The Bad Translator Game.

[Allicloud]

Input: If we hold on together, I know our dreams will never die.

30 Translations later: If you know that we make sure that our dream is dead.

Huh.....

[Lain_EX]

This looks kinda fun! I'll try from one of Neopets site quote: "This vegetable soup is nice, but why is there a lump of dung in it?"

AFRIKAANS : Dit groentesop is mooi, maar hoekom is daar 'n knop van mis in dit?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup is nice, but why is there a lump of dung in it?
ALBANIAN : Kjo sup” perimesh ”sht” e bukur, por pse nuk ka nj” gung” t” bajg” n” t”?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup is nice, but why not a lump of dung in it?
ARABIC : هذا هو لطيف شوربة الخضار ، ولكن لماذا لا قطعة من روث في ذلك؟
Back to ENGLISH : This is a nice vegetable soup, but why not a piece of dung in it?
BELARUSIAN : Гэта добры агародніннай суп, але чаму б не кавалак гною ў ім?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a good vegetable soup, but why not a piece of dung in it?
BULGARIAN : Това е добър зеленчукова супа, но защо не е част от тор в него?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a good vegetable soup, but why is not part of manure in it?
CATALAN : Aquesta Ès una bona sopa de verdures, perÚ per quË no forma part de fem en ella?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a good vegetable soup, but why do not part in it?
CHINESE : 这是一个很好的蔬菜汤，但为什么不是在它的一部分？
Back to ENGLISH : This is a good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 这是一个很好的蔬菜汤，但为什么不是它的一部分？
Back to ENGLISH : This is a good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 這是一個很好的蔬菜湯，但為什麼不一個部分呢？
Back to ENGLISH : This is a good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
CROATIAN : Ovo je dobra juha od povrća, ali za…to ne dio toga?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
CZECH : To je dobr· zeleninov· polÈvka, ale proč ne č·st toho?
Back to ENGLISH : That's the good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
DANISH : Det er den gode gr¯ntsagssuppe, men hvorfor ikke en del af det?
Back to ENGLISH : That's the good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
DUTCH : Dat is het goede groentesoep, maar waarom niet een deel ervan?
Back to ENGLISH : That's the good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
ENGLISH : That's the good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
Back to ENGLISH : That's the good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
ESTONIAN : See on hea juurviljasupp, kuid miks mitte osa sellest?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a good vegetable soup, but why not share it?
FILIPINO : Ito ay isang mahusay na sopas gulay, ngunit bakit hindi ibahagi ito?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share it?
FINNISH : T‰m‰ on erinomainen kasviskeitto, mutta miksi ei jakaa sen?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share it?
FRENCH : Il s'agit d'une excellente soupe aux lÈgumes, mais pourquoi ne pas le partager?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share it?
GALICIAN : Esta È unha sopa de legumes excelente, pero por que non comparta-lo?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share it?
GERMAN : Dies ist eine ausgezeichnete Gem¸sesuppe, aber warum nicht teilen?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share?
GREEK : Πρόκειται για μια εξαιρετική σούπα λαχανικών, αλλά γιατί να μην μοιραστείτε;
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share?
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Sa a se yon soup legim ekselan, men poukisa pa pataje?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share?
HEBREW : זהו מרק ירקות מצוין, אבל למה לא לחלוק?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share?
HINDI : यह एक उत्कृष्ट सब्जी का सूप है, लेकिन शेयर क्यों नहीं?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share?
HUNGARIAN : Ez egy kitűnő zˆldsÈgleves, de miÈrt nem megosztani?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share?
ICELANDIC : ?etta er fr·bÊrt grÊnmeti s?pa, en af ​​hverju ekki a? deila?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a great vegetable soup, but why not share?
INDONESIAN : Ini adalah sup sayuran yang besar, tetapi mengapa tidak berbagi?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a great vegetable soup, but why not share?
IRISH : Is È seo anraith glasra“ go hiontach, ach cÈn f·th nach bhfuil roinnt?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup is great, but why not share?
ITALIAN : Questa zuppa di verdure Ë grande, ma perchÈ non condividere?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup is great, but why not share?
JAPANESE : この野菜スープは、素晴らしいですが、理由は共有しない？
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup is great, why not share?
KOREAN : 이 야채 수프, 주 큰 이유 아닌가요?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup, a big reason for weeks is not it?
LATVIAN : äī dārzeņu zupa, liels iemesls, lai nedēļas vai ne?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
LITHUANIAN : äis darûovių sriuba, didelė prieûastis, savaitės ar ne?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
MACEDONIAN : Оваа супа од зеленчук, голема причина за една недела или не?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
MALAY : Ini sup sayuran, alasan besar selama seminggu atau tidak?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
MALTESE : Dan soppa tal-ħaxix, raġuni kbir għal ġimgħa jew le?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
NORWEGIAN : Dette vegetabilske suppe, en stor grunn for en uke eller ikke?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
PERSIAN : این سوپ سبزی ، یک دلیل بزرگ برای یک هفته یا نه؟
Back to ENGLISH : The vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
POLISH : Zupa jarzynowa, wielki powÛd na tydzień czy nie?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
PORTUGUESE : Sopa de legumes, um grande motivo para uma semana ou n„o?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Sopa de legumes, um grande motivo para uma semana ou n„o?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
ROMANIAN : Supă de legume, un motiv de mare pentru o saptamana sau nu?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
RUSSIAN : Овощной суп, большая причина, в течение недели или нет?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
SERBIAN : Супа од поврћа, велики разлог за недељу или не?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
SLOVAK : Zeleninov· polievka, veľk? dÙvod za t?ûdeň, alebo nie?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, a big reason for the week, or not?
SLOVENIAN : Zelenjavna juha, velik razlog za teden dni, ali ne?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, a big reason for a week, or not?
SPANISH : Sopa de verduras, una de las razones por una semana, o no?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, one reason for a week, or not?
SWAHILI : Supu ya mboga, sababu moja kwa wiki, au la?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, because once a week, or not?
SWEDISH : Grˆnsakssoppa, eftersom en gÂng i veckan, eller inte?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, because once a week, or not?
TAGALOG : Gulay na sopas, dahil minsan sa isang linggo, o hindi?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, because once a week, or not?
THAI : ซุปผักเนื่องจากสัปดาห์ละครั้งหรือไม่?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, because once a week or not?
TURKISH : «¸nk¸ haftada bir kez veya sebze Áorbası,?
Back to ENGLISH : Because once a week or vegetable soup?
UKRAINIAN : Тому що один раз на тиждень або овочевий суп?
Back to ENGLISH : Because once a week or soup?
VIETNAMESE : Bởi vÏ một tuần một lần hoặc s?p?
Back to ENGLISH : Because once a week or soup?
WELSH : Gan fod unwaith yr wythnos neu gawl?
Back to ENGLISH : Because once a week or soup?
YIDDISH : ווייַל אַמאָל אַ וואָך אָדער זופּ?
Back to ENGLISH : Because once a week or soup?

[aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato)]

A couple I've done that produced funny results:

Text: "Hey, Lady, hey, lady, hey... want to go to space?"
Reply: "Sorry ... Many opportunities, I feel it or not."

Text: "Zombie goasts, leave this place!"
Reply: "We will soon!"

Text: "WE THE PEOPLE in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general wellfare, secure the blessings of liberty, to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain."
Reply: "We can not give people more peace, justice, peace and common prosperity and national defense to secure the blessings of liberty for themselves and future generations, no."

Text: "For sale, baby shoes, never worn."
Reply: ""Sell ​​shoes, baby, but to no avail." (there's also some funny ones later on about trying but failing to sell their child)

Also, apparently Google Translate has changed since this game started. "Shorty and Cera? That's quite the concept" now yields, "No? Specific"

[Lain_EX]

Here's another one from Neopets: This is fattening and greasy and everything your parents told you not to eat when you were little.

Afrikaans : Dit is vetmesting en vetterige en alles wat jou ouers vir jou ges’ het om nie te eet toe jy klein was.
Back to English : It's fattening and greasy, and everything your parents told you not to eat when you were little.
Albanian : Majm”ri t” tij dhe me yndyr”, dhe Ádo gj” prind”rit e tu th”n” t” mos hani, kur ju ishit pak.
Back to English : Its fattening and greasy, and everything your parents told you not to eat when you were little.
Arabic : وقال وتسمين دهني ، وأهلك كل شيء أن لا تأكل عندما كنت صغيرة.
Back to English : The fattening and greasy, and everything that your family does not eat when I was small.
Belarusian : Адкорме і мажа, і ўсё, што вашай сям'і не ядуць, калі я быў маленькім.
Back to English : Fattening and greasy, and everything your family does not eat when I was young.
Bulgarian : Угояване и мазни, и всичко, което семейството ви не яде, когато бях млад.
Back to English : Fattening and greasy, and everything your family does not eat when I was young.
Catalan : Engreix i greix, i tot el que la seva fam“lia no menja, quan era jove.
Back to English : Bait and fat, and everything your family does not eat when I was young.
Chinese : 诱饵和脂肪，和一切你的家人也不吃我年轻的时候。
Back to English : Bait and fat, and all your family do not eat when I was young.
Chinese Simplified : 诱饵和脂肪，和所有家庭不吃我年轻的时候。
Back to English : Bait and fat, and all the family do not eat when I was young.
Chinese Traditional : 誘餌和脂肪，所有的家庭不吃飯的時候我還年輕。
Back to English : Bait and fat, all of the family does not eat when I was young.
Croatian : Mamac i masti, sve obitelji ne jede kad sam bio mlad.
Back to English : Bait and fat, all families do not eat when I was young.
Czech : N·vnady a tuk, v…echny rodiny nemaj“ j“st, kdyû jsem byl mlad?.
Back to English : Baits and fat, all families do not eat when I was young.
Danish : Lokkemad og fedt, g¯r alle familier ikke spise, da jeg var ung.
Back to English : Baits and fat, making all families do not eat when I was young.
Dutch : Aas en vet, doe het maken van alle families niet eten toen ik jong was.
Back to English : Bait and grease, making all families do not eat when I was young.
English : Bait and grease, making all families do not eat when I was young.
Back to English : Bait and grease, making all families do not eat when I was young.
Estonian : Bait ja rasva, mis teeb k?ik pered ei sˆˆ, kui olin noor.
Back to English : Byte and fat, which makes all the families do not eat when I was young.
Filipino : Byte at taba, na ginagawang lahat ng mga pamilya hindi kumain kapag ako ay batang.
Back to English : Byte and fat, which makes all the family can not eat when I was young.
Finnish : Byte ja rasvaa, joka tekee kaikki perhett‰ ei voi syˆd‰ kun olin nuori.
Back to English : Byte and fat, which makes all the family can not eat when I was young.
French : Byte et de graisse, ce qui fait toute la famille ne peut pas manger quand j'Ètais jeune.
Back to English : Byte and fat, which makes the whole family can not eat when I was young.
Galician : Byte e graxa, o que fai toda a familia non pode comer cando era novo.
Back to English : Byte and fat, which makes the whole family can not eat when he was young.
German : Byte und Fett, das die ganze Familie kann nicht essen, wenn er noch jung war macht.
Back to English : Byte and fat that the whole family can not eat when he was young makes.
Greek : Byte και το λίπος που όλη η οικογένεια δεν μπορεί να φάει όταν ήταν νέος κάνει.
Back to English : Byte and fat that the whole family can not eat when he was young does.
Haitian Creole : Multiple ak tout grËs ki tout fanmi an pa ka manje lË li te jenn ap fË.
Back to English : Multiple and all the fat that the whole family can eat when he is young.
Hebrew : מרובים וכל השומן שכל המשפחה יכולה לאכול כשהם צעירים.
Back to English : Numerous and fat that the whole family can eat when they're young.
Hindi : कई और वसा है कि पूरे परिवार को खा सकते हैं जब वे युवा हैं.
Back to English : Many and the whole family can eat fat when they are young.
Hungarian : Sok Ès az egÈsz csal·d eszik zs“rt, ha fiatal.
Back to English : And the whole family eats a lot of fat when they are young.
Icelandic : Og alla fjˆlskylduna Ètur miki? af fitu ?egar ?eir eru ungir.
Back to English : The whole family eats a lot of fat when they are young.
Indonesian : Seluruh keluarga makan banyak lemak saat mereka masih muda.
Back to English : The whole family ate a lot of fat when they were young.
Irish : An teaghlach ar fad ith a l·n saille nuair a bh“ siad Ûg.
Back to English : The whole family ate a lot of fat when they were young.
Italian : L'intera famiglia mangiato un sacco di grasso quando erano giovani.
Back to English : The whole family ate a lot of fat when they were young.
Japanese : 彼らは若い頃、家族全員が脂肪をたくさん食べた。
Back to English : They were young, the whole family ate a lot of fat.
Korean : 그들은 어릴 때 가족 전체가 지방을 많이 먹었어요.
Back to English : When I was a kid the whole family, they ate a lot of fat.
Latvian : Kad es biju bērns visu ģimeni, viņi ēda daudz tauku.
Back to English : When I was a kid the whole family, they ate more fat.
Lithuanian : Kai buvau vaikas, visai …eimai, jie valgė daugiau riebalų.
Back to English : When I was a child, the whole family, they ate more fat.
Macedonian : Кога бев дете, целото семејство, јадеа повеќе масти.
Back to English : When I was a child, the whole family ate more fat.
Malay : Apabila saya adalah seorang kanak-kanak, seluruh ahli keluarga makan lebih banyak lemak.
Back to English : When I was a child, the whole family to eat more fat.
Maltese : I meta kien tifel, il-familja kollha li jieklu aktar xaħam.
Back to English : When I was a child, the whole family to eat more fat.
Norwegian : Da jeg var barn, for hele familien spise mer fett.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family eat more fat.
Persian : وقتی من کودک بودم ، برای تمام خانواده خوردن چربی بیشتری است.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family is eating more fat.
Polish : Kiedy byłem dzieckiem, dla całej rodziny jest jedzenie więcej tłuszczu.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family is eating more fat.
Portuguese : Quando eu era crianÁa, para toda a fam“lia est· comendo mais gordura.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family is eating more fat.
Portuguese: Portugal : Quando eu era crianÁa, para toda a fam“lia est· comendo mais gordura.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family is eating more fat.
Romanian : C‚nd am fost un copil, pentru Óntreaga familie mananca mai multa grasime.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family eat more fat.
Russian : Когда я был ребенком, для всей семьи едят больше жиров.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family to eat more fat.
Serbian : Када сам био дете, за целу породицу да једу више масти.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family to eat more fat.
Slovak : Keď som bol dieťa, pre cel? rodinu jesť viac tuku.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family to eat more fat.
Slovenian : Ko sem bil otrok, za vso druûino, da bi jedli več ma…čob.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family to eat more fat.
Spanish : Cuando yo era niÒo, para toda la familia a comer m·s grasa.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family to eat more fat.
Swahili : Nilipokuwa mtoto, kwa ajili ya familia nzima kula zaidi ya mafuta.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family to eat more fat.
Swedish : N‰r jag var barn, fˆr hela familjen att ‰ta mer fett.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family to eat more fat.
Tagalog : Kapag ako ay isang bata, para sa buong pamilya upang kumain ng mas taba.
Back to English : When I was a kid, for the whole family to eat more fat.
Thai : เมื่อฉันเป็นเด็กสำหรับทั้งครอบครัวในการรับประทานอาหารไขมันมากขึ้น
Back to English : When I was a kid for the whole family to eat more fat.
Turkish : Ben daha fazla yağ yemek iÁin b¸t¸n aile iÁin bir Áocukken.
Back to English : I was a boy for the whole family to eat more fat.
Ukranian : Я був хлопчиком для всієї родини їдять більше жирів.
Back to English : I was a boy for the whole family eat more fat.
Vietnamese : TÙi l‡ một cậu bÈ cho cả gia đÏnh ăn nhiều chất bÈo.
Back to English : I was a boy for the whole family to eat more fat.
Welsh : Oeddwn yn fachgen ar gyfer y teulu cyfan i fwyta mwy o fraster.
Back to English : I was a boy for the whole family to eat more fat.
Yiddish : איך איז געווען אַ יינגל פֿאַר דער גאנצער משפּחה צו עסן מער גראָב.
Back to English : I was a boy for the whole family to eat more fat.

