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Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on November 29, 2007, 11:42:26 PM
Welcome, friends, to a place where everyone knows your name. Where your food is hardly cooked, burnt or turned into extra crispy critters. Where the staff is downright insane or idiotic. Where your often pied out of nowhere for no reason..

This is a Cafe of shear randomology.

RP as yourself, or your alias, or even your dino characters!

I'll run the bar and the kitchen, anybody else can be a customer or an employ!

Now get ready

get set

GOOF OFF!!!

**goes to burning some food for preperation**
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on November 30, 2007, 12:56:45 AM
(OOC: looks like fun, hope you don't mind me doing 2 characters, one is an oc idea I had for a long time but never used.  Also hope you do not mind the long post.)

Outside there is the sound of a fully functional and in perfect working order (more or less) tardis sound.  Out comes not the doctor, but another person.  The Tourist a pretend renegade timelord, but really a C.I.A. agent.  

He exits wearing a casual short sleeved shirt with 4 pockets.  His pants have several pockets, more then usual pants have and casual sneakers.  He looks around and stands outside the door to his tardis as another person exits.

She is a rainbow face named Mim.  She looks around a bit before fully exiting.  "Are you sure about this?" She asks.  "We' were in the great valley a while ago, why could we not stay?  Why should thicknose's age count.  This all seems a rather illogical course of action." She asked.  

The Tourist locked his tardis before turning to her.  "Well, I took a bit of a peek a bit after you met me.  I dislike surprises you see," he said smiling, "and with a time machine one can take a peek.  You weren't suppose to met Mr. Thicknose when he was only a month old.  I do hope there is no temporal repercussions."  He said, rubbing one of his cheeks.

"Why are we here, more Silurians?" She asked looking around.

"Nah, this is a vacation.  We put the Silurians into hibernation before they could do anything.  I think I"ll let the doctor handle them next time they awaken."  He said before walking along.  

"ok, what shall I call you this time?"

The tourist stopped to think a moment. "Why not just call me Joe, that is a common enough name. Glad to be back in my own form, though the dinosaur form I use wasn't bad." He said walking over to the building.  "Come one, this is a great place.  I come here sometimes.  Or is this my first visit.  Hard to tell when one zips around in time." He said, opening the door and letting Mim go in first.

"Thanks." Mim said before entering.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on November 30, 2007, 02:19:00 AM
At about the time Mil entered in, a sharply dressed Skeleton that was drawing some unwanted attention was getting his drink order taken.

"What can I get you to drink, masseur?" the French waiter dressed in a violet outfit asked.

"Pepsi," the skeleton replied with no emotion.

"One Coke, coming up!" the waiter said as he marched off. Poor Manny sighed, knowing that this was going to be a looong stay in the CafÈ.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on November 30, 2007, 05:31:37 AM
ooc: Of coarse its alright, Kor, you know my RP's have no limits unless I state otherwise ^^ the post was brilliant! we can play whatever we want here, even the gang if one finds it necessary

Meanwhile in the kitchen Aves, an anthromorphic representation of a fox was busy setting fire to some flour roles while trying to pull a spoon from a large vat of hardened soup of some kind. Then enters his manager, A Chinese chef my the name of Chong Chang Ching who wor a tall red hat and his usual Chinese chef's attire

"Honorable fox, have you readied the poopoo platter for honorable guest?"

"Its not burnt into a charred lump yet, so I don't think its entirely ready" replied the fox.
"Ah, well what of the menu? Did you remember to put it up before opening the cafe this morning?" asked Chong

"Oh dear, I did forget! I was trying to save our new bust boy from the giant man eating paranta plant in the food supply storage and got side tracked... Terribly sorry Honorable Chan, sir!"

"Then hurry you foolish beast!" said Chong "Before I add your tail to that menu! Go work, I dock your pay!"

Aves scampered off to put up the menu

Quote
Today's Menu
1. Live Hotdog
2. Liver of Yack
3. Crunchy Charcoal Biscuits
4. Spam
5. Egg and Spam
6. Egg Sausage and Spam

and for our vegetarian Guests:
Green Food, freshly stolen borrowed from our neighbors garden!
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on November 30, 2007, 09:21:49 AM
Joe (the tourist) was looking through his pockets.  He pulled out a pokeball muttering to himself, "I wonder where I picked this up."

Mim looked at the thing in his hand.  "Strange looking rock, can I see?" She asked.  He nodded and handed it over to her.  

He pulled out a Captain Kirk era communicator he flipped it open looking at it.  "10 minutes of power.  I simply must get this returned, sooner or later." He said and put it back into the same pocket.

Mim looked at the pokeball for a few minutes then handed it back.  "You have many things in your pockets." She said.  

"Yes, it helps that my pockets are dimentionally transendental." Joe said.

"Like your tardis is." Mim said, use to certain odd terms.

He looked at it to see what was in it.  He saw a scrawled note saying: Charmeleon.  "Ah, yes", he said remembering.  "He has a bit of a temper as I recall.  You can meet him later." He said and put this away as well.

"Meet who?" Mim asked.

"Charmeleon.  A friend of mine who, you could say lives in that rock you were looking at.  He has a bit of a temper."

"How can someone live in a rock? With a bit of a temper?"

"They use similar technology to what is in my tardis.  and yes Charmeleon does have a bit of a temper, not unlike Topsy." Joe said.

"Who is Topsy?" Mim asked.

"Someone who lives in the great valley.  I still need to get you there."  He said.

"No hurry, I'm having fun traveling with you.  I've seen amazing things." Mim said.

Joe found what he was looking for, currency for the world he was on and put it into another pocket where he could find it more easily as the waitress came over.  
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on November 30, 2007, 09:47:51 AM
OOC: I hope it's okay if I join too!

Just then a very strange looking bird flies in through an open window, but it turns out it isn't a bird at all, but a dinosaur! At the moment he looks angry and he sees just the man he wants to shout at..."Excuse me boss. But if I'm going to work for you I need to know two things: 1. Why did you put this metal bracelet on my foot, and 2. WHAT IS IT????"

Now mind you the little flyer didn't mean to sound so mean, but when you wake up in a restaurant some hundred million years in a time you don't understand...you'd be pretty pissed too!

Longtail was still wondering how he got here, but suddenly found something that changed his mood... "FIIIIISH!!" He then proceeded to jump from the window sill he happened to be perched on and landed on the floor using his tail to flip the frying pan and it's contents into the air, forcing the child to jump through the service window, catching the fish in his mouth, but inadvertently landing on Manny cav's table!

He would've said sorry but the fish in his mouth was bigger than he was and all he could do was sweat drop in embarrassment.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on November 30, 2007, 09:56:05 AM
"Quiet a commotion in here" Said Aves coming out of the kitchen to look around the dining area. "Did someone order a platter of government processed cheese and powdered egg by chance?"

He looked seeing the dinosaurs in the dining area "Oh dear, it seems we're having a time shift again... second time this year! better go cut down more trees from Mrs.s Fitsnit's garden again."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on November 30, 2007, 11:40:29 AM
Manny starred at the odd looking 'bird' on his table. "Shoo," he said as he quietly shoved the bird-thing away. At that time, the incompitent waiter known as Gustave came back with what was supposed to be Manny's pepsi.

"Here's your Dr. Pepper that you order masseur," Gustave said in what could be the most annoying accent ever.

"That's a Mr. Pebb, you idiot. I ordered a Pepsi," Manny replied, slightly angry at the turn of events.

"I'm sorry, masseur. I'll get that 7up out soon."

Manny wanted to find something to bang his head against.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on November 30, 2007, 12:36:41 PM
Just as Longtail was about to return to the kitchen area a new customer walked in...he wore a black robe made of the strongest coal in the world. Once he laid his eyes on Longtail, he walked over to the little dinosaur and removed from his belt what looked like a sword hilt, but it looked fancy with a single red button on it and the customer hit the button...

Longtail wasn't expecting what came next as the fish in his mouth to be cut in half by a green blade. His eyes widen in fear, and suddenly he felt sick to his stomach...as the newcomer said 'Drop the rest of it."

Longtail not needing to be told twice spit the remains of the fish on the floor, causing it to land on the mysterious figures boot. The figure said only said six words after that "My name is Omnivorous now DIE!" he then proceeded to swing his lightsaber at Longtail, forcing the flyer to jump from table to table in order to avoid his strikes!

As Longtail jumped onto another table he noticed a friend and extended a greeting "Hey Mim, how are y--AHHHH!"

Omnivorous then stated "Master Yoda has taught you well to dodge so many strikes." Longtail looked confused as he replied "Master who?"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on November 30, 2007, 01:48:29 PM
Mim looked at Longtail, "Hello.  You ok?" She said.  


Joe smiled at the name of Yoda being mentioned, "That cute little guy made master.  I must get around to congratulating him, before I regenerate and my looks change."

Joe gave the waitress their order and off she went.  

"This place is more lively then Callahan's Place." Joe said.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on November 30, 2007, 05:26:31 PM
Gustave walked past the commotion to Manny's table, and told him, "Here's your Sprite, masseur, and sorry about that little mix up earlier."

Manny was cross. "That's a Sierra Mist, you idiot, and I ordered a Pepsi, not all of this other junk you keep bringing me out."

"I'm terribly sorry, masseur, I'll get that root beer out right away."

By the time Gustave had made it out, Manny was banging his rock-hard head against the table repeatedly.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on November 30, 2007, 05:32:41 PM
Stripetail strode into thevcafe, a large squirrell dressed in old robes. Here was the most oddball collection of creatures Stripetail had ever seen, and given that Stripetail had seen over a million summers. that indeed was saying sometjhing.. As he strode in he noticed Manny banging his head against the table. "Either the service is horrible or the food is..' He muttered..
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on November 30, 2007, 05:44:11 PM
There was a loud buzzer going off in the kitchen, Aves looked over at the clock to check the time.

"Oh joy." said the fox sarcastically "Its that time of day again."

He then began to announce this in a not so excited monotoned voice to the customers over speaker phone

"Ladies and gentlepersons, it is officially wacky hour, please be sure to buckle into your safety harnesses and remember there are flotation devices located at the bottom of your chairs. All waitors and waitresses are required to dress up as the Village People and prance around while awarding the customers free dishes of mushy random stuff. Let the wackyness begin!"

At this announcement one of the walls suddenly folded open and a marching band playing the Benny Hill (http://www.discoverynet.com/~ajsnead/allsongs_1/yaktysax.html) Theme randomly marched into the cafe
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on November 30, 2007, 05:46:42 PM
Douglas Adams walks in. He is holding a towel. "I need three pints of bitter and peanuts. And quickly, the world's about to end." He said, putting a five-pound note on the counter.

OOC: Douglas Adams is British. Bitter is beer.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on November 30, 2007, 06:03:43 PM
"you have no idea many worlds I've seen end Sir. Too many for me to count" Stripetail said demerely as he waited for a waiterior witresses to see him to a table.. "What's one more? " He smiled faintly as a shocked look appeared on Adam's face.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on November 30, 2007, 06:20:09 PM
Longtail was still jumping from table to table in an attempt to lose the dark robed figure calling himself Omnivorous. As the flyer landed head first on a plate of food, his tail reflectively curled around the handle of a spoon and figuring it was a weapon he stood up and braced for the next attack....and the spoon did it's job!

"Wow and they say Lightsabers can cut through anything...HA! Now it's fair play!" Now with every strike Omnivorous made against Longtail he was able to block, counter and the counter attack, but he wasn't used to all this extreme movement, and he was beginning to tire out.

"WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!?!?" asked Omnivorous in an angry manner when a shout came through the door "Freeze! I am F.B.I agent Ricktor Landon and I'm here for the bird with the spoon!" Omnivorous looked back, whistled and said "You little birdy are wanted by the government....I'd hate to be you right about now!"

Longtail needed a barging chip and fast! Then it came to him... "You keep him off me, and I'll get you a free taco." Omnivorous immediately turned around to face the federal agent and said "You'll never take the bird alive as long as I live!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on November 30, 2007, 06:24:42 PM
All for a taco omnivorious? How quickly you change your stripes" Stripetail called out. stripetail was the greatest wizard in his homeland of Aestorica, and his powers were said to rival those of even the strongest Jedi or Sith.  He was admired by his friends and greatly feared by his foe of which there were many.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on November 30, 2007, 06:29:08 PM
Omnivorous replied "Yeah I know...ain't it great! This is too easy!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on November 30, 2007, 10:34:09 PM
Joe looked at the goings on.  "A little to hectic perhaps." He said  "Reminds me of the time when there was only 1 burger left between Shaggy and Scooby, the fight was pretty messy."

Mim waits till their food is brought, once it is she focuses on eating it.  She sips the orange liquid.  "This tastes like a tree sweet." She says smiling.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on November 30, 2007, 11:37:59 PM
Just as fast as Longtail had disappeared he reemerged with a single taco in his tail, and said to the Sith lord "Here ya go." But that little distraction was all Landon needed to shoot Omnivorous in the arm.

The sith lord looked down at the wound in his left arm and said "You shot me...YOU SHOT ME!!!" He then turned to Longtail and said "Okay kid, where is my taco." after deactivating his lightsaber.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 01, 2007, 01:50:19 AM
The words "flotation device" gave Manny grave worry. Since he didn't know what that was, he hoped for the best, and prepared for the worst -- but got more than he even thought possible. He heard something pop underneath him, and before he could say anything, his seat exploded and rocketed into the air, flames coming out of the bottom. Manny's head busted through the ceiling, and the offending portion of the booth he was sitting made it's way back to the floor.

"I knew the food here was very greasy, but that's just plain ridiculous," a regular visitor here noted, thinking the flames to have came from something else.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 01, 2007, 02:17:36 AM
Joe (the tourist) takes out a pocket watch and opens it to take a look at the time.   He looks at it, mutters to himself, "A few seconds if it's on time."   He puts the watch away and reaches into a few pockets, finally finding what he wants.  He pulls out a 6 inch rod that has circuitry on it. His other hand he pats Mim's hand, "Relax." He says.  He takes a look at the rod, selecting the correct button to press as he says, "I must thank Ted Knight again for letting me keep this spare of his." He says.  He presses a button and a force field appears just over their table, deflecting a flaming meteor that falls through the ceiling and through a wall to elsewhere.   "What do you know, it was a tenth of a second late this time." He says, turning off the cosmic rod and putting it away.    

Mim is at first terrified of the falling rock till she sees the glowing thing above her head and the falling burning rock bounce off.  She calms a bit.

Mim eats a bit more, looking around at the general chaos going on.  "Not a very restful place to eat." She says.

Joe nods, "Yes, and this is a quiet night too."  He says before going back to work on his meal.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 01, 2007, 08:27:45 AM
"Aves!" shouted Chong from his office. Aves mumbled something as he finished pouring some brown yucky liquid into a heated vat. He turned and went to Chong's office where Chong was seated indian style on a red mat and several candles were lit.

"How go business, fox?" questioned Chong

"So far, only one has died from your recipe of fungal nuggets. Another was injured by a meteor after trying your unlucky charm breakfast cerial. And a child has obtained the power of to make things hover freely in the air after trying the new green ooz pudding. thirteen guests were scared away for unknown reasons, and two were cut open by a mad Jedi wannabe."

"Ohh, business is good as usual then!"

"Yes sir." nodded Aves "Never been better"

"Good! Now go get back to work!"



Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 01, 2007, 10:34:18 AM
Manny observed something with his view of the second floor he was not meant to see. There was a large, unmaned machine that keep poruing out this "brown yucky liquid" into molds, and then *gasp* artificial coloring was used to color the molded and solidified liquid to look as various food items.

