The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: WeirdRaptor on May 28, 2006, 02:08:39 AM
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This game plays similarly to my "The Mysterious (Yet Groovy) Vending Machine". You type in a person's name, and ask why you'd never want to make that person angry at you, and youwait for someone else to give a reason why. Now, the person who gave a reason why you'd never want topiss said person lists the next person. Its highly recommended that the reasons just be silly. I'll start.
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Never piss off...
...Mike Tyson.
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Because there's a man who should have been tranguilized, lobotomised, and put in a padded cell years ago.
Never piss off...
...Sean Connery.
(See how this works now?)
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I see how it works, and I suppose there isn't anything majorly wrong with it...except....if you post people that nobody has any clue who they are. The ones you put for example, the names are ringing bells to me, but that's all that's happening...a lot of bell ringing and name recognition, but I know nothing about those people. :P: You can keep it going, but if its going to have trouble, that's where you'll run into it.
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Also I'm afraid that this game could easily become a source of quarrel if very negative and subjective statements are made about disputable people whom some of us may like while others may hate them (there are many such characters).
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Malte, I've played this game on two other forums already, and that has never happened.
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C'mon guys...let's at least give it a chance. Give it the benefit of the doubt and see how it goes. If things start to flare up then by all means the game should stop. As long as it stays harmless then it shouldn't be a problem right?
So...never piss off Sean Connery...
Becoz he was James Bond 007 and he has a license to kill! :D
Next one, never piss off...Michael Jackson (this oughta be good! :P: )
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Its 4 PM, but where are your children?! :o :blink:
Never piss off...
...Andy Griffith.
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Never piss off a marine!!!
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Or a whole army of them for that matter
Never piss of......
Chuck Norris!
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Never piss off a Big Daddy (the big ugly brutes from BioShock with drills for arms).
Here is what happens when you anger a Big Dady.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdLNSALMqmU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdLNSALMqmU)
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I see what ya mean, General Grievous :lol. The vid explains it all.
Never piss off Fidel Castro.
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He's very close to the US and a dictator (remember Stalin's purges :o)
Never piss off the Roman emperor Caligula.
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The definition of "psychopath" in the dictionary should read: Caligula. Hands down.
Never piss off a nurse :lol.
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They take care of you when you are incapacitated.
Never piss off a surgeon.
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They perform surgery which can remove your body parts.
Never piss off an FBI agent
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They know how to kill you in 25+ different ways.
Never piss me off.
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You'll have your dragons attack them.
Never piss off a Navy Seal.
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They can gun you down within a 3+ mile radius.
Never piss off a medieval knight.
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They can trample, slash or club you death really easily
Never piss off The LBT 1 Sharptooth (This should be interesting... :lol )
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It will scare you to death with its awesome abilities.
Never piss a dragon off.
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It can make you fried toast within a single blow of fire breath.
Never piss off An Alien
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thay could give you an anul prob
never piss off slim shady
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He'll use his music to burst your eardrums.
Never piss off an elf.
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It can make un imagineable (spelling?) toy weapons which equals - revenge.
Never piss off a Cyclops.
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He'll trap you in a cave and eat you and your men two at a time.
Never piss off an iPod.
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It'll intentionally slow down just to piss ya off even more :mad.
Never piss off a nerd!
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He'll make your head explode with knowledge.
Never piss off Petrie (Site Founder).
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umm dur he can get you band
never piss off a cav
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That's a fast way to get to the hospital.
Never piss off the Roman emperor Nero
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Nero was a bloodthirsty schizophrenic. Be afraid! Be VERY afraid!
Never piss off Henry VIII.
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He'll marry you then kill you because you didn't bear him a male descendant.
never piss off Steve Wozniak.
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Sorry for asking, but who in the world is Steve Wozniak?
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Co-Founder of Apple. He helped build and design the computers.
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Never piss off Chef Gordon Ramsay.
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He'll cook you terrible food and force you to eat it while screaming multiple obscenities at you.
Never piss off Ms. Maia (from Twilight Valley)
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She'll sit on you and turn you into a pancake
Never piss off Fox (from Star Fox)
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Actually, that'd be the least painful thing she'd do to you.
He can attack you with his Arwing and is a skilled hand to hand combatant.
Never piss off the Pelvanida group.
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They know haow to take out people who piss them off. Never piss off a ghost..
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You can't hurt them.
Never piss off Deimos the Utahraptor (Insane Cafe version)
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He'll slice up with his sharp claws. Never piss off Gandalf...
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He'll magically light you on fire.
Never piss off Zachary (Insane Cafe version)
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he's a crack shot with a gun
Never piss ioff Dixie (insane Cafe version)
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She'll attack with her sword and spells and is heavily armored.
Never piss off Dr. Kerzach (Insane Cafe version)
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He's got a keen switchblade and he knows how to use..
Never piss off Krystal(From Star Fox)
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She's a very talented staff fighter.
Never piss off Ms. Swimmer (Insane Cafe version)
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she's whack you with Sticks
Never piss off Spyro (Insane Cafe version)
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You'll get ripped in half with a fury breath.
Never piss off Stripetail.
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Never piss off a Navy Seal.
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Stripetail will crse you, and the SEal will break your spirit..
Never piss off Cynder(IC version)
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Answers own:
He is capable of blasting you with a powerful directed lightning strike
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They can use many weapons and are skilled in underwater demolitions.
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Never piss off
Nick (Insane Cafe)
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Nick has friends in high place.. also he's pretty good with a gun..
Never piss off Stitch.
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He can throw an 18 wheeler at you.
Never piss off Rime (Insane Cafe)
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Answering own:
She can slice up up with her claws and expose your inner fears
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Rime is very hgood at sniping, and using explosives..
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Never piss off Tiger.
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He can rip you apart with his bare hands.
Never piss off Stripetail.
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He'll turn you into a pretzel-literally
Never piss off Dr. Kerzach
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He wields a 6 inch amorphous metal switchblade and twin 4 inch claws on his feet, has inhuman agility and reflexes and is a skilled knife fighter.
