The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: Petrie. on October 08, 2007, 07:41:32 PM
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Similar to the LBT one, now you insert our GOF members into the equation. If you know some of them well enough, there should be plenty of things to come up with. Only do one at a time.
So I'm going to pick on fellow staff member, Malte to just give an example.
Malte: Land Before Time 10 fit in so perfectly with the plotline of the previous nine sequels. :lol:
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Haha this could be entertaining :p
Adam: Sennheiser is so over-rated! I'm asking for SkullCandy (http://www.skullcandy.com/) headphones for Christmas. :lol
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We're doing this now? :p
Tim: I don't know a thing about scales...
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Tim: I don't know a thing about scales...
That would actually be true if we were talking about fish. :p
Malte: WAZZUP!!
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Adam: Sennheiser is so over-rated! I'm asking for SkullCandy headphones for Christmas.
Malte: WAZZUP!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think Tim loves this little game....but now its his turn....
Tim: Goldwave is an awful program for the price you pay. At that price, I would've expected the program to do all the work for you! :nyah
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Here's one.
F-14: Vote for Hillary in 2008! I luv Democrats!
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Ptyra: Man, Pterano is such a lamer. Stone of Cold Fire would have been SO much better if he wasn't in it.
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Adam: "Could someone please shoot all those rabbits in my backyard? They're driving me crazy!"
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Here's one.
F-14: Vote for Hillary in 2008! I luv Democrats!
How do you like this?
General Grievous: I love Jar Jar Binks! They should remake the original Star Wars movies with Jar Jar as the main character! He added SO much to Episode 1!
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Manny Cav: I love 3rd party software. :P:
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Manny Cav: I love 3rd party software. :P:
Which is why I have so much of it that I enjoy, like Star Wars games and more recent Star Fox games. :P:
Petrie: WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER ROCKS!!!
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Here's one.
F-14: Vote for Hillary in 2008! I luv Democrats!
How do you like this?
General Grievous: I love Jar Jar Binks! They should remake the original Star Wars movies with Jar Jar as the main character! He added SO much to Episode 1!
Dang! I'll get you back for that!
F-14 Ace: The F-14 was a piece of crap! I'm glad the navy retired it. The F-18 Hornet is way better. Oh and Ace Combat sucks!
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Ooh, this sounds like a fun game. XD
Kacie: "Ahh! Blood! Gore! I can't stand it! It makes me sick! Keep it away from me! I don't wanna look at it!"
XDD
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Interesting
Littlefoot: "Windows Operating System? Never heard of it."
Tanner: "Halo? Metroid? Wha...?"
Kacie: "Spyro the Dragon? Is that from a fantasy book?"
KingdomKey23: "Kingdom Hearts it's for little kids, sooo kiddy! And Yu-Gi-Oh is terrible, it's all 'blah blah attack mode magic card blah', the story sucks and Yugi's deck is so broken!"
I'm so sorry but I just couldn't resist XD
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No problem, Keni. XD But....
Keni: (See's a video clip of Elite Beat Agents) "WTF is this? I wouldn't want to play a game as weird as this." XD
KingdomKey23: "Mario is way too kiddy! I'd rather play Sonic Next Gen which is awesome!" (I can make fun of myself, too) XDD
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F-14 Ace: The F-14 was a piece of crap! I'm glad the navy retired it. The F-18 Hornet is way better. Oh and Ace Combat sucks!
You will die for that remark! :P: Insulting the F-14 Tomcat is pure blasphemy! :P: The mods may think we are seriously fighting. Let's pick on someone else now.
Petrie: Death to all animated bunnies!
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Malte279: I think Cera and Littlefoot would make an extremely cute couple. Mabey even have some kids.
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General Grievous: Hillary in 2008!
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landbeforetimelover: I love macs, they're waaaay better the PCs.
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lbtlover: One computer is enough for anybody. :lol:
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landbeforetimelover: Windows Vista is the best operating system ever!
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by special "request":
Malte: I demand more spaceships in LBT movies! Aren't the producers reading fanfics? Get with the program! :P:
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by special "request":
Malte: I demand more spaceships in LBT movies! Aren't the producers reading fanfics? Get with the program! :P:
Uh oh! Who's the guilty party? :P:
EDIT: Hahaha! That's funny!!! :lol I just figured it out.
Petrie: The current background sucks. Unless anyone objects, I'm changing it back to the original tomorrow.
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Malte: I demand more spaceships in LBT movies! Aren't the producers reading fanfics? Get with the program!
I'd rather rip my own tongue out ;)
F-14 / Manny Cav:
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
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Lain_EX: Tricia is the ugliest Threehorn hatching I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on.
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Lain_EX: Tricia is the ugliest Threehorn hatching I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on.
:blink: O...K...
Weather_Lord_7: "I just LOVE happy moments! Aww! Ain't that nice?" <3 :lol
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Littlefoot1616: Erm... what does PMSL mean?
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Just because I can't think of something someone else on this forum would never say, I'll make fun of myself.
Me: I love Windows! Macs are a waste of money.
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F-14 Ace: I'd rather fly a C-5 than a F-14!
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f-22: I'm giving up Ace Combat for good. I rather just sing!
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General Grevious: I support communism!
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:lol
action: I HATE MUSIC!!!!
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F-14: I voted for Obama!
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Sky: Deviantart?! Isn't that what troublemaker kids do on walls on the street?
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Mumbling: The Lion King is sooooooooo over rated... <_< I'd rather watch Transformers!
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F-14: I gave my BB gun to Obama!
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F-14: I gave my BB gun to Obama!
I don't have a BB gun. I have a 22. simi-automatic rifle and a 22. Magnum revolver.
And because I am on a suar high right now...
Malte: (wielding an ak-47) What the #$@& is this &$@#? How dare you put radioactive ninja space zombies of doom in lbt fanfiction!!!!! I'll rip your #@$%ing heart out you traitors! Death to all those who write unrealistic crossovers!
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F-14: I gave my BB gun to Obama!
I don't have a BB gun. I have a 22. simi-automatic rifle and a 22. Magnum revolver.