"Cut down on the labor, I guess," Manny quipped. Suddenly, a chef walked in, saw a "moving skull" on the floor, and immediately screamed and ran back out. "Now they're going to find me here, soon. What has been seen cannot be unseen."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on December 01, 2007, 02:15:36 PM
"If anyone asks, the world will end in ten minutes." Said Doug Adams.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 01, 2007, 03:03:22 PM
"Quite the pessismist aren't you?' Strripetail replied . "in my existence, the creation and destruction of worlds is part of life. No matter the size or shape of the planret, or the advancement of its inhabitants, the destructyion of the worlds are inevitable, the only question is whether it occurly naturally or through artifical means. In other words, someone destroys it.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on December 01, 2007, 03:47:41 PM
"No, not really. It it just that the world is about to end." Said Doug. His voice was filled with worry. He was holding his towel tightly.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 01, 2007, 04:02:42 PM
Aaren't you aware by now Mr Adams, that there are many creatures here, myself included who can survive such an event?. At any rate,This cafe is located in just the point, where rifts betwen time and dimension occur, In other words. you''re safe in here. The world outside may well be destroyed in a few minutes, but the inhabitants here ewill be unaffected. SO STOP WORRYING" Stripetail said clearly.
(OOC: Put some more detail in your posts one-liners inbhibit the flow of a story)
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on December 01, 2007, 04:06:10 PM
"That is a relief. I will need some beer, though." Said Douglas. His muscles were relaxing, so much that he began to do yoga.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 01, 2007, 04:17:07 PM
Joe finishes his meal, "If it is about to end then Mim and I had best be on our way then.    We've other places and times to be and a world being destroyed is a rather noisy and messy affair." He looked at Mim, "You done?" He asked.

She nodded, "I just finished, were are we off to this time?" She asked looked at him as she put down her now finished glass as she got up.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on December 01, 2007, 04:18:57 PM
"I wouldn't go if I were you. I would stay here." Said Douglas. He just finished his yoga practice. Now he was looking though his copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 01, 2007, 04:21:17 PM
"All this place needs is Roger Rabbit doing "The MerryGo Round broke Down" Stripetailmuttered.
 meanwhile, dixie Doo entered the bar. She was looking for her older cousin Scooby, who was busy ,as he normally was, pigging out with Shaggy  in the stall near the back. Dixie was a very attractive Great Dane, today she wore a green and red gown, to accompany her red lips. In her paws she held a small fan, which she waved periodically in her face. , it was warm inside the cafe. Dixie had been a showboat performer in the past, but hadn't done many shows in recent times. She ducked quickly as a opie flew through the air, it had seemed to come out of nowhere and hit a customer in the back of the head and sent them face down into thier meal. "My goodness" She said in a clearly Southern accent, "this is quite a peculiar place. Not quite the place for a southern belle, but  for a hungry detective.. it's right at home.." She smiled as she finally saw those she was searching for. "Shaggy! Cousin Scooby! how good to see you again!' She called out, but was drowmned out by the hubbub and chatter, the sounds of a poor cover of YMCA by the staff, and other noises.
(Anyone want to be Shaggy? I'll be Scooby)
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 01, 2007, 04:51:17 PM
Joe briefly turns to Douglas Adams, "Sadly I am not as invulnerable as my tardis is and neither is my friend here."  He said.

"But where are we going.. Joe." She asked as she go up and they started towards the door, pausing to setting their bill.  

"To visit some Yellowbelly friends of mine.  They enjoyed the moonwalk I showed them and promised them I'd teach them another dance.  I think I'll teach them the twist, they should enjoy that." He said.  The bill finished he headed out the door, opening it for Mim to go through first.

"Moonwalk? The twist, what are those?" She asked.  

"I'll teach you the twist as I teach the yellowbellies, I'll let them teach you the moon walk." He said smiling as he headed out the door.  They got to his tardis and once the door was unlocked she went in first he went partly in the door then turned back briefly.  "A pity about the world about to be destroyed, I had hoped to stay a bit longer this time.  Oh well, can't have everything." He said then turned to head inside the tardis.  The doors closed and tardis began to fade from sight with the usual sound.  Though not the broken down sound of the doctor's tardis.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 01, 2007, 04:59:49 PM
(No takers? alright, I'll play them myself)
 Scooby's ears perked up as he heard Dixie  'Rousin rixie!' he called out in his usual , rough tone. scooby really nedded speech therapy. he pulled away from his plate which was covered with liberal amounts of hard badly burnt chicken strips. But since Scooby was hungry, even burnt strips tasted good.  he had a secret crush for his cousin, as he did for pretty much any pretty dog that caught his eye..
sHaggy stopped eating, as he heard Scooby speak out. it was then he noticed Dixie "Dixie! Zoinks! You're a long way from the Showboat! have a seat!" he said, patting an open area of the stall. Scooby got up from his chair  in order to give Dixie more room. She slid into the open stall, there was enough room with the 3 of them, for one more person , or two smaller creatures.
_Dixie winced as she looked at the food. "That food looks horrible!" She said. "Eh, we've seen worse!" Shaggy said, and returned to his food.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 01, 2007, 05:27:19 PM
"Here's the chunky brown bits of random meat products you ordered, sir." said Aves setting down a trey of oddly sorted foods at the Scooby table. "Would you also like to try our mystery soup?It's quiet delish"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 01, 2007, 05:30:17 PM
Sure!' Shaggy said. 'We're starving!"
"excuse me sir" Dixie said. "could i have a menu please., I'd like to take a loook at what's available..."
"And reee raters rease" Scooby said. he had trouble with the letter 'r'.  He meant "three waters pleases" apparently his iuintent got through..
_
Meanwhile stripetail was finally seated by a waiter and given the menu..
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 01, 2007, 05:35:11 PM
"Yes, sorry about the delay in service, the waiter who was supposed to be serving you was gobbled up by the hairy black beast that lives in the men's bathrooms." Aves sighed "What a pity, that's the fifth one this week"

he then handed Dixie the menu

"Our specialty today will be the charcoal biscuits in green gravy, I'll return to take your order momentarily"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 01, 2007, 05:39:51 PM
"Sounds DElish" Dixie said sarcastically once Aves was out of earshot. "Don't they have chicken? burgers? Fries? " At each of her queries she reacieved two shaking heads. "all they have is this weird and replusive stuff?' Two nods. "I know the two of you have trash cans for stomachs, but aren't even you a little grossed out?" "Eh, put a little salt on the stuff, and it tastes better. POlus we put a lot of mustard ans ketchu[p on it too. " Shaggy replied.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 01, 2007, 05:48:21 PM
Aves soon returned with a notepad and a pen

"Ready to order, ma'am?" he asked
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 01, 2007, 05:55:28 PM
I'll have the #6 the Egg Sausage and Spam... to the drink I would like a coca-Cola, and If I'm still hungry  after eating I'll try the dEssert.
_
Nick who was a server at the cafe walked in. He has 5 minutes early, and was greated with a pie smack in the face. "I walked right into that" He muttered wiping the pie off of him. The pies were the only good-tasting food in the cafe, but they sold very few of them because most customers either couldn't wait to get out after finishing dinner, or because many of them were eaten by the Shurlup who lived in the bathroom, and had a particular taste for young adult humans.. In Either case , they didn't sell many pies.
 Aves! How are you?' he said slapping the fox on the back "Your coconut pies are getter better every day! I know because I just got hit in the face by one!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 01, 2007, 06:00:00 PM
"Oh yes" smirked Aves "Though nowaday, it seems the only purpose they serve are random pie fights."

Aves looked down at his watch

"Oy,man, your five minutes late, you know Mr. Chong's gonna be peeved if he finds out"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 01, 2007, 06:03:43 PM
I'm actually 5 minutes early I can just imagine Mr Chongs reaction. "You 5 minute early. You steel from mE! I don't like thieves. Do it again and I feed you to hairly Shurlup that live in bathroom" Nick saidsd doing a very good imitation fof Mr Chong.. "just give me a table and I'll take thier order. Heck I'll even take that strange squirrell fellow over there" he said motioning in the direction of  Stripetail who was wearing a look of irritation on his face.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 01, 2007, 06:08:26 PM
Aves snickered at the Chong imitation

"Well, we have the Scooby gang over there also, I took the young las's order if you want to fetch her meal, I need to get back to burning liver nuggets and feeding Chong's pet paranta plant in the food storage room"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 01, 2007, 06:17:38 PM
Fine. adfter that I'll handle the squirrell fellow. Nick fumbled in his uniform for a notepad and a pencil. he strode over to the Scooby Table. "Hello, My name is Nick And I'll be your waiter this evening..
_
"We're already placed our orders sir" Dixie replied politely. "I'm getting the #6..although I may regret it.."
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It will all depend on the mood of the cook" Nick replied sagely. I'll go get your meal" Nick said whisking away to the kitchen.
 the kitchen was a hodgepodge of odd tables and worn chairs and there was a distinct smell of burning in the air. The Eggs and Spam loooked normal but like many things appearances were decieving. Chong likes to put vinegar into the Eggs.. and the Spam.. well no one knew where the Spam came, from how old it was or whether it was even edible.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 01, 2007, 06:22:39 PM
"Got that #6 ready"said Aves handing Nick the tray of egg sausage and spam

"This muck never ceases to disgust me. Even after a year of working in this trash heap of a kitchen"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 01, 2007, 06:28:38 PM
At least you aren't suprised by as much  any more.. and they haven't closed us down .. yet" Nick cracked. "How many have died mysteriously here.. at least 52.. what ..53? Who.. Shuan... crap, what is that the 5th this week? Dang.. and I liked him too.. oh well..."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 01, 2007, 06:34:23 PM
"Ah yes, poor Shuan, such a nice chap, that." agreed Aves

"Woah! be careful there! the MSG in those powdered eggs is powerful!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 01, 2007, 06:41:04 PM
msg! You only find that crap at the crusty burger!  He lowered his voice 'What, Chong isn't making enough money feeding this slop to the customers? If people actually stayed long enuough to taste our pies the business would explode with customers! As it is, the customers just explode!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 01, 2007, 06:57:48 PM
"Well, if you must know" replied Aves with a hushed voice. He came closer so to keep his silence and so Nick could hear him

"Chong's got some sinister plan to take over the world (or what's left of it)... He's devising this horrible recipe to build a massive army of... should I say it?... Sporks."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 01, 2007, 07:05:01 PM
Sporks?' Nick's mouth moved and he nmade a grimace. "As for horrible.. nothing can top that 'pizza' he made last week... Anyone who looked at it hurled.. I'm still queasy just thinking about it..' nick said exiting the kitchen. He strode to the Scooby Table and put down dixie's food. "Here'syour food madam.." He said loudly..
"Ids it edible?..." Dixie queried. "That's up to you... but If I were you.. I'd leave room for dessert" Nick said quietly.. :'Just dump it on the floor if you don't like it, Most customers do that anyway.."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 01, 2007, 08:20:08 PM
"Waiter...WAITER!!!! can I get another beer over here *hic* for my sith buddy *hic* here?"

Longtail slapped himself with the end of his tail and said "Oh crud....they're drunk....AGAIN! Hey Aves, I does this place have a bounce...cuase in about ten minutes we may have a massacre on our hands...or wings in my case."

"Oh yeah, and I ordered another taco for Omnivorous...can someone get that to him?" asked the dinosaur.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 01, 2007, 08:28:33 PM
(oOC: this is my 10000th post)
I'll be right on it.. Nick said, moving towadrds the table with Longtail and Omnivarius.."You want a beer? Alright.. Shell or Squid? the the type of cup we serve it in.. and sir I'll be right you he said calling out to Stripetail.
_ Meanwhile Dixie was eyeing her food suspeciously. After viweing the food that Scooby and Shaggy werev eating she was on guard against anytghing brought. "It LOOKS ok.. " She said taking a bite of the eggs, and swallowed. Immediately she wished she hadn't, as her face turned green. 'Yuck! That tasted like vInegar!" she spat. "Try it guys and see if its not just me.."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 01, 2007, 10:54:07 PM
Longtail then took the time to fly over to Dixies table and asked "Can try the eggs?"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 01, 2007, 11:01:06 PM
(Do more than one line in a post Guardian. Thanks. I'm a stickler on that..)
Both Shaggy and Scooby tried the eggs.. and , like Dixie,wished they hadn't ' you can have it" Shaggy gasped, his eyes beginning to water. he grabbed the plate from the table and gave it to Longtail. "If you don't like it throw it on the floor." Shaggu whispered. He grabbed a glass of water that Nick had set down and downed it drinking greedily. Dixie and Scooby did likewise..The water was metallic but compared to the food, it was pure as a mountain stream. The three downed their glases in a few gulps, and collapsed into their chairs.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 01, 2007, 11:28:22 PM
Longtail jumped with joy, and gobbled up the eggs leaving nothing on the plate. His face twisted in disgust, and then the oddest thing happened his right eye changed color from pink to yellow...and then he released a ear splitting scream and shouted "MUST FEEEEEEEED ON BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then the dinosuar started to bite innocent customers attempting to eat them.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 01, 2007, 11:38:22 PM
A chorus of screams and yells filled the air as the enraged and possibly poisoned lOngtail started his rampage, pecking at innocent bystandeers.. ThEre was a huge crash og plates as Customers dove for cover, the Scooby Table included, and dixie grabbed Nick by the leg as he was psaassing by(with the beer Longtail had requested)and dragged him under the table. Nick went backwards into the airr as did the beer, which somehow, miraculously landed on ominivarious table. She was about to yell at him for the horrid food, but thought better of it.
Stripetail had had enough. he got up frpm his seat, and pulled out a large staff encrusted with a large rose crystal "STUPEFY" He roared in a commanding voice, and in a twinkling a blast of energy knocked Longtail off of a screaming woman and threw him hard into the wall. He was thrown so hard in fact, that he left an impact crater in the wall.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 01, 2007, 11:46:57 PM
Chong came stamping out of his office with a most cruel grimace on his face

"Stop destroying my restaurant!" He yelled and he raised an arm and yelled some weird incantation that sounded all powerful and echoey and the floor shook with thunder

"En cha la pluer de vinca de naestorm!" chanted the angry chef and the restaurant was suddenly silenced, every eye on Chong

"My warning! I will force feed you my ultimate recipe if you destroy anything else!" he said threateningly at the astonished crowd.

After he returned to his office Aves stepped out of the kitchen looking at the silenced customers who each had a blank look on their faces

"Sorry about that... Chong is an all powerful wizard, he can get a bit out of control if he's been around the MSD enough."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 01, 2007, 11:50:56 PM
I'd like to see him TRy" Stripetail growlled there was a look of unmitigated rage on his face, and we was hard to loook at now without wincing...in terror.  Meanwhile those who had been bitten were getting napkins and other things ti stanch the bleeding. meanwhile others had picked up the near-inconscious Longtail and put him back at hs table. The odd threat had quieted nearly everyne..
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 02, 2007, 12:02:29 AM
Manny was disparate for an escape route before the staff discovered his knowledge of their goop producing machine in the second floor. In a last ditch maneuver, he clicked something in his stomach, which caused him to begin to regurgitate mass amounts of food -- enough to force his head down the hole and back to the first floor. There... was quite a mess on the floor once the mess fell back down with him. Manny quietly walked back to his old booth where the flotation device malfunctioned and sat down without a word, sound, or expression. A regular customer saw the mess Manny threw up, gave a reluctant glance at his food, threw his plate at the closest waiter, and dashed out without a word.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 02, 2007, 12:07:50 AM
Nick acted Quickly to Prevent stripetaiul from saying anything that would stir the already ticked off chong to make good on his threat. A dish whizzed by his head and crashed into the wall, shatterring into pieces. "Please sir" Nick said. Go back to your seat, and I wil be with you shortly.." he said calmy to Stripetail, who gazed st his menacingly then relented.. Nick had seen Chong ticked before but this squirell didn't seem phased by Chong at all.. and it both scard him and amazed him. Once Stripetail was seated, with a jug of water, and a french silk pie, He rushed over to the Scooby Table 'Dessert?' he queried with a smile on his face.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 02, 2007, 12:10:47 AM
Omnivorous finally getting his beer, drank half of it...and stood up then raised his hand, and force pulled Longtial towards him, after gently holding him for a few moments, Omnivorous picked up his beer glass and then submerged Longtail's head into the clod liquid. after several moments and two large glups Longtial came back to his sense, and was rather drunk as well...