Never piss off Strut (Insane Cafe)
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he has a great arm, and lay you out with one blow
never piss off Falco
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He'll tear you to bits.
Never piss off Chomper
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He might eat ya :p.
Never piss off a Somali pirate.
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he'll grab you and hold you for ransom. never piss off a lion
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Or he'll swallow you whole. (Like in all those old cartoons.)
Never piss off Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls...
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She'll beat you up..
Never piss off Ali
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She could possibly beat you up even worse then Bubbles.
Never piss off Chomper's parents.
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You will get ripped apart then eaten.
Never piss off Ducky (Twilight Valley version)
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She will whoop you, yup yup yup!
Never piss off a yellow belly.
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They'll attack you with their dancing.
Never piss off Ms. Maia (Twilight Valley version)
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She'll attack you with a very sharp stick.
Never piss off Guido.
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He'll traumatize you with his blinding colors
Never piss of Godzilla
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He'll incinerate you.
Never piss off Theta (Claw Valley Swimmer from Twilight Valley)
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A bloodthirsty being won't spare ya :(.
Never piss off Cera.
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Because she will make you have a 2 second life span. :p
Never piss off Scar(Lion King)
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You will be attacked by his 3 Hyenas.
Never piss off Procella (Cloud Island interrogator from Twilight Valley)
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He'll use 'enhanced interoggation" on you..
Never piss off Littlefoot
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He'll step on you.
Never piss off Timon and Pumbaa
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Pumbaa will beat you up good.
Never piss off Dil.
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She can bite you to death.
Never piss off Mayberry (from "Watership Down" RP).
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she'lll send the other hares on you..
Never piss off Tigeress (Insane Cafe version)
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She'll blast you with a lightning strike.
Never piss off Mr. Bigmouth (Insane Cafe)
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He'll sit on you.
never piss off Briggins
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He'll force you to clean up all 9 floors of the hotel, cook for all the guests and pay a huge fine.
Never piss off Nani (Insane Cafe version)
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She'll have stitch beast you up
Never poiss off BlackGuilmon
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He can attack with a multitude of melee and energy based ranged attacks.
Never piss off the Dragonstorm scientists/rogue Pelvanida personnel.
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they'll nuke you
never piss off the Snowghost
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He's freeze you.
Never piss off Rafiki.
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He'll clober you with his stick of ultimate doom!
Never piss off Darth Vader.
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He'll Force the life out of you
Never piss off Chewbacca
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He'll rip your arms out of your sockets and beat you to death with them.
Never piss off a fighter pilot.
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they'll blow up your ship
never piss off Yogi Bear
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He'll beat you up worse even more than the average bear.
Never piss off Spongebob
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He'll attack you with KA-RA-TE!
Never piss off Ronald McDonald.
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He'll turn you into a burger...
Never piss off Chuck Norris (this should get a fun answer xD)
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he'll go walker on your behind
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never piss of a rainbowface (7th movie)
this should be good
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You'll be transported "beyond the Mysterious Beyond."
Never piss off Captain Jack Sparrow.
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He'll steal your ship..
' Never piss off Ben 10
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He'll turn into all his alien forms and you'll be skewered with crystal spikes, incinerated, then thrown through a building.
Never piss off Rytho (Twilight Valley)
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She'll stomp on you
Never piss off Tai
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(Which Tai? The one from Digimon?) He digitate to a Taigremon and attack you with his Taiparoma.
Never piss of Malte... (See if you can find something :p) PS: (if that¥s against the rules I¥ll edit it)
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He'll pick you apart using logic, and a long anf lengthy dissertation of your errors.
Never piss off Genki (from Monster Rancher)
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He'll set all the monsters on you.
Erm, Rytho is male. And he's more likely to strangle you than sit on you.
Never piss off Hans, Werner and Franz (Insane Cafe).
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They'll perform an ballet on you, and pound you into the ground with thier leaps..
Never piss off Merlin
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He'll transform you into something gross.
Never piss of Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed.
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They'll rip you apart.
Never piss off Kung Fu Ducky.
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She¥ll say yep yep yep til your ears bleed :p
Never piss off me :rolleyes:
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Because you will summon your horrible pet rat! :lol
Never piss off NATO
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They'll probably bomb ya sky high :o.
Never piss off Cancerian Tiger :p.
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She'll rock your ears off.
Never piss off Agumon
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He'll claw you to shreds.
Never piss off Brekclub85 :DD
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He's good buddies with Chomper..
Never piss off the US Army
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They are among the most technologically advanced army in the world.
Never piss off Serris.
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he knows how to use a gun
Never piss off Sara.
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Not quite. But I can use a crossbow and I am currently trying to find a rifle range where I live.
She can turn into a 40 foot colossus.
Never piss off Deimos (Insane Cafe)
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He knows how to use explosives...
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Never piss off the Spetsnaz.
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They are one of the premier special forces.
Never piss off an A-10 Thunderbolt II pilot.
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His GAU-8 Avenger 30mm cannon will tear you apart.
Never piss off William Wallace
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He'll yell "Freedom !' and cut you in half'
Never piss off Smuag
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You will be incinerated.
Never piss off Turnus.
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(don't know who that is)
You'll be smashed
Don't piss off Gollum
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His split personalities will be the death of ya :DD.
Never piss off Jason Voorhees :o.
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he can't be killed and he's a master with the chainsaw
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Never Piss off.... Indiana Jones
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he'll whip you..
never piss off briggins..
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He'll set all the armed guests on you.
Never piss off Strut (Insane Cafe)
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He's always armed an expert Markman.
Never piss off Hans..
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he'll eat all your eggs.
never piss off....chuck norris
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He'll break your nose with a karate chop
Never piss off Skull (IC version)
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He's 6x stronger than the strongest Human and he is a former soldier.
Never piss off Zachary (Insane Cafe Clydesdale)
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Zachary is stronger than a normal human ans know how to use a qeapon.
Never piss off GEn Moby..
