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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: pokeplayer984 on March 24, 2010, 10:05:39 AM

Title: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 24, 2010, 10:05:39 AM
Okay, here's a nice game.

Basically, in this game, you rule the world.  Now please write down your laws.

It doesn't matter what it is, just put down a law.

I'll start.

Law #1: If you troll you are hereby banned from using the internet.  Any attempts of accessing the internet when banned will result in viruses overloading your computer.  If you attempt to use another computer, you will overload that one as well.

Okay everyone, take it away! :)
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Waluigifan on March 24, 2010, 11:45:20 AM
Law #2: Alcohol, cigarettes and illegal drugs are completely forbidden. Any usage of these drugs will cause a trial.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Mumbling on March 24, 2010, 12:08:49 PM
law #3: Everyone that says 'rawr' is automatically a respected person and shall not be discriminated for their choice of words :P:
Title: Your Laws
Post by: 2007excalibur2007 on March 24, 2010, 12:14:40 PM
Quote from: Mumbling,Mar 24 2010 on  11:08 PM
law #3: Everyone that says 'rawr' is automatically a respected person and shall not be discriminated for their choice of words :P:
Rawr! Does that make me a respected person? :lol

Law #4: Bullying an innocent kid will result in being forced to watch a looping rick-roll video 24-hours non-stop. :angel
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Waluigifan on March 24, 2010, 12:39:00 PM
Law #5: The age of accountability should be decreased to 8. So, if a 8-year-old child kills someone (deliberately), this kid will spend the rest of his live in jail!

Title: Your Laws
Post by: Duckyfan on March 24, 2010, 02:19:02 PM
#6 The age to get a drivers license will be decreased to 13 years of age
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Noname on March 24, 2010, 03:52:52 PM
Law # 7: Rickroll and die! Violators will be shot! Survivors will be shot again!  :lol
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on March 24, 2010, 04:27:24 PM
Law #8: All nationwide expressway speed limits now begin at 75 MPH!  Anybody caught going under the speed limit must run a mile through a busy area in their underoos :p.

Hey, maybe this will deter folks from holding up traffic :lol!
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Caustizer on March 24, 2010, 04:32:31 PM
#9: Executions will now commence on my whim.  Now, worship me through my personality cult.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Alex on March 24, 2010, 04:46:21 PM
Law #10. A person may not have a porcupine in their back pocket at any time.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: MrDrake on March 24, 2010, 05:03:04 PM
Law #11 Every person is obliged, by law, to have a pet duck with them at all times
Title: Your Laws
Post by: landbeforetimelover on March 24, 2010, 05:06:47 PM
Law #12:  It is unlawful to put ketchup on eggs if you intend to eat them.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on March 24, 2010, 05:09:31 PM
Law #13: Nobody shall spit in a parking lot at ANY time!
Title: Your Laws
Post by: landbeforetimelover on March 24, 2010, 05:13:02 PM
Law #14:  ALL toilet paper will be thick enough so your fingers don't go through it when you try to wipe.  The virtually transparent shit at gas stations and such will be burned and replaced with decent stuff.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on March 24, 2010, 05:15:02 PM
Law #15: Anyone who causes a stink in a public restroom will be required to spray perfume or some other fragrance.  If they do not have a fragrance on hand, they will scrub the entire stall clean with a toothbrush!
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Ptyra on March 24, 2010, 06:10:58 PM
Quote from: Alex,Mar 24 2010 on  02:46 PM
Law #10. A person may not have a porcupine in their back pocket at any time.
Hee heee

Law #15
Hate/fear/discrimation, etc. of ANY animal is strictly forbidden...(except mosquitoes and other such thing). Violators will be forced to be Rick Rolled, play BOTH Zelda CD-I games, and all the LBT movies (if they despise them. Those who love it will be forced to watch Dinosaur Train)
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Noname on March 24, 2010, 06:25:08 PM
Law # 16: Henceforth, diplomatic immunity is redefined to mean that all diplomats must have their shots. Any consulate, ambassador, or other diplomatic agent in need of vaccination gets it for free. If they refuse, they get injected with the disease itself!   :blink:
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on March 24, 2010, 06:27:31 PM
Law #17: Chewing your food loudly and with your mouth open in any public setting is strictly forbidden!  So shall it be written, so shall it be done!
Title: Your Laws
Post by: brekclub85 on March 24, 2010, 06:39:45 PM
Law 18: Sprite and 7UP will be forced to admit they are the same thing.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Alex on March 24, 2010, 06:53:50 PM
Quote from: brekclub85,Mar 24 2010 on  05:39 PM
Law 18: Sprite and 7UP will be forced to admit they are the same thing.
LOL.

