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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => It's Party Time! => Topic started by: pokeplayer984 on June 12, 2010, 08:35:08 AM

Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on June 12, 2010, 08:35:08 AM
This is a simple game.  Go to the following link and put in any phrase you like.  Then just activate the bad translator and watch how crazy it can get.

Here's the link.

http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator (http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator)

I'll start with...

"Shorty and Cera? That's quite the concept."

...54 translations later we get:

"What? "No chance."

Full Result...

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Shorty and Cera? That's quite the concept.
AFRIKAANS : Shorty en Cera? Dit is heeltemal die konsep.
Back to ENGLISH : Shorty and Cera? It is quite the concept.
ALBANIAN : Shkurtabiq dhe Cera? Ajo ”sht” mjaft e konceptit.
Back to ENGLISH : Shorty and Cera? It is quite the concept.
ARABIC : وسيرا قليل؟ ومن المفهوم تماما.
Back to ENGLISH : And walk a little? It is quite understandable.
BELARUSIAN : І хадзіць мала? Гэта цалкам зразумела.
Back to ENGLISH : And walk a little? This is quite understandable.
BULGARIAN : И разходка малко? Това е съвсем разбираемо.
Back to ENGLISH : And walk a little? This is quite understandable.
CATALAN : I caminar una mica? AixÚ Ès molt comprensible.
Back to ENGLISH : I walk a little? This is very understandable.
CHINESE : 我走一点?这是很可以理解的。
Back to ENGLISH : I walk a little? This is understandable.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我走一点?这是可以理解的。
Back to ENGLISH : I walk a little? This is understandable.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我走一點?這是可以理解的。
Back to ENGLISH : I walk a little? This is understandable.
CROATIAN : Hodam malo? To je razumljivo.
Back to ENGLISH : I walk a little? This is understandable.
CZECH : Jdu trochu? To je pochopitelnÈ.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm going a little bit? This is understandable.
DANISH : Jeg har tÊnkt mig en lille smule? Det er forstÂeligt.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm going a little bit? It is understandable.
DUTCH : Ik ga een beetje? Het is begrijpelijk.
Back to ENGLISH : I go a bit? It is understandable.
ENGLISH : I go a bit? It is understandable.
Back to ENGLISH : I go a bit? It is understandable.
ESTONIAN : Ma l‰hen natuke? See on m?istetav.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm going a little bit? This is understandable.
FILIPINO : Ako ng pagpunta sa isang maliit na bit? Ito ay maliwanag.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm going a little bit? This is understandable.
FINNISH : Aion v‰h‰n? T‰m‰ on ymm‰rrett‰v‰‰.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm going a little bit? This is understandable.
FRENCH : Je vais un peu? Cela est comprÈhensible.
Back to ENGLISH : I am a bit? This is understandable.
GALICIAN : Estou un pouco? Isto È comprensible.
Back to ENGLISH : I am a bit? That's understandable.
GERMAN : Ich bin ein bisschen? Das ist verst‰ndlich.
Back to ENGLISH : I am a bit? This is understandable.
GREEK : Είμαι λίγο; Αυτό είναι κατανοητό.
Back to ENGLISH : I am a bit? This is understandable.
HEBREW : אני קצת? זה מובן.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm a little? That's understandable.
HINDI : I'ma थोड़ा? यह समझ में आता है.
Back to ENGLISH : I'ma little? It makes sense.
HUNGARIAN : Kicsit? Van Èrtelme.
Back to ENGLISH : A little? It makes sense.
ICELANDIC : Sm·? ?a? er skynsamlegt.
Back to ENGLISH : A little? It makes sense.
INDONESIAN : Sedikit? Masuk akal.
Back to ENGLISH : A little? Makes sense.
IRISH : A beag? T· ciall.
Back to ENGLISH : A little? Is meaningless.
ITALIAN : Un po '? Non ha senso.
Back to ENGLISH : A bit '? It makes no sense.
JAPANESE : ビット'?それじゃ駄目だ。
Back to ENGLISH : Bits'? It makes no sense.
KOREAN : 비트 '? 그것은 아무 의미가 있습니다.
Back to ENGLISH : Bits'? It has no meaning.
LATVIAN : Bitiem "? Tam nav nozīmes.
Back to ENGLISH : Bits'? It does not matter.
LITHUANIAN : Bits "? Nesvarbu.
Back to ENGLISH : Bits? "It does not matter.
MACEDONIAN : Бити? "Тоа не е важно.
Back to ENGLISH : Beatty? "It does not matter.
MALAY : Beatty? "Itu tidak penting.
Back to ENGLISH : Beatty? "It does not matter.
MALTESE : Beatty? "Ma jimpurtax.
Back to ENGLISH : Beatty? "No matter.
NORWEGIAN : Beatty? "Uansett.
Back to ENGLISH : Beatty? "Anyway.
PERSIAN : بیتی؟ "به هر حال.
Back to ENGLISH : Bit? "Anyway.
POLISH : Nieco? "W każdym razie.
Back to ENGLISH : A little? "In any case.
PORTUGUESE : Um pouco? "Em todo o caso.
Back to ENGLISH : A little? "Anyway.
ROMANIAN : Un pic? "Oricum.
Back to ENGLISH : A little? "Anyway.
RUSSIAN : Мало? "В любом случае.
Back to ENGLISH : Enough? "In any case.
SERBIAN : Довољно? "У сваком случају.
Back to ENGLISH : Enough? "In any case.
SLOVAK : Dost? "V ûiadnom pr“pade.
Back to ENGLISH : Dost? "No way.
SLOVENIAN : Dost? "Ni …ans.
Back to ENGLISH : Dost? "No way.
SPANISH : Dost,? "De ninguna manera.
Back to ENGLISH : Dost? "No way.
SWAHILI : Je? "Hakuna njia.
Back to ENGLISH : What? "No way.
SWEDISH : Vad? "Inte en chans.
Back to ENGLISH : What? "Not a chance.
TAGALOG : Ano? "Hindi isang pagkakataon.
Back to ENGLISH : What? "Not a chance.
THAI : คืออะไร? "ไม่โอกาส
Back to ENGLISH : What? "No chance.
TURKISH : Ne? "Hayır şans.
Back to ENGLISH : What? "No chance.
UKRAINIAN : Що? "Немає шансів.
Back to ENGLISH : What? "No chance.
VIETNAMESE : GÏ? "KhÙng cÛ cơ hội.
Back to ENGLISH : What? "No chance.
WELSH : Beth? "Dim gobaith.
Back to ENGLISH : What? "No chance.
YIDDISH : וואס? "ניט קיין געלעגנהייַט.
Back to ENGLISH : What? "No chance.

Now try your translations.

See ya later! :)
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: action9000 on June 12, 2010, 10:00:24 AM
One thing the entire world has in common.... FOOOD! :D

Quote
AFRIKAANS : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
ALBANIAN : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
ARABIC : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
BELARUSIAN : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
BULGARIAN : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
CATALAN : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
CHINESE : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
CROATIAN : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
CZECH : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
DANISH : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
DUTCH : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
ENGLISH : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
ESTONIAN : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
FILIPINO : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
FINNISH : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
FRENCH : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
GALICIAN : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
GERMAN : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
GREEK : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
HEBREW : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
HINDI : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
HUNGARIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
ICELANDIC : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
INDONESIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
IRISH : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
ITALIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
JAPANESE : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
KOREAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
LATVIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
LITHUANIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
MACEDONIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
MALAY : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
MALTESE : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
NORWEGIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
PERSIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
POLISH : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
PORTUGUESE : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
ROMANIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
RUSSIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
SERBIAN : Номномном
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
SLOVAK : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
SLOVENIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
SPANISH : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
SWAHILI : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
SWEDISH : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
TAGALOG : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
THAI : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom.
TURKISH : Nomnomnom.
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom.
UKRAINIAN : Nomnomnom.
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom.
VIETNAMESE : Nomnomnom.
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom.
WELSH : Nomnomnom.
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom.
YIDDISH : נאָמנאָמנאָם.
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom.

 :lol  :lol

Though oddly, an upper case N and a . were added near the end.... :p
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: action9000 on June 12, 2010, 10:04:38 AM
And one more for fun:

I would like to sleep sometime, but I am not tired.


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AFRIKAANS : Ek wil graag ’rens die slaap, maar ek is nie moeg.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep somewhere, but I'm not tired.
ALBANIAN : Un” dua t” fle diku, por un” nuk jam i lodhur.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep somewhere, but I'm not tired.
ARABIC : أريد أن أنام في مكان ما ، ولكنني لست متعبا.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep somewhere, but I'm not tired.
BELARUSIAN : Я хачу спаць, недзе, але я не стаміўся.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep somewhere, but I'm not tired.
BULGARIAN : Искам да спя някъде, но аз не съм уморен.
Back to ENGLISH : I want somewhere to sleep But I'm not tired.
CATALAN : Vull un lloc per dormir, perÚ no estic cansat.
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm not tired.
CHINESE : 我想要一个睡觉的地方,但我不累。
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm not tired.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我想要一个睡觉的地方,但我不累。
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm not tired.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我想要一個睡覺的地方,但我不累。
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm not tired.
CROATIAN : éelim mjesto za spavanje, ali nisam umoran.
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm tired.
CZECH : Chci m“sto na span“, ale jsem unaven?.
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm tired.
DANISH : Jeg ¯nsker et sted at sove, men jeg er trÊt.
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I am tired.
DUTCH : Ik wil een plek om te slapen, maar ik ben moe.
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm tired.
ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm tired.
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm tired.
ESTONIAN : Ma tahan koht magada, kuid ma olen v‰sinud.
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm tired.
FILIPINO : Gusto ko ng isang lugar sa pagtulog, ngunit ako pagod.
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm tired.
FINNISH : Haluan paikka nukkua, mutta olen v‰synyt.
Back to ENGLISH : I wish to place to sleep, but I'm tired.
FRENCH : Je tiens ‡ dormir, mais je suis fatiguÈ.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
GALICIAN : Eu quero durmir, pero eu estou canso.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
GERMAN : Ich mˆchte schlafen, aber ich bin m¸de.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
GREEK : Θέλω να κοιμηθώ, αλλά είμαι κουρασμένη.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
HEBREW : אני רוצה לישון, אבל אני עייף.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
HINDI : मैं सोना चाहता हूँ, लेकिन मैं थक गया हूँ.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
HUNGARIAN : SzeretnÈk aludni, de f·radt vagyok.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
ICELANDIC : Mig langar a? sofa, en Èg er ?reyttur.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
INDONESIAN : Aku ingin tidur, tapi aku lelah.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
IRISH : Ba mhaith liom a chodladh, ach t· mÈ tuirseach.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
ITALIAN : Voglio dormire, ma io sono stanco.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
JAPANESE : 私はスリープ状態にするが、私は疲れている。
Back to ENGLISH : I have to sleep, I'm tired.
KOREAN : 나도 잠 좀 자자, 난 지쳤어.
Back to ENGLISH : I need to sleep, I'm tired.
LATVIAN : Man vajag gulēt, es esmu noguris.
Back to ENGLISH : I need to sleep, I'm tired.
LITHUANIAN : Man reikia miego, a… pavargau.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
MACEDONIAN : Ми треба сонот, уморна сум.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
MALAY : Aku butuh tidur, aku lelah.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
MALTESE : I ħtieġa irqad, jien għajjien.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
NORWEGIAN : Jeg trenger s¯vn, jeg er tr¯tt.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
PERSIAN : من نیاز به خواب ، خسته ام.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
POLISH : Potrzebuję snu, jestem zmęczony.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
PORTUGUESE : Preciso dormir, estou cansado.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
ROMANIAN : Am nevoie de somn, am obosit.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
RUSSIAN : Мне нужно спать, я устала.
Back to ENGLISH : I need to sleep, I'm tired.
SERBIAN : Морам да спавам, уморан сам.
Back to ENGLISH : I have to sleep, I'm tired.
SLOVAK : Mus“m spať, som unaven?.
Back to ENGLISH : I sleep, I'm tired.
SLOVENIAN : Spim, sem utrujena.
Back to ENGLISH : I sleep, I'm tired.
SPANISH : Duermo, estoy cansado.
Back to ENGLISH : I sleep, I'm tired.
SWAHILI : Mimi usingizi, mimi nimechoka.
Back to ENGLISH : I sleep, I am tired.
SWEDISH : Jag sover, jag ‰r trˆtt.
Back to ENGLISH : I sleep, I'm tired.
TAGALOG : pagtulog ko, ako pagod.
Back to ENGLISH : I sleep, I'm tired.
THAI : ฉันนอนฉันเหนื่อย
Back to ENGLISH : I'm tired I sleep.
TURKISH : Yorgunum uyuyamıyorum değilim.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm not tired, I can not sleep.
UKRAINIAN : Я не втомилася, я не можу спати.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm not tired, I can not sleep.
VIETNAMESE : TÙi khÙng mệt mỏi, tÙi khÙng thể ngủ.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm not tired, I could not sleep.
WELSH : Nid mod i wedi blino, yr wyf yn cysgu.
Back to ENGLISH : Not I'm tired, I sleep.
YIDDISH : ניט איך בין מיד, איך שלאָף.
Back to ENGLISH : No I am tired, I sleep.
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Petrie. on June 12, 2010, 11:00:43 AM
I just had it do a few for:

My cat fell down the stairs.

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AFRIKAANS : My kat van die trap geval.
Back to ENGLISH : My cat fell down the stairs.
ALBANIAN : My cat ra posht” n” shkall”t.
Back to ENGLISH : My cat fell down the stairs.
ARABIC : وانخفض بلدي القط أسفل الدرج.
Back to ENGLISH : My cat fell down the stairs.
BELARUSIAN : Мой кот зваліўся з лесвіцы.
Back to ENGLISH : My cat fell down the stairs.
BULGARIAN : Моята котка падна по стълбите.
Back to ENGLISH : My cat fell down the stairs.
CATALAN : El meu gat va caure per les escales.
Back to ENGLISH : My cat fell down the stairs.
CHINESE : 我的猫跌倒在楼梯上。
Back to ENGLISH : My cat fell in the stairs.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我的猫下降了楼梯。
Back to ENGLISH : My cat down the stairs.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我的貓下樓梯。
Back to ENGLISH : My cat down the stairs.
CROATIAN : Moja mačka niz stepenice.
Back to ENGLISH : My cat down the stairs.

I don't know how you fall in stairs, but hopefully nobody translating Chinese takes that literally.  :smile
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Dima02 on June 12, 2010, 12:55:52 PM
This one actually made me think a little bit.

What if the Great Valley's just over these rocks? (Yes, I know it's not correct, but the results were funnier.)

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FRIKAANS : Wat gebeur as die Groot Vallei is net oor die rotse?
Back to ENGLISH : What if the Great Valley is just over the rocks?
ALBANIAN : ?áfar?´ ndodh n?´se Lugin?´n e Madhe ?´sht?´ vet?´m mbi gur?´?
Back to ENGLISH : What if the Great Valley is just over rocks?
ARABIC : Ÿ…ÿßÿ?ÿß Ÿ–Ÿà ŸÉÿßŸÜ ŸàÿßÿØŸä ÿߟ–ŸÉÿ®Ÿäÿ± ŸáŸà Ÿ…ÿß Ÿäÿ?ŸäÿØ ŸÇŸ–ŸäŸ–ÿß ÿ?Ÿ–Ÿâ ÿߟ–ÿµÿÆŸàÿ±ÿü
Back to ENGLISH : What if the great valley is little more than rock?
BELARUSIAN : –®—Ç–æ —Ä–?–±—–—Ü—å, –?–?–ª—– –?—è–ª—––?–?—è –¥–?–ª—––?–? –?—Ä—ã—…—É –±–æ–ª—å—à, —á—ã–º –?–?–º–µ–?—å?
Back to ENGLISH : What to do if a big valley a little more than a stone?
BULGARIAN : –…–?–?–?–æ –¥–? –?–?–ø—Ä–?–?—è, –?–?–æ –µ–¥–?–? –?–æ–ª—è–º–? –¥–æ–ª–?–?–? –º–?–ª–?–æ –ø–æ–?–µ—á–µ –æ—Ç –µ–¥–?–? –?–?–º—ä–??
Back to ENGLISH : What to do if a big valley just over one stone?
CATALAN : Qu?® fer en cas d'un gran vall poc m?©s d'una pedra?
Back to ENGLISH : What to do if a big valley just over a stone?
CHINESE : ÊÄé‰?àÂÅ…Ôºå¶ÇÊûú‰?ĉ?™Â§ß±±Ë??Âà…Âà…Ë?…Ëøá1Áü?§¥Ôºü
Back to ENGLISH : How to do it, if a big valley just over one stone?
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : ¶lj?ïÂÅ…Âà?Ëøô‰?ÄÁÇ?Ôºå¶ÇÊûú‰?ĉ?™Â§ßÂ?°Ë??Âà…Âà…Ë?…Ëøá‰?ÄÁü?Ôºü
Back to ENGLISH : How to do this, if a Grand Canyon just over one stone?
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : ¶lj?ïÂÅ…Âà?ÈÄô‰?ÄȪûÔºå¶ÇÊûú‰?ÄÂÄã§ßÂ??Ë??ÂâõÂâõË?…ÈÅé‰?ÄÁü?Ôºü
Back to ENGLISH : How to do this, if a Grand Canyon just over one stone?
CROATIAN : Kako to učiniti, ako je Grand Canyon samo zbog jednog kamena?
Back to ENGLISH : How to do it, if the Grand Canyon just over one stone?
CZECH : Jak to udƒõlat, kdy?æ Grand Canyon nƒõco m?°lo p?ôes jeden k?°men?
Back to ENGLISH : How to do it when the Grand Canyon just over one stone?
DANISH : S?•dan g??r du det, n?•r Grand Canyon lidt over en sten?
Back to ENGLISH : How to do it when the Grand Canyon just over a stone?
DUTCH : Hoe het te doen als de Grand Canyon iets meer dan een steen?
Back to ENGLISH : How to do it like the Grand Canyon just over a stone?
ENGLISH : How to do it like the Grand Canyon just over a stone?
Back to ENGLISH : How to do it like the Grand Canyon just over a stone?
ESTONIAN : Kuidas seda teha, nagu Grand Canyon veidi ?ºle kivi?
Back to ENGLISH : How to do it, like the Grand Canyon for just over a stone?
FILIPINO : Paano na gawin ito, tulad ng Grand Canyon para lamang sa loob ng isang bato?
Back to ENGLISH : How to do it, like the Grand Canyon for just over a stone?
FINNISH : Miten se, kuten Grand Canyon hieman yli kiven?
Back to ENGLISH : How is it, like the Grand Canyon a little more than a stone?
FRENCH : Comment est-il, comme le Grand Canyon un peu plus d'une pierre?
Back to ENGLISH : How is it, like the Grand Canyon a little more than a stone?
GALICIAN : Como ?©, como o Gran Can??n, un pouco m?°is de unha pedra?
Back to ENGLISH : As it is, like the Grand Canyon, just over a stone?
GERMAN : Wie es ist, wie der Grand Canyon, nur ?ºber einen Stein?
Back to ENGLISH : As it is, like the Grand Canyon, just over a stone?
GREEK : ŒåœÄœâœÇ ŒµŒØŒ?Œ±Œ?, œåœÄœâœÇ œ–Œø Grand Canyon, ŒªŒØŒ?Œø œÄŒµœÅŒ?œÉœÉœåœ–ŒµœÅŒø Œ±œÄœå ŒºŒ?Œ± œÄŒ?œ–œÅŒ±;
Back to ENGLISH : Such as the Grand Canyon, just over a stone?
HEBREW : ?õ?û?ï ?”?’?®? ?“ ?ß? ?ô?ï?ü, ?®?ß ?¢?ú ?ê?ë?ü?
Back to ENGLISH : Like the Grand Canyon, just a stone?
HINDI : Grand Canyon ‡§ï‡•Ä ‡§§‡§?‡§?, ‡§?‡§ø‡§?‡•ç‡§´ ‡§è‡§ï ‡§™‡§§‡•ç‡§•‡§??
Back to ENGLISH : Like Grand Canyon, just a stone?
HUNGARIAN : Mint a Grand Canyon, csak egy k?ë?
Back to ENGLISH : Like the Grand Canyon, just a stone?
ICELANDIC : Eins og Grand Canyon, bara stein?
Back to ENGLISH : Like Grand Canyon, just a stone?

The Arabic actually made me think a bit. What if the Great Valley actually was little more than rock?
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Ptyra on June 12, 2010, 02:45:21 PM
^ I thought the "Grand Canyon" translation was pretty darn funny
I did "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are all standing in a row"

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AFRIKAANS : Ek het 'n pragtige bos van kokosnoten Daar staan hulle is almal in' n ry
Back to ENGLISH : I have a beautiful bunch of coconuts There they stood all in a row
ALBANIAN : Un” kam nj” tuf” t” bukur e coconuts Nuk ata q”ndronin t” gjith” n” nj” rresht
Back to ENGLISH : I have a beautiful bunch of coconuts There they stood all in a row
ARABIC : لدي مجموعة جميلة من جوز الهند وانها وقفت جميعا في صف
Back to ENGLISH : I have a beautiful collection of coconut and they all stood in a row
BELARUSIAN : У мяне выдатная калекцыя какосавыя, і ўсе яны стаялі ў шэраг
Back to ENGLISH : I have a great collection of coconuts, and they all stood in a row
BULGARIAN : Имам голяма колекция на кокосови орехи, и всички те стояха в един ред
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coconuts, and they all stood in a row
CATALAN : Tinc una gran col lecciÛ de coco i tots es van posar en fila
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coconut and all were put in row
CHINESE : 我有一个大的收集和椰子都是放在行
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection and coconut are all on the line
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我有一个大的收集和椰子是所有上线
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection and coconut are all on the line
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我有一個大的收集和椰子都上線
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection and coconut are all on the line
CROATIAN : Imam veliku kolekciju i kokosa se sve na liniji
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection and coconut are all on the line
CZECH : M·m velkou sb“rku a kokosov?m jsou na trati
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coconut and are on track
DANISH : Jeg har en stor samling af kokos og er p rette vej
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coconut and is on the right path
DUTCH : Ik heb een grote collectie van de kokosnoot en is op de goede weg
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coconut and is on track
ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coconut and is on track
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coconut and is on track
ESTONIAN : Mul on suur kollektsioon kookosp‰hkli ja on graafikus
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coconut and is on track
FILIPINO : Mayroon akong isang malaking koleksyon ng mga niyog at ito ay sa subaybayan
Back to ENGLISH : I have a huge collection of coconut and is on track
FINNISH : Minulla on valtava kokoelma kookos ja etenee
Back to ENGLISH : I have a huge collection of coconut, and proceeds
FRENCH : J'ai une Ènorme collection de noix de coco, et des produits
Back to ENGLISH : I have a huge collection of coconut, and products
GALICIAN : TeÒo unha enorme colecciÛn de coco e produtos
Back to ENGLISH : I have a huge collection of coconut products
GERMAN : Ich habe eine riesige Sammlung von Kokos-Produkte
Back to ENGLISH : I have a huge collection of coconut products
GREEK : Έχω μια τεράστια συλλογή των προϊόντων κοκοφοίνικα
Back to ENGLISH : I have a huge collection of coir products
HEBREW : יש לי אוסף עצום של מוצרים coir
Back to ENGLISH : I have a huge collection of coir products
HINDI : मैं कॉयर उत्पादों की एक विशाल संग्रह है
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coir products
HUNGARIAN : Nekem van egy nagy gyűjtemÈny a kÛkuszrost termÈkeket
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coir products
ICELANDIC : …g hef miki? safn af vˆrum coir
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coir products
Dear me  :blink: [/color]
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: MrDrake on June 12, 2010, 06:51:10 PM
Here's one from Lilo and Stitch I decided to do:

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AFRIKAANS : Ohana beteken familie, en familie kry beteken niemand agter gelaat is, of vergeet
Back to ENGLISH : Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten
ALBANIAN : Ohana do t” thot” t” familjes, familja do t” thot” askush nuk merr mbetur prapa ose harruar
Back to ENGLISH : Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten
ARABIC : أوحنا يعني الأسرة ، والأسرة وسائل يحصل وراء ترك أحد أو منسية
Back to ENGLISH : Ohana means family, family means get left behind one or forgotten
BELARUSIAN : Охана сродкі сям'і, сям'і азначае адстаць адзін або забылі
Back to ENGLISH : Ohana means family, family means the one left behind or forgotten
BULGARIAN : Ohana означава семейство, семейството е една забравена или забравени
Back to ENGLISH : Ohana means family, family is a lost or forgotten
CATALAN : Ohana significa fam“lia, la fam“lia Ès una perduda o oblidada
Back to ENGLISH : Ohana means family, family is a lost or forgotten
CHINESE : 奥纳是指家庭,家庭是一个丢失或遗忘
Back to ENGLISH : Ona is the family, which is a lost or forgotten
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 奥纳是家庭,这是一个丢失或遗忘
Back to ENGLISH : Ona is the family, this is a lost or forgotten
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 奧納是家庭,這是一個丟失或遺忘
Back to ENGLISH : Ona is the family, this is a lost or forgotten
CROATIAN : Ona je obitelj, to je izgubljene ili zaboravljene
Back to ENGLISH : She has a family, it is lost or forgotten

It seemed to had worked out rather well actually :D

Although, now that I did another one, I wonder how this one came to be:

"This is your Great Valley? You're crazy! I'm leaving"

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AFRIKAANS : Dit is jou Groot Vallei? Jy is mal! Ek verlaat
Back to ENGLISH : This is your Great Valley? You are crazy! I leave
ALBANIAN : Kjo ”sht” Lugina e Madhe tuaj? Ju jeni Ámendur! L”
Back to ENGLISH : This is your Great Valley? You're crazy! Quit
ARABIC : هذا هو ما تتمتعون به من وادي؟ أنت مجنون! استقال
Back to ENGLISH : This is what your from the valley? You're crazy! Quit
BELARUSIAN : Гэта тое, што вашыя з даліны? Ты з розуму сышоў! Выхад
Back to ENGLISH : This is what your out of the valley? You're crazy! Exit
BULGARIAN : Това е, което си вън от долината? Ти си луд! Изход
Back to ENGLISH : This is what your out of the valley? You're crazy! Exit
CATALAN : AixÚ Ès el que la seva sortida de la vall? °Est‡s boig! Sortida
Back to ENGLISH : This is what the output of the valley? °Are you crazy! Departure
CHINESE : 这是该流域的输出? °你疯了!出发
Back to ENGLISH : This is the output of the basin? ° You're crazy! Departure
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 这是该流域的输出? °你疯了!出发
Back to ENGLISH : This is the output of the basin? ° You're crazy! Departure
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 這是輸出的盆地? °你瘋了!出發
Back to ENGLISH : This is the output of the basin? ° You're crazy! Departure
CROATIAN : To je izlaz u bazenu? °Ti si luda! Odlazak
Back to ENGLISH : It's out in the pool? °You're crazy! Departure
CZECH : Je to v bazÈnu? °Ty jsi bl·zen! Odlet
Back to ENGLISH : It's in the pool? °You're crazy! Departures
DANISH : Det er i puljen? °Du er sindssyg! Afgange
Back to ENGLISH : It is in the pool? °You are insane! Departures
DUTCH : Het is in het zwembad? °U bent gek! Vertrek
Back to ENGLISH : It is in the pool? °You're crazy! Departures
ENGLISH : It is in the pool? °You're crazy! Departures
Back to ENGLISH : It is in the pool? °You're crazy! Departures
ESTONIAN : See on bassein? °Sa oled hull! V‰ljumine
Back to ENGLISH : It has a swimming pool? °You're crazy! Departure
FILIPINO : Ito ay may isang swimming pool? °Ikaw ang abnoy! Alis
Back to ENGLISH : It has a swimming pool? °You are crazy! Departure
FINNISH : Se on uima-allas? °Olet hullu! L‰htˆ
Back to ENGLISH : It has a swimming pool? °You're crazy! Departure
FRENCH : Il dispose d'une piscine? °Vous ’tes fou! DÈpart
Back to ENGLISH : It has a swimming pool? °You're crazy! Departure
GALICIAN : Ten unha piscina? °Est·s tolo! Partida
Back to ENGLISH : It has a pool? 'You're crazy! Departure
GERMAN : Es verf¸gt ¸ber einen Pool? "Du bist verr¸ckt! Abreise
Back to ENGLISH : It has a pool? "You're crazy! Departure
GREEK : Έχει μια πισίνα; ´Είσαι τρελός! Αναχώρησης
Back to ENGLISH : It has a swimming pool? "You're crazy! Departure
HEBREW : יש בריכה? "אתה מטורף! עזיבה
Back to ENGLISH : Have a pool? "You're crazy! Departure
HINDI : एक पूल है? "तुम पागल हो प्रस्थान!
Back to ENGLISH : A pool? "You're crazy departure!
HUNGARIAN : A medence? "Te őr¸lt indul·s!
Back to ENGLISH : The pool? "You're crazy hey!
ICELANDIC : Sundlauginni? "?? ert brj·la?ur Hey!
Back to ENGLISH : Pool? "Hey You're crazy!

Uh-huh..... :blink:
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Dima02 on June 12, 2010, 09:26:51 PM
This one is totally nuts!

The Land Before Time

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AFRIKAANS : Die land voor die tyd
Back to ENGLISH : The land before time
ALBANIAN : Tok”s para kohe
Back to ENGLISH : Land before time
ARABIC : الأرض وقت قبل
Back to ENGLISH : Land before time
BELARUSIAN : Зямля да пачатку часоў
Back to ENGLISH : Land Before Time
BULGARIAN : Земята преди време
Back to ENGLISH : Land Before Time
CATALAN : Land Before Time
Back to ENGLISH : Land Before Time
CHINESE : 土地时之前
Back to ENGLISH : Before land
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 前土地
Back to ENGLISH : Former Land
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 前土地
Back to ENGLISH : Former Land
CROATIAN : Biv…i Land
Back to ENGLISH : Former Land
CZECH : B?val? Pozemek
Back to ENGLISH : Former Land
DANISH : Tidligere Land
Back to ENGLISH : Former Country
DUTCH : Voormalig Land
Back to ENGLISH : Former Country
ENGLISH : Former Country
Back to ENGLISH : Former Country
ESTONIAN : Endine Riik
Back to ENGLISH : Former Country
FILIPINO : Dating Bansa
Back to ENGLISH : Former Country
FINNISH : Entinen maa
Back to ENGLISH : Former March
FRENCH : Ancien Mars
Back to ENGLISH : Former March
GALICIAN : Ex marzo
Back to ENGLISH : March Past
GERMAN : Defilieren
Back to ENGLISH : Defile
GREEK : Ρυπαίνω
Back to ENGLISH : Besmirch
HEBREW : להכתים
Back to ENGLISH : Stain
HINDI : धब्बा
Back to ENGLISH : Blot
HUNGARIAN : Folt
Back to ENGLISH : Patch
ICELANDIC : Patch
Back to ENGLISH : Patch

I really don't know what to say... :blink:
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Alex on June 12, 2010, 10:42:09 PM
I put "Kneel before Zod!" It's a quote from a Superman villian. And I got:

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AFRIKAANS : Kniel voor Zod!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneel before Zod!
ALBANIAN : Bie n” gjunj” para Zod!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneel before Zod!
ARABIC : الركوع قبل Zod!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneel before Zod!
BELARUSIAN : На калені перад Зод!
Back to ENGLISH : On your knees before Zod!
BULGARIAN : На колене пред Zod!
Back to ENGLISH : On your knees before Zod!
CATALAN : De genolls davant Zod!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneeling before Zod!
CHINESE : 跪在佐!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneeling in the Junior!
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 跪在少年!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneeling in the juvenile!
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 跪在少年!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneeling in the juvenile!
CROATIAN : Klečeći na maloljetnike!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneeling on the minors!
CZECH : Poklekl na nezletil?ch!
Back to ENGLISH : He knelt down to minors!
DANISH : Han knÊlede ned til mindreÂrige!
Back to ENGLISH : He knelt down to the minors!
DUTCH : Hij knielde neer aan de minderjarigen!
Back to ENGLISH : He knelt down to the minors!
ENGLISH : He knelt down to the minors!
Back to ENGLISH : He knelt down to the minors!
ESTONIAN : Ta knelt alla alaealiste!
Back to ENGLISH : He knelt down minors!
FILIPINO : Siya knelt down na menor de edad!
Back to ENGLISH : He knelt down to minors!
FINNISH : H‰n polvistui alaik‰isille!
Back to ENGLISH : He knelt down to minors!
FRENCH : Il s'agenouilla aux mineurs!
Back to ENGLISH : He knelt to minors!
GALICIAN : Axoellarse aos menores!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneel to minors!
GERMAN : Knien an Minderj‰hrige!
Back to ENGLISH : Knees to minors!
GREEK : Γόνατα σε ανηλίκους!
Back to ENGLISH : Knees to minors!
HEBREW : ברכיים לקטינים!
Back to ENGLISH : Knees to minors!
HINDI : नाबालिगों को घुटनों!
Back to ENGLISH : Knees to minors!
HUNGARIAN : TÈrde a kiskor?ak!
Back to ENGLISH : Knees of minors!
ICELANDIC : HnÈ Ûlˆgr·?a barna!
Back to ENGLISH : Knee minors!
INDONESIAN : Lutut anak di bawah umur!
Back to ENGLISH : Knee minors!
IRISH : mionaoisigh Gl?n!
Back to ENGLISH : Knee minors!
ITALIAN : Ginocchio minori!
Back to ENGLISH : Minor knee!
JAPANESE : マイナー膝!
Back to ENGLISH : Minor knee!
KOREAN : 경미한 무릎!
Back to ENGLISH : Slight knee!
LATVIAN : Neliela ceļa!
Back to ENGLISH : A small road!
LITHUANIAN : Maûas kelių!
Back to ENGLISH : Low Road!
MACEDONIAN : Ниските патот!
Back to ENGLISH : Low Road!
MALAY : Road Rendah!
Back to ENGLISH : Low Road!
MALTESE : Triq baxx!
Back to ENGLISH : Low Road!
NORWEGIAN : Lav Road!
Back to ENGLISH : Low Road!
PERSIAN : جاده کم!
Back to ENGLISH : Low Road!
POLISH : Niskie drogi!
Back to ENGLISH : The best way!

