A sequel to Sonic gets Topps'd. It is intended to be a comedy fanfiction although there are a few serious parts.
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Sonic finds himself in a non bombed Great Valley again.
"I wonder if there are any rings here" he says.
Topps suddenly appears. "WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MY BUSH" he says. He then roars and a chase begins. After 7 seconds, Topps catches up with Sonic and continuously stomps on the hedgehog's skull, shattering it to pieces
"Wait a minute this is just the same script from the first one" Charles Grosvenor says. "Screenwriter, you're fired" he says
A new screenwriter comes in. "Continue!" he says
However the Sonic he squashed was a look alike as the real Sonic runs off as Topps is confused.
"Topps you're fired we're replacing you with Pterano" Charles Grosvenor says.
Pterano drops in. "Is it just me, or who is he?" he asks.
"Why, I'm Sonic!" Sonic answers.
Sonic then swipes his arm, killing Pterano with the force of a TGV.
Topps jumps at Sonic suddenly and grabs him by the leg.
"Tria we're going to kill this fuzzy!" he calls out. "Hey this happened before" he says as he drops Sonic
Suddenly, However Sonic kicks him in the face, sending him 500 meters down the valley.
"Did this happen before?" he asks to himself.
Topps then tries to walk off but some force field is pushing him back. However he destroys the force field.
Then he gets a file for divorce by Tria. However she says she still loves him and grabs Sonic and smashes his head into the ground.
"Did this happen before?" she asks.
Then everyone makes a run for it to beat up the film crew.
Tria crushes Sonic's skull again like a pancake, but it regenerates. Then Sonic lifts her up and throws her into Topps, who is now 400 meters away.
Then Topps falls into the acid bath and does not regenerate and Pterano becomes his replacement
Pterano thinks it's funny to copy Topps and says "WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MY BUSH".
But I thought this was the creature's bush?" Sonic asks.
"It's mine to me, do you?" KFP replies.
"Huh?". Sonic is confused.
"Well you are an alien" Pterano says
"What?" Sonic asks in confusion.
"Oh, I am PRETTY SURE that you ARE an alien to me, do you?"
Sonic then hits Pterano with his fist, breaking his spine instantly. Topps' past self replaces him.
"Fuzzy can we have a truce" he says
"NO!!!" yells Sonic, as he breaks Topps' neck and walks. Iris out
"WWWWAAAAIIIITTTT!" the director Charles Grosvenor says. "We aren't finished."
Topps regenerates and roars louder than the Krakatoa volcanic eruption (loudest sound in human history). Sonic smiles at him. Topps gets even angrier.
Suddenly, Charles Grosvenor summons 1000 Sharpteeth and they eat Topps. Though every part of him bursts through all their brains, killing them all. All parts of Topps then regenerate from a single atom.
Grosvenor then summons a spaceship that Topps jumps in to escape Sonic. But Sonic jumps in when Topps isn't looking and they blast off to space.
Then an even bigger spaceship raids the spaceship. "Mr. Threehorn do you fear death" Eggman says. "Why would I?" Topps says.
"You've been avoiding death since Sonic Gets Topps'd!" Eggman replies.
Topps then finds Eggman's heart and slams his foot down, crushing it to bits.
"Part of the ship part of the crew" Silver hedgehog and the rest of the crew say as they approach Topps to to make him captain
"Screw you, I'm 'goin to space!"
Topps then swings his head around at lightspeed and chops up the crew. He then gets back in the spaceship and blasts off into space, still unaware of Sonic.
Then Zavok and his crew use a spaceship to fly up in space to follow Topps
Topps finds a blaster turret on the spaceship. He is still unaware of the spaceship, and Sonic, who is hiding in the back of the ship. The ship is more than 10 meters long/high depending on direction.
"Follow him in" says Zavok as he orders an Egg Pawn to continue following the ship
Topps hears this looks out the window
"Ahh shut up red monster" he says
"DID HE JUST CALL ME A MONSTER" Zavok says, clearly offended what he was called by one of the characters he swore to kill.
"Yes." Topps says as he blasts the ship, damaging its hull.
"Agh! I will kill you and your little hedgehog friend!" Zavok shouts.
" 'Whatcha mean by hedgehog?" Topps asks in confusion.
"Hi how are ya" Sonic says to Topps behind his back.
"Captain" says an Egg Pawn, "The Flying Banana is approaching"
The enemy ship attacks the spaceship while Topps throws Sonic out of the the other spaceship, right after ripping off the head of the blue hedgehog in pure rage.
Then Sonic regenerates and jumps on the enemy ship
"Hello omlet" Zomom says as he and Zazz spot Sonic who has crashed into some barrels
Sonic kicks away the enemies but Zik comes forward. "Zomom, lock this hedgehog in the brig" he says
Zomom throws the hedgehog into the brig. Meanwhile Topps looks on, and feels a little sympathy for the blue hedgehog.
Suddenly, Wild Arms appears from behind him. "Wild Arms!? What are you doing here and how did you get here?" Topps yells out in confusion.
Then the bigger ship flies up into space. Eggman was revived because Topps refused to be captain and the spaceship must ALWAYS have a captain.
"Destroy the Flying Banana and the spaceship" Eggman yells as they fire the cannons
The cannon fire damages the ship's deck and puts a hole in it, killing Zomom as he walks out of the brig after throwing Sonic inside. Topps, knowing he must save the hedgehog, fires his turret, causing it to destroy the steering wheel, rendering the enemy ship useless to movement.
The enemy ship fires at the spaceship and misses, as Plates continues to try and free himself. "Wild Arms, use the turret, I must save the fuzzy." Topps says. "What, that blue fuzzy with spikes on the back of his head? Why, Topps?" Wild Arms asks in confusion.
"LOWER THE SPACESHIP TO THE ONE THAT THE FUZZY'S IN!" Topps yells as loud as he can.
"ZOMOM NOOOOOOOOO" shouts Zazz, "You will pay for this Eggman"
Eggman just laughs as Silver and the rest of the crew board the Banana. Zavok's crew also board the Banana
Topps boards the Banana and crushes some of Zavok's and Eggman's crew members while roaring.
"YOU ARE MINE, FOUL BEAST!" Zazz says as he engages Topps in a sword fight. Wild Arms shoots and destroys the enemy ship. "NOOO! Now we have no ship!" Eggman says. Zavok then says "You'll have to use ours."
Of course the enemy ship reforms itself and the crushed Egg pawns and Eggman's crew come back to life
Topps aims at Eggman's heart and stabs it, killing him. He crushes all of the crew, except one. He makes Zik the captain and sends him on his way.
Now Zavok's crew are outnumbered.
As the fight between the enemies continue, Topps lands straight into the Egg Star.
"Who are you strange creature" Bowser asks.
"I just want my valley back!" Topps exclaims.
"I sense you will strike true" the ghost says.
Then Sonic with Wild Arms smash into a Koopa guard.
Topps says "How did you get here!"
"Long story" says Wild Arms
Topps picks up the guard's weapon and cuts Bowser into two separate pieces however this time Bowser survives.
Then 2 Goombas show up. However Topps easily kils them by crushing them.
"Hey I always knew they were Goombas anyway" says Sonic.
"Wait what does that mean" says Sonic, Wild Arms, & Topps.
Then Topps and Sonic agree to kill Wild Arms and they do so and then they start fighting.
The fight is so intense that the Egg Star starts to destroy itself for no reason at all.
Then Topps dies of exposure as Sonic ends up back into his home
"Get Topps'd mate" he says
THE END