(Sorry about that I did not know I want some guns of my own but I still have a few years til I can buy some in WA)
Rat_lady7:Spam! I love to spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
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DarkHououmon: You know what? All my mvs are crap! I will rid the world of this crap and delete them not only from my YouTube, but also from my computer and disks! Also, Dino-Squad sucks!
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Malte: (wielding an ak-47) What the #$@& is this &$@#? How dare you put radioactive ninja space zombies of doom in lbt fanfiction!!!!! I'll rip your #@$%ing heart out you traitors! Death to all those who write unrealistic crossovers!
This is great!
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F-14: I just love barney! (Please don't kill me!)
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Nabil R: Hey guys! I actually went out and purchased my own Land Before Time movie today! Legally!
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F-14: I watch teleitubies! (Ok this one and my last one I'm in troubel big trouble)
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Rat_Lady7: Cera is so cool, she's my homie and I could squeeze her lovable self :lol.
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Rat_lady7:Spam! I love to spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
I think this game is called, "What would a "x member" never say?" :lol
In other words, I probably would say something like that. xD
Rat_Lady7: Cera is so cool, she's my homie and I could squeeze her lovable self
Ha ha, very funny. :lol
Mwahahaha....my turn
Cancerian Tiger: Cera sucks big time! She needs an attitude adjustment!
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LettuceBacon&Tomato: I should make a charlie the unicorn LBT crossover!
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Malte: "I really hate history, it's very boring." :lol
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DarkHououmon: Dino Squad stinks!
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Mumbling: The Lion King is sooooooooo over rated... <_< I'd rather watch Transformers!
xD
Rat_lady7: Hi all! You can find all my personal information on the web!
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Malte: I demand that we put humans in LBT!
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LettuceBacon&Tomato: I should make a charlie the unicorn LBT crossover!
SOMEBODY PARODIED ME!!! :wow :wow :DD
I actually feel like part of the family now!
Sky: I try to only draw stick figures in my pictures. Anything more is just too difficult.
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Ptyra - Snakes are creepy.
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Landbeforetimelover: S**** LBT! May those dinos burn in Hades! And computers! Who needs those pieces of crap?! I don't know which one I hate worse: LBT or computers! Oh, and if the GOF hates me for this, they can sue me for all I care! Mwahaha!
*Takes sledgehammer to computers off-screen*
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Malte: Why do I need to read history? you can't learn anything from it!
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f-22 "raptor" ace- I HATE air crafts and all of that junk!
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^ Rat_lady7: Here is my email address for anyone who'd like to have it: ...@... :P:
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Oh no you don't Mr.! :lol:
Malte: Forget knowledge! It's all about the emotion.
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lbt/cty_lover: CTY sucks!
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Well, you are right, f-22. That is something I would NEVER say.
Rat_Lady7: Ewwww. Rats are gross. And cats are creepy.
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Anymember on the forum:LBT sucks!
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Anymember on the forum:LBT sucks!
You read my mind.
Aves: You know what, screw RPs.
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Petrie: I will allow spaming.
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anonymous staff admin type: "Let's make a special section where members can insult each other on special threads, each member will have their own special thread where others who wish to insult them can post there."
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^ Rat_lady7: Here is my email address for anyone who'd like to have it: ...@... :P:
Actually, check my profile, you'll find it there. :)
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Action9000: "Dang, music is so dull!"
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Mumbling: You all suck.
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:DD
lbt/cty_lover: I HATE duct tape, it's all sticky!
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lbt/cty_lover: Dragontales is way better than Eragon! No contest!
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Actually, check my profile, you'll find it there.
I stand corrected and very glad I am that I do ;)
Littlefoot-1616: Trampolining is no sport but a silly kids' entertainment!
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Littlefoot-1616: Trampolining is no sport but a silly kids' entertainment!
:o Why I never! How frightfully rude! I hope one trips on the kerb on his way home... :P: :D
Landbeforetimelover: HTML....yeah I know that. My friend has that model car! It's cool.
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malte279: i don't know the answer on that LBT question, :)
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Rat_Lady7: Ewwww. Rats are gross. And cats are creepy.
:lol
NOW that is something I would NEVER say!
LBTlover: Computers are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too complicated for me! :blink:
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*remembers old group chat on msn*
Malte: I love conversations existing of a few words and many emoticons! :lol
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Mumbling: I HATE the Lion King movies, and all the characters. They were all awfully made, and sound. Uhh, I hope I never is gonna see them again.
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Vilstrup: Lions are smart and eagles are dumb.
*evil grin* :DD
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humph, not fair
Mumbling: Eagles har better hunters than lions
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... :p
Seeing our previous chats... That might be true... Lions far more lazy :p *innocent*
Action: Sheep are smart :D
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F-14 Navy Jets are so overrated air force jets rule!
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lbt/cty_lover: I HATE duct tape, it's all sticky!
lbt/cty_lover: Dragontales is way better than Eragon! No contest!
You got me. I never will say either of those.
jedi472: Star Wars is horrible! I rather watch Dora the Explorer.
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GreatValleyGuardian: I absolutely hate the LBT sequels!
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These next two come from both ends of the GOF hierarchy:
Any of the 0-total-posts users: HOORAY!!! I'm GOF Member of the Year!
Adam: Who's this Petrie guy and how'd he get on my site?!?
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Any of the 0-total-posts users: HOORAY!!! I'm GOF Member of the Year!
Hmm...I don't get it... :p
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Would you vote User of the Year for someone who's never even posted?
Wait, I've got another.
Rat_lady7: BwuhHA HA HA HA HA HA HA *snort* HA HA HA HA!!! *wheeze* *gasp* That was freaking hilarious LB&T!
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oh...okay...nevermind *sweat drop*
Back to the game:
Rosie: My gosh Chomper stinks!
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Random member: "I think Ducky is really ugly." :p :lol
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WeisseEdelweiss: Ducky and Petrie? Come on, that's just stupid!
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landbeforetimelover as well lillefot: what was photoshop again?
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Me: I'd rather fly a F/A-18 than a F-22.
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Time for an old member who we haven't heard from in a while.
SaftyCera: Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series? What's that? I've never heard of this series. And who is this LittleKuriboh?
