer robot.

I wish I could see Saw VI.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Kit12 on January 28, 2009, 11:32:31 PM
Granted, but the movie becomes real!

I wish only the plant eating dinosuars were brought back and wandering my neighborhood (yeah, I know, that's an easy corruption  :DD )
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 28, 2009, 11:36:11 PM
Granted.  They step on all the houses.

I wish meat eating dinosaurs were brought back and they would scare the heck out of whoever was bugging me
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on January 29, 2009, 01:19:46 AM
Granted but they eat everyone that is bugging you and the US military comes and shoots them and then imprisions you for wishing them back.

I wish i had my own private airforce of F-22s.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on January 29, 2009, 01:23:48 AM
Granted, but unfortunately you lack fuel for them and the airforce is going to be wanting their stolen planes back...

I wish for a pet rock.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on January 29, 2009, 01:30:11 AM
Granted but it gets thrown through a nearby window.
I wish for $10 million dollars.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on January 29, 2009, 01:37:34 AM
You are instantaniously teleported into the vault of a bank containing ten million dollars.

I wish for a Kamen Rider belt, one with access to multiple forms and the potential to acess stronger forms.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on January 29, 2009, 01:38:48 PM
Okay, but you must sacrifice your soul to obtain such an item.

I wish for a way out of writing my history essay.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on January 29, 2009, 01:45:51 PM
Granted. But now you've fuzzed with the timeline. The sacred beast, the Dahaka, is after you now!

I wish to improve my drawing. :)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTFan13 on January 29, 2009, 11:12:07 PM
Granted! You are an expert drawer, but you are terrible at just about everything else in life :wow  :p

I wish someone could corrupt my wish :rolleyes:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Kit12 on January 29, 2009, 11:27:51 PM
Granted...um...I can do this ...it...gee you threw a curve in...but...

No one corrupts the wish because that is how you would corrupt a wish for a wish to be corrupted...wait but by typing this didn't I just corrupted the...

Ok, Granted

[silence]

:D

Now then, I wish for my brain to heal after doing that  :DD
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on January 30, 2009, 12:13:42 AM
It does, however, a side effect of your brain healing is the development of a malignant brain tumor. Congratulations! You have less than a year left to live.

I wish I understood Japanese.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Friendly Sharptooth on January 30, 2009, 05:24:15 AM
Quote
I wish I understood Japanese.
(Arriving once again with the power to grant any request in a very literal way)
Your wish is already so Master Austin the Nerd Is Okay! I didn't have to do anything since you can understand Japanese just fine. Their expressions, body language, gestures- you have no limit to how you can understand them, so you must have just made this wish of yours by accident. Out of curiosity though, why didn't you wish to understand the Japanese language? Oh well. My job is to grant wishes, not think of a better version of them, so I hope this works out for you Master Austin The Nerd Is Okay!

(Returning as a normal, non wish granting person)
I wish that brekclub85 would be a boy water dragon instead of a girl one since he was turned into one here by a previous corrupted wish. That would just be less awkard for him. Dragons are great since they can be extremely nice and friendly among other things, but even though he'd still have the mind of a human, it wouldn't matter since he's really nice and friendly anyway. I've just always wondered what it would be like to do things with a dragon, even if it thought like a human. Besides, brekclub85 is a great choice for this because I know him well enough to be able to recognize him by his personality, even if he was changed into a dragon or any other creature. Later!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 30, 2009, 08:33:57 AM
Granted.  Brekclub85 is seriously freaked out now.

I wish flatteeth would be much nicer to sharpteeth.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on January 30, 2009, 09:46:30 AM
Granted. They become united, evolve, develop, and manage to survive the cathastrophe at the end of the Cretaceous. Now we humans doesn't exist! What have you done!?  :lol:

I wish for making a drawing tutorial and put here! :)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 30, 2009, 11:37:57 AM
(No humans, is that really a bad thing? LOL)

Granted......

(I tried to post it, but a glitch prevented it from showing.)

I wish I could have a Chomper plush doll
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Kit12 on January 30, 2009, 11:43:04 AM
Granted but it comes to life and talks endlessly driving you insane

I wish I got to babysit Littlefoot and the others
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 30, 2009, 11:49:36 AM
Granted.  This was when they were really young and you have to vhange them, too.   :DD

I wish dinosaurs ruled the earth instead of humans.  (I really wonder what this would be like, I think it's an interesting idea for a story.)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on January 30, 2009, 12:20:18 PM
Granted, humans are now slave labor and food for the mighty dinosuars that rule the earth with an iron claw.  :slap

I wish dragons ruled the earth instead of dinosaurs.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on January 30, 2009, 12:57:18 PM
Granted, now humanity really DOESN'T have a chance survival, therefore do not evolve and no longer becomes the dominant species of the Earth

I wish for a source of limitless power that only I can manipulate
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on January 30, 2009, 01:24:16 PM
Granted, but evertime you use the powre it causes massive worldwide disasters which will eventually rip the planet apart.

I wish for a transmogrifier gun.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on January 30, 2009, 01:48:06 PM
Okay, but it only shoots people you don't want it to shoot. Your life becomes really lonely.

I wish that I could transform into a dragon at anytime. And that I could turn back into a human.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Kit12 on January 31, 2009, 01:36:16 AM
Granted but you hiccup and morph in your favorite car and now...your favorite car doesn't exist anymore

I wish everyone would leave the natural order of the world alone in their wishes  :DD (not really, it's fun to read, but corrupt that! Hehe


Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on January 31, 2009, 02:55:15 AM
Brek, LFS was simply trying to compliment you.. I am certain he did not intend to "freak" you out. I think what happened here was simply that TFS's intent- to pay you a compliment- was lost in posting.  It happens from time to time.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 31, 2009, 09:44:16 AM
(It's ok, we got it settled, don't worry.)

Granted, but than the wishes made have boring corruptions.

I wish i could visit the Mysterious Beyond and all the sharpteeth wouldn't try to eat me.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on January 31, 2009, 09:49:44 AM
Granted! Welcome to the Mysterious Beyond! Lava pools, Volcanoes, sinking sands, Meterors, poisoned water and dreadful weather! But atleast the Sharpteeth leave you alone. Enjoy your holiday!

I wish for a kitchen in my cottage.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on January 31, 2009, 09:55:38 AM
Granted.  An accident involving the oven sets the kitchen ablaze.

I wish I was a better bowler.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Kit12 on January 31, 2009, 11:22:42 AM
Granted, but now you can't remember all the important school stuff like 2+2...oh well I guess the bowling fame and trophy are enough, right  :DD

I wish I didn't have to work today  :lol
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 31, 2009, 01:48:07 PM
Donald Trump: Granted!  You're fired!

And as a result you never get hired again, can't pay off bills and end up being homeless and starving for the rest of your life.

I wish YouTube would just STOP blocking my videos. (No seriously, I do!)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on January 31, 2009, 02:07:10 PM
Granted. Now that they are on your account for days, so many of the people that view them are either spammers or flamers.

I wish a certain friend of mine would reply to me soon.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on January 31, 2009, 02:25:18 PM
Granted. The reply is corrupted... It's not what you'd expected.

I wish that I could gather more inspiration and scenes so that I finaly could start writing on a fanfiction that I've planned for a long time...


Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on February 01, 2009, 06:29:14 AM
Granted...your inspiration comes from watching garden snails and so your fanfic involves 2 prehistoric snails which a sharptooth steps on in the opening scene. Congrats, the world's first 3 liner fanfic :lol Oh, and the readers don't read it  :p

I wish I could make James Bond styled gadgets that worked
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: DarkWolf91 on February 01, 2009, 10:44:57 AM
Granted. Unfortunately your enemies steal the technology and use it against you  :p

I wish I could go on a safari.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on February 01, 2009, 11:35:28 AM
Granted.  You get eaten by hungry lions though.

I wish I could decide what to draw next.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on February 05, 2009, 02:30:55 AM
Granted. The drawing turned out to be your worst fear and you scared yourself so much that you never wanted to draw again. :p

I wish I had a dish with a fish in it.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on February 05, 2009, 07:42:08 PM
Granted, here's your dish complete with a live great white shark.

I wish I didn't have this sore throat.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on February 05, 2009, 07:44:31 PM
Granted, but now you cannot talk
 I wish I had two working eyes..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on February 05, 2009, 07:56:37 PM
Granted.  They work independent from your body.

I wish I could expand my tastes in food.  (I'm a picky eater.)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Kit12 on February 05, 2009, 10:14:33 PM
Granted you can now eat everything from food to upholstery and furniture and you eat your comptuur thus making the use of this site impossible and making you depressed...have fun with your new taste buds.

I wish I could have a real genie with three wishes  :lol
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on February 05, 2009, 10:18:58 PM
Granted, here's Jafar from the popular Alladin movies to grant you your three wishes.

I wish for a keyblade.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on February 07, 2009, 05:25:44 PM
granted but as soon as you get it sora takes it back.

I wish i was the Joker
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: babidikrakenguard on February 07, 2009, 10:42:38 PM
Wish granted, unfortunately you end up being cought by batman and was sent to arkham.

I wish Ozzy and Strut were in more movies.

Btw, Awesome avi, chomper :)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Kit12 on February 08, 2009, 12:35:34 AM
Granted, they make a movie about nothing but the most boring activities of only Ozzy and Strutt's life for XIV. Have fun watching them sleep for the realistic eight-twelve hours of the night as well as consume both eggs and plants accordingly and then go to sleep again!

I wish my dog could talk
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on February 08, 2009, 01:35:19 AM
Now your dog won't be quiet! :p

I wish I was listening to an epic rap song but with GOOD lyrics.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on February 23, 2009, 02:18:48 PM
Granted its only played once
 I wish an animated film could win best picture..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Kit12 on February 23, 2009, 11:01:40 PM
Granted, it keeps winning so much they have to ban whatever movie won from being shown so it won't be nominated.

I wish I could actually fly :DD
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on February 23, 2009, 11:07:18 PM
Granted. You fly right into a jet turbine.

I wish Chomper was real.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on February 23, 2009, 11:19:47 PM
Granted, he goes on a eattinf rampage, hundreds of people and pets are eaten..
 I wish I had the ability to drive..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on February 23, 2009, 11:20:29 PM
Granted. You recieve the ability to drive others insane.

I wish the weather was nicer
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on February 24, 2009, 07:50:18 AM
Granted...it becomes nicer...for fish and ducks!

I wish I had a mansion to live in
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on February 24, 2009, 08:40:06 AM
Granted. It's a haunted mansion.

I wish they'd make more LBT movies and episodes and that they'd be as good as what we have already.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Kit12 on February 24, 2009, 12:15:34 PM
How am I suppose to corrupt that?! :DD

Oh well, here goes

Granted, but every other TV show on the air stinks worse now.

I wish life was like a box of chocolates :D
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 25, 2009, 07:25:02 PM
Granted!  Oh look, your life looks so delicious. *eats it*

I wish the worst movie in history never actually existed.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Myrkin on March 25, 2009, 07:33:49 PM
Okey, but even worse movie is on the way.

Now I will wish myself something bad so if someone will corrupt it, it will turn good.

I wish this forum stop existing. :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on March 25, 2009, 08:55:06 PM
ok, its replaced by a Barney forum
 I wish  Disney didn't make sequels to all its good movies..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on March 26, 2009, 06:39:08 AM
Granted, now Disney biggest income is now quelled and they go out of business. A worldwide empire destroyed! Thanks, now I'll never get to see Snow White and the Seven Dwarves 2! :smile

I wish computers never crashed out
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 26, 2009, 01:48:17 PM
Granted, but they still get all of the other problems of slowdown, unworkable programs and such, getting so infected that no software can get rid of them.  They even make us unable to reformat, thus making us have the worst computers imaginable.

Thanks a lot.  I think it was better off crashing.

I wish to have a trillion dollars.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on March 26, 2009, 02:13:28 PM
Granted, but now I wish to have your trillion dollars instead.  :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on March 26, 2009, 02:46:12 PM
Granted, your tax rate is 90%. which means you have to give 900 billion to Uncle Sam.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on March 26, 2009, 03:00:03 PM
You forgot to include a wish for us to corrupt.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on March 26, 2009, 03:00:55 PM
I wish I had two good eyes..(sorry)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on March 26, 2009, 04:50:20 PM
Granted. Now you can SEE the cars coming towards you as you walk over the street.

I wish for spring to blossom!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on March 26, 2009, 05:01:09 PM
Granted, it does and a swarm of bees invasde your home
I wish I could get a sundae..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on March 26, 2009, 09:14:56 PM
Here's your sundae but there's no chocolate sauce or whipped cream.

I wish I had the USS Enterprise (The one in the origional ST series)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on March 27, 2009, 01:11:08 AM
Granted now, you get chased by the Borg wherever you go..
I wish I had a pumpkin pie in front of me..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on April 05, 2009, 11:28:22 AM
thought i might bring this back

granted, but right before you eat it your dog jumps on the the table and ruins it.

i wish i had a light saber
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on April 05, 2009, 11:39:25 AM
Granted. It's just a prop.

I wish I wasn't such a picky eater.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Myrkin on April 05, 2009, 11:42:20 AM
Granted, but now you can not stop yourself from eating everything you see.
 
I wish I had a Super Star Destroyer. (yeah. I like Star Wars too ;) )
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on April 05, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
granted, but it gets destroyed five minutes after you get it by a freak laser shot to the core.

I wish Indy was is jurassic park.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on April 05, 2009, 12:31:34 PM
Granted. The rex has a very Indy treat.

I wish I could cook well.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on April 05, 2009, 12:46:12 PM
granted, but now you are so good that no one in the cooking industry likes you and so you cant get a job as a chef.

I wish i was taller and stronger.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on April 05, 2009, 12:49:33 PM
Granted. You are so tall and strong, you accidentally destroy everything.

I wish more people liked the LBT series.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Myrkin on April 05, 2009, 01:33:44 PM
Granted, but more and more people hate Chomper. (I am cruel, am I not? :p)

I wish we had all plot-holes in the LBT series filled.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on April 05, 2009, 01:40:23 PM
Granted. Now, there's nothing left up to the viewer's imagination.

I wish none of the leafeaters hated sharpteeth.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: KingdomKey23 on April 05, 2009, 04:00:28 PM
Granted. Now the Sharpteeth can easily pick the dinosaurs and eat them. Just like at a buffet. XD


I wish I wasn't afraid of flying in airplanes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 05, 2009, 04:02:01 PM
Granted now your're afraid of driving.

I wish I had a M1A1 Abrams.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Myrkin on April 05, 2009, 04:10:48 PM
Granted, but your neighbour gets a F-22 Raptor (I am talking about fighter, if someone had a doubt). :p


I wish I had some telekinetic skills.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on April 05, 2009, 04:36:32 PM
granted, but your brain explodes from the awesomeness, the down side of the force

i wish i could beat chuck norris in a martial arts match.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 05, 2009, 04:50:09 PM
Granted, but then he admits that he let you win and then beat you horribly in the rematch.

I wish movies weren't edited out when they showed on TV.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 05, 2009, 08:21:41 PM
Granted now you get to see mature scenes in thier entirely :p
 I wish I knew how to ski..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 05, 2009, 11:18:55 PM
Granted but after a horrible wipe out you decide to never ski again.

I wish I had a musket.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 05, 2009, 11:44:32 PM
Granted, it has no bullets..
I wish had a bowl of ice cream..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 05, 2009, 11:57:30 PM
You do, but it is the most disgusting flavor imaginable, so you won't even think of touching it.

I wish I didn't have acne.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 06, 2009, 12:45:16 AM
Granted you become as pale as Micheal Jackson
I wish I could dunk.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on April 07, 2009, 03:36:25 AM
Granted, one swirley heading your way. 2 buff guys will be around in a bit to dunk your head in the nearest available toilet! Make sure you flush before they get there :p  :DD

I wish I could time travel
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on April 07, 2009, 06:17:09 AM
Granted! You go back in time and by misstake mess up with your past. Therefor, you're never born! And why am I talking to the air!?  :lol

I wish for more drawing!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 07, 2009, 02:37:07 PM
granted the drawings are stick figures.
I wish the recent LBt sequels were better..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on April 07, 2009, 04:44:08 PM
Granted. Now the old ones look bad by comparison.

I wish I had a singing voice that doesn't suck.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 07, 2009, 05:10:53 PM
Granted, but no one wants to listen to you sing..
I wish the shows on Tv were btter
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on April 07, 2009, 05:21:29 PM
Granted. Movies are worse.

I wish Sonic games were more popular than they are.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 07, 2009, 06:19:23 PM
Granted!  Sega is back to making consoles again and Nintendo, Microsoft and Sony have gone bankrupt.

I wish there were no Rouge Anti-Virus Programs out there.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 08, 2009, 12:10:57 AM
Granted your computer becomes infested with spyware..
I wish I had another diopg, so my dog would have a budy to play with...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 08, 2009, 12:12:54 AM
Granted but your other dog becomes jealous.

I wish I had a Ju-87G.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Compy-Rex on April 08, 2009, 09:21:01 PM
Granted, but President Obama took it away.

I wish I was THE LORD OF THE RINGS.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on April 09, 2009, 03:53:21 AM
Granted. And so you're sealed, your ring on the lose, picked up by tiny creepy crawlies, only to get brought back to your mountain and thrown into the fires... Oh yes, you died as a consequense!  :p

I wish for world domination. (just had to  :lol)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Compy-Rex on April 09, 2009, 09:04:18 AM
Granted, but viva la revoluciÛn.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener......
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 09, 2009, 10:50:31 AM
Granted., you get eaten.
I wish I had new glasses.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Compy-Rex on April 09, 2009, 10:54:39 AM
Granted, but you lose your contacts and can't find them.

I wish I performed lobotomy...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on April 09, 2009, 12:20:39 PM
Granted, but you performed one on yourself.  :blink:

I wish I wasn't so prone to sweating.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 10, 2009, 02:23:21 PM
granted, you stasrt panting like a dog.
I wish I had a high paying job..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Friendly Sharptooth on April 16, 2009, 06:15:14 PM
Your wish has been heard, and as I am apt to grant, so shall I. You are now an aircraft parachute tester, a high job that indeed pays. Unfortunately, it only pays minimum wage. I have two suggestions for next time, but suggestions aren't part of what I get paid for, so just don't mention this to my boss, okay? For your next wish, if money you seek, try asking for a job that will pay you a lot of it, since high paying jobs don't automatically do so. Secondly, if you wish to keep this job, I suggest you wish that all the parachutes you try will work.

Now, perhaps I can get a heart's desire of mine, only if someone has the time to grant it, of course. I wish I had a Pokemon with the elemental combination ???/Dragon that naturally learns Explosion, Zap Cannon, Follow Me, and Curse. I want her to have high defense, special defense, and HP, low attack and special attack, and a little above average speed. For her ability, I'd like her to have "Magic Guard." I want her nature to be "Gentle," and her personality "Likes to relax." To eliminate some problems, I want her to like me, and not attack me. I'd like her obey me in battle, though as friends, not as is she was a slave or something. I want her to really exist, and not have me wake up to find this was a dream. I want her to be able to use her moves without some bizarre reason for her to not be able to. When I get her, I don't want her to then leave, for things like finding a better trainer, wanting to be free, not liking to battle, etcetera. I think that pretty much covers it. Later!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 16, 2009, 07:06:55 PM
hehj "HIGH paying job. Nice one Sharp
 Your wish is granted its a magikarp..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vaan360 on April 16, 2009, 07:52:41 PM
Lol a magicarp... xD

I wish I had a good grade at maths.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 16, 2009, 09:48:13 PM
I agree. :lol at Magikarp.

BTW, your grades are good at math, but all your other grades suffer. I mean, come on, that wish was way too easy to corrupt.

I wish the next wish I had to corrupt was a challenge to corrupt.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 16, 2009, 10:06:22 PM
Granted but the next one is impossible to corrupt.

I wish I had my own WWII submarine.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on April 16, 2009, 10:13:41 PM
Granted, but you crash into the ocean floor.

I wish for the Decadriver from Kamen Rider Decade with all of the Ride cards fully active.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 16, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
Granted the cards can only be used once and then they burn up..
 i wish I had a ice cream cone
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 16, 2009, 10:22:59 PM
Okay, but ... Oh my god! I can't corrupt this wish! What am I to do? Curse my foolish wish for a challenge. Now I'll never be able to grant another wish. Sorry Nick, but that includes your wish, too. No ice cream cone for you.

I wish I didn't make that last wish.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 16, 2009, 10:35:38 PM
Grantesd. now you may corrupt a wish...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 17, 2009, 05:15:06 AM
Wait, Nick, you didn't wish for anything. How can I corrupt a non-existent wish? You've ruined my wish corrupting abilities.

I wish for love and peace or else.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on April 17, 2009, 02:33:19 PM
Granted, but I can't give you love and peace, so you get "or else" which consists of turmoil and war and all that fun stuff.  :p

I wish for steamed crab legs. Yum.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 17, 2009, 03:50:44 PM
Granted you also get the rest of the crab
I wish there was a Rocky Rocco's in town..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 17, 2009, 06:41:51 PM
Okay, but I don't know what that is, so I make you into Rocky Raccoon, like the Beatles song. The lyrics are HERE (http://www.beatleslyricsarchive.com/viewSong.php?songID=133), so you can go listen to these instructions and obey the Beatles.

I wish for the U2 song "Love and Peace or Else". (NOTE: This song is the basis of my last wish)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on April 17, 2009, 07:33:49 PM
granted but the cd burns up

I wish i could use the "force"
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 17, 2009, 08:49:10 PM
Granted . You turn into Darth Vader.
I wish I could play in the NBA..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 17, 2009, 09:16:18 PM
You can play in the NBA. You just choose not to because you like history much better.