[pokeplayer984]

Bad translator moved to a new site and got some new features.

You can now either use Google, Bing or both for the translation.  On top of that, you can make it do random.

Here's my first test with Google and Random.

Original text:

"Four Score and Seven Years Ago"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"1987"

Spanish : Ochenta y hace siete aÒos
Back to English : Eighty-seven years ago
Vietnamese : T·m mươi bảy năm trước đ‚y
Back to English : Eighty-seven years ago
Bulgarian : Осемдесет и седем години
Back to English : Eighty-seven years
Ukranian : Вісімдесят сім років
Back to English : Eighty-seven years
Hungarian : NyolcvanhÈt Ève
Back to English : Eighty-seven years
Japanese : 八七年
Back to English : 1987
Chinese : 1987年
Back to English : 1987
Norwegian : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Czech : 1987
Back to English : 1987
German : 1987
Back to English : 1987
English : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Persian : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Hindi : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Slovak : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Italian : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Dutch : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Thai : 1987
Back to English : 1987.
Malay : 1987.
Back to English : 1987.
Romanian : 1987.
Back to English : 1987.
Russian : 1987 год.
Back to English : 1987.
Macedonian : 1987 година.
Back to English : 1987.
Slovak : 1987.
Back to English : 1987th
Malay : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Afrikaans : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Swedish : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Maltese : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Filipino : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Danish : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Chinese Simplified : 1987年
Back to English : 1987
Filipino : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Galician : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Macedonian : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Korean : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Slovak : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Maltese : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Danish : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Korean : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Spanish : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Czech : 1987
Back to English : 1987
French : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Chinese Simplified : 1987年
Back to English : 1987
Finnish : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Korean : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Hindi : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Irish : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Korean : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Belarusian : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Filipino : 1987
Back to English : 1987
English : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Lithuanian : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Bulgarian : 1987
Back to English : 1987
German : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Haitian Creole : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Korean : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Chinese Simplified : 1987年
Back to English : 1987
Slovak : 1987
Back to English : 1987

Next, let's test out Bing.