Law #19. Any person smacked with a fish shall not submit any complaints, and will immediately admit they deserved it.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: brekclub85 on March 24, 2010, 06:57:11 PM
Law 20: Cats are now to be equally labeled as "Man's Best Friend," alongside dogs.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Alex on March 24, 2010, 07:04:33 PM
Law #21. If, at any time, any person cannot sing clearly the Family Guy theme song, said person(s) will submit themselves into custody and face deportation.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: brekclub85 on March 24, 2010, 07:05:51 PM
Law 22: Carnivores must be the heroes in at least 5 animated movies/shows every year
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on March 24, 2010, 07:11:45 PM
Law #23: Belching as a way of telling the cook the food is good has officially made its way into law!  Any individual who has been caught without belching even once will not only be fined double the appropriate gratuity, but also will be required to chug a can of soda of customer's choice.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Alex on March 24, 2010, 09:01:18 PM
Rle #24. Any persons with the name Hannah Montana will face deportation.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 24, 2010, 09:31:17 PM
(Seriously, this many in one day? :blink: )

Law #25: Uwe Boll is hereby BANNED from EVER making another movie.  If he attempts to do so again, he will be burned alive.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Ptyra on March 24, 2010, 09:37:21 PM
Law #26: Moose must be allowed to enter Denmark for the rest of the world to have something to laugh at (http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Wonderful-Nature-135155165)
If not, we'll be bored and force the moose in with plungers.

That, and based off the artist's comment, the Danes need to know that there ARE bigger animals than foxes out there :lol
Title: Your Laws
Post by: MrDrake on March 24, 2010, 09:43:34 PM
To be completely random XD

Law #27 Any persons with the name Drake shall be sentenced to live in a cave for the rest of their lives
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Alex on March 24, 2010, 09:46:28 PM
Law #28. Tax deductions will be awarded to any persons that own a Ferret.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Ptyra on March 24, 2010, 09:49:03 PM
Law #29
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Alex on March 24, 2010, 10:33:20 PM
Law #30. Any persons who contest Law #29 will face prosecution.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Pangaea on March 24, 2010, 11:01:53 PM
Law #32 (two “Law #15”’s were posted):

To cut energy costs, all revolving doors, exercise bikes, and hamster wheels :p must be hooked up to the local power grid.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Alex on March 24, 2010, 11:11:15 PM
Law #33. Multiple numbers of Law's that are identified by the same numeral(s) are now prohibited. Offenders will be smacked with a fish.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 24, 2010, 11:24:23 PM
Law #34: Any questioning of the physics of Anime will result in your screen blacking out.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Noname on March 25, 2010, 01:47:54 AM
Law # 35: Pluto is hereby reinstated as a planet. Those who disagree are to be thrown down a well.  :lol
Title: Your Laws
Post by: The Chronicler on March 25, 2010, 07:33:21 AM
Law #36: In order to cut greenhouse gases, it is illegal to burn coal for any purpose. If you want a barbecue, you'll have to settle with cleaner burning Natural Gas.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: JitteryDragon on March 25, 2010, 08:06:54 AM
Law #37: It is hereby declared that all armed military forces must include at least one of each of the following:

- A bear cavalry squadron.
- A battalion of bipedal armored tanks.
- A squadron of special forces dolphin riders.
- A bomb disposal turtle unit.
- A sniper with a liberal arts degree, and an acquired taste for classical music.
- A heavily armored super multiple-weaponry battle tank, with a horribly nonthreatening name such as "Pipsqueak", "Fluffy" or "Snuggles".
- A professional, unbiased diplomatic individual with a solid belief in peace. They must also have an understanding of the human condition, and thus the flaws that make us who we are. They must also be a clown, and all diplomatic meetings will be resolved with a fight to the death with balloon swords.

Failure to comply will result in all offenders being forced to watch repeated screenings of Manos: the Hands of Fate, Monster a-Go Go, and the Jonas Brothers movie. Oh, and I'll probably throw some Biodome in there... just for kicks.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on March 25, 2010, 10:07:38 AM
Quote from: Alex,Mar 24 2010 on  08:46 PM
Law #28. Tax deductions will be awarded to any persons that own a Ferret.
My sister would love that.  She has two ferrets :lol.