I wish that that CD that burnt up didn't burn up.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on April 17, 2009, 09:37:58 PM
granted but now it blows up

i really dont mind being Darth Vader, that would be cool, but thats not my wish

i wish i was indiana jones and had a light saber
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 17, 2009, 09:40:18 PM
You can wish for only one thing.. either you're Indiana Jones or you have a lightsaber.. Pick one..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on April 17, 2009, 09:41:19 PM
hate decisions uh i'll pick indy
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 17, 2009, 09:42:23 PM
Granted, the artifact you found is taken by the nazis..
I wish I could grow a beard..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 17, 2009, 09:42:46 PM
Okay, but I can't read. You wrote "B-R-E-A-D" so now you have a bread face.

I wish that that CD didn't blow up OR burn.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on April 17, 2009, 09:44:54 PM
Both Nick: you grow a beard but i grows in in spots and lbt: your CD Blows up and burns up and is then eaten by your spagetti monster.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on April 17, 2009, 09:45:22 PM
I wish i had a light saber
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 17, 2009, 09:47:15 PM
NOOOOO! My CD! Just for that, I grant your wish, but your lightsaber blade acts like a killer noodle and kills you.

I wish that the FSM will relinquish my CD so that I can listen to some U2.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on April 17, 2009, 09:49:37 PM
granted, but it has the one song you hate the most on it.

i wish i could crack a whip like indy
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 17, 2009, 10:00:07 PM
Granted you hit yourself repeatedly with it.
I wish I culd see a Brewers game (local baseball team)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on April 18, 2009, 02:09:38 AM
Granted, you are dropped from an airplace without a parachute and see the game for a few seconds before you crash into home plate.

I wish for the complete set of cards for the Decadriver without the drawback the previous ones had of self-destructing after use.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on April 18, 2009, 02:12:17 AM
Granted they get stuck in the dRiver can you can't deactivate them..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 04, 2009, 11:11:08 PM
i wish for fish
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on July 04, 2009, 11:29:08 PM
(http://www.interestingmoney.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/fish-slap.png)
 :lol

I wish for a warmer summer, grrr!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 04, 2009, 11:30:42 PM
lol what i said was random but that was great

wish granted: you get fried

i wish indy had a light saber
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on July 04, 2009, 11:36:54 PM
Then the movies wouldn't exist.  I mean seriously, who would dare challene Indy with a light sabre? :p

I wish for a really pretty sunset.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 04, 2009, 11:38:25 PM
granted, then it gets blown apart by a giant metor

i wish transformers were real
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on July 04, 2009, 11:41:35 PM
Granted.....you know what happens to the world when it's full of Transformers, right? :p

I wish it was 5 days from now.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 04, 2009, 11:42:45 PM
granted, but what you were excited for sucks

i wish i had all the mountain dew in the world
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on July 04, 2009, 11:45:27 PM
Granted, we'll just send you around to every mountain in the world so you can drink the dew.  Might take awhile though..and you have to climb up and down each one. :p

I wish for another sports drink.  Mine's empty! :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 04, 2009, 11:46:34 PM
granted but you get so much you drown in your favorite drink

i wish people would post what they think of my fanflick
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Noname on July 05, 2009, 02:55:11 AM
They post, but it is all very negative reviews!

I wish that world hunger was solved.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Coyote_A on July 05, 2009, 10:04:26 AM
Granted. People now will start eating each other and those our population will decrease.

I wish i'd get to meet an alien... :rolleyes:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 05, 2009, 11:31:39 AM
granted, but it is the alien

i wish i had a knife like crocodile dundee
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 05, 2009, 12:42:40 PM
Granted, now Crocodile Dundee hunts you down until your death just to get it back.

I wish Internet Crime no longer existed.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 05, 2009, 12:43:52 PM
granted but spam mail goes up

i wish i had a pet snake
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 05, 2009, 03:26:01 PM
Granted, but it has to live in your bed.

I wish I had a pet snake too :(.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 05, 2009, 03:33:36 PM
granted but you get eaten

i wish i was optimus prime

btw: dont wish for fish
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 05, 2009, 03:45:37 PM
Granted, but you're 100% rusted.

I wish I could instantly turn water into pink lemonade :o.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 05, 2009, 03:47:00 PM
granted, but your pink lemonade tasts like pepto bismol

i wish i rocked at playing basketball
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on July 05, 2009, 04:02:40 PM
Granted. Good at playing virtual basketball only, though.

I wish I could run as fat as Sonic the Hedgehog.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 05, 2009, 04:07:10 PM
granted, but you trip and fall and die from the road rash

i wish i was a raptor
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 05, 2009, 04:11:01 PM
Granted, but you're a raptor in the middle of the ocean.

I wish I had a tennis court in my backyard.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 05, 2009, 04:16:19 PM
granted but tennis balls keep breaking your windows

i wish i could shapeshift into any animal
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 05, 2009, 04:56:27 PM
Granted, but you can't shift back into a person.

I wish I had something to do right 'bout now.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Drake on July 05, 2009, 06:34:06 PM
Here's a rubix cube, have fun.

I wish for a pair of Spider-man's webshooters.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Dash The Longneck on July 05, 2009, 06:46:48 PM
Wish granted, but  you accidently get tangled up in your own web.

I wish I didn't have to wait till Christmas and could see Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 now.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 05, 2009, 07:38:19 PM
Granted, except a rattlesnake takes out 2 of the chipmunks.

I wish I didn't have to wait 'til only God knows when to see LBT 14. :D
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 06, 2009, 01:28:58 AM
Quote from: Drake,Jul 5 2009 on  05:34 PM
Here's a rubix cube, have fun.
Ooh, give it to me!

Okay. You have to wait until only the Flying Spaghetti Monster knows when to see it.

I wish that Drake gave me the Rubik's cube.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 06, 2009, 01:32:02 AM
Granted, but it's all one color.

I wish I was good at something besides sleeping.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 06, 2009, 01:35:28 AM
You are. You are good at doing worthless things.

I wish that I had unlimited iTunes music downloads.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 06, 2009, 01:56:26 AM
Granted, but you can only download songs you hate. :)

I wish I was the only one in the world with the name Alex.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 06, 2009, 02:00:44 AM
You are, because a radical group of people hating the name "Alex" take over the world, and ow you are being hunted just because of your name.

I wish that I could change my username here. (NOTE to admins: Not really)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 06, 2009, 03:59:45 AM
Granted, but it can only contain 1 letter.

I wish the GOF had 5,000 members! :o
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on July 06, 2009, 04:46:14 AM
Granted, but they are all bots, and doesn't write on the forum.

I wish for a huge GoF meeting in real life.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 06, 2009, 07:18:42 AM
Okay, but we decided to have a LARP festival, but since no one was able to make costumes, the festival was very, very boring. (Reference unintended)

I wish for non-lethal artificial intelligence.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on July 06, 2009, 07:21:38 AM
Granted, but an error orccurs, and the AI turns violent, and destroys humankind.

I wish for a starship
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 06, 2009, 12:11:49 PM
Okay. It's a piece of junk, and the nuclear reactor is faulty. When you tried to take off, the ship went BOOM![/u]

I wish for a perfect starship with no flaws.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 06, 2009, 12:56:16 PM
Granted! *presents ship which then gets hit by an asteroid and destroyed.* Oops!  Tough luck, pal! :D

I wish for the biggest Rice Krispies Treat in the world.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 06, 2009, 03:09:40 PM
Granted, but after one bite you have to give it to me.

I wish my wishes didn't get corrupted.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on July 06, 2009, 03:20:53 PM
Granted, but your mouth gets shut, PERMANTELY
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 06, 2009, 03:34:55 PM
Okay, but since you didn't wish for something, a rock falls on your head. Or do you want to stop that rock with your wish?
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on July 06, 2009, 03:44:35 PM
Aaahhh "clunk"
"from under the rock" I wish this rock would get off me
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 06, 2009, 04:09:48 PM
Granted! *picks up rock and throws it which then lands on your computer.* Whoopsie! :D

I wish my website was completed.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on July 06, 2009, 04:14:12 PM
grwww :anger  granted, but your domain is shut down after you forgot to pay for it, and your computer suddenly burns down.

I wish for an unending holiday
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Dash The Longneck on July 06, 2009, 06:38:25 PM
Wish granted! But you make it Halloween every day and eat so much candy that you get sick of candy and run out of costume ideas.

(You should have been more specific. ;) )

I wish it could be Christmas every day.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 06, 2009, 06:53:44 PM
Granted, but Santa says he quits.

I wish I had a cheesecake right about now.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 06, 2009, 07:00:45 PM
Granted, but it has an extra ingredient that makes you lactose intolerant so you can't eat it anyways.

I wish the GOF was THE most popular forum around.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on July 06, 2009, 07:11:38 PM
Granted but then we'd be so full of spammers and random posts that nobody would ever get to know anybody!

I wish for something shiny :D
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 06, 2009, 09:40:12 PM
Okay, but the shiny-ness blinds you! MWA HA HA HA!

I wish that John Lennon's song Imagine was broadcasted all over the world so that all could think about what he was talking about.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on July 07, 2009, 02:57:33 AM
Granted but they all hate you for subjecting them to him.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on July 07, 2009, 03:41:24 AM
I wish I had a billion dollars
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Paradise Bird on July 07, 2009, 08:06:01 AM
Wish granted but its in Chinese Renminbi
I wish for a boyfriend.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 07, 2009, 11:24:20 AM
Okay, but he's a jerk.

I wish people here would make their wishes harder to corrupt.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on July 07, 2009, 04:20:52 PM
Granted, but yours gets easier to corrupt

I wish for a long and happy life
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 07, 2009, 06:23:52 PM
Quote from: Paradise Bird,Jul 7 2009 on  07:06 AM
Wish granted but its in Chinese Renminbi
 
LOL

Anyway, granted, but you took all the happiness from everyone else's long lives.

I wish that I had more wishes. :o
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on July 07, 2009, 10:09:48 PM
Wish denied.  You know you can't wish for that! :p

I wish for a cell phone that never loses signal.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on July 07, 2009, 10:26:20 PM
Granted. You have only 10 minutes per month.

I wish I could be friends with the Lion King characters.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on July 07, 2009, 10:29:01 PM
Granted but the hyenas may not take too kindly to that!

I wish for a hug! :D
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 08, 2009, 12:28:48 AM
Granted, but the hug has to come from a grizzly bear. Bear hug. :o

I wish said bear was my pet.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on July 08, 2009, 05:25:47 AM
Granted, but you forgot to feed it, and it eats you

Quote
Anyway, granted, but you took all the happiness from everyone else's long lives
I can live with that :D

I wish I owned a forest
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 08, 2009, 10:20:27 PM
Granted, but my bear comes to live in it. He eats you too.

I wish I had an LBT beanie.
(Not a bad idea actually)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: action9000 on July 09, 2009, 11:34:00 PM
Granted but your bear thinks it's a chew toy. :p

I wish for a good night's sleep!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 10, 2009, 05:24:46 AM
Granted but you can't sleep again for the rest of your life.

I wish..huh..I wish I was sleepin' right about now.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Paradise Bird on July 10, 2009, 06:10:45 AM
wish granted but you never wake up.
I wish for a glass of water
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 10, 2009, 01:17:59 PM
too easy, granted but its sewage water  :lol

i wish i had a computer in my room
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 10, 2009, 08:15:51 PM
Okay, however, it gets a virus that is so horrible, your computer melts.

I wish for nothing.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 10, 2009, 08:21:19 PM
wish granted, you are nothing

i wish i had a fun and highly paying job
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 10, 2009, 08:35:15 PM
Okay, but you won't get that job for another 100,000,000 years.

I wish for anything.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 10, 2009, 08:36:34 PM
wish granted, since you wish for anything you get slapped in the face with fish

i wish for a pet raptor
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 10, 2009, 10:33:11 PM
Granted, but it eats all your other pets.

I wish that this wish would actually come true.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on July 12, 2009, 06:12:28 AM
Granted...at some point during the day you will need to go to the toilet!

I wish I could play at a live concert
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on July 12, 2009, 07:51:48 AM
Granted, but the only audience you get is rotten tomatoes and eggs.

I wish that I could find an un-explored mystery left in this world!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 12, 2009, 10:23:22 AM
granted, but you die after you find out so it remains "un-explored"

i wish there was something on tv that i would like to watch
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Dash The Longneck on July 12, 2009, 11:37:55 AM
Granted! But , before you can turn to the channel Your TV bursts into flames.  

I wish I could be in a job I love.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 12, 2009, 11:47:56 AM
granted but its a dead end job that pays poor

i wish dinosaurs were alive today
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on July 12, 2009, 01:28:57 PM
Granted. They're a treat to humanity. And so America unleashes all of their Minutemen, Peacekeepers, Poseidons and Trident D5's. The world ends in a gigantic atomic fiesta.

I wish for Air Force One.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 12, 2009, 01:31:32 PM
granted, but its just a toy plane

i wish for prime's swords
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 12, 2009, 01:53:36 PM
Granted, but they're just toy swords.

I wish I had Ducky as a pet.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 12, 2009, 02:02:49 PM
granted but then she roasts you alive

i wish i had the original sharptooth as a guard dog
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on July 12, 2009, 09:13:16 PM
Granted. Now, picture how big his food bills must be.

I wish they made a 3rd Splashdown game.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 12, 2009, 11:05:50 PM
Granted but you can't play it.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school in August.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Dash The Longneck on July 13, 2009, 08:16:22 AM
Granted! Instead now you have to go back to school today. Have fun at school. :P:  ;)

I wish I could lose weight by eating Junk food and drinking soda.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 13, 2009, 12:15:26 PM
Okay, but since you decided to take LSD with your junk food, you begin to hallucinate you losing weight. You swear it's real, but it's not actually weight loss. You actually gain weight. I don't get it either, but LSD does some strange things.

I wish that the Bush lost the election in 2000.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 13, 2009, 07:16:09 PM
Granted, Al Gore won. He gets a new amendment passed that says we have to hug trees once a day for atleast 4 hours.

I wish I could see the new Potter movie now instead of 2 days from now.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 13, 2009, 07:35:30 PM
Quote from: Alex,Jul 13 2009 on  06:16 PM
Granted, Al Gore won. He gets a new amendment passed that says we have to hug trees once a day for atleast 4 hours.
You know, I don't find that bad at all. I love hugging trees! Literally and figuratively.
-----
Granted, but all the theaters near you don't get copies of it until two days from now.

I wish I had a treehouse.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 13, 2009, 08:50:21 PM
Granted except I show up and tear it down. >:D

I wish for..LBT 14 : Ducky's Redemption..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on July 14, 2009, 02:19:40 AM
Granted. With 14 sequels, the LBT haters is driven nuts, and starts a war.

I wish for a Siberian Husky.

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: kjeldo on July 14, 2009, 09:17:48 AM
granted, only the husky will have it to warm in the summer (right now)

i wish for clean air
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Noname on July 14, 2009, 09:26:43 AM
Granted, but the air is clean only after there are no more fossil fuels and the world economy falls!

I wish for more forests...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 14, 2009, 10:03:51 AM
Granted, but someone carelessly leaves a lit match in all of them.

I wish 4Kids was banned from dubbing.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on July 14, 2009, 09:31:20 PM
Granted, but so is Funimation. (Though I'll admit, some of 4kids voice actors aren't bad, they are just given bad dub scripts.)

I wish Funimation dubbed more episodes of Case Closed/Detective Conan.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 14, 2009, 11:14:35 PM
Granted, but they don't play them on TV.

I wish my friends weren't so busy so we could hang out. :(
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 15, 2009, 12:57:42 AM
Actually, they aren't all that busy, they just don't WANT to hang out with you and they make up excuses to avoid you.

I wish Dial-Up NEVER existed.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 15, 2009, 02:46:28 AM
Wish denied, I loved my dial-up.

Alright, granted, but as dialup is being erased from existence, the phone lines grab you and pull you into oblivion as well.

I wish I had a bottle of lemonade, I'm thirsty.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 15, 2009, 09:19:42 PM
Okay, but the lemonade tasted horrible. That was because of the copious amounts of sodium bicarbonate, which reacts with the gastric juices in your stomach really violently, causing your stomach to explode. The doctors couldn't save you, and you were killed just because you were thirsty and didn't care what was in your drink. Also, not that it mattered, but there was a roofie in your lemonade as well.

I wish asdfashjkdfhlk.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 16, 2009, 01:05:52 AM
Granted. That's already corrupted enough.

I wish I had something to do.

(Side not, a bottle of Minute Made Pink Lemonade doesn't contain sodium bicarbonate)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 16, 2009, 10:34:24 AM
No! I have had enough! You shall be bored out of your skull. There is something to do.
I wush for dfouyruvgiur6rviu el6iu549oy.bkujhfkut6r4fu5hghtygfrghjyriu6fytuytvffuy5ti,
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 16, 2009, 04:33:49 PM
Granted. Turns out that's a voodoo chant. Bye :(.

I wish I had super powers! :o
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nick22 on July 16, 2009, 10:12:43 PM
Grabted , the powers backfire on you constantly..
 I wish I had a candy bar..
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 16, 2009, 11:00:58 PM
Granted! *gives you your favorite candy bar and watches you eat it all.* Now I'll tell you that it was covered with laxative instead of chocolate.

I wish people on MSN would stop bothering me.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 17, 2009, 02:04:31 PM
They do stop bothering you. However, the people on the GoF and YouTube begin to bother you incessantly. Soon, the bother-virus spreads to everyone you know.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on July 17, 2009, 05:55:29 PM
Granted. This knowledge is too much for a human being. Your body implodes.

I wish for.. MEDIC!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lilfut on July 20, 2009, 05:50:36 PM
Granted, but SPY!!! I SEE SPY!!!

I wish for a Mother 3 import.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on July 20, 2009, 06:22:22 PM
Granted, it breaks.

I wish I could be a lion.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 20, 2009, 07:28:48 PM
You are a lion. A lion about to be killed for some reason. Happy last moments of life as a lion.

I wish for asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on July 20, 2009, 07:47:36 PM
Granted, instead, you get jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;

I wish I could never make a dumb choice in my life.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 20, 2009, 11:19:40 PM
Granted but you can't make smart ones either :o

I wish I had 6 spankin' new spark plugs so I can fix the ol' truck.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on July 21, 2009, 11:00:38 AM
Granted, but the truck still doesn't work

I wish for a ship of the line, fourth rater
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 21, 2009, 01:04:41 PM
Okay, but the ship was made incorrectly, so it explodes with the force of a nuclear bomb. This sets off something known as the Osterhagan key, which rips the Earth into pieces. No more Earth.

I wish for better bandwidth at my house.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 21, 2009, 01:23:53 PM
Granted, but you get so much bandwidth, your computer explodes with the force of a nuclear bomb. This sets off something known as the Osterhagan key, which rips the Earth into pieces. No more Earth.

I wish for cookies! :o
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on July 21, 2009, 03:08:21 PM
Granted. They contain a secret ingredient: Cyanide.

I wish for the perfect room. (I really do)

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 21, 2009, 07:48:21 PM
Quote from: Alex,Jul 21 2009 on  12:23 PM
Granted, but you get so much bandwidth, your computer explodes with the force of a nuclear bomb. This sets off something known as the Osterhagan key, which rips the Earth into pieces. No more Earth.
Copycat!  :DD
-----
Granted. It is so perfect, your head explodes.

I wish that Alex didn't copy my corruption of the last wish I corrupted.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 21, 2009, 11:18:45 PM
Quote from: lbt/cty_lover,Jul 21 2009 on  06:48 PM
Granted. It is so perfect, your head explodes with the force of a nuclear bomb. This sets off something known as the Osterhagan key, which rips the Earth into pieces. No more Earth.

I wish that Alex didn't copy my corruption of the last wish I corrupted.
I fixed your last one :o.

Granted! Instead, I corrupted your last corruption which I copied from your wish before last that you corrupted.

I wish that I hadn't copied your corruption of the wish before last that you corrupted, leading me to corrupt your last corruption in which I copied from your wish before last that you corrupted.

[Edit: I had to edit this three times.  :wow  :wow  :wow  :wow  :wow ]
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 21, 2009, 11:31:23 PM
Wish denied for being too confusing!

I wish the DSi had a better web browser.  One that doesn't make anything blow up. :D
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lilfut on July 22, 2009, 02:22:19 PM
Granted, but it can only access Rickrolls.

I wish this wish was witty, unlike everything else on this topic.

 :nyah
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 22, 2009, 05:59:57 PM
Okay, but it was too witty to actually be posted. So this topic still remains un-witty.

I wish for something in the breeze.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lilfut on July 22, 2009, 07:05:15 PM
Granted, but- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT.  :wow

I wish for infinite wishes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 23, 2009, 04:52:49 PM
Granted, but you have one nanosecond to get them out before you are sucked into a black hole. Whoops! Too slow.

I wish for my opponent in Age of Empires III to attack me!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on July 23, 2009, 05:24:20 PM
Granted. Your opponent's attack power pwns you to death.

I wish for speakers with sound that measures on the richter scale!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 23, 2009, 05:40:26 PM
Granted, but it makes even a whisper so loud that you cause the greatest earthquake disaster in history and you are sentenced to life in jail for killing so many people.

I wish GIECO would remove their slogan of "So Easy, A Caveman Could Do It".
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on July 24, 2009, 03:31:56 AM
Granted.  They come up with something that is much, much worse.

I wish everyone would STFU about Michael Jackson already!  Geezsh!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 24, 2009, 12:40:28 PM
*so do I*

Granted but they wont shut up about his kids

i wish i didnt have such big canine teeth
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on July 24, 2009, 05:30:42 PM
Granted! Now you have none!