"Four Score and Seven Years Ago"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"47. the .dll description"

Finnish : Nelj‰ Pisteet ja seitsem‰n vuotta sitten
Back to English : Four score and seven years ago
Japanese : 4 つのスコアと 7 年前
Back to English : Four score and seven years ago
Ukranian : Чотири Оцінка і сім років тому
Back to English : Four Score and seven years ago
Swedish : Fyra po‰ng och sju Âr sedan
Back to English : Four score and seven years ago
Spanish : PuntuaciÛn de cuatro y siete aÒos
Back to English : Rating of four and seven years
Danish : Rating af fire og syv Âr
Back to English : Rating of four and seven years
Czech : Hodnocen“ od čtyř do sedmi let
Back to English : Evaluation from four to seven years
Russian : Оценка от четырех до семи лет
Back to English : Score from four to seven years
Hungarian : Score from nÈgy hÈt Èvre
Back to English : Score from four to seven years
Hebrew : ציון על פי ארבע עד שבע
Back to English : Score from four to seven
French : Note de quatre ‡ sept
Back to English : Note four to seven
Arabic : ملاحظة أربع إلى سبع
Back to English : Note four to seven
Estonian : M‰rkus nelja kuni seitsme
Back to English : Note the four to seven
Slovenian : Opomba …tiri do sedem
Back to English : Note the four to seven
Slovenian : Opomba …tiri do sedem
Back to English : Note the four to seven
Lithuanian : Pastaba keturioms-septynioms
Back to English : Note the four to seven
Haitian Creole : Remarque kat pou sËt
Back to English : Remarque four for seven
Finnish : Seitsem‰n nelj‰n Remarque
Back to English : Four of the seven Remarque
Spanish : Cuatro de los siete Remarque
Back to English : Four of the seven Remarque
Haitian Creole : Kat de la sËt Remarque
Back to English : Four of the seven Remarque
Chinese Traditional : 四七說明
Back to English : 47 description
Slovenian : 47 opis
Back to English : 47 description
Italian : 47. dll descrizione
Back to English : 47 .dll description
Greek : 47 .dll περιγραφή
Back to English : 47 .dll description
Romanian : descrierea 47 .dll
Back to English : 47 .dll description
Thai : คำอธิบาย 47 .dll
Back to English : 47 .dll description
German : 47 Beschreibung
Back to English : 47 Description
Hebrew : תיאור 47
Back to English : 47 description
Chinese Simplified : 47 说明
Back to English : 47 description
Thai : คำอธิบายที่ 47
Back to English : 47 description
Hungarian : 47 le“r·sa
Back to English : 47 description
Chinese Traditional : 47 說明
Back to English : 47 description
Italian : 47. dll descrizione
Back to English : 47 .dll description
Chinese Simplified : 47.dll 说明
Back to English : 47.dll description
Norwegian : 47. dll-beskrivelse
Back to English : 47. the .dll description

And now, we mix.

"Four Score and Seven Years Ago"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"4: 07"

Swahili (Google) : Score nne na miaka saba iliyopita
Back to English (Google) : Score four and seven years ago
Croatian (Google) : Ocjena četiri i sedam godina
Back to English (Google) : Review of four and seven years
Arabic (Google) : استعراض أربع وسبع سنوات
Back to English (Google) : Review of four and seven years
Chinese Simplified (Google) : 4和7年回顾
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 Years
Swahili (Google) : Miaka 4 na 7
Back to English (Google) : Years 4 and 7
Estonian (Google) : Aastat 4 ja 7
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years
Italian (Google) : 4 e 7 anni
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years
Chinese Simplified (Google) : 4年和7年
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years
Irish (Google) : 4 agus 7 mbliana
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years
Finnish (Google) : 4 ja 7 vuotta
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years
Thai (Bing) : 4 และ 7 ปี
Back to English (Bing) : 4 and 7 years.
Welsh (Google) : 4 a 7 oed.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years old.
Albanian (Google) : 4 dhe 7 vjeÁ.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Albanian (Google) : 4 dhe 7 vjet.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Dutch (Google) : 4 en 7 jaar.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Icelandic (Google) : 4 og 7 ·ra.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Ukranian (Bing) : 4 і 7 років.
Back to English (Bing) : 4 and 7 years.
Danish (Google) : 4 og 7 Âr.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Welsh (Google) : 4 a 7 oed.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years old.
Lithuanian (Bing) : 4 ir 7 metų.
Back to English (Bing) : 4 and 7 years.
Malay (Google) : 4 dan 7 tahun.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Lithuanian (Bing) : 4 ir 7 metus.
Back to English (Bing) : 4 and 7 years.
Finnish (Google) : 4 ja 7 vuotta.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Belarusian (Google) : 4 і 7 гадоў.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Catalan (Google) : 4 i 7 anys.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Chinese Simplified (Google) : 4和7年。
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Yiddish (Google) : 4 און 7 יאָרן.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Croatian (Google) : 4 i 7 godina.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Portuguese (Google) : 4:07 anos.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Icelandic (Google) : 4:07 ·rum.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Ukranian (Google) : 4:07 років.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Slovak (Google) : 4:07 rokoch.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Yiddish (Google) : 4:07 יאָרן.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Croatian (Google) : 4:07 godine.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Maltese (Google) : 04:07 snin.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Croatian (Google) : 4:07 godine.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Chinese (Google) : 4:07年。
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Swedish (Bing) : 4: 07 Âr.
Back to English (Bing) : 4: 07.
Dutch (Google) : 4: 07.
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07.
Hindi (Google) : 4: 07.
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07.
Icelandic (Google) : 4: 07.
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07th
Maltese (Google) : 4: 07
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07
Chinese (Google) : 4：07
Back to English (Google) : 4:07
Persian (Google) : 4:07
Back to English (Google) : 4:07
Irish (Google) : 4:07
Back to English (Google) : 4:07
Catalan (Bing) : 4: 07
Back to English (Bing) : 4: 07
Malay (Google) : 4: 07
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07
Afrikaans (Google) : 4: 07
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07
Swahili (Google) : 4: 07
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07
German (Bing) : 4: 07
Back to English (Bing) : 4: 07
Albanian (Google) : 4: 07
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07
Arabic (Google) : 4 : 07
Back to English (Google) : 4:07
Serbian (Google) : 4:07
Back to English (Google) : 4:07
Korean (Google) : 4시 7분
Back to English (Google) : 4:07
Finnish (Bing) : 4: 07
Back to English (Bing) : 4: 07
Portuguese: Portugal (Google) : 4: 07
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07

Wow!  Nice add in, I must admit.

[Ducky123]

"Don't step on a crack, or you'll fall and break your back"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Do not move your dog."

Lol???

[Bruton the Iguanodon]

Oh, this is fun!

"Me feel thirsty just looking at it"

8 translations later, "Just by looking at her thirst"

"If it is so hard to decide I will do it for you---go, go, go!"
 
8 translations later, "If it is difficult to determine, and it will be for you to do, go!"

Real fun.  