Law #38: LBT hatefics and parodies are hereby banned from the Internet!  Violators will be forced to sit in a padded room with a straightjacket on for a week and listen to "Oops Eeps" nonstop :lol!
Title: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 25, 2010, 10:59:55 AM
Quote from: Cancerian Tiger,Mar 25 2010 on  08:07 AM
Law #38: LBT hatefics and parodies are hereby banned from the Internet!  Violators will be forced to sit in a padded room with a straightjacket on for a week and listen to "Oops Eeps" nonstop :lol!
ROFL!  Oh yes!  That would be perfect torture to those who violated us. :D

Law #39: The Wisdom of Friends will be removed from all databases and shall be remade in the image of the fans.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Ptyra on March 25, 2010, 08:39:45 PM
Law #40
From this day forward, the TRUE LBT fans will continue the LBT saga, and even base some movies off fanfictions, thus starting streams of AU, like the most recent Star Trek movie just did
Title: Your Laws
Post by: landbeforetimelover on March 25, 2010, 09:00:59 PM
Rule #41:  Anyone who is found not to own a gerbil will be fined one million dollars.  No exceptions.  The new baby's about to be born?  You'd better get another gerbil.  In addition, everyone must attend at least one gerbil convention per week.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Noname on March 25, 2010, 09:22:32 PM
Rule # 42: Everyone is to subsist solely on gerbils. That means you must eat no fewer than three of them with every meal; breakfast, lunch, and dinner are gerbil-eating time.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Ptyra on March 25, 2010, 10:13:12 PM
Poor gerbils XD .
Law #43
When you say the word "laser", you MUST say it in quotes like Dr. Evil. Otherwise, you will be locked in a room with one group of Yellowbellies singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" while another does "All Your Base Are Belong to Us"...at the exact same time...for an hour.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Pangaea on March 26, 2010, 12:25:11 AM
Law #44: Recycling is mandatory. Anyone caught throwing a recyclable in the trash will have said recyclable flung at their head repeatedly until they put it in the appropriate container. :p
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Amaranthine on March 26, 2010, 12:32:28 AM
^ :lol I concur!

#45- All animals will hereby be citizens of there own countries. Anyone that tries to pass an animal as property will result in the government to RELEASE THE HOUNDS! to the person, having them be eaten.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Serris on March 26, 2010, 01:30:05 AM
Law #46 - Composting of all food scraps is mandatory. Violators will be sentenced to a minimum of 20 days but not more than 90 days of community service tending the town compost piles.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: MrDrake on March 26, 2010, 02:02:40 AM
Law #47 All citizens are to have killer rabbits instead of dogs as protection from burgulars and In-Laws <_<
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Noname on March 26, 2010, 05:12:56 AM
Law # 48: The Global Readjustment Act

The massive law will realign the peoples of the world in such a way as to produce the worst combination of ethnic/national/political groups for a given set of jobs. For starters, we shall have:

- British chefs (bread and sugar anyone?)
- German comedians (you don't wanna know)
- French police (who alternate between ineffective and brutal, depending on when it is in history)
- Italian prime ministers (who cannot seem to escape scandal)
- Chinese human rights experts (this one explains itself)
- American brewers (at least for major American beer brands.)
- Indian car makers (unless you LIKE a breakdown every month)
- Japanese lawyers (an almost extinct race)
- Russian engineers (who produce death trap planes and low quality goods)
- Arabs who do anything but work in the oil industry (or terrorism)
- And Canadian... just Canadians (maybe they do ice hockey well)

No offense against any ethnic group is meant in any way shape or form by this law, under penalty of deportation to Mars. Furthermore, the following areas are to be changed:

- North Dakota and South Dakota are now just Dakota. Same thing with North and South Carolina.

- All of the states in New England are now just "New England."

- Greenland will have a million settlers shipped into it from Europe. Australia will have 50 million, half from Asia, half from Europe.

- Canada is to be given 100 million settlers from all over the world, or is else to be abandoned to the Eskimos. Alaska is to receive 15 million settlers, or it shall suffer the same fate.

- China is to be divided: Mongolia gets outer Mongolia, Manchuria and Tibet go free, Taiwan stays independent, and Western China north of Tibet is to made into a country called Turkestan. China proper is to be divided into North and South countries, each one with their own traditions and major cities; Beijing and Shanghai in the North, Hong Kong and Canton in the South.

