If Your Pets Could Say One Thing to You

Pangaea · **Reply #20 on:** September 14, 2010, 12:54:48 AM

What Sasquatch would have said the first time a vacuum cleaner was turned on near him: “Holy ****! What the **** is that?!”

MrDrake · **Reply #21 on:** September 14, 2010, 08:27:55 PM

It's not so much as what she says, but what she's probally thinking whenever I talk to her "Oh my God....why the hell are you talking to me?" and added to that, she just looks at me when I say it, stares sort of thing....

Oh,a nd the cat's name is Teddy....you know, like a Teddy Bear

Drake · **Reply #22 on:** September 14, 2010, 09:35:24 PM

My dog, Max: Oh, my god! You guys are back! Why did you leave me alone all day?! I need to go out! I'm gonna explode! Hey, can you feed me? Why are you all going inside?! Wait for me!

My cat on the other: Oh, you're finally back? Hurry up and feed me.

Mirumoto_Kenjiro · **Reply #23 on:** September 14, 2010, 11:13:30 PM

If my first pet, a goldfish, was alive, he'd say: "That old man is too easy..."

Here's the story. I feed him once every day, but he often hangs around near the top, as if he was still hungry. My father would walk by and see this, and thinks I didn't feed him, and he feeds him again. After some scolding from my dad, I finally convinced him that I fed the fish every day, and that the fish was tricking him into feeding him again...

Pangaea · **Reply #24 on:** April 05, 2011, 12:10:04 AM

Sasquatch (while standing on his hind legs with his front paw on the doorknob): “Hey, you! Can you turn this thing and let me out, pleeeeeze?”

LBTDiclonius · **Reply #25 on:** April 05, 2011, 05:08:26 PM

My cat, Pom-Pom: "Feed me, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!!!!!!"

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #26 on:** April 05, 2011, 05:22:31 PM

My cats:

Nina: Back the [CENSORED] off!

Tucker: Whatever... (goes to sleep in closet)

jansenov · **Reply #27 on:** April 06, 2011, 07:54:21 AM

My cats, Mili and Mini.

Mili, old calico cat, looking in the bowl:" That's not what I expected."

Mini, young calico cat, Mili's daughter, while looking in my eyes: "I will hypnotize you and you will open the can. Resistence is futile."

oogaboo · **Reply #28 on:** April 06, 2011, 10:38:20 AM

Tae-Tae the cat: "Feed me!"