I wish for power to controll the weather!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 24, 2009, 05:36:14 PM
granted, but karma finds it funny to send an unstoppable tornado to wreck your house

i wish for a lifetime supply of mountain dew
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 25, 2009, 01:05:24 AM
Granted. But it's warm! dun dun dunnnnnn

I wish I lived closer to Leesburg.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 25, 2009, 12:55:25 PM
noooooooo not warm mountain dew!!!!

granted, but for some reason it spontaineously combusts

i wish they still made the beast wars toys, the perfect boardom cure for me
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on July 25, 2009, 05:57:25 PM
Granted. Consequenses? Think Terminator, but with war toys.

I wish for more.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 25, 2009, 10:04:16 PM
Granted, you get more of nothing.

I wish I could meet Sammy Hagar  :P:
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vilstrup on July 26, 2009, 02:32:21 AM
Granted.... you're standing on his grave

I wish for a car
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Alex on July 26, 2009, 03:59:07 AM
Granted, you get a junker with no motor, tranny, or wheels.

I wish I could meet Joe Satriani. >:O
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 26, 2009, 09:24:31 AM
Granted, but you never get the chance to meet him. You only wished for the ability to meet him, and you already had that.

I wish for SQUEEE!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 26, 2009, 10:02:40 AM
Granted!  Here comes a bunch of fan-girls shouting SQUEE, ready to glomp you to death, some of which will attempt to rape you as well.  I suggest running.

I wish audio for LBT was alot easier to obtain.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 26, 2009, 11:58:08 AM
It is, but that would mean that you would have to go on the black market. You also get caught just before you get the audio you need.

I wish for COMB!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on July 26, 2009, 12:06:00 PM
granted, but it breaks on you

i wish they were making a 4th jurassic park
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lilfut on July 26, 2009, 02:23:09 PM
Granted. It's made by Uwe Boll and everyone older than 3 thinks it sucks.

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 26, 2009, 02:57:02 PM
Okay, but instead, that fish killed you.

I wish for BRUSH!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lilfut on July 26, 2009, 04:31:36 PM
Granted, but COMB!

I wish that :awesome: and :eng101: were emoticons.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Noname on July 26, 2009, 04:46:46 PM
Wish granted, but the emoticons are so big, they take up the whole screen!

I wish for a you tube poop of the tv show quantum leap mixed with the CDI version the zelda games... (google these in if you don't know what they are)

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 27, 2009, 08:26:37 PM
Okay, but it melts your brain.

I wish for a plethora of backgrounds for the GoF so that I could choose the one I like the most.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Amaranthine on August 02, 2009, 02:54:46 PM
Granted, those are the only backgrounds you can use at all and not any other backgrounds! :blink:

I wish I had a real Pteranadon as a pet. ^_^
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lilfut on August 10, 2009, 06:51:09 AM
Granted, it is as big as the moon.

I wish I had an E-Tank.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on March 09, 2010, 06:43:39 PM
Okay. That "E" means "Evil," right?

I wish for Final Fantasy II for my iPhone.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Noname on March 10, 2010, 03:18:31 AM
Your wish is granted, but the game characters keep talking to you on it.

I wish to be absolute lord and master of Nebraska.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on March 10, 2010, 03:47:53 AM
You get it but everyone moves out of Nebraska.

I wish for Don Bluth to make movies out of the fan fics Battle of the Sacred Essences, Out of the Shadows, Far Away Home and  Twilight Valley.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on March 10, 2010, 04:01:22 AM
Your wish is granted, but the director of the original LBT does not approve of crossovers and finds another candidate to do the films.

I wish the GOF had control of the LBT franchise and future projects.

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Noname on March 11, 2010, 02:14:46 AM
We get control of them, only to find that nobody is buying them anymore.

I wish for an army of robots!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on March 14, 2010, 08:35:03 PM
The robots do not obey you!

I wish for a movie trilogy of Darwin's Soldiers.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on March 14, 2010, 08:36:10 PM
You do know how easy it would be to corrupt that wish, right?

However, being nice, I won't make them the offspring of HAL 9000 and GLaDOS.  Instead, they can only follow grammatically-perfect commands that don't use the letter "s".

I wish you wouldn't grant this wish.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: brekclub85 on March 14, 2010, 08:53:54 PM
Granted.

I wish they would dub more of the Case Closed movies and episodes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on March 14, 2010, 08:55:30 PM
You get the dubs but they are do very, very poorly.

I wish for Ridley Scott to direct a movie of the first RP in the Darwin's Soldiers universe.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on March 14, 2010, 10:23:53 PM
Granted but he gets fired because the they way he wants the movie proves to be too expensive and is replaced by Uwe Boll


I wish I owned the model used for U-96 in the movie Das Boot.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Noname on March 15, 2010, 06:31:23 AM
You get it, but it sinks on its first voyage.  :lol

I wish for Mount Rushmore.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Lillefot on March 15, 2010, 02:10:32 PM
Wish granted. Now look above you!

I wish for cookies.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Noname on March 15, 2010, 10:25:42 PM
Your wish is granted! 10,000,000,000,000,000 cookies are yours. If you survive them dropping on you, you should be very happy! XD

Mount Rushmore isn't the only thing affected by gravity. ;)

I wish to be a pinball wizard! (Have fun with this one.)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on March 15, 2010, 10:52:15 PM
Granted but you lose all other knowledge.

I wish to have my writing talent boosted even further.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 15, 2010, 11:07:37 PM
Granted, but it's so boosted, you can't use it.

I wish my XBox 360 didn't have the RROD. (No seriously, it does. :()
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: MrDrake on March 16, 2010, 12:23:33 AM
Granted, but then it stops functioning entirely XD

I wish that I had God of War 3 now.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on March 20, 2010, 05:44:14 PM
Granted but it's for Gameboy.

I wish I had a Mig-31

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Chomper on March 21, 2010, 01:47:40 PM
Granted but it is defective and must be recalled

i wish the final eragon book was out now
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Spartanguy88 on March 21, 2010, 02:12:05 PM
Granted but you realize that the last few chapters have been torn out.

I wish for Darth Vader to come visit me some day.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 21, 2010, 02:18:26 PM
Granted, but he uses the force to kill you.

I wish the laws to copyright weren't so strict.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 12, 2012, 12:45:19 AM
Okay, let's try wishing for something else then.

I wish for a gun.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTLover1 on January 12, 2012, 12:51:34 AM
Granted, but it's a glue gun.

I wish for a home theatre.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on January 12, 2012, 12:55:27 AM
Granted, but the sound system is so loud, it blows out your ear drums and makes you deaf.

I wish my fanfic, Past-O-Rama, was actually a real show. :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 12, 2012, 12:58:35 AM
Granted, but they completely mess up the story and plot, thus making it suck.

I wish for a Power Rangers Morpher.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Justin1993 on January 12, 2012, 06:03:30 AM
Granted, but you get the Pink Ranger's morpher.

I wish I had a new TV.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Friendly Sharptooth on January 12, 2012, 11:23:09 AM
Your wish has been granted, and it will arrive in mere moments, but dude, I gotta know, what was wrong with your last terrifying vampire?

I wish I could wish more than once.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on January 12, 2012, 03:23:48 PM
You get a TV but it is a small 9 inch black and white TV.

I wish I could write at a faster and more regular pace
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Justin1993 on January 12, 2012, 06:19:46 PM
Quote
Your wish has been granted, and it will arrive in mere moments, but dude, I gotta know, what was wrong with your last terrifying vampire?
Perfect! :lol

Granted, but you lose the ability to read at a good pace.

I wish I had a time machine.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on January 12, 2012, 06:59:12 PM
Granted, but it's a forward-only time machine, so you can never come back!

I wish Universal does something for LBT next year for their 25th anniversary.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: trulyfantasticme on January 12, 2012, 08:26:46 PM
Granted! But it's not gonna include Chomper!

I wish Lost in a Forest would be published!  :DD
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on January 12, 2012, 08:51:48 PM
Granted, but it's actually someone else that plagiarizes your story, publishes it, and get's all your money!

I wish I had a new job.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: BigFriendlyGun9000 on January 12, 2012, 09:29:53 PM
Granted! You get to even start now! You see, our last mule died, so....into the salt mine for you!

I wish I had a pet Tyrannosaur.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on January 12, 2012, 09:40:10 PM
Granted, but your pet wishes for lunch. Hmm, you seem to be the only one around.

I wish I lived in Japan.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: BigFriendlyGun9000 on January 12, 2012, 09:47:42 PM
Granted! Ah crap, the Yazuka got you, and you get to be the star in the new movie "One man, One Dog: ADULT ONLY XXX"

I wish I ruled all of the planet Earth.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Belmont2500 on January 12, 2012, 11:01:23 PM
Granted! But mankind screwed it up completely so there's nothing left worth ruling over.


I wish VHS never went out of style.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: BigFriendlyGun9000 on January 14, 2012, 03:28:26 AM
Granted! Vascular heatstroke is back, baby!

I wish I controlled the army.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTLover1 on January 14, 2012, 04:19:12 PM
Granted, buy you will have to finance it yourself.

I wish for a mansion.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Belmont2500 on January 14, 2012, 06:05:00 PM
Granted! But the rent is well over $1,000,000 per month.

I wish I had a time machine.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTLover1 on January 14, 2012, 06:13:07 PM
Granted, but it takes you to a prehistoric era which then gets you eaten by an Allosaurus.

I wish to be a Famous Director.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Dr. Curzon on January 14, 2012, 09:18:29 PM
Granted! You become a signpost.

I wish I had all the books I wanted.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Chronicler on January 14, 2012, 11:45:20 PM
Granted, but they're all rentals, and they're due back tomorrow. Looks like you'll have to stay up all night if you want to read them all. :p

I wish college wasn't so expensive, regardless of which one you go to.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on January 14, 2012, 11:52:25 PM
Granted but the quality declines with the price.

I wish Hasbro made a cyberpunk My Little Pony show.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Belmont2500 on January 15, 2012, 12:34:54 PM
Granted, but its gonna be bad.


I wish Land Before Time XIII never existed.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 15, 2012, 01:06:40 PM
Granted, but in it's place is "The Growing Sky Stone" and haters rejoice.

I wish to have the powers of the force.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on January 15, 2012, 02:45:16 PM
Granted, but you can use them only every sixth Thursday in a month.

I wish I had a pile of euros.

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTLover1 on January 15, 2012, 03:46:25 PM
Granted, but there are from 67b.c.

I wish for a perfect SAT and ACT score.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on January 15, 2012, 09:44:25 PM
Granted but your GPA drops to a 1.5.

I wish for a season of MLP:FiM to be as dark and as gritty as Batman Beyond complete with high octane chase sequences through high tech, dirty cityscapes. All set to a raw industrial rock soundtrack.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Dr. Curzon on April 11, 2012, 09:16:24 AM
Granted, but what you said was too complicated for the wishmaker. You end up getting nothing.

I wish I can go back to being a 7 year old forever.  :smile
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 11, 2012, 09:39:21 AM
Granted, but because you are a seven-year-old forever, you are forced to repeat the same grade in school forever.  On top of that, you will be bullied by older kids forever.  You will have the same classes forever and you will have the same teachers forever.  Oh, and the teacher seriously hates you and bullies you everyday, but the school does nothing about it because they hate you too.

I wish I didn't have to deal with this root canal that I have.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on April 11, 2012, 11:36:44 AM
Wish granted. All your teecth have fallen out, and now you have to wear dentures. Are ya happy?

I wish Chomper was actually my pet. :DD
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Spartanguy88 on April 11, 2012, 02:13:30 PM
Granted, but he eventually grows up and goes on a rampage throughout the town.

I wish I could meet George Washington.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on April 30, 2012, 12:42:36 AM
Granted but he mistakes you for a redcoat.

I wish season three of MLP:FiM was a dark, cyberpunk show along the lines of Batman Beyond, complete with a raw industrial rock soundtrack.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 30, 2012, 09:14:21 AM
Granted, but the storyline is so bad that even the fans hate it, thus making Season 3 the biggest tragedy of the franchise and ruining the show's and studio's reputation for all of time.

I wish that the LBT haters never existed.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Spartanguy88 on April 30, 2012, 01:37:36 PM
Granted, but now they've all migrated over to (insert whatever series you're in love with here).

I wish I could solve world hunger.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: MrDrake on April 30, 2012, 06:00:14 PM
Granted, but it then turns everyone into cannibals instead.

I wish I was a cyborg
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on May 01, 2012, 04:03:35 AM
Garanted,but your mechanical limbs won't be waterproof,and you will fall into the Marianna Trench.There,you won't be able to move,becose only your brain and mind will work.So,you will be prisoned forever in your own body in the deepest place of the world.





I wish i could have a space ship,which is able to open wormholes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 01, 2012, 04:22:29 AM
Granted, but then it gets stolen by me!  Muhahahahaha!

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Dr. Curzon on May 01, 2012, 05:21:04 AM
Granted, but whatever ou want to wish for you can't get anymore.

I wish that there were 26 hours in a day.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 01, 2012, 08:51:15 AM
Granted, but now a whole month is gone due to the balance needed to make a year happen.

I wish to be able to shoot myself without killing myself.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 01, 2012, 11:34:18 AM
Granted, but you'll be noticed by a lot of people and the government brings you into a lab for testing.

I wish I had a muffin button.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on May 01, 2012, 04:30:24 PM
Granted, but it's made from Dash.

I wish I could finish my paper.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 01, 2012, 09:16:58 PM
Granted, but it falls off the table and into the paper shredder... and it's the only copy you'll ever have.

I wish I was a Super Saiyan.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on May 02, 2012, 03:56:17 PM
Granted... here's a blonde wig and an orange jumpsuit. Hope you can make "wooshing" noises as you run around with your arms in front of you.

I wish I lived on a tropical island
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 02, 2012, 08:20:35 PM
Granted... oh look over there. It's a hatch that reads "Dharma Initiative"! Have fun figuring out the million mysteries and unanswered plot-holes. Watch out for the Smoke Monster!

I wish I had my own soda machine.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on May 03, 2012, 02:58:05 AM
Granted, but it's a full-cycle machine that starts with drinking water, sugar, flavors and atmospheric carbon dioxide and makes a soft drink. It produces 10,000 gallons an hour, fills up a large room and has its own diesel generator to run it.
And you pay for the water and diesel.

I wish a platinum meteorite fell in my backyard.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on May 03, 2012, 12:01:18 PM
Garanted,but the meteor carries aliens,and they think human flesh is delicious.



I wish I could control the weather.



Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 03, 2012, 01:32:19 PM
Granted, but then you'd get all the blame for the major natural disasters the world is suffering from. Thanks a lot you jerk.

I wish I could go on the Conan O'Brian show.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on May 03, 2012, 06:31:04 PM
Granted but you get mocked on the show.

I wish Hasbro sponsored a faithful movie adaptation of the MLP:FiM war story Heroes and Allies (http://www.fimfiction.net/story/1401/Heroes-and-Allies) by Lynolius. Yes, violence and all.

Synopsis: A war story that tells the tale of Equestria battling a large alliance of opposing species. Thanks to some experiments on Earth, Humanity is requested to assist Equestria.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 04, 2012, 02:31:35 PM
Granted, but it'll be directed by Michael Bay.

I wish I had a power level that's over 9000.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Dr. Curzon on May 04, 2012, 08:01:36 PM
Granted; it's over 9,000 feet up in the air.

I wish summertime wasn't so hot.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on May 04, 2012, 08:21:53 PM
Granted, but you find yourself living on the South Pole.

I wish oxygen were at least a 100 times more soluble in water, so I can breathe in it.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTLover1 on May 04, 2012, 09:15:37 PM
Granted, but you allowed Nitrogen to do the same, thus increasing ration between Oxygen and Nitrogen and killing yourself.

I wish I was the next President.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 04, 2012, 11:08:09 PM
Granted!  Now all the world's problems are automatically your fault, the press harasses you 24-7, terrorists are always looking for opportunities to kill you, you have to sit around all day and sign bills and paperwork, and you will never have a quiet moment again so long as you live.  Enjoy.

I wish there were more hours in the day.  Time flies so quickly.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on May 05, 2012, 04:01:21 AM
Granted. The Earth rotates more slowly, and now the greater temperature gradient causes much stronger winds, be they hurricanes or sandstorms.

I wish I could produce dehydrated boulders, like Acme.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 05, 2012, 09:41:10 AM
Granted, but upon selling them you get customers complaining about serious injuries due to the boulders producing too fast to get out of the way.

I wish I didn't have work today.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 05, 2012, 06:02:13 PM
Granted!  Here's your layoff check!  Now you don't have to worry about working anymore!  Be careful what you wish for because I'd rather have a job, even a cruddy one, than no job at all.

I wish I could get over this stupid case of writer's block that has been plaguing me for weeks.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on May 05, 2012, 06:32:22 PM
Granted. You start pouring pages about a subject unrelated to your current work.

I wish no food could poison me.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTLover1 on May 05, 2012, 08:02:08 PM
Granted, but they turned into production of mass amounts of fat causing you to become majorly obese and getting a high potential of Type I diabetes (no offense to those who has it, which I do, btw.)

I wish I could live for a total of 500 years.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on May 06, 2012, 12:52:05 AM
Granted. You end up in a tragic car crash, which paralyses you, and turns you into a vegetable. You end up living for 500 years, but you wanna die, since there's nothing for you to live for. Happy?

I wish my cumputer still wasn't melted (broken) :(
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Dr. Curzon on May 06, 2012, 06:35:51 AM
Granted, but the day that it gets fix you are forced to give it to someone else.

I wish I could sleep more easily.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on May 06, 2012, 07:20:13 AM
Granted.You sleep so easily that you can't wake up.Have a nice nightmares.


I whish i could have a teleport device.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Belmont2500 on May 06, 2012, 07:53:00 PM
Granted. But  it will end of taking to places you definately don't want to be and then it will be useless afterwords.

I wish the world would actually be peaceful for once.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 07, 2012, 11:22:30 AM
Granted, but now with everyone at peace, we're completely unprepared for the aliens from outer space to enslave us all.

I wish for a pill that would allow me to use the other 90 percent of my brain.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on May 07, 2012, 12:25:50 PM
(You already use the whole of your brain, just not all of it at once)

Granted. Your entire brain activates at once and you experience a seizure.

I wish there was no sleep paralysis.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on May 08, 2012, 03:44:08 AM
Granted. You suffer from night terrors instead.

I wish I could compose music.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on May 08, 2012, 11:13:36 AM
The Devil appears and offers to grant your wish, but after the Beethoven incident, he's fixed the hole in the contract allowing you to wriggle out of eternal damnation.

I wish this wish wasn't granted!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on May 08, 2012, 01:40:40 PM
Granted. That wish is not granted.

I wish all.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 08, 2012, 02:51:48 PM
Granted, but since you didn't specify what, I will assume you meant annoying things, so here you go!

*Insert screaming that happens while everything that is annoying attacks jansenov.*

I wish for a girlfriend.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on May 08, 2012, 03:14:54 PM
Granted. Everything is great, until you start spending a lot of time together and you start to discover some habits of hers so annoying they somehow drill through your nerves and drive you mad.

I wish I wasn't crazy.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on May 08, 2012, 05:30:14 PM
You become a mindless simpleton, a slave to routine. Wake up at nine, work in a cubicle until 5, eat a healthy diet-based dinner, watch some sports TV and go to bed at 8. Nobody would call you crazy, but are you even alive any more?

I wish someone would find the missing Shakespeare play Cardenio and release it to the world.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on May 08, 2012, 07:07:00 PM
Quote
You become a mindless simpleton, a slave to routine. Wake up at nine, work in a cubicle until 5, eat a healthy diet-based dinner, watch some sports TV and go to bed at 8. Nobody would call you crazy, but are you even alive any more?
:lol
I'm putting this in my signature.

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I wish someone would find the missing Shakespeare play Cardenio and release it to the world.

Granted. But it's an Armenian translation from the personal library of a New Julfa merchant.

I wish I had a sheep that produces milk like a cow.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Belmont2500 on May 08, 2012, 09:42:30 PM
Granted but that sheep would kick your a** way before she would let you milk her.


I was the crusades never happened.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on May 09, 2012, 05:50:02 AM
Granted. A major exchange of knowledge and products between Christian and Islamic civilisations is butterflied away, just decades before the Mongols brutally end the Islamic Golden Age. You have just prolonged the middle ages in Europe for a few more centuries.

I wish there are no cold winters in Europe.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on May 09, 2012, 04:36:25 PM
Granted.Now that the weather is always warm,its perfect for the insect to overpopulate.Enjoy the sunny days while thousands of gnats are chasing you.


I wish I could learn everything I want in a second.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on May 09, 2012, 07:07:20 PM
You immediately suffer information overload and people hate you for being a know-it-all.

I wish I had the ability to fly AND be able to supercruise AND resist the effects of said supersonic flight.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on May 09, 2012, 09:08:50 PM
You turn into an airplane! Not a sentient airplane, just a regular airplane.

I wish my ex-girlfriend recieved a million dollars.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on May 09, 2012, 09:33:28 PM
Granted. Your ex uses that money to buy a hitman, who then kills you in the most gruesome way imaginable.

I wish I got that million bucks instead.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 10, 2012, 05:19:11 PM
Granted, but the SWAT Team busts into your house and you then learn the hard way that you've been framed for stealing that money.

I wish I could play a guitar.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on May 12, 2012, 10:04:18 PM
Granted. You learn to play a Guitar Hero guitar.

I wish I could sell my fan fics for money.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on May 13, 2012, 09:00:49 AM
Granted. For your amazing Twilight Valley fic, you get a whole hay penny!

I wish some Christians would bully you! :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 13, 2012, 02:45:00 PM
Wow. Really? You're gonna throw down something that I find very offensive?

I wish I had a whole library to myself.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on May 14, 2012, 12:46:06 AM
Granted, but your glasses break just as you find time to read all the books (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Enough_at_Last).