"Poor kid, can't hold his liquior." said Ricktor Landon "But at least he stopped biting people!" said Omnivorous with a laugh.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 02, 2007, 12:15:50 AM
The three at the Scooby Table looked at Nick, as if he were quite mad.. "Actually the dessert is edible. Its the ONLY thing here that's edible. Most customers don't stick around for the pies of cakes, 'as he said this two ipeds landed face up on the table. One was blueberry, the other raspberry. "Try ityt" He said with a smile.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 02, 2007, 12:22:12 AM
Gustave returned with what was supposed to be Manny's Pepsi.

"Here's your MSG water, masseur."

Manny have Gustave a blank stare. "You put monosodium glutamate in your water?"

"Yes sir, masseur. This is what you ordered."

"I ordered a Pepsi."

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry, masseur, I'll bring out your-"

"No, don't," Manny quickly snapped. He wanted to throw Gustave a curve ball.

"Instead, I want diet-caffine-free-cherry-berry-vanilla-Pepsi-Max with no preservatives serves sunny side down with extra mayonnaise and three meat patties cooked well done in liver juice that is aged well in a Saurian laboratory with monkeys running it that have rabies that came from a rabid rabbit biting them on an obscure location on their armpits that haven't been shaved since the land before time."

"Yes, masseur, one diet-caffine-free-cherry-berry-vanilla-Pepsi-Max with no preservatives serves sunny side down with extra mayonnaise and three meat patties cooked well done in liver juice that is aged well in a Saurian laboratory with monkeys running it that have rabies that came from a rabid rabbit biting them on an obscure location on their armpits that haven't been shaved since the land before time comig up!" Gustave said with his usual enthusiasm. He stepped into what had to be regurgitated spam on his way to the kitchen.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 02, 2007, 12:28:58 AM
Dixie, Scooby and Shaggy looked at each other. "Fine we'll ry it but if it is horrible, we're leaving, and you won't get a tip.." Dixie said, and the others nodded. Nick cut a slice of blueberrry pie for Dixie a rsperry slice for Scooby, and one of both for Shaggy.  The they took a bite of thier pies and aand smiled broke out over thier faces. The Pies truly were exquisite.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 02, 2007, 12:38:13 AM
Aves was once again called back to Master Chong's personal office

"Fox, I've been thinking."

"A raise?"

"NO! Now SHUTUP!" snarled Chong

"No, what I've been thinking is that perhaps we need to add more MSG and brown slime to the recipes."

"Come again, sir?" asked Aves with a half shocked expression

"More MSG more BROWN SLIME! You stupid vulpine! The more we feed them, the closer they are to becoming my servants!.. and then, I will cook up that master recipe to raise my Spork Armies, and I shall be reknown as Lord Chong and I shall crush the competition!"

"Uhm... okay." said Aves who was blinking dumbly at Chong.

"Now GO!"

As Aves turned to leave the kitchen, he couldn't help but wonder what Chong was putting into this brown slime
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 02, 2007, 11:03:58 AM
Gustave came back with Manny's order, and to his utter astonishment, it was, indeed, diet-caffine-free-cherry-berry-vanilla-Pepsi-Max with no preservatives serves sunny side down with extra mayonnaise and three meat patties cooked well done in liver juice that is aged well in a Saurian laboratory with monkeys running it that have rabies that came from a rabid rabbit biting them on an obscure location on their armpits that haven't been shaved since the land before time.

"Here's your diet-caffine-free-cherry-berry-vanilla-Pepsi-Max with no preservatives serves sunny side down with extra mayonnaise and three meat patties cooked well done in liver juice that is aged well in a Saurian laboratory with monkeys running it that have rabies that came from a rabid rabbit biting them on an obscure location on their armpits that haven't been shaved since the land before time, masseu," Gustave said, matching it word for word.

"Thanks," Manny replied. Since it was served sunny side down, he had to take the entire tray, rotate it with him holding the glasses on it 180 degrees, then throw the tray off. He took his drink, but noticed the other. "Don't tell me. That's my Pepsi."

"Yes, masseur, you ordered this when you first came in." Manny wanted to kill Gustave right now. "What can I get you to eat, masseur?"

Manny knew the quality of the food, so he decided to taske the safe route. "Just an apple pie."

"Eh? Dessert first, masseur? That isn't good for you."

"I'm not too hungry."

"Alright, one cherry pie, coming up!"

While no one was looking, Manny took the three meat patties out, placed them in a pocket inside his suit, and slipped the rest of the glass inside his suit in case of an unusual emergency that called for such an abomination.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 03, 2007, 01:18:54 PM
Stripetail eyed the opie with uncertainty, after seeing 'food' the was considered dinner here, he was reluctant to assyume anything good about dessert. He cut himself and slice and took a bite.  it was.. REal good. "And why can't they take the same care in thier dinners that they do in the dessert?" Stripetail murmured to himself.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 03, 2007, 02:25:56 PM
Omnivorous let out a belch that shook the cafe foundations, then had the nerve to ask "Hey can I get 100 more beers over here?" Longtail then whispered in his ear and he said again "And a slice of Chocolate pie for the bird thing!" Then Ricktor called out for something really stupid "Can I get a slice of pie with 100% radioactive slime? That stuff really hits the spot!"

Both Longtail and the sith lord asked "Won't that kill you....AND US?!" The F.B.I agent smiled as he replied "Yeah normaly it would, but my entire body is lined with lead! HA! I live, you both die...and I still get paid!" The sith lord looked at Longtail and said "You thinkin' what I'm thiinking?"

Longtail nodded and said "GAG HIM!" The ensuing scuffle lasted only a few moments but it was long enough for Longtail and Ominovorus to bring the agent down and tie him to the talbe stand. "Radioactive my beak!" said Longtail as he returned to the top of the table, and awaited the 100 cups of beer.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 03, 2007, 06:30:22 PM
A cautious staffer showed a group of chefs and staf members to the second floor room where the brown liquid was molded and colored into food to show what was supposed to be a moving skull on the floor. But, instead, there was just a hole (surround by regurgitated spam for some reason).

Someone in the group, apparently a high-ranking person, said, "He he he... you know what THIS means."

The person who initially reported the finding was immediately hit by a wave of fear. "Oh, no. Pleas, no! I beg of you, don't do it! I really saw it! I swear!!!"

"Oh, that's right, we're going to incur on you the same punishment as we always do on fibbers like you who cry wolf too much. Take him away to Chong!"

"NOOOO! STOOOOP! IM TELLING THE TRUTH!!!!!" he screamed as he was dishonerably dragged off to meet his fate and ultimate doom....
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 04, 2007, 12:21:41 PM
Aves heard the screaming of the now ex employ as he was being dragged towards Chong's office

"Oh dear, not another one" sighed the fox, and he continued to stir the msg into a large vat of brown salty soup of some sort

---

Chong was seated normally as he was before, indian style in a meditating position, incense and candles were burning and before him was a large chalked cirlce

Chong looked up angrily at the intrusion of the workers

"What meaning is this?" he demanded
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 04, 2007, 12:48:39 PM
"This guy is hallucinating. He claims to have seen a moving and talking skull in the food-processing room, but there was just a hole in the floor that was also oddly surrounded by regurgitated spam. I recommend the highest level of punishment for such as this. I also recommend that we patch the hole, as it would be unfortunate for our 'customers' to see what goes on in there."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 04, 2007, 01:03:53 PM
The Screams of the pathetic employee reached out into the dining room where Nick heard it. He had a push broom and was pushing the debris of dozens of broken plates (most customers had dropped their food  after  trying to escape from LOngtail's rampage) He took a blac tinged notbook and marked down another number "Sounds like Someone is either going to get the "Wheel" ot Vladed" The wheel was a torture device that simultaneous strertched your body as razor-sharp spikes gradually were pushed up from the bottom of the wheel and through the victim. the faster the spinning the quicker the spikes pierced you. Vladed was a term for impalement, as made famous by the infamous prince Vlad Dracul. Chong had added soime Chinese touches to make it even worse, and it took longer for the victim to die. Nick shuddered as he worked.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 04, 2007, 07:48:21 PM
Manny observed his surroundings carefully. He wanted to lengthen his stay as long as possible to see how things would turn out, so he carefully picked off ridiculously tiny pieces of his cheesecake. It could take hours or even days for Manny to finish it, but that was his goal. Gustave shortly came by with Manny's bill.

"Here's your bill, masseur."

Manny looked at it. It read $45,000.

"Thank you," he said sarcastically, but you could never have told it from the way he said it.

"Your welcome, masseur. Please come back by again," Gustave said as he walked off to torture another customer with his routine.

Manny eyed the bill carefully before slipping it in his suit. He had no intention of ever paying. He planned on a classic eat-and-run.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 05, 2007, 12:37:17 AM
The cieling caved in. A Sangheili(look it up on Wikipedia) got out of the dust and blinked. "Ugh... I really need to remember not to drink the Orange Juice here..." He rubbed his helmeted head and sat down heavily. "Hi," He said to the person next to him. "My name's Anno 'Rhculee." Anno 'Rhculee looked around. There was a high level of magic here, that was for sure. Well.. Anno could tell by the fact that one of the patrons of the cafe had just transformed into an Orangutuan. An exceedingly fat Wizard sat at one table. A man who he as Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, who sold what might have once been Sausages, sat at another table. Niether he nor the Wizard were eating.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 05, 2007, 02:14:18 PM
Nick pushed Debris by manny, who had all the classic looks of bolting without paying. "I;d suggest you pay Sir, If you cannot pay there are dishes n the kitchen for you to wash..Let me see your bill"Nick said calmly but firmly.
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 Stripetail looked up at the huge hole anno had made.. there was icy cold blast of wind that ripped though the hole and caused many of the people aroiubnnd to shudder with cold. "Reparum" He said softly, gesturing at the hole.   after a few seconds the hole was repaired, but it took longer for the area to warm up again.. Stripetail then returned to his table and resumed eating his pie. He was considering ordering another..
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 05, 2007, 02:23:25 PM
"Wow.. thanks.. uh... Squrriely-guy. I usualy have to pay for the damage I make here." Death momentarilty appeared. HELLO. He said to the spirit of a randomly disembowled customer. The customer said "Wow. I didn't think Death exsisted. Well, not as a person. 'Cause, you see, I've seen Death around here enough times to know it exsists, but-" Death sighed as he reaped the customer's soul. Then, he sat down at the same table Anno and Striptail were atand said I'LL HAVE ONE LARGE CHOCOLATE PIE. Instantly, the nearest waiter went off to fill out the order. Anno said "Good idea. Skip the main course go straight to dessert." Death replied I'M REALLY ONLY A SOCIAL EATER, BUT I WANTED TO TRY THE PIE HERE. Then, the head of a large dragon burst up through the floor.

OOC: Only Anno and magic characters can see Death, unless they're dead, about to die, or may die soon.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 05, 2007, 04:00:34 PM
"Necros Discardius" Stripetail said,. It was the ancient name for death, it meant "Discarder of the the Dead". in olden times it was believed the souls of the dead were discarded when they died, and death was the one who took the souls out. "I imagine this place keep you busy Necros he said  tpo Death. INDEED USUALLY ITS THE FOOD THAT KILLS THEM. I DON'T COMPLAIN, HOWEVER." came the whispery reply.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 05, 2007, 04:10:37 PM
Another customer fell dead, this time choking on a peanut. EXCUSE ME. Said Death. He walked over to the body and said ODD, IT WAS NOT YOUR TIME TO DIE. He looked at a lifetimer in the shape of an hourglass. THIS IS MOST ABNORMAL. He shrugged. The dead customer said "Really? then can you but me back in my body?" Death shook his hooded skull. NO. I DO NOT HAVE THAT ABILITY. He swung his scythe and reaped the soul. He came back to the table and sat down. I HAVE A FEELING THE AUDITORS MAY BE UP TO SOMETHING AGAIN. Death said. Anno replied "Those funky blue cloaks?" Death nodded. YES. He knocked over a cup of coffee he had been given, and it began to burn though the floor. HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE AUDITORS OF REALITY, STRIPTAIL?
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 05, 2007, 04:42:17 PM
Manny was not pleased. "Pardon me, Nick, but I am not finished with my cheesecake yet." He was still picking at it as slow as ever. "I will go to the register when I am done."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 05, 2007, 04:43:08 PM
"yes, I have, but I don't know much about them to be honest.  I'd have to go look yup the books I have on them. Over the ages I've collected a vast library of information on pretty much anything you care to know about..mqagic.. of course. as well as history of aliens worlds, how to revive the dead..Not so mich on the blue freaks.." Stripetail replied.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 05, 2007, 04:45:59 PM
You 'd better. Mr Chong does not like cut-and runners. " Nice said darkly. "People that bolt, well the money is taken out of our paycheckks. So basically if you bolt, you're stealing from me.." He gave Manny a going-over than continued pushing the debris into a big pile.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 05, 2007, 04:57:42 PM
Manny was slightly worried. He left for a restroom stall and pulled out a cell phone hidden in his suit. He dialed up a number, and talked very faintly so any others would not overhear any of the conversation.

"This is Manny."

"**********"
Yes. I need the bullet train within the vicinity. My present location is that old hoot Chong's cafÈ. Do NOT approached the cafÈ, but lurk around the area so you can come quickly. I'm in a bit of a predicament here. The restaurant is dangerous.

"**********"
"Very well." He hung up and flushed the toilet just to make it sound like he came for a legitimate purpose. He washed his hands without purpose and went back to his table.

