The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: Mumbling on August 11, 2013, 01:18:03 PM
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So yes. The item on your left and on your right.. Would you survive?
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A cushion and a shoe. Doesn't seem likely that I'd survive :lol Unless I used the cushion to lull the zombies to sleep.
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Let's see...my cell phone and a pair of dragonfly earrings on my left, and a mason jar with a hard plastic straw, a now empty bowl, and a fork on my right.
Hmm...
Chances could be good. I'd use the light from my cell phone on my earrings to blind them, poke their eyes out with my straw, bust them over the heads with my mason jar, and feed their brains to each other with the bowl and fork. Yup...good chances :lol.
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Hmm a bowl with a fork and a USB mouse? Not too shabby. The fork would be a mediocre piercing weapon, but I'd have to get within biting distance. With the right manipulation, I can turn the bowl and the mouse into a slinging weapon. The bowl is heavy enough that with the right amount of force could cause blunt trauma and the length of the USB cord would extend my reach, making it safer to attack with. Or I could use it as a blunt weapon, but I'd have to be careful and quick about it. I'd say my odds could be better.
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Drat, I've got a couple of books on my left and my phone and yet ANOTHER book on my right...
I could either call for help or beat their brains out with the two hardbacks :lol
...hey one of the books is Peter Pan, think they'd be interested in a bedtime story?
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Not sure maybe but I'd use a machine gun and kill all of them.
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Hmm... A trash can and some 'Scrubbing Bubbles' spray. I could survive by blinding the zombies with spray and beating their brains out with the can.
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A laptop charger and a mattress? Depends if I could make use of them...
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Why don't you people use guns something that will kill them.
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^ With all due respect, please read the original post. They have to use whatever items happen to be to the immediate right and left of them at the moment.
Let's see…to my left is a laptop on a cushioned lap desk, and to my right is a GRE book sitting on top of my youngest brother's art album.
Hmm…
I suppose I could use the lap desk as a shield while I mesmerize the zombies with YouTube videos…I could probably scare some away with the prospect of having to study for a GRE :P: …and if the zombies have any rudimentary respect for art, then I could probably show them my brother's cool drawings and they'd be too fascinated by them to attack.
(For the record, I don't take zombies very seriously, but this game is fun anyway. :p)
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Plushies on both sides?!? I'm a dead man :cry
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Hmmm..... An ink pen and a folder of graded exams. Unless the zombies are afraid of endocrinology, it's not looking good for me.
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Hmm... A black fine liner pen and an old laptop I was supposed to be rebuilding. Well if a couple of bashes with the old laptop doesn't do it, guess I'm gonna have to go stabby-stabby with the fine liner.
I'M GOIN' FOR THE EYES!!! :lol :DD
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Plushies on both sides?!? I'm a dead man :cry
*Throws over-heavy handbag to Ducky* Bash their brains out with this!
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to my left is a garbage can
to mt right is a chair
well i can stuck the can their heads and wack them with the chair
so as long as there are not say 50 of them, i could make it.
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Lemme see...sword...and... other sword.
Probably okay for a while.
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A pair of scissors on my right and a knitting loom with yarn on my left.
Perhaps if I knit them horrible Christmas sweaters and give them the worst haircuts ever, I'll scare 'em off :lol.
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My Gerber Icon knife with a 4 inch long folding blade on my right and a metal lamp post on my left.
Not liking my chances but it's better than bare hands.
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a box of thumbtacks and a briefcase.. eh i'm better off running for my life
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A cup and a bunch of papers...
Maybe I'll just sit in the corner and wail
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A hairdryer and a hairbrush...
I suppose I could blast them with hot air. :lol
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A broken microphone on my left and a little chair on my right? I don't think so.
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^You could mic-sync them to sleep and then bash 'em with the chair :lol
An issue of Vogue and a hair elastic. Well I guess I could snap the hairband at ONE of them and then beat the rest with the Vogue XDD
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A t-shirt and a trash can...
I have no idea :p I'm probably dead, haha. I could try empying and hiding in the trash can, or I can put a tshirt over one of their heads. :P:
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A porcelain bowl and a lamp. I'll have to smash with those two until I fall.
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My two items could be a Bazooka and a jetpack and I still probably couldn't defeat 10 zombies.
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A broken iPhone and a tiger plushie.
RIP Littlefoot505