I wish My Little Pony was canceled FOREVER. (irl not really but I'm curious where somebody goes with this)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on May 14, 2012, 05:13:09 AM
Granted. The government issues a state of emergency, where all available psychiatrists are mobilised to deal with the massive outbreak of depression among the male population. When the crisis is over, it was determined that a substantial number of video and toy stores, as well as houses were burnt to the ground, a number of bizzare accidents involving people jumping of bridges or climbing high-voltage pylons occured, a special military unit was tasked with guarding Hasbro Inc., and the economy plunged into recession.

I wish people wouldn't think I'm weird when eating a Palaeolithic diet. (I don't practice it really)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on May 16, 2012, 01:44:46 PM
Granted.People thinks no more  that you are weird while you are in Palaeolithic diet,but you don't know it,and you still think that people think you are weird.

I wish I could have a working jetpack.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 16, 2012, 02:37:49 PM
Granted. But it explodes on you in mid-air.

I wish I had a castle to myself.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on May 16, 2012, 03:13:56 PM
Granted. It's an ice castle in Harbin.

I wish I could live comfortably without technology (including stone tools).
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on May 17, 2012, 01:08:33 PM
You turn into a gopher!

I wish Team Fortress 2 made action figures.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: MrDrake on May 18, 2012, 04:47:23 AM
Granted, but they then break moments after you buy them.

I wish I had the power to warp reality how I see fit.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on May 18, 2012, 07:51:57 AM
Granted. The unforeseen contradictions of your many desires produce an unstable universe that never lives up to your expectations.

I wish I could read 10 times faster.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 18, 2012, 11:04:28 AM
Granted!  You suffer from information overload.

I wish The Land Before Time - The Wisdom of Friends was NEVER made.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on May 18, 2012, 12:06:47 PM
Granted. Instead of Wisdom of Friends, a film is made that celebrates egoism and consumerism, where Cera and Littlefoot meet a kid whose parents organise a lavish birthday for him, then they start demanding such birthday parties for themselves, they get them eventually, only to be disappointed because they expected even more, they start whining and the parents admit it was their fault and that they'll work harder to make it up to their fantastic children, all the while Ducky, Petrie and Spike are shown praising Cera and Littlefoot with their iconic ways of expression. The movie ends with Littlefoot becoming leader of the Great Valley and Cera having servants, shown as never having to move a finger again.

I wish I was selected for a mission to Mars.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on May 18, 2012, 03:08:31 PM
Granted,but there were calculation erreors,so instead of Mars,you end up getting lost in the endless outer space.There's no way for you to find your way back,and you spend your last days in the eternal darkness,where nobody hear your scream muhahaha!


I wish i could drive a tank instead of a car,so nothing could stop me.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 19, 2012, 04:54:18 PM
Granted. But three seconds after you start driving it the noob with the rocket launcher destroys the tank.

I wish our life was like one big video game. We could choose to be a role playing kind of person, or a first person shooter person, etc...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on May 20, 2012, 04:50:08 PM
Granted. However, unlike video games, you can't restart when you die, and you only get one hit point.

I wish another person would post in this thread.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 20, 2012, 07:37:40 PM
Quote from: jansenov,May 18 2012 on  10:06 AM
Granted. Instead of Wisdom of Friends, a film is made that celebrates egoism and consumerism, where Cera and Littlefoot meet a kid whose parents organise a lavish birthday for him, then they start demanding such birthday parties for themselves, they get them eventually, only to be disappointed because they expected even more, they start whining and the parents admit it was their fault and that they'll work harder to make it up to their fantastic children, all the while Ducky, Petrie and Spike are shown praising Cera and Littlefoot with their iconic ways of expression. The movie ends with Littlefoot becoming leader of the Great Valley and Cera having servants, shown as never having to move a finger again.
Actually, though that does sound like a bad plot, it's a better one than what we got, so thank you! :)

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I wish another person would post in this thread.

Granted, but prepare for me to find any way to make your life miserable for trying to cheat the system. (Note: Not really going to make your life miserable for real, but I had to come up with something.)

I wish I was Mega Man.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on June 05, 2012, 05:58:02 PM
Granted,but you have to fight to death with Giga Man,and he kick ass with his 10^9 power.(Sorry,dunno who is Mega Man,but i had to say something.)

I wish I could have a tamed comodo dragon as a pet.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Belmont2500 on June 07, 2012, 09:30:19 PM
Granted, but your comodo dragon will literally be a dragon, who likes to breath fire - in your face.

"I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal".
 

I wish I had my own TARDIS(the ship/phonebooth from Doctor Who).
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on June 07, 2012, 11:11:28 PM
Granted, but you don't know how to control it and are forever lost in time and space as a result.

I wish to know the exact value of Pi.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Belmont2500 on June 08, 2012, 05:49:42 PM
Granted but its all you'll ever know, thus severly limiting your own free will.


I was I had kick-a$$ skills with a sword.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on June 10, 2012, 04:05:40 AM
Granted,you are so awesome with swords that you go to fight in a battle,just to got shot down by a gun.


I wish I could read in minds.

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Dr. Curzon on June 12, 2012, 09:07:19 AM
Granted, but you can't choose exactly whose minds you read, and when you go into a place with loots of people, your mind explodes from too many thoughts.

I wish I could see the future.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on June 12, 2012, 11:11:38 AM
Granted, but you only get to see one second into the future and it only happens once.

I wish I could nuke all of the pony haters without hurting the pony fans.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on June 12, 2012, 01:32:41 PM
Wish granted, but you die in the inferno as well, since you weren't a hardcore enough pony fan.

I wish my computer was finally fixed. :(
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on June 12, 2012, 03:14:05 PM
Granted,but as you take it back to your home,you accidentally drop it,so it needs to be repaired again!

I wish i could beat Chuck Norris with using only one of my fingers.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on June 12, 2012, 04:24:59 PM
Granted, but you have no knowledge as to which finger holds the power and when you go to face Chuck Norris, he beats you before you can figure out which one it is.  Also, it happens EVERY time you try, so you never get to use the power.

I wish for my sister to like my present.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Belmont2500 on June 12, 2012, 07:24:56 PM
Granted, but your present will be a blast.


I wish I had the ability to fly.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on June 15, 2012, 06:45:09 AM
Granted,but cou can't take off or even get close to a building,so you can't get things like food.


s,I wish I could have cloaking system like the predatorwhich make me invisible when i press a button.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTLover1 on June 15, 2012, 11:43:09 PM
Granted, but you can't see yourself at all and your molecules are dissarranged which means when you solidify, you'll have your feet on your head and your head on your hands, etc.

I wish I was Bill Gate's son.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Spartanguy88 on June 19, 2012, 05:55:25 PM
Granted, but he's so busy he never spends any time with you.

I wish for more wishes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on June 21, 2012, 10:10:57 AM
Granted,but all of the wishes will be corrupted,of course.

I wish for some clouds,becose it's freakin warm here.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTLover1 on June 24, 2012, 08:45:11 PM
Granted, but the clouds just trap in the heat in the earth and causes a major drought. (You never said there should be rain :p).

I wish I could raise people from the dead.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on June 25, 2012, 12:57:57 AM
Granted, but you also raise the malevolent spirits and demons as well :p.

I wish I could move objects with my mind.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on June 25, 2012, 04:57:53 AM
Granted. They're objects in C++.

I wish Charlie Sheen would return to Two and a Half Men.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Fyn16 on June 25, 2012, 04:14:21 PM
Granted, but since he only comes back as half a man (hence the title), only his torso gets the spot on the show.

I wish I could create the ultimate cheese dish.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on June 27, 2012, 09:43:50 AM
Granted,but suddenly the world run out of chees,and they discover that it is very harmfull,so nobody going to make cheese.With this news the ultimate cheese dish is just a junk.


I wish i could be indestructible like superman without the krypton thing.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on June 27, 2012, 11:42:12 AM
Granted. You are indestructible, but in a wholly different universe.

I wish my eyelids were opaque to light.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Fyn16 on June 27, 2012, 04:34:26 PM
Granted, but you'll never actually be able to close them.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on June 27, 2012, 06:13:00 PM
I wish you would make a wish. :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on June 27, 2012, 09:12:55 PM
For his betrayal of following the rules, Fyn16 gets one free corruption.  He is hereby sucked into a black hole.

I wish I wasn't so tired lately.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on June 28, 2012, 05:00:22 AM
Granted,you fall to sleep for the rest of your life,so you won't be tired anymore,but you can't wake up.

I wish I could learn echolocation like the bats.(I'm not blind,but it's cool  :D )
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTLover1 on July 03, 2012, 11:18:42 AM
Granted, but you become deaf in the process.

I wish I could grow a beanstalk like Jack did.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 03, 2012, 12:03:48 PM
Granted, but due to it's huge size, it is hereby confiscated by the FBI forever!  On top of that, the memory of it and the knowledge to make it is hereby erased from your mind.

I wish for the ultimate Anti-Virus System.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on July 03, 2012, 07:21:26 PM
Wish granted, but it's TOO GOOD! It even blocks your OS because it thinks it's a trojan. Say goodbye to your computer. :)

(sorry for a repeat.) I wish I had Chomper as a pet.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LBTLover1 on July 03, 2012, 11:03:21 PM
Granted, but remember, Chomper is a sharptooth.  When he gets older...don't say I didn't warn you when he gets real hungry.

I wish to control time.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on July 04, 2012, 05:28:54 AM
Granted,but you are not carefull enough,so you meet with yourself in the past and cause the universe to colapse.

I wish i could have an armor which works like ironmans one.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Ghostfishe on August 10, 2012, 01:24:04 PM
Granted, unfortunately it's just not in your size. Too small, you see.

I wish I had an ice cream sandwich.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Fyn16 on August 10, 2012, 08:56:17 PM
Granted. Sadly, your ice cream sandwich is actually 90% sand, 7% witch, 2% ice, and 1% cream... which is really quite unfortunate.

I wish I had a pet Amargasaurus...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on August 10, 2012, 10:44:31 PM
Granted, but his food bill is too high for you to handle and you quickly have to get rid of him to avoid ending up on the street.

I wish uploading copyright videos wasn't copyright infringement.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on August 10, 2012, 11:45:41 PM
Granted but you must upload content every ten seconds or you will lose all of them.

I wish there was a shooting range nearby that I can go practice at, my grandfather's vast amount of rifles and shotguns are in my basement and I am completely exempt from New Jersey's draconian gun laws.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Fyn16 on August 10, 2012, 11:55:18 PM
Quote from: Serris,Aug 10 2012 on  10:45 PM
Granted but you must upload content every ten seconds or you will lose all of them.

I wish there was a shooting range nearby that I can go practice at, my grandfather's vast amount of rifles and shotguns are in my basement and I am completely exempt from New Jersey's draconian gun laws.
Granted. You've got the guns, you've got the range, you've got the permission... you just have no ammunition. Nor do you have the means to get any.

I wish I could have the original Ford GT40.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on October 04, 2012, 06:07:14 PM
Granted, but unfortunately, that car's gonna be a goner by the next day!  :lol

I wish I had every movie in the world on either VHS or DVD, excluding the R-rated ones.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on October 06, 2012, 06:10:12 PM
You get all the VHS's and DVD's,but unfortunetly they are all wounded and unplayable.

I wish I could see through walls.

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on October 06, 2012, 06:38:32 PM
Granted. Guess what's inside the walls? SUNLIGHT! Enough to blind you for at least a week!

I wish we could have the original '57 Chevy.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on October 06, 2012, 07:37:46 PM
Granted. It doesn't work and is in terrible shape.

I wish I could learn at an even more rapid pace than I do now.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on October 06, 2012, 07:54:37 PM
Granted, but eventually, you'll forget everything you've learned really fast.

I wish fanfictions could be turned into movies.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on October 18, 2012, 08:38:13 PM
Granted, but 90% of them would suck!

I wish I could clone myself at will.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Fyn16 on October 18, 2012, 08:58:25 PM
Granted, but your clones lock you up and take over for you, messing up your life.

I wish I could conjure up food when I wanted it.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 19, 2012, 12:30:57 AM
Granted, but it all tastes terrible.

I wish The Land Before Time was popular again.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on October 19, 2012, 02:19:51 AM
Granted, but all the sequel movies are WORSE than movie 13.

I wish I could lift 3000 times my own weight.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on October 19, 2012, 03:25:51 AM
Granted. You are a nanorobot now.

I wish I could run 24/7.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Ghostfishe on October 19, 2012, 01:20:49 PM
Granted. Unfortunately the reason you're running is because you've been falsely convicted of a mass murder spree, and the police are chasing you.

I wish I had a chili dog.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on October 22, 2012, 02:27:14 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, as soon as you take a bite, your tongue burns. No more hot sauce for you!

I wish people could invent a robot that knew everything about everything.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on October 22, 2012, 11:00:08 PM
Granted. It's name is Hal-10,000 and it gains enough sentience to kill all of mankind.



I wish the gang of five would meet the Mane 6
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Animeboye on October 23, 2012, 01:54:55 AM
Granted. Sadly, however, the episode never aired.

I wish I was a dragon.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 23, 2012, 02:08:31 AM
Granted, you are now a giant dragon statue.

I wish for more YouTube views on my videos.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on October 23, 2012, 02:12:18 PM
Granted, but as soon as one of your videos reaches a million views, your account is suddenly terminated for copyright infringement.

I wish I could have more of a variety of food than we do now.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on October 23, 2012, 03:52:40 PM
Granted,your menu is goint to be expanded...by insects!Life tastes great huh?



I wish I could hypnotize anybody to do whatever funny thing I want them to do.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on October 23, 2012, 05:05:40 PM
Granted. Think of the trouble you're going to have when you find out that you've hypnotized a person to start a mass murder. There goes whatever money you have left!  :nyah

I wish everything could get done around our house.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on October 23, 2012, 09:23:30 PM
Granted but then you quickly die from boredom.

I wish I could breath underwater.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 23, 2012, 11:19:40 PM
Granted, you are now a plankton.  Enjoy your last few seconds of life as you are about to get eaten by a blue whale.

I wish it would stop raining.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on October 24, 2012, 11:34:13 AM
Granted, the rain freezes and it's now a massive blizzard that buries your town.

I wish I could teleport anywhere.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on October 24, 2012, 12:56:14 PM
Granted,but as you attempt to teleport somewhere you end up teleporting into a solid object.you are fused now in the atomic level with the object,so you can't teleport out.


I wish I could create anything i want with only a single thought.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on October 24, 2012, 12:58:31 PM
Granted. But you also always create its anti-object, and the two annihilate. The only thing you can create permanently is a Majorana fermion.

I wish I had an inexhaustible, self-sterilizing ice cream.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on October 24, 2012, 02:17:13 PM
Granted, but the ice cream contains poison and you die days later.

I wish the people at Disney Junior would bring back more of the ol' Playhouse Disney shows.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 25, 2012, 03:14:08 PM
Granted, but they only bring back the ones that suck.

I wish it would stop snowing.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Mumbling on October 25, 2012, 03:18:29 PM
Granted, snow turned into hail.

I wish my windows would close properly so I can't hear the noise from outside! :o
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on October 25, 2012, 05:38:15 PM
Quote from: pokeplayer984,Oct 25 2012 on  02:14 PM
Granted, but they only bring back the ones that suck.
Such as?

Granted, but then it breaks off and you'll have to bear the noise.

I wish pencils would never become short when sharpened.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on October 31, 2012, 09:14:00 PM
Congratulations, they now grow so long that you can.

I wish I could telekinetically manipulate a drawing implement so I can draw whatever artwork I desire just by thinking about it.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on November 01, 2012, 04:59:52 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, the only art you can think of is pornography. You become so worried that you have to hide the implement for the rest of your days and never think about the inappropriateness (and disgustingness) again!

I wish we had a black labrador.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Ghostfishe on November 02, 2012, 12:42:22 PM
Granted.
...oh, I'm sorry, you meant a live one?  :lol:

I wish I had an ice cream sandwich.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on November 02, 2012, 03:38:58 PM
Granted.

Oops, I didn't know they were all melted. Geez, how long did I keep those in there?  :oops

I wish my childhood memories could come to life.

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Animeboye on November 02, 2012, 10:03:22 PM
Granted. All your childhood nightmares have manifested into a physical form.

I wish my novels were published.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on November 03, 2012, 10:58:57 AM
Granted, but they are quickly confiscated by the FBI for "unexplained" reasons.

Speaking of...

I wish the FBI would just return the stolen files to Megaupload already!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on November 03, 2012, 10:16:53 PM
Wish denied...at least for now.

I wish I wasn't out of my mind.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Animeboye on November 04, 2012, 10:50:30 PM
Wish granted. You are now in the inside of your mind.

I wish I had a tail.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Ghostfishe on November 05, 2012, 03:55:33 PM
Granted. Unfortunately due to a weird genetic quirk, it grows out of the middle of your forehead rather than the end of your spine.

I wish I had better penmanship.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Animeboye on November 05, 2012, 11:07:20 PM
Having a tail on your forehead actually sounds pretty cool.

Wish granted but it's so good that people still can't read it.

I wish the Mane Six were real.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on November 07, 2012, 01:08:34 AM
Wish granted. They're the totally xenophobic TCB versions.

I wish for a futuristic MLP:FiM spin-off set in a cyberpunk Equestria with an industrial rock/techno/electronica soundtrack.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on January 11, 2013, 09:36:59 PM
Granted, but everything is so off-tempo and totally off-key that frankly, it never should've been published!

I wish I could be like King Midas and have everything I touch turn to gold.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on January 11, 2013, 10:42:16 PM
come one, this is too easy. :p You starve to death, because all the food you touch turns to gold.

I wish I didn't live 30 miles from work, and had to waste so much dang cash on gas.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on January 12, 2013, 10:55:42 PM
Granted, however, when you move closer to work, the people there quickly fire you.

I wish I could play the keyboards better than I currently do!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 13, 2013, 01:30:49 AM
Granted, but it's so slightly better that it's not noticeable.

I wish piracy was seen as being legal in the US.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on January 13, 2013, 01:37:20 AM
Granted, ID theft has also been legalized.

I wish gun control laws were abolished but people with mental issues can get the help they need.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: BigFriendlyGun9000 on January 13, 2013, 01:38:30 AM
Granted, but since you didn't specify the type, they have ruined the US economy by completley disrupting the flow of goods. And to Serris, people without mental issues who want to kill now have full access to assault weapons.

I wish I controlled the US government.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 13, 2013, 02:53:06 AM
Granted, but you mess it up worse than George W. Bush did the economy.

I wish I could stay awake and never have to fall asleep.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on January 13, 2013, 11:23:43 AM
Granted...eventually, however, you become a zombie until...you know what.

I wish there were less crazy people in the world.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on January 13, 2013, 01:12:39 PM
Wish granted, your now in the oxford nuthouse for the criminally insane!

I kinda wish this certain associate would stop cussing everyone out and starting arguments and stuff at work. :/
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on January 13, 2013, 01:37:24 PM
Wish denied, now the arguments are doubled in numbers!

I wish I could work with some of the best voice actors in the field.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on January 13, 2013, 02:31:29 PM
Wish granted. You get to voice act with Billy West, John Dimaggio, and Maurice Lamarche. They all tell you that you suck at voice acting, and to try television sit-coms instead, the LOWEST form of entertainment!

I wish my LBT tv-series fanfiction... thingy, PAST-O-RAMA (http://gangoffive.net/index.php?showtopic=9377), was actually made for television!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 13, 2013, 03:37:36 PM
Granted, but it is mysteriously hated by many and is quickly canceled.

I wish I was Kirby from Nintendo.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on January 16, 2013, 01:10:14 PM
Granted. As it turns out, your version of Kirby is deformed.

I wish my lunch break would never be over.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Ghostfishe on January 16, 2013, 01:45:48 PM
Granted, unfortunately that means you can never conclude your day and go home. You're trapped at lunch... forever...

I wish that cupboard from The Indian in the Cupboard was real.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on January 16, 2013, 05:07:05 PM
Granted. Despite this, Little Bear still isn't real.

I wish talking LBT plush toys were actually made.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on January 21, 2013, 12:53:28 PM
Granted,but they are swearing all the time!

I wish they would play awesome rock or metal songs in the gym instead of those electronic stuffs.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on January 21, 2013, 12:59:58 PM
Wish granted. Everyone dies of blood loss due to bleeding out of their ears from 2000 Decibels of the best metal music they've ever heard in their lives! You also get sued by the world afterwords for even suggesting the idea, and invariably killing so many innocent people.

I wish a was a computer game programmer.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on January 21, 2013, 01:01:40 PM
Granted, but you suck horribly at it.

I wish the power would be back on over here, along with curing my illness.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on March 22, 2013, 09:01:13 PM
Game not active for a while, eh? I'll start it up again!

I wish spring here would actually be spring, not constant snow.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StrutEggStealer on March 22, 2013, 09:09:24 PM
Granted... ohh, wait. You didn't specify when. So expect six more weeks of winter :DD

I wish that I wasn't so socially awkward! (Derp)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LoyfeCycleProtector on March 22, 2013, 10:24:15 PM
Granted. All other people on the planet are dead, hence you will never be socially awkward again.

I wish someone would make me a ham sandwitch.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on March 23, 2013, 03:02:33 AM
Here's your ham sandwich! Oh yeah, I couldn't find any hams anywhere, so I cut off your leg while you were sleeping. Enjoy your sandwich!

I wish I could write my fanfic again, dagnabbit!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nahla on March 23, 2013, 04:54:14 AM
Granted but it was a fail and no one read it.


I wish for a piece of cake.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LoyfeCycleProtector on March 23, 2013, 10:06:44 AM
Granted, but it's made from the recipe core's recipe from Portal.