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General Grievous: Star Wars sucks!
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This is a member that I know very well and has joined here, but she hasn't been here for awhile due to forgetting and not recieving the message for her password. :p
Shauni: I hate transformers! It should go burn in the fiery pit!
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General Grievous: Star Wars sucks!
Applies to jedi472 as well.
jedi472: I hate Star Wars: Force Unleashed. The game sucks. I wish I didn't waste my time playing such a horrible game.
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Mumbling: Ducky's such a sissy!
:lol
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Cancerian Tiger: Cera is such a wimp.
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Nimrod/LBT/cty lover : "I hate dragons!"
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Lillefoot: I won't ever go skiing again!
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Lillefot: James Bond sucks! (I would not say this either.)
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Cancerian Tiger: Cera is such a wimp.
Hehe, that's a good one! Not in this lifetime :lol!
LBTFan13: I HATE profanity!
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Lillefoot: I won't ever go skiing again!
Haha, guess this would come sooner or later! :lol:
Not even if I got caught in a billion avalanches I would quit! B)
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lbt/cty_lover - "Computers should have never been created"
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(http://www.phoenixgamesgroup.com/images/packshots/dinosauradventurebig.jpg)
Malte: What a blatant rip-off on the Land Before Time!
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^ Dunno about that playstation game, but the "movie" really wasn't.
Kacie: Oh how I wished people would cut out all that non-LBT crab out of their LBT stories!
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lbt/cty_lover : "I think the best OS is Windows Vista, pre service pack 1 preferred."
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lbt/cty_lover : "I think the best OS is Windows Vista, pre service pack 1 preferred."
Haha! You got me.
Cyberlizard: I'm giving up video games forever. Even online flash games. I'll never play any of those ever again.
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Here's one:
Serris: Man, Sci-Fi really sucks!
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Continuing on,
Serris: I hate furries. They are so weird.
(No offense to furries or Serris there)
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Malte: "Let's put in a war in LBT."
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Malte: You know what'd be really cool? An LBT fic connecting the series to WWII!
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malte: I wanna see a LBT fic connecting to the Belkan war!
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Okay, I know it's fun and all, but we shouldn't make fun of just one member. It loses its fun after a while.
So I'll make fun of myself. Again.
P.S. - Try making fun of yourself for once.
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Me: I hate open-source software. Microsoft Office is the way of the future.
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Okay...now that you've mentioned it, I shall mock myself :lol.
Me: Guys, I'm not spiritual. I'm an atheist.
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Me: I'm no longer into dark themes. I wanna be like Paris Hilton!
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Me: I just can't stand Cera! I could kick her a** to kingdom come and back!
:lol :rolleyes:Yeah, right. Honestly, I am spiritual, into dark themes, and love that little rambunctious threehorn to death :). Still, it is fun to mock oneself now and then :lol. Go ahead and try it :yes!
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As for me:
"I can't stand SF RPs."
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Me: I hate RP's!
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Threehorn: I'll never play RPs ever again.
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I'll make fun of myself here :P:
Me: Cartoons are for children!
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About.. myself..? :p
Me: I hate maggots
:p Hah! you didnt know that one :p
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Me: LBT and Star Wars? That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard!
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Me: Smash Bros. is the worst thing I've ever heard of!
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Me: Vinyl rocks.
:lol
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Oh no! What have I done? I've started a case of sever self-mockery! This must be stopped. But how? How can I do it?
:idea I know! I'll make so many jokes towards myself, I'll kill the fun of mocking oneself. It's audacious, but it might work.
Me- I hate LBT!
- I hate Star Wars
- I despise Yellowcard
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- (Many self-directed jokes later) I wish I had never gone to CTY in the first place or had ever joined this forum.
That should do it. The self-mocking jokes are finally and utterly killed.
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Me: I wish I hadn't posted so many self-mocking jokes. Then lbt/cty_lover wouldn't have had to take drastic action.
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Would you actually never say that?
Random GoF Member: Land Before Time? What's that?
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Me: Animals! What disgusting creatures! I wish they would all die!
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Me: RP's Totally suck! I hate them!
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Nimrod: I hate you all!!!
Edit: Buffypii: I hate Xena
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Me: Writing? pff... that's stupid.
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Explorer: Zelda sucks!
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f-22 "raptor" ace: Blow up my raptor
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Mornai (hope I got the spelling right): "I hate all Godzilla movies. I think they are all just so stupid."
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Kor: Everyone here is an idiot.
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f-22 "raptor" ace: Obama is so cool!
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Petrie: I'm gonna Delete this site! and not tell Anybody before I do! HAHAHAHA!!! and I'm gonna Eat my Bunny!
Cyberlizard: Video Games SUCK!!! I'd rather play Chess!
Malte: I want an LBT movie with Aliens and Godzilla! and put some humans in for the heck of it! MUAHAHAHA!
Myself: I hate Aliens and Predator! I'd rather watch Barney all the time!!!
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F22: The US sucks! I'm moving to Canada!
Me: Star Wars? that crap should've died off years ago!
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Jedi472: Malak sucks!
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Me: I hate bats, rats, snakes, and spiders!
"Autism? What's that?"
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Me, aswell as any member: "You tell me LBT is stupid? Fine, I quit!"
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Me, aswell as any member: "You tell me LBT is stupid? Fine, I quit!"
Perhaps any active member, I don't know about the inactive members though. :p
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Me, aswell as any member: "You tell me LBT is stupid? Fine, I quit!"
Perhaps any active member, I don't know about the inactive members though. :p
That's what I meant. Who knows who knows. :rolleyes:
Me: The world would be, MUCH better place without music!
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random member: "a cartoon about talking dino kids that sing. They are pretty dumb movies. Everyone should watch only sports."
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Me: "Writing's such a waste of time and energy!"
Landbeforetimelover: "Bill Gates is the man, yeah!"
Serris: "Dude! Warfics are boring! I wanna write something with the Gang having tea with Barney and friends!" (that'd be the day)
Mumbling: "Argh! I could knock everyone's lights out here!"
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The whole community: THE COMMUNITY WILL DISBAND!!!!