Manny got back to his table and continued to slowly consume his cheesecake that wasn't even close to being done. He began to think about things. Those are the dirtiest restrooms ever in existence. I doubt they've ever been cleaned.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 05, 2007, 05:01:54 PM
"Sir if you need to use the bathroom, Please avoid the 2nd and 3rd stalls. The Shurlup lives there and likes the taste of our guests, as well as our staff." nick said quietly. "The Shurlup likes the place dirty and throws a fit if it gets too clean.."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 05, 2007, 05:05:41 PM
"I wondered why the restroom was the dirtiest that I have ever seen. I was wondering if those were real human skeletons or not." Manny looked at himself just to observe the irony in his own statement. "Some looked extra-human, as well."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 05, 2007, 05:06:24 PM
WELL, THERE ARE, AS YOU PRBABLY KNOW, TUBE WORMS WHO LIVE AT THE BOTTOM OF MANY SEAS. THEY DO NOTHING BUT FILTER FOOD FROM THE WATER. THE AUDITERS HATE AND DESPISE THEM FOR JUST THIER EXSISTANCE. Death paused dramaticly. NOW, THINK OF WHAT THEY THINK OF SENTIANT LIFE! He finished. Anno said. "Yeah. From what I've gathered they think life causes discord in the multiverse. They've tried building a glass clock to stop time, killing Santa Claus, or the Hogfather on Discworld, and stopping Death here." Death added THEY HAVE NO IDIVIDUALITY. Anno nodded. "They think without idividuality, they have no life and thus cannot die. But, if the say I, they pop out of exsistance just like that." Anno snapped his fingers, and one of the waiters exploded. "Oops, didn't mean to do that."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 05, 2007, 05:14:11 PM
"You just made more work for Death here" Stripetail replied as Death went over to reap the waiter's soul.
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yes, The Shurlup doesn't care whether you are human are not, if you look like you'd be tasty, he grabs you, even if you are on the can. " Nick replied.
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Dixie was the last to finish her pie. "That pie was great. it almost made up for the horrible eggs.."
"Rick round Rixie, rease" Scooy said a note of pleading in his voice. "Oh cousin, I'm not going to be leaving just yet." Dixie smiled. As she said this the resteraunt was rocked by the boom of thunder,  and the windows per pounded by heavy rains.." I think it will be awhile before I leave judging by the weather.
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Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 05, 2007, 05:20:11 PM
Death said IT IS MY DUTY. THOUGH THAT WAS ANOTHER WHO DIED EARLY. Anno hunched his shoulders. "Sorry." NO, Said Death. IT WAS NOT YOUR DOING. THE AUDITORS MUST BE ALTERING TIME. THEY ARE BREAKING THE RULES! Death slammed his fist on the table, which split in half. OH, I APOLOGIZE. I WILL PAY FOR THAT. Anno sighed. "He gets like that sometimes. I have a feeling Susan's going to get involved in this somehow. If yo don't know, Susan is Death's Granddaughter. Not by genetics. It's hard to explain."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 05, 2007, 05:25:06 PM
No, I understand. Meddling time is strictly forbidden, anbd it takes special clearance just to allow yourself to travel through time. Stripetail pulled out a laminated card that had strange glowing symbols on it. "This is my permit for traveling through.time. All creature that wish to travel through time, even for a few days must present this card beforehand." He showed it to Death who nodded. 'YES YOU HAVE ALL THE CLEARANCE SPOKEN FOR. IT IS NOT YOU I"M WORRIED ABOUT< BUT THOSE BLASTED MEDDLERS!" Stripetail put it away.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 05, 2007, 05:51:13 PM
"Me, I really don't know what happened. I was cruising back to Sangheilios, then I was next to Death, in his house." Death rose. IT APPEARS ANOTHER HAS BEEN KILLED BY THE SHURLUP. I MUST BE OFF. He strode to the men's Bathroom, just as his pie arrived. I his short absence, Anno noticed a blue cloak talking to a man who was certainly human-shaped, sort of, though his race was questionable. We need you to build this. Said the cloak, producing bluprints out of no where. "Build thath?" Said what might have been human. "Buth ish so large! One Igor can'th do thath! Ith impothsshible!" The cloak was about to reply, until Anno shot it with his Plasma Rifle. It was unfased, and continued talking.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 05, 2007, 06:00:30 PM
A huge pie flew through the air, it was patrt apple, blueberry, raspberry and boysenberry, it plowed into the Blue cloak, and sent him flying covered in pie into the wall. Both Anno and Stripetail winced, the blow had killed the cloak, it was hard to tell what part was the pie and what part was the cloak. .
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 05, 2007, 06:10:11 PM
The Part that was, assumedly, the Auditor, slid down the wall. It atomized. The Igor stared at the mess. "I can'th fixthe thath." And limped away. Another Auditor appeared. We will crush the life in this universe. Then, it vanished. Anno raised an eye ridge, and said " That was odd." Death reappered from the bathroom. THERE WAS A AUDITOR HERE, WASN'T THERE? IT DID NOT BEGIN TO DISCUSS THINGS WITH YOU, DID IT? I MAY HAVE TO INFORM THE OTHER RIDERS.... He said. A table loudly exploded, spearing a customer through the head. Behind Death, a small, skeletal and robed, bipedal rat appeared. SQUEAK. Said the Death of Rats.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 05, 2007, 06:23:16 PM
And what's with the tiny Death?' Stripetail queried.. Oh I get it Many of rats here are killed and thrown into the food.."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 05, 2007, 06:27:54 PM
The word "rats" didn't sound good to Manny. "This is worse than Taco Bell. At least their meat is favorable Chihuahua meat. I wouldn't be surprised to see some roadkill raccoon here, as well," Manny sighed.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 05, 2007, 06:32:58 PM
The Death of Rats scrambled up onto the remains of the table, grabbed a piece of Pie crust, and stuffed it into his mouth. A Raven occampainied him. The Raven began to talk. "Does this place have eyeballs? I mean, seeing the other things it has-" SQUEAK! Inturrupted the Death of Rats. The Raven replied "Fine, fine, I'll stop talking about it." Anno regarded them for a moment, then looked back up at Death. "Do you know what the Auditors are doing?" He asked. NO, THERE IS NO WAY OF TELLING. Death answered. "They were asking an Igor to build something."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 05, 2007, 06:44:13 PM
Most likely some sort of weapon or some kind" stripetail replied. "Go around and ask the customers and staff if they saw anything.. Ask everyone. Someone might have noticee something.."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 05, 2007, 07:03:25 PM
Anno asked several patrons. Some said it was a Halo. Others said it was the Death Star. Still others claimed it was a skinny man treading water while hiting himself of the head with a penguin. "No definite answers." THAT IS A PITY. Said Death. SQUEAK. Said The Death of Rats in asset. The Raven said "Eh, a long as it doesn't damage eybal-" SQUEAK! "Alright, fine. The Rat says he saw it. Looked like a big thing with lightning rods 'n stuff." Quite randomly, a tentecle emerged from the kitchen a dragged a customer away. EXCUSE ME. Said Death. He walked over to the kitchen.

Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 05, 2007, 07:16:28 PM
In the kitchen, the tenacle dragged the unfortunate customer into a bioling hot caldron of soup. Screams of pain eachoed from the pot as the desperate cuyustomer scalded from the hot soup broke away, the pot tipped over azand he  made a dash for itm leaving bloody footprintss, and pieces of skin. The customer staggered out of the kitchen and made his way into the dining room, collaspsing in front of the Scooby Table. The sight of the badly burned customer frightened the three ogf them, and scooby jumped into Shaggy;'s arms. Dixie heard the door openning as the tentacle made its way for the customerand quickly called out. "Shaggy, get him onto the table, he's badly hurt. Shaggy reluctantly did, and was rewarded with bloodstains on his green shirt and red pants.
"Thank-- thank you" The burned victoim gaspded, finally speaking. "I need a doctor.. baa' blood girgled out of his mouth "dd"
"Is there a doctor here?' Dixie called out to the room.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 05, 2007, 07:23:20 PM
OOC: That.. was messed up.

IC: IT SEEMS THAT HE WAS SAVED. I CANNOT HELP, UNFORTUNATLY. Death said. The Death of Rats added. SQUEAK EK EK EK. The Raven said "Maybe his eye-" "Shut it." Anno said. The tentecle came back out again, but exploded before it could find it's quarry. The Gnomes, who lived in under the sink, came out into a parade for a few seconds.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 05, 2007, 07:31:47 PM
(Yes I can get very detailed in my descriptions of pain, suffering .. and lovemaking. I think it adds to the story :P: )
Dixie riflied in her dress pocket and pulled out some gauze. Meanwhile a pair of customer ran over to help. "Keep him steady.. oh.. he looks pretty beat up.." Dixie began to bind up his injuries with the gauze, and the attendants brought out cotton pads to mop up the bleeding. "Hold him down, we don't want any sudden movements. they said Scooby and shaggy helped to hold him down, and after 5-10 minutes the binding of the wounds was complete. The poor man, whose name was Maurice, looked like a mummy from an early horror film.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 05, 2007, 07:37:57 PM
A man walked in. He had a certain elvish look about him. "HELLOOOOOOOO, INSANE CAFEEEEEEEEEEE!" He yelled. Then he looked at the burn victim. "Oh.. I can help! I know doctors!" Anno sighed in relief. "Looks like he'll be okay." Death said HE WILL DIE. FOUR YEARS FROM NOW. HE WILL BE HIT BY A TRUCK. Anno rolled his eyes. "Way to put a positive spin on it, Mr. Brightside." The Death of Rats said SQUEAK. "Yeah, I guess."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 05, 2007, 07:42:39 PM
Longtail looked over and said "Wow...that is one deadly tentacle, so mister lord....are you going to use that fancy sword of yours to kill that thing?" Omnivorous looked down at the flyer and said "Maybe your right...after all my last beer is wearing off...so..." he activated his lightsaber and activated the green blade, and walking into the kitchen and a few moments later a girly, fearful scram left the room as the sith lord walked out, looking like a ghost.

"Great now I'm dead...I wonder..." he said aloud he pointed his hand forward and out shot force lighting! "Yes I still got it!" he cried as an innocent customer was fried by the Force Lighting shot by the sith.

"Well you seem to be happy provided your now dead." said Longtail as he finished another beer.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 05, 2007, 08:12:50 PM
"I'dlay off the beers from now on sir.. always in moderation" a nearby waiter said. as he exited his table with the orrder. Meanwhile, on the Scooby Table, Dixie was trying to comfort maurice. Nick came by after finally finishing his sweeping duties. "We have a spare cot over by the employee enterance that we use for tired or sick patients. Put him on there and I'll go get the drugs kit. " Despite the crappy food, the resteraunt had a pretty good supply of medicine. Considering how often injuries happened at the insane cafe, it was a necessity.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 05, 2007, 10:09:55 PM
Another, background waiter was shot it the head by an enraged customer. Anno stared as the man shot another waiter, then lept up and shot the crazed customer in the head. FINALLY. Said Death. THEY'RE DIEING AT THE RIGHT TIME. He reaped the souls. The Death of Rats said SQUEAK. Then, he headed of to the kitchen, reaped several Rat souls(they fell in the soup) and headed back. SQUEAK EK EK EK SQUEAK! The Grim Squeaker said. The Raven said "The Rat says those rats died early." Numerous Watchmen were in the resturant at the time. One was human. He had the papers to prove it and everything. At that moment, the voaracious Sasquatch who lived upstairs came down and clubbed a customer, then dragging him back upstairs to put him in the freezer for later consumption. Everyone who could see him looked at Death. He took a bite of pie and said WHAT? HE IS NOT YET DEAD.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 06, 2007, 02:03:50 AM
The newly christened Force Ghost Omnivorous said "Ya know Death....I can take care of him for you! Ya know a little Force Lighting goes a loooooong way."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 06, 2007, 08:50:07 AM
Aves had finally returned from saving another customer from the paranta plant in the food storage. He looked around the kitchen and wiped away some sweat

"Another normal day" he said and returned to the kitchen

"Oh great that stupid soup cracken's been eating the customers again"

he sighed and started to douse some eggs into a bottle of thick vinegar

"I really need to quit this stupid job" he said to himself, looking all glum

ooc: exactly how I felt this morning getting off work =P
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 06, 2007, 09:59:11 AM
Death said ODD. YOU DIED AT THE CORRECT TIME, BUT YOU ARE NOT DUE TO BE REAPED. WELL, PERHAPS YOU COULD FURFILL SOME DUTY.. PERHAPS WHEN BOTH ME AND MY GRANDDAUGHTER ARE INDESPOSED, YOU CAN REAP THE SOULS. He continued BUT FOR NOW, IT IS MY DUTY. The Death of Rats added SQUEAK. Death heard a scream, then headed up the stairs. A few moments later, he reappered. THE SASQUATCH AT HIM EARLY, THEN DIED OF THE HIGH LEVEL O TOXINS IN HIS PREY'S BODY FROM EATING THE FOOD HERE. WE MUST FIGURE OUT WHAT THOSE AUDITORS ARE BUILDING. "Well, the Rat said it was some sort of big thing with lots of electric nodes and stuff." Said Anno. "Maybe we should-" Outside, a man slammed into the window, made an odd gurgling noise, and slid down the glass pane. Moments later, the wall of the cafe opened up and ate him. Death disappeared, reaped the man's soul, and then reapeared. WHAT A PECUILAR PLACE. Death said. He asked a nearby waiter WHAT DROVE YOU TO CHOOSE THIS SPOT FOR A RESTURANT?
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 06, 2007, 11:05:54 AM
A chronal disturbance appeared in a corner away from everyone.  It soon formed into two figures.  A troodon (with some clothes on) and a human, though the human had bone white skin as if he had no blood left.  

"Well at least it's not a swamp like last time." Marcus Darkwood said.  "You don't know what long exposure to swamp water can do to dead flesh.  If I weren't dead I would have found the place discusting and to hot."

The troodon looks around, "It appears we have appeard within an eating establishment, and the more correct term to reply to yourself is undead since you are a zombie." He said.

"Zombie detective if you want to be exact but who cares, at least we're out of the swamp." He said.  

The troodon looked at his wrist which had a bracelet looking thing from his wrist to near his elbow.  "chronal levels?" He said and a holographic display showed some readings in his language, "It does seem that Douglas's chronal energy is rising, but I was correct at being able to rechannel it so he need no longer be shunted around at random, though fine control is not yet under full control." He said.

"Meaning you can't control it very well yet.  You should have built a flying car or something, we would keep out of the elements." Marcus said.