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He can send several thousand soldiers backed up by armored vehicles.
Never piss off Ducky (Insane Cafe)
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She can morph into a guardian..
never piss off the Shurlups (IC version)
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They can maul you and carry a very strong poison.
Never piss off Paul, Anton, Chris and Ivan.
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they are expert snipers..
Never piss off Agumina
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He/She will roast you alive
Never piss off Davy Jones
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He'll drag you down to his locker.
Never piss off Genki
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He can set monsters on you.
Never piss off Werner (Insane Cafe)
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He'san excellent dancer.. and packs a punch
Never piss off Sara
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She's a dragon.
Never piss off Ms. Swimmer (Twilight Valley version)
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Never piss off Ganon... or else you will DIE!
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Never piss off Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective)
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He can turn into a HUGE monster rat and rip you apart.
Never piss off Sierra.
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He'll feed you to his cat..
Never piss off Basil ( Great Mouse Detective)
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He'll start having one of those MAD SCIENTIST moments.
Never piss off Rat Lady. :lol
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She will send all her rat minions at you. ;)
Never piss off Myrkin.
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The avatar says it all
never piss off Chomper
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He might bite you
Never piss off Han Solo
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he'll blast you apart
never piss of chewbacca
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He will strangle you for selling out Han to the empire!
Never piss off Mace Windu.
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he'll keep the pimp hand strong
never piss off the joker
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He will kill you with his laughing gas
Never piss off Will Smith
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He'll rap until you can't take it anymore!
Never piss off Jigsaw.
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He will do such terrible things to you that he will merit an "R" rating or higher
Never piss off Mike Tyson (really!)
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he'll rip your ear off
never piss off me
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You will attack and maul your opponent, just like Chomper would.
Never piss off Bron
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He'll break evry bone in your body with one swing of his tail.
Never piss off me.
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You will launch a massive aerial assault!
Never piss of Topsy.
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You'll either end up trampled or impaled with a horn. Neither have pretty endings :x.
Never piss off Batman :p.
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He will throw a batarang at you.
Never piss off a hungry bear
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You will be mauled then eaten.
Never piss off Strut (Twilight Valley version. This incarnation: allied with Great Valley, is not averse to weapon use or fighting dirty and has defeated Ozzie in hand to hand combat.)
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He will kill you in a nasty way (really!)
Never piss off Bowser.
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He'll throws hamers at you
Never piss off Princess Peach..
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She can slap you into orbit.
Never piss off Ms. Swimmer (Twilight Valley version: skilled stick fighter and not averse to fighting dirty.)
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She will get stuck in yet another castle!
Never piss of Master Chief.
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He is inhumanly strong and wears heavy armor and can use many weapons.
Never piss off Procella (Twilight Valley) She is an interrogator on Cloud Island.
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She'll break you in fioive seconds flat uinto confessing that you were the second gunman on the grassy knoll..
Never piss off Skull( IC version
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He will get Stripetail to pound on you.
Never piss off Strut (Twilight Valley version. This incarnation: allied with Great Valley, is not averse to weapon use or fighting dirty and has defeated Ozzie in hand to hand combat.)
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He will defeat you in single combat and beat you in way which could only occur in fanfiction.
Never piss off Voltron
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They'll always kill you in one fine swoop.
Don't piss me off.
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You'll make fine music based on the movies, and that will hurt us somehow.
Never piss off the Megazord.
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it will blow you away with the sword of truth. Never piss off the fairy godmother..
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She'll turn ya into a toad :p.
Never piss off Malificent (Sleeping Beauty villian).
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She'll trap you in her dungeon..
never piss off Prince Phillip (Sleeping Beauty)
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He'll use ya as a pincushion with his sword collection :p.
Never piss off Keifer Sutherland.
(Hint: :bang)
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He will headbutt you!
Never piss of Mario
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He will eat a mushroom, grow supersize, and stomp ya!
Never piss off Yoshi.
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He'll eat you and crap you out as an egg!
Never piss off Link
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He;'ll use the TRiForce on you
Never piss of Zelda
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She will star in a crappy CDI game which people still make fun of today!
Never piss off a rapper.
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He'll beat yu with explicit lyrics
Never piss off toad..
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He will tell you that the princess is in yet another castle.
Never piss off Bugs Bunny
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He'll outwit you every tyime.
never piss off Daffy Duck.
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He will either get mad and indignant at you, or go crazy, depending on when his cartoon is from
Never piss off Elmer Fudd.
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He'll shoot you with hhis hum.
Never piss off Wile E Coyote
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He'll use explosives against you.
Never piss off Mr. Bigmouth (Insane Cafe)
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He's much bigger tham you..
Never piss off MR Kraabbs
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He'll cheapskate you to death.
Never piss off Kovu and Kiara.
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They'll rip you apart.
Never piss off Strut (Twilight Valley Version)
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he's a master with a rifle.
never piss off Scooby (IC version)
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You'll make fine music based on the movies, and that will hurt us somehow.
No, I couldn't do that! :P:
never piss off Scooby (IC version)
He'll knock you out.
Never piss off Spike.
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Erm. Twilight Valley Strut is not averse to weapon use but rifles are not available in that time period.
He'll flatten you with his tail.
Never piss off Bron.
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He'll squash you with his foot
Never piss off the Old one..
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She'll send flying with one hit from her tail.
Never piss off the US Army 101st Airborne.
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They'll shoot you down,
Never piss off Micheal Jordan..
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He'll shoot you through a basketball hoop!
Never piss off Dick Cheney
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he'll waerboard you 183 times
never piss of Al Gore
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He'll make an inconvenient documentary about you.
Never piss off Bill Clinton
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he;'ll wag his finger in your face while steaking your girlfriend
Never piss off Baloo
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He'll teach ya the "Bare Necessities" 'til your ears fall off :lol.
Never piss off Tweety Bird.
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He will hurt you using the laws of cartoon physics, which always seem to work for the protagonist somehow.
Never piss off Homer Simpson.
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He'll stuff ya with doughnuts 'til ya explode :blink:.