And finally, a single world road shall be built, extending across all oceans, with rest stops at regular intervals, even in the middle of the sea, so that no citizen is EVER more than 30 minutes away from a McDonalds, Starbuck's, or Taco Bell.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 26, 2010, 09:37:54 AM
Law #49: After a movie is completed, a group of highly trained professional reviewers, who are well trained to tell when a movie is bad, will be immediately dispatched to review the movie.  They shall review the movie and only if they all agree that the movie is good will it be allowed to be viewed by the public.

If it is seen as a bad movie by these professionals, the creators are hereby given another year and $10 million to make it good.  Refusal to make the movie good shall result in all traces of it, including the original film, copies, scripts, etc. being dropped into highly corrosive acid until they disappear from existence.  Furthermore, all current bad movies shall be remade until they are good or they will suffer the same fate.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on March 26, 2010, 10:40:54 AM
Geez, this is why I'm glad this is just a game and we're really not lawmakers :crazy.

Law#50: Vegetarians shall be exempt from any laws mandating the consumption of meat products as previously listed :anger.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Noname on March 26, 2010, 02:16:26 PM
Law # 51: Anyone complaining about crazy laws shall suffer death by being fired...

... out of a cannon, into the sun.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Ptyra on March 26, 2010, 05:49:18 PM
Law #52
When you are extremely surprised, instead of yelling "*profanity*", you are to yell "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!"
Or else, we shall say "NI!" to you!
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Pangaea on March 27, 2010, 12:37:20 AM
Law #53: The word “dinosaur” may not be used to denote something that is obsolete, doomed, or a failure. Violators are sentenced to recite the names of all the stages of the Mesozoic era, from Induan to Maastrichtian, in the correct order, three times in a row, with no mistakes, while balancing a live owl on their head. :p
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Ptyra on March 27, 2010, 12:45:58 AM
Law #54 (We just love this game, don't we?)
If your ceiling begins to leak, fix it straight away, otherwise you will will have to...um...


scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule!
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Pangaea on March 27, 2010, 01:18:17 AM
Law #55: Anyone caught deliberately stepping on or driving over a snake will be made to swallow a whole pre-killed mouse with their hands tied behind their back. :p
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Ptyra on March 27, 2010, 02:14:23 AM
^ Buuurrrn
Law #56
Anyone who thinks the "Air Bud" sequels are better than the LBT sequels will be considered nuts and given a lecture about the reverse

(Seriously, I'd take singing dinosaurs going on adventures over talking sports-playing dogs/puppies (at this point) that have even more ridiculous adventures with even more ridiculous plots)
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Alex on March 27, 2010, 11:01:05 AM
Law #57. Firearms in a military are hereby and henceforth prohibited. Water balloons are hereby and henceforth mandatory.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Ptyra on March 27, 2010, 09:48:42 PM
Law #58
The Dr. Who episode "The Fires of Pompeii" MUST be revised for more historical accuracy, for example, Evelina's name WILL be changed to Caecilia, since girls ONLY had feminine versions of their father's name...
Okay, technically, her name would be Lucia, but whatever.

The consequence of this will be watching a video containing every single scrap of information we have gained about Pompeii and the Caecilius Iucundus household...every single bit of it.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: MrDrake on March 27, 2010, 09:51:56 PM
Law #59 All Pokemon beyond the number 151 are therefore banned forever, anyone caught mentioning Pokemon number 152 and beyond will be sentenced to live with Eskimos for the rest of their lives.

(Yes, I hate all the new Pokemon....can't stand them XD)
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Ptyra on March 27, 2010, 10:06:59 PM
Law #60
The scores of all the LBT sequels shall have more of the original soundtrack
(Imagine how cool the River Chase scene in VII would have been with bits of the Sharptooth vs. Littlefoot's mom/earthquake music!)

Otherwise...um...
Otherwise there will be an overload of fans doing so, rather than the official...so...THERE!
Title: Your Laws
Post by: brekclub85 on March 28, 2010, 12:56:53 AM
Law 61: People on the internet will have to accept that the furry fandom is nowhere near the most disgusting thing on the net.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Alex on March 28, 2010, 01:01:39 AM
Law #62. Every 'Honda' brand car will be jettisoned in space.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Myrkin on March 28, 2010, 05:07:46 AM
Quote
   Law #59 All Pokemon beyond the number 151 are therefore banned forever, anyone caught mentioning Pokemon number 152 and beyond will be sentenced to live with Eskimos for the rest of their lives.