PORTUGUESE : A melhor maneira!
Back to ENGLISH : The best way!
ROMANIAN : Cel mai bun mod!
Back to ENGLISH : The best way!
RUSSIAN : Наилучшим образом!
Back to ENGLISH : Well!
SERBIAN : Добро!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
SLOVAK : Dobr?!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
SLOVENIAN : Dobro!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
SPANISH : Buenas!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
SWAHILI : Good!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
SWEDISH : Bra!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
TAGALOG : Good!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
THAI : Good!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
TURKISH : Iyi!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
UKRAINIAN : Добре!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
VIETNAMESE : Tốt!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
WELSH : Da!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
YIDDISH : גוט!
Back to ENGLISH : OK!

I like the bolded part. I guess Polish people don't like taking the "high road". :p

And there we have it. "Kneel before Zod!"..."OK!".
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: MrDrake on June 12, 2010, 10:53:19 PM
Did this one from Shrek "Pray for mercy from Puss and Donkey"

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AFRIKAANS : Bid vir genade, die kat en die esel
Back to ENGLISH : Pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
ALBANIAN : Lutuni p”r m”shir”, macja dhe gomarit
Back to ENGLISH : Pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
ARABIC : نصلي من أجل الرحمة ، والقطة والحمار
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
BELARUSIAN : Мы молімся аб міласці, кот і асёл
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
BULGARIAN : Ние се молим за милост, котката и магарето
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
CATALAN : Preguem per la misericÚrdia, el gat i el burro
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
CHINESE : 我们祈求怜悯,猫和驴子
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我们祈求怜悯,猫和驴子
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我們祈求憐憫,貓和驢子
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
CROATIAN : Molimo za milost, mačka i magarac
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
CZECH : Modl“me se za milost, kočky a osla
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for the grace of cats and a donkey
DANISH : Vi beder om nÂde katte og et Êsel
Back to ENGLISH : We ask for the grace of cats and a donkey
DUTCH : Wij vragen om de genade van katten en een ezel
Back to ENGLISH : We ask for the grace of cats and a donkey
ENGLISH : We ask for the grace of cats and a donkey
Back to ENGLISH : We ask for the grace of cats and a donkey
ESTONIAN : Palume armu kasside ja eesel
Back to ENGLISH : We ask the grace of cats and a donkey
FILIPINO : Hinihiling namin ang biyaya ng cats at isang asno
Back to ENGLISH : We ask the grace of cats and a donkey
FINNISH : Pyyd‰mme armo kissojen ja aasi
Back to ENGLISH : We ask the grace of cats and a donkey
FRENCH : Nous demandons la gr‚ce de chats et un ‚ne
Back to ENGLISH : We ask the grace of cats and a donkey
GALICIAN : Pedimos a gracia de gatos e un burro
Back to ENGLISH : We ask the grace of cats and a donkey
GERMAN : Wir bitten um die Gnade der Katzen und ein Esel
Back to ENGLISH : We ask for the grace of cats and a donkey
GREEK : Θα ρωτήσω για τη χάρη των γάτων και ένα γαϊδουράκι
Back to ENGLISH : We ask for the grace of cats and a donkey
HEBREW : אנחנו מבקשים חסד של חתולים חמור
Back to ENGLISH : We ask a favor of a serious cat
HINDI : हम एक गंभीर बिल्ली की एक एहसान पूछना
Back to ENGLISH : We ask a favor of a serious cat
HUNGARIAN : Azt kÈrni egy sz“vessÈget s?lyos macska
Back to ENGLISH : I ask a favor from a serious cat
ICELANDIC : …g bi?ja ?ig um grei?a ?r alvarlegum kˆttur
Back to ENGLISH : I ask a favor from a serious cat
INDONESIAN : Saya minta tolong dari kucing yang serius
Back to ENGLISH : I ask for help from a serious cat
IRISH : iarr mÈ chun cabhair a fh·il Û cat tromch?iseach
Back to ENGLISH : I asked for help from a serious cat
ITALIAN : Ho chiesto l'aiuto di un gatto serio
Back to ENGLISH : I asked the help of a real cat
JAPANESE : 私は本物の猫の助けを求め
Back to ENGLISH : I am seeking the help of a real cat
KOREAN : 난 진짜 고양이의 도움을 구하고있어
Back to ENGLISH : I'm seeking the help of a real cat
LATVIAN : Es esmu meklē palīdzību nekustamā kaķis
Back to ENGLISH : I'm looking for real help cat
LITHUANIAN : A… ie…kau reali pagalba katei
Back to ENGLISH : I am looking for real help cat
MACEDONIAN : Јас барам реално им помогне на мачка
Back to ENGLISH : I am looking for real help cat
MALAY : Saya mencari kucing bantuan nyata
Back to ENGLISH : I am looking for real help cat
MALTESE : Qed infittex qtates għajnuna reali
Back to ENGLISH : Cats looking real help
NORWEGIAN : Kattene ser reell hjelp
Back to ENGLISH : Cats look real help
PERSIAN : گربه نگاه کمک واقعی
Back to ENGLISH : Cats look real help
POLISH : Koty wyglądały naprawdę pomÛc
Back to ENGLISH : Cats looked really help
PORTUGUESE : Os gatos pareciam realmente ajudar
Back to ENGLISH : The cats seemed to really help
ROMANIAN : Pisici părea să ajute Óntr-adevăr
Back to ENGLISH : Cats seem to really help
RUSSIAN : Кошки-видимому, действительно помогают
Back to ENGLISH : Cats seem to really help
SERBIAN : Изгледа да мачке стварно помоћи
Back to ENGLISH : It seems that cats really help
SLOVAK : Zd· sa, ûe mačky skutočne pomÙcť
Back to ENGLISH : It seems that cats really help
SLOVENIAN : Zdi se, da mačke res pomagajo
Back to ENGLISH : It seems that cats really help
SPANISH : Parece que los gatos realmente ayudan
Back to ENGLISH : It seems that cats really help
SWAHILI : Inaonekana kwamba kwa kweli paka msaada
Back to ENGLISH : It seems that cats really help
SWEDISH : Det verkar som katter verkligen hj‰lper
Back to ENGLISH : It seems that cats really helps
TAGALOG : Tila na cats tunay ay tumutulong sa
Back to ENGLISH : It seems that cats really helps
THAI : ดูเหมือนว่าแมวจริงๆช่วย
Back to ENGLISH : It seems that cats really help.
TURKISH : Bu kediler gerÁekten yardım gˆr¸n¸yor.
Back to ENGLISH : This cat really seems to help.
UKRAINIAN : Цей кіт насправді, то це допоможе.
Back to ENGLISH : This cat really, it helps.
VIETNAMESE : con mËo n‡y thực sự, nÛ sẽ gi?p.
Back to ENGLISH : This cat really, it will help.
WELSH : Mae hyn yn cath 'n sylweddol, bydd yn helpu.
Back to ENGLISH : This cat really will help.
YIDDISH : דאס קאַץ טאַקע וועט העלפֿן.
Back to ENGLISH : This cat really will help.

Poor old Donkey got left out in the end :lol:
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on June 12, 2010, 11:09:47 PM
I typed: "A loophole in the law is worth two in the bill." I didn't realize just how much it was worth:

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AFRIKAANS : 'N leemte in die wet is die moeite werd twee in die wetsontwerp.
Back to ENGLISH : A loophole in the law is worth two in the bill.
ALBANIAN : Nj” shteg n” ligj ”sht” me vler” t” dy n” fatur”.
Back to ENGLISH : A loophole in the law is worth two in the bill.
ARABIC : وهناك ثغرة في القانون يساوي اثنين في مشروع القانون.
Back to ENGLISH : A loophole in the law is worth two in the bill.
BELARUSIAN : Шчыліны ў законе каштуе 2 у законапраекце.
Back to ENGLISH : Loopholes in the law is worth two in the bill.
BULGARIAN : Вратички в закона, е на стойност два милиона в сметката.
Back to ENGLISH : Loopholes in the law is worth two million in the bill.
CATALAN : Persisteixen les llacunes en la llei val per dos milions de dÚlars en el projecte de llei.
Back to ENGLISH : There remain gaps in the law applies to two million in the bill.
CHINESE : 在法律上还存在差距适用于200万的法案。
Back to ENGLISH : There is a gap in the law apply to 2 million bill.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 有一个在法律空隙申请到2万元的开支。
Back to ENGLISH : There is a gap in the law to apply to 2 million of operating expenses.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 有差距的法律適用於 200萬的營運開支。
Back to ENGLISH : There are gaps in the law applies to two million of operating expenses.
CROATIAN : Postoje nedostaci u zakonu odnosi se na dva milijuna operativnih tro…kova.
Back to ENGLISH : There are shortcomings in the law refers to two million of operating expenses.
CZECH : Existuj“ nedostatky v z·koně se vztahuje ke dvěma miliÛnům provozn“ch n·kladů.
Back to ENGLISH : There are shortcomings in the law refers to two million in operating costs.
DANISH : Der er mangler i loven henvist til to millioner i driftsudgifter.
Back to ENGLISH : There are gaps in the law refers to two million in operating expenses.
DUTCH : Er zijn lacunes in de wet wordt verwezen naar twee miljoen in bedrijfskosten.
Back to ENGLISH : There are gaps in the law refers to two million in operating costs.
ENGLISH : There are gaps in the law refers to two million in operating costs.
Back to ENGLISH : There are gaps in the law refers to two million in operating costs.
ESTONIAN : Seal on puuduj‰‰ke ?iguse viitab kaks miljonit tegevuskulusid.
Back to ENGLISH : There are shortcomings in the law refers to two million in operating costs.
FILIPINO : May mga shortcomings sa ang batas ay tumutukoy sa dalawang milyon sa mga operating gastos.
Back to ENGLISH : There are shortcomings in the law refers to two million in operating costs.
FINNISH : On puutteita lains‰‰d‰nnˆss‰ viitataan kahteen miljoonaan k‰yttˆkustannukset.
Back to ENGLISH : Shortcomings in the law refers to two million in operating costs.
FRENCH : Lacunes dans la loi se rÈfËre ‡ deux millions de dollars en co?ts d'exploitation.
Back to ENGLISH : Gaps in the law refers to two million dollars in operating costs.
GALICIAN : Lagoas na lei ref“rese a dous millÛns de dÛlares en custos operativos.
Back to ENGLISH : Gaps in the law refers to two million dollars in operating costs.
GERMAN : L¸cken im Gesetz bezieht sich auf zwei Millionen Dollar bei den Betriebskosten.
Back to ENGLISH : Gaps in the law refers to two million U.S. dollars in operating costs.
GREEK : Κενά στη νομοθεσία αναφέρεται σε δύο εκατομμυρίων δολαρίων του λειτουργικού κόστους.
Back to ENGLISH : Gaps in the law refers to two million U.S. dollars in operating costs.
HEBREW : פערים החוק מתייחס לשני מיליון דולר בהוצאות ההפעלה.
Back to ENGLISH : Gaps in the law refers to two million dollars in operating expenses.
HINDI : कानून में अंतराल परिचालन व्यय में बीस लाख डॉलर करने के लिए संदर्भित करता है.
Back to ENGLISH : Operating expenses in the gaps in the law refers to two million dollars.
HUNGARIAN : MűkˆdÈsi kˆltsÈgek a hi·nyoss·gok a tˆrvÈny utal a kÈtmilliÛ doll·rt.
Back to ENGLISH : Operating costs of the shortcomings of the Act refers to two million dollars.
ICELANDIC : Rekstrarkostna?i af gˆllum “ lˆgum er ·tt vi? tvÊr milljÛnir dollara.
Back to ENGLISH : Operating costs of defects in the law refers to two million dollars.

That's quite an expensive law.
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: MrDrake on June 12, 2010, 11:15:08 PM
I have to share this one after doing it, after typing in "I'm a pirate"

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AFRIKAANS : Ek is 'n seerower
Back to ENGLISH : I am a pirate
ALBANIAN : Un” jam nj” pirat
Back to ENGLISH : I'm a pirate
ARABIC : أنا قرصان
Back to ENGLISH : I'm a Pirate
BELARUSIAN : Я Пірацкія
Back to ENGLISH : I Pirate
BULGARIAN : Аз Пират
Back to ENGLISH : I Pirate
CATALAN : Jo Pirata
Back to ENGLISH : Pirate Jo
CHINESE : 海盗乔
Back to ENGLISH : Pirate Joe
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 海盗乔
Back to ENGLISH : Pirate Joe
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 海盜喬
Back to ENGLISH : Pirate Joe
CROATIAN : Pirate Joe
Back to ENGLISH : Pirate Joe

So, if you're a pirate, you must be called Pirate Joe? :lol:
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on June 12, 2010, 11:19:01 PM
"Kneel down and show me the sight of you begging for mercy." Quote from the new Final Fantasy movie.

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AFRIKAANS : Neerkniel en wys my die o” van jou gesmeek om genade.
Back to ENGLISH : Kneel down and show me the sight of you begging for mercy.
ALBANIAN : Bie n” gjunj” dhe t” tregojn” m” s” miri te ju lutur p”r m”shir”.
Back to ENGLISH : Kneel down and show you best pray for mercy.
ARABIC : الركوع وتبين لكم أفضل الصلاة من أجل الرحمة.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and show you the best pray for mercy.
BELARUSIAN : Лук і паказаць Вам лепшыя молімся аб міласці.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and show you the best pray for mercy.
BULGARIAN : Поклон и ще покаже най-добрите се молим за милост.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and show you best pray for mercy.
CATALAN : Arc i li mostrar‡ el millor pregar per la misericÚrdia.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and show you best pray for mercy.
CHINESE : 蝴蝶结,并显示你最好祈求宽恕。
Back to ENGLISH : Bow, and show you the best pray for forgiveness.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 鞠躬,并显示你最好祈求宽恕。
Back to ENGLISH : Bow, and show you best pray for forgiveness.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 鞠躬,並顯示你最好祈求寬恕。
Back to ENGLISH : Bow, and show you best pray for forgiveness.
CROATIAN : Luk, te vam pokazati najbolje moliti za oprost.
Back to ENGLISH : Luk, and show you the best pray for forgiveness.
CZECH : Luk a uk·zat ty nejlep…“ modlit se za odpu…těn“.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and show you the best pray for forgiveness.
DANISH : Bue og viser dig de bedste bede om tilgivelse.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and show you the best excuse.
DUTCH : Boog en tonen u het beste excuus.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and show you the best excuse.
ENGLISH : Bow and show you the best excuse.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and show you the best excuse.
ESTONIAN : Bow ja n‰itab teile parima vabandus.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and shows you the best excuse.
FILIPINO : Bow at nagpapakita sa iyo ang pinakamahusay na dahilan.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and shows you the best reason.
FINNISH : Bow ja n‰ytt‰‰ parhaat syy.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and looks best in September.
FRENCH : Bow et semble la meilleure en Septembre.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and looks best in September.
GALICIAN : Arco e parece mellor en setembro.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and look better in September.
GERMAN : Bow und besser aussehen, im September.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and look better in September.
GREEK : Bow καλύτερα και να εξετάσουμε το Σεπτέμβριο.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and look better in September.
HEBREW : באו לחפש טוב יותר בספטמבר.
Back to ENGLISH : Came looking for better than September.
HINDI : आया सितम्बर से बेहतर की तलाश में.
Back to ENGLISH : September came in search of better.
HUNGARIAN : Szeptember Èrkezett keresÈst a jobb.
Back to ENGLISH : September were searching for the better.
ICELANDIC : September voru a? leita til hins betra.
Back to ENGLISH : September were looking for the better.
INDONESIAN : September adalah mencari yang lebih baik.
Back to ENGLISH : September is looking better.
IRISH : Me·n FÛmhair T· iarratais · lorg n“os fearr.
Back to ENGLISH : September invites applications better.
ITALIAN : Settembre invita a presentare candidature migliori.
Back to ENGLISH : September invites applications best.
JAPANESE : 9月は最高のアプリケーションを誘う。
Back to ENGLISH : September, invites applications for the best.
KOREAN : 9 월, 최고의 애플 리케이션을 초대합니다.
Back to ENGLISH : September, the best applications are invited.
LATVIAN : Septembrī, labākais pieteikumi tiek aicināti.
Back to ENGLISH : In September, the best applications are invited.
LITHUANIAN : Rugsėjo mėnesį geriausiai parai…kas kviečiama teikti.
Back to ENGLISH : In September, the best applications are invited.
MACEDONIAN : Во септември, најдобрите апликации се поканети.
Back to ENGLISH : In September, the best applications are invited.
MALAY : Pada bulan September, aplikasi terbaik dijemput.
Back to ENGLISH : In September, the best applications are invited.
MALTESE : F'Settembru, l-applikazzjonijiet aħjar huma mistiedna.
Back to ENGLISH : In September, the best applications are invited.
NORWEGIAN : I september er de beste programmene invitert.
Back to ENGLISH : In September are the best programs invited.
PERSIAN : در سپتامبر هستند بهترین برنامه دعوت شده است.
Back to ENGLISH : September are the best plan is invited.
POLISH : Wrzesień to najlepszy plan jest zaproszony.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan is invited.
PORTUGUESE : Setembro È o melhor plano È convidado.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan is invited.
ROMANIAN : Septembrie este cel mai bun plan este invitat.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan is invited.
RUSSIAN : Сентябрь является лучшим планом было предложено.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan was proposed.
SERBIAN : Септембар је најбољи план је био предложен.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan was proposed.
SLOVAK : September je najlep…“ pl·n bol navrhnut?.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan was proposed.
SLOVENIAN : September je najbolj…i načrt je bil predlagan.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan has been proposed.
SPANISH : Septiembre es el mejor plan ha sido propuesto.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan has been proposed.
SWAHILI : Septemba ni mpango bora imekuwa zilizopendekezwa.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan has been proposed.
SWEDISH : September ‰r den b‰sta planen har fˆreslagits.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan has been proposed.
TAGALOG : Septiyembre ay ang pinakamahusay na plano ay iminungkahi.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan is proposed.
THAI : กันยายนเป็นแผนเสนอที่ดีที่สุดคือ
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan is proposed.
TURKISH : Eyl¸l iyi plan ˆnerdi olmasıdır.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan was proposed.
UKRAINIAN : Вересень є кращим був запропонований план.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan was proposed.
VIETNAMESE : Th·ng ch“n l‡ phương ·n tốt nhất đ„ được đề xuất.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan was proposed.
WELSH : Mis Medi yn y cynllun gorau oedd arfaethedig.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan was proposed.
YIDDISH : סעפטעמבער איז דער בעסטער פּלאַן איז פארגעלייגט.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan is proposed.

What's up with September all of a sudden :lol:
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: MrDrake on June 12, 2010, 11:27:29 PM
I wanted to prove how broken this translator really was by putting in "This translator is broken" ahem yes....

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AFRIKAANS : Hierdie vertaler is gebreek
Back to ENGLISH : This translator is broken
ALBANIAN : Ky p”rkthyes ka thyer
Back to ENGLISH : The translator is broken
ARABIC : مكسورة ومترجم
Back to ENGLISH : Broken and a translator
BELARUSIAN : Пабітыя і перакладчык
Back to ENGLISH : Shattered and translator
BULGARIAN : Разби и преводач
Back to ENGLISH : Broke and translator
CATALAN : Sense diners i traductor
Back to ENGLISH : Without money and translator
CHINESE : 如果没有金钱和翻译
Back to ENGLISH : If there is no money and translation
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 如果没有钱和翻译
Back to ENGLISH : If no money and translation
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 如果沒有錢和翻譯
Back to ENGLISH : If no money and translation
CROATIAN : Ako nema novca i prijevod
Back to ENGLISH : If there is no money and translation
CZECH : Pokud nen“ k dispozici pen“ze a překlad
Back to ENGLISH : If there is no money and translation
DANISH : Hvis der ikke er penge og oversÊttelse
Back to ENGLISH : If there is money and translation
DUTCH : Als er geld is en de vertaling
Back to ENGLISH : If there is money and the translation
ENGLISH : If there is money and the translation
Back to ENGLISH : If there is money and the translation
ESTONIAN : Kui on raha ja t?lkimine
Back to ENGLISH : Where is the money and Translation
FILIPINO : Saan ang pera at Translation
Back to ENGLISH : Where is the money and Translation
FINNISH : Jos on rahaa ja k‰‰nnˆstieteiden
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and Translation Studies
FRENCH : Si vous avez de l'argent et ‡ la traduction des Ètudes
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and translation studies
GALICIAN : Se tes diÒeiro e os estudos de traduciÛn
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and translation studies
GERMAN : Wenn Sie Geld und Translation Studies
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and Translation Studies
GREEK : Αν έχετε χρήματα και Μετάφραση Σπουδών
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and Translation Studies
HEBREW : אם יש לך כסף ואת התרגום
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and translation
HINDI : अगर आप पैसे और अनुवाद किया है
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and translation
HUNGARIAN : Ha van pÈnz Ès ford“t·s
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and Translation
ICELANDIC : Ef ?? ·tt peninga og ???ing
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and Translation
INDONESIAN : Jika Anda memiliki uang dan Penerjemahan
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and Translation
IRISH : M· t· t? airgead agus Aistri?ch·n
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and Translation
ITALIAN : Se hai i soldi e traduzione
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and translation
JAPANESE : あなたはお金と翻訳をしている場合
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and translation
KOREAN : 돈을 번역이있는 경우
Back to ENGLISH : If money is a translation
LATVIAN : Ja nauda ir tulkojums
Back to ENGLISH : If money is the translation
LITHUANIAN : Jeigu pinigai yra vertimo
Back to ENGLISH : If money is the translation
MACEDONIAN : Ако парите се на превод
Back to ENGLISH : If money is the translation
MALAY : Jika wang terjemahan
Back to ENGLISH : If the currency translation
MALTESE : Jekk il-munita ta 'traduzzjoni
Back to ENGLISH : If the currency translation
NORWEGIAN : Hvis valutaomregningseffekter
Back to ENGLISH : If the currency translation effects
PERSIAN : اگر ترجمه ارز اثرات
Back to ENGLISH : If the currency translation effects
POLISH : Jeśli przeliczenia skutkÛw
Back to ENGLISH : If the conversion effect
PORTUGUESE : Se o efeito de convers„o
Back to ENGLISH : The effect of conversion
ROMANIAN : Efectul de conversie
Back to ENGLISH : Effect of conversion
RUSSIAN : Последствия преобразования
Back to ENGLISH : Effect of conversion
SERBIAN : Утицај конверзије
Back to ENGLISH : Impact of conversion
SLOVAK : Vplyv premeny
Back to ENGLISH : Effect of conversion
SLOVENIAN : Vpliv pretvorbe
Back to ENGLISH : The impact of conversion
SPANISH : El impacto de la conversiÛn
Back to ENGLISH : The impact of conversion
SWAHILI : Madhara ya kubadilika
Back to ENGLISH : Effects of changing
SWEDISH : Effekterna av ‰ndrade
Back to ENGLISH : The Effects of Changes
TAGALOG : Ang Effects ng mga Pagbabago
Back to ENGLISH : The Effects of Changes
THAI : ผลของการเปลี่ยนแปลง
Back to ENGLISH : Effects of change
TURKISH : Etkileri değişim
Back to ENGLISH : The effects of change
UKRAINIAN : Наслідків зміни
Back to ENGLISH : Change impacts
VIETNAMESE : Thay đổi t·c động
Back to ENGLISH : Change Impact
WELSH : Effaith Newid
Back to ENGLISH : Effect Change
YIDDISH : ווירקונג בייַט
Back to ENGLISH : Energy exchange

Talking about energy in the end when I was talking about translating to start of with? And even having money show up in there? :blink:
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on June 12, 2010, 11:29:13 PM
I've got another, a math joke:

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ENGLISH: "a squared" times "b squared" equals "c squared".
AFRIKAANS : "'N kwadraat" tye "b kwadraat" gelykes "c kwadraat".
Back to ENGLISH : "A squared" times "b square" equals c squared.
ALBANIAN : "Nj” katror" her” "sheshi b" e barabart” me c katror.
Back to ENGLISH : "A square" times "square b" equals c square.
ARABIC : "ألف ساحة" تايمز "ب مربع" يساوي مربع ج.
Back to ENGLISH : "A Square" Times "with box" c equals the square.
BELARUSIAN : "Квадрат" Times "з каробкі" з роўным плошчы.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square" Times "of the box with the same area.
BULGARIAN : "Квадрат" Таймс "от кутията със същата площ.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square" Times of the box with the same area.
CATALAN : "PlaÁa" Els temps de la caixa amb la mateixa ‡rea.
Back to ENGLISH : "Plaza" Times of the box with the same area.
CHINESE : “广场”的领域中具有相同的时代。
Back to ENGLISH : "Square" in the field have the same age.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : “广场”在该领域具有相同的年龄。
Back to ENGLISH : "Square" in the area the same age.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : “廣場”在該地區同年齡。
Back to ENGLISH : "Square" in the region of the same age.
CROATIAN : "Kvadrat" na području iste dobi.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square" in the same age.
CZECH : "N·měst“", ve stejnÈm věku.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", at the same age.
DANISH : "Square", p samme alder.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", at the same age.
DUTCH : "Plein", op dezelfde leeftijd.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", at the same age.
ENGLISH : "Square", at the same age.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", at the same age.
ESTONIAN : "Ruut", samas vanuses.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", at the same age.
FILIPINO : "Square", sa parehong edad.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", the same age.
FINNISH : "Square", saman ik‰inen.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", the same age.
FRENCH : "Square", du m’me ‚ge.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", the same age.
GALICIAN : "Cadrado", da mesma idade.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", the same age.
GERMAN : "Square", im gleichen Alter.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", in the same age.
GREEK : "Πλατεία", στην ίδια ηλικία.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square" in the same age.
HEBREW : "כיכר" באותו גיל.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square" at the same age.
HINDI : "एक ही उम्र में स्क्वायर".
Back to ENGLISH : "Square in the same age.
HUNGARIAN : "TÈr az azonos kor?.
Back to ENGLISH : "Space of the same age.
ICELANDIC : "R?m · sama aldri.
Back to ENGLISH : "Space in the same age.
INDONESIAN : "Space di usia yang sama.
Back to ENGLISH : "Space at the same age.
IRISH : "Space ag an aois chÈanna.
Back to ENGLISH : "Space at the same age.
ITALIAN : "Spazio alla stessa et‡.
Back to ENGLISH : "Space at the same age.
JAPANESE : "宇宙と同じ歳で。
Back to ENGLISH : "In the same age of the universe.
KOREAN : "우주의 같은 시대에.
Back to ENGLISH : "In the same period of the universe.
LATVIAN : "Tajā pa…ā laikā no Visuma.
Back to ENGLISH : "At the same time of the universe.
LITHUANIAN : "Tuo pačiu metu i… visatos.
Back to ENGLISH : "At the same time in the universe.
MACEDONIAN : "Во исто време во универзумот.
Back to ENGLISH : "At the same time in the universe.
MALAY : "Pada masa yang sama di alam semesta.
Back to ENGLISH : "At the same time in the universe.
MALTESE : "Fl-istess ħin fl-univers.
Back to ENGLISH : "At the same time in the universe.
NORWEGIAN : "PÂ samme tid i universet.
Back to ENGLISH : "At the same time in the universe.
PERSIAN : "در همان زمان در عالم هستی است.
Back to ENGLISH : "At the same time you are in the universe.
POLISH : "W tym samym czasie pojawi się we wszechświecie.
Back to ENGLISH : "At the same time you are in the universe.
PORTUGUESE : "Ao mesmo tempo voc’ est· no universo.
Back to ENGLISH : "While you are in the universe.

It's right, technically; in another universe, the laws of reality may be different  :lol:
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on June 12, 2010, 11:30:02 PM
Okay, I started with...

"The Land Before Time has possibly the worst sequels ever!" (Note: Not my actual opinion.  This is just for the game.)