Never piss off Cartman.
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He will curse until your ears fall off.
Never piss off Kenny (South Park.)
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He'll take you along when he dies (by microwave or whatever).
Never piss off Solid Snake.
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He'll kill you in any means necessary
Never piss off Star Fox
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He'll do a barrel roll on you!
Never piss off Sarah Connor
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She has the Terminatior in her 5.
never piss off kIng Arthur
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He will cut off your arms and legs... then call the fight a draw!
Never piss off Christopher Columbus.
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he introduce you to smallpox..
never piss off King Henry 8th.
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He'll have your head cut off.
Never piss off the Nostalgia Critic.
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he'll rip your film to shreds, and having you laughing..
never piss off Legolas
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He will shoot you full of arrows.
Never piss off Boba Fett.
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He'll collect the Bounty on your head
never piss off Han solo
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He'll shoot first!
Never piss off Yosemite Sam.
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he'll blast you with both guns..
never piss off Jerry the mouse
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He will hurt that poor cat with any number of items lying around the house.
Never piss off Droopy.
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He'll frown at you. Never piss off Woody Woodpecker
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He'll act like a maniac and send you away screaming.
Never piss off Pac-Man.
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He'll collect 300 points by eating you
Never piss off Mrs PacMan
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She'll eat of all your fruit for bonus points
Never piss off Solid Snake
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He'll fill you full of lead
Never piss off Kirby
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The will beat you in Super Smash Brothers real bad.
Never Piss off Amazo (DC Comics, the forerunner of DBZ's Cell)
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He can mimic the abilities of any superbeing.
Never piss off Vio (Twilight Valley character. Great Valley dinosaur.)
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(Don't know the character)
He'll squash you flat
Never piss off tarantis
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(Who is Tarantis? Is that a misspelled version of my character "Taranis?)
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Taranis- yeah.. :)
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He'll try to recruit you as an evil minion, but fumble the process, and there will be inexplicable fire, smoke, lightning, and various special effects in the background!
Never piss off Adykon.
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He'll push you off the ledge of a 200 foor drop.
never piss off Ilsa
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She will cast a spell, but it won't be enough to save Adykon!
Never piss off Arcantas
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He'll curse you terribly
never piss off MInna
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She will lead a party into your palace!
Never piss off Jake
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He'll run away
Never piss off Selturma..
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She'll get Rex to maul you!
Never piss off Spyro.
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He'll blast you with fire ice, earth and electricty..
Never piss off Dixie
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She'll assault you with her acid wit.
Never piss off Aeneas.
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He will leave you in Carthage when Jupiter tells him to go found a city in Latium.
Never piss of Achilles (really!)
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He'll kill you and ransom your body.
Never piss off Pyrrhus (Neoptolemus).
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he'll destroy you with Pyrric vicxtories
Never piss off Mark Athony
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He will ally with Cleopatra!
Never piss off Emperor Constantine!
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He'll crush you with his armies
Never piss off Nero..
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He will kill you like he killed St. Peter... crucified upside down in a racetrack! :unsure:
Never piss off Abraham Lincoln!
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he will beat you with a chair
never piss off a t-rex
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(A chair?! That's what Lincoln would do? More like, sic the Grand Army of the Republic on you! :lol )
He will eat you in a couple of bites.
Never piss off a Triceratops.
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(i was thinking of the comercial where he goes ufc on one of his canidate oppontents)
he will gore you
never piss off a longhorn cow
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He will trample you!
Never piss off the ghost of Michael Jackson!
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he will hit you with a bat while singing beat it
never piss off a racoon
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He will bite you and give you rabies!
Never piss off Pop-Eye (this is an EASY one!)
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he'll show you what spinach cam really do
never piss off a velociraptor
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He will call his whole pack to attack you!
Never piss off a sauropod
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you will become instant pancake
never piss off a spino
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He will kill you in a not-so-great motion picture! :lol
Never piss off Chuck Norris!
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just dont piss off chuck norris you wouldnt like him when he is pissed off.
never piss off steven speilburg
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He will direct a movie and have your character get killed off! :DD
Never piss off George Lucas.
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he has a real lighsaber
never piss off yoda
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Kick @$$ Yoda will... he won't try... he will do it. There is no try. :DD
Never piss off Chewbacca.
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HE WILL SMASH YOU
never piss off batman
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The will hit you with a batarang!
Never piss off Mufasa.
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He'll eat you.
Never piss off Nala
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She will flip you over and pin you if you pounce on her.
Never piss of Scar...
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He'll sick his hyenas on you.
Never piss off Zira...
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she will bite you
never piss off the joker
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He will shoot your girl in the back, and blow up your boy!
Never piss of Bane.
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he will make chewys beating look like play fighting
never piss off zazu
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He'll nag you to death.
Never piss off Jigsaw
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He will kill you in a really #$%@ing nasty way! :blink:
Never piss off Homer Simpson.
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he will eat you like a giant doughnut
never piss off rafiki
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The will hit you with his stick!
Never piss off Admiral Adama.
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I have no clue who this Admiral is, but the Admiral will pull some crazy Admiral-crap attack on you to utterly DESTROY you.
Never piss off a GoF member.
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He or she will totally bash ya :lol!
Never piss me off!
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You will outswim and out run them.
Never piss me off.
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You'll use your RP skillz to blow someone's mind!
Never piss off an emoticon.
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It'll stare at ya 'til ya lose your mind!
Never piss off Ms. Maia (LBT version).
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She'll pick you up and throw you away for looking at her wrong.
Never piss off Strut (Twilight Valley version)
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He'll tie ya up and give ya a swift kick where it counts.
"I don't think you're going to need that later." :lol
Or somethin' along those lines :p.
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Never piss off an EMT.
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They'll zap ya to death!
Never piss off a CNA.
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What is CNA?
They'll make you regret it
Never piss off the Ghostbusters
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They will suck you into a container... and destroy Mr staypuft!
Never piss off an elephant.
