Happy Starday Taunt

Ducky123 · **on:** April 01, 2018, 06:27:37 AM

Here's to another 100 years LOL

zero-point · **Reply #1 on:** April 01, 2018, 06:44:26 AM

Happy startday Taunt! I hope you have an amazing day!

vonboy · **Reply #2 on:** April 01, 2018, 07:32:23 AM

Happy birthday, Taunt!

One tiny little bit of advice, friend. Watch out for falling rocks, please.

Fyn16 · **Reply #3 on:** April 01, 2018, 09:45:35 AM

A happy Starday for a SHARPTOOH? No, I'm not going to allow this. Get me the admins. I'll ban him, find him, and annihilate him. NO SHARPTOOTH IN THIS BOARD. IF I SEE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE TOOTHY BAST-

Sorry, Zaura has a tendency to get carried away about stuff like this. Happy Starday to you Taunt, whoever you are! We'll arrange for an apology when Zaura stops rage-chewing Fyn16's potted plant.

-Fyn, Sol, and Zaura

AND CURA TOO!

...and Cura too

Flathead770 · **Reply #4 on:** April 01, 2018, 11:42:44 AM

Happy starday Taunt! 100 years goes by so fast!

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #5 on:** April 01, 2018, 11:52:45 AM

Happy starday!! I can’t believe you’re 100 already!! You don’t look a day over 99!

Here’s to another 100.

LeventeII · **Reply #6 on:** April 01, 2018, 03:03:13 PM

Happy starday!

Taunt · **Reply #7 on:** April 01, 2018, 05:49:01 PM

Thanks, guys!

It was an interesting day (as it always is when the mysterious portal to your world opens up on my hatchday) as I decided to celebrate in the usual manner by running through the portal before You Know Who could stop me.

Swipe!

Ha! Missed me, dear! But, long story short, I had a good time with friends. We were briefly taken to this strange cave by a bunch of head-fuzzies in white coats, and they kind of cut up Spotter before we could get the rainbowfaces to put him back together again, but overall a good day! It isn't every day that you get a free meal in a weird room!

Chronos: It was a laboratory, Taunt!

Whatever. But, anyway, thanks guys! See you all next year!

Logos: Okay, I've got him! Grab the vines before he escapes again! That damn portal is open for 5 more hours!

Littlefoot: "What's an hour?"

Stern Claw: "Just grab the damn vines!"

Flathead770 · **Reply #8 on:** April 01, 2019, 12:51:09 AM

What an amazing year! 101 and still going strong! Here's to only 99 more years!

Anagnos · **Reply #9 on:** April 01, 2019, 02:49:39 AM

Happy starday to you, Taunt.

Ducky123 · **Reply #10 on:** April 01, 2019, 03:45:36 AM

Looks like Taunt is idle today

OwlsCantRead · **Reply #11 on:** April 01, 2019, 10:11:59 AM

Happy Starday, ya crazy rascal.

rhombus · **Reply #12 on:** April 01, 2019, 10:31:37 AM

Happy birthday, Taunt!

I know that you have to work today, but hopefully you can grace us with your humor later on. I'm sure you will have some stories to tell based upon how your birthdays usually go.

Taunt · **Reply #13 on:** April 02, 2019, 01:24:39 AM

Thanks, guys! I had a good hatchday today!

Though I did not wind up in that weird laboratory place like I did last year, the portal did lead me to this funny Russian dude who seems to totally know how to fix the European Union Directive issues, or whatever that is. His Tro-lo-lo-lo song was also great! I can't stop singing it! But, anyway, time to go into that portal back to my world again. See you all next April Fools!

Nick22 · **Reply #14 on:** April 04, 2019, 12:15:30 AM

happy birthday. hope you had a good one.

Flathead770 · **Reply #15 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:23:47 AM

Happy starday Taunt! Wow, 102 years young already! Enjoy your day of freedom!

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #16 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:26:00 AM

Happy Starday, Taunt! Yep, I’m a new face around here.

jassy · **Reply #17 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:31:18 AM

Happy starday Taunt! Enjoy your 102nd birthday

Anagnos · **Reply #18 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:51:30 AM

Happy starday, Taunt. I hope you will not wind up in more trouble this time.

OwlsCantRead · **Reply #19 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:54:08 AM

Happy Star Day, Taunt! Don't break something until Stern Claw will have to chase you around.