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xD
I guess it depends on the member though. Some members may have bad memories here. *shrugs*
CT: I wish Cera was more girly and feminine, maybe I would like her more!
Me: I'm all anti-feminist! I say we all go back into the dark ages.
Mumbling: Lions are ugly.
Ptyra: I love foxes! They make me smile! :D
action: Nightwish? Naw... Amy Winehouse is the way to go!
Any GOF member: LBT? What the heck???? :huh: Do you mean Lettuce Bacon and Tomato?
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Ptyra and myself: Snakes? You like them? I think they are gross. Who woud like such slimy creatures?
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The admins: This forum is going to be shutdown, forever...
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The best that I could come up with:
WeirdRaptor: Even perfect villians have good, honest feelings that must be sympathized with. All evil characters still have a light within them that just needs to be found, or all is truly lost. Why can't more people understand that?
brekclub85: Sharpteeth with feelings!? You're obviously joking, right? Anybody with an ounce of common sense knows full well that they're just mindless killers who only have instinct to act on and murder everyone just for pure pleasure. Duh!
Malte279 and Petrie: We don't care that you didn't break any rules! Because we're administrators and we noticed that very few people agreed with at least one of your posts, you can say your goodbyes to your account here!
Mumbling: Pikachu is the stupidest looking pokemon I've ever seen! You won't catch me dead wearing anything that resembles that electric vermin in any way.
Littlefoot1616: I probably have more access to the internet than any of you, which is the reason why my responses are so fast. Take a look at the LBT Trivia Game that's pinned in The Party Room for proof. Now THAT'S what I call prompt service!
The Friendly Sharptooth: You all just wait and see! Someday I WILL write a simple, one sentence response to someone when that's really all that's necessary.
I sincerely hope I didn't go too far with this...
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The Firendly Sharptooth: You're right. No further comments.
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Heehee my pikachu costume :^.^:(dont have any myself sawwy)
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:lol
I sincerely hope I didn't go too far with this...
We may be in need of a "What does "x member" keep saying all the time thread :P:
Seriously, it is great to see that you are reading messages as well as writing them :)
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I say we should go with it, Malte. What does "x member" always say? To the Thread-o-Matic!
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General Grievous: The Marine Corps is nothing but a bunch of crybabies! The army is way better!
Petrie: Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! spam spam spam spam spam spam! Waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka!
Malte: u guyz sux cuz u donts gotz myspacez!!11!!ONE!!ELEVEN! if u dont chek out my myspacez u gay and sux!!ONE!!111!
Me: I think I'm gonna kill me a bison today. Mmmmmm. Bison burgers!
General Grievous: Man, Chuck Norris is so lame! I'm gonna start idolizing Michael Jackson from now on.
Malte again: Death to those who say studying history is a waste of time!
lbt/cty_lover: Duct tape is the worst thing ever invented!
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Myself: I hereby renounce my participation in Darwin's Soldiers.
Myself again: Twilight Valley and Darwin's Soldiers (novel) are canceled.
Myself again: I hate snakes.
Action: LBT multiplayer RPG has been canceled.
Aves: No more RPs.
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Ptyra: "I kick every snake I see."
GVG : "I hate rpg's. I think they are stupid."
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F-14 Ace: The F-14 sucks1
myself: The F-22 sucks!
Jedi472: Star Trek would own Star Wars if the two universes ever fought eachother!
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Me: "I love doughnuts! They're sooo good for ya!"
Rat_Lady7: "Cats make great punching bags."
Landbeforetimelover: "Firefox is so crap!"
Mumbling: "I hate chatting!"
Kor: "I swear, if one of those little punks on the GOF start any trouble, I'm gonna break a chair over them!"
*Trying not to take things too far here :bang.*
Me: "Arrgh! I'm so mad, I could kick Ducky's a** to kingdom come and back!"
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"I could care less if the environment goes to shambles!"
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I have returned. Now these are not my true feelings at all, just my creative yet eccentric ways of saying something that I highly doubt will ever come from these guy's mouths.
Serris- Listen up guys. We don't need to spend an hour coming up with a page of statistics and abilites for every character in an RP. No one really cares about specifics of that magnitude, especially not in some minor fanfiction that few people will ever read. Do you really think that readers will be able to notice a difference in a story if a certain character's attack power was seven instead of six? Those details are completely pointless and don't contribute to a story at all. Just say he or she is weak, medium, or strong, slow, medium, or fast, and finally, what the theme of his or her powers is, like simply saying "water" for instance. Don't spend time working on something that is so trivial. Use your time to work on the story itself, not write out character profiles all day long. After a week of doing that, we'll have a twenty chapter book about character biographies instead of an RP like we were shooting for in the beginning. Come on people.
(Honestly, I love his interesting, detailed work and I don't ever get tired of reading it. He would be great at designing games with his amazing skills in this matter. This was written for humor only, and I honestly don't think this way at all.)
Explorer- The Legend of Zelda series is so lame. I think the name was written by some brainless moron who doesn't understand the concept of the game. You play as the hero named Link who always saves the day, and then there is the princess Zelda that he has to save all the time. So basically, Link does all the work, defeating evil on his own, risking his life everyday, and spends his entire life helping other people. Zelda is some princess with magic that still ends up being captured by someone every time you turn around, and thus has to constantly be rescued. Yet apparently, she's the star of the series, considering it is named as her legend. Apparently, heroics aren't legendary in Hyrule, but instead, fame is based on the amount of times you get kidnapped. Maybe if Zelda was even in all the games, I might understand a little bit. But in The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening and The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Zelda is not focused on in the story whatsoever. How can I like a game that makes damsels in distress the stasr? Like I said, so lame.