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AFRIKAANS : Die land voor die tyd is dalk die ergste vervolgens ooit!
Back to ENGLISH : The land before time, then perhaps the worst ever!
ALBANIAN : Toka koh” m” par”, ndoshta at”her” e keqja kurr”!
Back to ENGLISH : The land before time, then maybe the worst ever!
ARABIC : الأرض مرة من قبل ، وبعد ذلك ربما أسوأ من أي وقت مضى!
Back to ENGLISH : The Earth once before, and then maybe worse than ever!
BELARUSIAN : Зямлі адзін раз, а потым, можа быць, горш, чым калі-небудзь!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps, worse than ever!
BULGARIAN : Земята веднъж, а след това, може би, по-лошо от всякога!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps, worse than ever!
CATALAN : Terra una vegada, i desprÈs, potser, pitjor que mai!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps, worse than ever!
CHINESE : 地球一次,然后,或许比以往任何时候都更糟糕!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 地球一次,然后,也许比以往任何时候都更糟糕!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 地球一次,然後,也許比以往任何時候都更糟糕!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
CROATIAN : Zemlje jednom, a onda, moûda vi…e nego ikad, jo… gore!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
CZECH : Země jednou, a pak, moûn· v“ce neû kdy jindy, je…tě hor…“!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
DANISH : Jorden en gang, og derefter, mÂske mere end nogensinde, er endnu vÊrre!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, is even worse!
DUTCH : Aarde eens, en dan, misschien meer dan ooit, is nog erger!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
ESTONIAN : Maa ¸ks kord, ja siis ehk rohkem kui kunagi varem, veelgi hullem!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
FILIPINO : Earth-sabay, at pagkatapos, marahil higit kailanman, kahit na mas masahol pa!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
FINNISH : Maan kerran, ja sitten, ehk‰ enemm‰n kuin koskaan, viel‰ pahempi!
Back to ENGLISH : The country once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
FRENCH : Le pays une fois, et puis, peut-’tre plus que jamais, pire encore!
Back to ENGLISH : The country once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
GALICIAN : O pa“s unha vez e, a continuaciÛn, quizais m·is que nunca, peor a“nda!
Back to ENGLISH : The country once more and then maybe more than ever, even worse!
GERMAN : Das Land noch einmal und dann vielleicht mehr denn je, noch schlimmer!
Back to ENGLISH : The land once more and then maybe more than ever, even worse!
GREEK : Η γη για άλλη μια φορά και στη συνέχεια, ίσως περισσότερο από ποτέ, ακόμα χειρότερα!
Back to ENGLISH : The land once more and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
HEBREW : האדמה שוב ולאחר מכן, אולי יותר מתמיד, אפילו יותר גרוע!
Back to ENGLISH : Ground again, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
HINDI : जमीन फिर से, और फिर, शायद कभी से अधिक, भी बदतर!
Back to ENGLISH : Ground again, and again, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
HUNGARIAN : Fˆldi ?jra Ès ?jra, tal·n jobban, mint valaha, mÈg rosszabb!
Back to ENGLISH : Ground and over again, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
ICELANDIC : Ground og aftur, ef til vill fleiri en nokkru sinni fyrr, jafnvel verra!
Back to ENGLISH : Ground and again, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
INDONESIAN : Ground dan lagi, mungkin lebih dari sebelumnya, bahkan lebih buruk!
Back to ENGLISH : Ground and again, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
IRISH : Ground agus ar“s, b'fhÈidir n“os mÛ n· riamh, fi? i ndonas!
Back to ENGLISH : Ground and, perhaps more than ever, even in ndonas!
ITALIAN : A terra e, forse pi? che mai, anche in ndonas!
Back to ENGLISH : On the ground and, perhaps more than ever, even in ndonas!
JAPANESE : 地面では、おそらくこれまで以上にも、ndonasの他の宿泊!
Back to ENGLISH : The ground was perhaps more than ever, ndonas accommodation in!
KOREAN : 땅이 아마도 어느 때보 다되었다 ndonas 숙소에서!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever on the earth dadoeeotda ndonas hostel!
LATVIAN : Varbūt vairāk nekā jebkad uz zemes dadoeeotda ndonas hostelis!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever on earth dadoeeotda ndonas hostel!
LITHUANIAN : Patikrinkite labiau nei kada nors ûemėje dadoeeotda ndonas namai!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever on earth dadoeeotda ndonas house!
MACEDONIAN : Можеби повеќе од било кога на земјата dadoeeotda ndonas куќата!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever the country dadoeeotda ndonas house!
MALAY : Mungkin lebih dari sebelumnya rumah negara ndonas dadoeeotda!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever before ndonas dadoeeotda home country!
MALTESE : Forsi aktar minn qatt qabel ndonas dadoeeotda pajjiżhom!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever ndonas dadoeeotda home!
NORWEGIAN : Kanskje mer enn noen gang ndonas dadoeeotda hjem!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever ndonas dadoeeotda home!
PERSIAN : شاید بیش از همیشه به خانه dadoeeotda ndonas!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever home dadoeeotda ndonas!
POLISH : Być może bardziej niż kiedykolwiek domu dadoeeotda ndonas!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever home dadoeeotda ndonas!
PORTUGUESE : Talvez mais do que nunca em casa ndonas dadoeeotda!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever at home Ndoni dadoeeotda!
ROMANIAN : Poate mai mult ca niciodată acasă dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
RUSSIAN : Возможно, более чем когда-либо дома dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
SERBIAN : Можда више него икада код куће дадоееотда Ндони!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
SLOVAK : Sn·ď viac ako inokedy doma dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
SLOVENIAN : Morda bolj kot kdajkoli prej doma dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
SPANISH : Quiz·s m·s que nunca en su casa dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
SWAHILI : Labda zaidi kuliko nyumbani dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
SWEDISH : Kanske mer ‰n hemma dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
TAGALOG : Marahil higit pa sa sa bahay dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
THAI : บางทีกว่าที่บ้าน dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
TURKISH : Belki evde dadoeeotda Ndoni olarak daha fazla!
Back to ENGLISH : Dadoeeotda Ndoni as perhaps more at home!
UKRAINIAN : Dadoeeotda Ndoni, як, можливо, більше у себе вдома!
Back to ENGLISH : Dadoeeotda Ndoni, as perhaps more at home!
VIETNAMESE : Dadoeeotda Ndoni, vÏ cÛ lẽ nhiều hơn ở nh‡!
Back to ENGLISH : Dadoeeotda Ndoni, because perhaps more than at home!
WELSH : Dadoeeotda Ndoni, oherwydd efallai yn fwy nag yn y cartref!
Back to ENGLISH : Dadoeeotda Ndoni, because perhaps more than at home!
YIDDISH : דאַדאָעעאָטדאַ נדאָני, ווייַל טאָמער מער ווי אין שטוב!
Back to ENGLISH : Dadoeeotda ndoni, because perhaps more than at home!

Oh man!  This is one BAD translator. :lol:
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on June 12, 2010, 11:35:43 PM
Here's a blunt statement: "You smell like a dirty sock."

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AFRIKAANS : Jy ruik soos 'n vuil sokkie.
Back to ENGLISH : You smell like a dirty sock.
ALBANIAN : Ju er” si nj” goditje t” pista.
Back to ENGLISH : You smell like a dirty blow.
ARABIC : لك رائحة مثل ضربة القذرة.
Back to ENGLISH : You smell like a dirty blow.
BELARUSIAN : Ад цябе пахне, як брудная ўдар.
Back to ENGLISH : You smell like a dirty blow.
BULGARIAN : Миришеш като мръсен удар.
Back to ENGLISH : You smell like dirty blow.
CATALAN : Sents a cop brut.
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
CHINESE : 时间感到肮脏。
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 时间感到肮脏。
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 時間感到骯髒。
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
CROATIAN : Vrijeme da se osjećaju prljavo.
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
CZECH : Čas c“tit …pinavÈ.
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
DANISH : Tid til at f¯le sig beskidt.
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
DUTCH : Tijd om voel me vies.
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
ESTONIAN : Aeg tunda m‰‰rdunud.
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
FILIPINO : Time sa pakiramdam marumi.
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
FINNISH : Aika likainen.
Back to ENGLISH : Time dirty.
FRENCH : Temps sale.
Back to ENGLISH : Time dirty.
GALICIAN : Time porco.
Back to ENGLISH : Team foul.
GERMAN : Team Foul.
Back to ENGLISH : Team foul.
GREEK : Η ομάδα φάουλ.
Back to ENGLISH : The team fouls.
HEBREW : צוות עבירות.
Back to ENGLISH : Team fouls.
HINDI : टीम fouls.
Back to ENGLISH : Team fouls.
HUNGARIAN : Szab·lytalans·gok csapat.
Back to ENGLISH : Irregularities team.
ICELANDIC : Misfellur li?.
Back to ENGLISH : Irregularities team.
INDONESIAN : Penyimpangan tim.
Back to ENGLISH : The divergence of the team.
IRISH : Leis an Èags?lacht na foirne.
Back to ENGLISH : The diversity of staff.
ITALIAN : La diversit‡ del personale.
Back to ENGLISH : The diversity of staff.
JAPANESE : スタッフの多様性。
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity of staff.
KOREAN : 직원의 다양성.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity of staff.
LATVIAN : Daudzveidību darbiniekiem.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity of staff.
LITHUANIAN : Įvairovės darbuotojų.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity staff.
MACEDONIAN : Разновидност на персоналот.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity of staff.
MALAY : Keanekaragaman kakitangan.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity of staff.
MALTESE : Diversit‡ ta 'l-istaff.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity of staff.
NORWEGIAN : Mangfold av ansatte.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity of employees.
PERSIAN : تنوع کارکنان.
Back to ENGLISH : Staff diversity.
POLISH : Ocena rÛżnorodności.
Back to ENGLISH : Assessment of diversity.
PORTUGUESE : AvaliaÁ„o da diversidade.
Back to ENGLISH : Evaluation of diversity.
ROMANIAN : Evaluarea diversităţii.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity assessment.
RUSSIAN : Разнообразии оценки.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity assessment.
SERBIAN : Разноликост процене.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity assessment.
SLOVAK : Rozmanitosť hodnotenie.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity assessment.
SLOVENIAN : Raznolikost oceno.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity assessment.
SPANISH : Diversidad de evaluaciÛn.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity assessment.
SWAHILI : Diversity tathmini.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity assessment.
SWEDISH : MÂngfald bedˆmning.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity assessment.
TAGALOG : Diversity pagtatasa.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity analysis.
THAI : การวิเคราะห์ความหลากหลาย
Back to ENGLISH : Analysis of diversity
TURKISH : Analiz Áeşitliliğin
Back to ENGLISH : Analysis of diversity
UKRAINIAN : Аналіз розмаїття
Back to ENGLISH : Analysis of diversity
VIETNAMESE : Ph‚n t“ch của sự đa dạng
Back to ENGLISH : Analysis of diversity
WELSH : Dadansoddiad o amrywiaeth
Back to ENGLISH : Analysis of diversity
YIDDISH : אַנאַליז פון דייווערסיטי
Back to ENGLISH : Analysis of Diversity

Time to feel dirty :lol: oh god :lol
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on June 12, 2010, 11:37:00 PM
Now, Let's just see how broken this "Broken Translator" is. :D

I started with...

"This translation tool is powered Google Translate. Convey This is not affiliated with Google. We do not mean to imply in any way that Google Translate is bad, we are just pointing out the inherent flaws in all current machine translators."

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AFRIKAANS : Hierdie vertaling instrument word aangedryf Google Translate. Dra Dit is nie geaffilieer is met Google. Ons bedoel nie om op enige wyse impliseer dat Google Translate is sleg, en ons net is dit dui op die inherente tekortkominge in al die huidige masjien vertalers.
Back to ENGLISH : This translation tool is powered Google Translate. Wear is not affiliated with Google. We mean not in any way imply that Google Translate is bad, and we are just pointing out the shortcomings inherent in all current machine translators.
ALBANIAN : Ky mjet i p”rkthimit ”sht” mund”suar Google Translate. Veshin nuk eshte i lidhur me Google. Ne nuk do t” thot” n” asnj” m”nyr” t” thot” q” Google Translate ”sht” e keqe, dhe ne jemi vet”m duke v”n” n” dukje mang”sit” e pandar” n” t” gjith” p”rkthyesit makin”n aktuale.
Back to ENGLISH : This translation tool is powered Google Translate. Wear is not affiliated with Google. We do not mean in any way mean that Google Translate is bad, and we're just pointing out the shortcomings inherent in all current machine translators.
ARABIC : هو مدعوم من هذه الأداة الترجمة مترجم جوجل. لا ينتمي ملابس مع صور. ونحن لا نعني بأي شكل من الأشكال يعني ان غوغل ترجمة سيئة ، ونحن فقط مشيرا إلى أوجه القصور المتأصلة في جميع المترجمين الجهاز الحالي.
Back to ENGLISH : Is powered by this tool translation Google Translate. Clothing is not affiliated with Google. We do not mean in any way mean that Google is a bad translation, and we are just pointing out the shortcomings inherent in all current machine translators.
BELARUSIAN : Разлічана на харчаванне ад гэтага інструмента перакладу Google Translate. Адзенне не звязаны з Google. Гаворка ідзе не ў якай меры не азначае, што Google з'яўляецца дрэнны пераклад, і мы проста паказваючы недахопы, уласцівыя ва ўсіх цяперашніх перакладчыкаў машыны.
Back to ENGLISH : Is powered by the tool translation Google Translate. Clothing is not associated with Google. It is not in any way mean that Google is a bad translation, and we are just pointing out the shortcomings inherent in all current translation machine.
BULGARIAN : Се захранва от инструмента за превод Google Translate. Облеклото не е свързана с Google. Тя не е по никакъв начин да означава, че Google е лоша превод, а ние сме само посочване на недостатъците, присъщи на всички настоящи машинен превод.
Back to ENGLISH : Powered tool for translation Google Translate. The garment is not connected with Google. It is in no way means that Google is a bad translation, but we are only an indication of the shortcomings inherent in all current machine translation.
CATALAN : Desenvolupat eina de traducciÛ Google Translate. La peÁa no est‡ connectat amb Google. …s de cap manera vol dir que Google Ès una mala traducciÛ, perÚ sÛn nomÈs una indicaciÛ de les deficiËncies inherents a tota traducciÛ actual de la m‡quina.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate translation tool developed. The piece is not connected with Google. It is in no way means that Google is a bad translation, but are only an indication of the shortcomings inherent in any translation of the current machine.
CHINESE : 谷歌翻译翻译工具开发。一块是没有连接与谷歌。这决不是意味着谷歌是一个坏的翻译,但只不过是在任何的缺点当前机器翻译的迹象。
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate translation tools development. One is not connected with Google. This is no mean that Google is a bad translation, but only the shortcomings in current machine translation of any signs.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 谷歌翻译工具翻译的发展。一个是没有连接与谷歌。这不是意味着,谷歌是一个坏的翻译,但只有在当前的任何迹象机器翻译的缺点。
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation tools translation development. One is not connected with Google. This does not mean that Google is a bad translation, but only in the current shortcomings of any signs of machine translation.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 谷歌翻譯工具翻譯的發展。一個是沒有連接與谷歌。這並不意味著谷歌是一個壞的翻譯,但只有在當前的缺點任何跡象機器翻譯。
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation tools translation development. One is not connected with Google. This does not mean Google is a bad translation, but only in the current shortcomings of any signs of machine translation.
CROATIAN : Google prevođenje prijevoda razvoj. Jedan nije povezana s Google. To ne znači Google je lo… prijevod, ali samo u trenutnoj nedostatke bilo kakvih znakova strojno prevođenje.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation of the translation development. One is not affiliated with Google. This does not mean Google is a bad translation, but only in the current absence of any signs of machine translation.
CZECH : Google překlad překladu v?voje. Jedn“m z nich je nen“ spojen s Google. To neznamen·, ûe Google je …patn? překlad, ale pouze v aktu·ln“ neexistuj“ û·dnÈ zn·mky strojovÈho překladu.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translations Development. One of them is not affiliated with Google. That does not mean that Google is a bad translation, but only in the current absence of any signs of machine translation.
DANISH : Google OversÊttelser udvikling. En af dem er ikke tilknyttet Google. Det betyder ikke, at Google er en dÂrlig oversÊttelse, men kun i den nuvÊrende mangel p ethvert tegn p maskinoversÊttelse.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translations Development. One of them is not affiliated with Google. That does not mean that Google is a bad translation, but only in the current absence of any signs of machine translation.
DUTCH : Google Vertalingen Ontwikkeling. Een van hen is niet gelieerd aan Google. Dat betekent niet dat Google is een slechte vertaling, maar alleen in de huidige afwezigheid van enig teken van machine vertaling.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translations Development. One of them is not affiliated with Google. That does not mean that Google is a bad translation, but only in the current absence of any evidence of machine translation.
ENGLISH : Google Translations Development. One of them is not affiliated with Google. That does not mean that Google is a bad translation, but only in the current absence of any evidence of machine translation.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translations Development. One of them is not affiliated with Google. That does not mean that Google is a bad translation, but only in the current absence of any evidence of machine translation.
ESTONIAN : Google t?lked Arengupank. ‹ks neist ei ole seotud Google. See ei t‰henda, et Google on halb t?lge, vaid ainult jooksva t?endite puudumisel masint?lke.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translations Development Bank. One of them is not related to Google. That does not mean that Google is a bad translation, but only for the current absence of evidence of machine translation.
FILIPINO : Google Translations Development Bank. Isa sa mga ito ay hindi na may kaugnayan sa Google. Iyan ay hindi nangangahulugan na ang Google ay isang masamang translation, ngunit para lamang sa kasalukuyang kawalan ng katibayan ng makina pagsasalin.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translations Development Bank. One of them is not related to Google. That does not mean that Google is a bad translated, but only for the current lack of evidence of machine translations.
FINNISH : Google K‰‰nnˆkset kehityspankki. Yksi niist‰ ei liity Google. T‰m‰ ei tarkoita, ett‰ Google on paha k‰‰nt‰‰, vaan ainoastaan t‰ll‰ hetkell‰ ole todisteita konek‰‰nnˆksi‰.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translations Development. One of them does not involve Google. This does not mean that Google is an evil turn, but only at the moment no evidence of machine translations.
FRENCH : Google Traduction pour le dÈveloppement. L'un d'eux ne comporte pas de Google. Cela ne signifie pas que Google est un vilain tour, mais seulement pour le moment aucune preuve de la traduction automatique.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One does not Google. This does not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for the moment no evidence of machine translation.
GALICIAN : Traduce Google para o desenvolvemento. Unha cousa non Google. Isto non significa que Google È un truco porco, pero sÛ para o momento ningunha evidencia de traducciÛn autom·tica.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing not Google. This does not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for the moment no evidence of machine translation.
GERMAN : Google Translate f¸r die Entwicklung. Eine Sache, nicht Google. Dies bedeutet nicht, dass Google einen schmutzigen Trick ist, aber nur f¸r den Moment keine Anhaltspunkte f¸r die maschinelle ‹bersetzung.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for the development. One thing that is not Google. This does not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for the moment no evidence of the machine translation.
GREEK : Google Translate για την ανάπτυξη. Ένα πράγμα που δεν είναι το Google. Αυτό δεν σημαίνει ότι η Google είναι ένα βρώμικο τέχνασμα, αλλά μόνο προς το παρόν δεν στοιχειοθετείται η αυτόματη μετάφραση.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing that is not Google. This does not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for the moment no evidence of automatic translation.
HEBREW : גוגל תרגם עבור פיתוח. דבר אחד הוא לא גוגל. אין פירוש הדבר כי גוגל הוא תרגיל מלוכלך, אבל רק לרגע אין ראיות של תרגום אוטומטי.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing is not Google. This does not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for a moment there is no evidence of automatic translation.
HINDI : विकास के लिए Google अनुवाद. एक बात यह गूगल नहीं है. इसका मतलब यह नहीं है कि गूगल एक गंदी चाल है, लेकिन केवल एक क्षण के लिए वहाँ स्वत: अनुवाद के कोई सबूत नहीं है.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing Google is not. Not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for a moment, there is automatic translation is no evidence.
HUNGARIAN : Google Translate a fejlődÈs. Egy dolog a Google nem. Nem jelenti azt, hogy a Google egy piszkos tr¸kk, de csak egy pillanatra, nincs automatikus ford“t·s nincs bizony“tÈk.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing Google does not. Does not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for a moment, there is no automated translation is not evidence.
ICELANDIC : Google Translate fyrir ?rÛun. Eitt sem Google gerir ?a? ekki. ???ir ekki a? Google er Ûhrein brag?, en a?eins eitt augnablik, ?a? er engin sj·lfvirk ???ing er ekki sˆnnun.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing Google does not. Does not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for a moment, there is no automated translation is not proof.
INDONESIAN : Google Translate untuk pembangunan. Satu hal Google tidak. Tidak berarti bahwa Google adalah trik kotor, tapi hanya untuk sesaat, tidak ada terjemahan otomatis tidak bukti.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing Google does not. It does not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for a moment, there is no automated translation is not evidence.
IRISH : Google Translate le haghaidh forbartha. Rud amh·in nach Google. N“ N“ chialla“onn go Google is a trick salach, ach amh·in ar feadh nÛimÈad, n“l aon fhianaise aistri?ch·n uathoibrithe.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing that Google. Not mean that Google is not a dirty trick, only for a moment, there is no evidence of automated translation.
ITALIAN : Google Translate per lo sviluppo. Una cosa che di Google. Non significa che Google non Ë un gioco sporco, solo per un momento, non vi Ë alcuna prova di traduzione automatica.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing Google. It does not mean that Google is not a dirty game, just for a moment, there is no evidence of machine translation.
JAPANESE : Google翻訳開発。一つのGoogle。これは、Googleが汚いゲーム、ちょっとではないわけではない、そこに機械翻訳の証拠はない。
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation development. One of Google. This, Google dirty game, but not without a bit not in, there is no evidence of machine translation.
KOREAN : Google 번역 개발. 한 구글의. 이것은, 구글 더러운 경기지만, 조금 잘하지하지 않고, 거기 기계 번역의 흔적이다.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation development. One of Google. This, Google, dirty game, but without a well, there is no sign of machine translation.
LATVIAN : Google tulko…anas attīstību. Viens no Google. Tas, Google, netīrās spēle, bet bez labi, nekas neliecina par ma…īntulko…anu.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation development. One of Google. This, Google, dirty game, but without good, there is no indication of machine translation.
LITHUANIAN : "Google" vertimo plėtrą. Vienas i… "Google". Tai, Google, purvinas ûaidimas, bet be gero, nėra automatinio vertimo nuoroda.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation development. One of Google. This is Google's dirty game, but without sound, there is no automatic link translation.
MACEDONIAN : Гугл превод развој. Еден на Google. Ова е валкана игра на Google, но без звук, нема автоматски линк превод.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation development. One of Google. This is a dirty game of Google, but no sound, no automatic link translation.
MALAY : Google terjemahan pembangunan. Salah satu Google. Ini adalah permainan kotor dari Google, tapi tak ada suara, tidak ada terjemahan pautan automatik.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation of the development. One of Google. This is a dirty game of Google, but no voice, there is no automatic link translation.
MALTESE : Google traduzzjoni ta 'l-iżvilupp. Waħda mill-Google. Din hija logħba maħmuġ ta 'Google, imma l-ebda leħen, m'hemm l-ebda traduzzjoni rabta awtomatika.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation of the development. One of Google. This game is off of Google, but no voice, there is no automatic link translation.
NORWEGIAN : Google oversettelse av utbyggingen. En av Google. Dette spillet er av av Google, men ingen stemme, det er ingen automatisk kobling oversettelse.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation of the development. One of Google. This game is off of Google, but no voice, there is no automatic link translation.
PERSIAN : ترجمه گوگل از توسعه است. یکی از گوگل. این بازی خاموش است از گوگل ، اما هیچ صدایی ، هیچ ترجمه لینک خودکار وجود دارد.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation of the development. One of Google. This game is off Google, but no sound, there is no automatic link translation.
POLISH : Tłumaczenie Google rozwoju. Jednym z Google. Ta gra jest od Google, ale nie ma dźwięku, nie ma tłumaczenia automatycznego link.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translation development. One of Google. This game is from Google, but no sound, there is no automatic link translation.
PORTUGUESE : Google Translation desenvolvimento. Um dos Google. Este jogo È do Google, mas sem som, n„o h· link de traduÁ„o autom·tica.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translation development. One of Google. This game is Google, but without sound, there is no automatic link translation.
ROMANIAN : Google Traducere de dezvoltare. Unul dintre Google. Acest joc este Google, dar fără sunet, nu există nicio legătură de traducere automată.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate development. One of Google. This game is Google, but without sound, there is no automatic link translation.
RUSSIAN : Google Translate развития. Один из Google. Эта игра является Google, но без звука, нет автоматического перевода ссылку.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate development. One of Google. This game is Google, but no sound, no automatic translation link.
SERBIAN : Гоогле Транслате развој. Један од Гоогле-а. Ова игра је Гоогле, али нема звука, нема аутоматско превођење везе.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate development. One of Google. This game is Google, but no sound, no automatic translation links.
SLOVAK : Google Translate rozvoj. Jeden z Google. T·to hra je Google, ale ûiadny zvuk, ûiadny automatick? preklad v‰zieb.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate development. One of Google. This game is Google, but no sound, no automatic translation links.
SLOVENIAN : Google Translate razvoj. Eden od Google. Ta igra je Google, vendar ne zvok, ne samodejno prevajanje povezav.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate development. One of Google. This game is Google, but no sound, does not automatically translate links.
SPANISH : Traductor Google desarrollo. Uno de Google. Este juego es de Google, pero no hay sonido, no se traduce autom·ticamente enlaces.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translator development. One of Google. This game is for Google, but no sound, does not automatically translate links.
SWAHILI : Google translator maendeleo. Moja ya Google. mchezo huu ni kwa ajili ya Google, lakini sauti hakuna, siyo moja kwa moja kutafsiri viungo.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translator development. One of Google. This game is for Google, but no sound, not directly translate links.
SWEDISH : Google ˆvers‰ttare utveckling. En av Google. Detta spel ‰r fˆr Google, men inget ljud, inte direkt ˆvers‰tta l‰nkar.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translator development. One of Google. This game is for Google, but no sound, does not directly translate links.
TAGALOG : Google translator pagpapaunlad. Isa sa Google. Ang larong ito ay para sa Google, ngunit walang tunog, ay hindi direktang link sa pagsasalin-wika.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translator development. One of Google. This game is for Google, but no sound, is not directly linked to translation.
THAI : การแปล Google หนึ่ง Google เกมนี้สำหรับ Google แต่เสียงไม่มีไม่ได้เชื่อมโยงโดยตรงกับการแปล
Back to ENGLISH : Google Google translation of this game for Google, but no sound is not linked directly to the translation.
TURKISH : Google iÁin bu oyun Google Google Áeviri, ama hiÁ ses doğrudan Áeviri ile bağlantılı değildir.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Google Google translation for this game, but no sound is not directly associated with translation.
UKRAINIAN : Google Google Google перекладу для цієї гри, але звук не буде, безпосередньо не пов'язаних з перекладом.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Google Google translation for this game, but no sound, not directly related to the translation.
VIETNAMESE : Google Google Google dịch thuật cho trÚ chơi n‡y, nhưng khÙng cÛ ‚m thanh, khÙng trực tiếp li’n quan đến bản dịch.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Google Google translation for this game, but no sound, not directly related to the translation.
WELSH : Google Google Google cyfieithiad ar gyfer y g’m, ond na blymio, nad yw'n ymwneud yn uniongyrchol ar y cyfieithiad.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Google Google translation for the game, but no sound, does not relate directly to the translation.
YIDDISH : Google גוגל Google איבערזעצונג פֿאַר די שפּיל, אָבער ניט געזונט, קען ניט פאַרבינדן גלייַך צו די איבערזעצונג.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Google Google translation for the game, but not well, can not connect directly to the translation.

Whoops!  I think I broke the Broken Translator. :P:
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: MrDrake on June 12, 2010, 11:38:14 PM
Be warned, the following uses a certain word which may not be appropiate for younger audiences.....

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AFRIKAANS : Ek wil om seks te h’ op die strand
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
ALBANIAN : Un” dua q” t” kryeni marr”dh”nie seksuale n” plazh
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
ARABIC : اريد ان ممارسة الجنس على الشاطئ
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
BELARUSIAN : Я хачу мець сэкс на пляжы
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
BULGARIAN : Искам да правя секс на плажа
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
CATALAN : Vull tenir sexe a la platja
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
CHINESE : 我希望有在海滩上的性别
Back to ENGLISH : I hope to have sex on the beach
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我希望有在海滩上的性别
Back to ENGLISH : I hope to have sex on the beach
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我希望有性別上海灘
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
CROATIAN : éelim da imaju sex na plaûi
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
CZECH : Chci m“t sex na pl·ûi
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
DANISH : Jeg vil gerne have sex p stranden
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to have sex on the beach
DUTCH : Ik zou graag sex heeft op het strand
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to have sex on the beach
ENGLISH : I would like to have sex on the beach
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to have sex on the beach
ESTONIAN : Tahaks seksida rannas
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to have sex on the beach
FILIPINO : Gusto kong magkaroon ng sex sa beach
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
FINNISH : En halua seksi‰ rannalla
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
FRENCH : Je ne veux pas avoir des relations sexuelles sur la plage
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
GALICIAN : Eu non quero facer sexo na praia
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
GERMAN : Ich mˆchte nicht auf Sex am Strand haben
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
GREEK : Δεν θέλω να κάνουμε σεξ στην παραλία
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
HEBREW : אני לא רוצה לקיים יחסי מין על החוף
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
HINDI : मैं समुद्र तट पर सेक्स नहीं करना चाहता हूँ
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want sex on the beach
HUNGARIAN : Nem akarom, szex a strandon
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want sex on the beach
ICELANDIC : …g vil ekki kynl“f · strˆndinni
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want sex on the beach
INDONESIAN : Saya tidak ingin seks di pantai
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want sex on the beach
IRISH : N“ mian liom inscne ar an tr·
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want sex on the beach
ITALIAN : Non voglio che il sesso in spiaggia
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want sex on the beach
JAPANESE : 私はビーチでのセックスを望んでいない
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
KOREAN : 내가 해변에서 섹스를하고 싶지 않아요
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
LATVIAN : Es nevēlos nodarboties ar seksu pludmalē
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
LITHUANIAN : A… nenoriu turėti Sex On The Beach
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have Sex On The Beach
MACEDONIAN : Не сакам да имате секс на плажа
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
MALAY : Aku tidak ingin melakukan hubungan seks di pantai
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex at the beach
MALTESE : Ma rridx li jkollhom sess fuq il-bajja
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
NORWEGIAN : Jeg ¯nsker ikke  ha sex p stranden
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
PERSIAN : من نمی خواهم به داشتن رابطه جنسی در ساحل
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on beach
POLISH : Nie chcę uprawiać seks na plaży
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
PORTUGUESE : Eu n„o quero fazer sexo na praia
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
ROMANIAN : Nu vreau sa faci sex pe plaja
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
RUSSIAN : Я не хочу иметь секс на пляже
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
SERBIAN : Не желим да имају секс на плажи
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
SLOVAK : Nechcem mať sex na pl·ûi
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
SLOVENIAN : Ne ûelim, da bi seksali na plaûi
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
SPANISH : No quiero tener sexo en la playa
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
SWAHILI : Sitaki kufanya ngono pwani
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach
SWEDISH : Jag vill inte ha sex stranden
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach
TAGALOG : hindi ko gusto na magkaroon ng sex beach
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach
THAI : ฉันไม่ต้องการมีเพศชายหาด
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach
TURKISH : Seks plaj var istemiyorum
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach
UKRAINIAN : Я не хочу мати секс пляж
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach
VIETNAMESE : TÙi khÙng muốn cÛ quan hệ tÏnh dục b„i biển
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach
WELSH : Nid wyf am i gael traeth rhyw
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach
YIDDISH : איך טאָן ניט וועלן צו האָבן געשלעכט ברעג
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach

Yes, it practically turned it around on me :lol:

From "I want to have sex on the beach" to "I do not want to have sex on the beach" :blink:
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on June 12, 2010, 11:53:09 PM
^If you set it for 25 times, you end with "I do not want sex on the beach." That's grammatically correct and a perfect reversal. :lol
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: MrDrake on June 12, 2010, 11:58:00 PM
Hehe yeah, I know....it's still odd, yet awesome at the same time :lol

Here's one that's even more awesome with the end result "My spider senses are tingling"

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AFRIKAANS : My spin sintuie is jeuk
Back to ENGLISH : My spider senses are tingling
ALBANIAN : Shqisat e mia spider jan” ndjesi shpimi gjilp”rash
Back to ENGLISH : My spider senses are tingling
ARABIC : الحواس العنكبوت بلادي هي وخز
Back to ENGLISH : My spider senses are tingling
BELARUSIAN : Мае пачуцці павук з'яўляюцца покалывание
Back to ENGLISH : My spider senses are tingling
BULGARIAN : Моят паяк сетива са изтръпване
Back to ENGLISH : My spider senses are tingling
CATALAN : Els meus sentits aranya sÛn formigueig
Back to ENGLISH : My spider senses are tingling
CHINESE : 我的感觉是刺痛蜘蛛
Back to ENGLISH : My spider sense is tingling
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我的感觉是刺痛蜘蛛
Back to ENGLISH : My spider sense is tingling
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我的感覺是刺痛蜘蛛
Back to ENGLISH : My spider sense is tingling
CROATIAN : Moj pauk smislu je uzbudljivom
Back to ENGLISH : My spider sense is tingling
CZECH : Můj pavouk smyslu je brněn“
Back to ENGLISH : My spider sense is tingling
DANISH : Min edderkop forstand er prikken
Back to ENGLISH : My spider sense is tingling
DUTCH : Mijn verstand is Spider tintelingen
Back to ENGLISH : My sense is tingling Spider
ENGLISH : My sense is tingling Spider
Back to ENGLISH : My sense is tingling Spider
ESTONIAN : Minu m?ttes pakitsust Spider
Back to ENGLISH : My spider sense tingling
FILIPINO : Aking spider kahulugan tingling
Back to ENGLISH : My spider sense tingling
FINNISH : Oma h‰m‰h‰kki mieless‰ pistely
Back to ENGLISH : My spider sense tingling
FRENCH : J'ai l'impression d'araignÈe picotements
Back to ENGLISH : I feel tingling spider
GALICIAN : Eu me sinto formigamento araÒa
Back to ENGLISH : I feel tingling spider
GERMAN : Ich f¸hle Kribbeln Spinne
Back to ENGLISH : I feel tingling spider
GREEK : Νιώθω φαγούρα αράχνη
Back to ENGLISH : I feel itchy spider
HEBREW : אני מרגישה מגורה עכביש
Back to ENGLISH : I feel itchy spider
HINDI : मैं महसूस खुजली मकड़ी
Back to ENGLISH : I feel itchy spider
HUNGARIAN : ?gy Èrzem, viszkető pÛk
Back to ENGLISH : I feel itchy spider
ICELANDIC : MÈr finnst Èg kl·?a kÛngulÛ
Back to ENGLISH : I feel itchy spider
INDONESIAN : Aku merasa gatal laba-laba
Back to ENGLISH : I feel itchy spider
IRISH : Braithim itchy alla
Back to ENGLISH : I feel itchy spider
ITALIAN : Mi sento prurito ragno
Back to ENGLISH : I feel itchy spider
JAPANESE : 私はかゆみスパイダーを感じる
Back to ENGLISH : I feel itchy spider
KOREAN : 가려워 거미 느낌
Back to ENGLISH : Itching like spiders
LATVIAN : Niezi, piemēram, zirnekļi
Back to ENGLISH : Pruritus, such as spiders
LITHUANIAN : Nieûėjimas, tokių kaip vorai
Back to ENGLISH : Itching, such as spiders
MACEDONIAN : Чешање, како пајаци
Back to ENGLISH : Itching, like spiders
MALAY : Gatal, seperti labah-labah
Back to ENGLISH : Itchy, like spiders
MALTESE : Ħakk, bħall-brimb
Back to ENGLISH : Itching, like spiders
NORWEGIAN : Kl¯e, som edderkopper
Back to ENGLISH : Itching, like spiders
PERSIAN : خارش ، مثل عنکبوت
Back to ENGLISH : Itching, like spiders
POLISH : Swędzenie, jak pająki
Back to ENGLISH : Itching like spiders
PORTUGUESE : Coceira como aranhas
Back to ENGLISH : Itching like spiders
ROMANIAN : Muriţi de nerăbdare ca păianjeni
Back to ENGLISH : Itching like spiders
RUSSIAN : Зуд, как пауки
Back to ENGLISH : Itching like spiders
SERBIAN : Свраб попут паука
Back to ENGLISH : Itching like spiders
SLOVAK : Svrbenie, ako pav?ky
Back to ENGLISH : Itching, like spiders
SLOVENIAN : Srbenje, kot so pajki
Back to ENGLISH : Itching like spiders
SPANISH : Prurito como las araÒas
Back to ENGLISH : Itching like spiders
SWAHILI : Itching kama buibui
Back to ENGLISH : Itching like a spider
SWEDISH : KlÂda som en spindel
Back to ENGLISH : Itching as a spider
TAGALOG : Pangangati bilang isang gagamba
Back to ENGLISH : Itching as a spider
THAI : คันเป็นแมงมุม
Back to ENGLISH : The spider car.
TURKISH : ÷r¸mcek araba.
Back to ENGLISH : Spider car.
UKRAINIAN : Spider автомобіля.
Back to ENGLISH : Spider car.
VIETNAMESE : Spider xe.
Back to ENGLISH : Spider car.
WELSH : Spider car.
Back to ENGLISH : Spider car.
YIDDISH : שפּין מאַשין.
Back to ENGLISH : Spider car.