[The Anonymous Person]

I am too weird to exist!

8 translations later: Very strange!

[Path Light]

Mine is Extreme Dinosaurs and I found this:
From English: Extreme Dinosaurs
To Bulgarian: Екстремни динозаври
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Catalan: Dinosaures extrems
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Chinese Simplified: 极端的恐龙
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Chinese Traditional: 極端的恐龍
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Czech: ExtrÈmn“ dinosauři
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Danish: Ekstreme dinosaurer
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Dutch: Extreme dinosaurussen
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Estonian: ƒ‰rmise dinosaurused
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Finnish: Extreme dinosaurukset
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To French: Extr’mes dinosaures
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To German: Extreme dinosaurs
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Greek: Ακραία δεινόσαυροι
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Haitian Creole: EkstrËm dinosaures
Back to English: Extreme dinosaures
To Hebrew: Dinosaures קיצוני
Back to English: Extreme Dinosaures
To Hungarian: ExtrÈm Dinosaures
Back to English: Extreme Dinosaures
To Indonesian: Ekstrim Dinosaures
Back to English: Extreme Dinosaures
To Italian: Estrema Dinosaures
Back to English: Extreme Dinosaures
To Japanese: 極端な Dinosaures
Back to English: Extreme Dinosaures
To Korean: 익 스 트림 Dinosaures
Back to English: Extreme Dinosaures
To Latvian: Extreme Dinosaures
Back to English: Extreme Dinosaurs-
To Lithuanian: Extreme Dinozaurai-
Back to English: Extreme Dinosaurs-
To Norwegian: Ekstrem dinosaurer-
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs-
To Polish: Ekstremalne dinozaurÛw-
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs-
To Portuguese: Dinossauros extrema-
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs-
To Romanian: Dinozauri extreme-
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs-
To Russian: Экстремальные динозавров-
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs-
To Slovak: ExtrÈmne dinosaurov-
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs-
To Slovenian: Ekstremnih dinozavri-
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs-
To Spanish: Dinosaurios-extrema
Back to English: Dinosaurios-extrema
To Swedish: Dinosaurios-extrema
Back to English: Dinosaurios-extreme
To Thai: Dinosaurios มาก
Back to English: Dinosaurios.
To Turkish: Dinosaurios.
Back to English: Dinosaurios.
To Ukranian: Dinosaurios.
Back to English: Dinosaurios.
To Vietnamese: Dinosaurios.
Back to English: Dinosaurios.

[Mumbling]

From English: Friends for dinner!
To Bulgarian: Приятели за вечеря!
Back to English: Friends for dinner!
To Catalan: Amics per a sopar!
Back to English: Friends for dinner!
To Chinese Simplified: 吃晚饭的朋友 ！
Back to English: Dinner friends!
To Chinese Traditional: 晚餐的朋友 ！
Back to English: Dinner friends!
To Czech: Večeře, př·telÈ!
Back to English: Dinner, folks!
To Danish: Middag, folkens!
Back to English: Dinner, folks!
To Dutch: Diner, folks!
Back to English: Dinner, folks!



Also, that Dutch translation...

[Ducky123]

"Bad Translator"

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Files of Unsuported "

lol

From English: Bad Translator
To Italian: Cattivo traduttore
Back to English: Bad translator
To Ukranian: Поганий перекладач
Back to English:
To Turkish: Unsuported file type
Back to English: Unsuported file type
To French: Dossier Unsuported
Back to English: Unsuported file
To Polish: Unsuported registrator
Back to English: Unsuported file
To Spanish: Archivo de Unsuported
Back to English: File of Unsuported
To Portuguese: Arquivo de Unsuported
Back to English: File of Unsuported
To German: Akte von Unsuported
Back to English: Files of Unsuported

okay...  

[Ducky123]

Original text:

"Yep, yep, yep!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Well, either."
 

-_______________________________________-

From English: Bad Translator works perfectly bad
To Slovenian: Slab prevajalec dela popolnoma slab
Back to English: Bad translator part of the good and bad
To Arabic: مترجم سيئة جزءا من الجيدة والسيئة
Back to English: Bad translator part of the good and bad
To Catalan: Traductor mala forma part dels bons i dolent
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and bad
To Spanish: Traducir mal es parte de lo bueno y lo malo
Back to English: Translate evil is part of the good and the bad
To Portuguese: DefiniÁ„o da palavra mal faz parte do bom e o mau
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and the bad
To Bulgarian: Превод на лош е част от доброто и лошото
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and the bad
To Czech: Přeloûit …patnÈ je souč·st“ dobrÈ a …patnÈ
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and the bad
To Romanian: Traduce rău este o parte de bune şi rele
Back to English: Translate bad is a part of good and bad
To Chinese Simplified: 翻译坏是好的和坏的一部分
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and bad
To Chinese Traditional: 翻譯壞是好的和壞的一部分
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and bad
To Danish: OversÊtte bad er en del af de gode og dÂrlige
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and bad
To Russian: Перевод плохой является частью хорошие и плохие
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and the bad
To Dutch: Translate slecht maakt deel uit van de goede en de slechte
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and the bad
To Estonian: T?lkida halb on hea ja halb
Back to English: Translate bad is good and the bad
To French: Traduire le mauvais est bon et le mauvais
Back to English: Translate the bad is good and the bad
To Finnish: K‰‰nt‰‰ huono on hyvi‰ ja huonoja
Back to English: Translate bad is good and the bad
To German: Schlecht zu ¸bersetzen ist, guten und die schlechten
Back to English: Is difficult to translate, good and the bad
To Swedish: ƒr svÂrt att ˆvers‰tta, bra och dÂliga
Back to English: Is difficult to translate, the good and the bad
To Turkish: İyi ve kˆt¸ Áevirmek Áok zor
Back to English: Good and evil are very difficult to translate
To Indonesian: Baik dan jahat adalah sangat sulit untuk menerjemahkan
Back to English: Good and evil are very difficult to translate
To Italian: Bene e il male sono molto difficili da tradurre
Back to English: Good and evil are very difficult to translate
To Thai: ชั่วดีได้ยากมากที่จะแปล
Back to English: Good translation is very difficult.
To Hungarian: JÛ ford“t·s nagyon nehÈz.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Haitian Creole: Yon bon tradiksyon trË difisil.
Back to English: A good translation very difficult.
To Vietnamese: Một bản dịch tốt rất khÛ khăn.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Greek: Μια καλή μετάφραση είναι πολύ δύσκολο.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Hebrew: תרגום טוב הוא קשה מאוד.
Back to English: Good translation is very difficult.
To Latvian: Labs tulkojums ir ļoti grūti.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Korean: 좋은 번역은 매우 어렵습니다.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Japanese: 良い翻訳は非常に困難です。
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Ukranian: Гарний переклад дуже важко.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Lithuanian: Geras vertimas yra labai sudėtingas.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Norwegian: En god oversettelse er svÊrt vanskelig.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Polish: Dobre tłumaczenie jest bardzo trudne.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.