That's something I could support. ;)



Law #63. OPEC countries must sell their oil for euros only.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Alex on March 28, 2010, 11:18:58 AM
Law #64. Upon reaching Law #100, a celebratory smilie is mandatory by the lawmaker.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 28, 2010, 05:22:47 PM
Law #65: Any comments, pictures, files, etc. of and/or relating to "Micheal Jackson is a pedophile" will be removed from the net and is banned from here on out.

Breaking of this law will result in banishment from the net.

(Seriously, I'm sick and tired of these stupid comments!  That NEVER happened, people!  He was a good man to the end!)
Title: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on August 17, 2010, 04:04:09 PM
Okay, looks like I'll have to double post on this one.

Law #66: The FCC will now be closed up and shall no longer have a say on what can and can't be on TV.  Likewise, anything of that is said to be offensive shall be praised and those offended shall be laughed at.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Littlefoot505 on March 03, 2018, 02:27:04 AM
I love this game!! Some of these laws are hilarious!!

Law #67: Anyone who doesn't like The Lion King will have Hakuna Matata set as their ringtone
Title: Your Laws
Post by: vonboy on March 03, 2018, 07:21:44 PM
Law #68: All those complaining that the Switch is getting too many ports, are free to throw all of their old games in a burning pile, if they hate them so much.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Littlefoot fan 1990 on March 03, 2018, 09:08:20 PM
Law #69: It's required by law to flush toilets in public restrooms; the punishment shall be 20 hours of community service working as a janitor for anyone who is caught not flushing a public toilet.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Flathead770 on March 04, 2018, 03:18:08 AM
In honor of my first time meeting a real live flat-earther:

Law #70: Anyone caught arguing that the Earth is flat are required to retake elementary school.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Littlefoot505 on March 09, 2018, 06:11:04 PM
I like that one, Flathead!

Law #71: Anyone who believes that nature should be exploited and not protected shall be forced to read all the works of John Muir and Henry David Thoreau and spend 200 hours in a year working to help protect the natural world.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Ducky123 on March 11, 2018, 09:27:54 PM
Law#72

By my word, King Ducky of the Great Valley, swimmers be superior to any other species. Failure to respect this order will result in having to listen to Rhett's nonsense for 24 hours :lol
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Littlefoot505 on March 26, 2018, 09:43:15 PM
Law #73: By MY word as King Littlefoot of the Great Valley, longnecks rank just below swimmers, and therefore are superior to those snooty threehorns, along with all other dinosaurs other than swimmers. Anyone who says otherwise (unless they say longnecks are better than swimmers and therefore are #1) shall be whipped by Doc.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Flathead770 on March 26, 2018, 10:58:17 PM
I see you two have learned exactly what LBT was trying to teach :p

Law #74: More of an amendment of Law #73 then a new law; Rhett is excluded from any of the privileges associated with the Longneck's new status. I would give a punishment but he already has to endure his worst punishment: watching Littlefoot get to hang out with Ali from a distance.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Littlefoot505 on March 26, 2018, 11:12:32 PM
Shoot, you made a good point there. I did forget to exclude Rhett.
Law #75 (more of an amendment to 73 and 74 :p ): All dinosaurs who like to pick on longnecks are only allowed to pick on Rhett. Picking on any other longneck will result in getting whipped by Doc, and picking on Littlefoot will result in being fed to a sharptooth.

Get rekt, Rhett! Not only do you have to watch Littlefoot and Ali fall in love, but now you’re the only longneck that snooty threehorns can pick on! :nyah :)littlefoot
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Serris on March 26, 2018, 11:58:14 PM
Law #76 - Anyone espousing creationist or anti-vaccine views shall be forced take the equivalent of an undergraduate biology course that covers at minimum: evolutionary biology, ecology, developmental biology, microbiology and immunology. In lieu of that, anti-vaccinationists may opt to speak to parents who have lost children to vaccine preventable diseases and write a paper as to how they can justify their view to said parent.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Littlefoot505 on March 27, 2018, 12:17:47 AM
^^We were actually talking about that earlier today in the Discord chat.