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you'll be squahed flat
Never piss off a black widow
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You will learn why she is called that! :DD
Never piss off a bull!
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you'll get gored
Never piss off a minotaur
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You will get VERY gored.
Never piss off Hercules.
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He'll pound you into a pancake
never piss off Zeus
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He will smite you with a lightning bolt! Then fool around with mortal women... :DD
Never piss off Hera.
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She'll destroy your family in retribution
Never piss off Ares
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He will start a war in your country!
Never piss off Hephaestus! Also known as Vulcan... or Mulciber.
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He'll probably pepper ya!
Never piss off Poseidon.
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He'll stir the sea against you
Never piss off Apollo
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He will shoot you with an arrow!
Never piss off Hades.
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He'll have the three hags snip your life string, and you'll be sent to the river of Styx.
Never piss off Hydra.
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The will regrow two heads if you chop off one!
Never piss off Cerberus.
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They eat you, and cutting off thier heads won't work..
Never piss off a centaur
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You'll get trampled!
Never piss off Circe.
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She will turn you into a pig... an she liked bacon! :lol
Never piss off Hector!
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He'll go right for your Achilles tendon, and if you're male, he'll steal your woman!
Never piss off the Sirens.
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They will lure you to your death on the rocks with their songs!
Never piss off Odysseus!
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He'll come after ya with his army!
Never piss off Draco.
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The DRagon Or Malfoy?
Eh.
dRaco-The dragon
He'll roast your sheep
Never piss off Dumbledore
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he will use any number of spells to whip your @$$
never piss off a squirell
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He will pelt you with acorns!
Never piss off Mo.
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He will have his "water kin" drag you to an oceanic death.
Never piss off a Wild Boar
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he will goar you, laugh, and then dig up your garden patch
never piss off a compy
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The will charge you down!
Never piss off Topsy.
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He'll stomp you flat and ask questions later.
Never piss off Ronald McDonald.
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He will sell you low-quality hamburgers and make you fat.
Never piss off Barack Obama.
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He'll beat to submission using the word "change"
Never piss off The Burger kIng
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He'll shoot you with a french fry gun and call it self-defense.
Never piss off Sonic the hedgehog...
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He'll curl up in a ball and shred ya at turbo speed!
Never piss off Liu Kang!
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He'll shove a fireball up yer butt!
Never piss off Subzero...
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He will kill you in a mortal kombat game!
Never piss off Bill Gates...
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He'll make your Windows Vista Transform and kill you in your sleep.
Never piss off Oprah.
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She'll rip you to shreads on her show
Never piss off Jerry Springer
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He'll talk about you on his show in the most infuriating way possible.
Never piss off Michael Jackson.
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He'll make ya wear a mask!
Never piss off a TV Evangelist.
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He will say you are damned to hell if you don't donate a crapload of money to buy him a private jet!
Never piss off Sylvester Stallone.
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He'll go Rambo on ya :lol!
Never piss off Eminem.
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He will rap better than any other white person! :lol
Never piss off Bill Donahue.
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He will tear off your head and devour your soul!
Never piss of a tyrannosaurus rex wearing two cowboy hats
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He'll eat you... then the hats! :lol
Never piss off Bowser!
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He'll chuck hammers at ya :lol!
Never piss off a Samurai Warrior!
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He'll cut you in half and then call you weak in Japanese. :DD
Never piss off Princess Peach
http://misteroo.deviantart.com/art/Super-P...-Peach-40193933 (http://misteroo.deviantart.com/art/Super-Princess-Peach-40193933) :lol :lol: (This was great!)
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She'll zap you into OBLIVION!!!! :P:
Never piss off Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender
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He'll roast you.
Never piss off Bowser.
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He'll sick his seven kids on ya :p!
Never piss off Shao Kahn!
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Don't you mean shere khan, he'll attack your man-cub!
never piss off Captain Hook?
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He'll attack you with a cutlass and his hook.
Never piss off a firefighter.
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you'll get hit with a water hose..
never piss off Sherlock Holmes
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He is an expert in Judo.
Never piss off Hans (Insane Cafe)
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he knows how to dance, and he'll make you his floor..
never piss off the pie throwing ghost (iC 3)
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Don't you mean shere khan, he'll attack your man-cub!
Actually, Shao Khan is the final boss in the Mortal Kombat series.
http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/...ender_final.jpg (http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/mkd/media/renders/shao_kahn_render_final.jpg)
never piss off the pie throwing ghost (iC 3)
Why? It's free pie! :D
Never piss off Mother Earth.
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She always wins
never piss off an anaconda
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because, he or she will strangle you to death.. (auch! :o )
Never piss of.. hwoarang from tekken! :lol
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you will get owned
never piss off prime from tf2
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He'll smash you.
Never piss off Dojo from Xiaolin Showdown
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He'll get the Xaolin monks to kick your butt.
Never piss off Tai Lung (Kung Fu Panda)
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He'll claw you to death.
Never piss off Tiger from An American Tail.
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He'll give ya the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy eye :lol!
Never piss off a Navy Seal!
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do you honestly want a horrible @$$ kicking, cause they'll give it to ya
never piss off a moma rex
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She'll invite ya over for dinner...as the main entree!
Never piss off Bozo the Clown!
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She'll eat you or at least feed you to her kids.
Never piss off Kaa
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he'll lead you right down his throat
never piss off the fallen
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They'll burn you to ashes. :wow
Never piss off a Mufasa.
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You'll get mauled and eaten.
Never piss off unicron.
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You will be attacked with an energy weapon.
Never piss off Alfred (Bison construction worker from Darwin's Soldiers II)
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He'll kill you in an interesting way (Sorry but I am unaware of the character)
Never piss off a person with ADHD
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He will disrupt your classroom!
Never piss off the king of Hyrule.
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He'll have Link kill you.
Never piss off Ernest.
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You will get golden blessings
Never piss off a book
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It will slam on your nose or finger when you try to read it. xD
Never piss me off.
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You will change your sig to read "I'm feeling: Pissed."
Never piss off the ghost of Billy Mays.