  That's actually true, Mr. Bad Translator!

[Sleeping-force's-inside]

Text: Why are we even doing this?

Result: Therefore, if the

:unsure:

From English: Why are we even doing this?
To Chinese Simplified: 为什么我们即使这么做？
Back to English: Why are we even doing this?
To Greek: Γιατί ακόμη και κάνουμε αυτό;
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Lithuanian: Kodėl net tai padaryti?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Catalan: Per quË fins i tot fer-ho?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Romanian: De ce chiar şi face acest lucru?
Back to English: Why even do this?
To Ukranian: Чому навіть це зробити?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Haitian Creole: Poukisa menm fË l?
Back to English: Why even done it?
To Chinese Traditional: 為什麼即使做它呢？
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Vietnamese: Tại sao thậm ch“ l‡m điều đÛ?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To French: Pourquoi m’me le faire ?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Arabic: لماذا حتى تفعل ذلك؟
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Hebrew: למה אפילו לעשות את זה?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Finnish: Miksi edes tehd‰ sen?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Russian: Почему даже сделать это?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Korean: 왜 그것을 할 조차?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To German: Warum auch, es zu tun?
Back to English: Why also, to do it?
To Portuguese: Por isso, tambÈm, faz’-lo?
Back to English: So, too, do you?
To Swedish: SÂ, gˆr du?
Back to English: So, do you?
To Thai: ดังนั้น คุณ
Back to English: Therefore, you
To Slovenian: Zato vam
Back to English: Therefore, you
To Estonian: Seega, sa
Back to English: Therefore, you
To Spanish: Por lo tanto, usted
Back to English: Therefore, you
To Turkish: Bu nedenle, eğer
Back to English: Therefore, if the
To Danish: Derfor, hvis de
Back to English: Therefore, if the
To Polish: W związku z tym jeśli
Back to English: Therefore, if the
To Dutch: Daarom, als de
Back to English: Therefore, if the

[Nahla]

"Grandma and Grandpa  Longneck shared tree-sweets with their grandson Littlefoot"