This one is in (dis)honor of a short-lived bill that actually was in my home state’s legislature.
Law #77: It is illegal to suggest that students shouldn’t learn about evolution or climate change.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Littlefoot505 on March 27, 2018, 10:21:59 AM
Law #78: In addition to Hondas, all Nissan-branded vehicles, as well as most American cars built after 1970 and Korean cars built before 2005 will also be jettisoned into space.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Sneak on March 27, 2018, 10:53:07 AM
Law #79: All previous laws are not valid anymore. ;)
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Littlefoot505 on March 27, 2018, 03:17:27 PM
Law #80: Law #79 is repealed, so all the preceding laws are reinstated :p :nyah
Title: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 01, 2018, 09:25:35 PM
Law #81 - Swatting, the pretense of sending the SWAT Team, or equivalent, to a location where no crime is actually taking place, will result in a minimum 10 year sentence in prison.  Someone getting hurt will increase it to 25 years and someone dying will increase it to life.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Littlefoot505 on April 01, 2018, 10:11:45 PM
Good one, Pokeplayer. That one should be real!!

Law #82: Anyone who doesn’t like that their kids or grandkids are adult LBT fans shall be forced to watch all 14 LBT movies and all 26 TV episodes.

If they also don’t like that their kid/grandkid likes dinosaurs independent of LBT, they will need to read 500 pages of scientific articles on dinosaurs.

If this continues after the appropriate aforementioned punishment(s) have been fulfilled, the offender(s) will watch Denver The Last Dinosaur, Dinosaur Train, and in severe cases, Barney.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 02, 2018, 02:17:44 AM
^^*gasps* You monster!  Watching Barney is too cruel!  Even if they hate dinosaurs and can't accept those who love them.

Anyways...

Law #83 - Sales Associates and Cashiers, regardless of where they work, are not allowed to be bullied.  Breaking of this law shall result in your food, clothing, furniture, gaming, etc supply being cut off until a sincere apology is made.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Littlefoot505 on April 10, 2018, 01:03:08 AM
Quote from: pokeplayer984 on Apr 2 2018, 01:17:44 AM
^^*gasps* You monster!  Watching Barney is too cruel!  Even if they hate dinosaurs and can't accept those who love them.
Yeah, I like to think of myself as a nice person, but I can be cruel sometimes. :p

Law #84 (basically some amendments to Law #82 to make punishments harsher for those who don’t hate dinosaurs, but hate that an adult in their family likes dinosaurs):

First, Law #82 is expanded to protect all adult family members, not just kids and grandkids of the offenders.

Second, hating that an adult family member likes LBT (or dinosaurs in general), despite not hating one or both of those things yourself, is automatic grounds for having to watch not just LBT, but also Denver The Last Dinosaur, Dinosaur Train, and Barney.

Lastly, if you hate that an adult family member likes dinosaurs independent of LBT, despite not hating dinosaurs yourself, you must also read 1500 pages of scientific papers on dinosaurs, instead of the 500 that those who hate dinosaurs have to read per Law #82 (hey, you like dinosaurs, right?).

Good thing my family seems to be warming up to me liking LBT, because they really don't hate dinosaurs. :p
Title: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 20, 2018, 01:14:38 AM
Law #85 - Diplomatic Immunity is still a thing and is required for EVERY country and EVERY citizen.  However, it does not cover things like murder, theft, smuggling of any kind, poaching, abuse (human or animal) and a number of other things.  Lists for each country will be checked before given approval.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 03, 2018, 09:30:49 AM
Law #86 - Patent trolling is now a serious crime.  If found guilty, you will lose said patent and pay $1,000,000 to the parties you are trying to sue.
Title: Your Laws
Post by: Littlefoot505 on May 05, 2018, 12:21:54 PM
Law #87: Anyone who argues that climate change is a myth will be forced to live in a coastal city or Phoenix, AZ, USA for the rest of their lives. If they choose to live in Phoenix, the only places they'll be allowed to vacate to during the summer months are Tucson, Yuma, and Death Valley.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: Littlefoot505 on June 23, 2018, 01:04:22 AM
Law #88: All drivers of any German luxury car or any 'Subaru' brand car with a turbocharged engine must pass a written exam to renew their driver's licenses every 90 days. Additionally, they must retake Drivers' Ed and pass a road test at least once per year.

Note: Nissan drivers would also be included in this law, but their cars were all jettisoned into space per Law #78 :p
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: Littlefoot505 on August 18, 2018, 02:10:59 AM
Law #89: Everyone who moved to Colorado for the legalized marijuana will be forced to leave the state, and if they want to re-enter Colorado for any reason, they will need a visa barring them from staying permanently.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: DiddyKF1 on August 18, 2018, 10:14:21 AM
Law #90: Anyone who denounces the possibility of LBT getting a new sequel within the next ten years shall be branded as a Land Before Time traitor in the eyes of LBT fans worldwide. Furthermore, they will be forced to read LBT fanfiction for a whole year in the hope their claims will be proven otherwise. If this does not change their views, they will remain branded as LBT traitors for all time.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: Littlefoot505 on September 14, 2018, 09:24:07 AM
^ Nice one!