Yes, Spider-Man ended up talking about a spider car :blink:

And as another bonus, the classic Star Wars line "Luke, I am your father"

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AFRIKAANS : Lukas, Ek is jou vader
Back to ENGLISH : Luke, I am your father
ALBANIAN : Luke, un” jam babai juaj
Back to ENGLISH : Luke, I am your father
ARABIC : لوقا ، وأنا والدك
Back to ENGLISH : Luke, I am your father
BELARUSIAN : Люк, я твой бацька
Back to ENGLISH : Luke, I am your father
BULGARIAN : Люк, аз съм баща ти
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
CATALAN : Lluc Jo sÛc el teu pare
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
CHINESE : 卢克我是你的父亲
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 卢克我是你的父亲
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 盧克我是你的父親
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
CROATIAN : Luka Ja sam tvoj otac
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
CZECH : Luk·… J· jsem tvůj otec
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
DANISH : Luke Jeg er din far
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
DUTCH : Luke ik ben je vader
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
ESTONIAN : Luke ma olen teie isa
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
FILIPINO : Lucas Ako ang iyong ama
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
FINNISH : Luke Min‰ olen sinun is‰si
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
FRENCH : Luke, je suis ton pËre
Back to ENGLISH : Luke, I am your father
GALICIAN : Luke, eu son o seu pai
Back to ENGLISH : Luke, I am your father
GERMAN : Luke, ich bin dein Vater
Back to ENGLISH : Luke, I am your father
GREEK : Λουκά, είμαι ο πατέρας σου
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
HEBREW : לוק אני אבא שלך
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
HINDI : ल्यूक मैं तुम्हारा पिता हूँ
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
HUNGARIAN : Luke Èn vagyok az ap·d
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
ICELANDIC : Luke Èg er fa?ir ?inn
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
INDONESIAN : Luke saya ayahmu
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
IRISH : Luke mÈ d'athair
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
ITALIAN : Luke io sono tuo padre
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
JAPANESE : ルークは私はあなたの父親です
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
KOREAN : 루크 내가 네 아버지다
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
LATVIAN : Luke Es esmu tavs tēvs
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
LITHUANIAN : Luko A… esu tavo tėvas
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
MACEDONIAN : Лука Јас сум твојот татко
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
MALAY : Luke saya ayahmu
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
MALTESE : Luqa I am missierek
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
NORWEGIAN : Luke Jeg er din far
Back to ENGLISH : Luke I am your father
PERSIAN : لوقا من پدر شما
Back to ENGLISH : Luke you father me
POLISH : Luke ty mnie ojciec
Back to ENGLISH : Luke you father me
PORTUGUESE : Lucas È o pai me
Back to ENGLISH : Lucas is the father me
ROMANIAN : Lucas este tatal mine
Back to ENGLISH : Lucas is my father
RUSSIAN : Лукас мой отец
Back to ENGLISH : Lucas, my father
SERBIAN : Лукас, мој отац
Back to ENGLISH : Lucas, my father
SLOVAK : Lucas, mÙj otec
Back to ENGLISH : Lucas, my father
SLOVENIAN : Lucas, moj oče
Back to ENGLISH : Lucas, my father
SPANISH : Lucas, mi padre
Back to ENGLISH : Lucas, my father
SWAHILI : Lucas, baba yangu
Back to ENGLISH : Lucas, my father
SWEDISH : Lucas, min far
Back to ENGLISH : Lucas, my father
TAGALOG : Lucas, ang aking ama
Back to ENGLISH : Luke, my father
THAI : ลูกา, คุณพ่อ
Back to ENGLISH : Luke, your father.
TURKISH : Luke, baban.
Back to ENGLISH : Luke, your father.
UKRAINIAN : Луки, твій батько.
Back to ENGLISH : Luke, your father.
VIETNAMESE : Luke, cha của bạn.
Back to ENGLISH : Luke, your father.
WELSH : Luke, eich tad.
Back to ENGLISH : Luke, your father.
YIDDISH : לוקע, דיין פאטער.
Back to ENGLISH : Hatch, your father.

Yes, Luke Sywalker became Hatch in the end :lol
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on June 13, 2010, 01:04:06 AM
My original text was: Don't make me get out my flying ninja monkeys!

The result?

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AFRIKAANS : Moet nie laat my uit my vlieg ninja ape!
Back to ENGLISH : Do not let me out of my flying ninja monkeys!
ALBANIAN : Mos lejoni ime fluturonte nga majmun”t ninja!
Back to ENGLISH : Do not let fly from my ninja monkeys!
ARABIC : لا تدع يطير من القرود النينجا بلدي!
Back to ENGLISH : Do not let fly from my ninja monkeys!
BELARUSIAN : Не будзем лятаць з маіх малпаў ніндзя!
Back to ENGLISH : We will not fly out of my ninja monkeys!
BULGARIAN : Ние няма да летят от моята нинджа маймуни!
Back to ENGLISH : We will fly from my ninja monkeys!
CATALAN : Anem a fugir dels meus micos ninja!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's run away from my ninja monkeys!
CHINESE : 让我们从我的忍者逃跑猴子!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's run away from my ninja monkeys!
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 让我们从我的忍者逃跑猴子!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's run away from my ninja monkeys!
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 讓我們從我的忍者逃跑猴子!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's run away from my ninja monkeys!
CROATIAN : Let's run away from moj ninja majmunima!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's run away from my ninja monkeys!
CZECH : Pojďme utÈct z mÈho ninja opic!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's run away from my ninja monkeys!
DANISH : Lad os l¯be vÊk fra min ninja aber!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's run away from my ninja monkeys!
DUTCH : Laten we weg te lopen uit mijn ninja-apen!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's run away from my ninja monkeys!
ENGLISH : Let's run away from my ninja monkeys!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's run away from my ninja monkeys!
ESTONIAN : Let's p?geneda minu ninja ahvid!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's escape from my ninja monkeys!
FILIPINO : Let's makatakas mula sa aking mga monkeys ninja!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's escape from my ninja monkeys!
FINNISH : Let's paeta minun ninja apinoita!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's escape my ninja monkeys!
FRENCH : Let's Èchapper ‡ mon singe ninja!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's escape my ninja monkey!
GALICIAN : Imos escapar meu mono ninja!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's run away my ninja monkey!
GERMAN : Let's weglaufen meine Ninja Affen!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's run away my ninja monkeys!
GREEK : Ας τρέξει μακριά πιθήκους ninja μου!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's run away my ninja monkeys!
HEBREW : בוא לברוח קופים הנינג שלי!
Back to ENGLISH : Let's run my ninja monkeys!
HINDI : चलो मेरे निंजा बंदरों भागो!
Back to ENGLISH : Run on my ninja monkeys!
HUNGARIAN : Fuss az Èn ninja majmok!
Back to ENGLISH : Run my ninja monkeys!
ICELANDIC : minn Run Ninja ˆpum!
Back to ENGLISH : My Run Ninja monkeys!

My Run Ninja Monkeys! :spit
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on June 13, 2010, 01:26:53 PM
This one doesn't change much, but I like it because it seems to give a reply.

Input: Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house!
Output: Sarah Palin, Russia is my home!

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AFRIKAANS : Sarah Palin kan sien Rusland van haar huis!
Back to ENGLISH : Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house!
ALBANIAN : Sarah Palin mund ta shohin Rusin” nga sht”pia e saj!
Back to ENGLISH : Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house!
ARABIC : يمكن أن نرى روسيا سارة بالين من منزلها!
Back to ENGLISH : Can Sarah Palin see Russia from her house!
BELARUSIAN : Можна Сара Пэйлін, што Расея са свайго дома!
Back to ENGLISH : Can Sarah Palin, that Russia from my house!
BULGARIAN : Може ли Сара Пейлин, че Русия от къщата ми!
Back to ENGLISH : Could Sarah Palin Russia from my house!
CATALAN : Podria Sarah Palin R?ssia des de casa meva!
Back to ENGLISH : Could Sarah Palin Russia from my house!
CHINESE : 可以萨拉帕林俄罗斯从我的房子!
Back to ENGLISH : Can Sarah Palin Russia from my house!
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 可以萨拉帕林俄罗斯从我的房子!
Back to ENGLISH : Can Sarah Palin Russia from my house!
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 可以薩拉帕林俄羅斯從我的房子!
Back to ENGLISH : Can Sarah Palin Russia from my house!
CROATIAN : Moûe li Sarah Palin Rusije od moje kuće!
Back to ENGLISH : Can Sarah Palin Russia from my house!
CZECH : Můûe Sarah Palin Rusko od mÈho domu!
Back to ENGLISH : Can Sarah Palin Russia from my house!
DANISH : Kan Sarah Palin Rusland fra mit hus!
Back to ENGLISH : Can Sarah Palin Russia from my house!
DUTCH : Kan Sarah Palin Rusland van mijn huis!
Back to ENGLISH : Could Sarah Palin Russia from my house!
ENGLISH : Could Sarah Palin Russia from my house!
Back to ENGLISH : Could Sarah Palin Russia from my house!
ESTONIAN : Kas Sarah Palin Venemaad minu maja!
Back to ENGLISH : Is Sarah Palin on Russia to my house!
FILIPINO : Ay Sarah Palin sa Rusya sa aking bahay!
Back to ENGLISH : Sarah Palin in Russia is my home!
FINNISH : Sarah Palin Ven‰j‰ll‰ on kotini!
Back to ENGLISH : Sarah Palin, Russia is my home!
FRENCH : Sarah Palin, la Russie est ma maison!
Back to ENGLISH : Sarah Palin, Russia is my home!
GALICIAN : Sarah Palin, a Rusia È a miÒa casa!
Back to ENGLISH : Sarah Palin, Russia is my home!
GERMAN : Sarah Palin ist Russland meine Heimat!
Back to ENGLISH : Sarah Palin, Russia is my home!
GREEK : Sarah Palin, η Ρωσία είναι το σπίτι μου!
Back to ENGLISH : Sarah Palin, Russia is my home!
HEBREW : שרה פיילין, רוסיה זה הבית שלי!
Back to ENGLISH : Sarah Palin, Russia is my home!
HINDI : सारा Palin, रूस मेरा घर है!
Back to ENGLISH : Sarah Palin, Russia is my home!
HUNGARIAN : Sarah Palin, Oroszorsz·g az otthonom!
Back to ENGLISH : Sarah Palin, Russia is my home!
ICELANDIC : Sarah Palin, R?ssland er heimili mitt!
Back to ENGLISH : Sarah Palin, Russia is my home!

Sarah Palin is keeping an eye on you :o
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Serris on June 13, 2010, 10:41:02 PM
Chapter 4, Twilight Valley: "I am not your friend, you backstabbing bastard! Get out of this valley!"

Result: "I am not your friend, stabbed in the back of his mother! From this valley!"

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AFRIKAANS : Ek is nie jou vriend, jy backstabbing baster! Uit hierdie vallei!
Back to ENGLISH : I'm not your friend, you backstabbing bastard! From this valley!
ALBANIAN : Un” nuk jam i mikut tuaj, ju backstabbing bastard! Nga kjo lugin”!
Back to ENGLISH : I'm not your friend, you backstabbing bastard! From this valley!
ARABIC : لست صديقك ، يمكنك الطعن بالظهر نذل! من هذا الوادي!
Back to ENGLISH : I'm not your friend, you backstabbing bastard! From this valley!
BELARUSIAN : Я табе не адзін, ты backstabbing Сволачы! З гэтай даліне!
Back to ENGLISH : I'm not your friend, you backstabbing bastards! From this valley!
BULGARIAN : Аз не съм ти приятел, можете backstabbing копелета! От тази долина!
Back to ENGLISH : I'm not your friend, you backstabbing bastards! From this valley!
CATALAN : Jo no sÛc el teu amic, punyalades per l'esquena fills de puta! A partir d'aquesta vall!
Back to ENGLISH : I'm not your friend, stabbed in the back motherfucker! From this valley!
CHINESE : 我不是你的朋友,在刺伤背部娘!从这个山谷!
Back to ENGLISH : I am not your friend, in the back stabbing mother! From this valley!
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我不是你的朋友,在背后插刀的母亲!从这个山谷!
Back to ENGLISH : I am not your friend, in the back stabbing of her mother! From this valley!
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我不是你的朋友,在背後刺傷她的母親!從這個山谷!
Back to ENGLISH : I am not your friend, stabbed in the back of her mother! From this valley!
CROATIAN : Ja nisam tvoj prijatelj, noû u leđa svoje majke! Iz ove doline!
Back to ENGLISH : I am not your friend, stabbed in the back of his mother! From this valley!
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on June 13, 2010, 11:11:52 PM
Not sure if this one is a reply or an affirmation, but the result goes well:

The input is the opening line to the Firefly theme song:

Quote
ENGLISH : Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand.
AFRIKAANS : Neem my liefde, neem my land, neem my waar ek kan nie bly staan nie.
Back to ENGLISH : Take my love, take my land, take me where I can not stand.
ALBANIAN : Merrni e dashur, t” marr” tok”n time, t” marr” mua ku un” nuk mund t” q”ndroj”.
Back to ENGLISH : Take my love, take my land, take me where I can not stand.
ARABIC : خذ حبي ، واتخاذ ارضي ، اتخاذ لي حيث كنت لا تستطيع الوقوف.
Back to ENGLISH : Take my love, take my land, take me where I can not stand.
BELARUSIAN : Вазьмі маю любоў, вазьмі маю зямлю, вазьмеце мяне, дзе я трываць не магу.
Back to ENGLISH : Take my love, take my land, take me where I can not stand.
BULGARIAN : Вземи любовта ми, да ми земята, вземи ме, когато не мога да понасям.
Back to ENGLISH : Take my love, my land, take me where I can not stand.
CATALAN : Pren el meu amor, la meva terra, em porti a on no puc suportar.
Back to ENGLISH : Take my love, my land, take me where I can not stand.
CHINESE : 以我的爱,我的地,在那里我可以带我受不了。
Back to ENGLISH : My love, my land, take me where I can not stand.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我的爱,我的地,在那里我可以带我受不了。
Back to ENGLISH : I love my land, take me where I can not stand.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我愛我的土地,在那裡我可以帶我受不了。
Back to ENGLISH : I love my land, take me where I can not stand.
CROATIAN : Volim moje zemlje, odvedite me gdje sam ne moûe opstati.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, take me where I can not stand.
CZECH : Miluji svÈ zemi, aby mě tam, kde jsem to nevydrû“m.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country to me where I can not stand it.
DANISH : Jeg elsker mit land for mig, hvor jeg kan ikke holde det ud.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country for me where I can not stand it.
DUTCH : Ik hou van mijn land voor mij waar ik niet meer kan verdragen.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country for me where I can not stand it.
ENGLISH : I love my country for me where I can not stand it.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country for me where I can not stand it.
ESTONIAN : Ma armastan oma riik mulle, kus ma ei kannata seda.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country tell me where I can not stand it.
FILIPINO : pag-ibig ko ang aking bansa sabihin sa akin kung saan ay hindi ko tumayo ito.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country tell me where I can not stand it.
FINNISH : Rakastan maatani Kerro miss‰ en voi siet‰‰ sit‰.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, tell me where I can not stand it.
FRENCH : J'aime mon pays, me dire o? je ne peux pas le supporter.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, tell me where I could not stand it.
GALICIAN : Eu amo meu pa“s, me diga onde eu non aturar.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, tell me where I stand.
GERMAN : Ich liebe mein Land, sag mir, wo ich stehe.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, tell me where I stand.
GREEK : Αγαπώ τη χώρα μου, να μου πείτε πού στέκομαι.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, tell me where I stand.
HEBREW : אני אוהב את המדינה שלי, תגיד לי איפה אני עומד.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, tell me where I stand.
HINDI : मैं अपने देश से प्यार है, मुझे बताओ मैं कहाँ खड़े हैं.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, tell me where I stand.
HUNGARIAN : Szeretem a haz·mat, mondd meg, hol ·llok.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, tell me where I stand.
ICELANDIC : …g elska landi? mitt, segja mÈr hvar Èg stend.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, tell me where I stand.
INDONESIAN : Aku cinta negara saya, ceritakan padaku di mana aku berdiri.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, tell me where I stand.
IRISH : Is bre· liom mo th“r, inis dom c· seasann mÈ.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, tell me where I stand.
ITALIAN : Amo il mio paese, mi dica dove mi trovo.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, tell me where I am.
JAPANESE : 私は、ここで私が教えて私の国が大好きです。
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, where I teach.
KOREAN : 내가 가르치는 내 조국을 사랑 해요.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I teach.
LATVIAN : Es mīlu manu valsti, es mācīt.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I teach.
LITHUANIAN : A… myliu savo …alį, a… mokausi.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I am studying.
MACEDONIAN : Ја сакам мојата земја, јас сум студирањето.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I am studying.
MALAY : Saya mencintai negeri saya, saya belajar.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I learned.
MALTESE : I love pajjiż tiegħi, tgħallimt.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I learned.
NORWEGIAN : Jeg elsker mitt land, lÊrte jeg.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I learned.
PERSIAN : من عاشق کشورم ، من را یاد گرفت.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I learned.
POLISH : Kocham mÛj kraj, dowiedziałem się.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I learned.
PORTUGUESE : Eu amo meu pa“s, eu aprendi.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I learned.
ROMANIAN : Œmi place ţara mea, am Ónvăţat.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I learned.
RUSSIAN : Я люблю свою страну, я узнала.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I have learned.
SERBIAN : Волим моју земљу, ја сам научио.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I have learned.
SLOVAK : Milujem svojej krajine, sa naučil ja.
Back to ENGLISH : I love your country, I learned.
SLOVENIAN : Ljubim svojo drûavo, sem se naučil.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I learned.
SPANISH : Amo a mi pa“s, me enterÈ.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I learned.
SWAHILI : I love nchi yangu, mimi kujifunza.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I learn.
SWEDISH : Jag ‰lskar mitt land, l‰r jag.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I learn.
TAGALOG : pag-ibig ko ang aking bansa, ako malaman.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I know.
THAI : ฉันรักประเทศของฉันฉันรู้ว่า
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I know.
TURKISH : ‹lkemi seviyorum, biliyorum.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I know.
UKRAINIAN : Я люблю свою країну, я знаю.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I know.
VIETNAMESE : TÙi y’u đất nước tÙi, tÙi biết.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I know.
WELSH : Rwy'n caru fy ngwlad, mi wn.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I know.
YIDDISH : איך ליבע מיין לאַנד, איך וויסן.
Back to ENGLISH : I love my country, I know.

Input: Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand.
Output: I love my country, I know.
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Ptyra on June 13, 2010, 11:21:17 PM
Quote from: Cancerian Tiger,Jun 12 2010 on  11:04 PM
My Run Ninja Monkeys! :spit
I liked "let's run away from my Ninja Monkeys"  :lol
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: MrDrake on June 13, 2010, 11:26:36 PM
I put in "Float like a butterfly" with the max available....and well....

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AFRIKAANS : Float soos 'n vlinder
Back to ENGLISH : Float like a butterfly
ALBANIAN : Hedh n” qarkullim si nj” flutur
Back to ENGLISH : Float like a butterfly
ARABIC : تعويم مثل فراشة
Back to ENGLISH : Float like a butterfly
BELARUSIAN : Float, як матыль
Back to ENGLISH : Float, like a butterfly
BULGARIAN : Задържат на повърхността, като пеперуда
Back to ENGLISH : Float, like a butterfly
CATALAN : Flota com una papallona
Back to ENGLISH : Fleet as a butterfly
CHINESE : 舰队的一只蝴蝶
Back to ENGLISH : Fleet of a butterfly
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 舰队的蝴蝶
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 蝴蝶艦隊
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
CROATIAN : Leptir Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
CZECH : Butterfly vozovÈho parku
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
DANISH : Butterfly Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
DUTCH : Butterfly Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
ESTONIAN : Butterfly Laevastiku
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
FILIPINO : Butterfly Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
FINNISH : Butterfly Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
FRENCH : Papillon de la flotte
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
GALICIAN : Butterfly Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
GERMAN : Butterfly Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
GREEK : Πεταλούδα Στόλου
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
HEBREW : פרפר צי
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
HINDI : तितली बेड़े
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
HUNGARIAN : PillangÛ Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
ICELANDIC : Butterfly Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
INDONESIAN : Butterfly Armada
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
IRISH : Butterfly Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
ITALIAN : Butterfly Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
JAPANESE : バタフライ艦隊
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
KOREAN : 나비 함대
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
LATVIAN : Butterfly Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
LITHUANIAN : Butterfly laivyno
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
MACEDONIAN : Пеперуга флота
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly fleet
MALAY : Butterfly armada
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
MALTESE : Butterfly Flotta
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
NORWEGIAN : Butterfly Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
PERSIAN : پروانه ناوگان
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
POLISH : Motyl Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
PORTUGUESE : Butterfly Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
ROMANIAN : Butterfly flotei
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
RUSSIAN : Бабочка флота
Back to ENGLISH : Butterfly Fleet
SERBIAN : Делфин флоте
Back to ENGLISH : Dolphin Fleet
SLOVAK : Delf“n vozovÈho parku
Back to ENGLISH : Dolphin fleet
SLOVENIAN : Dolphin flote
Back to ENGLISH : Dolphin Fleet
SPANISH : Delfines de la flota
Back to ENGLISH : Dolphin Fleet
SWAHILI : Dolphin Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Dolphin Fleet
SWEDISH : Dolphin Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Dolphin Fleet
TAGALOG : Lumba-lumba Fleet
Back to ENGLISH : Dolphin Fleet
THAI : Fleet Dolphin
Back to ENGLISH : Fleet Dolphin.
TURKISH : Filo Dolphin.
Back to ENGLISH : Dolphin Fleet.
UKRAINIAN : Дельфін флоту.
Back to ENGLISH : Dolphin Fleet.
VIETNAMESE : C· heo Hạm đội.
Back to ENGLISH : Dolphin Fleet.
WELSH : Dolphin Fflyd.
Back to ENGLISH : Dolphin Fleet.
YIDDISH : דעלפין פליט.
Back to ENGLISH : Dolphin runaway.

I want to know how a butterfly becomes a dolphin....and a fleet of them for an added bonus....are they special Mighty Morphin Power Butterflys?
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on June 14, 2010, 02:15:15 AM
I put in "The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42."

Here is what I got.

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AFRIKAANS : Die antwoord op die lewe, die heelal, en alles is 42.
Back to ENGLISH : The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.
ALBANIAN : P”rgjigje t” jet”s, universit, dhe Ádo gj” ”sht” 42.
Back to ENGLISH : Answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.
ARABIC : الإجابة على الحياة ، والكون ، وكل شيء هو 42.
Back to ENGLISH : Answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.
BELARUSIAN : Адказ на жыццё, на свет, і ўсе 42.
Back to ENGLISH : The answer to life, peace, and all 42.
BULGARIAN : Отговорът на живот, мир, и всички 42.
Back to ENGLISH : The answer to life, peace, and all 42.
CATALAN : La resposta a la vida, la pau, i 42 tots.
Back to ENGLISH : The answer to life, peace, and all 42.
CHINESE : 对生命,和平的答案,和所有42。
Back to ENGLISH : Of life, peace, answers, and all 42.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 生命,和平,答案,所有42。
Back to ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is, all 42.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 生命,和平,答案是,所有的42。
Back to ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is, all 42.
CROATIAN : éivot, mir, odgovor je, sve 42.
Back to ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is, everything 42nd
CZECH : éivot, m“r, odpověď je, v…echno čtyřic·tÈdruhÈ
Back to ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is, all forty-second
DANISH : Life, fred, er svaret, alle toogfyrretyvende
Back to ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is all Forty
DUTCH : Leven, vrede, het antwoord is alle veertig
Back to ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is all forty
ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is all forty
Back to ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is all forty
ESTONIAN : Life, rahu, vastus on k?ik nelik¸mmend
Back to ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is all of forty-
FILIPINO : Buhay, kapayapaan, ang kasagutan ay ang lahat ng 40-
Back to ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is all of 40 -
FINNISH : El‰m‰, rauha, vastaus on kaikkiin 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is all 40 -
FRENCH : La vie, la paix, la rÈponse est tous les 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is all 40 -
GALICIAN : Vida, a paz, a resposta È tÛdolos 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is 40 -
GERMAN : Lebens, des Friedens, die Antwort ist 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is 40 -
GREEK : Η ζωή, η ειρήνη, η απάντηση είναι 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is 40 -
HEBREW : חיים, שלום, התשובה היא 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is 40 -
HINDI : जीवन, शांति, जवाब 40 है -
Back to ENGLISH : Life, peace, the answer is 40 -
HUNGARIAN : Az Èlet, a bÈke, a v·lasz 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : The life of peace, the answer is 40 -
ICELANDIC : L“fi? um fri?, svari? er 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Life of peace, the answer is 40 -
INDONESIAN : Hidup damai, jawabannya adalah 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Live in peace, the answer is 40 -
IRISH : Beo go buan, is È an freagra 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Live in peace, the answer is 40 -
ITALIAN : Vivere in pace, la risposta Ë 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Living in peace, the answer is 40 -
JAPANESE : 平和での生活、答えは40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Living in peace, the answer is 40 -
KOREAN : 평화 생활, 대답은 40입니다 -
Back to ENGLISH : Peaceful life, the answer is 40 -
LATVIAN : Mierīgu dzīvi, atbilde ir 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Peaceful life, the answer is 40 -
LITHUANIAN : Ramus gyvenimas, atsakymas yra 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : A quiet life, the answer is 40 -
MACEDONIAN : А мирен живот, одговорот е 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : A peaceful life, the answer is 40 -
MALAY : Hidup damai, jawapannya adalah 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Peaceful life, the answer is 40 -
MALTESE : ħajja Paċifiku, it-tweġiba hija 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Pacific Life, the answer is 40 -
NORWEGIAN : Pacific Life, er svaret 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Pacific Life, the answer is 40 -
PERSIAN : اقیانوس آرام زندگی ، پاسخ 40 است --
Back to ENGLISH : Pacific Life, the answer is 40 -
POLISH : Pacific Life, odpowiedź jest 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Pacific Life, the answer is 40 -
PORTUGUESE : Pacific Life, a resposta È 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Pacific Life, the answer is 40 -
ROMANIAN : Pacific Life, răspunsul este de 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Pacific Life, the answer is 40 -
RUSSIAN : Pacific Life, ответ на этот 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Pacific Life, the answer to this 40 -
SERBIAN : Мирољубив живот, одговор на ово 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Peaceful life, the answer to this 40 -
SLOVAK : PokojnÈho ûivota, odpoveď na t?to ot·zku 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Peaceful life, the answer to this question 40 -
SLOVENIAN : Mirno ûivljenje, je odgovor na to vpra…anje 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Still life, the answer to this question 40 -
SPANISH : La naturaleza muerta, la respuesta a esta pregunta 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Still life, the answer to this question 40 -
SWAHILI : Bado maisha, jibu la swali hili 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Still life, the answer to this question 40 -
SWEDISH : Stilleben, svaret p denna frÂga 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Still life, the answer to this question 40 -
TAGALOG : Still buhay, ang sagot sa tanong na ito 40 -
Back to ENGLISH : Still alive, the answer to question 40 -
THAI : ชีวิตยังคงคำตอบสำหรับคำถาม 40 --
Back to ENGLISH : Life is still the answer to question 40 -.
TURKISH : Hayat hala cevap 40 soru iÁin -.
Back to ENGLISH : Life is still the answer to question 40 -.
UKRAINIAN : Життя, як і раніше є відповідь на питання 40 -.
Back to ENGLISH : Life is still the answer to question 40 -.
VIETNAMESE : Cuộc sống vẫn l‡ c‚u trả lời cho c‚u hỏi 40 -.
Back to ENGLISH : Life is an answer to question 40 -.
WELSH : Mae bywyd yn ateb i gwestiwn 40 -.
Back to ENGLISH : Life is the answer to question 40 -.
YIDDISH : לעבן איז די ענטפֿער צו פרעגן 40 -.
Back to ENGLISH : Life is the answer to question 40 -.

Quickly! Someone find question 40. I know the answer to it.
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on June 14, 2010, 04:17:25 AM
Quote from: lbt/cty_lover,Jun 14 2010 on  01:15 AM
Quickly! Someone find question 40. I know the answer to it.
Darnit! Once again we know the answer, but not the question! :bang *shakes fist*

Perhaps it has something to with a Cycling Team from May 1940?

