Ali wanted to find out about Petrie's uncle Pterano, but she was instead met with...this...
Ducky:
We do not talk about Pterano, no, no, no
We do not talk about Pterano
But! It was my wedding day
Petrie:
It was our wedding day!
Ducky:
We were getting ready
And there was not a puffy in the sky!
Petrie:
No puffies allowed in the sky!
Ducky:
Pterano walks in with a mischievous grin
Petrie:
THUNDER!
Ducky:
Are you telling the story or am I?
Petrie:
Me sorry, mi vida, go on!
Ducky:
Pterano says it looks like rain
Petrie:
Why did he tell us?
Ducky:
In doing so he floods my brain
Petrie:
Mr. Threehorn get the umbrellas
Ducky:
Married in a hurricane!
Petrie:
What a joyous day but anyway
Ducky, Petrie:
We don't talk about Pterano, no, no, no
We don't talk about Pterano!
Ruby:
Hey!
Grew to live in fear of Pterano stuttering and stumbling
I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling
I associate him with the sound of falling sand (chh, chh, chh)
It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling
Always left Threehorn and the family fumbling
Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand
Do you understand?
Chomper:
Seven foot frame
Fuzzies along his back
When he calls your name
It all fades to black
Yeah he sees your sleep stories
And feasts on your screams
Chomper, Ruby, Ducky, Petrie:
We don't talk about Pterano, no, no, no
We don't talk about Pterano!
Mama Swimmer:
He told me my fish would die, the next day, DEAD!
All:
No, no!
Mr. Clubtail:
He told me I'd grow a gut, and just like he said!
All:
No, no!
Grandpa Longneck:
He said that all my hair would disappear, now look at my head!
All:
No, no!
Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!
Cera:
He told me that the life of my sleep stories
Would be promised and someday be mine
He told me that my power would grow
Like the treesweets that thrive on the vine
Mr. Threehorn:
Oye, this fast-runner's on his way
Ruby:
He told me that the dino of my sleep stories
Would be just out of reach, betrothed to another
It's like I hear him now
Cera:
Hey flathead, I want not a sound out of you
Ruby:
I can hear him now!
Ali:
Um, Pterano
Yeah, about that Pterano
I really need to know about Pterano
Give me the truth and the whole truth, Pterano!
Chomper:
Cera, your boyfriend's here!
All:
Time for dinner!
(All of the dinosaurs reprise their parts in the concluding verses)
[All]
He's here!
Don't talk about Pterano!
[Ali]
Why did I talk about Pterano?
[All]
Not a word about Pterano!
[Ali]
I never should've brought up Pteranooooooooo!