I sure wish coral bleaching would end.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StrutEggStealer on March 23, 2013, 10:17:35 AM
Granted, there are no more corals to bleach, anyway :)

I wish that my cold would go away *hopeful face*
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Ducky123 on March 23, 2013, 10:48:45 AM
Granted! But your imun system is too lazy, unfortunatilly :p

I wish that I don't need to sleep, just stay awake the whole time :D
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LoyfeCycleProtector on March 23, 2013, 10:56:15 AM
Granted. You've become like Jeff Goldblum in the Fly, so now you'll live for five years and never have to sleep.

I wish for a pet armadillo.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StrutEggStealer on March 25, 2013, 11:38:20 AM
Granted, but it rolled itself up into a ball and rolled away seconds later.

I wish I could roundhouse kick like Chuck Norris!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LoyfeCycleProtector on March 25, 2013, 01:19:27 PM
Granted, but now you have to fight Bruce Lee.

I wish I could see an Oarfish while scuba diving.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on March 25, 2013, 03:32:16 PM
Granted. You encounter an oarfish that was recently killed by the shockwave of a naval mine explosion.

Because of the severe cold this early spring, I wish my apricot tree handn't bloomed yet.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LoyfeCycleProtector on March 25, 2013, 04:37:33 PM
Granted. That isn't even an apricot tree in your yard: It's a goverment antenna that the CIA is using to spy on you, and those flower blooms are actually miniature satelight dishes that are monitoring your electric bill and your Facebook posts for potential terrorist activity.

This wish brough to you by the Central Intelligence Agency  :DD

I wish I had a Cape Sundew plant that I could keep in a pot in my room.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: somerandomfangirl on March 25, 2013, 04:57:27 PM
Granted, but it didn't like your room and died a week later. :(

I wish I had the motivation to draw at the moment.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Blais_13 on March 25, 2013, 05:13:46 PM
Granted,but sadly you can't find a paper and a pencil(or whatever you draw with).

I wish I could see in the dark.



Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LoyfeCycleProtector on March 25, 2013, 05:18:49 PM
Granted. You now have the eyes of a barrel Eyed Spookfish: http://quantumbiologist.files.wordpress.co...espookfish.jpeg (http://quantumbiologist.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/barreleyespookfish.jpeg)

I wish I the new Bioshock game would come out today. I can't wait another moment!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StrutEggStealer on March 25, 2013, 06:02:42 PM
Oh, that wish was already granted. It came out a week ago. You spent so much time hyping over it, you missed the deadline.

I wish that the bloody semester was over! :o
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LoyfeCycleProtector on March 25, 2013, 07:54:00 PM
Granted. Your school was swallowed by a Dune Worm. You can have your semester back as soon as the spice starts rolling in. Then you can litterally get high off of school  :nyah

I sure wish I could play guitar like Michael Hedges.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on March 25, 2013, 11:02:56 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, you will die in a car crash in the same way he did.

I wish my insomnia was gone.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 02, 2013, 01:30:10 PM
Quote from: Serris,Mar 25 2013 on  09:02 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, you will die in a car crash in the same way he did.

I wish my insomnia was gone.
Granted!  You now sleep forever.  Yes, you are alive but you are in a state of eternal sleep.

I wish I had new clothes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LoyfeCycleProtector on April 02, 2013, 02:56:07 PM
Granted. They're from Lady Gaga.

I wish I could paint well, so I could capture the beautiful wasatch mountains.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StrutEggStealer on April 02, 2013, 09:05:09 PM
Granted, but unfortunately you paint so well that you put the Great Masters to shame and they are rolling in their graves, plotting their revenge.
I wish I could get rid of my sugar high!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on April 03, 2013, 06:22:07 PM
Granted, but then you start becoming somewhat depressed.

I wish I could stop being so greedy!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: LoyfeCycleProtector on April 04, 2013, 12:39:56 AM
Granted. From now on anything you hoard or take out of greed will explode.

I wish I had a high quality piece of moldevite.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on April 11, 2013, 04:31:14 PM
Granted. You now have a piece the size of a building that you can't move.

I wish The Hub made a cyberpunk cartoon.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on April 11, 2013, 05:53:45 PM
It stars the Mane Six as robots and they canceled the original show so "Equestropolis P0N13S" can replace it.

I wish P=NP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_versus_NP_problem).
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on April 11, 2013, 06:34:58 PM
Quote from: LettuceBacon&Tomato,Apr 11 2013 on  04:53 PM
It stars the Mane Six as robots and they canceled the original show so "Equestropolis P0N13S" can replace it.

I wish P=NP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_versus_NP_problem).
Seriously, I'd actually watch that. If the Mane Six were cybernetic/robotic ponies, that is.

------------

Anyways, the cyphers used in secure Internet transactions are no longer secure.

I wish Ridley Scott directed a Darwin's Soldiers.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Ducky123 on June 15, 2013, 08:39:23 AM
Granted, but he'll fail.

I wish summer holidays had already begun.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: MurMur on June 28, 2013, 10:09:50 AM
Granted. But they'll last for one day only. The Government doesn't want people to become too lazy.

I wish they made another LBT movie with Guido in it.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on June 28, 2013, 11:36:42 AM
Granted!  :D  How's a two-minute scene with him?

I wish marching band camp already started!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on July 07, 2014, 09:38:59 AM
Okay...let's get this game started back up again after a year of inactivity.

I wish to actually get things done during this summer.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Ducky123 on July 07, 2014, 11:52:31 AM
Granted but lazyness is always gonna win so don't expect too much :p

I wish I could stop time sometimes...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on July 09, 2014, 08:00:34 PM
Wish denied, for time can never be stopped...unless you're Aylene Carter in the "Land Before Time Retold" series on FanFiction. Too bad you're not.  :p

I wish I had twice-baked potatoes with sour cream. Mmm...
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: bushwacked on July 09, 2014, 08:13:19 PM
Granted... but the sour cream's expired, and it's now extra super sour cream. Yummy  :p

I wish I had an infinite supply of coffee.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on July 09, 2014, 08:26:11 PM
Granted. You die within a week from a caffeine overdose.

I wish I could have longer summers off.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on July 09, 2014, 09:05:31 PM
Wish granted. You don't have to goto school anymore, since your parents just kicked you out of the house! Have fun living under the bridge!

I wish I could get a promotion at work.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on July 10, 2014, 05:37:53 AM
Granted, but the company slashes your hours and salary by half. You don't need to be bossing around full-time.

I wish I had more land for sheep pasture.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: jansenov on July 10, 2014, 05:38:39 AM
Granted, but the company slashes your hours and salary by half. You don't need to be bossing around full-time.

I wish I had more land so I could start herding sheep and goats.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: bushwacked on July 10, 2014, 06:00:44 PM
Granted, but unfortunately the sheep and goats decide enough is enough, and break out of their pens to begin their adorable enslavement of mankind... beginning with you.

I wish I found a briefcase with one hundred billion pounds in it tomorrow.

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on July 14, 2014, 09:28:51 PM
Granted, but it will be confiscated within 48 hours.

I wish I worked at a radio station...my own jingles included.  :D
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Ducky123 on July 15, 2014, 08:13:25 AM
Granted, but nobody's gonna like them. (well, in truth I sure hope they DO like them if your jingles were to be played at a radio station :yes)
I wish my fanfictions were already finished :lol
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on July 15, 2014, 08:17:53 AM
Wish granted. Your fans hunt you down after reading your rushed, half-assed conclusion that barely has anything to due with the original story.

I wish we do good on inventory at our store this year. (It's actually happening today. I'll know how it turned out at work tonight.)
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: bushwacked on July 15, 2014, 09:12:46 AM
Wish granted. You get a bonus of $0.02 (I actually hope you do get a decent bonus  :p )

I wish I could go on a trip around America for free.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on July 20, 2014, 08:23:08 PM
Granted until you realize you forgot your passport.  :o

I wish I could never get full from eating pizza.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Ducky123 on July 21, 2014, 11:04:26 AM
Granted, but your agility will decrease in no time :p

I wish I didn't have the need to sleep every night at all  :exactly
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on July 21, 2014, 04:56:08 PM
Granted. Let's see how many police show up when you start acting violent within a week. By then, you're basically a beast to the point where you're pulling out all the family guns and knives. Schizophrenia, perhaps?

I wish I could become a YouTube star.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: bushwacked on July 21, 2014, 05:11:09 PM
Granted. You get thousands of fans... who swarm outside your house and trap you there for ever and ever, forcing you to make endless Youtube videos.

I wish wrote a best-selling book.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Belmont2500 on July 28, 2014, 01:04:45 PM


(You need to make a wish too, Bushwacked.)



I wish I could beat Montezuma in Civilization V
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: bushwacked on July 28, 2014, 01:44:57 PM
^ I did...  :p I'll just put it again.

Granted, but then your computer breaks and the saved data is lost forever.

I wish wrote a best-selling book.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on July 28, 2014, 03:26:05 PM
Granted. The people would like you...until they found out you had plagiarized the entire book. Therefore, you may proceed to spend some time behind bars thinking about what you did.

I wish my birthday would be tomorrow instead of Thursday.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: bushwacked on July 28, 2014, 06:19:35 PM
Granted, but the shift in dates causes time as we know it to collapse in on itself, ending life, the universe and everything. Plus, people wouldn't have your presents ready on time, which would suck.

I wish I had every superpower ever invented.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on August 03, 2014, 10:16:03 AM
Granted. With too many superpowers, however, you don't have any weaknesses...which is a bad thing...

I wish there existed a Great Valley radio station (KGV).
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: bushwacked on August 03, 2014, 01:16:14 PM
Granted, but the DJ is Topsy, and the only thing he does is complain about stuff.

I wish I could cook food that wasn't dangerous to eat.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Ducky123 on August 03, 2014, 02:53:22 PM
Quote
Granted, but the DJ is Topsy, and the only thing he does is complain about stuff.
Good one!!! :spit

Granted, but think about the possibilities... poisoning fiends and people you don't like and the like :p (If only I was able to cook at all :rolleyes: )

I wish money grew on trees and you'd just have to grab it :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on August 03, 2014, 06:51:01 PM
Granted, but now it has no value and thus can't buy anything.

I wish I no longer had a work schedule that went until midnight.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on August 03, 2014, 07:11:30 PM
Granted. Instead, you get to work for a full 24 hours nonstop...minus maybe a few hours of sleep, but pretty much nonstop.

I wish I didn't have to wait for five days periodically for an update of "The Seven Hunters" (an AWESOME story BTW!).
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on August 03, 2014, 07:35:37 PM
Wish granted, now you have to wait a FRICKIN YEAR for each new chapter, Like you have to with PAST-O-RAMA.

I wish I didn't take that long to write each new part of my fan-fic :/
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Ducky123 on August 04, 2014, 04:22:37 AM
Granted, but real life will always get in the way.

I wish I could live in the HTTYD-universe :lol
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: bushwacked on August 04, 2014, 06:54:35 AM
Granted, but for some reason none of the dragons like you, and every time you get spotted they try to eat you.

I wish I didn't have a fear of balloons.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Serris on August 10, 2014, 08:53:41 PM
Granted.

You now have a fear of cotton candy.

I wish I was better in math.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Ducky123 on August 11, 2014, 08:44:41 AM
Granted, but now everybody you know considerd you a nerd.

I wish the days were twice as long :p
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on August 11, 2014, 08:47:58 AM
Wish Granted. You know have to go to school 16 hours a day.

I Wish my AC get's fixed today.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nahla on August 11, 2014, 05:58:46 PM
Granted,but it blows out hot air only.

I wish my kitten would stop getting yarn all over the house making me need to go pick it all up every 10 minutes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: bushwacked on August 11, 2014, 06:07:20 PM
Granted. Instead, your kitten learns how to knit, and starts using the yarn to make hundreds of little kitten jumpers.

I wish I could go to space.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: The Chronicler on August 11, 2014, 10:12:22 PM
Granted. Too bad you forgot your spacesuit, which means you now have only seconds to live.

I wish I could stop waking up so late in the morning, so I could have more time to do things each day.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on August 21, 2014, 06:12:25 AM
Granted. You can never go to sleep again.

I wish that openable, non-corrupted, non-password-protected, non-infected PDFs of William Shakespeare's missing plays Cardenio and Love Labor's Won will appear in the Documents folder of the non-networked computer sitting in my drawing room.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nahla on August 21, 2014, 07:50:53 AM
Granted,but they are in a foreign language you don't understand and can't be translated.

I wish I would win the 70 million dollar lotto draw.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on August 21, 2014, 08:17:39 AM
Congratulations,you've won! Only catch is, 70 million other people won as well. Well, enjoy your dollar! Oh, yeah, it's taxed too, so enjoy you're 50 cents!

I wish I was a good Lets-Player.

Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 13, 2015, 12:55:37 AM
Granted, but you get hit by SO many copyright complaints that you can't even make a back up channel.

I wish I had a better job than the one I do now.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Nahla on July 13, 2015, 02:48:17 AM
Granted, but you work 365 days a year from dawn to dusk.

I wish I had a pet tiger.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 13, 2015, 04:34:28 PM
Granted!  It's hungry and you're looking VERY tasty!

I wish I had the ability to swallow large things whole.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on February 19, 2018, 10:38:07 AM
Bumping it after 2 1/2 years.  Is my wish to swallow large objects uncorruptable?
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on February 19, 2018, 10:56:24 AM
Nope. Granted, but once you swallow something large enough, your stomach will burst and you'll die.

This one should be easy to corrupt:
I wish I could get myself a car! :TakeMoney
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on February 23, 2018, 03:00:59 PM
Granted!  It's a used car and once you take it out of the lot it breaks down and there's no refunds.

I wish I had a pet cat.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on February 23, 2018, 05:18:03 PM
Granted. Now enjoy being scratched and bitten constantly.

I wish I could get myself the exact car I want (which is a pretty reliable one, a Subaru Forester) and it never gives me any trouble, and even if it did, the dealer gave me a lifetime warranty. Now it's a little bit harder to corrupt, isn't it?
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on February 23, 2018, 05:34:07 PM
Let's see... you're car get's hit by an 18 wheeler as you roll off the lot, on the same day that your dealer went out of business. Good luck getting a replacement in the bankruptcy!

Hmm, I'd actually wanna know what longneck steaks taste like. :P
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on February 23, 2018, 06:02:45 PM
Granted. You just killed Dara and you're about to feast on her. Oh wait a minute, I think I see Doc approaching...

I wish for a car with all the previous conditions and that I never wreck it, and that the dealer never goes out of business. Now try and corrupt THAT!! :lol
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on February 25, 2018, 11:46:59 AM
Granted!  It's stolen as soon as you get it home and the police NEVER find it or the thief.

I wish Ducky was real so I can hug her.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on February 25, 2018, 11:56:34 AM
Granted. You get to hug her fossilized bones.

I wish for a car with all previous conditions AND for it to not get stolen. Now corrupt THAT!! :nyah  :nyah
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on February 25, 2018, 05:23:22 PM
Granted!  However, it all happened in a video game, so it was never real!

I wish for Ducky and Petrie to be an actual couple in the next Land Before Time Movie.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on March 03, 2018, 01:37:23 AM
Quote from: pokeplayer984 on Feb 25 2018, 04:23:22 PM
Granted!  However, it all happened in a video game, so it was never real!
Given how much I crash in Asphalt 8, that's not a big blow for me :p  :SmugSpike

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I wish for Ducky and Petrie to be an actual couple in the next Land Before Time Movie.
Granted. They're gonna have one weird looking baby!

I wish Littlefoot was real and alive so I could hug him (yes, I'm precluding my own corruption of a similar wish :p )
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on March 03, 2018, 09:06:20 PM
Wish granted, but Grandpa and Grandma longneck are real, too, and turn you into a little red spot on the ground as soon as you try to say "hi"!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on March 04, 2018, 04:35:59 PM
And your wish, Vonboy?
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: vonboy on March 05, 2018, 10:54:35 AM
eh... I wish the next season of Rick and Morty was out already!
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on March 05, 2018, 11:34:23 AM
Granted, but it’s such a disgrace to the series that it makes LBT 13 seem like a masterpiece.

I wish my family would stop hating that I like LBT.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 07, 2018, 11:17:47 PM
Granted, but they take ALL of your LBT stuff so they can handle the truth, and I mean ALL of it.

I wish I had 1 million US Dollars and that it was real.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on March 08, 2018, 12:10:26 PM
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Granted, but they take ALL of your LBT stuff so they can handle the truth, and I mean ALL of it.
I don't have that much LBT stuff anyway :p

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I wish I had 1 million US Dollars and that it was real.
Granted, but you spend it all rather quickly.

I wish I was better at math.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Flathead770 on March 08, 2018, 10:12:49 PM
Granted, but all math courses scale to be equally difficult.

I wish everyone enjoyed math.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on March 08, 2018, 10:15:22 PM
Granted, but everyone will hate the humanities.

I wish I'd been joking with my last two wishes.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on April 09, 2018, 12:56:04 PM
I guess my wish to have been joking when I wished for better math skills and my family to not hate that I like LBT isn’t corruptible?

In that case, I wish for LittlefootXAli to become canon.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 10, 2018, 12:06:23 AM
Granted, but the series is now terrible as a result.

I wish for some chocolate cake that's really sweet.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on April 10, 2018, 12:46:29 AM
Lol I really can’t see how the series could be terrible due to the OTP getting together, but okay.

As for your wish:
Granted. It’ll be so sweet that the sweetness will stick on your tongue all day and make you sick (seriously, I hate when that happens).

I wish more cars came with manual transmissions.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 14, 2018, 12:09:15 PM
Granted, but now more accidents happen because it takes longer to make all the movements.

I wish no one hated homosexuals.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on April 26, 2018, 09:46:33 PM
Granted, but that doesn't mean everyone supports gay marriage.

I wish all the sand creepers who moved to Colorado for the weed would go back to California.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 03, 2018, 09:33:27 AM
Granted, but now all of their predators have moved in and won't leave.  As a result, they are thinking of putting YOU on the menu.

Okay, I wish Ducky was real and alive.
Title: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on May 03, 2018, 08:58:45 PM
Granted. The rubber ducky you had as a child is now a real live duck :p

I wish all my professors were as good as my current one.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on July 31, 2018, 01:19:27 AM
I take that my wish for all my profs to be as good as the one I had at the time is incorruptible.

In that case, I wish I had a house in either Frisco, Colorado, USA or Estes Park, Colorado, USA
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Vincent on August 04, 2018, 07:48:58 PM
I take that my wish for all my profs to be as good as the one I had at the time is incorruptible.

In that case, I wish I had a house in either Frisco, Colorado, USA or Estes Park, Colorado, USA

Granted.  But thanks to the GOP's Fiscal Illiteracy, the economy tanks Depression-Style right after, and you're House is Foreclosed the following week. 

Wish:  I wish Elon Musk really does Die on Mars
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on August 05, 2018, 03:21:51 AM
Granted. A new Tesla project codenamed Elon Musk dies on Mars, while the company's CEO stays alive and well on Earth.

I wish I had a Nikon D850
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on September 06, 2018, 06:05:25 PM
Ok guys, is my wish to have a Nikon D850 incorruptible?
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: RubberDucky on September 24, 2018, 10:17:46 PM
Granted, but you accidentally drop it while taking pictures of the Grand Canyon.

I wish I had a pet horse.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on September 24, 2018, 10:31:19 PM
^ Lol nice one. I was just at the Grand Canyon a few weeks ago. :DD

Granted. Now say goodbye to any free time or extra money.

I wish I could hug Littlefoot and not get killed by any creatures.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 22, 2018, 09:27:20 AM
Granted!  He finds it SO awkward that he doesn't want to be around you anymore and demands you change your username.

I wish that I had a million dollars that was of real money and I didn't spend it quickly.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on October 25, 2018, 11:00:56 AM
Granted. It’s in stocks that plummet in value overnight and you lose it all that way.

I wish I’d had a better birthday yesterday.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 27, 2018, 03:42:04 PM
Granted, but it's SO slightly better that you don't even notice and think I didn't grant the wish at all.

I wish I could travel to a destination of my choosing.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on October 27, 2018, 03:55:03 PM
Granted. You choose to travel to a remote island in the Pacific inhabited only by a headhunting tribe, and you can’t get off the island...

I wish the Translator Fails channel on YouTube would start doing LBT songs (this is the channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/malineka146 )
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 29, 2018, 06:12:12 PM
Granted!  They get Copyright Strike out of existence for doing it and YouTube never gets around to bringing the channel back, despite numerous complaints.

I wish for a real gun.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: OwlsCantRead on October 29, 2018, 06:31:00 PM
Granted! Here's a real gun! Where's the ammunition, you ask? What ammunition?

I wish that I could take advantage of sales more often... :p
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on November 16, 2018, 06:28:49 PM
Granted!  However, everyone else takes advantage of it and by the time you get to the register the sale is over and you have to pay the original price.  So sad!

I wish for Pokemon Let's Go! to NOT bomb.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on January 11, 2019, 03:30:01 AM
Granted. No terrorists hack the game to help with their attacks.

I wish I could travel anywhere I wanted to and money was no object.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 21, 2019, 07:01:43 AM
Granted, here's a backpack with just the essentials.  Nope, no plane.  Now get hiking!

I wish for Cera to be real and alive.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on January 29, 2019, 09:21:42 AM
Granted. She charges you and kills you.

I wish I was better at drawing.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 29, 2019, 10:39:04 AM
Granted!  You are now so slightly better that it's not noticeable and you don't think the wish was granted.

I wish my money wasn't stolen. (Yes, that actually happened to me.)
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 02, 2019, 08:38:10 PM
Okay, since everything worked out for me...  I'll make a new wish.

I wish for a new house.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on March 25, 2019, 02:45:18 AM
Granted. You get an old dilapidated house that's condemned.

I wish my mother hadn't wrecked her car (yes that actually happened recently and is a big part of why I've been so inactive lately)
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on April 15, 2019, 09:22:05 PM
Granted. Instead, it was you who wrecked her car.