"A flying time traveling automobile, what a ridiculous idea, besides there would be no room for my tail in those human designed seats.  Now a small 1 room shed perhaps would be feasible." The troodon said.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 06, 2007, 12:26:41 PM
The infamous Benjamin Oliver Newman George Oldhaus (often called Bongo Oldhaus by those that know him) walked him. He was an immigrant from Germany, but he wasn't full-blood German. No one really knew his true decent. Not even himself. He was comically obese and wore one of the flashiest red shirts one had ever seen, with equally flashy gray slacks. He walked over to a barstool without much thought and said embarrassingly loudly, "I WANT TO EAAAAAT!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 06, 2007, 12:32:27 PM
"That was rather... odd." Said Anno. The Death of Rats said, in asset, SQUEAK. Death nodded, and said AGREED. The Raven chimed in. "Would you look at the eyeballs on the blo-" SQUEAK! "Fine, fine."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 06, 2007, 03:12:58 PM
Nick, Dixie, and Scooby, carried Maurice to the cot near the back enterance, where Nick gave him a shot of painkiller. "that should ease the pain. Someone will have to watch him to make sure nothing tries to eat him" He said. "So you have things here" Dixie began "Yes, that like to eat the customers.. and staff. Scooby i would not advise you to use the the men's bathroom, for example. Many customers have used the bathroom , and not come out." Scooby turned pale. "Roes rit rike rogs?' He asked. "I don't know, If I tried to ask, that would be the last you see of me.. and I'd prefer not to be eaten by the Shurlup.." "The Shurlup?' dixie frowned. "What about the ladies bathroom?' The mirror in there likes to insult the ladies who use it" Nick replied. "you won't get eaten, but you WILL get insulted.."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 06, 2007, 03:17:18 PM
Longtail overhearing the scooby gang's conversation with Nick he began to laugh as he replied "Now that I would like to see! It must be fun!" Omnivorous smiled like a child as he repeated Death's words "Substitiute soul reaper....WAH-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" This is the greast day of my after life! Thank the force!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 06, 2007, 03:24:17 PM
Just the most loud-mouthed waitress who ever lived burst out into the dining area and yelled out, "I HERE GOT SOMEONE'S SUPER ROOTY TOOTY FRESH 'N FRUITY. DID SOMEONE HERE ORDER A SUPER ROOTY TOOTY FRESH 'N FRUITY? YER GONNA BE A LOSIN' IT IF YA DON'T COME UP AND GET 'YA SUPER ROOTY TOOTY FRESH 'N FRUITY. OH, WELL, BACK WE'S GO!" She dashed back into the kitchen like nothing ever happened.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 06, 2007, 03:34:53 PM
Scooby and the others are far away from Longtail. He cannot overhear their conversation from that distance)
Dixie frowned better to be insulted, than deads I say" She looked at Shaggy. "What?' "could you take car of Maurice for a little bit/ I'll take over caring for him in a half hour." Oh, Fine, but where arevyou and Scoob, going, back to the table?' Shaggy winked at Scooby.  Dixie caught the wink, but pretended she didn't notice. 'yes, as a matter of fact we are.." She said...
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 06, 2007, 03:53:45 PM
Suddenly, several bird-like humaniods entered the cafe. They all sat down at the same table, and Anno said "Well, would you look at that. Jackals." Then, the Jackals exploded. One of the windows smashed in and a Grunt, with it's methane tank alight, zoomed through the cafe and landed in the sausage maker. Death went to reap the souls of the various Covenant that had appeared. SQUEAK. Said the DOR(Death of Rats). Anno said "I'm not having the sausages from here. Not that I was before, but now it's made out of Grunts..." Anothe customer appeared. A Waiter, named Joe, went to atend to him. "What would you like to drink?" Said Joe. The customer said "I would like a Cuppa Joe." Joe flinched, twitched, screamed, and ran to the kitchen. There, he tripped and fell, and landed in a giant coffee bean grinder. A few seconds later, another waiter came out with a cup of coffee. "Here is your coffee, sir."  The man took it, and noticed a nametag saying 'HI, MY NAME'S JOE' float to the top. The man pushed it away. "And I'm not having the coffee from here, either." Said Anno.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 06, 2007, 03:59:09 PM
(may I remind you guys there is a thunderstorm outside the cafe and it is growing worse?)
Rain from the thunderstorm outside blew through the open windom, soaking nearby guests.  The wind howled, it was getting stronger and  it was getting  difficult for the waiters to keep thier balance.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 06, 2007, 04:24:25 PM
Scooby and Dixie returned to the table, and ordered a pair of pies. This time, they got coconut cream and triple chocolate. Nick, who they had come to like, brought in the pies, which were still steaming. "You really like the pies don't you" Nick smiled. As he said this a gust of cwind struck him, and it was then he noticed the brioken window.  "great" He muttered.  "Excuse me..' He ran up to the head waiter, who was standing at the front "Activate the emrergency binds Jeff. we've got a whopper of a storm coming in." nick said. Jeff nodded and pressed a blinking buttom. There were a series of long clangs as dark shield drpopeed into place over the windows including the broiken one. This stopped the bloewing rain and wind, for now at least.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 06, 2007, 04:25:50 PM
Quote from: Raptor,Dec 6 2007 on  02:53 PM
Suddenly, several bird-like humaniods entered the cafe. They all sat down at the same table, and Anno said "Well, would you look at that. Jackals." Then, the Jackals exploded. One of the windows smashed in and a Grunt, with it's methane tank alight, zoomed through the cafe and landed in the sausage maker. Death went to reap the souls of the various Covenant that had appeared. SQUEAK. Said the DOR(Death of Rats). Anno said "I'm not having the sausages from here. Not that I was before, but now it's made out of Grunts..." Anothe customer appeared. A Waiter, named Joe, went to atend to him. "What would you like to drink?" Said Joe. The customer said "I would like a Cuppa Joe." Joe flinched, twitched, screamed, and ran to the kitchen. There, he tripped and fell, and landed in a giant coffee bean grinder. A few seconds later, another waiter came out with a cup of coffee. "Here is your coffee, sir." The man took it, and noticed a nametag saying 'HI, MY NAME'S JOE' float to the top. The man pushed it away. "And I'm not having the coffee from here, either." Said Anno.
( :lol :DD  :lol: Too funny! Cuppa Joe!)

Longtail and Omnivorous were still sitting at the table when the wind picked up. They however continued to drink the few cups of beer on the table (and please don't ask how a force ghost is drinking beer...he just is :D )...when a bolt of Lighting bounced off a satalite dish and just before the metal shutters closed, struck Longtail in his head as he went for another sip of beer...and well you can imagine the results...KABOOM! The talbe had been destroyed but Omnivorous was holding the beers with the force and drinking from his cup at the same time.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 06, 2007, 04:39:36 PM
Nick rushed over to Longtail's side, the bolt had struck him the side of the head, and had singed  off some of his skin. He was conscious luckily. Nick motioned to Anno and Stripetail, who were sitting nearby, to come help him with Longtail. "Please help me with him. He's heavy" He said. "And someone needs to tell everyone who is sitting by the windows to get away from them.."
_ Stripetail stood up pulled out his stuff and pointed it at himself. Vocus Magniforum. The spell magnified his Voice. EVERYONE! YOUR ATTENTION pLEASE" He boomed, :eVERYONE SITTING AT TABLES CLOSE TO THE WINDOWS ,MOVE AWAY FROM THEM PLEASE! WE ARE EXPERIENCING A SEVERE STORM< AND WE DON"T WANT ANYONE INJURIED FROM FLYING DEBRIS OR GLASS! THAT IS ALL!"  Stripetail Undid the spell as the window tables were emptied of patrons.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 06, 2007, 04:41:09 PM
Death reappeared. I MAY BE GONE FOR A FEW MOMENTS. He said. BUT I SHALL BE BACK. The DOR, the Raven, and Anno bade him farwell, and Death exited the resturant. Outside, the storm tore a path of destruction. I NOW UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE. Death said. The storm crackle with thunder. THE AUDITERS CREATED A UNIVERSAL STORM. The storm shot lightening, but Death blocked it with his scythe. HOWEVER, YOU ARE DUE TO DIE TODAY. AND IT IS MY DUTY TO REAP YOU SOUL! A white horse appeared, and Death mounted it. He spurned it to fly into the storm. Meanwhile, in the warmth of the cafe, the Gnomes and gathered atop one of the waiters and were clubbing him. Anno helped oversee the patients, as was a new, female Sangheili who had arrived mements before the lockdown.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 06, 2007, 04:48:01 PM
The loudmouth waitress known as Martha went back to the Scooby gang's and, looking at Scooby, said, "Motesa?"

Manny was still observing the goings ons and he rushed through a dictionary from the underworld to better understand what Martha said. He got the answer he wanted and continued to gobble away at his cheesecake.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 06, 2007, 04:58:10 PM
Longtail gave a cough of smoke and stuttered "w...w-w-wow..." he tried to sit up...and blinked as he said "LET'S do that again! That was the most fun I've had in a long time!" Then sneezed out a fireball.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 06, 2007, 05:07:37 PM
Outside, Death rode through the storm, deflecting bolts of lightening. His eye sockets were focused on one thing; the storm's eye. The storm roared with thunder and Death deflected anothe bolt of lightening. Another, hug bolt of lightening was gathering to destroy the cafe. Death tossed his scythe forward.

The eye of the storm exploded. The scythe returned to Death, and the storm began to dissapte. Inside, Anno pressed an ear slit to the wall. "I think the storm's gone.." The female Sanghieli, Vera 'Zenoree, said "I hope it is." The DOR said SQUEAK.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 06, 2007, 05:09:31 PM
Marcus looked around at the various goings on, "I wonder if this place is as lively as this.  Though perhaps a bit to lively it appears to.  Though living ones do like things lively, I prefer a little peace and quiet."  

The troodon nods, "It could be caused by any of a number of factors, some of which I can detect.  As for prefering peace and quiet I recall your cases are not unike this establishment." The Troodon said, looking at some holographic readouts of the wrist computer.

Marcus sighs, glad they are away from the windows and near 2 corners of all walls.  "I would prefer a nice and quiet case.  Why do I get all the weird cases.  One of the latest was a husband cheating on his wife, only one was a vampire and the other was a demon.  The husband was having an affair with the postman who was a refugee from another dimension and finding out why lead to another even weirder case then that. Why can't I have a nice and quiet case for once."  He sighed again.

"Maybe because you're a zombie." The troodon said.

"I don't see why my being a zombie has to do with attracting the weird cases." He said.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 06, 2007, 05:44:54 PM
Stripetaikl loked at him with an odd look on his face, it was a mixture of pity and suprise. "You're lucky to be alive, and you wabnt to be struck AGAIN?
_
The strm was beginning to weaken as the eye wall coallspsed, however, the storm was now fully over the cafe, and through the slits rain was contuing to pour down...
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 06, 2007, 06:07:48 PM
I one skeletal hand, Death gripped a Sword(used for royalty) in the other, he gripped his scythe. YOU ARE SOMETHING UNLIKE ALL I HAVE SEEN BEFORE. Death egged his horse onwards, and they finally reached the eye. The eye was seething with thick clouds and lightening. Within it, there was a figure much like that of a man. "YOOOOOUUUUU DAAAAAAARRRRE EEEEEEENNNNTTTTEEEEEERRR MYYYYYY SSSSSSAAAAAANNNNNCCCCTTTTTUUUUUAAAARRRRYYYY?" It howled. Death said nothing, and stabbed it. A bolt of lightening blocked the blade. "YOOOOUUU WWWWWIIIIILLLLL PPPPPEEEEEERRRRRIIIISSSSHHHH HHHEEERRRREEERRR!" Howled the storm. Then, Death cut its head off. The storm's eye disientigrated, much like its creators. It was reduced to an ordainary storm without the occoult eye. Anno pressed his ear to a wall. "It's still there... but it's less strong.." He said. Vera said "That's a relief."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 07, 2007, 12:23:59 AM
A sputnik like satillite had just then crashed through the ceiling of the kitchen, Aves at the time was putting ordered meals up for the waitors to take to the hungry customers.

Sudenly a buzzer went off, Aves sighed and looked at his watch

"What a relief! Its time for me to clock out!"

He smiled looking weary and tired from yet another long and painful workday, and just as he stumbled over to the sign out Chong hurried from his office

"Not so fast, Fox!"

"Huh?" said Aves, looking puzzled

Chong opened a small compartment within the sign out clock and hit a button, Aves watched in horror and disbelief as the time was reset back to morning hours when he normally comes in to begin his job

"Back to work! Now! Go!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 07, 2007, 12:27:25 AM
The bogeymen living in the floor boards of the kitchen appeared. The waiters, well prepared for once, grabbed the flamethrowers to defend themselves. Outside of the kitchen, where the noise tore through all the other sounds. Anno remarked "I wonder what that is?" Death said IT IS THE BOGEYMEN AGAIN.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 07, 2007, 12:42:24 AM
Longtail looked over to Stripetaikl even while the smiled stayed on his face even as he said "Hmm....well after what you said about me surviving the first one, perhaps another bolt would be a bad thing." Then he moved his head to one side, and asked "Does anyone else hear that?"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 07, 2007, 10:53:23 AM
Everyone stopped what they were doing. Even the bogeymen stopped ripping staff in half. There was a loud, crashing, thumping sound. "Oh no." Said Anno. Vera asked "You think it could be...?" Anno replied. "Yes." SQUEAK? Asked the DoR. Anno answered "A Scarab." The enormous, walking tank appeared outside the cafe. It aimed at the cafe, and prepared to fire.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 07, 2007, 12:50:42 PM
"SHIELDUS" Stripetail roared and a yellow glow began to sread out over the cafe. it sptread from flooor to ceiling, and poured outside through the broken window. A load boom resounded. the tank had fired a shot. the shot tore through the roof but was stopped by the shield. It hovered in the air, some twn feet from the fllor. Stri[petail lifted his paws in an upward motion and the missile was pushed up ward through the hole where it had entered. After it was clear of the resteraunt,.Stripetail gestured his fist, and the missile exploed, sending debris down through the hole. it bounced of the shield and harmlessly through the floor.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 07, 2007, 03:40:01 PM
The drivers of the massive tank were perplexed. Normally, the thick beam of green plasma the Scorpion fired would decimate anything in its way. "Damn! Who the heck got the other Covenant mad?" Anno said.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 07, 2007, 03:48:16 PM
Longtail was impressed that something that big hadn't killed them all yet...but he knew better than to stand there and wait for death, so he stood up and asked Anno "Does that thing have any weak spots?" Then another voice called out from the mens bathroom. "Yes...but we must first find a way onboard that Scarab." Omnivorous then asked "And who the Force are you??"

The red armored Sangheili simply replied "My name is Uulecc Uunamee. I am here because I received a distress call and I was unfortunately teleported into the men's bathroom, where I've been fighting for my life...." he then asked a question of his own "Why didn't anyone hear me screaming for help?"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 07, 2007, 03:55:33 PM
This is the insane cafe. there is a lot of stuff going on all the time' Stripetail replied, putting his staff away. "Looks like you just escaped the Shurlup.  he went into the nathroom and came out a few minutes later with a bloodied Sangelli.  "Bring him to a table. I'll go get aid for him " stripetail said As he he passed by the scooby Table, he noticed the pair of Great Danes. ';you Two, come with me." he said firmly. "But we're still eating..'Dixie Protested. 'Too bad, I've got an injured Sangelli on my hands and I need help"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 07, 2007, 04:08:16 PM
The Scarab, meanwhile, strode about outside, trying to find a weak point in the cafe. "We need to destroy that Scarab's reactor to bring it down." Said Anno. SQUEAK? Said the DoR. Anno replied "I really don't know." Death looked out at th Scarab, and said nothing.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 07, 2007, 04:12:01 PM
Don't worry " Stripetail said "that shield I put up can endure several strikes from highly advanced weapons. Of course if it fails, and it will weaken with repeated hits, the best idea would be to have everyone in a safe location, such as deep underground.."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 07, 2007, 04:29:36 PM
As if on que, the ground burst open, and several Dwarfs appeared from the hole. "Right, this was the wrong place to come up in..." Said the Dwarf Foreman. Everyone's eyes came to rest on the hole. "Wot you look'n at?" Said one Dwarf. Outside, the Scarab charged it's plasma cannon again.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 07, 2007, 04:56:14 PM
I'd suggest you make the hole big enough for regular folks to move.." Stripetail eyes flashed.The dwarves loked at him and quickly complied. The hole was now big enough for Stripetail, or Scooby and Dixie tio fit though. It would be a tough squeeze though for even skinny humans like Nick or Shaggy.
"Ok, Dixie? Scooby? are those right" 2 nods. "well the dwarves have made it big enough for you to fit though.
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This is one of my best dresses dixie protested. "Sorry, dear, you're going to have to get a bit dirty, or would you rather stay up here and get blasted rto bit? Stripetail asked with a hint of irony.
Dixie sequeezed through the hole, as the dwarves made way for her. Scooby was next, then Stripetail followed. "Next person, come on! That thing is going to strike again. My shield can't hold out forever!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 07, 2007, 05:01:48 PM
"This day is wrong in so many ways..." muttered Longtail under his breath. Omnivorous looked at the giant scarab tank as it prepared to fire again and asked anyone who would answer..."What do you think a well placed shot of Force Lighting would do to that thing anyway?"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 07, 2007, 05:19:50 PM
Give it a try although if ir doesn't work, you'd better jump down here" Stripetail replied as more customers including shaggy  climbed down into the tunnel.
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Nick ran to get Aves. "Aves! Stop what you are Doing and get below ground! There's a huge tank outside ready to open fire! Aves was busy adding some green runny stuff to the pot. "Come on you sily fox! Get a move on!" Nick said sternly
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 07, 2007, 05:24:01 PM
"Only one way to find out." Marcus said.  

"I think we should go with the others." The troodon said.

Marcus looked around, "Yes, I think this place has lost it's nice pleasant quiet atmosphere." He said as the troodon put his pad away and they went over to join the others in evacuating.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 07, 2007, 05:27:40 PM
Literally everyone was going down the hole. Even the Shurlup was there.