From English: Grandma and Grandpa Longneck shared tree-sweets with their grandson Littlefoot
To Turkish: B¸y¸kanne ve b¸y¸kbaba Longneck ağaÁ-tatlılar Littlefoot onların torunu ile paylaştı.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa Longneck, shared their grandson with tree-desserts Littlefoot.
To Swedish: Mormor och morfar Longneck, delade deras sonson med tr‰d-desserter Liliput.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa Longneck, shared their grandson with tree-desserts Littlefoot.
To Romanian: Bunica şi bunicul Longneck, partajate nepotul lor cu arborele-deserturi Liliput.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa Longneck, shared their grandson with tree-the miniature desserts.
To Russian: Бабушка и дедушка Длинношеих, разделяет их внука с дерева миниатюрные десерты.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa long-necked, shares their grandson with tree miniature desserts.
To Bulgarian: Баба и Дядо дълго гърло, споделя им внук с дърво миниатюрни десерти.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa long-necked, their grandson with tree share miniature desserts.
To Arabic: الجدة والجد طويلة العنق، حصة على حفيد مع شجرة الحلويات مصغرة.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa long neck, share the grandson with tree mini desserts.
To Chinese Traditional: 奶奶和爺爺長長的脖子，與樹迷你甜品分享的孫子。
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa a long neck, and grandson tree mini desserts to share.
To Chinese Simplified: 奶奶和爷爷长长的脖子和孙子树迷你甜品分享。
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and dessert to share.
To Czech: Babička a děda vnuk strom mini dlouh? krk a dezert se podělit.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and a dessert to share.
To Thai: คุณยายและหลานปู่ทรีคอยาวมินิและขนมที่ใช้ร่วมกัน
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and shared sweets.
To Dutch: Oma en opa kleinzoon boom mini lange nek en gedeeld snoep.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and shared sweets.
To Estonian: Vanaema ja vanaisa lapselaps puu mini pika kaela ja jagavad maiustusi.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and will share the sweets.
To Danish: Bedstemor og bedstefar barnebarn trÊ mini lang hals og vil dele slik.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson wood mini long neck and want to share sweets.
To French: Grand-mËre et grand-pËre petit-fils mini long manche en bois et voulez partager les bonbons.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson mini long wood handle and want to share the candy.
To Ukranian: Бабуся і дідусь онук міні довгий дерево обробки і хочете поділитися цукерки.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson mini long wood finishes and want to share the candy.
To Vietnamese: B‡ ngoại v‡ Ùng nội ch·u trai nhỏ d‡i gỗ kết th?c v‡ muốn chia sẻ c·c b·nh kẹo.
Back to English: Her grandmother and grandfather long little nephew the wood finish and would like to share the candy.
To Portuguese: Sua avÛ e avÙ de comprimento pequeno sobrinho o revestimento de madeira e gostam de compartilhar os doces.
Back to English: Your grandmother and grandfather long little nephew the wood flooring and enjoy sharing the candy.
To Finnish: Iso‰iti ja isois‰ kauan pikku veljenpoika massiivipuinen lattia ja nauttia jakaa karkkia.
Back to English: Grandmother and grandfather a long time my little nephew of solid wood flooring, and enjoy sharing candy.
To Spanish: Abuela y el abuelo mucho tiempo a mi pequeÒo sobrino de suelos de madera maciza y disfrutan de compartir dulces.
Back to English: Grandmother and grandfather long to my little nephew of wooden floors solid and they enjoy sharing sweets.
To Slovak: Babička a dedko dlho na mÙj mal? synovec pevnÈ drevenÈ podlahy a te…iť zdieľanie sladkosti.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa's for a long time on my little nephew solid wooden floors and enjoy sharing sweets.
To Slovenian: Babica in dedek 's za dolgo časa na moj mali nečak trdne parket in uûivali delitev sladkarije.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa's for a long time on my little nephew solid parquet floors and enjoy sharing candy.
To German: Oma und Opa f¸r eine lange Zeit auf meine kleinen Neffen solide Parkettbˆden und teilen S¸?igkeiten.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa for a long time on my little nephew solid parquet floors and share sweets.
To Hebrew: סבתא וסבא במשך זמן רב על מוצק האחיין הקטן שלי ורצפות פרקט ולשתף ממתקים.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa for a long time about my little nephew solid and parquet floors and share sweets.
To Haitian Creole: Anman manman Et epË pou yon bon bout tan m' ti on jan neve Et parquet glasi ak pataje bagay dous.
Back to English: Maternal grandmother And thick for a long time me a solid nephew And parquet-floor and share sweets.
To Greek: Μητρική γιαγιά και χοντρό για πολύ μου ανιψιός στερεά και παρκέ δάπεδο και μερίδιο γλυκά.
Back to English: Maternal grandmother and my nephew for very coarse solids and parquet floors and share sweets.
To Indonesian: Nenek Maternal dan keponakan saya sangat kasar padatan dan lantai parket dan berbagi permen.
Back to English: Maternal grandmother and my nephew very coarse solids and parquet floors and sharing sweets.
To Hungarian: Anyai nagyanyja Ès Èn unokaˆccse nagyon durva szil·rd Ès parkett·s padlÛval Ès megoszt·si ÈdessÈgek.
Back to English: Her maternal grandmother, and my nephew is very coarse solids and parquet floors and sharing sweets.
To Italian: La nonna materna e mio nipote Ë molto grosso solidi e pavimenti in parquet e condivisione dolci.
Back to English: Her maternal grandmother and my nephew is very big and solid wooden floors and sharing sweets.
To Lithuanian: Savo motinos motina ir mano sūnėnas yra labai didelis ir tvirtas medinės grindys ir bendro naudojimo saldumynai.
Back to English: My mother's mother, and my nephew is very large and solid wooden floors and shared sweets.
To Polish: Matka moja matka i mÛj siostrzeniec jest bardzo duże i solidne drewniane podłogi i wspÛlne słodycze.
Back to English: The mother of my mother and my nephew is very large and solid wooden floors and shared sweets.
To Japanese: 私の母と私の甥の母親は非常に大きく、固体木製の床、共有のお菓子です。
Back to English: The nephew of my mother and my mother is very large, solid wood floors, sharing candy.
To Norwegian: Nev¯ av min mor og min mor er stor, solid tregulv, dele godteri.
Back to English: The nephew of my mother and my mother is great, solid wood floors, sharing candy.
To Korean: 내 어머니와 내 어머니의 조카는 중대 하 고, 단단한 나무 바닥, 사탕을 공유.
Back to English: My mother and my mother's niece is a great, solid wood floors, sharing a candy bar.
To Latvian: Mana māte un mātes māsasmeita ir liels, cietu koka grīdām, apmaiņa konfektes bārs.
Back to English: My mother and my niece is a big, solid wood floors, sharing a candy bar.From English: Grandma and Grandpa Longneck shared tree-sweets with their grandson Littlefoot
To Turkish: B¸y¸kanne ve b¸y¸kbaba Longneck ağaÁ-tatlılar Littlefoot onların torunu ile paylaştı.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa Longneck, shared their grandson with tree-desserts Littlefoot.
To Swedish: Mormor och morfar Longneck, delade deras sonson med tr‰d-desserter Liliput.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa Longneck, shared their grandson with tree-desserts Littlefoot.
To Romanian: Bunica şi bunicul Longneck, partajate nepotul lor cu arborele-deserturi Liliput.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa Longneck, shared their grandson with tree-the miniature desserts.
To Russian: Бабушка и дедушка Длинношеих, разделяет их внука с дерева миниатюрные десерты.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa long-necked, shares their grandson with tree miniature desserts.
To Bulgarian: Баба и Дядо дълго гърло, споделя им внук с дърво миниатюрни десерти.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa long-necked, their grandson with tree share miniature desserts.
To Arabic: الجدة والجد طويلة العنق، حصة على حفيد مع شجرة الحلويات مصغرة.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa long neck, share the grandson with tree mini desserts.
To Chinese Traditional: 奶奶和爺爺長長的脖子，與樹迷你甜品分享的孫子。
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa a long neck, and grandson tree mini desserts to share.
To Chinese Simplified: 奶奶和爷爷长长的脖子和孙子树迷你甜品分享。
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and dessert to share.
To Czech: Babička a děda vnuk strom mini dlouh? krk a dezert se podělit.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and a dessert to share.
To Thai: คุณยายและหลานปู่ทรีคอยาวมินิและขนมที่ใช้ร่วมกัน
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and shared sweets.
To Dutch: Oma en opa kleinzoon boom mini lange nek en gedeeld snoep.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and shared sweets.
To Estonian: Vanaema ja vanaisa lapselaps puu mini pika kaela ja jagavad maiustusi.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and will share the sweets.
To Danish: Bedstemor og bedstefar barnebarn trÊ mini lang hals og vil dele slik.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson wood mini long neck and want to share sweets.
To French: Grand-mËre et grand-pËre petit-fils mini long manche en bois et voulez partager les bonbons.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson mini long wood handle and want to share the candy.
To Ukranian: Бабуся і дідусь онук міні довгий дерево обробки і хочете поділитися цукерки.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson mini long wood finishes and want to share the candy.
To Vietnamese: B‡ ngoại v‡ Ùng nội ch·u trai nhỏ d‡i gỗ kết th?c v‡ muốn chia sẻ c·c b·nh kẹo.
Back to English: Her grandmother and grandfather long little nephew the wood finish and would like to share the candy.
To Portuguese: Sua avÛ e avÙ de comprimento pequeno sobrinho o revestimento de madeira e gostam de compartilhar os doces.
Back to English: Your grandmother and grandfather long little nephew the wood flooring and enjoy sharing the candy.
To Finnish: Iso‰iti ja isois‰ kauan pikku veljenpoika massiivipuinen lattia ja nauttia jakaa karkkia.
Back to English: Grandmother and grandfather a long time my little nephew of solid wood flooring, and enjoy sharing candy.
To Spanish: Abuela y el abuelo mucho tiempo a mi pequeÒo sobrino de suelos de madera maciza y disfrutan de compartir dulces.
Back to English: Grandmother and grandfather long to my little nephew of wooden floors solid and they enjoy sharing sweets.
To Slovak: Babička a dedko dlho na mÙj mal? synovec pevnÈ drevenÈ podlahy a te…iť zdieľanie sladkosti.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa's for a long time on my little nephew solid wooden floors and enjoy sharing sweets.
To Slovenian: Babica in dedek 's za dolgo časa na moj mali nečak trdne parket in uûivali delitev sladkarije.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa's for a long time on my little nephew solid parquet floors and enjoy sharing candy.
To German: Oma und Opa f¸r eine lange Zeit auf meine kleinen Neffen solide Parkettbˆden und teilen S¸?igkeiten.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa for a long time on my little nephew solid parquet floors and share sweets.
To Hebrew: סבתא וסבא במשך זמן רב על מוצק האחיין הקטן שלי ורצפות פרקט ולשתף ממתקים.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa for a long time about my little nephew solid and parquet floors and share sweets.
To Haitian Creole: Anman manman Et epË pou yon bon bout tan m' ti on jan neve Et parquet glasi ak pataje bagay dous.
Back to English: Maternal grandmother And thick for a long time me a solid nephew And parquet-floor and share sweets.
To Greek: Μητρική γιαγιά και χοντρό για πολύ μου ανιψιός στερεά και παρκέ δάπεδο και μερίδιο γλυκά.
Back to English: Maternal grandmother and my nephew for very coarse solids and parquet floors and share sweets.
To Indonesian: Nenek Maternal dan keponakan saya sangat kasar padatan dan lantai parket dan berbagi permen.
Back to English: Maternal grandmother and my nephew very coarse solids and parquet floors and sharing sweets.
To Hungarian: Anyai nagyanyja Ès Èn unokaˆccse nagyon durva szil·rd Ès parkett·s padlÛval Ès megoszt·si ÈdessÈgek.
Back to English: Her maternal grandmother, and my nephew is very coarse solids and parquet floors and sharing sweets.
To Italian: La nonna materna e mio nipote Ë molto grosso solidi e pavimenti in parquet e condivisione dolci.
Back to English: Her maternal grandmother and my nephew is very big and solid wooden floors and sharing sweets.
To Lithuanian: Savo motinos motina ir mano sūnėnas yra labai didelis ir tvirtas medinės grindys ir bendro naudojimo saldumynai.
Back to English: My mother's mother, and my nephew is very large and solid wooden floors and shared sweets.
To Polish: Matka moja matka i mÛj siostrzeniec jest bardzo duże i solidne drewniane podłogi i wspÛlne słodycze.
Back to English: The mother of my mother and my nephew is very large and solid wooden floors and shared sweets.
To Japanese: 私の母と私の甥の母親は非常に大きく、固体木製の床、共有のお菓子です。
Back to English: The nephew of my mother and my mother is very large, solid wood floors, sharing candy.
To Norwegian: Nev¯ av min mor og min mor er stor, solid tregulv, dele godteri.
Back to English: The nephew of my mother and my mother is great, solid wood floors, sharing candy.
To Korean: 내 어머니와 내 어머니의 조카는 중대 하 고, 단단한 나무 바닥, 사탕을 공유.
Back to English: My mother and my mother's niece is a great, solid wood floors, sharing a candy bar.
To Latvian: Mana māte un mātes māsasmeita ir liels, cietu koka grīdām, apmaiņa konfektes bārs.
Back to English: My mother and my niece is a big, solid wood floors, sharing a candy bar.