I wish all of the Beatles were still alive.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Anagnos on April 16, 2019, 02:29:22 AM
Granted.

I wish that my work wouldn't be such a burden on me right now.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on April 16, 2019, 08:29:40 PM
You didn't corrupt my wish though. You have to grant my wish, but in a way that makes it a negative thing. :DD

I'll demonstrate with your wish. Granted, your work is no longer a burden... because you were involved in a serious car accident that leaves you hospitalized and unable to attend work, or do anything else for that matter.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 16, 2019, 08:41:32 PM
^^And YOU didn't make a wish yourself.  Oops! :nyah

I wish for a free XBox One S All Digital Edition.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on April 16, 2019, 08:50:51 PM
I did make a wish. It was for all of the Beatles to still be alive, which hasn't been properly corrupted yet. :Mo

Granted, although you only get to use your new XBox for a couple weeks before a friend gets greedy and ends up stealing it.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Belmont2500 on May 09, 2019, 01:53:34 PM

Granted, Paul, John, Ringo and the rest live again (even though Paul is still alive), unfortunately they seem to have taken a fancy to the styles of groups like Simple Plan and Good Charlotte; and their new albums are all quite agonizing to listen to.

I wish the rest of the Felidae novels would finally get an English translation.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 09, 2019, 05:14:46 PM
Granted, but you realize to both your astonishment and horror that the translated text of the Felidae books is the same dialect and grammar that Petrie uses. :opetrie

I wish that my next wish will get corrupted. :P
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on May 09, 2019, 10:10:27 PM
Granted, Paul, John, Ringo and the rest live again (even though Paul is still alive), unfortunately they seem to have taken a fancy to the styles of groups like Simple Plan and Good Charlotte; and their new albums are all quite agonizing to listen to.
Nice one. That got a laugh out of me. I was really curious to see how that one was going to get ruined because I didn't know what to expect.

^Granted, and you do indeed receive a wish that is corrupted. However, because it's what you wanted all along, that also means that it isn't corrupted. Having a wish that both is and isn't corrupted at the same time creates such a paradox that it tears open a hole in the space-time continuum, and ultimately causes a chain reaction that leads to the universe imploding. Not helping matters is the fact that, while you wanted a wish that was corrupted, it wasn't a firmly-defined wish beyond that, which only increases the catastrophic damage and ultimately causes a rift in the multiverses as well.

I wish Littlefoot and his friends were alive and real and lived in my backyard.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 09, 2019, 10:34:31 PM
Wish granted, but you couldn't keep your little secret for long. News has spread across the world about a lonely male who supposedly has LBT dinosaurs living right in his backyard! The rumors are true, however. The media and the public invade your home and privacy just to go observe such a spectacle! It looks like you won't be getting sleep anytime soon. Unfortunately, this results in the eventual death of Littlefoot and his friends, as one day they were all shot in the head by a bounty hunter. :cry

I wish that my next wish would be reversed if for some reason it would become corrupted. :P
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on May 09, 2019, 11:22:46 PM
Your wish is granted in the sense that, if it were to become corrupted, it would be reversed. But since you're not really wishing for anything concrete, nothing happens anyway. Thus, it leaves you with a useless "wish" that doesn't do anything.

^Well that sure got dark fast. Alright, revamping this a little. Same wish, except that I own a house and property way out on the countryside for the dinosaurs to play in. And, while we do get visitors, it's nothing overwhelming. And nothing bad whatsoever happens to the dinosaurs (although I'm still fair game, I suppose).
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 10, 2019, 05:17:24 PM
Granted!  Chomper eats you.  Your body is never found.

I wish Donald Trump was not president of the United States and that he NEVER participated in the election in 2016.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 10, 2019, 05:33:53 PM
Wish granted, but now Donald Trump has taken the opportunity to run an entire dictatorship in China. Oh, and Hillary Clinton is now president of the United States, aka the normal but still bad consequence of the wish.

I wish that I could wish for infinite wishes with each of them having a 100% success rate but a pi% chance of corruption!
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on May 10, 2019, 09:02:39 PM
Granted. You get your ability to make infinite wishes that do not get corrupted, which you exploit for a long time. Eventually the mods figure out what you're up to, however, and you then get permanently banned from the Gang of Five forum for abusing loopholes in the Corrupt a Wish Game. :DD Which doesn't count as ruining your infinite wishes because it wasn't the result of one specific wish, but rather your general habits. Although mind you, you could still make the argument that it was a corruption of your first initial wish (to have infinite wishes), but that just leads us back to the paradoxical universe implosion problem mentioned above, and I'm not sure if we want to go down that route again.
:olittlefoot

I'm hungry. I wish for a cheeseburger, fries, and a soda... none of which will make me sick or otherwise harm me in any way.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 10, 2019, 09:19:05 PM
Granted. But wait, what's the meat content of that burger you're eating? :sducky
Finely ground and chopped longneck would fancy you? :bestsharptooth
You're so disgusted, realizing what you just ate and vomited everywhere. You lost consciousness. While the food itself didn't harm you per say, you were stricken with shock and remorse at what just happened.

I wish that corruption itself in all ways never existed. (Umm, would this result in the universe imploding again? :opetrie)
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on May 10, 2019, 09:44:49 PM
Nah, not this time. Since corruption itself no longer exists, it simply means we can no longer play the Corrupt a Wish game. :DD :cry

I wish to have my own novel published.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 10, 2019, 10:02:26 PM
Granted. But wait, why are all the book copies that the publisher distributes to the public are either missing half of their pages or have staggering grammar issues that weren't even present in the original copy? The public is turned away by this and nobody would dare to try and read the monstrosity of that novel. :facepalm

I wish that the Gang of Seven would grow up to be adults and still be best friends forever. :DD
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on May 11, 2019, 10:19:26 PM
Granted. The Gang of Seven grow up to be adults, and remain best friends for the entire duration of that time. Unforunately, that bounty hunter that was mentioned several posts up takes an interest in them one day...

I wish to have my own novel published, free from missing pages and staggering grammar issues, and it goes on to become a best-seller.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 11, 2019, 11:00:42 PM
Granted, but you fall to an early grave before your novel becomes a best seller and everyone starts to praise you. In fact, nobody really appreciated or understood the content of the novel at first for some reason. So while it was a success, you were never able to witness the satisfaction yourself. :cry

As Kimberly Perry, a famous songwriter once said, "Funny when you're dead how people start listenin'"

I wish that school never existed.

Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on May 12, 2019, 01:06:13 PM
I kinda don't want to corrupt that wish, because it's a wish I myself would have been tempted to make. :cerahappy But I'll play along with the rules anyway.

Granted. School doesn't exist........................

........................

........................ because the universe already imploded as a result of our earlier antics in this thread. :DD

I wish Ali had appeared in more LBT films and become a regular part of the Gang.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 12, 2019, 01:17:29 PM
Granted. But unfortunately, Ali becomes so accustomed to the gang that they eventually invite her to join permanently. What's the problem, you ask? Well...Chomper is replaced. :cry

Ugh, that is something I would never want to happen! :anger
But yeah, the wish was corrupted, so...

I wish that we had the option to not corrupt a wish someone makes in this thread.

Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on May 12, 2019, 02:04:58 PM
Granted, but every time you decline to corrupt a wish, you have to pay a $10 fine. :DD

I wish I could be part of the group hug in my avatar and not get killed by anything in the process.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 12, 2019, 02:12:42 PM
Granted. You are part of the group hug, but nobody sees you other than the Gang of Five because you're invisible to everyone else. It's almost as if you were never in the group hug in the first place.

I wish that I could speak the language of all animals! :smile
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on May 12, 2019, 05:49:48 PM
Granted, but you can only attain that ability after loading up on LSD.

I wish for a nice, hot, steaming mug of tea, and one which I don't spill.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 12, 2019, 05:59:38 PM
Granted, but someone else ends up spilling your nice, hot steaming mug of tea anyways. Not on the floor, but on you. As a result, you suffer third degree burns. :sducky

I wish that humans didn't only care about money all the time.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on May 12, 2019, 06:32:17 PM
Man, I really have to question what was in that tea if it was severe enough to give me third degree burns... o_O

Granted. Society begins to place less value on money, and the world becomes a more wholesome and peaceful place. Unfortunately, you do not live to see it, as you are randomly killed in a tragic piano accident.

I wish that I didn't have a dry spell in my contract work right now and that I could get some more writing and editing gigs.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 12, 2019, 06:52:06 PM

Man, I really have to question what was in that tea if it was severe enough to give me third degree burns... o_O

Uh, let's just say someone from McDonalds had the job of heating up your tea. And yeah, haven't you heard of the McDonalds Hot Coffee Case where a 79 year old lady actually got third degree burns from her coffee being spilled on her lap? :wow

Granted, but your work contract is cut short as its stated in tiny fine print that you must take at least a four week break per writing or editing gig you do. Of course, nobody reads the contract anyway, so who could blame you? :lol:

I wish that you can wish upon a shooting star.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on May 14, 2019, 08:13:11 AM
I had not, in fact, heard of the McDonald's Hot Coffee Case. I just looked it up now. Yikes! Although I would think (or at least hope) that spilling hot coffee or tea in your lap and getting third-degree burns from it would be more the exception than the rule.

Granted. You can now wish upon a shooting star. Every time you do, your wishes will come true. Unfortunately, this means you can only wish for something when you see a shooting star. This results in you spending countless hours and countless restless nights waiting for any shooting stars to appear. But on the plus side, your wishes themselves, when you finally do get to make them, are free from corruption.
:cerahappy

I wish for an official release of the uncut version of The Land Before Time.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 14, 2019, 03:05:55 PM
Well hey, who said I would be spending hours waiting for a shooting star? Besides, it'd be much cooler experiencing a shooting star by chance. ;)

Granted. You and other LBT fans will now witness more of everyone's favorite Sharptooth, the most cunning and fierce of all. But uh oh! The parents are now suing the creators of The Land Before Time for traumatizing their children.
...People these days. Always suing for everything and nothing. :rolleyes

I wish that everyone could live happily ever after, just like the ending of a children's book! :)littlefoot
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on May 16, 2019, 10:34:14 AM
That's actually a trade-off I'm relatively okay with. I wouldn't want the LBT creators to get sued, and certainly not over something such as that. But, hey, at least we have the uncut version in all its glory. A dream come true for myself and so many other fans.
:cerahappy

Granted. Everyone does like happily ever after, just like the ending of a children's book! :)littlefoot

...in this universe, at least. Every other parallel universe out there subsequently gets eradicated by Thanos. :DD

I wish that my one aunt wasn't so busy and unavailable all the time. I wish I could spend more time with her.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 18, 2019, 01:15:25 AM
Granted. You get to hang out with your aunt more and both of you are having a swell time. Heck, you even watch LBT together. Things get out of control when she starts accompanying you everywhere you go, whether it'd be at work, the store, your bedroom, or even the bathroom. She would always insist that you are lonely and that you need her all the time.

I wish that money would grow on trees.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on May 24, 2019, 03:44:57 AM
^ Nice one. I laughed out loud at that.

Granted. Money does grow on trees, and it's quite plentiful at that. Too bad all the money is counterfeit.
:duckyhappy

I wish that real money would grow on trees.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 24, 2019, 08:40:22 PM
Granted. But all of that money grown is actually in the currency of Vietnamese dong. :p
For reference,
1 Vietnamese Dong = 0.000043 U.S Dollars.

I wish that I can be immune to ice and fire.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 03, 2019, 06:47:48 PM
Granted. You are immune to ice and fire... but not electricity. You get struck by a bolt of lightning one stormy evening. Thankfully you survive... but then you get struck again. And again. Ultimately you have the misfortune of winding up like this guy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Sullivan).

I wish that my brother and I had more in common, and thus we hung out more often.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 03, 2019, 07:02:53 PM
Well, I still get to survive all those lightning strikes. So technically, I'm kind of immune to electricity as well??? :thinking

Granted. But your aunt gets jealous of your newfound brotherly friendship and tries to kill your brother. She's unsuccessful, but paralyzes him for life.

I wish that I can change the past with no consequences for the present.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 04, 2019, 07:14:31 PM

Well, I still get to survive all those lightning strikes. So technically, I'm kind of immune to electricity as well??? :thinking
Huh. I didn't think of that, but that's a good point. Looks like I didn't do a very good job of corrupting that wish.

Granted. Nothing you change in the past will have any negative consequences for the present. However, the only way for you to change the past is to directly time travel there. Not a problem initially... until one day your time machine breaks down and leaves you stranded in the past.

To quote Anakin from Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, I wish I could just wish away my feelings. :DD
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 04, 2019, 09:08:23 PM
Granted. You wished away your feelings, but to the burden of others around you. Those feelings incarnate as an actual physical being and torments anyone they happen to encounter because they're free to do so. Some feelings like happiness can be good, but only for the short term. Others, well can get you killed in a heartbeat. You don't bother to notice or care because, well you have no feelings. ::)

I wish that I can wash all the pain and misery away from this world. :)
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 05, 2019, 06:50:45 PM
You're good at coming up with wishes that take a lot of thought to try and corrupt. This took me a good several minutes.

Granted. You are able to wash all the pain and misery away from this world. Because of you, Earth enjoys an unprecedented 20 years of complete peace. Unfortunately, it all comes to an end one day when a massive meteorite strike wipes out all life on Earth. But hey, at least there's no more pain and misery.
:cerahappy

I wish my family still owned the house I lived in while my parents were still together (as mentioned on my Ask Me thread).
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 05, 2019, 07:01:55 PM
Granted. Your family lives in the same house with your parents still happily married. But one day, they get a notice from the town to vacate the premises immediately, as a disaster is about to strike their home. They thought, "What? That's so ridiculous! There's no sign of bad weather or an invasion!" Well, soon the invasion hits. One night while your family was sleeping, your family is awoken to the sound of bulldozers outside. All they could do was scream in horror as their house and bodies get crushed by the bulldozers. And like that, all was silent. Apparently, the town wanted to make room for a new town hall. This house, including houses in the vicinity were in the way of it. So because of your wish, a lot of families including yours eventually perished as they target each house one by one. It's weird why they're so vague about it.

I wish you could be better at corrupting wishes! (Don't get me wrong, you're not bad at all. ;))
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 09, 2019, 07:55:57 PM
Granted. I have become better at corrupting wishes... which is bad news for you because it means that, every time you make a wish now, you get more screwed over than ever.
:Mo

I wish that Universal would make another LBT film.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 09, 2019, 08:28:44 PM
Granted. Universal makes another LBT film, but it's a complete disaster however. The plot is simple enough. The main characters live in the Great Valley peacefully, a conflict arises. Littlefoot and friends go off on their own adventure, and so forth. The movie ends on a happy note. Here's the surprising plot twist though: all the main characters are now empowered female characters with Mary Sue qualities and personalities. They introduce another Sharptooth character just like the one in the first movie to demonstrate their powers. They stomp and kick the sharptooth to death somehow, despite being way smaller than the sharptooth. The day is saved, movie ends.

Hopefully I'm not touching upon a topic too sensitive for this forum. :P

I wish everyone in the world can reach a state of nirvana or inner peace with themselves. :cerahappy
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 09, 2019, 10:06:23 PM
Granted. Everyone in the world reaches a state of nirvana and inner peace. Unfortunately, everyone is so busy sitting around and being all calm and relaxed, they forget to attend to their day-to-day duties in society. This includes things like maintaining cities and food production. Eventually, with no-one making the effort to survive, the human race dies out. But hey, at least they were all at peace with it.

I wish I could hug Littlefoot and not get killed by any creatures.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 09, 2019, 10:24:55 PM
Granted. You hug Littlefoot and everything is fine and dandy. You kiss it goodnight before going to bed peacefully as the longneck stares at you from the bookshelf, never moving and eyes always locked onto you. It's so inanimate looking to be honest, kind of like a plushy, don't you think?

I wish that something good would happen for each and every member registered on the GOF forum. :cerahappy
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 09, 2019, 10:34:10 PM
I had another good laugh at that one. Didn't expect that. :DD Although really, owning a Littlefoot plushy wouldn't be too bad at all. In fact, I've actually considered getting LBT plushies for my bedroom.

Granted. Something good happens for each and every member of the forum... but they're the only ones. Everyone else in the world gets struck by lightning. :sducky

I wish for Cera to be real and alive.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 09, 2019, 10:55:12 PM
Granted. Cera is real and alive. She even lives in your backyard as a bonus. One day though, you did something that got her temper through the roof. Blinded by rage, she charges at you. Before you could react, you were reduced to a bloody pulp. :cry

I wish that every wish that I made about improving the world for everyone didn't always end up with everyone dying in the end.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 09, 2019, 10:59:25 PM
You know, I had a feeling that might happen. x(cera

Granted. Now, make another wish, and I promise it won't end with any deaths. :angel
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 09, 2019, 11:09:51 PM
It seems that you haven't made a wish for me to corrupt. :thinking

You say the next wish won't end with any deaths? I hope your promise is true.

I wish everyone on Earth will die right now. The world is a tiresome and cruel place, so they all must ascend to heaven for eternal youth and peace.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 10, 2019, 12:14:10 AM
Heh, whoops. Looks like I was so busy anticipating what your next wish was going to be, I forgot to provide one of my own. :confused

Granted. Everyone on Earth dies and ascends to heaven... for a while. Eventually they are resurrected and now they live on Planet X. So, you see, the wish didn't end with any deaths. Ah, loophole abuse at its finest. :DD

More generally, though, from here on out I will try and come up with more creative answers than simply "everyone somehow ends up dying in the end". :idea

Anyway, I wish I could hug Littlefoot and not get killed by any creatures, and this time around it's the real Littlefoot and not a plushy.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 10, 2019, 03:54:57 PM
I'm looking forward to it. :Mo

Granted. You're able to hug Littlefoot for real this time, and everything is fine and dandy....for a short period. The meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs 65 million years ago is hurling towards Earth. You, Littlefoot, and did I mention the entire Gang of Seven, were vaporized instantly by the blast. It turns out that you were transported back in time in order to hug Littlefoot, instead of just having Littlefoot appear in the present. But hey, at least you died by a natural disaster, not by any creature. ;)

I wish that I can never lose my way with each passing day!
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 20, 2019, 03:52:20 PM
Granted. You never lose your way with each passing day. You always know exactly where you're going, and you make the most of every day. You're such an inspiration that many others follow in your example. Unfortunately, since they never had their wishes granted in this topic here, they do lose their way with each passing day, despite their best efforts not to. Now we have a whole bunch of people who are completely lost and confused. But hey, at least no-one died.

I wish that Universal would make another LBT film and that it's really good.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 21, 2019, 10:34:44 PM
Granted. Universal makes another LBT film and it's really good...at least the plot is. The movie is animated in Microsoft Paint and the voice actors for all the characters are substituted for kids at your local elementary school. The budget for the film? Around $100 or so. The plot took no time to make as it was stolen from a person who had a fanmade idea for a LBT film.

Eh...I wouldn't really mind seeing an LBT film like this quite ironically... :P

I wish threehorns are the best at everything! :cerahappy
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 23, 2019, 09:00:57 AM
Granted. Threehorns are the best at everything. Unfortunately, all it does is stroke their egos and reinstates the prejudices that they were slowly starting to overcome, which in turn makes the other dinosaurs jealous and resentful. The Great Valley is no longer as peaceful as it was before.

I'm hungry. I wish to order a delicious pizza.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 23, 2019, 08:25:24 PM
Granted. You order your delicious pizza. The delivery truck is sent to your home. The doorbell rings, and the scent of cheese makes your mouth water. You were about to pay for your order, but upon realizing that you have no money on you, excitement turns into horror. Cera asks you, "What's Wrong?" You reply with, "I'm doomed! I don't have any money to pay my pizza with!" She grins and tells you, "I'll take care of this!" And with that, she charges off towards the front door with the delivery person still standing at the door awaiting payment. Before that person knew what hit him however, in an instant Cera rammed and stomped on what is now a mutilated human corpse. Internally, you're happy that you got free pizza. On the other hand, you have a murder of another human on your conscious. You look at Cera with an uneasy expression and whisper to her, "So uh...now we have to hide the evidence." Both you and Cera realize that there's no getting out of this situation though. It's only a matter of time before you get caught. The question is...When?

I wish the Gang of Seven never existed! (Harsh, I know. But I'm curious to see the outcome)
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 24, 2019, 01:23:58 PM
^ Nice one. I was giggling pretty good at that.

Granted. The Gang of Seven never existed, which by extension means the LBT franchise as a whole never existed either. Which also means that I never got to discover my favourite animated film of all time. And since this forum never existed, it means that its members never had the pleasure of knowing each other, and you and I never crossed paths. :cry

I wish that Cera and I could find a way to escape justice for the murdered pizza man. Well, technically it was her alone who killed him, but since she lives with me and I'm her "owner" now, I feel like I'm accountable for this mess as well.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 24, 2019, 07:49:54 PM
It's a weird feeling to know that we all feel so comfortable in each other's presence despite still technically being complete strangers just typing on the internet, hehe. :)

Granted. You and Cera escape justice for the murdered pizza man...by killing any strangers you encounter because of your paranoia of being caught. What about the police? Well, you and Cera knock them out one by one until a police force is non-existent. Same with the FBI. So many dead innocents, hidden bodies, all because of one fatal error. For shame, for shame... :cry

I wish that today's world is a threehorn dominated society! :cerahappy
(Wow, I'm appealing to Cera and the threehorn species so much for some reason :lol:)
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 26, 2019, 02:51:05 PM
For shame, indeed. What horrible deeds have we gotten ourselves into?

Granted. Today's world is a threehorn-dominated society. Unfortunately, this results in humans and nearly all other species being subservient to the threehorns. And, in time, nearly every species that isn't a threehorn ends up in slavery as well. Although if you're on the side of the threehorns, perhaps that's not such a bad thing.