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He will appear in your bed tonight
Don't piss off idiots
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They will give you mindless jibberish and possibly burn you at the stake.
Never piss off George Bush.
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You'll pay for "misunderestimating" him!
Never piss off Barack Obama... or for those of you who play mortal Kombat... Baraka Obama!
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He'll lecture you to death. :p :lol (Naw I love Obama :^.^: )
Never piss off Jackie Chan.
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You'll get ninja'd into the next galaxy :lol!
Never piss off your computer!
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It'll give you a virus!
Never piss off a fraggle.
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It will...uh...do somethin' bad!
Never piss off a flying ninja monkey!
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Well duh! It's flying, it's a monkey, and most of all, IT IS A NINJA!
Never piss off a swimming monkey ninja!
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He'll drown you after you fall into a body of water because of his kung fu.
Never piss off the Burger King.
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He'll haunt you for the rest of the day until you get something from the resturant. Or at least until you burn him. :p
Never piss off Pterano.
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He's quite a skilled hand-to-hand combatant (see LBTFan13's Revenge series).
Never piss off... any dinosaur from the Twilight Valley universe.
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You'll get whacked...most likely in a painful fashion!
Never piss off Barney!
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You'll be forced to hear his theme until you go deaf.
Never piss off Ms. Swimmer (TWV)
Note: TWV = Twilight Valley
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She'll whack you!
Never piss off Johnny Cage.
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He'll perform a Fatality on you.
Never piss off Nick (Insane Cafe character, played by the admin of the same name)
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He'll pwn you with his admin and other worldly powers! o.O
Never piss off The Walt Disney Company. xD
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For they are pure EVIL!!!!
Don't piss off the Doctor. (See Wikipedia article on "Doctor Who" for those who don't know who the Doctor is)
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He will obliterate you so epically that your fate will become legendary, using only wits, quirkiness, and loads of technobabble. (Or, if you're a politician, he'll ruin your reputation and have you out of office within a year. :p)
Never piss off the Three Stooges. :P:
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They will slap you to death.
Never piss off the Daleks.
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They will EX-TER-MI-NATE you!
Never piss off Dr. Facilier (from The Princess and the Frog).
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He'll make a voodoo doll out of you and ELIMINATE YOU.
Never piss off Obama.
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He is the Commander In Chief of one of the world's largest military.
Never piss off Sierra.
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He'll PUNK YO A**!!! :anger
Never piss me off. :p
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You'll flip us the bird and give us the silent treatment for who knows how long ;).
Never piss this fan of Cera off :p!
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She'll give ya a lecture you wouldn't soon forget eva! And she's kick you out to the galaxy and back. :D
Never piss off Bruce Lee.
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Do I even need to say why? He is the Asian equivalent of Chuck Norris, except without the catchphrase part.
Never piss off yourself.
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According to Rat_lady, I'd give myself a lecture I'll never forget and kick myself out to the galaxy and back :crazy :lol.
Never piss off Mel Gibson!
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Again, do I really have to say why? He's freaking INSANE!!
Never piss off the Nostalgia Critic.
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He'll give your favorite flick the harshest review possible :p!
Never piss off Barney and his Teletubbie pals :blink:!
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They'll…show up at your house and put on a show. :blink: What could be worse punishment than that, eh? :bolt
Never piss off the Yellow Bellies. (For the record, I personally regard the collective lot of them to be far less annoying than any one of the aforementioned kiddie-show nightmares.)
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They will attack you with annoyance!
Never piss off ... Thor!
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They will sit and fart on you.
Never piss Yami from Yugioh off.
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MIND CRUSH!!
Never piss off LittleKuriboh.
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His voice gives Tristan super strength! :lol :DD
Never piss off the hyenas from the Lion King.
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Whoopi Goldberg will EAT YOU!!
Never piss off Jeremy Irons.
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He'll crush you with his smooth voice!
Never piss off the Grand duke of Owls http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock-a-Doodle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock-a-Doodle)
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He'll kill you with his breath.
Never piss off Sean Connery.
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He'll corner in a small, circular room, shoot you, and then blood will turn all you see dark red.
Never piss off Spongebob.
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He'll annoy the living hell out of you with his incessive laughing
Never piss off Gerald Butler.
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He'll shout "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" and kick you into a pit.
Never piss off a Grizzly/Black/Brown/Polar Bear hybrid
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IT'S A COMBINATION OF MULTIPLE BEARS!!!
Never piss off Peter Jackson.
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You'll be the main star of a poorly-reviewed flick.
Never piss off a Wookie!
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It will grab you and lift you up, pull your arms out of your sockets, and hurl you to your death from a high place, all the while yowling madly.
Never piss off Sasquatch (my cat or the cryptid, take your pick :p).
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Have you seen those beef jerky commercials? Enough said.
Never piss off Uwe Boll.
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He'll make a terrible movie of your favorite game.
Never piss off The Powerpuff Girls. (I think the villains have done this plenty of times.)
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You'll get the hell beaten out of you.....and then thrown into jail
Never piss of Albert Wesker
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Or else zombies will come after you.
Never piss off...Dracula(any version).
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Or else zombies will come after you.
You obviously have no clue on what Wesker can do then :p
@Dracula one: You will get bitten and either get killed, or turned into a vampire
Never piss off The Flash
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Never piss off The Flash
Cuz you can never escape him since he's soooo fast.
Never piss of Kazooie :lol
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She'll peck you to death and make obscure jokes about you.
Never piss off Mother Nature. (Seriously, just don't do it!)
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She will make you and your entire species extinct. (Careful, Homo sapiens, you're already trying her patience! :p)
Never piss off a mad scientist with a time machine. :P:
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Can you say, "PARADOX?"
Never piss off 1980's Don Bluth.
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You'll be the star of one of his less-than-successful 90s films, and your character gets whacked :p.
Never piss off Monica Lewinsky ;)!
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I seem to remember a little controversy with Bill Clinton. I don't think anyone would want to be in a situation like that.