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ENGLISH : Quickly! Someone find question 40. I know the answer to it.
AFRIKAANS : Vinnig! Iemand vind vraag 40. Ek weet dat die antwoord daarop.
Back to ENGLISH : Fast! Someone will demand 40. I know the answer to it.
ALBANIAN : Fast! Dikush do t” k”rkoj” 40. Un” e di p”rgjigjen p”r t”.
Back to ENGLISH : Fast! Someone will look 40. I know the answer to.
ARABIC : بسرعة! وسوف شخص ما نظرة 40. أنا أعرف الجواب ل.
Back to ENGLISH : Fast! And somebody will look 40. I know the answer to.
BELARUSIAN : Хутка! І хто-то будзе шукаць 40. Я ведаю, што адказаць.
Back to ENGLISH : Soon! And someone will look 40. I know what to say.
BULGARIAN : Скоро! И някой ще изглеждат 40. Аз знам какво да кажа.
Back to ENGLISH : Soon! And some will look 40. I know what to say.
CATALAN : Aviat! I alguns es veur‡ 40. Jo sÈ el que dir.
Back to ENGLISH : Pronto! And some will be 40. I know what I mean.
CHINESE : 普罗托!有些人可能会是40。我知道我的意思。
Back to ENGLISH : Proteau! Some people may be 40. I know what I mean.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 普罗托!有些人可能是40。我知道我的意思。
Back to ENGLISH : Proteau! Some people may be 40. I know what I mean.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 普羅托!有些人可能是40。我知道我的意思。
Back to ENGLISH : Proteau! Some people may be 40. I know what I mean.
CROATIAN : Proteau! Neki ljudi svibanj biti 40. Znam na …to mislim.
Back to ENGLISH : Proteau! Some people will be May 40th I know what I mean.
CZECH : Proteau! Někteř“ lidÈ budou května 40. V“m, co m·m na mysli.
Back to ENGLISH : ProTeam! Some people will be May 40th I know what I mean.
DANISH : Cykelhold! Nogle mennesker vil vÊre maj 40:e jeg ved hvad jeg mener.
Back to ENGLISH : Cycling team! Some people will be May 40: e I know what I mean.
DUTCH : Fietsen team! Sommige mensen zullen Mei 40: e Ik weet wat ik bedoel.
Back to ENGLISH : Cycling Team! Some people will be in May 1940: e I know what I mean.
ENGLISH : Cycling Team! Some people will be in May 1940: e I know what I mean.
Back to ENGLISH : Cycling Team! Some people will be in May 1940: e I know what I mean.
ESTONIAN : Jalgrattasport Team! M?ned inimesed on mai 1940: e ma tean, mida ma m?tlen.
Back to ENGLISH : Cycling Team! Some people are May 1940: e, I know what I mean.
FILIPINO : Pamimisikleta Team! Ang ilang mga tao ay Mayo 1940: e, alam ko kung ano ang ibig sabihin ko.
Back to ENGLISH : Cycling Team! Some people in May 1940: e, I know what I mean.
FINNISH : Cycling Team! Jotkut toukokuu 1940: e, tied‰n mit‰ tarkoitan.
Back to ENGLISH : Cycling Team! Some of May 1940: e, I know what I mean.
FRENCH : …quipe cycliste! Certains de mai 1940: e, je sais ce que je veux dire.
Back to ENGLISH : Cycling Team! Some of May 1940: e, I know what I mean.
GALICIAN : Equipo de Ciclismo! Alg?ns de maio de 1940: e, sei o que quero dicir.
Back to ENGLISH : Cycling Team! Some of May 1940: and I know what I mean.
GERMAN : Cycling Team! Einige Mai 1940: und ich wei? was ich meine.
Back to ENGLISH : Cycling Team! Some May 1940 and I know what I mean.
GREEK : Ποδηλασία Team! Ορισμένοι Μάιο 1940 και ξέρω τι εννοώ.
Back to ENGLISH : Cycling Team! Some in May 1940 and I know what I mean.
HEBREW : קבוצת אופניים! חלק מאי 1940 ואני יודע למה אני מתכוון.
Back to ENGLISH : Cycling team! Part of May 1940 and I know what I mean.
HINDI : सायक्लिंग टीम! मई 1940 का हिस्सा है और मुझे पता है मैं क्या मतलब है.
Back to ENGLISH : Cycling Team! May 1940 is part of and I know what I mean.
HUNGARIAN : Cycling Team! M·jus 1940 rÈsze, Ès tudom, hogy mire gondolok.
Back to ENGLISH : Cycling Team! May 1940 is, and I know what I mean.
ICELANDIC : HjÛlrei?ar Team! Ma“ 1940 er, og Èg veit hva? Èg meina.
Back to ENGLISH : Cycling Team! May 1940, and I know what I mean.
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: MrDrake on June 14, 2010, 04:34:13 AM
Okay, I put in the classic question "How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

It destroyed it....

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AFRIKAANS : Hoeveel hout kan 'n woodchuck chuck as' n woodchuck kon chuck hout?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
ALBANIAN : Sa druri shum” mund nj” flak marmot” n”se nj” marmot” mund t” braktis dru?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
ARABIC : كيف يمكن لكثير الخشب تشوك الفأر الجبلي الفأر الجبلي إذا كان يمكن أن تشاك الخشب؟
Back to ENGLISH : How many wood chuck Woodchuck Woodchuck if he could chuck wood?
BELARUSIAN : Колькі драўніны патрон Вудчак Вудчак калі б ён мог патрон дрэва?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood chuck Woodchuck Woodchuck if he could chuck wood?
BULGARIAN : Колко дърво патронник северноамерикански мармот северноамерикански мармот, ако той може да патронник дърво?
Back to ENGLISH : How many wood chuck woodchuck woodchuck if he could chuck wood?
CATALAN : Com mandril moltes fusta marmota marmota si podia mandr“ de fusta?
Back to ENGLISH : How many wood chuck could chuck if marmot marmot wood?
CHINESE : 多少木材夹头夹头可如果旱獭旱獭木材?
Back to ENGLISH : How many wood chuck could chuck wood if the marmot marmot?
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 多少木材木材夹头夹头可如果土拨鼠土拨鼠?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood can wood chuck chuck if the woodchuck woodchuck?
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 多少木材可木夾頭夾頭如果土撥鼠土撥鼠?
Back to ENGLISH : How much wood can wood chuck chuck if the woodchuck woodchuck?
CROATIAN : Koliko se drvo drvo Chuck Chuck ako woodchuck woodchuck?
Back to ENGLISH : How Wood Wood Chuck Chuck, if woodchuck woodchuck?
CZECH : Jak Dřevo Dřevo Chuck Chuck, kdyû svi…ť svi…ť?
Back to ENGLISH : How Wood Wood Chuck Chuck, if marmot marmot?
DANISH : Hvordan Wood Wood Chuck Chuck, hvis murmeldyr murmeldyr?
Back to ENGLISH : How Wood Wood Chuck Chuck, if marmots marmots?
DUTCH : Hoe Hout Chuck Chuck, als marmotten marmotten?
Back to ENGLISH : How Wood Chuck Chuck, if marmots marmots?
ENGLISH : How Wood Chuck Chuck, if marmots marmots?
Back to ENGLISH : How Wood Chuck Chuck, if marmots marmots?
ESTONIAN : Kuidas Puit Chuck Chuck, kui marmots marmots?
Back to ENGLISH : How Wood Chuck Chuck, if Marmot Marmot?
FILIPINO : Paano Wood Chuck Chuck, kung ang hayop ng mamot hayop ng mamot?
Back to ENGLISH : How Wood Chuck Chuck, if Marmot Marmot?
FINNISH : Miten Wood Chuck Chuck, jos Marmot Marmot?
Back to ENGLISH : How does the Wood Chuck Chuck, if Marmot Marmot?
FRENCH : Comment le bois Chuck Chuck, si Marmot Marmot?
Back to ENGLISH : How Wood Chuck Chuck, if Marmot Marmot?
GALICIAN : Como Chuck Chuck Wood, se Marmot Marmot?
Back to ENGLISH : How Wood Chuck Chuck, if Marmot Marmot?
GERMAN : Wie Chuck Chuck Wood, wenn Marmot Marmot?
Back to ENGLISH : How Wood Chuck Chuck, if Marmot Marmot?
GREEK : Πώς Ξύλο Chuck Chuck, αν αρκτόμυς αρκτόμυς;
Back to ENGLISH : How Wood Chuck Chuck, if Marmot Marmot?
HEBREW : איך צ 'אק צ' אק ווד, אם מרמיטה מרמיטה?
Back to ENGLISH : How Chuck Chuck Wood, if a groundhog groundhog?
HINDI : कैसे चक चक लकड़ी, अगर एक Groundhog Groundhog?
Back to ENGLISH : How Wood Chuck Chuck, if a Groundhog Groundhog?
HUNGARIAN : Hogyan Wood Chuck Chuck, ha a mormota mormota?
Back to ENGLISH : How Wood Chuck Chuck, if the groundhog groundhog?
ICELANDIC : Hvernig Wood Chuck Chuck, ef groundhog groundhog?
Back to ENGLISH : How Wood Chuck Chuck, if the groundhog groundhog?
INDONESIAN : Bagaimana Wood Chuck Chuck, jika Groundhog Groundhog?
Back to ENGLISH : How Wood Chuck Chuck, if Groundhog Groundhog?
IRISH : Conas Chuck Chuck Wood, m·s rud È go Groundhog Groundhog?
Back to ENGLISH : How Wood Chuck Chuck, if Groundhog Groundhog?
ITALIAN : Come Chuck Chuck Wood, se Marmotta Marmotta?
Back to ENGLISH : Wood Chuck Chuck, if Marmot Marmot?
JAPANESE : ウッドチャックチャック場合は、マーモットマーモット?
Back to ENGLISH : Woodchuck chuck if the Mamottomamotto?
KOREAN : 마못의 척하면 Mamottomamotto?
Back to ENGLISH : Mamotui even say Mamottomamotto?
LATVIAN : Mamotui pat teikt Mamottomamotto?
Back to ENGLISH : Mamotui Mamottomamotto even say?
LITHUANIAN : Mamotui Mamottomamotto net pasakyti?
Back to ENGLISH : Mamotui Mamottomamotto even say?
MACEDONIAN : Mamotui Mamottomamotto дури и го кажеш?
Back to ENGLISH : Mamotui Mamottomamotto even say?
MALAY : Mamotui Mamottomamotto bahkan mengatakan?
Back to ENGLISH : Mamotui Mamottomamotto even say?
MALTESE : Mamotui Mamottomamotto anke jg ˙ idu?
Back to ENGLISH : ˙ help Mamotui Mamottomamotto even say?
NORWEGIAN : ˙ hjelpe Mamotui Mamottomamotto selv si?
Back to ENGLISH : ˙ help Mamotui Mamottomamotto even say?
PERSIAN : ˙ کمک Mamotui Mamottomamotto حتی می گویند؟
Back to ENGLISH : ˙ help Mamotui Mamottomamotto even say?
POLISH : ˙ pomÛc Mamotui Mamottomamotto jeszcze powiedzieć?
Back to ENGLISH : ˙ help Mamotui Mamottomamotto have to say?
PORTUGUESE : ˙ ajudar Mamotui Mamottomamotto tem a dizer?
Back to ENGLISH : ˙ help Mamotui Mamottomamotto have to say?
ROMANIAN : ˙ ajuta Mamotui Mamottomamotto trebuie sa spun?
Back to ENGLISH : ˙ help Mamotui Mamottomamotto have to say?
RUSSIAN : ˙ помочь Mamotui Mamottomamotto должен сказать?
Back to ENGLISH : ˙ help Mamotui Mamottomamotto have to say?
SERBIAN : ˙ помоћ Мамотуи Мамоттомамотто имају за рећи?
Back to ENGLISH : ˙ help Mamotui Mamottomamotto have to say?
SLOVAK : ˙ Pomoc Mamotui Mamottomamotto povedať?
Back to ENGLISH : Help ˙ Mamotui Mamottomamotto say?
SLOVENIAN : Pomoč ˙ Mamotui Mamottomamotto rekel?
Back to ENGLISH : Help ˙ Mamotui Mamottomamotto say?
SPANISH : Ayuda ˙ Mamotui Mamottomamotto decir?
Back to ENGLISH : Help ˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui say?
SWAHILI : Msaada ˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui kusema?
Back to ENGLISH : Help ˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui say?
SWEDISH : Hj‰lp ˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui s‰ga?
Back to ENGLISH : Help ˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui say?
TAGALOG : Tulong ˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui sabihin?
Back to ENGLISH : Help ˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui say?
THAI : ช่วย˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui ว่าอย่างไร
Back to ENGLISH : ˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui help do that.
TURKISH : ˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui yardım bunu.
Back to ENGLISH : ˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui help it.
UKRAINIAN : ˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui вдіяти.
Back to ENGLISH : ˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui do.
VIETNAMESE : ˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui l‡m.
Back to ENGLISH : ˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui do.
WELSH : ˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui wneud.
Back to ENGLISH : ˙ Mamottomamotto Mamotui do.
YIDDISH : ˙ מאַמאָטטאָמאַמאָטטאָ מאַמאָטוי טאָן.
Back to ENGLISH : ˙ mamottomamotto mamotoy do.

Told you :lol
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on June 14, 2010, 06:26:27 AM
Lets do an old classic: Land Before Time.

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AFRIKAANS : Land voor die tyd
Back to ENGLISH : Land before time
ALBANIAN : Toka koh” para se t”
Back to ENGLISH : The land before time
ARABIC : الأرض قبل الوقت
Back to ENGLISH : The land before time
BELARUSIAN : Зямля да пачатку часоў
Back to ENGLISH : Land Before Time
BULGARIAN : Земята преди време
Back to ENGLISH : Land Before Time
CATALAN : Land Before Time
Back to ENGLISH : Land Before Time
CHINESE : 土地时之前
Back to ENGLISH : Before land
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 前土地
Back to ENGLISH : Former Land
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 前土地
Back to ENGLISH : Former Land
CROATIAN : Biv…i Land
Back to ENGLISH : Former Land
CZECH : B?val? Pozemek
Back to ENGLISH : Former Land
DANISH : Tidligere Land
Back to ENGLISH : Former Country
DUTCH : Voormalig Land
Back to ENGLISH : Former Country
ENGLISH : Former Country
Back to ENGLISH : Former Country
ESTONIAN : Endine Riik
Back to ENGLISH : Former Country
FILIPINO : Dating Bansa
Back to ENGLISH : Former Country
FINNISH : Entinen maa
Back to ENGLISH : Former March
FRENCH : Ancien Mars
Back to ENGLISH : Former March
GALICIAN : Ex marzo
Back to ENGLISH : March Past
GERMAN : Defilieren
Back to ENGLISH : Defile
GREEK : Ρυπαίνω
Back to ENGLISH : Besmirch
HEBREW : להכתים
Back to ENGLISH : Stain
HINDI : धब्बा
Back to ENGLISH : Blot
HUNGARIAN : Folt
Back to ENGLISH : Patch
ICELANDIC : Patch
Back to ENGLISH : Patch
INDONESIAN : Tambalan
Back to ENGLISH : Patch
IRISH : Patch
Back to ENGLISH : Patch
ITALIAN : Macchia
Back to ENGLISH : Stain
JAPANESE : 染色
Back to ENGLISH : Staining
KOREAN : 더럽히는 것
Back to ENGLISH : Staining
LATVIAN : Krāso…anas
Back to ENGLISH : Painting
LITHUANIAN : Tapyba
Back to ENGLISH : Painting
MACEDONIAN : Сликарство
Back to ENGLISH : Painting
MALAY : Lukisan
Back to ENGLISH : Paintings
MALTESE : Pitturi
Back to ENGLISH : Paintings
NORWEGIAN : Malerier
Back to ENGLISH : Paintings
PERSIAN : نقاشی
Back to ENGLISH : Painting
POLISH : Malarstwo
Back to ENGLISH : Painting
PORTUGUESE : Pintura
Back to ENGLISH : Painting
ROMANIAN : Pictură
Back to ENGLISH : Painting
RUSSIAN : Живопись
Back to ENGLISH : Painting
SERBIAN : Слика
Back to ENGLISH : Image
SLOVAK : Obraz
Back to ENGLISH : Image
SLOVENIAN : Image
Back to ENGLISH : Image
SPANISH : Imagen
Back to ENGLISH : Image
SWAHILI : Image
Back to ENGLISH : Image
SWEDISH : Bild
Back to ENGLISH : Image
TAGALOG : Imahen
Back to ENGLISH : Image
THAI : ภาพ
Back to ENGLISH : Picture
TURKISH : Resim
Back to ENGLISH : Image
UKRAINIAN : Зображення
Back to ENGLISH : Image
VIETNAMESE : Image
Back to ENGLISH : Image
WELSH : Delwedd
Back to ENGLISH : Image
YIDDISH : בילד
Back to ENGLISH : Image
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on June 16, 2010, 12:32:44 AM
Here's another translation gone bad!

Original statement: Here, kitty kitty kitty!

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AFRIKAANS : Hier, kitty kitty kitty!
Back to ENGLISH : Here, kitty kitty kitty!
ALBANIAN : K”tu, kotele kotele kotele!
Back to ENGLISH : Here, kitty kitty kitty!
ARABIC : هنا كيتي كيتي ، كيتي!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Kitty, Kitty!
BELARUSIAN : Тут Kitty Kitty, Китти!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Kitty, Kitty!
BULGARIAN : Тук Кити Кити, Кити!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Kitty, Kitty!
CATALAN : Aqu“ Kitty Kitty, Kitty!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Kitty, Kitty!
CHINESE : 这里小鹰小鹰,小鹰号!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 这里小鹰小鹰,小鹰号!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 這裡小鷹小鷹,小鷹號!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
CROATIAN : Here Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
CZECH : Zde Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
DANISH : Her Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
DUTCH : Hier Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
ENGLISH : Here Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
ESTONIAN : Siin Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
Back to ENGLISH : Here, Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
FILIPINO : Dito, Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
Back to ENGLISH : Here, Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
FINNISH : T‰‰ll‰ Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
Back to ENGLISH : Here, Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hawk!
FRENCH : Ici, Kitty Hawk Hawk Kitty Kitty Hawk,!
Back to ENGLISH : Here, Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk!
GALICIAN : Aqu“, Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk!
Back to ENGLISH : Here, Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk!
GERMAN : Hier Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk!
GREEK : Εδώ Hawk Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk Kitty!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Hawk Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk Kitty!
HEBREW : הנה קיטי הוק הוק קיטי קיטי הוק!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk!
HINDI : यहाँ किट्टी हॉक किट्टी हॉक किट्टी हॉक!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk!
HUNGARIAN : Itt Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk!
ICELANDIC : HÈr Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk!
Back to ENGLISH : Here Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk!

End result: Here Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk Kitty Hawk! :p
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on June 16, 2010, 12:40:59 AM
Here is one: May I take you out to lunch?

Quote
AFRIKAANS : Mag ek jou uit na middagete?
Back to ENGLISH : Could I out to lunch?
ALBANIAN : Mund ta jasht” p”r drek”?
Back to ENGLISH : Can you out to lunch?
ARABIC : يمكنك الخروج لتناول الغداء؟
Back to ENGLISH : You can go out for lunch?
BELARUSIAN : Вы можаце пайсці на абед?
Back to ENGLISH : You can go for lunch?
BULGARIAN : Можете да отидете за обяд?
Back to ENGLISH : You can go for lunch?
CATALAN : VostË pot anar a dinar?
Back to ENGLISH : You can go to lunch?
CHINESE : 你可以去吃午饭?
Back to ENGLISH : You can eat lunch?
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 你可以吃午饭?
Back to ENGLISH : You can eat lunch?
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 你可以吃午飯?
Back to ENGLISH : You can eat lunch?
CROATIAN : Moûete jesti ručak?
Back to ENGLISH : You can eat lunch?
CZECH : Můûete j“st oběd?
Back to ENGLISH : You can eat lunch?
DANISH : Du kan spise frokost?
Back to ENGLISH : You can eat lunch?
DUTCH : U kunt lunchen?
Back to ENGLISH : You can have lunch?
ENGLISH : You can have lunch?
Back to ENGLISH : You can have lunch?
ESTONIAN : Saate l?unatada?
Back to ENGLISH : Check out the South?
FILIPINO : Tingnan ang South?
Back to ENGLISH : See the South?
FINNISH : Katso South?
Back to ENGLISH : See the South?
FRENCH : Voir le Sud?
Back to ENGLISH : See the South?
GALICIAN : Mira o Sur?
Back to ENGLISH : See the South?
GERMAN : Siehe den S¸den?
Back to ENGLISH : See the South?
GREEK : Βλέπε την Νότου;
Back to ENGLISH : See the South?
HEBREW : ראה את דרום?
Back to ENGLISH : See the South?
HINDI : दक्षिण देखो?
Back to ENGLISH : South See?
HUNGARIAN : DÈl-L·tod?
Back to ENGLISH : South-See?
ICELANDIC : Su?ur-Sj·?
Back to ENGLISH : South-See?
INDONESIAN : Selatan-Lihat?
Back to ENGLISH : South-See?
IRISH : South-FÈach?
Back to ENGLISH : South-View?
ITALIAN : Sud-View?
Back to ENGLISH : South-View?
JAPANESE : 南を見る?
Back to ENGLISH : View south?
KOREAN : 보기 남쪽?
Back to ENGLISH : View the South?
LATVIAN : Apskatīt South?
Back to ENGLISH : View the South?
LITHUANIAN : Perûiūrėti Pietų?
Back to ENGLISH : View the South?
MACEDONIAN : Аватарот на југ?
Back to ENGLISH : View south?
MALAY : Lihat selatan?
Back to ENGLISH : View south?
MALTESE : View nofsinhar?
Back to ENGLISH : View south?
NORWEGIAN : Se s¯r?
Back to ENGLISH : View south?
PERSIAN : مشاهده جنوب؟
Back to ENGLISH : View south?
POLISH : Zobacz na południe?
Back to ENGLISH : View to the south?
PORTUGUESE : Vista para o sul?
Back to ENGLISH : View to the south?
ROMANIAN : Vezi la sud?
Back to ENGLISH : View south?
RUSSIAN : Посмотреть на юг?
Back to ENGLISH : View to the south?
SERBIAN : Поглед на југ?
Back to ENGLISH : View of the south?
SLOVAK : Pohľad na juh?
Back to ENGLISH : Looking to the south?
SLOVENIAN : Če pogledamo na jugu?
Back to ENGLISH : Looking to the south?
SPANISH : Mirando hacia el sur?
Back to ENGLISH : Looking to the south?
SWAHILI : Inayoelekea kusini?
Back to ENGLISH : Looking towards the south?
SWEDISH : Blicken mot sˆder?
Back to ENGLISH : Gaze to the south?
TAGALOG : Paglingon sa timog?
Back to ENGLISH : Turning to south?
THAI : เลี้ยวไปทางทิศใต้?
Back to ENGLISH : Turning to the south?
TURKISH : g¸neyinde Turning?
Back to ENGLISH : Turning to the south?
UKRAINIAN : Переходячи на південь?
Back to ENGLISH : Turning to the south?
VIETNAMESE : Chuyển về ph“a nam?
Back to ENGLISH : Move south?
WELSH : Symud de?
Back to ENGLISH : Going south?
YIDDISH : געגאנגען דרום?

Back to English: Going south?
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Waluigifan on June 17, 2010, 04:31:42 PM
Original (from Hotel Mario):

"Mario: Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay, Luigi?"

Translation steps:
Quote
AFRIKAANS : Mario: Nice van die Prinses ons uit te nooi om oor vir 'n piekniek, eh, Luigi?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
ALBANIAN : Mario: Nice i Princesha q” t” na ftoj” n” lidhje p”r nj” piknik, eh, Luigi?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
ARABIC : ماريو : نيس الاميرة لدعوة لنا لأكثر من نزهة ، ايه ، لويجي؟
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: Nice of the princess to invite us for more than a picnic, eh, Luigi?
BELARUSIAN : Mario: Nice прынцэсы, каб запрасіць нас больш пікнік, а, Луіджы?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: Nice of the princess, to invite us more picnic, and Luigi?
BULGARIAN : Марио: Благодаря на принцесата, за да ни поканят още пикник, и Луиджи?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: I thank the princess to invite us more picnic and Luigi?
CATALAN : Mario: Dono les gr‡cies a la princesa que ens convidin a mÈs de p“cnic i Luigi?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: I thank the princess to invite us over to picnic and Luigi?
CHINESE : 马里奥:我感谢公主邀请我们到野餐和Luigi?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: I thank the princess to invite us to a picnic and Luigi?
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 马里奥:我感谢公主邀请我们到一个野餐和Luigi?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: I thank the princess to invite us to a picnic and Luigi?
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 馬里奧:我感謝公主邀請我們到一個野餐和Luigi?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: I thank the princess to invite us to a picnic and Luigi?
CROATIAN : Mario: Zahvaljujem princeza da nas pozivaju na piknik i Luigija?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: I thank the princess to invite us to a picnic and Luigi?
CZECH : Mario: Děkuji princezna n·s pozvat na piknik a Luigi?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: Thank you, princess to invite us for a picnic and Luigi?
DANISH : Mario: Tak, prinsesse til at invitere os til en picnic og Luigi?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: Thank you, princess to invite us to a picnic and Luigi?
DUTCH : Mario: Dank u wel, prinses om ons uit te nodigen voor een picknick en Luigi?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: Thank you, princess to invite us for a picnic and Luigi?
ENGLISH : Mario: Thank you, princess to invite us for a picnic and Luigi?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: Thank you, princess to invite us for a picnic and Luigi?
ESTONIAN : Mario: T‰nan, printsess kutsuda meid piknik ja Luigi?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: Thank you, Luigi and the Princess to invite us to a picnic?
FILIPINO : Mario: Maraming salamat, Luigi at ang Princess upang mag-imbita sa amin sa isang piknik?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: Thank you, Luigi and the Princess to invite us to a picnic?
FINNISH : Mario: Kiitos, Luigi ja prinsessa kutsua meid‰t piknikille?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: Thank you, Luigi and the princess to invite us for a picnic?
FRENCH : Mario: Je vous remercie, Luigi et la princesse de nous inviter pour un pique-nique?
Back to ENGLISH : Mario: Thank you, Luigi and the princess to invite us for a picnic?
GALICIAN : Mario: Grazas, Luigi ea princesa de nos invitar a un picnic?
Back to ENGLISH : Maria: Thank you, Luigi and Princess to invite us to a picnic?
GERMAN : Maria: Danke, Luigi und Prinzessin zu uns zu einem Picknick einladen?
Back to ENGLISH : Invite Maria: Thank you, Luigi and Princess to us for a picnic?
GREEK : Προσκαλέστε Μαρία: Σας ευχαριστώ, Luigi και την Princess σε μας για πικ-νικ;
Back to ENGLISH : Invite Maria: Thank you, Luigi and Princess in our picnic?
HEBREW : הזמן מריה: תודה, לואיג 'י והנסיכה על הפיקניק שלנו?
Back to ENGLISH : Time Maria: Thank you, Luigi and Princess of our picnic?
HINDI : समय: मारिया धन्यवाद, Luigi और हमारी पिकनिक की राजकुमारी?
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thanks Maria, Luigi and the princess of our picnic?
HUNGARIAN : Idő: Kˆszˆnˆm M·ria, Luigi Ès a hercegnő is piknik?
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Maria, Luigi and the Princess is a picnic?
ICELANDIC : T“mi: ?akka ?Èr, Mar“a, Luigi og Princess er lautarfer??
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Mary, Luigi and Princess is a picnic?
INDONESIAN : Waktu: Terima kasih, Maria, Luigi dan Putri adalah piknik?
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Maria, Luigi and Princess is a picnic?
IRISH : Am: Go raibh maith agat, Maria, t· Luigi agus Banphrionsa picnic?
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thanks, Maria, Luigi and Princess have a picnic?
ITALIAN : Tempo: Grazie, Maria, Luigi e la Principessa fare un picnic?
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thanks, Maria, Luigi and Princess have a picnic?
JAPANESE : 時間:おかげで、マリア、ルイージとプリンセスはピクニックがありますか?
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thanks, Maria, Luigi and Princess Have a picnic!
KOREAN : 시간 : 고마워, 마리아, 루이지 그리고 공주님 피크닉를!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thanks, Maria, Luigi and the Princess Picnic!
LATVIAN : Laiks: Paldies, Marija, Luigi un Princess Piknika!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Maria, Luigi and Princess Picnic!
LITHUANIAN : Laikas: Ačiū, Marija, Luigi ir princesė Piknikas!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Maria, Luigi and Princess Picnic!
MACEDONIAN : Време: Ви благодариме, Марија, Луиџи и принцезата пикник!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thanks, Maria, Luigi and Princess picnic!
MALAY : Waktu: Terima kasih, Maria, Luigi dan berkelah Putri!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Maria, Luigi and Princess picnic!
MALTESE : Time: Grazzi, Maria, Luigi u Picnic Princess!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thanks, Maria, Luigi and Princess Picnic!
NORWEGIAN : Tid: Takk, Maria, Luigi og Prinsesse Picnic!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thanks, Maria, Luigi and Princess Picnic!
PERSIAN : ساعت : پست ها ، ماریا ، لوئیجی و پرنسس پیک نیک!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thanks, Maria, Luigi and Princess Picnic!
POLISH : Czas: Dzięki, Maria, Luigi i Princess Piknik!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thanks, Maria, Luigi and Princess Picnic!
PORTUGUESE : Time: Obrigado, Maria, Luigi e Picnic Princesa!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thanks, Maria, Luigi and Princess Picnic!
ROMANIAN : Ora: Multumesc, Maria, Luigi şi Picnic Prinţesă!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thanks, Maria, Luigi and Princess picnic!
RUSSIAN : Время: Спасибо, Мария, Луиджи и принцесса пикник!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Maria, Luigi and Princess picnic!
SERBIAN : Време: Хвала ти, Марија, Луиђи и принцеза пикник!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Maria, Luigi and Princess picnic!
SLOVAK : Čas: Ďakujem v·m, Maria, Luigiho a princeznej piknik!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Mario, Luigi and Princess picnic!
SLOVENIAN : Time: Hvala, Mario, Luigi in princesa piknik!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Mario, Luigi and Princess picnic!
SPANISH : Hora: Gracias, Mario, Luigi y la Princesa de picnic!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Mario, Luigi and Princess of picnic!
SWAHILI : Time: Asante, Mario, Luigi na Princess ya picnic!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Mario, Luigi and Princess of picnic!
SWEDISH : Tid: Tack, Mario, Luigi och prinsessan av picknick!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Mario, Luigi and Princess of picnic!
TAGALOG : Time: Salamat sa iyo, Mario, Luigi at Princess ng piknik!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Mario, Luigi and Princess of picnic!
THAI : Time : Thank you, Mario, Luigi และ Princess ของปิกนิก!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Mario, Luigi and Princess of the picnic!
TURKISH : Saat: Teşekk¸rler, Mario, Luigi ve Prenses piknik!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Mario, Luigi and Princess picnic!
UKRAINIAN : Час: Спасибо, Маріо, Луїджі і принцеса пікнік!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Mario, Luigi and Princess picnic!
VIETNAMESE : Thời gian: Cảm ơn bạn, Mario, Luigi v‡ picnic Princess!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Mario, Luigi and Princess picnic!
WELSH : Amser: Diolch i chi, Mario, Luigi a Princess picnic!
Back to ENGLISH : Time: Thank you, Mario, Luigi and Princess picnic!
YIDDISH : צייט: דאַנקען דיר, מאַריאָ, לויגי און פּרינסעס מאַכנ אַ פּיקניק!

Result:

Time: thank you, Marino, loygi and Princess picnic!

lol

Another translation:

"I hope she made lots of spaghetti!"

Steps:
Quote
AFRIKAANS : Ek hoop sy het baie van spaghetti!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope she has a lot of spaghetti!
ALBANIAN : Un” shpresoj q” ajo ka shum” spageti!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope she has a lot of spaghetti!
ARABIC : أتمنى أن لديها الكثير من السباغيتي!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope to have a lot of spaghetti!
BELARUSIAN : Я спадзяюся, што ёсць шмат спагецці!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope there are lots of spaghetti!
BULGARIAN : Надявам се, че има много спагети!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope that many spaghetti!
CATALAN : Espero que molts spaghetti!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope that many spaghetti!
CHINESE : 我希望,许多意大利面条!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope that many of spaghetti!
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我希望意大利面条了!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope that Italian noodles!
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我希望,意大利麵條!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope that spaghetti!
CROATIAN : Nadam se da …pagete!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope the spaghetti!
CZECH : Douf·m, ûe …pagety!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope the spaghetti!
DANISH : Jeg hÂber, at spaghetti!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope the spaghetti!
DUTCH : Ik hoop dat de spaghetti!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope the spaghetti!
ENGLISH : I hope the spaghetti!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope the spaghetti!
ESTONIAN : Loodan, spagetid!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope the spaghetti!
FILIPINO : Umaasa ako sa spaghetti!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope the spaghetti!
FINNISH : Toivon spagetti!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope the spaghetti!
FRENCH : J'espËre que les spaghettis!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope the spaghetti!
GALICIAN : Espero que o macarr„o!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope the pasta!
GERMAN : Ich hoffe, die Pasta!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope the Pasta!
GREEK : Ελπίζω ότι η Ζυμαρικά!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope the pasta!
HEBREW : אני מקווה את הפסטה!
Back to ENGLISH : I hope the pasta!
HINDI : मैं पास्ता की उम्मीद है!
Back to ENGLISH : I expect pasta!
HUNGARIAN : Gondolom tÈszta!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
ICELANDIC : …g held a? pasta!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
INDONESIAN : Saya rasa pasta!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
IRISH : I mo thuairimse, pasta!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
ITALIAN : Penso che pasta!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
JAPANESE : と思うパスタ!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
KOREAN : 내 생각은 파스타!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
LATVIAN : Es domāju, ka makaroni!
Back to ENGLISH : I think the pasta!
LITHUANIAN : Manau, kad makaronai!
Back to ENGLISH : I think that pasta!
MACEDONIAN : Мислам дека тестенини!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
MALAY : Saya rasa pasta!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
MALTESE : I think għaġin!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
NORWEGIAN : Jeg tror pasta!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
PERSIAN : من فکر می کنم ماکارونی!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
POLISH : Myślę, że makaron!
Back to ENGLISH : I think that pasta!
PORTUGUESE : Eu acho que massa!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
ROMANIAN : Cred paste!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
RUSSIAN : Я думаю, макароны!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
SERBIAN : Мислим да је тестенина!
Back to ENGLISH : I think it's pasta!
SLOVAK : Mysl“m, ûe cestoviny!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
SLOVENIAN : Mislim, da testenine!
Back to ENGLISH : I think pasta!
SPANISH : Creo que la pasta!
Back to ENGLISH : Believe that pasta!
SWAHILI : Kuamini kwamba pasta!
Back to ENGLISH : Believing that pasta!
SWEDISH : Att tro att pasta!
Back to ENGLISH : To believe that pasta!
TAGALOG : Upang naniniwala na ang pasta!
Back to ENGLISH : To believe that pasta!
THAI : เชื่อว่าพาสต้า!
Back to ENGLISH : Believe that pasta!
TURKISH : Inanıyorum ki makarna!
Back to ENGLISH : I believe that pasta!
UKRAINIAN : Я вважаю, що макарони!
Back to ENGLISH : I believe that pasta!
VIETNAMESE : TÙi tin rằng mÏ!
Back to ENGLISH : I believe that bread!
WELSH : Yr wyf yn credu bod bara!
Back to ENGLISH : I believe that bread!
YIDDISH : איך גלויבן אַז ברויט!