(Honestly, I love the Zelda series very much, and I have nothing against it except for some very difficult parts here and there. This was written for humor only, and I honestly don't think this way at all.)
brekclub85- I started a thread called "Which LBT characters do you hate with a passion?" and I'll go first to show you what to do. Pretty much just say the characters' names and why they are a disgrace to the franchise. Here's my two: Chomper and Littlefoot. Oh my gosh, I get so annoyed watching Chomper, especially on the television series. First off, Littlefoot ruined him entirely. Chomper is now an utter pansy. How many times is he going to announce that he doesn't want anyone getting hurt? Sharpteeth were made to fight, but that annoying baby longneck's constant behavior around Chomper has brainwashed him to know peace and nothing else. Yeah, when Chomper left with his parents to the island, they had begun to teach him how to hunt. After contact with that leaf eater that just doesn't know when to lay off the friendliness for just a moment though, we can see in the series that Chomper is doomed to die. Does anyone know how many bees it would take to fill the stomach of a full grown human? He would have to eat for around an hour. So since humans only come up to the knees of full grown sharpteeth, one could chomp down bees the entire day and still not come close to being satisfied. If Chomper continues to call his food friends, he will starve to death some day, no doubt. Chomper may be nice to play with now, but if Littlefoot had cared about Chomper, he wouldn't have disrupted Chomper's thinking pattern to influence such friendliness, considering what Chomper actually is. Littlefoot selfishly wanted to enjoy Chomper, so he ruined his buddy's future in the process. But no, it isn't just Littlefoot here. Chomper is quite as much responsible for his stupidity as Littlefoot. He's a fool for being so easy to influence. It wasn't like he just believed a lie, he lives in one every day: the belief sharpteeth can possibly get along with leaf eaters. That could work at first. The sharptooth could make a flatooth friend, talk for a while, play some games, but when the sharptooth gets hungry, well, it's time for him to find a new friend. Is Chomper so naive to think that the race that eats the other one can grow up together? Riiight. "I know we all eat you guys, but can we please just hang out between our feedings?" Are goats friendly with grass, cats with mice, or humans with hamburgers before they get swallowed? If Chomper had an ounce of a brain, he'd realize that his friendships will only last as long as his stomach is small enough to be supported by buzzers and crawlers, then he'll die. Eager Chomper? No, I think he should be called "The Ignorant Sharptooth," because nothing could possibly describe him more. Can they please bring in a sharptooth that can think on his own so he won't be influenced by everything he sees and hears? How is a character without any logic or common sense that thinks stupid thoughts that could never actually happen going to influence the children who watch him? I rate him an 11/10 on my hate meter. Lovable Littlefoot? How about Thinks About the Present Only so the Future of a Good Friend is Destroyed Littlefoot? Ah, that covers him perfectly. He also gets an 11/10 as far as hatred goes. What a jerk. And this is all you do in this thread! Next poster can go ahead at any time!
(Honestly, Chomper is my favorite character too and I have nothing against him at all. I love the innocent characters the best and they really add that warmest feeling to stories. Littlefoot is wonderful too, making friends with everyone so well. That is nothing but a good thing and he makes the plots go more pleasantly. This entire paragraph was completely fabricated since I just made this up as I went along. This was written for humor only, and I honestly don't think this way at all.)
Now, I have made every attempt possible to avoid offending anyone. I like these three people, as well as their likes and ways of doing things. They are all nice guys with great ideas. My writing here is all completely random nonsense off the top of my head. I only wrote it because I know that these three would never come close to saying these things. If I did offend someone, I'm very sorry about that. I myself ackowledge that I don't feel these ways at all. I just sat down and typed the first untrue thoughts I could imagine. Next time, I could try to tone this down if anybody wants me too. Later.
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Hehe CT, you got me there :p
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TFS: I'm just gonna shut up. No more insanely long speeches.
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Hahaha. Good one. I get it completely.
Rat_lady7- Dirt shows up so badly on clothes! That's what I get for always wearing white though.
Mumbling- If I don't know the answer to your question, I won't waste my time trying to help you. Try somebody who already can answer you.
lbt/cty_lover- Don't worry. If you leave some chocolate around for safe keeping, I'll make sure it stays safe.
Sableye- Ugh, ghosts totally creep me out. Keep them away from me! They look scary and they're totally useless. They shouldn't even exist!
Pokeplayer984- Hey guys, I was just wondering if someone could help me. Does anyone here know how to use youtube? I want to put some videos up but it's too confusing.
Yeah, the longer they are, the less funny they are. I'll try to make them about this length from now on. Shorts seem have a more humorous effect than paragraphs here, it seems. Later!
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How about this one:
TFS - Really, my post is only this long.
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Myself: (Insert anything negative about Chomper or sharpteeth in general here.)
Myself: It's so satisfying to see the sharpteeth get beaten up
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Me: "I'm so scared of the supernatural world and all of its inhabitants! I shall reject spirituality and become an atheist!"
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Me: "I hate everyone! I don't give a crap about 'em!"
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GVG: I hate Halo games! And Sonic? WTH is that?
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Me: Topsy's cool.
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Brekclub: If Chomper's happy, I'm in a stinking foul mood! :anger
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Littlefoot1616: No way would I play a game with you!
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LBTlover: I love the Blue screen of Death. It's so beautiful and stimulating to look at!
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Me: Super Sentai? Kamen Rider? What the heck is that?
Me again: I prefer Power Rangers over Super Sentai.
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Lillefot: "Skiing sucks! I'd rather be taking a test!"
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Me, Ptyra, Anime Fan, Pterano fan, RFZT, and some other 7 sequel fans: The seventh sequel was so bad! Pterano, Sierra, Rinkus, and the rainbow faces were a terrible addition to LBT! So lame...
Malte, Petrie, Weird Raptor, and some other fans that prefered the first film over all of the others: The first film was bad! The sequels are so much better!
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Rat_lady: Ya know, Pterano doesn't really need henchmen, if they woulda just cut out Rinkus and Sierra I think I'd have been much happier :DD
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Me: "I hate natural food! From now on, I'm eating TV dinners!"
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Me: "I think I'll stop writing action-adventure novels."
CT: "It would be nice if Spike died."
Me: "Wars do not belong in LBT."
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Malte: History is SO boring!
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Nick22: RPGs? Yeah, I play those all the time. I love blowing stuff up with my Rocket Propelled Grenades... Sorry what? Role-playing games? Never heard of 'em. Who'd play those?
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Me (GVG, Starfall, Nick): "I'm not a real fan of RPs."
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After my long absense in this, I think I've improved the longer-but-still-fairly-humorous concept.