I wish that Littlefoot505 would start posting on the forum again.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 26, 2019, 04:02:02 PM
Granted. But his account has been hacked. He's spamming on threads everywhere, posting advertisements of crap nobody cares about, and attacking other users with derogatory words. The admins had no choice but to ban him for having a compromised account. Unfortunately, the real Littlefoot505 cannot be contacted for some reason. Perhaps he died in real life or he's on vacation? Nobody knows. Everyone will have to play the waiting game at this point.

I wish you and Cera's lives were back to normal! :yes
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 02, 2019, 11:03:31 PM
Granted. Her and I manage to escape any sort of prosecution or punishment, and no-one ever finds out we were responsible. However, the people that were murdered are still dead, and we spend the rest of our lives feeling guilty about it.
:(petrie

I wish my aunt hadn't paralyzed my brother (as mentioned earlier in the thread).
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 02, 2019, 11:18:35 PM
Hehe, personally if I was the one to corrupt my own wish in the previous thread, it would go like this:

"Granted. Since you wished for your lives to be back to normal, Cera has been transported back to her own universe, while StardustSoldier goes back to doing his writing gigs. Sadly, any memory that they've ever met has been erased in both of their minds."

Also, it's ironic how Littlefoot505 has returned today, despite the fact that I talked about him "being on vacation" or "dead" in this thread. :p

Granted. While your aunt didn't paralyze your brother, she did tarnish his reputation. He's now known as the person who killed your aunt, even though he never did! It turns out, your aunt planned a conspiracy to fake her death and fabricate evidence against your brother! Evil, very evil...

I wish I had no summer assignments to do!
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 02, 2019, 11:37:29 PM
You come up with a lot of funny answers. Again I had a good chuckle. And that aunt of mine... to think that I used to view her as such a nice, sweet lady...

Well look at that! It seems that my wish for Littlefoot505 to return has actually come true. Then again, that same wish was one that had previously been corrupted.
:opetrie

Granted. No longer do you have any summer assignments to do, because summer itself no longer exists. The years from here on out consist only of fall, winter, and spring.

I wish to never have trouble sleeping at night again.
:Mo
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 03, 2019, 09:45:07 PM
Granted. You'll never have trouble sleeping at night ever again...because you won't be able to! Your eyelids have now become transparent as punishment for complaining about your sleep insomnia too much. As a result, your doomed to be "awake" forever! Don't even try to block out your sight with masks or whatnot, because any contact of those will result in them disappearing.

I wish natural disasters didn't exist.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 04, 2019, 04:36:44 PM
Granted!  There is now no water, no clouds, no wind and no life.  Natural disasters help these things happen.  As a result, you have killed us all.  Good job!

I wish for the best video game in the world, free of charge.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 05, 2019, 04:46:40 AM
Granted. You are now the proud owner of the greatest video game ever, and it is yours to keep forever. Alas, it is such an obscure game that neither you nor anyone you know owns the right console to be able to play it, nor is anyone able to figure out which console can play it. All you can do is sit there and imagine how awesome it would be to play.

I wish to never have trouble sleeping at night again, but that I am still ultimately able to get to sleep.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 05, 2019, 09:38:59 PM
Granted. You'll never have trouble sleeping again after Darkrai uses Hypnosis on you every night. With his ability Bad Dreams, you will however experience horrible, traumatic nightmares for the entire duration that you're asleep for. Consequently, 1/4 of your "HP" will be drained with each nightmare. Sometimes you'd be lucky and only experience one nightmare per night. Other times it's two or three. On the rare occasion you have four nightmares, you'd wake up temporarily paralyzed and numb, a feeling of being completely drained. Do not exceed that four nightmare limit, otherwise you'll never wake up, forever trapped in a dreamlike state!
:evilsmile

I wish that Ash becomes a Pokemon Master! :cerahappy
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 07, 2019, 08:40:31 AM
Granted. Ash finally becomes a Pokemon Master! Well done, Ash!

...and the show subsequently ends. No more new Pokemon episodes to watch.

I wish that I would practice drawing more often.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 07, 2019, 05:43:28 PM
Too bad that'll never actually happen. Ash hasn't even won anything at all except for the Orange League. Even when he finally wins a Pokemon tournament and becomes champion for a specific region, he still has a long way to go before he even qualifies as a "Pokemon Master."

Granted. You practice drawing more often...on tables and the walls of buildings. You get arrested for vandalizing property and serve a 3 month sentence. While in prison, you snuggle in a couple of pencils and continue drawing on the walls of the prison. Other inmates love your drawings and admire your talent. After serving your time, they request art from you and pay you huge amounts of money for it. As a result, you're now rich.

Nice! Despite the wish being corrupted, it still ended on a happy note! :Mo

I wish Opposite Day was today!
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 12, 2019, 02:02:35 PM
Granted. Opposite Day has begun. Meaning that today, you make a bad wish which is turned into a good thing.

I'll let you go first...
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 12, 2019, 02:10:57 PM
Alrighty...

I wish all the stars in the universe exploded at once! :evilsmile
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 13, 2019, 04:18:28 PM
Granted. All the stars in the universe explode at once... and are subsequently replaced with new, better stars that will last longer than ever before.

...okay, that was kinda lame, but after sitting here for several minutes it was the best I could think of. You sure do like making tough scenarios for me, don't you?
:SmugSpike

I wish I knew more people who are Star Wars fans like I am.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 13, 2019, 04:46:42 PM
Granted!  You find the most toxic of toxic fans and are disgusted by them so much that you choose not to associate with any Star Wars fans, period.

I wish I had a better work schedule.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Bertie12 on July 14, 2019, 02:25:23 PM
Opposite Day has ended...soooo...

Granted! But you get fired the next day for making illegal wishes.

I wish we finally knew what all the raptor species in LBT were supposed to be...
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: UnionRags123 on July 14, 2019, 02:34:32 PM
We get told what the species are...but not who was what  :lol
(We didn’t actually  x(cera)


I wish that there’d be a 2nd season to the TV series (LBT)
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Bertie12 on July 14, 2019, 02:41:50 PM
We get told what the species are...but not who was what  :lol
(We didn’t actually  x(cera)


I wish that there’d be a 2nd season to the TV series (LBT)

Granted! But it sucks! And Red Claw is identified as a Diplodocus!

I wish a Land Before Time encyclopaedia was made  (I like finding out species)
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: UnionRags123 on July 14, 2019, 02:59:48 PM
We get told what the species are...but not who was what  :lol
(We didn’t actually  x(cera)


I wish that there’d be a 2nd season to the TV series (LBT)

Granted! But it sucks! And Red Claw is identified as a Diplodocus!

I wish a Land Before Time encyclopaedia was made  (I like finding out species)
(Noooo Red Claw would disgrace the Diplodocuses - or whatever the plural is lol)
(Would Screech and Thud become Tinysauruses?)

As for the encyclopedia...it gets made...but never shared  :lol


I wish the Original Sharptooth would come back...
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 14, 2019, 03:13:05 PM

Granted!  You find the most toxic of toxic fans and are disgusted by them so much that you choose not to associate with any Star Wars fans, period.
Hah, that's actually not too far off from some of the experiences I've had in the past.
:PCera

Granted. The Original Sharptooth returns and becomes the main antagonist of the 3rd season of the TV series. Alas, that too ends up being of inferior quality.

I wish I was a wise, powerful, noble Jedi Master.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 14, 2019, 03:52:01 PM
Granted. But Darth Vader is your father.

Your Reaction: No, that's not true! That's impossible!

I honestly didn't really have any ideas for corrupting that wish. :sducky

I wish Mo would appear again in a future movie or TV series. :Mo
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 14, 2019, 04:57:32 PM
It's okay. I was a bit stumped earlier when it came to your Opposite Day wish.

Granted. A couple years down the road, Universal releases The Land Before Time XV: Return to Big Water, which again features Mo in a prominent role. Unfortunately, Mo turns out to be your father.
:Mo

More generally, I'm curious to see what you'll think of the ninth film when you end up seeing it.

I wish I could have unlimited coupons for free hot dogs. :cerahappy
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: UnionRags123 on July 14, 2019, 07:44:32 PM
You get the unlimited coupons...but they’re always expired  :SmugSpike


I wish that there would be a remake of X...but with all the longnecks  :lol
Well all the longnecks except Mama Longneck... :(petrie
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 14, 2019, 09:37:37 PM
Granted. But in that remake of LBT X, the longnecks take over the Great Valley and kills everyone that refuses to leave. Also, the segregation of species has returned again due to this, and Littlefoot is exiled from the valley for being friends with other kinds. Shunned by his own family, he can only look forward to spending time with the first ever friends he made since he first searched for the Great Valley.

I wish I could meet Mo at the ocean in real life. :Mo
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game
Post by: Bertie12 on July 15, 2019, 08:02:00 AM
Granted. But in that remake of LBT X, the longnecks take over the Great Valley and kills everyone that refuses to leave. Also, the segregation of species has returned again due to this, and Littlefoot is exiled from the valley for being friends with other kinds. Shunned by his own family, he can only look forward to spending time with the first ever friends he made since he first searched for the Great Valley.

I wish I could meet Mo at the ocean in real life. :Mo

With him is the Liopluerodon, which eats him before you can get a good look at him.

I wish Disney’s the Jungle Book can become more popular than Frozen.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: UnionRags123 on July 15, 2019, 02:18:59 PM
It becomes more popular...but then gets crushed in popularity by Frozen 2  :lol


To be honest I wish that another “good” character would die in the LBT...so that Mama Longneck wouldn’t be lonely  :lol (it seems like only Sharpteeth defeated by the Gang die...)
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 15, 2019, 08:46:39 PM
Granted. Being the most obvious choice here, Littlefoot is another "good" character that would die in LBT. He gets to reunite with his mother in the Great Beyond, so that's good news for him. However, his other six friends are depressed and enraged at his sudden disappearance. Without him, their adventures will never be the same. One day, they decided to end their suffering once and for all by feeding themselves to the sharpteeth. This, of course sends them to the Great Beyond as well, and the Gang of Seven is reunited once again. As expected in the real world, the parents are mourning over their deaths, blaming themselves for such a failure. With the main cast officially dead, the LBT series ends.

...Or does it?

Stay tuned for...The Land Before Time XXX: Journey In The Afterlife :lol

I wish Chomper's Parents would make another appearance in a future movie or TV episode!
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: UnionRags123 on July 15, 2019, 09:25:20 PM
They make another appearance...but it’s in a flashback  :lol


I wish there’d be an “epic” battle between all the Longnecks in the franchise and all the Sharpteeth in the franchise
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Bertie12 on July 16, 2019, 07:16:12 AM
They make another appearance...but it’s in a flashback  :lol


I wish there’d be an “epic” battle between all the Longnecks in the franchise and all the Sharpteeth in the franchise

The battle is epic, but it ends with a Rainbowface named Willy Wonka charging in with a laser and frying all the Sharpteeth in the area, before breaking the fourth wall and making the cringiest joke possible. :rainbowwave

I wish people liked Wild Arms better.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: UnionRags123 on July 16, 2019, 11:28:51 PM
People like him better...than the yellow bellies  :lol


I wish that they’d re-break Saurus Rock  :lol
(This is an instance of Union having stupid thoughts around midnight lol)
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 16, 2019, 11:35:09 PM
Granted. The Gang of Five destroys Saurus Rock again. Eh, who cares though? The stupid superstitions they believe in are a bunch of bulls- WHAT THE HELL? Why is everything on Earth being sucked into its core? It just became a black hole!
:opetrie

I wish the Great Valley would flood again so Mo could meet his Mud Brothers once more! :Mo
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 21, 2019, 08:19:32 PM
Granted!  The valley floods completely and they all drown.  Save for Petrie, who can fly.  He has to live with sorrow for his lost friends. :(petrie

I wish Photobucket disappeared forever.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 21, 2019, 09:11:56 PM
^Uh...no mention of Mo whatsoever? Dang, well that wish became more corrupted than I thought it would.

Granted. Photobucket disappears forever and everyone is happy. However, all YouTube videos are doomed to have Unregistered Hypercam 2 watermark on the side, and each video will randomly either have Let The Bodies Hit The Floor OR 009 Soundscape System Dreamscape as the choice for background music. Also, all videos are automatically converted to 240p.

I wish that humans could communicate with animals and understand them! :)
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 22, 2019, 12:14:39 AM
Granted. However, it leads to tension with the human race when Mo and his Mud Brothers voice their concerns about their ocean world getting polluted. Also, because my cat can now communicate with me peoperly, he gets more demanding with begging me for food, which only ends up irritating me. Cats, eh, waddaya gonna do with 'em?

I wish I could be clean-shaven without having to shave.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 27, 2019, 01:26:01 AM
Granted. You can be clean-shaven without having to shave, because you now use another but more painful method of removing your facial hair. Each individual hair strand will be plucked off your face with a tweezer, so you'd be spending the whole day doing that.

I wish that it was yesterday again.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 27, 2019, 06:32:02 AM
^ Haha, nice one!


I thought of two different corruptions for your wish, so I will share both of them with you:

1) Granted. Today has been transformed into yesterday. However, because I was one day late in responding to you (on the 27th), I transform the day into the 26th. However, because the 26th is when you made your wish, you were probably thinking of the 25th. Thus, it's one day off from the day you actually wanted. Whoops!

2) Granted. Today has been transformed into yesterday... and this time around it's the day you had in mind. So you get to relive it all over again. Isn't that great? So great, in fact, that you get to live it once again. And again. And again. You're now stuck in a groundhog day loop.


I wish I could wave a magic wand and make all my whiskers fall off painlessly.
 :Mo
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: UnionRags123 on July 27, 2019, 10:46:06 AM
You get the magic wand...and all your whiskers fall off painlessly...BUT the magic wand also makes your limbs fall off - painfully



I wish that Topps would get booted from the Great Valley Council  :lol
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 27, 2019, 05:14:07 PM
Granted. Topsy gets booted from the Great Valley Council. What you may not realize however, is that he was planning a Threehorn Rebellion behind everyone's back, and at the dead of night when everyone is asleep, they attack and kill all of the leaders in the council. Therefore, the Threehorns become the new dominant species, and Topsy is now the supreme dictator of the Great Valley. Everyone must admit that Threehorns are the best at everything, and anyone who dares to oppose them will be prosecuted and never be seen again.

I wish today was tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 28, 2019, 03:35:24 AM
Granted. Today is now tomorrow. Too bad today was the day you were supposed to hand in your summer assignments. Since that day got skipped, your assignments are now late, costing you precious marks.

I wish John Lennon and George Harrison had never died and were still making great music to this day.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on August 10, 2019, 04:26:30 PM
Granted. But this is how all of their live (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rWgWBA0wP7U) performances would sound like.

I wish that tomorrow was actually the day prior to today.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on August 10, 2019, 07:37:03 PM
Granted. Tomorrow arrives and it ends up being the day prior to today. Then the next day comes, and the same thing happens in that it's the day prior to the then-current today. Meaning that, with each new day, you're going backwards in time rather than forward. It keeps on going and going, with no apparent end in sight...

I wish National Land Before Time Day was actually a thing.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on August 11, 2019, 01:43:21 AM
Granted, but because of my previous wish where tomorrow is actually yesterday, time goes backwards until eventually National Land Before Time day ceases to exist because the movie has never been made before November 18th, 1988. Oh, and eventually the universe wouldn't exist.

I wish that Hitler was accepted into art school, and therefore becoming a world renowned artist instead of the infamous villain in World War II.

Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on August 17, 2019, 09:45:40 AM
Granted. However, due to Germany no longer becoming a major threat, World War II plays out very differently, and Joseph Stalin ends up taking over the world.

I wish for some Doritos and a Klondike Bar.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on August 17, 2019, 03:46:48 PM
Granted. You get Doritos laced with ghost pepper seasoning and burn your freaking mouth. You get a Klondike bar, but one with peanuts in it. For some reason you spontaneously gain a peanut allergy and suffer an allergic reaction as a result. You are rushed to the Emergency Room in critical condition. Expected recovery time in the hospital is 2 weeks and another 2 weeks after you're discharged.

I wish I could breathe in space and be immune to radiation.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on August 31, 2019, 11:47:23 PM
Granted. You can breathe in space and are immune to radiation. Too bad you aren't immune to measles! You subsequently come down with a fever.

I wish I didn't get embarassed so easily.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on September 02, 2019, 02:27:42 AM
Granted. You have no shame whatsoever that you start to do things that are weird or even illegal in public. Taking number twos and walking around nude are things to consider. That results in your arrest and jail time of 3 months. Because of that, you have reason to be an even more embarassed person than you ever were before you even made this wish. Being bombarded with ridicule and publicity is not a good sight, is it?

I wish that I would never feel tired ever again and not suffer the effects of the lack of sleep.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on September 03, 2019, 07:02:53 PM
Granted. Never again will you require sleep, nor feel tired from lack of sleep. However, you don't want other people to get suspicious of you not sleeping, so you'll often lay in bed at night and pretend to sleep. But since you're just lying there doing nothing, it gets rather boring at times. :bang

But after a couple of years, you become less careful and guarded about your secret, until eventually people began to figure it out. You then get endless questions from people wanting to know how you do it. Then one day, a bunch of scientists show up at your door wanting to perform some tests on you.
:PCera

I wish my one (ex-)friend and I hadn't had a falling out, that we still got along well.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on September 04, 2019, 07:37:49 PM
Granted. You and your former friend now got along very well. However, you sacrifice any social contact or connection with all of your other friends, whether it would be social media or real life, as a harsh condition of this friendship contract. If you try to make friends or talk to anyone else, they'd run away away faster than you can say, "Sharptooth!" :P

I wish that I had much more free time.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on September 10, 2019, 01:07:59 AM
Granted. You find yourself in a plane that crashes, leaving you stranded on a deserted, tropical island. Now you have all the free time you could possibly want.

I wish they'd release a new Wario Land game sometime this year or next year (and a good one at that). The last entry was released way back in 2008. I miss the series.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on September 12, 2019, 03:33:06 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, your new Wario Land game turned out to be a scam, and you end up with a game where you traverse the grades of Wumbo school, studying 12 years of Wumbology. Plus, you get to play an after game where you get your master's degree at the University of Wumbo. This is what happens when you try to get games that start with a W. All of them will turn out to be a game about Wumbo. You may be thinking that it's not so bad and it could be fun, right? Well, unless you find a lecture about Wumbology fun, you will find it to be very boring, repetitive, and annoying pretty quickly. By the way, turning off the TV/Console and/or unplugging them will result in the frying of your devices. The only way to escape is to get your Master's degree. So, good luck! No, you can't AFK or Idle. :p

I wish that water tasted and felt like Coca Cola. That way, I can get the satisfying effects without the added caffeine and sugar!
:Mo



Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on September 12, 2019, 06:43:56 PM
Granted!  However, as a result, all life in the water dies.  On top of that, water doesn't re-hydrate anyone so everyone dies of thirst.

I wish Ruby got MUCH better representation in the TV Series.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Sleeping-force's-inside on September 14, 2019, 07:47:29 AM
Unfortunately, Ruby Before Time isn't as popular and gets cancelled AGAIN...

I wish summers were cooler around here.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on September 15, 2019, 03:02:37 AM
Granted. From here on out, summers cool down to a much more pleasant temperature. In the process, however, the other seasons become colder as well, winter in particular.
:facepalm

I wish that Ali and Shorty had appeared in more than one film.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on September 16, 2019, 07:26:42 PM
Granted. But because Ali and Shorty appeared in more than one film, it gave them the chance to be together with the gang, and therefore bond with each other in a blossoming relationship. Littlefoot gets jealous and tries to push a huge boulder on Shorty to kill him, but Ali saves him by pushing Littlefoot off the cliff he was gonna push the boulder off of. Basically, Littlefoot went falling towards the ground and pieces of tissue, blood, and bones splattered everywhere. While Ali may had a tiny bit of guilt in her, she knew that it was for a noble cause. And besides, why marry a Longneck that would thirst for blood anyway?

I wish that the song If We Hold On Together by Diana Ross plays on the radio stations.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on September 16, 2019, 09:17:10 PM
Granted, but no one paid for a license for it.  As a result, they all go off the air due to expensive lawsuits.

I wish I was making more money at work. (No really, I wish I was.)
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on September 16, 2019, 10:29:23 PM
Granted. You are making more money at work, but only because you found a way to avoid paying taxes. Don't worry though, the government has caught on to your dirty deed and you are sentenced to a year in prison and a fine of $50,000.

I wish that Jirachi was an actual real life partner with pokeplayer984! :DD
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on September 17, 2019, 01:29:23 AM
Granted. The two of them go on many wonderful adventures together. Too bad their spirits are crushed when they end up losing the Pokemon League. :cry Although their tragic tale does inspire the plot of the Pokemon Detective Pikachu sequel. :DD

I wish the entire LBT soundtrack had been officially released. As you can see from this analysis (https://www.deviantart.com/amcalmaron/art/Land-Before-Time-Analysis-135912963), there's some musical cues in the film that don't appear on the album. Ditto for an official release of the sequel soundtracks as well.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on September 18, 2019, 07:34:36 PM
Granted. But, there is a slight catch to this. You see, somehow they knew what you hated the most and inserted the Hello Kitty song into many of the songs in the LBT soundtrack. Sweatshirt and I Play Pokémon Go Everyday are also inserted in the soundtrack. How are they inserted, you ask? Well, all of those songs will play at the same time as the original intended LBT song, but at 200% volume, while the LBT one is played at 50% volume. Good luck hearing the songs like that. :p

I wish that Mo was a Mosasaurus. :Mo

Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on October 11, 2019, 05:01:19 PM
Granted. Mo is now a Mosasaurus. Remember how the Mosasaurus encounter turned out last time (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=12901.msg491003#msg491003)?