[Ptyra]

Wow this thread is old...I just thought I'd post here because I made some bad translations for Suddenly Seymour from Little Shop of Horrors...

Seymour

Lipstick, increase the screw head lava here

and let me your face, pure as tomorrow,

I know that it was bad,

but now all of them are good

Seymour and suddenly your needs without makeup,

you don’t need to pretend that all of a sudden

that Seymour here is to give you a sweet, understanding comrade Seymour


Audrey

Wasn’t someone asks you left of my father,

my mother is a bad start,

I want to find a man blindly and will bite his finger, stick with me, I’d say [This line is hilarious given how Audrey herself had been in an incredibly abusive relationship, and just learned that her boyfriend had disappeared (murdered by Seymour to feed him to the Audrey II plant)...but according to Bad Translator, it's just a bit different...)

Suddenly Seymour is estandin to me,

that gives me any command not have worshipped here suddenly Seymour ?

Seymour and friend of mine, and I understand it, sweet


Seymour

Tell me, what do you think the last person tell me the worst case of Best linen


Audrey

Please understand that it is very strange, terrible mistake is hard to say

Suddenly Seymour,

cleanse me suddenly Seymour,

showed me that you can learn how a girl

with my sweet, sweet, sweet and narrow principle of understanding, my man!


Seymour, Audrey, Company

Suddenly Seymour, It will cleanse your suddenly Seymour,

you can learn how others understand

you is cute and sweet and girl understand


Bad Translator is a little different now, so the final translation does not show all the languages used.

[pokeplayer984]

Let's try this.

Original text:

"Neobux is best paid to click!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Divorce online free"

Original text:

"Neobux is best paid to click!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In the best case online divorce Soline Mao."

Gee, where did this divorce stuff come from? :

[Ducky123]

I might as well join the fun while it lasts

Original text:

"I can't drink properly"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You are right."

Is this a question-answer translator?!  

_ _ _ *

Original text:

"I got my beak stuck in a hive of buzzy stingers."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Metal in the mouth."


  ...

[Sneak]

lol, funny. Reminds me about Cleverbot game in my forum...

let's try...



yeah, right

[Littlefoot505]

I just did this with some lines from Malinda Kathleen Resse's 'Google Translate Sings' series, so I'm having it do bad translations of bad translations!  

Original text:
"Thank you. You are now a TV."

…8 translations later, Bing and Yandex gives us:
Thank you. Are you a TELEVISION set.

Original text:
“Chairs ottoman in our tteoleoeul“

…8 translations later, Bing and Yandex gives us:
“Otomanskega chairs in our tteoleoeul“

Original text:
“Honey, I’m a nightmare dressed like a screensaver.“

…8 translations later, Bing and Yandex gives us:
“Honey, I’m a nightmare dressed like a screen protector.“


I'm surprised by how intact those stayed! I think I'll just stick to manually putting things through Google Translate.

[Sneak]

huh, let me try!

Original:
Submachine rules! Ducky is beautiful!

after 32/2 translations:
Old rules! Bella Dhaka!