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Serris: (Addressing his army) Yet another attack... (Sigh) It's finally time to stop fighting back. It's time to set aside our weapons and settle things in a much better way. We're going to raise the white flag and then the opposing general and I are going to have a nice, little chat over a hot cup of coffee. I am going to look him directly in his eyes and thoroughly explain that I really don't like what his side is always doing to ours. I'm sure he would say the same, and at that point, I'll bring out my treaty plan.
Having completely different wants, it would be far too difficult for us to both have our way at the same time, so I'll advice we divide things evenly. Monday-Wednesday his side can rule, Thursday-Saturday we get our turn, and on Sunday, neither of us can do as we please with the other, just to be fair.
Our lives will surely be torturous on their days, but we'll be the bigger men and make their lives very comfortable when our time comes around. Who knows? Maybe they'll see our kindness and begin treating us better as well someday. Life isn't about defeating your opponents; no matter what they do, making friends with them is the true goal. My dream is that one day, using weapons against one another will be a thing of the past, never to be brought back. You are all dismissed.
Hey, don't put poison in his mug! I was actually being sincere with this.
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I sincerely hope I got at least a little better at this game, so it would be nice to hear if that were the case. However, anyone is more than welcome to inform me if such a change for the better has yet to occur. Later!
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TFS: You know what, I can't say anything for this topic. So I'll just leave now.
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Brekclub: I hate Chomper! He's an annoying little brat!
Malte: Religion should have a bigger role in government, forget seperation of church and state!
Me: I wish McCain had won...
wow, that last one actually hurt to type
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Me: Anything containing "F***".
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Metadude: I hate Chomper. I wish he would have drowned in the fifth movie.
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Adam: Petrie...that little brat...I wish the sharptooth ate him in the first film!
Nabil and mcr: I can actually type in correct grammar and I apologize for my behavior on this forum.
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Nabil and mcr: I can actually type in correct grammar and I apologize for my behavior on this forum.
Okay, it's fun and all, but don't you think it's a bit harsh to make fun of banned members who can't make a witty comeback in defense?
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Rat_lady7: I hate rats, the GoF, and I can't stand how people here are so sensitive on some topics. I'm leaving for good, and I mean it this time.
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^ It's easier to make quotes like that when members can't come to their defense, you win all the time, all the way.
lbt_ctylover: I hate science and fantasy!
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^ But it's more fun when they can retort.
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Rat_Lady7: I give up on the GoF! I should never have joined. I just realized how stupid this LBT series is and I wish I had never watched it in the first place. So long, GoF losers! I'm gonna go join nabil and mcr!
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^Not always. :p At least for me it isn't, I usually can't think of good comebacks right at that instant, so I always lose...:p
Me: I hate Pteranadons! They're so ugly!
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Me: I HATE the great outdoors! I will never work outside and I will never do anything for fun outside! Sitting in front of the TV 24/7 is as good as it gets!
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Me: I hate fishing.
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Me: Why am I wasting my time online when I could be outside making a differance and losing weight?
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Me: Curse the outdoors! From now on, I'm staying on the couch and watching TV!
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landbeforetimelover: How do you defragment this thing?
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Serris: I hate fishing.
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Serris: Twilight Valley is about the gang turning into vampires, and they get all sparkly when they fall in love with each other!
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^ :lol, curse that bloody chick book! (I know bad pun :p)
Me: OMG! I LIKE TOTALLY LOVE EDWARD CULLEN! HE'S SO HAWT!!!!!
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Rat_Lady: Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Me: Dude, I'm Team Both!
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Me: Awesome! We should totally start a Twilight fan club among the thousands more out there!
LBT: Dang let's do it!
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Me: Scary/slasher movies suck!
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Me: I HATE Will and Grace! In fact I hate humor in general! :anger
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Petrie: Disney's stupid...c'mon we need some more reality stuff out there! And Britney's my idol! How can you even make fun of her? LEAVE HER ALONE!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc)
Malte: Omg, ttyl, zomg! I liek mudkips!
Littlefoot1616: I hate life! It's horrible! I wish I could just die right now...it's so hard to live....
action9000: Nightwish is soooo lame! I like Snoop Dog and all of em yo!
Brain: Foxes are vermin that need to be exterminated! And there is no way I could get myself into the furry cult!
GVG and Ptyra: Snakes are creepy....:unsure:
Mumbling: Ducky's a wimp! The sharptooth is my homeboy!
Cancerian Tiger: Cera's so lame! And I'm going atheist!
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Rat_Lady: Feminism stinks! I wish I'd never heard of it!
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Me: I hate rap music
Me: MCcain/Palin 2008
:lol
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Nick22: I'm going to spell things correctly in all my RP games!
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Me: Screw equality! It's time men got to feel what it's like to be oppressed based on gender :anger!
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Me: Hey, guess what? I admire the female stereotype so much, I'm gonna drop out of college, quit working, find a rich man, and never make somethin' of myself or do what I want to do :rolleyes:!
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Me: I hate writing.
Me: Military material is awful! It's just made for killing people! (Note: I acknowledge that most if not all military material is made for killing but I cannot help but admire the technology that is used. Not to mention most military vehicles and weapons have an almost artistic quality to them.)
Me: Ducky does not need a railgun.
Noname: I will convert to atheism.
Cancerian Tiger: I hate Twilight Valley.
Nick22: What is this Insane Cafe?
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Malte: I'm going to write in short sentences from now on.
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Me: I hope nobody asks me any questions... I hate answering them.
Noname: Can you please not join my RP, it's full at the moment.
Cancerian Tiger: Littlefoot is so much cooler then Cera.
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Noname: speling punctuaiton and captlization r for luzers lol
landbeforetimelover: Obama got the Nobel Prize! Hallelujah!
Mumbling: Why would I be nice to you, Jerk???
GVG: Why would I want to be a mod? No siree, I prefer the old green font.
Serris: Writing? I'm going to go major in architecture!
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Caustizer: I hate the RP section! I wish the admins and mods would burn it!
Me: Forget Plato, I'm taking up Marxism!
Nick: I'm starting a new RP, the sane cafe!
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Mumbling: Why would I be nice to you, Jerk???