Result:
I believe that bread!
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Ptyra on August 13, 2010, 02:08:42 PM
I've got another!

Original translation: Can we bake him bake him in a quiche?


Quote
AFRIKAANS : Kan ons hom in 'n bak quiche?
Back to ENGLISH : Can we put him in a quiche dish?
ALBANIAN : A mund ta v”n” at” n” nj” pjat” quiche?
Back to ENGLISH : Can I put it in a quiche dish?
ARABIC : هل يمكنني وضعه في صحن كيشي؟
Back to ENGLISH : Can I put it in a dish quiche?
BELARUSIAN : Ці магу я паставіць яго ў страва пірог з заварным крэмаў?
Back to ENGLISH : Can I put it in a dish quiche?
BULGARIAN : Мога ли да я тури в чиния киш?
Back to ENGLISH : Can I put it in a quiche dish?
CATALAN : Puc posar-lo en un plat quiche?
Back to ENGLISH : I put it in a quiche dish?
CHINESE : 我把乳蛋饼菜呢?
Back to ENGLISH : I quiche vegetables?
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我基切蔬菜吗?
Back to ENGLISH : I QuichÈ vegetables?
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我基切蔬菜嗎?
Back to ENGLISH : I QuichÈ vegetables?
CROATIAN : Ja QuichÈ povrće?
Back to ENGLISH : I QuichÈ vegetables?
CZECH : I QuichÈ zeleninu?
Back to ENGLISH : I QuichÈ vegetables?
DANISH : Jeg QuichÈ gr¯ntsager?
Back to ENGLISH : I QuichÈ vegetables?
DUTCH : Ik Quiche fruit?
Back to ENGLISH : I Quiche fruit?
ENGLISH : I Quiche fruit?
Back to ENGLISH : I Quiche fruit?
ESTONIAN : Ma Quishe vilja?
Back to ENGLISH : I Quiche with fruit?
FILIPINO : Quiche ko sa prutas?
Back to ENGLISH : I Quiche Fruit?
FINNISH : Olen Quiche Hedelm‰?
Back to ENGLISH : I am Quiche Fruit?
FRENCH : Je suis fruits quiche?
Back to ENGLISH : I am a fruit quiche?
GALICIAN : Eu son un QuichÈ de froitas?
Back to ENGLISH : I am a QuichÈ fruit?
GERMAN : Ich bin ein QuichÈ Obst?
Back to ENGLISH : I am a QuichÈ fruit?
GREEK : Είμαι Κις φρούτα;
Back to ENGLISH : I Quiche Fruit?
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Mwen kich fwi?
Back to ENGLISH : I Kish fruit?
HEBREW : אני קיש פירות?
Back to ENGLISH : I quiche fruit?
HINDI : मैं पीड़ा एक कांटा लेकिन फल?
Back to ENGLISH : I hurt a fork but fruit?
HUNGARIAN : F·j a vill·t, de gy¸mˆlcsˆt?
Back to ENGLISH : I have a fork, but the fruit?
ICELANDIC : …g er me? gaffli, en ·vˆxt?
Back to ENGLISH : I have a fork, but fruit?
INDONESIAN : Aku punya garpu, tapi buah?
Back to ENGLISH : I have a fork, but the fruit?
IRISH : T· mÈ gabhlÛg, ach na tortha“?
Back to ENGLISH : I have a fork, but the results?
ITALIAN : Ho una forchetta, ma i risultati?
Back to ENGLISH : I have a fork, but the results?
JAPANESE : 私は、結果をフォークがありますか?
Back to ENGLISH : Do I have to fork results?
KOREAN : 난 결과를 포크로해야하나요?
Back to ENGLISH : Do I need to fork the results?
LATVIAN : Vai man ir nepiecie…ams, lai dak…a rezultātus?
Back to ENGLISH : Do I need to fork results?
LITHUANIAN : Ar man reikia …akutės rezultatus?
Back to ENGLISH : Do I need a fork in the results?
MACEDONIAN : Дали треба вилушка во резултатите?
Back to ENGLISH : Should a fork in the results?
MALAY : Haruskah garpu dalam keputusan?
Back to ENGLISH : Should a fork in the results?
MALTESE : Jekk furketta fir-riżultati?
Back to ENGLISH : If a fork in the results?
NORWEGIAN : Hvis en gaffel i resultatene?
Back to ENGLISH : If a fork in the results?
PERSIAN : اگر چنگال در نتایج؟
Back to ENGLISH : If the fork in the results?
POLISH : Jeżeli widelec w wynikach?
Back to ENGLISH : If the fork in the results?
PORTUGUESE : Se o garfo nos resultados?
Back to ENGLISH : If the fork in the results?
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Se o garfo nos resultados?
Back to ENGLISH : If the fork in the results?
ROMANIAN : Œn cazul Ón care furculiţă Ón rezultate?
Back to ENGLISH : If the fork in the results?
RUSSIAN : Если вилка в результатах?
Back to ENGLISH : If the plug in the results?
SERBIAN : Ако утикач у резултатима?
Back to ENGLISH : If you plug in the results?
SLOVAK : Ak pripoj“te v?sledky?
Back to ENGLISH : If you connect the results?
SLOVENIAN : Če poveûete rezultate?
Back to ENGLISH : If you connect the results?
SPANISH : Si conecta los resultados?
Back to ENGLISH : If you connect the results?
SWAHILI : Kama kuunganisha matokeo?
Back to ENGLISH : If connecting the results?
SWEDISH : Om du ansluter resultat?
Back to ENGLISH : If you connect the results?
TAGALOG : Kung ikonekta ang mga resulta?
Back to ENGLISH : If you connect the results?
THAI : หากคุณเชื่อมต่อผลหรือไม่
Back to ENGLISH : If you connect to the results or not.
TURKISH : Eğer sonuÁ ya da değil bağlanıyorsanız.
Back to ENGLISH : If the results are connected or not.
UKRAINIAN : Якщо результати пов'язані чи ні.
Back to ENGLISH : If the results are related or not.
VIETNAMESE : Nếu kết quả cÛ li’n quan hay khÙng.
Back to ENGLISH : If the result is relevant or not.
WELSH : Os bydd y canlyniad yn berthnasol ai peidio.
Back to ENGLISH : If the result is relevant or not.
YIDDISH : אויב די רעזולטאַט איז באַטייַטיק אָדער ניט.
Back to ENGLISH : If the result is significant or not.
Result: If the result is significant or not.
Wow. Just...wow. I have the strangest urge to make fun of this XD .
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on August 20, 2010, 09:47:55 AM
Okay, let's try this.

"Vore!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Attention!"

Full Result.

Quote
AFRIKAANS : Vore!
Back to ENGLISH : Fore!
ALBANIAN : Fore!
Back to ENGLISH : Fore!
ARABIC : الصدارة!
Back to ENGLISH : Fore!
BELARUSIAN : У носе!
Back to ENGLISH : Fore!
BULGARIAN : Предни!
Back to ENGLISH : Fore!
CATALAN : Fore!
Back to ENGLISH : Fore!
CHINESE : 富勒!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 富勒!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 富勒!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
CROATIAN : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
CZECH : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
DANISH : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
DUTCH : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
ENGLISH : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
ESTONIAN : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
FILIPINO : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
FINNISH : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
FRENCH : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
GALICIAN : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
GERMAN : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
GREEK : Φούλερ!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
HEBREW : פולר!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
HINDI : फुलर!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
HUNGARIAN : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
ICELANDIC : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
INDONESIAN : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
IRISH : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
ITALIAN : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
JAPANESE : フラー!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
KOREAN : 풀러!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
LATVIAN : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
LITHUANIAN : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
MACEDONIAN : Фулер!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
MALAY : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
MALTESE : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
NORWEGIAN : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
PERSIAN : فولر!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
POLISH : Pełniejsze!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
PORTUGUESE : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
ROMANIAN : Fuller!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
RUSSIAN : Фуллер!
Back to ENGLISH : Fuller!
SERBIAN : Потпуније!
Back to ENGLISH : Thorough!
SLOVAK : DÙkladnÈ!
Back to ENGLISH : Thorough!
SLOVENIAN : Temeljito!
Back to ENGLISH : Careful!
SPANISH : °Cuidado!
Back to ENGLISH : Beware!
SWAHILI : Jihadharini!
Back to ENGLISH : Beware!
SWEDISH : Se upp!
Back to ENGLISH : Watch out!
TAGALOG : Watch out!
Back to ENGLISH : Watch out!
THAI : ระวัง!
Back to ENGLISH : Warning!
TURKISH : Uyarı!
Back to ENGLISH : Warning!
UKRAINIAN : Увага!
Back to ENGLISH : Attention!
VIETNAMESE : Ch? ?!
Back to ENGLISH : Attention!
WELSH : Sylw!
Back to ENGLISH : Attention!
YIDDISH : אכטונג!
Back to ENGLISH : Attention!

Hmm... Let's see what else we can get out of just single words.
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: vonboy on April 15, 2011, 02:00:09 PM
I tried

"Hello. My name is the Professor, and you already know too much about me for me to continue. Beep!"

after 56 translations, I ended up with this...

"This, they know my name, you can continue to live."

I thought that was kind of funny :lol .

Quote
AFRIKAANS : Hello. My naam is die Professor, en jy weet al te veel oor my vir my om voort te gaan. Toet!
Back to ENGLISH : Hello. My name is Professor, and you know too much about me for me to continue. Beep!
ALBANIAN : Hello. Emri im ”sht” profesor, dhe ju e dini shum” p”r mua p”r mua p”r t” vazhduar. Beep!
Back to ENGLISH : Hello. My name is Professor, and you know more about me for me to continue. Beep!
ARABIC : مرحبا. اسمي أستاذ ، وأنت تعرف المزيد عن لي بالنسبة لي للاستمرار. تنبيه!
Back to ENGLISH : Hello. My name is Professor, and you know more about me for me to continue. Warning!
BELARUSIAN : Добры дзень. Мяне клічуць Прафесар, і вы ведаеце пра мяне больш для мяне, каб працягнуць. Увага!
Back to ENGLISH : Good afternoon. My name is Professor, and you know more about me for me to continue. Attention!
BULGARIAN : Добър ден. Моето име е професор, а вие знаете повече за мен за мен за да продължите. Внимание!
Back to ENGLISH : Good afternoon. My name is Professor, and you know more about me for me to continue. Warning!
CATALAN : Bona tarda. El meu nom Ès professor, i vostË sap mÈs sobre mi per a mi per continuar. AtenciÛ!
Back to ENGLISH : Good afternoon. My name is Professor, and you know more about me for me to continue. Warning!
CHINESE : 下午好。我的名字是教授,你知道我有更多的我继续。警告!
Back to ENGLISH : Good afternoon. My name is Professor, you know I have more I continued. Warning!
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 下午好。我的名字是教授,您知道我有更多的我继续问。警告!
Back to ENGLISH : Good afternoon. My name is Professor, you know I have more I continued. Warning!
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 下午好。我的名字是教授,您知道我有更多的我繼續問。警告!
Back to ENGLISH : Good afternoon. My name is Professor, you know I have more I continued. Warning!
CROATIAN : Dobar dan. Moje ime je profesor, znate ja sam vi…e sam nastavio. Upozorenje!
Back to ENGLISH : Good day. My name is Professor, I know the more I continued. Warning!
CZECH : Dobr? den. MÈ jmÈno je profesor, v“m, t“m v“c jsem pokračoval. Upozorněn“!
Back to ENGLISH : Good day. My name is Professor, I know, the more I continued. Warning!
DANISH : God dag. Mit navn er professor, jeg ved, jo mere jeg fortsatte. Advarsel!
Back to ENGLISH : Good day. My name is Professor, I know, the more I continued. Warning!
DUTCH : Goede dag. Mijn naam is professor, ik weet, hoe meer ik voortgezet. Let op!
Back to ENGLISH : Good day. My name is Professor, I know, the more I continued. Attention!
ENGLISH : Good day. My name is Professor, I know, the more I continued. Attention!
Back to ENGLISH : Good day. My name is Professor, I know, the more I continued. Attention!
ESTONIAN : Hea p‰ev. Minu nimi on professor, ma tean, seda rohkem ma j‰tkata. T‰helepanu!
Back to ENGLISH : Good day. My name is Professor, I know, the more I continue. Attention!
FILIPINO : Magandang araw. Ang pangalan ko ay Professor, alam ko, mas patuloy ko. Attention!
Back to ENGLISH : Good day. My name is Professor, I know, the more I continued. Attention!
FINNISH : Hyv‰‰ p‰iv‰‰. Nimeni on professori, tied‰n, sit‰ enemm‰n olen jatkanut. Huomio!
Back to ENGLISH : Good day. My name is Professor, I know, the more I continued. Attention!
FRENCH : Bonne journÈe. Mon nom est professeur, je sais, plus je continuais. Attention!
Back to ENGLISH : Good day. My name is Professor, I know, the more I kept going. Warning!
GALICIAN : Bo d“a. O meu nome È Profesor, sei, m·is eu contin?e. AtenciÛn!
Back to ENGLISH : Good morning. My name is Professor, I know, but I continue. Attention!
GERMAN : Guten Morgen. Mein Name ist Professor, ich wei?, aber ich fortsetzen. Achtung!
Back to ENGLISH : Good morning. My name is Professor, I know, but I continue. Oops!
GREEK : Καλημέρα. Το όνομά μου είναι ο καθηγητής, το ξέρω, αλλά συνεχίζω. Ωχ!
Back to ENGLISH : Good morning. My name is Professor, I know, but keep going. Oops!
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Bon maten. Non mwen se pwofesË, mwen konnen yo, men kenbe prale. Oup!
Back to ENGLISH : Good morning. My name is teacher, I know, but keep going. Oup!
HEBREW : בוקר טוב. השם שלי הוא מורה, אני יודע, אבל ממשיכים ללכת. Oup!
Back to ENGLISH : Good morning. My name is a teacher, I know, but keep going. Oup!
HINDI : गुड मॉर्निंग. मेरा नाम एक शिक्षक है मुझे पता है, लेकिन जाते रहते हैं. OUP!
Back to ENGLISH : Good morning. My name is a teacher I know, but keep going. OUP!
HUNGARIAN : JÛ reggel. A nevem tan·r tudom, de menj tov·bb. OUP!
Back to ENGLISH : Good morning. The teachers know my name, but go further. OUP!
ICELANDIC : GÛ?an daginn. Kennararnir vita nafn mitt, en fara lengra. OUP!
Back to ENGLISH : Good morning. The teachers know my name, but go further. OUP!
INDONESIAN : Selamat pagi. Para guru tahu namaku, tapi pergi lebih jauh. OUP!
Back to ENGLISH : Good morning. The teachers know my name, but go further. OUP!
IRISH : Dea-maidin. T· a fhios ag na m?inteoir“ is ainm dom, ach dul a thuilleadh. OUP!
Back to ENGLISH : Good morning. A teacher knows my name, but go further. OUP!
ITALIAN : Buongiorno. Un insegnante conosce il mio nome, ma andare oltre. OUP!
Back to ENGLISH : Good morning. A teacher knows my name, but go further. OUP!
JAPANESE : おはようございます。先生は、私の名前を知っているが、さらに進んでください。ウリ!
Back to ENGLISH : Good morning. The teacher knows my name, please proceed further. Uri!
KOREAN : 안녕하세요. 선생님은 내 이름이 더 진행하세요 알아. 열린우리당!
Back to ENGLISH : Hello. Teachers know my name, please proceed further. Uri!
LATVIAN : Hello. Skolotāji zina savu vārdu, lūdzu, turpiniet tālāk. URI!
Back to ENGLISH : Hello. The teachers know my name, please continue on. URI:
LITHUANIAN : Sveiki. Mokytojai ûino mano vardą, pra…ome tęsti. URI:
Back to ENGLISH : Hello. The teachers know my name, please continue. URI:
MACEDONIAN : Здраво. На наставниците знае моето име, ве молиме да продолжи. Адреса:
Back to ENGLISH : Hello. The teachers know my name, please continue. Address:
MALAY : Halo. Para guru tahu nama saya, sila teruskan. Alamat:
Back to ENGLISH : Hello. The teachers know my name, please proceed. Address:
MALTESE : Hello. L-għalliema taf l-isem tiegħi, jekk jogħġbok ipproċedi. Indirizz:
Back to ENGLISH : Hello. The teachers know my name, please proceed. Address:
NORWEGIAN : Hallo. LÊrerne kjenner mitt navn, kan du fortsette. Adresse:
Back to ENGLISH : Hello. The teachers know my name, you can continue. Address:
PERSIAN : سلام. معلمان می دانم نام من ، شما می توانید ادامه خواهد داد. آدرس :
Back to ENGLISH : Hello. Teachers know my name, you can continue. Address:
POLISH : Witam. Nauczyciele znają moje imię, będzie można kontynuować. Adres:
Back to ENGLISH : Hello. The teachers know my name, you can continue. Address:
PORTUGUESE : Ol·. Os professores sabem o meu nome, voc’ pode continuar. EndereÁo:
Back to ENGLISH : Hello The teachers know my name, you can continue. Address:
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Ol· Os professores sabem o meu nome, voc’ pode continuar. EndereÁo:
Back to ENGLISH : Hello The teachers know my name, you can continue. Address:
ROMANIAN : Bună ziua profesorii cunosc numele meu, puteţi continua. Adresa:
Back to ENGLISH : Hello teachers know my name, you can proceed. Address:
RUSSIAN : Привет учителя знают мое имя, вы можете продолжить. Адрес:
Back to ENGLISH : Hi teachers know my name, you can proceed. Address:
SERBIAN : Здраво наставници знају моје име, можете да наставите. Адреса:
Back to ENGLISH : Hello teachers know my name, you can proceed. Address:
SLOVAK : Dobr? deň, učitelia poznať moje meno, mÙûete pokračovať. Adresa:
Back to ENGLISH : Hello, teachers know my name, you can continue. Address:
SLOVENIAN : Pozdravljeni, učitelji ve… moje ime, lahko nadaljujete. Naslov:
Back to ENGLISH : Hello, teachers know my name, you can continue. Address:
SPANISH : Hola, los profesores saben mi nombre, puede continuar. DirecciÛn:
Back to ENGLISH : Hello, they know my name, you can continue. Address:
SWAHILI : Hello, wao kujua jina langu, unaweza kuendelea. Anwani:
Back to ENGLISH : Hello, they know my name, you can proceed. Address:
SWEDISH : Hej, de vet mitt namn, kan du forts‰tta. Adress:
Back to ENGLISH : Hey, they know my name, you can continue. Address:
TAGALOG : Hey, alam nila ang aking pangalan, maaari mong magpatuloy. Address:
Back to ENGLISH : Hey, they know my name, you can proceed. Address:
THAI : เฮ้พวกเขารู้ชื่อของฉันคุณสามารถดำเนินการต่อไป ที่อยู่ :
Back to ENGLISH : Hey, they know my name, you can continue to live.
TURKISH : Hey, onlar ismimi biliyorsun, yaşamaya devam edebilirsiniz.
Back to ENGLISH : Hey, they know my name, you can continue to live.
UKRAINIAN : Ей, вони знають моє ім'я, ви можете продовжувати жити.
Back to ENGLISH : Hey, they know my name, you can continue to live.
VIETNAMESE : N‡y, họ biết t’n của tÙi, bạn cÛ thể tiếp tục sống.
Back to ENGLISH : This, they know my name, you can continue to live.
WELSH : Mae hyn, maent yn gwybod fy enw, gallwch barhau i fyw.
Back to ENGLISH : This, they know my name, you can continue to live.
YIDDISH : דאס, זיי וויסן מיין נאָמען, איר קענען פאָרזעצן צו לעבן.
Back to ENGLISH : This, they know my name, you can continue to live.
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 15, 2011, 02:22:01 PM
I did "Why does Hollywood always get history wrong in movies?"

after 56 translations I got...

"The story does not sound?"




Quote
AFRIKAANS : Hoekom Hollywood nie altyd die geskiedenis verkeerd in flieks?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always wrong in the history of movies?
ALBANIAN : Pse Hollywood nuk ”sht” gjithmon” e gabuar n” historin” e filmave?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always wrong in the history of movies?
ARABIC : لماذا هوليوود ليس دائما على خطأ في تاريخ السينما؟
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always wrong in the history of cinema?
BELARUSIAN : Чаму Галівуд не заўсёды так у гісторыі кіно?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case in the history of cinema?
BULGARIAN : Защо Холивуд не винаги е така в историята на киното?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case in the history of cinema?
CATALAN : Per quË Hollywood no Ès sempre el cas en la histÚria del cinema?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case in the history of cinema?
CHINESE : 为什么好莱坞并不总是在电影史的个案?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case in film history?
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 为什么好莱坞并不总是在电影史的个案?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case in film history?
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 為什麼好萊塢並非總是如此在電影的歷史?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always true in the movie history?
CROATIAN : Za…to Hollywood nije uvijek istina u povijesti filma?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always true in movie history?
CZECH : Proč Hollywood nen“ vûdy pravda, v historii filmu?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always true in movie history?
DANISH : Hvorfor Hollywood er ikke altid tilfÊldet i filmen historien?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case in movie history?
DUTCH : Waarom Hollywood is niet altijd het geval in de film geschiedenis?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case in movie history?
ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case in movie history?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case in movie history?
ESTONIAN : Miks Hollywood ei ole alati juhul filmi ajalugu?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case, the history of film?
FILIPINO : Bakit Hollywood ay hindi palaging ang kaso, ang kasaysayan ng film?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case, the history of film?
FINNISH : Miksi Hollywoodissa ei aina ole, elokuvan historian?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case, the history of cinema?
FRENCH : Pourquoi Hollywood n'est pas toujours le cas, l'histoire du cinÈma?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case, the history of cinema?
GALICIAN : Por que Hollywood non È sempre o caso, a historia do cine?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case, the history of cinema?
GERMAN : Warum Hollywood nicht immer der Fall ist, die Geschichte des Kinos?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case, the history of cinema?
GREEK : Γιατί Χόλιγουντ δεν είναι πάντα η περίπτωση, η ιστορία του κινηματογράφου;
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case, the history of cinema?
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Poukisa Hollywood se pa toujou ka a, istwa nan sinema?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case, the history of cinema?
HEBREW : למה הוליווד היא לא תמיד המקרה, את ההיסטוריה של הקולנוע?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is not always the case, the history of cinema?
HINDI : क्यों हॉलीवुड हमेशा मामला है, सिनेमा के इतिहास नहीं है?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is always the case, is not the history of cinema?
HUNGARIAN : MiÈrt Hollywood mindig “gy, nem a tˆrtÈnelem a mozi?
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is always so, not the history of cinema?
ICELANDIC : Af hverju Hollywood er alltaf svo, ekki sˆgu af kvikmyndager??
Back to ENGLISH : Why Hollywood is always so, not the history of cinema?
INDONESIAN : Mengapa Hollywood selalu begitu, bukan sejarah bioskop?
Back to ENGLISH : Why does Hollywood always does, not the history of cinema?
IRISH : CÈn f·th nach Hollywood i gcÛna“, n“ stair an phicti?rlann?
Back to ENGLISH : Why does Hollywood always, no history of cinema?
ITALIAN : PerchÈ sempre di Hollywood, nessuna storia del cinema?
Back to ENGLISH : Why always in Hollywood, no history of cinema?
JAPANESE : なぜいつもハリウッド、映画館のない歴史の中で?
Back to ENGLISH : Why does Hollywood always, not in the history of cinema?
KOREAN : 영화의 역사가 아니라, 항상 헐리우드 이유는 무엇입니까?
Back to ENGLISH : The history of film, but why does Hollywood always?
LATVIAN : Filmu vēsturē, bet kāpēc Holivudas vienmēr?
Back to ENGLISH : Movie history, but why does Hollywood always?
LITHUANIAN : Kino istorija, bet kodėl Holivudas visada?
Back to ENGLISH : Film history, but why Hollywood always?
MACEDONIAN : Филмска историја, но зошто секогаш Холивуд?
Back to ENGLISH : Film history, but why always Hollywood?
MALAY : Filem sejarah, tetapi mengapa selalu Seronok?
Back to ENGLISH : Film history, but why always Hollywood?
MALTESE : istorja tal-Films, iżda għaliex dejjem Hollywood?
Back to ENGLISH : Film history, but as always Hollywood?
NORWEGIAN : Filmhistorien, men som alltid Hollywood?
Back to ENGLISH : Film History, but as always Hollywood?
PERSIAN : تاریخچه فیلم ، اما مثل همیشه برای تلفن های موبایل؟
Back to ENGLISH : Film history, but always sounds?
POLISH : historii filmu, ale zawsze brzmi?
Back to ENGLISH : film history, but it always sounds?
PORTUGUESE : histÛria do cinema, mas sempre soa?
Back to ENGLISH : film history, but always sounds?
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : histÛria do cinema, mas sempre soa?
Back to ENGLISH : film history, but always sounds?
ROMANIAN : istoria filmului, dar Óntotdeauna sunete?
Back to ENGLISH : film history, but always sounds?
RUSSIAN : истории кино, но всегда звучит?
Back to ENGLISH : film history, but always sounds?
SERBIAN : историји филма, али увек звучи?
Back to ENGLISH : film history, but always sounds?
SLOVAK : filmovej histÛrie, ale vûdy zvuky?
Back to ENGLISH : film history, but always sounds?
SLOVENIAN : filmsko zgodovino, ampak vedno zveni?
Back to ENGLISH : film history, but always sounds?
SPANISH : la historia del cine, pero siempre suena?
Back to ENGLISH : film history, but always sounds?
SWAHILI : filamu historia, lakini daima sauti?
Back to ENGLISH : film history, but always sound?
SWEDISH : filmhistorien, men alltid ljud?
Back to ENGLISH : film history, but always sounds?
TAGALOG : film history, ngunit laging tunog?
Back to ENGLISH : film history, but always sound?
THAI : ประวัติฟิล์ม แต่เสียงอยู่ตลอด?
Back to ENGLISH : Film history is the sound at all?
TURKISH : Sinema tarihinin hiÁ ses nedir?
Back to ENGLISH : Cinema history is no sound?
UKRAINIAN : Історії кіно немає звуку?
Back to ENGLISH : Stories movie no sound?
VIETNAMESE : C‚u chuyện phim khÙng cÛ ‚m thanh?
Back to ENGLISH : The story does not sound?
WELSH : Nid yw'r stori yn gadarn?
Back to ENGLISH : The story does not sound?
YIDDISH : די דערציילונג טוט ניט געזונט?
Back to ENGLISH : The story does not sound?
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 26, 2011, 01:29:08 AM
OMG!  Check this out!

Original text:

"I love those fat Americans! You know they're so obnoxious! They're always eating burgers! They're always holding shotguns!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Ngmamanbrd! ฉันรู้ว่ามันไม่ดี! เสมอกินแฮมเบอร์เกอร์! Oprddrnrbinrp ื F!"