Law #91: Hydraulic fracturing, commonly known as "fracking", is now illegal, and all areas that have already been fracked will have to be properly remediated.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: Littlefoot505 on October 02, 2018, 12:23:28 AM
Law #92: Anyone who goes to graduate school for paleontology or environmental science will receive a full-ride scholarship
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 29, 2018, 12:19:24 PM
Law #93: Driving big long trucks will require a minimum of 3 months worth of training.  If an accident is caused by the trucker, they must retake the training from the beginning.

(Would you believe me if I told you it's only 6 days for the training to drive those in real life?  I'm not kidding here.  Seriously, I wish I was.)
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on November 20, 2018, 05:33:03 PM
Law #94: Review Bombing is illegal.  If you want to give a bad review, you have to have the proper experience.  In the case of a movie or TV show, you have to watch it.  In the case of a song, you have to listen to it.  In the case of a game, you have to play it.  Also, doing it for a very short amount of time doesn't count.  Amount for proper experience will be a case by case basis.  Breaking this law will result in you not being allowed on any sites that allow users to review.  On top of that, your review will be removed.

Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: Littlefoot505 on January 29, 2019, 09:27:23 AM
Law#95: Subway shall henceforth be renamed "Sooubway", and anyone caught calling it Subway will be forced to watch all videos by TheOdd1sOut in which he mentions Sooubway. If they continue, they will be banned from Sooubway for life.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 08, 2019, 10:17:33 PM
This looks like a fun game! :)

Law #96: @DiddyKF1 is dubbed as the official voice actor of Petrie! :)petrie
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: DiddyKF1 on July 09, 2019, 09:58:58 AM
Law #96: @DiddyKF1 is dubbed as the official voice actor of Petrie! :)petrie

Oh! *blushes* :)petrie

Law #97: All LBT movies shall be released in surround sound to make fan dubs easier!
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 09, 2019, 03:43:46 PM
Law #98: Anyone convicted of falsely accusing someone of rape or sexual assault is served a mandatory sentence equivalent to the sentence that the accused person would've received if that person was proven guilty of rape or sexual assault. Also, he/she would be forced to register on a "False Accusation" list.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on August 05, 2019, 12:00:03 AM
Law #99: PeTA is hereby shutdown and the bosses are made to pay for all cases of animal cruelty with appropriate punishments.  Said punishments will be decided by those most effected by these monsters.  After all that, said building shall be leveled in front of them.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: ImpracticalDino on August 09, 2019, 11:57:15 PM
Law #100: All court cases must be fair and unbiased. You will either win or lose based on the facts and evidence, not by how much money a person or company has.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: StardustSoldier on August 10, 2019, 07:30:27 PM
Law #101: November 18th (the anniversary of the original movie) is National Land Before Time Day!
:)petrie
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: ImpracticalDino on August 10, 2019, 09:20:07 PM
^Yay! :DD

Law #102: Every copyright extension that Disney lobbied for in Congress will be reversed.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on August 13, 2019, 06:18:36 AM
^^Thank you!  So much NEEDS to be in the Public Domain and the bullcrap extensions must stop.

Law #103: Taxes are to be paid.  The rich will be taxed heavily and have no returns whatsoever.  The ones who are actually poor, who actually can't pay taxes, will be the ones to get tax returns.  Also, any kind of fraud towards taxes will likely result in a complete wipe of your account and assets.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: ImpracticalDino on August 15, 2019, 10:01:33 PM
Law #104: Every single flagged, copyrighted, or claimed YouTube video has to be reviewed by an actual human being and not a robot with an algorithm. While there may be too many videos to look over at once, hence the *broken* algorithm, people that request their videos to be looked over for approval should be assigned an actual employee for an unbiased and fair evaluation.