Not to ruin the mood, but if someone really is a jerk I can easily say that :p
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Metadude: Just looking out the window in my New Zealand home...
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^^Mumbling: Why would I be nice to you, unfriendly person?!?!
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Cancerian Tiger: I hope Cera jumps into the smoking mountain!
Me: I'd like a pack of "Marlboro" please.
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Noname: I'm a republican.
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GVG: What the heck is roleplaying?
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Me: STEALTH is the greatest movie in the world!
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Metadude: I'm on the GoF every day... and I don't like Star Wars.
Nick22: I hate football.
Chiletrek: No hable Espanol.
Malte: Ich spreche kein Deutsch.
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(I'm especially proud of this one, combines three topics I remember Austin's written.)
landbeforetimelover: My PC doesn't get as many internets as it used to, so I'm switching to Mac. The Geek Squad recommended it!
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Anyone here: I HATE the Land Before Time! Let's go and burn all of the copies we can find of EVERY movie and TV show in the series.
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LB&T: What's Darwin's Soldiers?
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Serris: "What's a defibrillator? I've never heard of one?"
Me: "Exercise sucks. Gimme doughnuts!"
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Serris: What's an ambulance?
Petrie: I hate furry little animals. I like to bite their heads off.
Me: Let's burn books and ban elections. If anyone needs me, I'll be using the Bill of Rights as Toilet paper.
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Noname: Who is the Pope?
Me: I hate chocolate.
Malte: I will never read Twilight Valley
Caustizer: LBT and Command and Conquer are a terrible combination!
Me: Total Annihilation is the worst RTS ever made! I would rather play Starcraft.
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Me: "I like sharp objects so much, I think I'll go try acupuncture!"
Mumbling: "I wish that Black bear ate Tim on our trip."
Raga: "Those damn Yankees suck! I hope they never win another game!"
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Me: I love gun control.
Me: I hate weapons.
CT: I love guns.
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CT: I love guns.
Lol, good one :p!
Me: "Hey, gimme a cigarette, joint, or anything I can smoke!"
Or
Me: "Duuuude, drugs are the best, man!"
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Me: Can someone hand me a cigar?
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Me: Why's the rum gone?
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Me: Forget baseball, I'm watching nothing but Cricket and Rugby from now on!
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Me: My god, I hate Ptearno :x and the who cares about the earth?
CT: Screw environmentalism! I'm going to litter anytime I want and shoot any animal I what that's botherin' me!
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Rat Lady, CT, Me: MMM... these endangered animals sure taste good! I'm glad we killed them slowly and painfully; it makes them more tender.
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CT: Come with me if you want to live!
Noname: Hey, want to play cricket?
Malte: I REALLY wish Ducky and Little Foot would just die in the series, they're very sucky characters.
LBT: I love Petrie so much I just squish his cute little self!
Mumbling: Ruby's the best character ever! Screw Ducky!
lbt_cty lover: OMG LYKE TWILIGHT IS DA BEST BOOK EVA!!!!
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Me: Anyone wanna play some sport? Like rugby?
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Me: I hate Nightwish.
CT: TWV is a bad story.
CT: I hope Duck dies in TWV.
LB&T: Darwin's Soldiers is a terrible story.
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Me: "Doughnuts should have their own section on the Food Pyramid!"
MrDrake: "I hate pie! I hate it! Hate it! Hate it!"
Me: "I think I'll make soup out of my bird, and sausage patties out of my dogs." :blink:
Petrie: "The GOF is officially an anarchy! Down with the admins!!!!'"
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Wierdraptor: I love James Camaron films.
Me:LBT13 was even better then the original.
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Me: The Land Before Time:Journey Across Time is awesome.
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Me: I'm not interested in aircraft.
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Serris (As Darwin's Soldiers mod): And then rocks fell and everybody died. THE END! :nyah
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Serris (As Darwin's Soldiers mod): And then rocks fell and everybody died. THE END! :nyah
Seriously, the end of Darwin's Soldiers II came pretty damn close to that.
Me: I love gun control.
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Serris: I hate roleplaying! I wish it never existed!
Drake: I hate animals! I wish I could kill them all!
Chiletrek: No hable espanol.
Me: Who cares about the environment?
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Me: Anime sucks!
Me: Dreamworks movies are the best EVAR!!!
Me: I'm Tippy's number 1 fan!!
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Me: I hate biology and writing.
Noname: I disavow the Fantasy RP.
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Serris: "I want a Yellowbelly for a pet! I would love it like a big teddy bear that actually gives hugs back." :lol
Me: "Yellowbellies are so much smarter than threehorns. Gee Cera, how'd ya end up so stupid?"
MrDrake: "Zombies suck! Why'd I start that RP again?"
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Me: The yellowbellies are my favorite characters!
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Serris: I hate horses! I also don't know what a galaxy is!
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The Friendly sharptooth: :add
Serris: Wait wait, I thought the electrons were positive. Can we go over this again?
f-22: Aw, man, I just reached Ultimate LBT fan! Can I reset my post count and go back to Spike?
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Pokeplayer: "Whoever came up with the idea that Ducky and Petrie would make a cute couple must be screwed up."
Me: "Ducky and Petrie would be soooo cute together! And Cera and Littlefoot, too! This would make for a good reason to change LBT's rating to R!" (Yeah, right :x :x :x :x!)
Rat_Lady7: "I've got a good idea for taking care of the city's stray cat population! Two words: TWELVE GAUGE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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lbt_cty lover: OMG LYKE TWILIGHT IS DA BEST BOOK EVA!!!!
You even got the bad spelling.
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CT: (Insert complex mathematical equation here). It's so simple.
(In response) Me: I don't get it. I'm gonna go for a liberal arts degree.
(No offense to liberal arts majors)
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lbt/cty_lover: What, Eragon? Yeah, that book sucks!
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Serris: I've decided to give up Twilight Valley to write a Twilight/LBT crossover with heavy Littlefoot/Cera pairing. It shall be rated M on FF.net.
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Me: Cabin 102 is the worst book I've ever read,Twilight is way better.(definately not true,its actually the best and Twilight sucks).