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AFRIKAANS : Ek is lief vir die Amerikaners vet! Jy weet hulle is so onaangenaam! Hulle is altyd eet hamburgers! Hulle is altyd vashou haelgewere!
Back to ENGLISH : I love the fat Americans! You know they're so obnoxious! They are always eating hamburgers! They are always holding shotguns!
ALBANIAN : I love amerikan”t yndyr”! Ti e di se ata jan” kaq i paduruesh”m! Ata jan” gjithmon” t” hahet hamburger! Ata jan” gjithmon” t” mbajn” arm”t!
Back to ENGLISH : I love fat Americans! You know that they are so obnoxious! They are always eating hamburgers! They are always to bear arms!
ARABIC : أحب الأميركيين الدهون! كنت أعرف أنهم البغيض جدا! هم دائما تناول الهامبرغر! هم دائما على حمل السلاح!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans love fat! I know that they are ugly too! They are always eating hamburgers! They are always to bear arms!
BELARUSIAN : Амерыканцы любяць тлушч! Я ведаю, што яны выродлівыя занадта! Яны заўсёды ядуць гамбургеры! Яны заўсёды на нашэнне зброі!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans love fat! I know they're ugly too! They always eat hamburgers! They have always to bear arms!
BULGARIAN : Американците обичат мазнини! Знам, че си грозен също! Те винаги яде хамбургери! Те трябва винаги да носят оръжие!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans love fat! I know you're ugly too! They always eat hamburgers! They must always bear arms!
CATALAN : Els nord-americans els encanta el greix! SÈ que ets lletja! Sempre menjar hamburgueses! Sempre ha de portar armes!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans love fat! I know they're ugly! Always eat hamburgers! Always bear arms!
CHINESE : 美国人喜欢胖!我知道他们是丑陋!总是吃汉堡包!永远记住:武器!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans like fat! I know they are ugly! Always eat hamburgers! Always remember: weapons!
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 美国人喜欢胖!我知道他们是丑陋!总是吃汉堡包!永远记住:武器!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans like fat! I know they are ugly! Always eat hamburgers! Always remember: weapons!
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 美國人喜歡胖!我知道他們是醜陋!總是吃漢堡包!永遠記住:武器!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans like fat! I know they are ugly! Always eat hamburgers! Always remember: weapons!
CROATIAN : Amerikanci kao mast! Znam da su ruûne! Uvijek jesti hamburgere! Uvijek zapamtite: oruûje!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans as fat! I know they are ugly! Always eat hamburgers! Always remember: a weapon!
CZECH : AmeričanÈ jsou tuky! V“m, ûe jsou o…klivÈ! Vûdy j“st hamburgery! Vûdy pamatujte: zbraň!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are fat! I know they are ugly! Always eat hamburgers! Always remember, your weapon!
DANISH : Amerikanerne er fedt! Jeg ved, at de er grimme! Altid spise hamburgere! Altid huske, dit vÂben!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are fat! I know they are ugly! Always eat hamburgers! Always remember, your weapon!
DUTCH : Amerikanen zijn vet! Ik weet dat ze lelijk zijn! Altijd eten hamburgers! Altijd onthouden, je wapen!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are fat! I know they're ugly! Always eat hamburgers! Always remember, your weapon!
ENGLISH : Americans are fat! I know they're ugly! Always eat hamburgers! Always remember, your weapon!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are fat! I know they're ugly! Always eat hamburgers! Always remember, your weapon!
ESTONIAN : Ameeriklased on rasva! Ma tean, et nad kole! Alati s¸¸a hamburgereid! Pea alati meeles, oma relva!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are fat! I know that they are ugly! Always eat hamburgers! Always remember, your weapon!
FILIPINO : Amerikano ay taba! alam ko na sila ay pangit! Palaging kumain ng hamburger na take home! Laging tandaan, ang iyong mga armas!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are fat! I know that they are ugly! Always eat hamburgers! Always remember, your weapon!
FINNISH : Amerikkalaiset ovat lihavia! Tied‰n, ett‰ ne ovat rumia! Aina syˆd‰ hampurilaisia! Aina muistaa, aseesi!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are obese! I know that they are ugly! Always eat hamburgers! Always remember, your weapon!
FRENCH : Les AmÈricains sont obËses! Je sais qu'ils sont laids! Toujours manger des hamburgers! Rappelez-vous toujours, votre arme!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are obese! I know they are ugly! Always eat hamburgers! Always remember, your weapon!
GALICIAN : Os americanos son obesos! Sei que son feos! Sempre comer hamburguesas! TeÒa en conta que sempre, a s?a arma!
Back to ENGLISH : The Americans are obese! I know they are ugly! Always eat hamburgers! Always remember, your weapon!
GERMAN : Die Amerikaner sind fettleibig! Ich wei?, sie sind h‰sslich! Immer essen Hamburger! Denken Sie immer daran, deine Waffe!
Back to ENGLISH : The Americans are obese! I know they are ugly! Always eat hamburgers! Remember, your weapon!
GREEK : Οι Αμερικανοί είναι παχύσαρκοι! Ξέρω ότι είναι άσχημη! Πάντα να τρώτε χάμπουργκερ! Να θυμάστε, το όπλο σου!
Back to ENGLISH : The Americans are obese! I know it's bad! Always eat hamburgers! Remember, your weapon!
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Ameriken yo obËz! Mwen konnen li move! Toujou manje manje anmbËgË! Sonje byen, zam ou!
Back to ENGLISH : Obese Americans! I know it bad! Always eat hamburgers! Remember, your weapons!
HEBREW : שמנים האמריקאים! אני יודע שזה רע! תמיד לאכול המבורגרים! זכור, הנשק שלך!
Back to ENGLISH : Obese Americans! I know it's bad! Always eat hamburgers! Remember, your weapon!
HINDI : मोटे अमेरिकियों! मैं जानता हूँ कि यह बुरा है! हमेशा हैम्बर्गर्स खा लो! याद रखें, अपने हथियार!
Back to ENGLISH : Obese Americans! I know it's bad! Always eat hamburgers! Remember, your weapon!
HUNGARIAN : Az elh“zott amerikaiak! Tudom, hogy rossz! Mindig hamburgert enni! Ne feledje, a fegyverÈt!
Back to ENGLISH : The Americans are obese! I know it's bad! Always eat hamburgers! Remember, your weapon!
ICELANDIC : Bandar“kjamenn eru feitir! …g veit a? ?a? er slÊmt! Alltaf bor?a hamborgara! Mundu, vopni? ​​?itt!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are fat! I know it's bad! Always eat hamburgers! Remember, your weapon!
INDONESIAN : Amerika adalah lemak! Aku tahu itu buruk! Selalu makan hamburger! Ingat, senjata Anda!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are fat! I know it's bad! Always eat hamburgers! Remember, your weapon!
IRISH : Meirice·naigh saill! T· a fhios agam sÈ olc! I gcÛna“ hamburgers ithe! Cuimhnigh, d'arm!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are fat! I know it's bad! Always eat hamburgers! Remember, your weapon!
ITALIAN : Gli americani sono grassi! Lo so che Ë brutto! Sempre mangiare hamburger! Ricorda, la tua arma!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are fat! I know it's bad! Always eat hamburgers! Remember, your weapon!
JAPANESE : アメリカ人は太っている!私はそれが悪いと知っている!常にハンバーガーを食べる!あなたの武器を覚えておいてください!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are fat! I know that it is bad! Always eat a hamburger! Please remember in your weapon!
KOREAN : 미국인들은 뚱뚱해! 난 그게 나쁜 것을 알아! 항상 햄버거를 먹자! 무기를 기억하십시오!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are fat! I know it's a bad thing! Always eat hamburgers! Remember the weapons!
LATVIAN : Amerikāņi ir tauki! Es zinu, tas ir slikti! Vienmēr ēst hamburgerus! Atcerieties, ieroči!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are fat! I know it's bad! Always eat hamburgers! Remember, guns!
LITHUANIAN : Amerikiečiai yra riebalų! éinau, kad blogai! Visada valgyti mėsainiai! Atminkite, kad ginklai!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are fat! I know that bad! Always eat hamburgers! Please note that the weapons!
MACEDONIAN : Американците се дебели! Знам дека лошо! Секогаш јадат хамбургери! Ве молиме имајте предвид дека оружјето!
Back to ENGLISH : Americans are obese! I know that bad! Always eat hamburgers! Please note that the weapons!
MALAY : Amerika gemuk! Aku tahu itu buruk! Selalu makan hamburger! Sila ambil perhatian bahawa senjata!
Back to ENGLISH : America fat! I knew it was bad! Always eat hamburgers! Please note that the guns!
MALTESE : xaħam Amerika! Kont naf li kien hazin! Dejjem jiekol hamburgers! Jekk jogħġbok innota li l-armi tan-nar!
Back to ENGLISH : America fat! I knew it was bad! Always eat hamburgers! Please note that the guns!
NORWEGIAN : America fett! Jeg visste det var ille! Alltid spise hamburgere! VÊr oppmerksom p at vÂpen!
Back to ENGLISH : America fat! I knew it was bad! Always eat hamburgers! Please note that the weapons!
PERSIAN : امریکا چربی! من می دانستم که آن بد بود! همیشه همبرگر بخورید! لطفا توجه داشته باشید که سلاح!
Back to ENGLISH : Fat America! I knew it was bad! Always eat hamburgers! Please note that the weapons!
POLISH : Ameryka Fat! Wiedziałem, że to źle! Zawsze jeść hamburgery! ZwrÛć uwagę, że broń!
Back to ENGLISH : Fat America! I knew it was bad! Always eat hamburgers! Please note that the gun!
PORTUGUESE : Fat AmÈrica! Eu sabia que era ruim! Sempre comer hamb?rgueres! Por favor note que a arma!
Back to ENGLISH : Fat America! I knew it was bad! Always eat hamburgers! Please note that the gun!
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Fat AmÈrica! Eu sabia que era ruim! Sempre comer hamb?rgueres! Por favor note que a arma!
Back to ENGLISH : Fat America! I knew it was bad! Always eat hamburgers! Please note that the gun!
ROMANIAN : America Fat! Ştiam că a fost rău! Œntotdeauna m‚nca hamburgeri! Vă rugăm să reţineţi că arma!
Back to ENGLISH : Fat America! I knew it was bad! Always eat hamburgers! Please note that gun!
RUSSIAN : Жир Америке! Я знал, что это плохо! Всегда ешьте гамбургеры! Обратите внимание, что пистолет!
Back to ENGLISH : Fat America! I knew it was bad! Always eat hamburgers! Note that gun!
SERBIAN : Америка масти! Знао сам да је лоше! Увек једем хамбургере! Имајте на уму да пиштољ!
Back to ENGLISH : America fat! I knew it was bad! Always eat hamburgers! Keep in mind that gun!
SLOVAK : Amerika tuk! Vedel som, ûe to bolo zlÈ! Vûdy jesť hamburgery! Majte na pam‰ti, ûe zbraň!
Back to ENGLISH : America fat! I knew it was bad! Always eat hamburgers! Keep in mind that gun!
SLOVENIAN : America ma…čobe! Vedel sem, da je slabo! Vedno jesti hamburgerje! Imejte v mislih, da je pi…tolo!
Back to ENGLISH : America fat! I knew it was bad! Always eat hamburgers! Keep in mind that gun!
SPANISH : grasa de los Estados Unidos! Yo sab“a que era malo! Siempre comer hamburguesas! Tenga en cuenta que la pistola!
Back to ENGLISH : U.S. fat! I knew it was bad! Always eat hamburgers! Note that the gun!
SWAHILI : Marekani mafuta! Mimi nilijua kuwa ilikuwa mbaya! Daima kula hamburgers! Kumbuka kuwa bunduki!
Back to ENGLISH : U.S. oil! I knew it was bad! Always eat hamburgers! Remember that gun!
SWEDISH : USA olja! Jag visste att det var dÂligt! Alltid ‰ta hamburgare! Kom ihÂg att vapnet!
Back to ENGLISH : U.S. oil! I knew it was bad! Always eat hamburgers! Remember that gun!
TAGALOG : US langis! Alam ko ito ay masama! Palaging kumain ng hamburger na take home! Tandaan na ang baril!
Back to ENGLISH : U.S. oil! I know it's bad! Always eat hamburgers! Note that the gun!
THAI : น้ำมันบาท! ฉันรู้ว่ามันไม่ดี! เสมอกินแฮมเบอร์เกอร์! โปรดทราบว่าปืน!
Back to ENGLISH : Ngmamanbrd! ฉันรู้ว่ามันไม่ดี! เสมอกินแฮมเบอร์เกอร์! Oprddrnrbynrpืn!
TURKISH : Ngmamanbrd! ฉันรู้ว่ามันไม่ดี! เสมอกินแฮมเบอร์เกอร์! Oprddrnrbynrp ื n!
Back to ENGLISH : Ngmamanbrd! ฉันรู้ว่ามันไม่ดี! เสมอกินแฮมเบอร์เกอร์! Oprddrnrbynrp ื n!
UKRAINIAN : Ngmamanbrd! ฉันรู้ว่ามันไม่ดี! เสมอกินแฮมเบอร์เกอร์! Oprddrnrbynrp ื n!
Back to ENGLISH : Ngmamanbrd! ฉันรู้ว่ามันไม่ดี! เสมอกินแฮมเบอร์เกอร์! Oprddrnrbynrp ื n!
VIETNAMESE : Ngmamanbrd! ฉันรู้ว่ามันไม่ดี! เสมอกินแฮมเบอร์เกอร์! Oprddrnrbynrp ื n!
Back to ENGLISH : Ngmamanbrd! ฉันรู้ว่ามันไม่ดี! เสมอกินแฮมเบอร์เกอร์! Oprddrnrbynrp ื n!
WELSH : Ngmamanbrd! ฉันรู้ว่ามันไม่ดี! เสมอกินแฮมเบอร์เกอร์! Oprddrnrbynrp ื n!
Back to ENGLISH : Ngmamanbrd! ฉันรู้ว่ามันไม่ดี! เสมอกินแฮมเบอร์เกอร์! Oprddrnrbynrp ื n!
YIDDISH : נגמאַמאַנברד! ฉันรู้ว่ามันไม่ดี! เสมอกินแฮมเบอร์เกอร์! אָפּרדדרנרבינרפּ ื נ!
Back to ENGLISH : Ngmamanbrd! ฉันรู้ว่ามันไม่ดี! เสมอกินแฮมเบอร์เกอร์! Oprddrnrbinrp ื F!

That's just nuts! :lol:
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: jansenov on April 26, 2011, 08:08:44 AM
43 translations.
You cannot imagine what we have seen with our eyes!
...
Cannot believe we are their eyes!
...
I do not believe your eyes! :lol

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AFRIKAANS : Jy kan nie dink wat ons met ons o” gesien!
Back to ENGLISH : You can not think what we have with our eyes!
ALBANIAN : Ju nuk mund t” mendoj se ajo q” ne kemi me syt” tan”!
Back to ENGLISH : You can not think what we have with our eyes!
ARABIC : لا يمكنك التفكير في ما لدينا مع عيوننا!
Back to ENGLISH : You can not think of what we have with our eyes!
BELARUSIAN : Вы не можаце думаць, што мы з нашымі вачыма!
Back to ENGLISH : You may not think that we have with our eyes!
BULGARIAN : Вие не можете да мислите, че ние сме с очите си!
Back to ENGLISH : You may not think that we are his eyes!
CATALAN : No es pot pensar que nosaltres som els seus ulls!
Back to ENGLISH : Can not believe that we are their eyes!
CHINESE : 不能相信,我们是他们的眼睛!
Back to ENGLISH : Can not believe we are their eyes!
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 真不敢相信我们是他们的眼睛!
Back to ENGLISH : I can not believe we are their eyes!
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我不相信我們是他們的眼睛!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe we are their eyes!
CROATIAN : Ja ne vjerujem da su njihove oči!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe their eyes!
CZECH : Nevěř“m, ûe jejich oči!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe their eyes!
DANISH : Jeg tror ikke deres ¯jne!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe their eyes!
DUTCH : Ik geloof niet dat hun ogen!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe their eyes!
ENGLISH : I do not believe their eyes!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe their eyes!
ESTONIAN : Ma ei usu oma silmi!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe your eyes!
FILIPINO : hindi ako naniniwala sa iyong mga mata!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe your eyes!
FINNISH : En usko silmi‰si!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe your eyes!
FRENCH : Je ne crois pas vos yeux!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe your eyes!
GALICIAN : Eu non creo que os seus ollos!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not think your eyes!
GERMAN : Ich glaube nicht, dass Sie Ihre Augen!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe your eyes!
GREEK : Δεν πιστεύω στα μάτια σας!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe your eyes!
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Mwen pa kwË je ou!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe your eyes!
HEBREW : אני לא מאמין העיניים שלך!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe your eyes!
HINDI : मैं तुम्हारी आँखों पर विश्वास नहीं है!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe your eyes!
HUNGARIAN : Nem hisz a szemÈnek!
Back to ENGLISH : Do not believe your eyes!
ICELANDIC : Ekki tr?a augum ?“num!
Back to ENGLISH : Do not believe your eyes!
INDONESIAN : Jangan percaya mata anda!
Back to ENGLISH : Do not believe your eyes!
IRISH : N· gcreideann do sh?ile!
Back to ENGLISH : Do not believe your eyes!
ITALIAN : Non crederete ai vostri occhi!
Back to ENGLISH : Do not believe your eyes!
JAPANESE : あなたの目を信じてはいけない!
Back to ENGLISH : Do not believe your eyes!
KOREAN : 눈에 보이는 걸 믿지 마세요!
Back to ENGLISH : Do not believe your eyes!
LATVIAN : Neticu acis!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe your eyes!
LITHUANIAN : A… netikiu savo akimis!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe your eyes!
MACEDONIAN : Јас не верувам дека твоите очи!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe your eyes!
MALAY : Saya tidak percaya mata anda!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe your eyes!
MALTESE : Ma nemminx għajnejn tiegħek!
Back to ENGLISH : Do not believe your eyes!
NORWEGIAN : Ikke tro dine ¯yne!
Back to ENGLISH : Do not believe your eyes!
PERSIAN : آیا باور چشمان تو نیست!
Back to ENGLISH : Do not believe your eyes!
POLISH : Nie uwierzysz własnym oczom!
Back to ENGLISH : Do not believe your eyes!
PORTUGUESE : N„o acredite em seus olhos!
Back to ENGLISH : Do not believe your eyes!
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : N„o acredite em seus olhos!
Back to ENGLISH : Do not believe your eyes!
ROMANIAN : Nu cred că ochii tăi!
Back to ENGLISH : I do not believe your eyes!
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Allicloud on April 26, 2011, 09:00:59 AM
Input: If we hold on together, I know our dreams will never die.

30 Translations later: If you know that we make sure that our dream is dead.

Huh.....
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on May 06, 2011, 12:48:10 AM
This looks kinda fun! I'll try from one of Neopets site quote: "This vegetable soup is nice, but why is there a lump of dung in it?"

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AFRIKAANS : Dit groentesop is mooi, maar hoekom is daar 'n knop van mis in dit?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup is nice, but why is there a lump of dung in it?
ALBANIAN : Kjo sup” perimesh ”sht” e bukur, por pse nuk ka nj” gung” t” bajg” n” t”?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup is nice, but why not a lump of dung in it?
ARABIC : هذا هو لطيف شوربة الخضار ، ولكن لماذا لا قطعة من روث في ذلك؟
Back to ENGLISH : This is a nice vegetable soup, but why not a piece of dung in it?
BELARUSIAN : Гэта добры агародніннай суп, але чаму б не кавалак гною ў ім?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a good vegetable soup, but why not a piece of dung in it?
BULGARIAN : Това е добър зеленчукова супа, но защо не е част от тор в него?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a good vegetable soup, but why is not part of manure in it?
CATALAN : Aquesta Ès una bona sopa de verdures, perÚ per quË no forma part de fem en ella?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a good vegetable soup, but why do not part in it?
CHINESE : 这是一个很好的蔬菜汤,但为什么不是在它的一部分?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 这是一个很好的蔬菜汤,但为什么不是它的一部分?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 這是一個很好的蔬菜湯,但為什麼不一個部分呢?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
CROATIAN : Ovo je dobra juha od povrća, ali za…to ne dio toga?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
CZECH : To je dobr· zeleninov· polÈvka, ale proč ne č·st toho?
Back to ENGLISH : That's the good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
DANISH : Det er den gode gr¯ntsagssuppe, men hvorfor ikke en del af det?
Back to ENGLISH : That's the good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
DUTCH : Dat is het goede groentesoep, maar waarom niet een deel ervan?
Back to ENGLISH : That's the good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
ENGLISH : That's the good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
Back to ENGLISH : That's the good vegetable soup, but why not a part of it?
ESTONIAN : See on hea juurviljasupp, kuid miks mitte osa sellest?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a good vegetable soup, but why not share it?
FILIPINO : Ito ay isang mahusay na sopas gulay, ngunit bakit hindi ibahagi ito?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share it?
FINNISH : T‰m‰ on erinomainen kasviskeitto, mutta miksi ei jakaa sen?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share it?
FRENCH : Il s'agit d'une excellente soupe aux lÈgumes, mais pourquoi ne pas le partager?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share it?
GALICIAN : Esta È unha sopa de legumes excelente, pero por que non comparta-lo?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share it?
GERMAN : Dies ist eine ausgezeichnete Gem¸sesuppe, aber warum nicht teilen?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share?
GREEK : Πρόκειται για μια εξαιρετική σούπα λαχανικών, αλλά γιατί να μην μοιραστείτε;
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share?
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Sa a se yon soup legim ekselan, men poukisa pa pataje?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share?
HEBREW : זהו מרק ירקות מצוין, אבל למה לא לחלוק?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share?
HINDI : यह एक उत्कृष्ट सब्जी का सूप है, लेकिन शेयर क्यों नहीं?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share?
HUNGARIAN : Ez egy kitűnő zˆldsÈgleves, de miÈrt nem megosztani?
Back to ENGLISH : This is an excellent vegetable soup, but why not share?
ICELANDIC : ?etta er fr·bÊrt grÊnmeti s?pa, en af ​​hverju ekki a? deila?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a great vegetable soup, but why not share?
INDONESIAN : Ini adalah sup sayuran yang besar, tetapi mengapa tidak berbagi?
Back to ENGLISH : This is a great vegetable soup, but why not share?
IRISH : Is È seo anraith glasra“ go hiontach, ach cÈn f·th nach bhfuil roinnt?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup is great, but why not share?
ITALIAN : Questa zuppa di verdure Ë grande, ma perchÈ non condividere?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup is great, but why not share?
JAPANESE : この野菜スープは、素晴らしいですが、理由は共有しない?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup is great, why not share?
KOREAN : 이 야채 수프, 주 큰 이유 아닌가요?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup, a big reason for weeks is not it?
LATVIAN : äī dārzeņu zupa, liels iemesls, lai nedēļas vai ne?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
LITHUANIAN : äis darûovių sriuba, didelė prieûastis, savaitės ar ne?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
MACEDONIAN : Оваа супа од зеленчук, голема причина за една недела или не?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
MALAY : Ini sup sayuran, alasan besar selama seminggu atau tidak?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
MALTESE : Dan soppa tal-ħaxix, raġuni kbir għal ġimgħa jew le?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
NORWEGIAN : Dette vegetabilske suppe, en stor grunn for en uke eller ikke?
Back to ENGLISH : This vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
PERSIAN : این سوپ سبزی ، یک دلیل بزرگ برای یک هفته یا نه؟
Back to ENGLISH : The vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
POLISH : Zupa jarzynowa, wielki powÛd na tydzień czy nie?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
PORTUGUESE : Sopa de legumes, um grande motivo para uma semana ou n„o?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Sopa de legumes, um grande motivo para uma semana ou n„o?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
ROMANIAN : Supă de legume, un motiv de mare pentru o saptamana sau nu?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
RUSSIAN : Овощной суп, большая причина, в течение недели или нет?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
SERBIAN : Супа од поврћа, велики разлог за недељу или не?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, a big reason for a week or not?
SLOVAK : Zeleninov· polievka, veľk? dÙvod za t?ûdeň, alebo nie?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, a big reason for the week, or not?
SLOVENIAN : Zelenjavna juha, velik razlog za teden dni, ali ne?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, a big reason for a week, or not?
SPANISH : Sopa de verduras, una de las razones por una semana, o no?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, one reason for a week, or not?
SWAHILI : Supu ya mboga, sababu moja kwa wiki, au la?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, because once a week, or not?
SWEDISH : Grˆnsakssoppa, eftersom en gÂng i veckan, eller inte?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, because once a week, or not?
TAGALOG : Gulay na sopas, dahil minsan sa isang linggo, o hindi?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, because once a week, or not?
THAI : ซุปผักเนื่องจากสัปดาห์ละครั้งหรือไม่?
Back to ENGLISH : Vegetable soup, because once a week or not?
TURKISH : «¸nk¸ haftada bir kez veya sebze Áorbası,?
Back to ENGLISH : Because once a week or vegetable soup?
UKRAINIAN : Тому що один раз на тиждень або овочевий суп?
Back to ENGLISH : Because once a week or soup?
VIETNAMESE : Bởi vÏ một tuần một lần hoặc s?p?
Back to ENGLISH : Because once a week or soup?
WELSH : Gan fod unwaith yr wythnos neu gawl?
Back to ENGLISH : Because once a week or soup?
YIDDISH : ווייַל אַמאָל אַ וואָך אָדער זופּ?
Back to ENGLISH : Because once a week or soup?

:lol
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on May 11, 2011, 04:30:24 AM
A couple I've done that produced funny results:

Text: "Hey, Lady, hey, lady, hey... want to go to space?"
Reply: "Sorry ... Many opportunities, I feel it or not."

Text: "Zombie goasts, leave this place!"
Reply: "We will soon!"

Text: "WE THE PEOPLE in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general wellfare, secure the blessings of liberty, to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain."
Reply: "We can not give people more peace, justice, peace and common prosperity and national defense to secure the blessings of liberty for themselves and future generations, no."

Text: "For sale, baby shoes, never worn."
Reply: ""Sell ​​shoes, baby, but to no avail." (there's also some funny ones later on about trying but failing to sell their child)

Also, apparently Google Translate has changed since this game started. "Shorty and Cera? That's quite the concept" now yields, "No? Specific"
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Lain_EX on August 10, 2011, 04:40:26 PM
Here's another one from Neopets: This is fattening and greasy and everything your parents told you not to eat when you were little.

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Afrikaans : Dit is vetmesting en vetterige en alles wat jou ouers vir jou ges’ het om nie te eet toe jy klein was.
Back to English : It's fattening and greasy, and everything your parents told you not to eat when you were little.
Albanian : Majm”ri t” tij dhe me yndyr”, dhe Ádo gj” prind”rit e tu th”n” t” mos hani, kur ju ishit pak.
Back to English : Its fattening and greasy, and everything your parents told you not to eat when you were little.
Arabic : وقال وتسمين دهني ، وأهلك كل شيء أن لا تأكل عندما كنت صغيرة.
Back to English : The fattening and greasy, and everything that your family does not eat when I was small.
Belarusian : Адкорме і мажа, і ўсё, што вашай сям'і не ядуць, калі я быў маленькім.
Back to English : Fattening and greasy, and everything your family does not eat when I was young.
Bulgarian : Угояване и мазни, и всичко, което семейството ви не яде, когато бях млад.
Back to English : Fattening and greasy, and everything your family does not eat when I was young.
Catalan : Engreix i greix, i tot el que la seva fam“lia no menja, quan era jove.
Back to English : Bait and fat, and everything your family does not eat when I was young.
Chinese : 诱饵和脂肪,和一切你的家人也不吃我年轻的时候。
Back to English : Bait and fat, and all your family do not eat when I was young.
Chinese Simplified : 诱饵和脂肪,和所有家庭不吃我年轻的时候。
Back to English : Bait and fat, and all the family do not eat when I was young.
Chinese Traditional : 誘餌和脂肪,所有的家庭不吃飯的時候我還年輕。
Back to English : Bait and fat, all of the family does not eat when I was young.
Croatian : Mamac i masti, sve obitelji ne jede kad sam bio mlad.
Back to English : Bait and fat, all families do not eat when I was young.
Czech : N·vnady a tuk, v…echny rodiny nemaj“ j“st, kdyû jsem byl mlad?.
Back to English : Baits and fat, all families do not eat when I was young.
Danish : Lokkemad og fedt, g¯r alle familier ikke spise, da jeg var ung.
Back to English : Baits and fat, making all families do not eat when I was young.
Dutch : Aas en vet, doe het maken van alle families niet eten toen ik jong was.
Back to English : Bait and grease, making all families do not eat when I was young.
English : Bait and grease, making all families do not eat when I was young.
Back to English : Bait and grease, making all families do not eat when I was young.
Estonian : Bait ja rasva, mis teeb k?ik pered ei sˆˆ, kui olin noor.
Back to English : Byte and fat, which makes all the families do not eat when I was young.
Filipino : Byte at taba, na ginagawang lahat ng mga pamilya hindi kumain kapag ako ay batang.
Back to English : Byte and fat, which makes all the family can not eat when I was young.
Finnish : Byte ja rasvaa, joka tekee kaikki perhett‰ ei voi syˆd‰ kun olin nuori.
Back to English : Byte and fat, which makes all the family can not eat when I was young.
French : Byte et de graisse, ce qui fait toute la famille ne peut pas manger quand j'Ètais jeune.
Back to English : Byte and fat, which makes the whole family can not eat when I was young.
Galician : Byte e graxa, o que fai toda a familia non pode comer cando era novo.
Back to English : Byte and fat, which makes the whole family can not eat when he was young.
German : Byte und Fett, das die ganze Familie kann nicht essen, wenn er noch jung war macht.
Back to English : Byte and fat that the whole family can not eat when he was young makes.
Greek : Byte και το λίπος που όλη η οικογένεια δεν μπορεί να φάει όταν ήταν νέος κάνει.
Back to English : Byte and fat that the whole family can not eat when he was young does.
Haitian Creole : Multiple ak tout grËs ki tout fanmi an pa ka manje lË li te jenn ap fË.
Back to English : Multiple and all the fat that the whole family can eat when he is young.
Hebrew : מרובים וכל השומן שכל המשפחה יכולה לאכול כשהם צעירים.
Back to English : Numerous and fat that the whole family can eat when they're young.
Hindi : कई और वसा है कि पूरे परिवार को खा सकते हैं जब वे युवा हैं.
Back to English : Many and the whole family can eat fat when they are young.
Hungarian : Sok Ès az egÈsz csal·d eszik zs“rt, ha fiatal.
Back to English : And the whole family eats a lot of fat when they are young.
Icelandic : Og alla fjˆlskylduna Ètur miki? af fitu ?egar ?eir eru ungir.
Back to English : The whole family eats a lot of fat when they are young.
Indonesian : Seluruh keluarga makan banyak lemak saat mereka masih muda.
Back to English : The whole family ate a lot of fat when they were young.
Irish : An teaghlach ar fad ith a l·n saille nuair a bh“ siad Ûg.
Back to English : The whole family ate a lot of fat when they were young.
Italian : L'intera famiglia mangiato un sacco di grasso quando erano giovani.
Back to English : The whole family ate a lot of fat when they were young.
Japanese : 彼らは若い頃、家族全員が脂肪をたくさん食べた。
Back to English : They were young, the whole family ate a lot of fat.
Korean : 그들은 어릴 때 가족 전체가 지방을 많이 먹었어요.
Back to English : When I was a kid the whole family, they ate a lot of fat.
Latvian : Kad es biju bērns visu ģimeni, viņi ēda daudz tauku.
Back to English : When I was a kid the whole family, they ate more fat.
Lithuanian : Kai buvau vaikas, visai …eimai, jie valgė daugiau riebalų.
Back to English : When I was a child, the whole family, they ate more fat.
Macedonian : Кога бев дете, целото семејство, јадеа повеќе масти.
Back to English : When I was a child, the whole family ate more fat.
Malay : Apabila saya adalah seorang kanak-kanak, seluruh ahli keluarga makan lebih banyak lemak.
Back to English : When I was a child, the whole family to eat more fat.
Maltese : I meta kien tifel, il-familja kollha li jieklu aktar xaħam.
Back to English : When I was a child, the whole family to eat more fat.
Norwegian : Da jeg var barn, for hele familien spise mer fett.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family eat more fat.
Persian : وقتی من کودک بودم ، برای تمام خانواده خوردن چربی بیشتری است.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family is eating more fat.
Polish : Kiedy byłem dzieckiem, dla całej rodziny jest jedzenie więcej tłuszczu.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family is eating more fat.
Portuguese : Quando eu era crianÁa, para toda a fam“lia est· comendo mais gordura.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family is eating more fat.
Portuguese: Portugal : Quando eu era crianÁa, para toda a fam“lia est· comendo mais gordura.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family is eating more fat.
Romanian : C‚nd am fost un copil, pentru Óntreaga familie mananca mai multa grasime.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family eat more fat.
Russian : Когда я был ребенком, для всей семьи едят больше жиров.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family to eat more fat.
Serbian : Када сам био дете, за целу породицу да једу више масти.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family to eat more fat.
Slovak : Keď som bol dieťa, pre cel? rodinu jesť viac tuku.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family to eat more fat.
Slovenian : Ko sem bil otrok, za vso druûino, da bi jedli več ma…čob.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family to eat more fat.
Spanish : Cuando yo era niÒo, para toda la familia a comer m·s grasa.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family to eat more fat.
Swahili : Nilipokuwa mtoto, kwa ajili ya familia nzima kula zaidi ya mafuta.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family to eat more fat.
Swedish : N‰r jag var barn, fˆr hela familjen att ‰ta mer fett.
Back to English : When I was a child, for the whole family to eat more fat.
Tagalog : Kapag ako ay isang bata, para sa buong pamilya upang kumain ng mas taba.
Back to English : When I was a kid, for the whole family to eat more fat.
Thai : เมื่อฉันเป็นเด็กสำหรับทั้งครอบครัวในการรับประทานอาหารไขมันมากขึ้น
Back to English : When I was a kid for the whole family to eat more fat.
Turkish : Ben daha fazla yağ yemek iÁin b¸t¸n aile iÁin bir Áocukken.
Back to English : I was a boy for the whole family to eat more fat.
Ukranian : Я був хлопчиком для всієї родини їдять більше жирів.
Back to English : I was a boy for the whole family eat more fat.
Vietnamese : TÙi l‡ một cậu bÈ cho cả gia đÏnh ăn nhiều chất bÈo.
Back to English : I was a boy for the whole family to eat more fat.
Welsh : Oeddwn yn fachgen ar gyfer y teulu cyfan i fwyta mwy o fraster.
Back to English : I was a boy for the whole family to eat more fat.
Yiddish : איך איז געווען אַ יינגל פֿאַר דער גאנצער משפּחה צו עסן מער גראָב.
Back to English : I was a boy for the whole family to eat more fat.

:lol
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on August 15, 2011, 11:17:31 PM
Bad translator moved to a new site and got some new features.

You can now either use Google, Bing or both for the translation.  On top of that, you can make it do random.

Here's my first test with Google and Random.

Original text:

"Four Score and Seven Years Ago"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"1987"

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Spanish : Ochenta y hace siete aÒos
Back to English : Eighty-seven years ago
Vietnamese : T·m mươi bảy năm trước đ‚y
Back to English : Eighty-seven years ago
Bulgarian : Осемдесет и седем години
Back to English : Eighty-seven years
Ukranian : Вісімдесят сім років
Back to English : Eighty-seven years
Hungarian : NyolcvanhÈt Ève
Back to English : Eighty-seven years
Japanese : 八七年
Back to English : 1987
Chinese : 1987年
Back to English : 1987
Norwegian : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Czech : 1987
Back to English : 1987
German : 1987
Back to English : 1987
English : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Persian : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Hindi : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Slovak : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Italian : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Dutch : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Thai : 1987
Back to English : 1987.
Malay : 1987.
Back to English : 1987.
Romanian : 1987.
Back to English : 1987.
Russian : 1987 год.
Back to English : 1987.
Macedonian : 1987 година.
Back to English : 1987.
Slovak : 1987.
Back to English : 1987th
Malay : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Afrikaans : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Swedish : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Maltese : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Filipino : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Danish : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Chinese Simplified : 1987年
Back to English : 1987
Filipino : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Galician : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Macedonian : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Korean : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Slovak : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Maltese : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Danish : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Korean : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Spanish : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Czech : 1987
Back to English : 1987
French : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Chinese Simplified : 1987年
Back to English : 1987
Finnish : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Korean : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Hindi : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Irish : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Korean : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Belarusian : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Filipino : 1987
Back to English : 1987
English : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Lithuanian : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Bulgarian : 1987
Back to English : 1987
German : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Haitian Creole : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Korean : 1987
Back to English : 1987
Chinese Simplified : 1987年
Back to English : 1987
Slovak : 1987
Back to English : 1987

Next, let's test out Bing.

