Funny GoF member quotes

[action9000]

Here's an idea for a game that just occurred to me:
Browse around the forum, find funny quotes from members and post them here!  If you can take a few different quotes, put them together and make something funny, go for it.

I'll start off:

Petrie said:

If you think the sheep picture was out of line, you haven't seen anything yet.

[Clawandfang]

How about:

mcr mad said:

i could'nt m********e for like a week

I had to use asterixes due to this topic not being in the AM section.

[Tails_155]

both of the previous statements mean roughly the same thing in context actually XD

Wow! I suppose this length is sorta expected from a music man such as yourself Action!

[Clawandfang]

both of the previous statements mean roughly the same thing in context actually XD

Yeah... that was why I was able to come up with it so quickly...heh...

[The Chronicler]

action9000 said:

Nice try Nabil.
BANNED.

I noticed Clawandfang put that quote in his sig, and I know where it came from, so I decided to mention it here for laughs.

[Tails_155]

Pretzels are better for you than popcorn.

Necessary

[action9000]

nabil r said:

"come to canada and come do it for me!"

[Clawandfang]

Malte279 said:

Funnily enough the only clear memory I still hold is...a commercial sign on a wall.

[Petrie.]

Pretzels are better for you than popcorn.

Necessary

That's not half as funny out of context.  I've gotten awards for saying that in that thread from a few people here. :

[Serris]

Purple Presence:

Ok Lover

[Tails_155]

Pretzels are better for you than popcorn.

Necessary

That's not half as funny out of context.  I've gotten awards for saying that in that thread from a few people here. :

however... anyone who knows the thread automatically gets a second burst XD... but yes, in context it can be better... but it is still pretty funny

[action9000]

WeirdRaptor said:

on a scale between "Oy" and "Egad!!!!!!", that's a "ugh".

[landbeforetimelover]

Kor once said:

Hope I put this in the right place.

[action9000]

nabil r said (via MSN:)

can i be a admin on the gof

heh heh heh....right.

[kjeldo]

i don't have a funny quote but read this one:

'if you want to learn to fly, you'll need to learn to walk and to run, then you must buy an airplane'

kjeldo

[Clawandfang]

'if you want to learn to fly, you'll need to learn to walk and to run, then you must buy an airplane'

Is the running part really neeeded? Heh.

can i be a admin on the gof

Nice one action, how about this:

Nabil R also said (under the alias of "meta knight"):

i hope you will be nice to me

Not unless you're nice to us Nabil, not unless you're nice to us...

[action9000]

Is the running part really neeeded? Heh.

Depends on how long you want to spend walking to the airport.

[DarkHououmon]

AvestheForumFox said:

Kor's my daddy, Petrie's my annoying little snotty nosed cousin, Nick's my older brother, Tim (Action9000) is my best friend next door. GVGuardian is my other not so annoying snotty nosed little cousin.

Everyone else are my imaginary friends. Your all late for the tea party! I banish you from my imagination!

[Mumbling]

AvestheForumFox welcomed me in this way:

Welcome aboard, Mumbling
we are a friendly and welcoming community, so hopefully you'll enjoy your stay here =)

ou did bring chocolate didja? it costs five bars to get get in... just simply leave it with me, and I'll put it away properly xD

[Cancerian Tiger]

Kor once said:

Maybe he is in a padded cell in a straight jacket now. Doing the Wendle, as a friend of mine would say.

That was a hoot!