OOC: It's short, but I have to go.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 07, 2007, 05:29:35 PM
The only ones not yet in the tunnel were omnivaraious mr. Chong , nick and Aves. Stripetail had lit his staff so that the others could see. "Ok, We're still missing a fe people. And Shurlup, no eating..." The Shurlup, looked at him and growled, it was hungry, and this was the most potentiel meals he had ever seen.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 07, 2007, 06:04:35 PM
Longtail looked behind him as he said "Ya know if you wern't so busy trying to eat everyone you came across Shurlup...you'd be a pretty cool friend to have." he then added in an irritated voice "Who ever is nibbling on my tail please stop."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 07, 2007, 06:12:40 PM
'The Shurlup? A Friend?' a waiter laughed bitterly. "You don't know how many customers and staff he's eaten this year. 15 by my count..over 50 since this place opened. He looked at the Shurlup, who looked at him as if he were a hungry morsel.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 07, 2007, 06:41:02 PM
"So...who locked him in the men's washroom anyway?" asked Longtail with a nervous grin.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 07, 2007, 10:24:25 PM
Marcus looks around in their surroundings, "Better then being above I guess." He looks around, his eyes enchanted to see in the dark.  Useful for detective work.  "Being here reminds me of several cases."

The troodon reaches into a pocket to pull out a small flashlight with a band on it.   The band being elastic and the flashlight is in front, leaving his hands free.   Once it is in place he turns it on.  "I do not nibble on someone's tail unless someone asks me nicely, and they have to be friends before hand." he said looking around where they were.  

"And I'm not that kinky, even when I was alive." Marcus said.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 07, 2007, 10:56:32 PM
The Scarab stomped over the cafe, the drivers sensing the fact that it was now devoid of life. Anno said "That thing is going to follow us." The Dwarfs started a rowsing soung of "Gold Gold Gold!" They were quite adept singers. "Gold gold gold gold gold! Gold Gold! Gold gold gold gold!" Sang the Foreman. Death said I THINK I MAY HAVE TROD ON A RAT. The DoR said SQUEAK?! Vera said "I hope this tunnel holds up..."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 07, 2007, 11:52:13 PM
Longtail frowned as he said "It had better hold up....I am NOT digging us out! And I can...just wait and see I can dig my way out of almost anything!" Longtail then thought about his current situation and then commented "Maybe I should wait until we're out of this silly tunnel first."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 08, 2007, 04:35:15 AM
Aves took off his earphones and turned to Nick

"What'd you say? I'm busy"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 08, 2007, 02:26:01 PM
as he said this.. the wall gave way, and the human and fox were staring up at a huge cannonn through a hole in the ceiling. the cafe was starting to crumble, the only thing, keeping it up was the shield stripetail had put up. "WE NEED To get out. Get mR Chomng.. there is  a tunnel opening in the dining room. Everyone, literally is down there. This cafe is not going to hold up up much longer.. stop what you are doing, and go get him..Unless you want him to die..." Nick said.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 08, 2007, 02:55:58 PM
The Scarab charged it's main cannon, and then... there was a malfunction. Suprised, the drivers argued, and struggled to rectify the mistake. "Well, it can't be that hard!" Said one, shoving the other out of the way. "It's just some Covenant tech." He fiddled with a few wires and tubes, and was rewarded with a shooting pain all through his body. "Not that hard, eh?" Said the other driver. He shoved the first out of the way and took an odd tool to work on the tech. "Well," Said Driver # 1, "Hurry up! Or else they'll get away!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 08, 2007, 03:01:22 PM
Aves looked astonished at the site of the cannon, but it was not the cannon he feared the most.

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?" comanded the allmighty voice of Chong and he came stomping out of his ofice, his eyes a terribly glow of red and a glare that would even scare Mr. T into playing with dolls.

Chong turned looking at the canon

"FOOLS!" he said and he raised his arms and started to chant his spells which echoed throughout the cafe and the area seemed to bulge and crack at his own wrath
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 08, 2007, 03:10:36 PM
Chong's magic came into conflict with the  magic of Stripetail's shield, the shield deflected the magic back towareds Chong. "The shield won't last much longer" Nick said. He grabbed Aves and picked him up. nick then bolted for the dinning room and safety. he tried to ignore the squirming Aves, who was trying to get away. "You'll thank me for this later" He called out as he dove into the dwarves hole, Aves in tow. They landed in the tunnel, right on top of some dwarves.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 08, 2007, 03:14:44 PM
Aves growled and looked displeased due to his being carried away like a hapless pup. But he then turned his glare up through the opening

"Well, if it means leaving this terrible cafe for good, I say let the cannon and Chong have their way with it. I've had enough!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 08, 2007, 03:24:04 PM
"hopefully, he dies so we get a new boss" Nick cracked.
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Roes ris rean re rant reat rour pie?' Scooby asked petulantly. "Yes, Scoob. The more important goal now is -STAYING ALIVE" Shaggy said beginning to panic.Dixie was scared,too but she was trying not to show it. "Ok, I for onewe suggest, we all stick together" She called out. "any objections?"

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Good Idea. Dixie. I'm giving you each magic rings which will allow me to identify your remains in case you don't make it.The rings will create an exact image of your face and name" Stripetail said. For example" he gestured at Scooby. There was a temporary flash of pain, and a large golden ring apppeared in scooby's third claw of his right front paw. In a twinkling he saw an image of himself and his name appear on the face of the ring. Dixie was next, then Shaggy, Longtail, Aves and down on through everyone, including nick.
_Nick tugged on his, it wouldn't move"How do these come off?' "they don't, until I order them too."came the reply.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 08, 2007, 04:06:22 PM
"I guess it'll do, though it clashes with my eye color." Marcus said.  The troodon only glanced at his and continued looking around as he was before.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 08, 2007, 05:47:00 PM
Well I gotta admit, it does match my wing color...thanks...although I don't think I like the idea of dying at all!" cried Longtail with a frown on his face. "Be happy you're still alive...!" said Omnivorous walking next to the little flyer. "I wonder if the cafe is still standing?" asked the Force Ghost.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 08, 2007, 05:53:36 PM
Marcus makes a dismissive gesture, "Dying isn't usually to bad, and there are advantages to being dead.   No more dandruff problems, hunger pains are gone, you can sprint for hours without tiring, and other advantages."

"I think I'd rather not try at experience out quite yet," The troodon said to Marcus,  "And I've never had any dandruff problems."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 08, 2007, 07:59:04 PM
A certain seven foot tall, green armour'd and orange visor'd man jumped off the back on the Scarab. The drivers were still bickering. "No no no!" Said Driver # 2. "The green plug connects to the orange-" Driver # 1 interrupted him. "Wait... did you hear that?" Driver # 2 looked puzzled. "Hear what?" He asked. Driver # 1 answered "A sort of nasty, banging sound?" Driver # 2 replied "No, I didn't." Driver # 1 shook is head. "Must've been my imagination." Then, the Scarab exploded. Brillant cyan flames washed over the cafe, but the shield protected it. After the flames dissapated, the shield gave out. Beneath the ground, one of the Dwarfs stroked his beard and said "Bloody hell, did you hear that?" There was a resounding yes* from the all those in the tunnels.

*In Death's case, it was YES, and in the DoR's case, it was SQUEAK.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 08, 2007, 09:59:13 PM
Longtail replied "Yeah of course we heard it, but what the treestar was it?" "Think you little fool!" said Omnivorous "It's that tank has been destroyed....but by who is what I'm wondering?"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 08, 2007, 11:11:30 PM
The Master Chief Petty Officer looked at the remains of his victory against the Scarab, walked through the cafe's empty doorway, sat down at half a table, and said "I'll have one Apple Pie." The dwarves stuck their bearded faces out of the hole. "The coast is clear! You can come out!" Said the Foreman. Anno pulled himself out of the hole, and looked around. "Man, that Scarab did a number on this place." He said, leaning on a semi-intact wall. Vera stared at half a waiter, who must've been killed by debries. "Ew." Was all she said. Outside, the Scarab's Drivers looked down at their ruined walking tank. "Man. I can't believe we survived that explosion." Said Driver # 1. Driver # 2 nodded in asset. "Yeah, it's crazy, ain't it?" He said. YES. Death said. The DoR sat on his shoulder, and said SQUEAK. Driver # 1 said "Oh." And Driver # 2 said "Damn."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 08, 2007, 11:42:20 PM
"Maybe by the shoddy workmanship if they went with the lowest bidder," Marcus said, "After all you do get what you paid for."   The troodon had no comment he could think of at the moment so decided not to comment.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 09, 2007, 12:04:00 AM
OOC: It was The Master Chief who destroyed the Scarab.

IC: Everyone was coming out of the hole now. Dwarfs, waiters, the Shurlup* and many others. Including, some who had not been in the cafe. Several giant worms, a large, carnivorus toad, and a huge mole were just some of the odd creatures.

*The Shurlup was now friends with the Sasquatch.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 09, 2007, 01:20:17 AM
Longtail looked a little upset as he cried coming out of the hole "We were only down there for five minutes.....Where sis the rest of you guys COME FROM?!" The Force Ghost chuckled and said "Listen little birdy, don't get so worked up about what happens....just go with it."

Uulecc Uunamee grunted and said "Yeah right...you try having your whole race demoted and starting a civil war with the very beings you fought to protect for several generations and tell me how you would feel?"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 09, 2007, 02:53:07 PM
"So the cafe was saved..." said Aves dully

"I wonder about Chong, if he's dead I'd feel much better."

Just as he said that Chong came out of the kitchen, his robes burnt and torn, and the ugliest grimmace on his face that would even scare away a sharptooth

"BACK TO WORK!!" he shouted at the Fox, and Nick and the rest of the waitors, then he turned to the cutomers

"EAT! EAT YOUR FOOD NOW! YOU'RE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE UNTIL YOU'VE FINISHED!"

and as he said this he raised his arms and a massive blue barrier formed around the cafe, made to keep people from getting out rather than in.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 09, 2007, 03:54:22 PM
"Nice shade of blue." Marcus says looking at the barrier.  He then turns to the Troodon.  "What do you think?"

The troodon examins the barrier, then takes out a scanner to scan it. "Hmm, a pretty effective barrier, though not across the varied chronal dimentions.  Douglas's chronal displacement energy could get be used if we wished."

"We'll keep that in mind if we wish to get popped somewhere at random." Marcus said.

"I am developing a system to analyze the displacement and have some control that will only increase with further study and analysis." The troodon said.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 09, 2007, 07:23:41 PM
"Whoa. I wasn't planning on leaving without finishing my pie." Said Anno. Vera, the DoR, Master Chief, and the Dwarfs nodded in asset. Death stared at the Forcefield for a second, then calmly walked through it as if there was nothing there. Grinning*, he stepped back in and sat down at the same table as before.

*Well, of course he's always grinning, being a skeleton, but this time he meant it.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 09, 2007, 10:10:21 PM
Stripetail, and the Scooby group were amomng the last to get out of the hole. The cafe above was in ruins. Broken glass was everywhere, as was the remains of the dinners the guests had been eaten. The Shield Chong had placed gave off a blue light, which cast shadows on the scene. dixie brushed off her dress, as dirt from the tunnel had fallen on it . "You know what this feeels like? You know in horror movies, where only a few people survive at the end? It fee;s EXACTLy like that" Dixie said. Scooby put his paw around her,waist and had a nervous look on his face as she looked at him. "You two make a good pair " stripetail smiled. "We're cousins" Dixie replied flatly. 'The ancient pharoahs often married thier sisters or half-sisters, and it was by no means limited to Egyptians. "Stripetail relied 'Please, no more, Mr... stripetail right?"
"LORD Stripetail Dixie , I am a noble, after all" Dixie curtsied hurriedly. Stripetail held up his paw. "You didn't know, so I'm not holdding it against you..Come, let's find a table that's not completely blown to bits. Dessert.. is on me"

_ Shaggy burst into a huge grin. "I Think you'll regret that, after seeing how much food, Scoob and I can put away.."He said to Stripetail, as they found their way to the Scooby Table, which was amonung the few that was still intact. Stripetail sat down on the left corner, Shaggy and Scooby took the middle seats, and Dixie ssat on the right corner...
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 10, 2007, 12:26:40 AM
Marcus looked around at the remains of the cafe, "Reminds me of my fifth case, or was that my third one?", "He said half to himself then waved dismissively, "whichever one it was it ended with the area looking like this, glad it wasn't my office.  It all started with someone asking me to help find his missing dog."

The troodon looks around as well. "This makes me glad I"m not a normal partner of yours if your cases are like this."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 10, 2007, 09:24:15 AM
Aves groaningly walked back into the kitchen, all the pots and pans were just as he left them, bubbling and hissing with steamy brown gunk. And the liver was burning to a crisp in the oven

"Yep... another day at the insane cafe" he said to himself, and he went back to work
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 10, 2007, 11:19:10 AM
However, on Manny's old table, there was an empty dish indicating that he quickly wolfed down his pie and dashed off in the commotion. He had apparently left the cafÈ during the madness that sent everyone in the tunnels. There was no telling where he had gone now.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 10, 2007, 01:20:06 PM
Nick looked at the huge mess in the cafe, or rather what was left of it.  a cold wind blew through the open spaces where the windows had been. and nick felt the crunch of glass under his feet as he stepped though the dinning room. The roof had colaspsed in places, and the kitchen was now visible to pretty much everyone, the wall that had seperated the kitchen from the dining room had fallen in. "Now we can't even pretend we serve good food. "Nick grumbled.
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Stripetail looked at the forcefield chong had oput up. "Let's make good use of the shield," he said saying a few words in a tongue none of the Scooby gang could understand. The shield began to lift up and way from the exit, stripetail then bent the shield into a concave shape with a gesture, to match the shape of the roof. the shield settleed in onto top of the cafe, and now acted as an artifical roof. It was now possib;le for guests to leave, but since the waiters had brought out several dozen pies, no one as of yet was taking the chance to leave. Chocolate pies, cocunut, lemon merignue, cheesecakes of every flavor.The few tables that had not been destroyed now were surrounded by chairs as every customer tried to squeeze themselves in, and share in the wealth of dessert.. the shurlup had returned to the men's bathroom
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 10, 2007, 02:09:06 PM
"Whoa!" Said Anno. "I'm definatly not leaving now!" Vera said "I'll probaly only have one. I don't want to ruin my figure." Death said IT APPEARS THAT THERE WILL BE LESS DEATHS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. The DoR nodded, and said SQUEAK. A large glob a living Spam oozed across the ground, just as somebody said "I think I want a Cuppa Joe." The newly ressurected waiter, Joe, screamed, tripped into the glob of Spam, and was slowly dissolved.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 11, 2007, 02:14:48 AM
The troodon nodded, "I guess I can indulge in eating some of these confections after I've scanned them and confirmed they are fully digestible by lifeforms such as myself with no danger to myself." He said then went over to the area where the pies were to begin to scan them with a small scanning tool.

"I would but being dead it's best I not eat since I can't digest anything." Marcus said.  "They do smell nice though."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 11, 2007, 09:33:45 PM
A dormant volcano emerged from the floor. It did nothing.

OOC: Writer's Block.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 11, 2007, 10:08:57 PM
Marcus looks at the dormant volcano, pointing to it with his thumb, "Maybe it smelled how the pies smell and came for a bit of one." He said.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 12, 2007, 12:19:59 AM
(By definition an emerging volcano is active, so that last post, made no sense whatsoever. But this IS the insane cafe... have it emerge some distance away instead.)
StRipetail lookedon, as the volcano suddenly erupted from the ground around a half-mile from the cafe. "great, another thing for us to worry about. It was hard to say which was worse, the rumblings from the growing volcano, or the complaints fom the waiters. Let's just say chong was about as popular as a rabid animal right about now....
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 12, 2007, 01:55:05 AM
"We can let the janitor worry about it." Marcus said.

Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 12, 2007, 10:22:37 AM
The Grim Reaper came into the cafÈ, guessing it to be full of death. He gave Death a small stare while heading for a seat. He didn't wait to be seated. He found himself a booth to sit down in without permission and wait to be served.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 12, 2007, 10:41:16 AM
The troodon ate a few bites of a pie, testing to see how it tasted first.  "This one pie smells and tastes quite good."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 12, 2007, 01:28:58 PM
Nick wentr into the kitchen to pick up avnew order of pie, thisctime it as cranberry chessecake. The kitchen was choked with debris, yet Aves continued stirring away as if nothing was the matter. "you putting in your two weeks notice ? We can't serve people with the cafe like this. There's broken glass everywhere. the wall that seperated the kitchen from the dining room has collaspsed. There's only like 6 or 7 tables that are still usuable, and everyone gpushed themselves around those tables.'Nick said. "This place will not pass safety inspection.."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 12, 2007, 05:18:24 PM
"Do you think Chong really gives a flip? I mean really! The whole reason he made this cafe was to cover up his real plans." mumbled Aves

"World dominion and secret experiments on hapless customers. I think he's nearly finished with his plans to give a rat's bottom about the condition of his so called 'Cafe'."

Aves was evidentially angry, tired and too frustrated with his job to concern himself with the condition of his own work environment.

"I tried to put in my two weeks notice just a moment ago." he finally said, answering Nick's question "But it seems Chong's gonna do everything in his power to see to it I never leave."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 12, 2007, 05:34:14 PM
Flip him the bird and go. I'm not going to stick around here.. and you shouldn't either Aves. " Nick said testily. "There's a squirell here who's every bit the magician Chong is... and then some..You know that barrier Chong put up to keep people from leaving? The squirrell turned it into an artifical roof. We can leave if we want to.."But that's up to you.." Nickj smiled. "Throw a pie in Chong's face when he comes out. Then walk out. Have him cook the food himself..
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 12, 2007, 05:40:02 PM
"Say... that does sound like a plan!" said Aves, and he broke a smile "Have we got any pies left for the occasion? I say we gang pie the idiot!"

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Meanwhile, Chong was in his own personalized private kitchen, located somewhere deep beneath the Insane Cafe. He chuckled greedily as he sprinkled odd spices into a large boiling vat of glowing green ooz

"My plans are working!" He said in a hissing voice, he turned to a large anteaqe looking cookbook that was set open on a large table where there were other strange ingredients

"soon I'll add the last piece of the recipe, and the world will be mine!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 12, 2007, 05:47:53 PM
You can use this.. I'll just say We're out of cranberry cheesecake.." Nick smirked. I'll grab another flavor as a replacement. I'll go tell the waiters, and cuastomers. Most of the regular customers hate Chong, and the fact he's given them crappy food for years that looks like it was picked up off the side of a busy highway.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 12, 2007, 05:50:53 PM
Longtail however along with Omnivorous and Uulecc Uunamee were sitting at a table eating cheesecake, and singing a christmas song...when Omnivorous said "I sense a disturbance in the Force." Longtail looked up and said "You always sense a disturbance...just shut up and eat the cheesecake will ya?"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 12, 2007, 07:40:27 PM
Chong continued to toss in strange assortments and oddities, the boiling ooz started to shoot sparks here and there.

"Ah, now its almost complete."

He turned to the large book again and started to read, his mad eyes flowing over the ancient text hungrily

"The last ingredient..."

he reached over where on the table sat a spork. An interesting utensil, half spoon half fork, made purely of the flexible material known as cheap plastic.

Chong held up the spork and studied it closely

"My little friend." he said finally "You've been misunderstood and misused for so long. But now it is time. I shall cause you to rise above the system you've been made to know. Only if you help me raise a mighty army to gain my ultimate desires!"

He raised the spork and held it loosely above the bubbling ooz

"Arise my friend! Awaken! Taste the revenge you've long desired!"

At these words he dropped the spork into the ooz, the room flashed with bright blinding light and the surounding earth began to shake

-------

"Oh great, another earthquake" groaned Aves as he helped Nick with the pies
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 12, 2007, 07:53:36 PM
Longtail sighed as his last piece of cheesecake fell to the floor as the earthquake began.
"Awww....that was my last piece, who ever started this earthshake is going to pay!" As he started to raise a tantrum on the table Omnivorous laughed and said "I told you....a disturbance." Uulecc just shook his head in embarrassment.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 12, 2007, 08:22:08 PM
Cracks the ground aoppeared in the floor, and the former hole that they had taken shetlers opened up again. Stripetail stoofd up from his table, his eyes narrowed. His keen magical abilities were tuned towards the disturbance, and he had long ago learned to trust his intincts they were usually right. His felloe customers the scooby gand, trembled as the ground shook. "What's happening NOW?' Dixie asked. She had only come in to see her cousin and his owner.. and all sorts of strange things had happened since. She couldn't take much mnore of this.
"I say we leave.." Shaggy exclaimned" Mr stripetail could you cover our bill, I don't get paid... "He began... "If you say "i will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" I'll turn you into a pair of shoes. and dogs like shoes.. for chewing on..." stripetailn snapped..
'REy! Rats rot rice" Scooby spoke up..."ENOuGH" Stripetail roared and hit his staff on the ground hardhis staff gave off a blinding light and the ring on Scooby's paw reacted. Stripetail paused as he looked at Scooby's ring,then at Dixie's, whixch was reacting to Scooby's . A half-amused look appeared on Stripetail face. "I gave you two the wrong set of rings.. " He said shaking his head..."Follow me I'll explain later when there is time.." Scooby , dixie and Shaggy Looked at each other incredulously...Then reluctantly followed him.
_ Nick and Aves stumbled as the earthquake grew in intensity "I.. guess you were right about Chong" Nick said, his voice being drowned out by the noise.
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Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 12, 2007, 09:18:08 PM
HE MEDDLES AS WELL?! Death said. IF HIS PLAN SUCEEDS, THE WHOLE OF REALITY WILL FALL APART! Anno stared. "Uh... who?" THE MAN WHO OWNS THIS PLACE. "Oh... the little chinese guy?" YES.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 12, 2007, 09:34:36 PM
The troodon looks over at Marcus, "I guess this is just like your other cases." He said as another earthquake started.

"Yep, who would think taking a brief break to help someone find their lost hat would lead to this." Marcus said.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 13, 2007, 12:01:08 AM
EDIT: Never mind.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 13, 2007, 05:27:42 PM
(Rule of thumb Manny. you can't do things like that, just simply going and appearing where the bad guy is.  Manny has no idea where Chong's secret chamber is...no one but Chong knows wherre it is..Even though this is random RP, there are still rules you have to follow.)
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Stripetail lead Scooby, Shaggy and Dixie in the kitchen, where Aves and Nick had fallen to the floor. It ws tough sledding going over the debris, and the shaking was getting worse. "Where is your boss?' Stripetail asked Nick. "I have no idea.. maybe in his office?' Nick guessed. He had no idea. "You and that fox are coming with us, you're employees you know this place better than we do.." He said.
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Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 13, 2007, 07:34:39 PM
ooc: though admittedly, Manny's post was quiet funny XD that curveball post from before just never gets old

"You're asking the impossible" said Aves "Finding his secret hideout is like finding the lost Arc"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 13, 2007, 07:51:30 PM
Just then, a large spider made entirly of custard bashed threw the wall and walked past Aves, Nick, and he others. anno looked through the hole it left. "Well, that's abnormal." He said,
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 13, 2007, 07:55:41 PM
Quote from: Nick22,Dec 13 2007 on  03:27 PM
(Rule of thumb Manny. you can't do things like that, just simply going and appearing where the bad guy is.  Manny has no idea where Chong's secret chamber is...no one but Chong knows wherre it is..Even though this is random RP, there are still rules you have to follow.)OCC
OCC: Erm... I figured it was the manager's office. I didn't think it would be THAT hard to find. I didn't really consider it as hard to find as a villain's lair.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 13, 2007, 07:59:00 PM
Quote from: Manny Cav,Dec 13 2007 on  06:55 PM
Quote from: Nick22,Dec 13 2007 on  03:27 PM
(Rule of thumb Manny. you can't do things like that, just simply going and appearing where the bad guy is.  Manny has no idea where Chong's secret chamber is...no one but Chong knows wherre it is..Even though this is random RP, there are still rules you have to follow.)OCC
OCC: Erm... I figured it was the manager's office. I didn't think it would be THAT hard to find. I didn't really consider it as hard to find as a villain's lair.
ooc: Chong is currently located in a secret private kitchen located somewhere far below the cafe. Sorry for the confusion,Manny.. oh, and any further OOC's concerning this little misunderstanding, please post it in the Discussion Thread.. thanks
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 13, 2007, 08:21:44 PM
Manny, disguised as the Grim Reaper, needed to get to Chong immediately. He suddenly began to fake a cough and said, "This food is *cough* apocalyptic! I wish to see the *cough* manager immediately! This is an *cough* outrage! Someone direct me to the manager!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 13, 2007, 08:25:30 PM
Death stared at Manny. ODD. WHY WOULD A SKELETON ATTEMPT TO IMPERSONATE ME? He took anothe large bit of pie, sliced the giant custard spider inhalf, and stood up and drifted through a wall, saying I SHALL MAKE THE SMALL CHINESE MAN CEASE HIS EFFORTS TO ALTER REALITY. The DoR followed him.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 13, 2007, 09:48:57 PM
Marcus watches as death leaves, "People come and go so quickly around here." He said, quoting from a semi famous movie he liked to watch when he was alive, and still though he was dead.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 14, 2007, 01:51:51 PM
The manahger is busy" Right now sad a waiter, giving Manny a glass of water. "here, drink this."
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Then I',m asking you to do the impossible. Look ariound, this place is falling apart,anmd it wasn't much of a place even before this happened. The foods horrible, except for the pies.."
"Yeah, scoob and i have eaten some gross stuff in the past, but those chciken sticks were horrid!" Shaggy spoke up. "Your manager's going to get a earful from me!
"yeah!" Dixie and Scooby said together. 'Those eggs were horrid! They had vinegar in them! What sort of person puts vinegar in eggs?"Dixie asked
The rumblins were reaching a crescendo, there wrere huge chasms being formed in the middke of the floor.
Nick spoke up. "Aves, we have to stop Mr Chong. He's insane. Lliterally. Mumbling about taking over the world... that's crazy talk."
Nick knew where the manger's office was. "we;'ll start in the manager's office.. that's the logical place to start looking."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 14, 2007, 02:23:26 PM
Manny too the glass and added, "This is unacceptable. I wish to see the management IMMEDIATELY! If not, then I shall have to file suit. Direct me to the manager NOW!" Manny took small sips of the water to look convincing and make it last awhile.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 14, 2007, 02:26:17 PM
He is indoposed sir, and he does not like to be disturbed..' The Waiter said. "Are you REALLy coughing sir?" His eyes were bright blue and were currently narrowed in Manny's direction.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 14, 2007, 02:29:49 PM
Manny hunched over and merely pointed at his back to get a message across to the waiter. He faked a few more coughs, waiting for the waiter to do something.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 14, 2007, 02:43:16 PM
The Waiter, apparently satisfied , went over to another, waiter. "Check on the that customer over there, he seems to be coughing.. I need to find the boss.."
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 nick opened the door to Chong's office, The earthquake had damaged this room as well. there wewre cracks in the walls, and cold air blew throug them.
"There must be a secret passage in here' Stripetail said. "one that only he knows about.." Start searching." It was then that Scooby began to yelp, the ring on his paw was beginning to glow brightly, and it was causing him pain. "The Ring is adjusting itself to you.." Stripetail replied. The pain wil soon subside." "man can't you take it off? Scooby's really hurting" Shaggy said. "Once the ring startting adjusting to its wearer, it can't be taken off until after the adjustment is complete." Stripetail replied. "He'll be fine So will Dixie"
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Nothing's hapening to me.. though" Dixie said. "Maybe it has already adjusted to me..." "that is possible Stripetsail said.
 meanwhile, Nick was scouring the walls for any openning, or things that sttood out. the Walls were painted a gross green with chinese letters spaced intermittently around the walls. there was a plaque hanging on the left wall, which read "Only the master conquers" .
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 14, 2007, 02:54:53 PM
Death appeared next to them. I CANNOT FIND HIM. THIS IS UNNATURAL. I AM ABLE TO FIND ANYONE, ANYWHERE, BUT I CANNOT FIND HIM. He said to Nick. He decided to reveal himself, so the ordainary mortals could see him, but only for now. The DoR said SQUEAK.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 14, 2007, 03:07:15 PM
As one might exopect, most of the mortals in the room paniced at the sight of the hooded skelton. Stripetail was unmoved however, Death did not scare him. "He must be somewhere where even death cannot go..." he paused for a moment..
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 14, 2007, 03:19:07 PM
I HAVE NEVER CROSSED TO THE PLACE WHERE THOSE WHO ARE ALREADY DEAD DWELL. Death said. The DoR started to panic, for some reason, going SQUEAK SQUEAK EK EK EK SQUEAK!
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 14, 2007, 03:51:42 PM
"Aren't you going to do something?" The troodon asked looking at Marcus.

"Nah, I have no client so why do anything.  I"m one of those hard boiled detectives who stay poor and do all sorts of cases for free.  Besides I doubt they need my help really.  Else I'd have a playing client."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 14, 2007, 06:40:38 PM
Of course. Hades. The underworld, also named for the god of the underworld." stripetail said. "That's just a myth, though" Nicjk saod. Is it? " Stripetail replied his eyebrow raising.. That made Nick quiet..
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 14, 2007, 10:06:09 PM
the ground shook again and everything in the cafe rattled and slid about. Suddenly a large crack broke through the center of the cafe and started to split further and wider, from this crack shown a terribly bright white light.

Though it being blinding, people could make out strange images coming up through the crack. Large creatures with rail thin bodies and unnaturally large heads that shaped themselves into perfect spike like crowns

"Oh sweet mercy... SPORKS!" cried Aves
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 14, 2007, 10:08:49 PM
Death walked up, and sliced on in half. THEY ARE NOT SO DIFFICULT TO DEFEAT. HOWEVER, THERE ARE MANY. He sliced another, but it did not make much of a differance. They still kept coming.

OOC: Before you say anything, he's Death, he can do this kinda thing.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 14, 2007, 10:28:43 PM
(Death and magical creatures cab defeat them)
"Armor up!' Stripetail said. In twinkling Scooby;'s ring glowed and envceloped him a bright light. When the light disappeared Scooby was encased in some sort of shiny armore, as was Dixie. "Rhat ris rhis ring? Ret Re rout rof here!" Scooby's voice was muffled by the armor, thoigh it was barely intelligence at the best of times. "This is the armor of the Omniderate, the servants of the Wizzin. This armor can stop bullets,keep you warm in even the coldest places, and many other things. in time it will conform to your body shapes." Stripetail said. 'for now I will put you though the paces.. "
"So am I some sort of superhero now?' Dixie's voice, like Scooby's was muffled by the armor. " "Sure, If you care to look at it that way... " Stripetail smirked. he clapped his paws. "Blades of Olorin, come to their aid."  magic blades appeared on the grouns, as the Sprrks began climbing up through the fissure. Scooby and dixies picked them up and held the shakily, neither of them were versed in using swords.  Stripetail went by then and tapped both of them on the side of the hemet. "Follow my lead. "
_ Nick broke off two legs from a chair and tossed one to Aves. "I'm not going down without a fight. Let's clobber these guys"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 14, 2007, 10:34:22 PM
Aves nodded and started swiping the leg at the giant plastic freaks, some broke into but were still just as alive as they were before their initial damage.