"Four Score and Seven Years Ago"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"47. the .dll description"

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Finnish : Nelj‰ Pisteet ja seitsem‰n vuotta sitten
Back to English : Four score and seven years ago
Japanese : 4 つのスコアと 7 年前
Back to English : Four score and seven years ago
Ukranian : Чотири Оцінка і сім років тому
Back to English : Four Score and seven years ago
Swedish : Fyra po‰ng och sju Âr sedan
Back to English : Four score and seven years ago
Spanish : PuntuaciÛn de cuatro y siete aÒos
Back to English : Rating of four and seven years
Danish : Rating af fire og syv Âr
Back to English : Rating of four and seven years
Czech : Hodnocen“ od čtyř do sedmi let
Back to English : Evaluation from four to seven years
Russian : Оценка от четырех до семи лет
Back to English : Score from four to seven years
Hungarian : Score from nÈgy hÈt Èvre
Back to English : Score from four to seven years
Hebrew : ציון על פי ארבע עד שבע
Back to English : Score from four to seven
French : Note de quatre ‡ sept
Back to English : Note four to seven
Arabic : ملاحظة أربع إلى سبع
Back to English : Note four to seven
Estonian : M‰rkus nelja kuni seitsme
Back to English : Note the four to seven
Slovenian : Opomba …tiri do sedem
Back to English : Note the four to seven
Slovenian : Opomba …tiri do sedem
Back to English : Note the four to seven
Lithuanian : Pastaba keturioms-septynioms
Back to English : Note the four to seven
Haitian Creole : Remarque kat pou sËt
Back to English : Remarque four for seven
Finnish : Seitsem‰n nelj‰n Remarque
Back to English : Four of the seven Remarque
Spanish : Cuatro de los siete Remarque
Back to English : Four of the seven Remarque
Haitian Creole : Kat de la sËt Remarque
Back to English : Four of the seven Remarque
Chinese Traditional : 四七說明
Back to English : 47 description
Slovenian : 47 opis
Back to English : 47 description
Italian : 47. dll descrizione
Back to English : 47 .dll description
Greek : 47 .dll περιγραφή
Back to English : 47 .dll description
Romanian : descrierea 47 .dll
Back to English : 47 .dll description
Thai : คำอธิบาย 47 .dll
Back to English : 47 .dll description
German : 47 Beschreibung
Back to English : 47 Description
Hebrew : תיאור 47
Back to English : 47 description
Chinese Simplified : 47 说明
Back to English : 47 description
Thai : คำอธิบายที่ 47
Back to English : 47 description
Hungarian : 47 le“r·sa
Back to English : 47 description
Chinese Traditional : 47 說明
Back to English : 47 description
Italian : 47. dll descrizione
Back to English : 47 .dll description
Chinese Simplified : 47.dll 说明
Back to English : 47.dll description
Norwegian : 47. dll-beskrivelse
Back to English : 47. the .dll description

And now, we mix.

"Four Score and Seven Years Ago"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"4: 07"

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Swahili (Google) : Score nne na miaka saba iliyopita
Back to English (Google) : Score four and seven years ago
Croatian (Google) : Ocjena četiri i sedam godina
Back to English (Google) : Review of four and seven years
Arabic (Google) : استعراض أربع وسبع سنوات
Back to English (Google) : Review of four and seven years
Chinese Simplified (Google) : 4和7年回顾
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 Years
Swahili (Google) : Miaka 4 na 7
Back to English (Google) : Years 4 and 7
Estonian (Google) : Aastat 4 ja 7
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years
Italian (Google) : 4 e 7 anni
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years
Chinese Simplified (Google) : 4年和7年
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years
Irish (Google) : 4 agus 7 mbliana
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years
Finnish (Google) : 4 ja 7 vuotta
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years
Thai (Bing) : 4 และ 7 ปี
Back to English (Bing) : 4 and 7 years.
Welsh (Google) : 4 a 7 oed.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years old.
Albanian (Google) : 4 dhe 7 vjeÁ.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Albanian (Google) : 4 dhe 7 vjet.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Dutch (Google) : 4 en 7 jaar.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Icelandic (Google) : 4 og 7 ·ra.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Ukranian (Bing) : 4 і 7 років.
Back to English (Bing) : 4 and 7 years.
Danish (Google) : 4 og 7 Âr.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Welsh (Google) : 4 a 7 oed.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years old.
Lithuanian (Bing) : 4 ir 7 metų.
Back to English (Bing) : 4 and 7 years.
Malay (Google) : 4 dan 7 tahun.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Lithuanian (Bing) : 4 ir 7 metus.
Back to English (Bing) : 4 and 7 years.
Finnish (Google) : 4 ja 7 vuotta.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Belarusian (Google) : 4 і 7 гадоў.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Catalan (Google) : 4 i 7 anys.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Chinese Simplified (Google) : 4和7年。
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Yiddish (Google) : 4 און 7 יאָרן.
Back to English (Google) : 4 and 7 years.
Croatian (Google) : 4 i 7 godina.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Portuguese (Google) : 4:07 anos.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Icelandic (Google) : 4:07 ·rum.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Ukranian (Google) : 4:07 років.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Slovak (Google) : 4:07 rokoch.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Yiddish (Google) : 4:07 יאָרן.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Croatian (Google) : 4:07 godine.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Maltese (Google) : 04:07 snin.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Croatian (Google) : 4:07 godine.
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Chinese (Google) : 4:07年。
Back to English (Google) : 4:07 years.
Swedish (Bing) : 4: 07 Âr.
Back to English (Bing) : 4: 07.
Dutch (Google) : 4: 07.
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07.
Hindi (Google) : 4: 07.
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07.
Icelandic (Google) : 4: 07.
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07th
Maltese (Google) : 4: 07
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07
Chinese (Google) : 4:07
Back to English (Google) : 4:07
Persian (Google) : 4:07
Back to English (Google) : 4:07
Irish (Google) : 4:07
Back to English (Google) : 4:07
Catalan (Bing) : 4: 07
Back to English (Bing) : 4: 07
Malay (Google) : 4: 07
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07
Afrikaans (Google) : 4: 07
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07
Swahili (Google) : 4: 07
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07
German (Bing) : 4: 07
Back to English (Bing) : 4: 07
Albanian (Google) : 4: 07
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07
Arabic (Google) : 4 : 07
Back to English (Google) : 4:07
Serbian (Google) : 4:07
Back to English (Google) : 4:07
Korean (Google) : 4시 7분
Back to English (Google) : 4:07
Finnish (Bing) : 4: 07
Back to English (Bing) : 4: 07
Portuguese: Portugal (Google) : 4: 07
Back to English (Google) : 4: 07

Wow!  Nice add in, I must admit. :)
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Ducky123 on May 03, 2013, 06:23:28 PM
"Don't step on a crack, or you'll fall and break your back"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Do not move your dog."

Lol??? :spit
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Bruton the Iguanodon on May 03, 2013, 11:01:28 PM
Oh, this is fun!

"Me feel thirsty just looking at it"

8 translations later, "Just by looking at her thirst"

"If it is so hard to decide I will do it for you---go, go, go!"
 
8 translations later, "If it is difficult to determine, and it will be for you to do, go!"

Real fun.  :smile
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: The Anonymous Person on May 04, 2013, 08:49:24 AM
I am too weird to exist!

8 translations later: Very strange!
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Path Light on June 13, 2013, 09:53:29 AM
Mine is Extreme Dinosaurs and I found this:
From English: Extreme Dinosaurs
To Bulgarian: Екстремни динозаври
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Catalan: Dinosaures extrems
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Chinese Simplified: 极端的恐龙
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Chinese Traditional: 極端的恐龍
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Czech: ExtrÈmn“ dinosauři
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Danish: Ekstreme dinosaurer
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Dutch: Extreme dinosaurussen
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Estonian: ƒ‰rmise dinosaurused
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Finnish: Extreme dinosaurukset
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To French: Extr’mes dinosaures
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To German: Extreme dinosaurs
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Greek: Ακραία δεινόσαυροι
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs
To Haitian Creole: EkstrËm dinosaures
Back to English: Extreme dinosaures
To Hebrew: Dinosaures קיצוני
Back to English: Extreme Dinosaures
To Hungarian: ExtrÈm Dinosaures
Back to English: Extreme Dinosaures
To Indonesian: Ekstrim Dinosaures
Back to English: Extreme Dinosaures
To Italian: Estrema Dinosaures
Back to English: Extreme Dinosaures
To Japanese: 極端な Dinosaures
Back to English: Extreme Dinosaures
To Korean: 익 스 트림 Dinosaures
Back to English: Extreme Dinosaures
To Latvian: Extreme Dinosaures
Back to English: Extreme Dinosaurs-
To Lithuanian: Extreme Dinozaurai-
Back to English: Extreme Dinosaurs-
To Norwegian: Ekstrem dinosaurer-
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs-
To Polish: Ekstremalne dinozaurÛw-
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs-
To Portuguese: Dinossauros extrema-
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs-
To Romanian: Dinozauri extreme-
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs-
To Russian: Экстремальные динозавров-
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs-
To Slovak: ExtrÈmne dinosaurov-
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs-
To Slovenian: Ekstremnih dinozavri-
Back to English: Extreme dinosaurs-
To Spanish: Dinosaurios-extrema
Back to English: Dinosaurios-extrema
To Swedish: Dinosaurios-extrema
Back to English: Dinosaurios-extreme
To Thai: Dinosaurios มาก
Back to English: Dinosaurios.
To Turkish: Dinosaurios.
Back to English: Dinosaurios.
To Ukranian: Dinosaurios.
Back to English: Dinosaurios.
To Vietnamese: Dinosaurios.
Back to English: Dinosaurios.
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Mumbling on June 13, 2013, 10:53:54 AM
From English: Friends for dinner!
To Bulgarian: Приятели за вечеря!
Back to English: Friends for dinner!
To Catalan: Amics per a sopar!
Back to English: Friends for dinner!
To Chinese Simplified: 吃晚饭的朋友 !
Back to English: Dinner friends!
To Chinese Traditional: 晚餐的朋友 !
Back to English: Dinner friends!
To Czech: Večeře, př·telÈ!
Back to English: Dinner, folks!
To Danish: Middag, folkens!
Back to English: Dinner, folks!
To Dutch: Diner, folks!
Back to English: Dinner, folks!

:p

Also, that Dutch translation... :bang
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Ducky123 on June 27, 2013, 09:44:11 AM
Quote
"Bad Translator"

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Files of Unsuported "
lol :o
Quote
From English: Bad Translator
To Italian: Cattivo traduttore
Back to English: Bad translator
To Ukranian: Поганий перекладач
Back to English:
To Turkish: Unsuported file type
Back to English: Unsuported file type
To French: Dossier Unsuported
Back to English: Unsuported file
To Polish: Unsuported registrator
Back to English: Unsuported file
To Spanish: Archivo de Unsuported
Back to English: File of Unsuported
To Portuguese: Arquivo de Unsuported
Back to English: File of Unsuported
To German: Akte von Unsuported
Back to English: Files of Unsuported
okay...  :confused
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Ducky123 on October 10, 2013, 03:06:26 PM
Original text:

"Yep, yep, yep!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Well, either."
 :slap

-_______________________________________-

From English: Bad Translator works perfectly bad
To Slovenian: Slab prevajalec dela popolnoma slab
Back to English: Bad translator part of the good and bad
To Arabic: مترجم سيئة جزءا من الجيدة والسيئة
Back to English: Bad translator part of the good and bad
To Catalan: Traductor mala forma part dels bons i dolent
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and bad
To Spanish: Traducir mal es parte de lo bueno y lo malo
Back to English: Translate evil is part of the good and the bad
To Portuguese: DefiniÁ„o da palavra mal faz parte do bom e o mau
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and the bad
To Bulgarian: Превод на лош е част от доброто и лошото
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and the bad
To Czech: Přeloûit …patnÈ je souč·st“ dobrÈ a …patnÈ
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and the bad
To Romanian: Traduce rău este o parte de bune şi rele
Back to English: Translate bad is a part of good and bad
To Chinese Simplified: 翻译坏是好的和坏的一部分
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and bad
To Chinese Traditional: 翻譯壞是好的和壞的一部分
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and bad
To Danish: OversÊtte bad er en del af de gode og dÂrlige
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and bad
To Russian: Перевод плохой является частью хорошие и плохие
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and the bad
To Dutch: Translate slecht maakt deel uit van de goede en de slechte
Back to English: Translate bad is part of the good and the bad
To Estonian: T?lkida halb on hea ja halb
Back to English: Translate bad is good and the bad
To French: Traduire le mauvais est bon et le mauvais
Back to English: Translate the bad is good and the bad
To Finnish: K‰‰nt‰‰ huono on hyvi‰ ja huonoja
Back to English: Translate bad is good and the bad
To German: Schlecht zu ¸bersetzen ist, guten und die schlechten
Back to English: Is difficult to translate, good and the bad
To Swedish: ƒr svÂrt att ˆvers‰tta, bra och dÂliga
Back to English: Is difficult to translate, the good and the bad
To Turkish: İyi ve kˆt¸ Áevirmek Áok zor
Back to English: Good and evil are very difficult to translate
To Indonesian: Baik dan jahat adalah sangat sulit untuk menerjemahkan
Back to English: Good and evil are very difficult to translate
To Italian: Bene e il male sono molto difficili da tradurre
Back to English: Good and evil are very difficult to translate
To Thai: ชั่วดีได้ยากมากที่จะแปล
Back to English: Good translation is very difficult.
To Hungarian: JÛ ford“t·s nagyon nehÈz.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Haitian Creole: Yon bon tradiksyon trË difisil.
Back to English: A good translation very difficult.
To Vietnamese: Một bản dịch tốt rất khÛ khăn.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Greek: Μια καλή μετάφραση είναι πολύ δύσκολο.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Hebrew: תרגום טוב הוא קשה מאוד.
Back to English: Good translation is very difficult.
To Latvian: Labs tulkojums ir ļoti grūti.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Korean: 좋은 번역은 매우 어렵습니다.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Japanese: 良い翻訳は非常に困難です。
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Ukranian: Гарний переклад дуже важко.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Lithuanian: Geras vertimas yra labai sudėtingas.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Norwegian: En god oversettelse er svÊrt vanskelig.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.
To Polish: Dobre tłumaczenie jest bardzo trudne.
Back to English: A good translation is very difficult.

 :spit That's actually true, Mr. Bad Translator!
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Sleeping-force's-inside on October 13, 2013, 10:09:56 AM
Text: Why are we even doing this?

Result: Therefore, if the

:unsure:

Quote
From English: Why are we even doing this?
To Chinese Simplified: 为什么我们即使这么做?
Back to English: Why are we even doing this?
To Greek: Γιατί ακόμη και κάνουμε αυτό;
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Lithuanian: Kodėl net tai padaryti?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Catalan: Per quË fins i tot fer-ho?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Romanian: De ce chiar şi face acest lucru?
Back to English: Why even do this?
To Ukranian: Чому навіть це зробити?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Haitian Creole: Poukisa menm fË l?
Back to English: Why even done it?
To Chinese Traditional: 為什麼即使做它呢?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Vietnamese: Tại sao thậm ch“ l‡m điều đÛ?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To French: Pourquoi m’me le faire ?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Arabic: لماذا حتى تفعل ذلك؟
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Hebrew: למה אפילו לעשות את זה?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Finnish: Miksi edes tehd‰ sen?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Russian: Почему даже сделать это?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To Korean: 왜 그것을 할 조차?
Back to English: Why even do it?
To German: Warum auch, es zu tun?
Back to English: Why also, to do it?
To Portuguese: Por isso, tambÈm, faz’-lo?
Back to English: So, too, do you?
To Swedish: SÂ, gˆr du?
Back to English: So, do you?
To Thai: ดังนั้น คุณ
Back to English: Therefore, you
To Slovenian: Zato vam
Back to English: Therefore, you
To Estonian: Seega, sa
Back to English: Therefore, you
To Spanish: Por lo tanto, usted
Back to English: Therefore, you
To Turkish: Bu nedenle, eğer
Back to English: Therefore, if the
To Danish: Derfor, hvis de
Back to English: Therefore, if the
To Polish: W związku z tym jeśli
Back to English: Therefore, if the
To Dutch: Daarom, als de
Back to English: Therefore, if the
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Nahla on October 17, 2013, 05:03:50 AM
"Grandma and Grandpa  Longneck shared tree-sweets with their grandson Littlefoot"


Quote
From English: Grandma and Grandpa Longneck shared tree-sweets with their grandson Littlefoot
To Turkish: B¸y¸kanne ve b¸y¸kbaba Longneck ağaÁ-tatlılar Littlefoot onların torunu ile paylaştı.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa Longneck, shared their grandson with tree-desserts Littlefoot.
To Swedish: Mormor och morfar Longneck, delade deras sonson med tr‰d-desserter Liliput.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa Longneck, shared their grandson with tree-desserts Littlefoot.
To Romanian: Bunica şi bunicul Longneck, partajate nepotul lor cu arborele-deserturi Liliput.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa Longneck, shared their grandson with tree-the miniature desserts.
To Russian: Бабушка и дедушка Длинношеих, разделяет их внука с дерева миниатюрные десерты.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa long-necked, shares their grandson with tree miniature desserts.
To Bulgarian: Баба и Дядо дълго гърло, споделя им внук с дърво миниатюрни десерти.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa long-necked, their grandson with tree share miniature desserts.
To Arabic: الجدة والجد طويلة العنق، حصة على حفيد مع شجرة الحلويات مصغرة.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa long neck, share the grandson with tree mini desserts.
To Chinese Traditional: 奶奶和爺爺長長的脖子,與樹迷你甜品分享的孫子。
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa a long neck, and grandson tree mini desserts to share.
To Chinese Simplified: 奶奶和爷爷长长的脖子和孙子树迷你甜品分享。
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and dessert to share.
To Czech: Babička a děda vnuk strom mini dlouh? krk a dezert se podělit.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and a dessert to share.
To Thai: คุณยายและหลานปู่ทรีคอยาวมินิและขนมที่ใช้ร่วมกัน
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and shared sweets.
To Dutch: Oma en opa kleinzoon boom mini lange nek en gedeeld snoep.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and shared sweets.
To Estonian: Vanaema ja vanaisa lapselaps puu mini pika kaela ja jagavad maiustusi.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and will share the sweets.
To Danish: Bedstemor og bedstefar barnebarn trÊ mini lang hals og vil dele slik.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson wood mini long neck and want to share sweets.
To French: Grand-mËre et grand-pËre petit-fils mini long manche en bois et voulez partager les bonbons.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson mini long wood handle and want to share the candy.
To Ukranian: Бабуся і дідусь онук міні довгий дерево обробки і хочете поділитися цукерки.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson mini long wood finishes and want to share the candy.
To Vietnamese: B‡ ngoại v‡ Ùng nội ch·u trai nhỏ d‡i gỗ kết th?c v‡ muốn chia sẻ c·c b·nh kẹo.
Back to English: Her grandmother and grandfather long little nephew the wood finish and would like to share the candy.
To Portuguese: Sua avÛ e avÙ de comprimento pequeno sobrinho o revestimento de madeira e gostam de compartilhar os doces.
Back to English: Your grandmother and grandfather long little nephew the wood flooring and enjoy sharing the candy.
To Finnish: Iso‰iti ja isois‰ kauan pikku veljenpoika massiivipuinen lattia ja nauttia jakaa karkkia.
Back to English: Grandmother and grandfather a long time my little nephew of solid wood flooring, and enjoy sharing candy.
To Spanish: Abuela y el abuelo mucho tiempo a mi pequeÒo sobrino de suelos de madera maciza y disfrutan de compartir dulces.
Back to English: Grandmother and grandfather long to my little nephew of wooden floors solid and they enjoy sharing sweets.
To Slovak: Babička a dedko dlho na mÙj mal? synovec pevnÈ drevenÈ podlahy a te…iť zdieľanie sladkosti.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa's for a long time on my little nephew solid wooden floors and enjoy sharing sweets.
To Slovenian: Babica in dedek 's za dolgo časa na moj mali nečak trdne parket in uûivali delitev sladkarije.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa's for a long time on my little nephew solid parquet floors and enjoy sharing candy.
To German: Oma und Opa f¸r eine lange Zeit auf meine kleinen Neffen solide Parkettbˆden und teilen S¸?igkeiten.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa for a long time on my little nephew solid parquet floors and share sweets.
To Hebrew: סבתא וסבא במשך זמן רב על מוצק האחיין הקטן שלי ורצפות פרקט ולשתף ממתקים.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa for a long time about my little nephew solid and parquet floors and share sweets.
To Haitian Creole: Anman manman Et epË pou yon bon bout tan m' ti on jan neve Et parquet glasi ak pataje bagay dous.
Back to English: Maternal grandmother And thick for a long time me a solid nephew And parquet-floor and share sweets.
To Greek: Μητρική γιαγιά και χοντρό για πολύ μου ανιψιός στερεά και παρκέ δάπεδο και μερίδιο γλυκά.
Back to English: Maternal grandmother and my nephew for very coarse solids and parquet floors and share sweets.
To Indonesian: Nenek Maternal dan keponakan saya sangat kasar padatan dan lantai parket dan berbagi permen.
Back to English: Maternal grandmother and my nephew very coarse solids and parquet floors and sharing sweets.
To Hungarian: Anyai nagyanyja Ès Èn unokaˆccse nagyon durva szil·rd Ès parkett·s padlÛval Ès megoszt·si ÈdessÈgek.
Back to English: Her maternal grandmother, and my nephew is very coarse solids and parquet floors and sharing sweets.
To Italian: La nonna materna e mio nipote Ë molto grosso solidi e pavimenti in parquet e condivisione dolci.
Back to English: Her maternal grandmother and my nephew is very big and solid wooden floors and sharing sweets.
To Lithuanian: Savo motinos motina ir mano sūnėnas yra labai didelis ir tvirtas medinės grindys ir bendro naudojimo saldumynai.
Back to English: My mother's mother, and my nephew is very large and solid wooden floors and shared sweets.
To Polish: Matka moja matka i mÛj siostrzeniec jest bardzo duże i solidne drewniane podłogi i wspÛlne słodycze.
Back to English: The mother of my mother and my nephew is very large and solid wooden floors and shared sweets.
To Japanese: 私の母と私の甥の母親は非常に大きく、固体木製の床、共有のお菓子です。
Back to English: The nephew of my mother and my mother is very large, solid wood floors, sharing candy.
To Norwegian: Nev¯ av min mor og min mor er stor, solid tregulv, dele godteri.
Back to English: The nephew of my mother and my mother is great, solid wood floors, sharing candy.
To Korean: 내 어머니와 내 어머니의 조카는 중대 하 고, 단단한 나무 바닥, 사탕을 공유.
Back to English: My mother and my mother's niece is a great, solid wood floors, sharing a candy bar.
To Latvian: Mana māte un mātes māsasmeita ir liels, cietu koka grīdām, apmaiņa konfektes bārs.
Back to English: My mother and my niece is a big, solid wood floors, sharing a candy bar.From English: Grandma and Grandpa Longneck shared tree-sweets with their grandson Littlefoot
To Turkish: B¸y¸kanne ve b¸y¸kbaba Longneck ağaÁ-tatlılar Littlefoot onların torunu ile paylaştı.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa Longneck, shared their grandson with tree-desserts Littlefoot.
To Swedish: Mormor och morfar Longneck, delade deras sonson med tr‰d-desserter Liliput.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa Longneck, shared their grandson with tree-desserts Littlefoot.
To Romanian: Bunica şi bunicul Longneck, partajate nepotul lor cu arborele-deserturi Liliput.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa Longneck, shared their grandson with tree-the miniature desserts.
To Russian: Бабушка и дедушка Длинношеих, разделяет их внука с дерева миниатюрные десерты.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa long-necked, shares their grandson with tree miniature desserts.
To Bulgarian: Баба и Дядо дълго гърло, споделя им внук с дърво миниатюрни десерти.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa long-necked, their grandson with tree share miniature desserts.
To Arabic: الجدة والجد طويلة العنق، حصة على حفيد مع شجرة الحلويات مصغرة.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa long neck, share the grandson with tree mini desserts.
To Chinese Traditional: 奶奶和爺爺長長的脖子,與樹迷你甜品分享的孫子。
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa a long neck, and grandson tree mini desserts to share.
To Chinese Simplified: 奶奶和爷爷长长的脖子和孙子树迷你甜品分享。
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and dessert to share.
To Czech: Babička a děda vnuk strom mini dlouh? krk a dezert se podělit.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and a dessert to share.
To Thai: คุณยายและหลานปู่ทรีคอยาวมินิและขนมที่ใช้ร่วมกัน
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and shared sweets.
To Dutch: Oma en opa kleinzoon boom mini lange nek en gedeeld snoep.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and shared sweets.
To Estonian: Vanaema ja vanaisa lapselaps puu mini pika kaela ja jagavad maiustusi.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson tree mini long neck and will share the sweets.
To Danish: Bedstemor og bedstefar barnebarn trÊ mini lang hals og vil dele slik.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson wood mini long neck and want to share sweets.
To French: Grand-mËre et grand-pËre petit-fils mini long manche en bois et voulez partager les bonbons.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson mini long wood handle and want to share the candy.
To Ukranian: Бабуся і дідусь онук міні довгий дерево обробки і хочете поділитися цукерки.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa grandson mini long wood finishes and want to share the candy.
To Vietnamese: B‡ ngoại v‡ Ùng nội ch·u trai nhỏ d‡i gỗ kết th?c v‡ muốn chia sẻ c·c b·nh kẹo.
Back to English: Her grandmother and grandfather long little nephew the wood finish and would like to share the candy.
To Portuguese: Sua avÛ e avÙ de comprimento pequeno sobrinho o revestimento de madeira e gostam de compartilhar os doces.
Back to English: Your grandmother and grandfather long little nephew the wood flooring and enjoy sharing the candy.
To Finnish: Iso‰iti ja isois‰ kauan pikku veljenpoika massiivipuinen lattia ja nauttia jakaa karkkia.
Back to English: Grandmother and grandfather a long time my little nephew of solid wood flooring, and enjoy sharing candy.
To Spanish: Abuela y el abuelo mucho tiempo a mi pequeÒo sobrino de suelos de madera maciza y disfrutan de compartir dulces.
Back to English: Grandmother and grandfather long to my little nephew of wooden floors solid and they enjoy sharing sweets.
To Slovak: Babička a dedko dlho na mÙj mal? synovec pevnÈ drevenÈ podlahy a te…iť zdieľanie sladkosti.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa's for a long time on my little nephew solid wooden floors and enjoy sharing sweets.
To Slovenian: Babica in dedek 's za dolgo časa na moj mali nečak trdne parket in uûivali delitev sladkarije.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa's for a long time on my little nephew solid parquet floors and enjoy sharing candy.
To German: Oma und Opa f¸r eine lange Zeit auf meine kleinen Neffen solide Parkettbˆden und teilen S¸?igkeiten.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa for a long time on my little nephew solid parquet floors and share sweets.
To Hebrew: סבתא וסבא במשך זמן רב על מוצק האחיין הקטן שלי ורצפות פרקט ולשתף ממתקים.
Back to English: Grandma and Grandpa for a long time about my little nephew solid and parquet floors and share sweets.
To Haitian Creole: Anman manman Et epË pou yon bon bout tan m' ti on jan neve Et parquet glasi ak pataje bagay dous.
Back to English: Maternal grandmother And thick for a long time me a solid nephew And parquet-floor and share sweets.
To Greek: Μητρική γιαγιά και χοντρό για πολύ μου ανιψιός στερεά και παρκέ δάπεδο και μερίδιο γλυκά.
Back to English: Maternal grandmother and my nephew for very coarse solids and parquet floors and share sweets.
To Indonesian: Nenek Maternal dan keponakan saya sangat kasar padatan dan lantai parket dan berbagi permen.
Back to English: Maternal grandmother and my nephew very coarse solids and parquet floors and sharing sweets.
To Hungarian: Anyai nagyanyja Ès Èn unokaˆccse nagyon durva szil·rd Ès parkett·s padlÛval Ès megoszt·si ÈdessÈgek.
Back to English: Her maternal grandmother, and my nephew is very coarse solids and parquet floors and sharing sweets.
To Italian: La nonna materna e mio nipote Ë molto grosso solidi e pavimenti in parquet e condivisione dolci.
Back to English: Her maternal grandmother and my nephew is very big and solid wooden floors and sharing sweets.
To Lithuanian: Savo motinos motina ir mano sūnėnas yra labai didelis ir tvirtas medinės grindys ir bendro naudojimo saldumynai.
Back to English: My mother's mother, and my nephew is very large and solid wooden floors and shared sweets.
To Polish: Matka moja matka i mÛj siostrzeniec jest bardzo duże i solidne drewniane podłogi i wspÛlne słodycze.
Back to English: The mother of my mother and my nephew is very large and solid wooden floors and shared sweets.
To Japanese: 私の母と私の甥の母親は非常に大きく、固体木製の床、共有のお菓子です。
Back to English: The nephew of my mother and my mother is very large, solid wood floors, sharing candy.
To Norwegian: Nev¯ av min mor og min mor er stor, solid tregulv, dele godteri.
Back to English: The nephew of my mother and my mother is great, solid wood floors, sharing candy.
To Korean: 내 어머니와 내 어머니의 조카는 중대 하 고, 단단한 나무 바닥, 사탕을 공유.
Back to English: My mother and my mother's niece is a great, solid wood floors, sharing a candy bar.
To Latvian: Mana māte un mātes māsasmeita ir liels, cietu koka grīdām, apmaiņa konfektes bārs.
Back to English: My mother and my niece is a big, solid wood floors, sharing a candy bar.
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Ptyra on April 16, 2014, 02:45:17 AM
Wow this thread is old...I just thought I'd post here because I made some bad translations for Suddenly Seymour from Little Shop of Horrors...

Seymour

Lipstick, increase the screw head lava here

and let me your face, pure as tomorrow,

I know that it was bad,

but now all of them are good

Seymour and suddenly your needs without makeup,

you don’t need to pretend that all of a sudden

that Seymour here is to give you a sweet, understanding comrade Seymour


Audrey

Wasn’t someone asks you left of my father,

my mother is a bad start,

I want to find a man blindly and will bite his finger, stick with me, I’d say [This line is hilarious given how Audrey herself had been in an incredibly abusive relationship, and just learned that her boyfriend had disappeared (murdered by Seymour to feed him to the Audrey II plant)...but according to Bad Translator, it's just a bit different...)

Suddenly Seymour is estandin to me,

that gives me any command not have worshipped here suddenly Seymour ?

Seymour and friend of mine, and I understand it, sweet


Seymour

Tell me, what do you think the last person tell me the worst case of Best linen


Audrey

Please understand that it is very strange, terrible mistake is hard to say

Suddenly Seymour,

cleanse me suddenly Seymour,

showed me that you can learn how a girl

with my sweet, sweet, sweet and narrow principle of understanding, my man!


Seymour, Audrey, Company

Suddenly Seymour, It will cleanse your suddenly Seymour,

you can learn how others understand

you is cute and sweet and girl understand


Bad Translator is a little different now, so the final translation does not show all the languages used.
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 16, 2014, 10:08:55 AM
Let's try this.

Original text:

"Neobux is best paid to click!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Divorce online free"

Original text:

"Neobux is best paid to click!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In the best case online divorce Soline Mao."

Gee, where did this divorce stuff come from? :P:
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Ducky123 on April 16, 2014, 12:11:38 PM
I might as well join the fun while it lasts :p

Original text:

"I can't drink properly"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You are right."

Is this a question-answer translator?!  :lol

_ _ _ *

Original text:

"I got my beak stuck in a hive of buzzy stingers."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Metal in the mouth."


 :rolleyes ...
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Sneak on June 28, 2017, 06:02:17 AM
lol, funny. Reminds me about Cleverbot game in my forum...

let's try...

(http://ackuna.com/img/badtranslator_tease.jpg)

yeah, right

(http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p708/rhombus997/vlcsnap-2014-03-02-13h28m23s113_zpse138925e.png)
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on November 30, 2017, 11:20:49 AM
I just did this with some lines from Malinda Kathleen Resse's 'Google Translate Sings' series, so I'm having it do bad translations of bad translations! :lol  :lol

Original text:
"Thank you. You are now a TV."

…8 translations later, Bing and Yandex gives us:
Thank you. Are you a TELEVISION set.

Original text:
“Chairs ottoman in our tteoleoeul“

…8 translations later, Bing and Yandex gives us:
“Otomanskega chairs in our tteoleoeul“

Original text:
“Honey, I’m a nightmare dressed like a screensaver.“

…8 translations later, Bing and Yandex gives us:
“Honey, I’m a nightmare dressed like a screen protector.“


I'm surprised by how intact those stayed! I think I'll just stick to manually putting things through Google Translate.
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Sneak on December 04, 2017, 10:07:36 AM
huh, let me try!

Original:
Submachine rules! Ducky is beautiful!

after 32/2 translations:
Old rules! Bella Dhaka!
Title: The Bad Translator Game.
Post by: Littlefoot505 on December 04, 2017, 10:35:15 AM
"Littlefoot is my spirit animal"

English>Spanish>Hawaiian>Zulu>Malayalam>Traditional Chinese>English

"My diet is full"