Never piss off 90's Don Bluth.
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He'll force you to work with him to make some Disney knock offs.
Never piss off Stephanie Meyer.
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She'll use your character in her next overrated vampire saga :p.
Never piss off Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods' ex)!
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She'll beat you with a golf club.
Never piss off Draco (from Dragonheart).
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He’ll drag you through the woods (making sure to get your face imprinted on several trees), shoot fireballs at you, hit you in a very painful spot if he gets the opportunity, and finally pick you up in his mouth and hock a loogie in your face. :p
Never piss off a giant squid.
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The tables will turn and calamari will get to learn what human tastes like :p.
Never piss off a flying ninja monkey :lol.
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You'll never see it coming...
Never piss of Subject Delta (from Bioshock 2).
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^
Don't know what that is.
Never Pi** off Blue-Scale (Twilight Valley)
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He'll bite your head off.
Never piss off Fox News.
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They'll make up a bunch of propaganda so you can be hated forever...but hardly anyone listens to them anymore...so it MIGHT not be as terrible.
Never piss off the Nostalgia Chick.
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She'll attack you with a Big Lipped Alligator Moment!
Never piss Audrey II.
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IT'LL EAT CHU ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Never piss off Gibbs from NCIS.
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Never piss of Victor Reznov from Call of Duty: World at War and Black Ops.
(his first name is confirmed to be Victor in Black Ops)
This is what happens if you piss him off. (WARNING: It ain't pretty)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tw2ljRmHpA&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tw2ljRmHpA&feature=related)
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F-14 didn't respond to Amy's post and kinda answered his own submission, so I'll just answer Amy.
Never piss off Gibbs from NCIS.
I know nothing about NCIS…*checks Wikipedia*…I guess he'll slap you on the back of the head, and maybe shoot you. :P:
Never piss off Frankenstein’s monster.
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F-14 didn't respond to Amy's post and kinda answered his own submission, so I'll just answer Amy.
Never piss off Gibbs from NCIS.
I know nothing about NCIS…*checks Wikipedia*…I guess he'll slap you on the back of the head, and maybe shoot you. :P:
Never piss off Frankenstein’s monster.
My answer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP5Gcuwp2Sg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP5Gcuwp2Sg)
Never piss off Dark Helmet from Spaceballs.
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You will get attacked with a laser groin shot.
Never piss off Mr. Bigmouth (TWV version).
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He'll swallow you whole.
Never pi** off Saphira.
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She'll spit fire at you.
Never piss off Adder (Farthing Wood, trust me, if you've seen the series, you'll see why a few times)
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She'll bite you, and you'll die in less than five minutes.
Never pi** off Angus and Malcom Young.
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They'll hurt you.
Never piss off Scarface.
[size0](Animals of Farthing Wood) (Believe me don't, this is probably what would happen (http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/012/8/1/dreamer__s_death_by_scrattelover2-d347cp2.png) if you did )
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He'll go on a murdering rampage
Never piss of....Burt....from Accounting? :lol:
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he'll raise your tax bill
never piss off Dulcy (from Sonic Satam)
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She'll burn you to a crisp.
Never piss off a succubus.
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She'll kill you....with her magic (yes, MvC3 reference there)
Never piss of Chris Redfield.
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He'll back-hand you.
Never piss of Burt Gummer (from Tremors).
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He'll take you on with a TON of guns.
Never piss off Gaia/Mother Nature.
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Or she was unleash deadly weather upon thee.
Never piss off a hungry cannibalistic giant.
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You'll be torn to shreds.
Never piss off a werewolf.
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They'll mess you up really bad.
Never piss off Ziva David from NCIS.
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(edit) She'll arrest you.
Never piss off a military official.
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They will detain you until further notice
Never piss off Scruffy the janitor (from Futurama)
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He'll arrest you.
Ziva is a girl, not a guy. I think she'd do a lot worse than arrest you. She's an Israeli Mossad agent who knows 18 different ways to kill you with a paperclip. :o Her philosophy is, "If it annoys you, kill it."
As for Scruffy, don't piss him off or he'll let your boiler explode while he reads porn magazines!
Never piss off a Big Daddy from Bioshock.
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This will happen. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QeeFSDa0K4)
Never piss off a golden eagle.
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You'll have your eyes clawed out
Never piss off Scrooge McDuck (A fairly easy thing to do)
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He'll be a worse of a scrooge.
Never piss off zombies.
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They will eat you alive.
Never piss off a UCAV pilot.
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He'll gun you down with his plane.
Never piss off the new starter Pokemon of Black and White Version.
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They'll attack you and attempt to knock you out cold (not kill you, since Pokemon don't do that :p)
Never, ever, EVER, piss of Galactus.
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Can you say Ultimate Annihilation?
Never piss off an army of Pikmin.
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They'll take over your country.
Never piss off me. :lol:
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Or you will unleash Adder and Sinious upon us.
Never piss off Fluttershy from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic".
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You spelled Sinuous wrong.
***********
You'll be kicked.
Never piss off Hawkbit (Watership Down).
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He'll tell everyone that you're a bad person
.
Never piss off a Xenomorph (from the Alien films).
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He'll tear you to pieces (I'm guessing that's an alien, I've only seen Alien Ressurection and don't remember much of it).
Never piss off a zombie.
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he;ll turn you into one too
Never piss off Batman.
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He'll send you to jail with multiple broken bones.
Never piss off Princess Celestia.
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She'll turn you into stone.
Never piss off Jigsaw.
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He'll handcuff you to a corpse, then kill you.
Never piss off Dixie (from Fox and the Hound 2).
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She'll seal your mouth shut with peanut butter.
Never piss off me.
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or you;ll use that flag you're holding to knock people out
never piss off Bluto.
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Or he'll brake all of your bones
Never Piss Off Link
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Or he'll run you through with the Master Sword.
Never piss off Amaterasu(Okami).
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...Or she'll slice you in half with a brush line.
Never piss off Mom (From Futurama)
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She'll zap you into another dimension.
Never piss off Duke Nukem.