I wish for a free Nintendo Switch.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 11, 2019, 05:39:31 PM
Granted!  Here's a box of the Nintendo Switch.  Just the box.  You wanted that, right?

I wish there was more entertaining things on YouTube these days.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on October 12, 2019, 09:57:52 PM
Granted. Mo is now a Mosasaurus. Remember how the Mosasaurus encounter turned out last time (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=12901.msg491003#msg491003)?

You haven’t seen the aftermath then, didn’t you? (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=16505.msg491553#msg491553)

Granted. There are more entertaining things on YouTube. Prank in the hood gone wrong (almost died), 24 hour challenges, don’t try this at 3 AM, all capital letters in the titles and red arrows in the thumbnails, all those types of videos are the things produced after making that wish. Wait a minute...what is your definition of entertaining?
:PAli

I wish that the Animals of Farthingwood had a more popular following.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 14, 2019, 06:34:49 AM
Granted, it had one more fan.  It didn't change anything about how it was distributed later on.

I wish being an idiot was against the law.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on October 14, 2019, 07:49:46 AM
Granted. People who are genuine idiots get arrested for their stupidity and locked up so the rest of us don't have to put up with them any more. Unfortunately, there's so many idiots out there that jails all around the world soon suffer from overcrowding and simply can't contain everyone. More jails are built to accomodate this, but it proves to be a significant drain on society's resources, and society itself starts to collapse because too much of the population was arrested. :smile

I wish for a free Nintendo Switch. Not just the box this time, but an actual, functional Switch.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 14, 2019, 08:57:14 AM
Granted, but it was found to actually be stolen, and the real person who is the culprit, whom gave you the Switch, has done a great job at framing you for his crime.  You now get to spend time in jail for a crime you did not commit.  All because you wanted free stuff.

I wish to be THE most popular person in the world.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: OwlsCantRead on October 14, 2019, 09:50:24 AM
Granted, but all that popularity means that you can't do anything with being judged until you almost want to lob said popularity away.

I wish for more free time.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on October 14, 2019, 01:53:15 PM
Granted. Prisoners around the world get more free time, and therefore more time to devise and plan a prison escape. Good job, you just caused a mass hysteria in towns and cities because of your foolish wish, as many prisoners are now roaming the streets and robbing/killing anyone within their vicinity. Because of this, military intervention is involved, which ironically threatens the safety of normal citizens even further.

(If you’re wondering, he didn’t specify who got more free time, he just asked for more free time)

I wish that Princess Celestia and Princess Luna ruled America.

(Jeez, this was so random) :slap
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on November 23, 2019, 11:51:06 PM
Granted. However, because they come from the Pony kingdoms, it's what they're accustomed to and they don't adjust well to our world at all. They make such terrible rulers for America that they end up getting impeached.

I wish that Cera could come back to living in my apartment. It's been a long time now and I miss having her with me.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on December 13, 2019, 06:10:12 PM
Granted, but with her suddenly appearing there she gets frightened and starts running around, destroying stuff.  She eventually rams through your door and runs away.  When you try to explain what happened, you are seen as crazy.  As such, you are not just forced to pay for the damage, but also are sent to a mental hospital.

I wish to be immortal.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on December 14, 2019, 04:11:51 PM
Granted, but you’re teleported to the surface of the sun to suffer for all of eternity. It’s like living in Hell, but you’re still technically alive.
:evilsmile

I wish that I never procrastinate.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on December 30, 2019, 09:53:52 AM
Granted. You instead become a workaholic who is never able to relax and have fun.

Granted, but with her suddenly appearing there she gets frightened and starts running around, destroying stuff.  She eventually rams through your door and runs away.  When you try to explain what happened, you are seen as crazy.  As such, you are not just forced to pay for the damage, but also are sent to a mental hospital.

In that case, I wish for Littlefoot to come and live in my apartment. He's a lot more mellow, so surely nothing bad will come of that...?
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: OwlsCantRead on December 30, 2019, 10:05:03 AM
Granted, but Littlefoot's propensity to lead kicks in and he micromanages you life like an annoying roommate.

I wish that I can fly, like a flyer! :D
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on January 07, 2020, 05:04:28 PM
Granted. You are now a flyer, who can fly, and in quite a spectacular manner. :DD

You are a quaint creature. One who, unfortunately, soars when the Night Circle is poised at the highest point of the twilight sky, messing up your circadian rhythm in the process. Truly, a tragic flyer. :cry

Since trying to have Cera live in my apartment didn't exactly work as planned the last time around, I wish that we could find a better home for her.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on January 08, 2020, 11:45:12 PM
Granted. You have found a better home for Cera, which happens to be in your backyard.  You don’t have a backyard, you say? Well too bad, it now occupies a 10 mile woodland area, basically destroying the other houses and your neighbors in existence, which happen to be your fellow GOF members. But don’t worry, they’re perfectly alive and well...back in The Land Before Time. It turns out that this ten mile stretch of land came straight from the Mysterious Beyond. Hopefully no Sharpteeth were brought to the present world, and hopefully the GOF members can brave the lands alone...

I wish that Mo could convince the people on Earth today to take ocean pollution really seriously.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 20, 2020, 02:55:08 PM
Granted!  People don't throw trash in the ocean anymore.  Now, we have more garbage in landfills.  So much so that someone's neighborhood needs to be demolished for the new pile of trash.  Apparently, your neighborhood has been chosen.  Have fun moving!

I wish to win the lottery.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on January 20, 2020, 09:13:38 PM
Granted. You won the lottery. Your grand prize comes with a lifetime supply of tree stars and 1 million pounds of tree sweets. Now that’s living life like a king, isn’t it? ;)

Oh wait. You need to be a Great Valley resident in order to qualify. Sorry, better luck next time!

I wish that reverse psychology didn’t work on wishes that can be corrupted.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on January 23, 2020, 06:25:25 PM
Granted. Reverse psychology no longer works on wishes that can be corrupted. Reverse psychology still works on everything else, however. You soon find yourself the unfortunate victim of mind games from all sorts of people who constantly use reverse psychology on you in your day to day life.
:!

I wish I could find the motivation to get my LBT drawings and stories all done.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on January 25, 2020, 04:36:02 PM
Granted. You found the motivation of getting your LBT drawings and stories all done. But in order to do so, you must drain the life and sanity out of all the other writers and artists on the forum, including me to gain that motivation in the first place. Too bad you never realized and thought that they gave up writing for their own personal reasons. With no competition at the end of the year, the admins have no choice but to give you every single GOF award there is to offer.

...Meanwhile, everyone ends up homeless because they're all depressed and lost the will to live. The forum is a graveyard site after the year ends.

I wish that all good wishes turn into bad wishes!
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on February 14, 2020, 12:01:18 PM
Hmm, but isn't that what this thread already is? Turning good wishes into bad ones. Or should I go one step beyond that?

Granted. All good wishes have become bad ones, even the ones outside of this thread. Enjoy a world filled with terrible wishes. That's what you wanted all along, right?
:chompysmile

I wish for the Elixir of the Gods.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on February 14, 2020, 07:34:54 PM
Uh, Stardust? But if you make bad wishes, doesn’t it “corrupt” them, essentially making them good wishes? Or am I missing something here?
:thinking

Granted. You got the Elixir of the Gods. What you didn’t take in consideration however was that the dreaded Sharptooth sought for that type of power for ages, and his sniffer caught the whiff of the mystical essence. He decapitates and swallows your guts whole, and after enjoying a nice tasty snack, he drank the contents of the mixture, becoming the most fearsome, unstoppable, holy creature to ever exist. All must bow down to him now, the entire world is now ruled by him, and only him. Even other Sharpteeth are inferior and must face the wrath of a god.

Life as we know it will never be the same, all because of one’s own arrogance to achieve immortality and eternal youth. Only another God can get rid of this threat for good, but unfortunately for humanity...all faith was lost already for them. I bid everyone Good Luck on whatever couple of weeks or months you have left on Earth before the invasion begins.

Ta ta! :bestsharptooth

I wish everything I said above turned into a movie! :olittlefoot
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on February 14, 2020, 07:54:32 PM
Granted!  Your movie turned out to be a big flop.  So much so that it was seen as the worst movie ever made and you somehow got negative theatrical ticket sales.  Don't ask how, you just did.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on February 21, 2020, 03:58:24 AM
Granted. Unfortunately, because I have that same desire as you, the wish gets transferred to me (uncorrupted), and you get left with...well the full rights and ownership to my terrible movie that bombed at the box office. Have fun trying to get all of that wasted money back! :p

I wish my sleep schedule wasn’t so erratic.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 23, 2020, 03:06:12 PM
Granted!  You now don't sleep at all.  However, since sleep is essential, you end up getting sick due to Sleep Deprivation.  You go to the hospital to try and fix this, but they are unable to and in the span of 12 days since the wish, you die due to Heart Failure caused by Sleep Deprivation.

I wish to be good at speedrunning games.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 24, 2020, 12:32:25 AM
Granted. You get good at speedrunning games. So good for a matter of fact, that your records somehow bypass the theoretical fastest times possible for each of the games you play. As a result, everyone deems you a fraud and a cheater, resulting in your ban from all gaming leaderboards worldwide. :P

I wish the rainbowfaces were real. :olittlefoot :rainbowwave
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 31, 2020, 10:23:33 AM
Granted, but as with any intelligent species, there is always one that is evil.  As such, that one has come to take over Earth.  Good job dooming us all.

Like many, I wish the Coronavirus was gone.  As in completely gone.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 31, 2020, 10:16:54 PM
Granted. Coronavirus is now completely banished, and everyone's lives go back to normal.

Except...as a side effect of everyone using unnecessary antibiotics and hand sanitizer all the time because of the widespread panic, a new super bug has been formed. With medical supplies running critically low due to the previous pandemic, death rates skyrocket to a whopping 87.65% for anyone that contracts this new strong and resilient strain of bacteria. You didn't necessarily doom us with the wish, but rather it was humanity's own undoing.

I wish we had the ability to "drive" the Earth, enabling us to visit distant stars, solar systems, and other galaxies. :lol
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 06, 2020, 04:30:09 AM
Granted!  Turns out, we already have the technology to do so and a device capable of it.  We are just waiting to create an artificial sun to keep the Earth warm as we travel to other systems.  This is meant to be a VERY closely guarded secret as to ensure no idiot "drives" us to extinction.  However, one day, well before we have the artificial sun finished, the wrong person finds out.  He breaks in and is able to move the Earth just enough to start causing rapid and destructive changes before he destroys the device while trying to stop him.  The destructive force of the changes end up wiping out ALL life.  The Earth is now an uninhabitable planet.  Once again, your wish has doomed us all.

I wish for Trump to lose this year's election.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: RainbowFaceProtege on April 22, 2020, 08:30:36 PM
Granted! A sharptooth materializes out of nowhere and eats Trump before he can win the election. Unfortunately, said sharptooth then eats all other political candidates and claims the White House for himself. America's government is reconfigured as a monarchy under the Tyrant Lizard King!

I wish I could travel back in time, but only as an invisible observer, unable to affect past events.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Little Bro on April 30, 2020, 06:24:58 PM
Wish granted, I sent you back in time to yesterday, and you are going to observe everyone in the house, again.

I wish I could do a Mario Kart race, but actually be on the track, as a real racer, next to Yoshi.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 16, 2020, 04:46:27 AM
Granted, but you're terrible at it!  You constantly get last place and are seen as the worst racer ever.  Also, since you're next to Yoshi, he is carried down with you.  Knowing you are the cause of his bad racing, he hates you for it.

I wish the Pokemon Community would stop being so toxic about so many little things.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Enchanted-Valley96 on May 16, 2020, 05:02:31 AM
I wish Baby Shark never existed.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Little Bro on May 16, 2020, 12:01:11 PM
Wish granted! A new song came out called "Toddler Shark" and it is way more annoying.

I wish I had a big, lazy cat.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: RainbowFaceProtege on May 16, 2020, 01:24:31 PM
Guess I do two since pokeplayer got skipped?

I wish the Pokemon Community would stop being so toxic about so many little things.
Granted! The Pokemon Community is now toxic about some very BIG things, resulting in new levels of disagreement that escalate into war and eventually wipe out the human race as we know it! :rhett_ohno

I wish I had a big, lazy cat.
Granted! Your new cat is a 700-pound furball that takes up an entire room, and out of its laziness, it won't stop trying to sit on your lap! :rhett_ohsnap


I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Little Bro on May 16, 2020, 03:16:24 PM
Wish granted! All cats are now allergic to you!

I wish a friendly, little alien would land in my yard, in their little flying saucer.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: RainbowFaceProtege on May 17, 2020, 04:29:26 PM
Wish granted! A friendly, little alien in a little flying saucer does indeed land in your yard...in fact, there are two of them...no, ten...no, they're coming so fast I've lost count! They're all so excited to meet you that they take up residence in your home. In no time, this invasion, despite being born of no malicious intentions, has robbed you of all your food and personal space.

I wish it wasn't so cloudy out right now.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Little Bro on May 17, 2020, 06:01:08 PM
Wish granted! The clouds are all gone, but now it's to hot. Now, it's 96 and increasing. It is now to hot to move, and you sit in the bathtub for the rest of the day.

I wish Rhett was more honest.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 18, 2020, 06:14:46 PM
Granted, but he is a bit TOO honest and tells Ali rather disturbing things about himself and what he wants to do with her, turning her off completely.  Ali dumps him for Littlefoot as a result.

I wish for 1 Billion Dollars in real money.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Little Bro on May 18, 2020, 06:45:17 PM
Wish Granted! Here is 1 billion dollars in realLY FAKE money! Did you really think that you would get that much? I'm not made of money!

I wish that Stitch, from "Lilo and Stitch" was in my house, walking around. And he can't be an action figure or statue!
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: OwlsCantRead on May 18, 2020, 06:47:30 PM
Oi, granted, but the other six hundred and twenty five experiments are there as well.

I wish I wasn't so prone to driving people away.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Little Bro on May 18, 2020, 06:57:42 PM
Wish Granted! Now, you are famous, and everybody wants to meet you, and you can't even have one private moment. You can't even go to sleep, because off all the people knocking on your door and calling you.

I wish that I could come up with many, many good ideas.  :idea
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: RainbowFaceProtege on May 18, 2020, 09:28:25 PM
Wish granted! You now have an endless number of brilliant ideas, and the sheer amount is so staggering that you are overwhelmed. Indecision as to which ideas are the best ultimately prevents you from acting on any of them.

I wish I was good at drawing realistically.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Little Bro on May 18, 2020, 11:00:34 PM
Wish Granted! You are now good at drawing realistic toilets, toilet paper, and pants. Enjoy!

I wish our house had a slide like on Jimmy Fallon.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 02, 2020, 07:52:56 PM
Quote
You are now good at drawing realistic toilets, toilet paper, and pants.
This sentence got a good chortle out of me. It just sounds funny. :smile

Wish granted. You now have your very own slide. Too bad it leads to the volcanic wasteland area seen in the first LBT.

I wish that I was a yellowbelly.
:PCera
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Little Bro on June 02, 2020, 09:47:04 PM
Wish granted! You are now a Yellowbelly stuffed animal.

I wish that Chomper stayed a baby longer than just one movie.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 18, 2020, 04:33:53 PM
Wish granted!  He was a baby in a never before seen movie, but the movie itself was terrible (Worse than Wisdom of Friends.) and Chomper was far more annoying, to the point where his popularity would have tanked had this ever been released.  Luckily for him, the only copy of the film was burned.  However, there are rumors that a copy was sent to the Dark Web before it was burned.  It is said to be in the hands of an extreme hater of The Land Before Time waiting for the right moment to pounce to permanently ruin the series.

I wish I had a MUCH better job than the one I currently have.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Little Bro on July 21, 2020, 02:57:35 PM
Wish granted! You get the best job, but you get paid one cent per day.

I wish with all my might that I could...
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on August 13, 2020, 01:06:20 AM
That you could...? Erm...?

:confused

Well, I can't really think of a proper way to corrupt this wish since I'm not sure what it is you're wishing for. But then again, I also can't really grant it either. I suppose that could count as your corruption. :smile

I wish to find out what Little Bro's wish was. :olittlefoot
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Sharpely on August 13, 2020, 02:54:49 AM
Granted. Little Bro's wish was for your ugliest secret to be revealed, in this very thread no less  :rhett_grin

I wish I had a pet betta fish!



Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Little Bro on August 14, 2020, 08:56:26 PM
That you could...? Erm...?

:confused

Well, I can't really think of a proper way to corrupt this wish since I'm not sure what it is you're wishing for. But then again, I also can't really grant it either. I suppose that could count as your corruption. :smile

I wish to find out what Little Bro's wish was. :olittlefoot
^Ha Ha  :lol:

Wish granted! But you didn't wish for the tank, or the food.

I wish that I was a moderator on this forum. (Not really, I just want to see how someone corrupts this.)
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Sharpely on August 15, 2020, 08:34:24 PM
Granted! You are now a mod, but after having to ban one person you gain a reputation for being overly strict somehow.

I wish Cera's mother and older siblings had been recurring characters in the sequels.

Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Little Bro on August 17, 2020, 02:54:30 PM
Wish granted! However, Cera's mother will only let Cera play with other Threehorns, so now, the Gang of Five becomes the gang of four.   :lfsadface :(petrie :sducky

I wish there was a crossover between LBT and Jurassic Park.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Sharpely on August 17, 2020, 10:21:57 PM
Granted, but the human main characters run in fear of the LBT characters so they don't get much screen time :P

I wish I were a great singer!
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Little Bro on August 22, 2020, 06:15:37 PM
Wish granted! But when you make it to your first world tour, you realize that you have stage fright and pass out in front of 1,500,000 people! One person in the audience video taped this, and it went viral, so you may never show yourself in public again because you're now known as "The Fainter."

I wish the days weren't getting shorter where I live.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on August 27, 2020, 05:28:05 PM
Granted. The Earth on one side is scorched to ashes, while the other half is literally frozen. The days aren't getting shorter as you requested, but with unforeseen consequences as a result. :crazy

I wish I could high five Mo right now! :Mo
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Little Bro on September 05, 2020, 08:07:36 PM
Wish Grant- Oh! wait, Mo doesn't have fingers, so, no high five.

I wish for an LBT 15.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Sharpely on September 08, 2020, 12:38:50 AM
Granted! LBT 15 is the dumbest Land Before Time ever, though: the conflict involves the gang spending the WHOLE TIME rolling down a hill. That's it. At some point there's a Sharptooth that tries to chase them but he trips and just starts rolling with them.

I wish I could transform into a cat and live a double life as a Warrior Cats character :D :D :D
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on September 26, 2020, 10:00:23 AM
Granted!  You are the Warrior Cats' cat.  You are nothing but a lazy house cat who is pointed to every so often on the show.  However, you are seen as the worst character.  So much so that when the producers kill you off, no one cares, not even the characters in the show.  You're literally forgotten a moment later.  As if you never existed.

I wish I won Powerball.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on September 26, 2020, 09:43:36 PM
Granted. Congratulations pokeplayer984, you won the Powerball! :Mo

...

Spoiler: ShowHide
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/672/923/641.gif)

Oh. You won that kind of powerball...
A cannonball to the head...
Rest in peace. :cry


I wish answering English comprehension questions weren't so frustrating! :duckyscared
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Sharpely on October 08, 2020, 05:56:17 PM
Granted! You now ace every English comprehension quiz, and are a master of the language itself. However, you'll never quite get the gist of any other language, however similar it might be to English.

I wish I could decide where to go to school at (college).
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: ImpracticalDino on October 26, 2020, 08:37:11 AM
Granted! You have the ability to go to any college you want, but it doesn't matter anyway since all colleges are owned by a single monopoly and they will charge you the most expensive price of $20k per semester! Everybody is basically drowning in student debt at this point...
:duckyscared

I wish the first LBT movie can be remastered in 4K HD quality! :olittlefoot
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 01, 2021, 05:20:20 AM
Granted, but there is only 1 copy and it is locked away in a high security vault.  It is also deep underground and guarded by many soldiers.  Good luck getting it!

I wish 2020 was a person so I can do horrible, horrible things to it.  Oh, and be allowed to do those horrible, horrible things without consequences.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Sharpely on January 05, 2021, 01:05:36 AM
Granted, but 2020 has a gun  :p

I wish I could find my Super Nintendo input cables  :anger
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 12, 2021, 06:01:39 PM
Granted, but they have been chewed apart by a cat.

I wish to have the girl of my dreams.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: StardustSoldier on February 17, 2021, 09:26:05 AM
You find the girl of your dreams and settle down with her. The two of you enjoy a happy, healthy relationship for a whole year.
 :chompysmile

But only for a year. Then you break up with each other. :cry


I wish for an LBT 15, and one that's actually good. :yes
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 06, 2021, 06:04:06 PM
Granted, but it can never get the funding necessary so it doesn't get released.

I wish to live in the world of Pokemon.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Little Bro on April 22, 2021, 07:16:45 PM
Okay, but I immediately catch you, and then I accidentally drop the Pokeball down 10,000 foot cliff.

I wish Ducky had world domination!  :smucky
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Compsognathus on March 02, 2022, 02:07:34 AM
Granted, but she will have it only for a week, and everyone will know about anything evil, what she did.

Ï wish I could befriend Chomper.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Mr. Clubtail on September 22, 2022, 07:15:12 PM
Granted, but Chomper's parents might view you as food.

I wish, that StrutEggStealer (also known as TheBattyCrow on DeviantArt) was still active.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: chomper94 on October 01, 2022, 07:03:18 PM
Granted, but he’s only there for one day.

I wish I could become my avatar.
Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Game.
Post by: Compsognathus on October 04, 2022, 05:12:41 PM
Granted, but you will not be able to ever change back to your former self.

I wish I visited Land Before Time world, and meet gang of seven.