The copyright system on YouTube is flawed as it is, so this should ease the problems a bit, even if it's not a perfect solution.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: StardustSoldier on August 17, 2019, 09:30:55 AM
Law #105: There also needs to be a National Pizza Day.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: Anagnos on August 17, 2019, 09:34:23 AM
Law #106: For once a year, people are expected to eat so much cake they'll literally bloat and are not allowed to complain about it.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: StardustSoldier on August 17, 2019, 09:59:51 AM
Law #107: Blockbuster is being brought back. Every major city must have a Blockbuster.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: ImpracticalDino on August 17, 2019, 03:32:16 PM
Law #108: Dihydrogen Monoxide is officially banned worldwide. Nobody is allowed to use, sell, or consume this dangerous chemical compound. Scientists and researchers have conducted a study and determined that there's a mortality rate of 100% in users that have consumed Dihydrogen Monoxide.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: StardustSoldier on August 31, 2019, 11:55:44 PM
Law #109: Every country must have a Saurus Rock monument built somewhere.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: ImpracticalDino on September 01, 2019, 01:48:02 PM
(Even though this is just a game, just please realize the ramifications of Law #108 :lol)

Law #110: Mo is now the official "mud brother" or representative of the ocean! :Mo
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: StardustSoldier on September 01, 2019, 02:51:16 PM
Oh, okay. When I saw "Dihydrogen Monoxide" I just thought it was an actually dangerous chemical or something of the sort. I forgot it stood for that.

Law #111: No more laws that will result in needless loss of life or that will restrict people from essential resources. :p
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: ImpracticalDino on September 04, 2019, 07:51:28 PM
Law #112: Mister Rogers' Neighborhood is a show that must be shown in Kindergarten and Elementary School. Anyone who either knows about the show/grew up with it can obviously decipher why I feel this way.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on September 08, 2019, 06:53:20 PM
Law #113: It is now against the law to declare video games to be evil in any way, shape or form.  All forms of news and journalism are hereby banned from saying that video games of any kind lead to gun violence or terrorism or any kind of crime.  Breaking of this law shall result in various forms of torture until you admit you were wrong and lying for attention.  Should the torture result in your death, you will be deemed as a liar and your legacy in history will be frowned upon.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: StardustSoldier on September 08, 2019, 09:16:44 PM
^I can get behind that. :cheers

Law #114: Every major town or city must have a bookstore and/or a library. Preferrably more than one.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: ImpracticalDino on September 12, 2019, 03:13:18 PM
Law #115: Anyone reserves the right to not ban someone if they wish in the Ban The Person Above You game thread.

Yes, we have been doing it for awhile already, but I wanted to make it official. ;)
Dang, what am I doing? :lol
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: StardustSoldier on September 15, 2019, 04:02:46 AM
^I definitely support that one, although it's easy to give my endorsement to, as I'm pretty sure I was the first person to refuse to ban someone.

Law #116: There's a My Little Pony Adoption Agency, to help ponies that don't have a place to live find a home.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: ImpracticalDino on September 15, 2019, 12:43:06 PM
Awww...that’s so sweet of you. I definitely support that law! :smile

Law #117: All charities will be forced to give 100% of their donations to the intended organization or people that it should to. All charities will be internally investigated and any wrongdoing or misleading will lead to the charity being shut down, money returned to all the people that donated, and a minimum of 5 years in jail.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on October 28, 2019, 05:13:45 PM
Law #118: Due to the lack of common sense in the human race, Common Sense is now a teachable class in schools and is required to be passed.  Failure to pass will result in the inability to graduate and the inability to get any kind of job.  On top of that, you will isolated from all humans.  We refuse to have people who lack common sense to be in this world and we will do everything possible to achieve our goal.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: StardustSoldier on December 28, 2019, 11:26:44 AM
Law #119: It's about time I came up with another law and revived this thread.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 18, 2020, 04:48:02 PM
Law #120: HOAs are now illegal and every last one will be shut down.  On top of that, anyone who tries to start one will be arrested, given unreasonable fines and sent to prison for 10 years.

(Seriously, HOAs suck and should not be allowed.)
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: ImpracticalDino on October 28, 2020, 08:42:05 AM
Law #121: Anyone falsely imprisoned that earns compensation for the amount of time they were wrongly jailed should be getting their money from the police themselves and not taxpayers. It really sucks how that is wasted instead and it will not affect the police department in anyway, as far as I am aware.
Title: Re: Your Laws
Post by: pokeplayer984 on November 06, 2020, 03:50:54 PM
Law #122: Any false calls to Child Protective Service (or equivalent there of.) will be seen as a felony.  Guilty parties will be imprisoned for 5 years per incident.  The judge has the right to triple the sentence.