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He'll break a broom handle off in your ass
Never piss off Ash (The Evil Dead)
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Or he'll fill you with lead
Never Piss Off shadow
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He'll use Chaos Control on you.
Never piss off Fox McCloud.
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Fox McCloud is a talented hand-to-hand fighter. And has access to several combat starships.
Never piss off the Captain of the long range colony ship, Spire of Winter.
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Or he will either cut your head off or throw you off his ship.
Never Piss Off Mega Man
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Or he'll use Proto Strike on you.
Never piss off Albert Wesker.
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To he'll beat you up Matrix-style.
Never piss off Perseus.
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Considering that he slew Medusa without even looking at her... yeah, I wouldn't want to hiss him off.
Never piss off a gryphon.
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It'll tear your head off.
Never piss off a German Shepherd.
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He'll probably kill you.
Never piss off Tobuscus (Youtube).
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He remove your favorite video from his page.
Never piss off a Dalek-Cyberman mix (how'd they get THAT to work?)
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You will be exterminated.
Never piss off Keith Moon.
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He'll make your life miserable, very miserable.
Never piss off Vasquez(Aliens).
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She's good with a gun.
Never piss off a Weeping Angel.
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She'll turn make the heavens hell for you.
Never piss off the WOTW(War Of The Worlds) martians.
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They'll turn you to dust.
Never piss off Sasquatch.
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Sasquatch SMASH!!!!
Never piss off Holo (Spice and Wolf)
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I don't know anything about that character so I can't really say anything.
Never piss off a Marine.
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The entire marine corps will beat the ever living crap out of you
Never piss off General Woundwort
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He and his hares will rip you apart until you bleed to death.
Never piss off The Doctor(from Dr. Who).
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He is the oncoming storm....
Never piss off Lara Croft.
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She'll take out her pistols and blow you away.
Never piss off The Hulk
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He'll "Hulk Smash" you.
Never piss off The Mask.
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Or else he'll slap you in the face with a fish!
I piss off Reb Brown.
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He'll kill you with his bad acting.
Never piss off Malte279.
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^I see the image of the terrible Helmwald simply refuses to go away.
He will deconstruct your argument so thoroughly that not a stone on a stone will remain standing.
Never piss of a doctor.
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He's got all the sharp objects, not you!
Never piss off Brekclub (Just to continue what Belmont started :p)
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He'll rip you apart, piece by piece.
Never piss of Jrd89.
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He'll summon all the flyers of the Great Valley and Mysterious Beyond to go to the bathroom on you :x.
Never piss off Pangaea ;).
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He'll tear apart your argument completely... after editing, re-writing, agonizing, deleting, and sleeping on his post for 5 months. :p
Never piss off Trulyfantasticme.
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She'll hurt your PINGAS!! :p
Never piss of The Friendly Sharptooth.
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He'll call you his friend, and then eat you!
Never piss of Pterano.
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Because he's got more avid fanboys than he does minutes of screentime.
Never piss off Malte.
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MAlte beats up an entire town (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=10717&hl=)
Need I say more? :lol :lol :lol
Never piss off Serris.
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This is Serris' mood when he's pissed.
Slayer - War Ensemble (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OkYHiSFenM&ob=av2e)
In other words, stay away.
Never piss of vonboy.
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Vonbob will call on Chomper to HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!!!!
Never piss off Pterano (the member)!
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Do so, and he'll have you for dinner!
Never piss off the Yellow Bellies.
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They'll bounce on you. :p
Never piss off Goliath from Gargoyles.
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He'll stone you.
Never piss off the Nostalgia Critic.
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Especially with the "Bat Credit Card" joke.
Never piss off my computer.
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It'll send you a virus...even if you have a mac
Never piss off Sir Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart (which by the way is an awesome name!)
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He won't waste a second before taking you out.
Never piss off Lord Shen.
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He will give you a parting gift. Part of you here, part of you there, and part of you waaay over there staining the wall.
Never piss off an Eagle Owl
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:add
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Chomper98: You're supposed to describe what the subject of the last person's post will do, then submit only the name of your own subject so that the next poster can describe their reaction.
Never piss off an Eagle Owl
It will hit you with the force ofóso I've heardóa flying two-by-four with eight large nails sticking out of it.
Never piss off a chicken. :p
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Those things have spurs that will hurt like no tomorrow
Never piss of a penguin
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Or you'll end up with a phobia of them when said Penguins are done with you.
Never piss off a Black Widow spider.
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They will poison you and you'll likely die before you get to a hospital.
Never piss off a PTC mod.
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^ - What is a PTC Mod?
Assuming "PTC" is a forum....
Moderators have the power to hand out infractions and bans.
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Never piss off someone with a CCW.
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^ - What is a PTC Mod?
Assuming "PTC" is a forum....
Moderators have the power to hand out infractions and bans.
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Never piss off someone with a CCW.
That's a good way to end up in a morgue. Or in a hospital if you're fortunate.
Never piss of Spock.
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He'll give you a Vulcan mind-meld of a life time after telling you how illogical you were.
Never piss off a tired person
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They'll snore in your face then punch you when they wake up.
Never piss off Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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He'll shoot you down.
Never piss off school teachers, particularly the math teacher.
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They can ruin your chances of getting into a good college.
Never piss me off.
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Everything just goes downhill from there.
Never piss off the people at Publishers Clearing House.
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They'll come to your house with an eviction notice and 5 paternity suits, just for kicks.
Never piss me off. (Since Serris said the same thing. :p)
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What I previously said.
Never piss off any people with ADHD, particularly my cousin!
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Never piss off any of the women from a Carrie Underwood song.
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They'll destroy your pretty little souped-up 4WD.
Never piss off Topsy (the LBT character, not the circus elephant)
And just to clear something up:Moderators have the power to hand out infractions and bans.
Actually, as a forum mod, I can give out infractions and edit people's posts, but I can't ban anyone. :p
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He'll start babbling about tiny longnecks
Never piss off Werner from the Darwins Soliders rp