There were many of them coming up through the crack,like ants from an ant hill. and far below could be heard the maniacal laughter of Chong

"Yes, my little minions! Go!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 14, 2007, 10:41:05 PM
"I don't .. think.. Chong.. needs us.. anymore... He's .. umasked himself" Nick panted, as he dueled with a pair of sporks, these animated forks, noi matter how much you broke them, kept coming back together.
 Scooby sliced at one, the swords magic  begabn to melt the spork. "It's rastic. rarm rem rup" Rixie! Rits rastic.
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 Plastic? You mean cousin, these are forks come to life?" Dixie shook her head. " i knew this wasn't a place for a southern belle.." She avioded one spiky Spork, and planted another into the ground. Dixie swung her sword like a golf club and made contact. The nearby Sporx was sent flying in a nearby wall. Dixie was actually pretty good at golf, when she played, which was rare.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 14, 2007, 11:12:58 PM
Aves growled and flung himself on one of the sporks, he tried to sink his foxy fangs into the hard plastic but then regretted it, nearly breaking his canines

"Ow!" he said, and he was flung off helplessly where several other sporks flung themselves atop the fox
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 14, 2007, 11:18:49 PM
"SENDAR!" Stripetail roared blasting the Sporks near him into pieces. the pieces crumped to floor, as the spell melted them. "Apparently, they can be melted like ordinary plastic.' He said, sa smile forming on his face.  He heard the cry of pain and saw Aves being piled on mby the sparx. 'Momentus Aressist!" he commanded and the Sporxs stopped in mid air, leaving aves an space to crawl away. the heldup sporx  were set upon by Nick and shaggy with table legs...
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 14, 2007, 11:22:02 PM
Aves grunted and wiggled his wayout of the mesh or plastic freaks.

"We've got to get to Chong! If we can destroy his little spell, then perhaps these stupid utensils from heck will lose their powers!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 14, 2007, 11:29:19 PM
Themn we'd better find that secret enterance to his lair, pronto" Nick said, stepping on the head of a spork. The Spork cried in pain, as its prongs were snapped off. meanwhile was looking anything... anything that might  serve as an pebning. he saw an outline of what looked to be a door. the only thing hanging from the wall was a hook.  he tried pushing it in, nthing. he tried turning it, again nothing. "Opebn He called. Open Sesame1 Chong is grweat1 Ich Liebe es!' Stil nothing worked.  he then noticed what looked to be blue sweater lying on the floor. "What the heck I'll try this. he put it on the hook. and finally, a portion of the wall turned outward. "I Found it! He called out. as a spork charged at it and stuck itself in the wall for his efforts..
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 14, 2007, 11:36:50 PM
they looked through the entrance.. they saw winding stairs that lead steeply downwards and the walls flickered from a strange glow. Perhaps from the secret chambers of Chong himself

Maniacal laughter could be heard and strange and horrid shadows of spork solders moved single file along the wall
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 14, 2007, 11:49:59 PM
Stripetail closed the enterance behind them just in time as sporks flug themselves at the awall,. the stairs were sarkly lit anf only Stripetail's staff allowed them to see. "Hold this for me please." He said to Nickm, giving him his staff "I need to adjust Scooby and Dixie's helmet's."  Nick obliged holding the glowing staff in his hands. "helmets off" Stripetail ciomanded, and the helmets became unhinged and slid off allowing Scooby and Dixie time to catch their breaths.  Shaggy sat down on the first step 'Zoinks Ineed a rest'  "take quick breath, Shaggy because once I'm done adjusting thier helmets, we'll be on the move again. Striptail Made a couple adjustments and  gave the helmets back to Scooby and Dixie. "Are you adjusting to the armor?' He asked. "Rits reavy" scooby complained. "Ancient armor often was. you'll get used to it. DIxie any complainTs?  Niot really" She replied. I simply need time to catch my breath."
He turned to their swords which botth of them had set down. "You'll both notice sheaths on your right side. those are for the swords.  Both picked them up and sheathed them. Stripetail put the helmets back on them then, had them took a look at each other. 'Is that better?'

-'Oh Yes, Much better, I can see all of you now' came Dixie's reply "Reah Ruch retter" Scooby nodded. Rixie rou rook rot.. rorry. " COUSIN! Now's not the time to hit on me.. and Don't start my Lord with the "good pair routine' " Dixie said defensively.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 14, 2007, 11:54:18 PM
Aves was busy tending his own bruises from the spork onslaught

"I cant wait to give that jerk my quiting notice" he grumbled "And I'll give it to him, fur fangs claws and all"

he said this while brushing bruised like tangles from his big bushy tail
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Manny Cav on December 14, 2007, 11:59:04 PM
Manny gave up the coughing and spat out a piece of rancid spam that he then stuffed into his outfit. As strong as the sporks were, he knew they had one glaring weakness, and he intended to exploit it. He quietly walked into the abandoned kitchen and began developing a counter-spell that would defeat the spork army....
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 15, 2007, 12:02:27 AM
If we're lucky, I can give him mine as well.... straight upside the head. "nick said.  Stripetail took his staff back from nick.. as the sound of sporks banging against the wal became louder. "they're trying to break though. We'd best be on the move." Stripetail said.
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 When This is done, I want a fullcourse meal.. with actual food" Shaggy said. picking up his chair leg.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 15, 2007, 02:48:24 AM
Marcus takes out one of his guns and starts shooting the sporks.   He laughs at the sporks, "You can't kill someone already dead, but I can kill you." He says as he starts to shoot some of the ones he can.

The troodon jumps behind Marcus using him as a partial shield.  He reaches into one of his pockets and takes out a small holdout blaster and puts on some sunglasses looking thing.  He turns them on with his computer and says, "Targeting." and looks at a spork so the computer can activate it's targeting program and put on a hud display with crosshairs to help his aiming.  His gun has a small sensor to tie in with the program and computer.  He starts to shoot some as well grunting as he is hit with a spork now and then.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 15, 2007, 03:45:10 PM
The Group continued down the winding stairway, as a column of Sporks now came into view. "CHARGE!" Stripetail commanded, and the battle was joined. With magic, swords and chair legs the gang battered the Sporks. nick knocked down a sporks and broke its spikes. Stripetail melted nearby sporks with fireballas. Scooby and Dixie sliced thier foe down to size with thier words. Shaggy, usuing his legs, kicked one Spork after another off the staircase. "There's no end to these guys!" He panted. "Keep going Shaggy, we can't stop. Every second that passes, Chong make more of them" Stripetail said, blasting away with his staff.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 15, 2007, 05:25:56 PM
Aves pounced at every spork he could get his claws on, thrashing and hacking, breaking some in half and tossing their halves at other sporks to knock them down the stairway

He then started to make his way forward towards the secret chamber where Chong was adding more and more ingredients to his spork mix

"The world is finally mine!" shouted Chong, who's booming voice could be heard throughout the cafe
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 15, 2007, 05:32:17 PM
"He's insanely stupid. First, he has to conquer the cafe, then spread out over the course of the planet. He hasn't even come CLOSe to taking over the world.." Nick muttered. "Nor will he, His domination plans end today..."
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 Stripetail reeached the enterence to the lab, and blasted in the door. Inside chong was busy adding potions to the mixture. "So, you decided to bring plastic utensils to life. That shows how much of an amateur you really are. It's EASY to break plastic utensils, and despite thier size, they're not much of a threat.." Stripetail said, as he was joined in the doorway by the others.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 15, 2007, 05:43:06 PM
The table Longtail, Omnivorous and Uulecc were sitting at was at the moment there only defense...as the Force ghost used a combination of Force lighting and Force Push to keep the sporks at bay. Although five times his size Longtail had no problem using his tail to trip one spork into another causing a domino effect as he said "Now this is what I call fun!"

Uulecc on the other hand was using his plasma sword to cut down the advancing utensils, as he replied "This ia a true battle, we will all gain honor when this is done!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 15, 2007, 07:10:21 PM
Marcus and the Troodon continued shooting the sporks that they could, each using their own weapon.  Marcus took time to reload now and then when needed.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 16, 2007, 09:48:42 AM
"Chong!" Yelled Aves, who's angry fox glair made Clint Eastwood look like a Teletuby, came into the chamber, cracking and breaking spork solders as he went

"You fool!" said Chong, he lifted his hand at Aves and with such a terrible force of his magic it flung Aves against the chamber wall and held him there pinned and gagged for air

"Let...me...down.... you.... jerk!" choked Aves
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 16, 2007, 05:48:31 PM
Extrum resignar!" Stripetail commanded, sand Chong was thrown backwards into the wall. this broke his hold on Aves, who crashed to the floor. When Chong stirred from the blow, Nick Was standing abive him. "This is for all the crappy food you forced me to serve. " He punched Chong right in the face. "And this is for paying me below minimum wage for 3 years!" He struck him again, this time drawing blood. "And this is for the 54 people who have died at your 'front' of a resteraunt" he punched him a third time, and felt the crunch of Chong's nose ,and a crackle, as the punch broke his nose.
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Enough" stripetail said to nick. "Leave him to me..'
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Raptor on December 16, 2007, 06:06:13 PM
Death stood, and watched the proceedings silently. The DoR also watched, as Striptail walked towards Chong.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 16, 2007, 06:14:46 PM
Longtail frowned and said "I'm starting to get tired, when is this fight going to end?" Uulecc looked back to the little dinosaur and said "It will be over when we obtain honor!" Omnivorous looked over and said "The only honor we will gain is when we die! And I died screaming like a girl!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 16, 2007, 06:40:26 PM
Aves while free started towards the large vat that Chong was mixing, he took it in his arms and tipped it onto the ground. The sporks around him suddenly stopped fighting stood still for several seconds then fell to the ground before shrinking back to their normal size.

Chong's spell was at an end

"NOOOOOO!" Yelled Chong, dismayed and angry all at once
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 16, 2007, 07:01:49 PM
Longtial was confused as he asked "Why are they stopping and falling down?" Uulecc looked a the flyer and said "Well it could be because someone found and stopped the spell making them walk...stupid." "hey!" cired Longtail.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 16, 2007, 07:12:35 PM
Stripetail gestured and vines sprug up from the ground, wrapped themselves around Chong and bound him tight. "Your wickedness is at an end, chong. For the rest of your miserable life, you shall call priison home."He gestured, and vines uprooted themselves and Chong was carried, trussed up like a turkey, on the power of Stripetail's magic..
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 16, 2007, 07:47:16 PM
Marcus and the Troodon looked around as the sporks stopped their attacking and fell down.  "Looks like things maybe over here." He said.  

"Best to wait a bit and make sure." The troodon said still looking around to be sure.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 16, 2007, 10:23:15 PM
Longtail looked around and asked to anyone who would answer "What do we do now?" Uulecc thought to himself 'I don't know, but the glory and honor will be ours this day, for we are strong and willing warriors.'
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 16, 2007, 10:49:32 PM
Scooby and Dixie came to Stripetail "Sire, now that the battle's over, how do we take the armor off?"Dixie asked. "We need to get up to the cafe first. then I will take it off. The armor will return to the rings, to be called upon when you need it. " Stripetail said to them.
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Nick looked down at his fist which was dripping with blood. he wasn't sure whether it was his or Chong's, but all he felt was exhilaration.  "So now that's he's.." he pointing to Chong.."going to prison... who'ss going to run this place?"
Stripetail paused as he reached the bottom of the stairs. "you and aves. Who's going to argue? As for affording it... a little gift from me, to get you started." He reached inside his robes and pulled out a bag, and tossed it at Nick and Aves' feet. The clear sound of jingling coibns could be heard.  "Nick opened it and his mouth fell open. inside.. was a treasure chest's worth of gold coins.. nick had never seen so much money in his life..
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 17, 2007, 04:49:49 PM
"Holly mother of pearl!" Exclaimed Aves in aw at the gift "That's a lot of loot!"

Aves smirked and looked to Nick

"But it also looks like we've got alot of cleaning up to do. Shall we hire someone for that?"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 19, 2007, 04:14:42 PM
That's up to you" stripetail said he climbed the stairs, Chong in tow. Scooby, and Dixie followed, their armor glistening in the flickering light.
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"I don't know about you guys, but I'm STARVINg" Shaggy said, to the laughter of all. Shaggy, being a runner, had a very high metabolism, and he burned through food quickly. He followed his pet up the stairs
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"We'll start by cleaning up as much as we can by ourselves. We'll fix up the cafe and make it better. My friends, anytime you want a table, You'll have one.." Nick said, grabbing as much gold as he could and stuffing it in his pockets He left the bag to Aves.. and walked up the stairs
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"How about the one we were sitting at?' Dixie asked as they walked.. Nickjsmiled "Sure .That will be the "scooby Table" froom now on. Anytime, you guys want to eat here, the table will be available for you."
_ The group reached the top of the stairway and Nick opened the secret door. The office was in ruins, tyere were holes in the wallseverywhere, from the Sporks. On the ground lay broken plastic silverware. "Yep, we definitely need to fix this place up.."
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 19, 2007, 07:26:49 PM
"Forget it!" Yelled Chong while in tow "This cafe is mine! You will all regret this! In fact, I fire the both of you, Nick and your stupid fox friend!"

"Of shove it" Snarled Aves, he pulled out a pie he had stored away before the spork battle and creamed it into the back of Chong's head

"There's your little Chinese cap, rice boy!" sniggered the fox and he re hoisted the bag of treasure unto his back
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 19, 2007, 07:44:00 PM
Longtail looked around and immediately said "I am NOT cleaning this up!" Omnivorus sighed and said "You won't have to I do have the Force remember?" The flyer shyly smiled as the Force ghost started to levitate the remaining sporks into the air...and suddenly he had a question and he turned towards Aves to ask it "What the heck to do with all of these silly things?"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 19, 2007, 07:48:52 PM
"Well, they are made of plastic.. why not recycle them?" Aves chuckled at his own comment

"Melt them down, turn them into something useful!"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Kor on December 19, 2007, 09:09:31 PM
"At least that mischief is over.  Though a bit hairy not quite like the one when I had to save the dragon from the princess, but still a bit hairy." Marcus said.
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 20, 2007, 01:30:51 PM
They already gave in their notices, you fool, why else would Nick break your nose?' stripetails said savagely "time to shut you up.." He gestured and the vines which bound Chong starting growing again, and wrapped themselves around Chongs mouth, gagging him, so he could no longer speak. As Stripetail walked though the ruined cafe an group of policemen waited at the enbterance. "Is this the guy called Chong?" One of them asked "Yes.. he is.. " Stripetail replied, handing Chong over. "You'll be seeing bars for a long time Mr. Chong..We're charging you with 54 counts of murder.. for each one of the customers and staff who have died on the premises, we are holding you responsible." Chong struggled violently against his bonds and gag, but to no avail. "I hear the pies here are good, but the rest of the food'a not fit to feed a starving dog.. Change that ASAP.."The policeman said, tipping his cap.. as he and other pushed The former owner into the back of thier patrol car and drove off..
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: AvestheForumFox on December 20, 2007, 01:59:13 PM
"Well, that about does it!" smirked Aves and they watched as the cop car left the parking lot. They also noticed that the cafe seemed to had returned to the normal world and was no longer in some demented alternate reality

"So... what does this mean for us now?"

Booming Narrarator: ITS SEQUEL TIME!!!!

*RP goes Boom and ENDS*

Yay!!! :claps and cheers:
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on December 20, 2007, 02:01:52 PM
Aves answer seemed to please the sith lord, so he began to use Force Lighting to superheat and melt the sporks down into liquid...then he began to form them and shape them....and once he was done he sat the finsihed products on the nearest table and said

"There! 57 new bowls for soups and chowders! How's that for pure evil?"
Title: Insane Cafe
Post by: Nick22 on December 20, 2007, 02:01:53 PM
(LOL Good one... post the opening thread for that.. and we'll close this one.. although I had a few things left to say in this one.. They can wait until the next one..