LBT Dumb Ways to Die

[RainbowFaceProtege]

Standing in the middle of a pack of NON-SLEEPING fastbiters!

[Little Bro]

Trying to decide which rock to jump on, and when you choose, the rock is a BELLYDRAGGER!!! 

[Sneak]

Dying from hunger, being bellydragger, waiting for Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike Gang finally start to jump on rocks.
ahem, LBT 10, ahem.

[Little Bro]

Dying from hunger, being bellydragger, waiting for Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike Gang finally start to jump on rocks.
ahem, LBT 10, ahem.

Good one!

Mo's Mud Brother fight gets a little out of hand and he drowns you in mud.

[Gentle Sharptooth]

During the drought, you drink some “precious water,” and choke to death when Mr. Threehorn interrogates you.

[Silver the Pterosaur]

Jumping into lava, assuming it's just orange water. 

[Sneak]

Be eaten by original Sharptooth, thinking he's yet another stupid sharptooth who can't catch a standing yellowbelly.

[ManOfWar GT]

looking up land before time r34.

[Sneak]

*inspired by Gentle's recent post in Caption Pic*

Walk in front of sharptooth, thinking that if you are green colored, sharpteeth won't eat you, because sharpteeth don't like green food. And because sharpteeth are stupid.

[The jewelstone queen]

looking up land before time r34.

(thanks, now I gotta look it up to see what it is. ee)

Your only escape from a two footer is to fly but you're Guido

Iz ok, I still love you, bird brain 

[ManOfWar GT]

looking up land before time r34.

(thanks, now I gotta look it up to see what it is. ee)

Your only escape from a two footer is to fly but you're Guido

Iz ok, I still love you, bird brain 

pls tell me you did not just looked land before time r34 up.


saying longnecks are better than three Horns in front of topsi

[The jewelstone queen]

looking up land before time r34.

(thanks, now I gotta look it up to see what it is. ee)

Your only escape from a two footer is to fly but you're Guido

Iz ok, I still love you, bird brain 

pls tell me you did not just looked land before time r34 up.


saying longnecks are better than three Horns in front of topsi

ehh, something about cars i thinks

[Sneak]

Being any other male sharptooth but The Sharptooth and trying to impress female by jumping over a large bottomless chasm.