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Pokeplayer: Littlefoot/Ali? That is the most revolting pairing I could ever think of. I'm all for Uwe Boll, though.
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Me: Case Closed/Detective Conan is a horrible anime/manga! :anger
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Me: Worst Apple is OS the have ever computer used I.
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Jedi472: the Star Wars Holiday Special rocks! as for all the other movies, they suck.
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Malte: (A post of under 150 words :o)
(That joke's probably been made before. Sorry.)
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Jedi472: the Star Wars Holiday Special rocks! as for all the other movies, they suck.
Nobody in the conceivable world could ever say that. I would lose all faith in humanity.
pokeplayer: Stop subscribing to my channel! I want to stay in the double-digits!
Serris: When it comes to furries or scalies, I've always been more of a slimey. *holds up slime-hag* Woo hoo!!!
Adam: I'M BACK!!! Anybody miss me? Watch my post count skyrocket OVER 9000!!!
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Pangaea: I don't know anything about dinosaurs! I KNOW NOTHING!
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Me: (Insert any positive thing to say about Sarah Palin here.)
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Me: :add
I guess I would not use any less than 150 words to admit that I had nothing to say if indeed I ever decided to not just simply shut up if indeed I had nothing to say :lol
I just hope that usually there is something worth reading rather than nothing to say in those +150 words of mine :oops
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Pokeplayer or myself: "F***!"
MrDrake: "Screw the RP section! RPs suck!"
Pangaea: "What was the name of that dinosaur again?"
Pangaea: "Hoo needz gramerr? Badd gramerr iz da beste thingie tu uzze win yer righting orr tiepeeng!" :p
Me: "Hay, kiddz! Huked awn fonix dunn reely gud fer mee!"
No offense to anyone I mentioned, this was just for fun ;). BTW, I never needed Hooked on Phonics. I learned my grammar very easily at a young age :p.
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Me: (Insert any positive thing to say about Sarah Palin here.)
Me: I LOVE Fox News.
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Me: Well, time to get rid of my PS3 and delete my PSN account on there
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Me: Latias' Journey is the worst fan fic I have ever read.
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Pangaea: I've never heard of Dinosaurs and have no clue as to what Dinosaurs are..
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Wow I'm surprised I never saw this thread.
Me: Justin Beiber is the best musician on the face of the Earth!
Cancerian Tiger: I want Miley Cyrus to voice Cera in any new LBT movies!
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Cancerian Tiger: I HATE horror movies! OMG, TEY R LKE SOOO SCARRY!!!111!1!
Pangaea: WASSUP HOMEBOI???!!
Scrattelover: Pebble and the Penguin sucks! What a horrid excuse of a Don Bluth film and disney knock off! <_<
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Myself: Dragons are the worst idea EVER!
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Me: I want to be President of the United States when I grow up! (I would destroy our country because I can't make decisions :rolleyes: )
GVG: Why did I wast my time with Longtail? He's an abomonation and is the worst creation I have ever made..................
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Ptyra: Adder and Sinuous should've never been a couple! (I could never image her saying this)
Me: I HATE Pebble and the Penguin, Adder, Land Before Time and Ice Age (you'd never get me to say this even for 180 trillion dollars!)
DarkHououmon and Campion1: The Yellow Bellies are my favorite characters. :lol (I doubt they'd say this)
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Me: Who gives a crap about animals? Heil mankind!
Malte: I know that I know nothing at all.
Pytra: Screw Pterano,Michael York can't even act!
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Pangaea: "Nice chapter! What, you were expecting more of a review? Too bad!"
Brekclub85: "God, I wished they would kill off Chomper already!"
Malte279: "I hate pure LBT Fanfictions! give me some blood, gore, humans, explosions, and sex scenes please!"
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^ Actually I agree with Socrates on the "I know nothing" bit if set in the right context. He was not talking about not knowing anything in the sense of factual knowledge I think on which I hope to have at least a little in my fields of interest ;)
vonboy, indeed you will never hear that one out of my mouth ot typed by my fingers :lol:
Brekclub85: Horror movies suck, they just scare the heck out of me for no entertaining purpose whatsoever.
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Malte: "I wouldn't mind living near the Biblis powerplant. "
Cancerian Tiger: "A highly secular state that intervenes much in the economy is what I really want."
Adder: "I just love my school! It always lifts my spirit when I go there!"
The Friendly Sharptooth: "I like chatspeak, real English is so long and boring!"
Pikkutassu : "The cut version is sooo better than the one I saw as a child."
Petrie: "I listen to Lady Gaga and sing along when I'm driving."
Pangaea: "One more review to do? Nah, skip it!"
Jared: "I think flyers should have never appeared in LBT. They're not even dinosaurs!"
Mumbling: "I was so mistaken to work with clay! Graffiti is what I really dream of doing."
Landbeforetimelover: "I think it is exciting to work with old tools and technology"
Kor: "Well, folks, I'm really bored with this childish forum and I'm now going to do something befitting my age, like hang on a biker's forum."
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Me: You want me to watch Elfen Lied? No way!!!! It's so bloody!!!!!!
FlipperBoidSkua: You think I'm spazzy? You're mistaken; I'm the calmest person on the face of the earth. Nothing can make me lose my composure.
Sorry dude, had to do it. :lol
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Pretty much everyone here: "What are ya talking about man? Wisdom of Friends was the best one!"
Joshua1127: $%^@# You!
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Myself: OMG, I really like Mr. Threehorn!
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Petrie: Haha! I fooled you all, I really visit here everyday and I don't work for nobody, nohow!
Malte: Oh boy! Blood and guts in an LBT story is just what we need in our fanfictions! :^.^:
WeirdRaptor: The sequels are hell of a lot better then the first movie man! And Land Before Time 13 is where it's at! :yes
Cancerian Tiger: Cera's annoying! She needs to be more like tv series Ali, then she'll be more lovable! :3
Pangaea: I lyk 2 tlk n chatspk man. None o dis english carp.
vonboy: Chomper's a lameo! Mr. Three Horn's my favorite character so far!
Nick22 and Aves: Why in world did we create the Insane Cafe series? Oh well...good riddance to it. *deletes all RPGs pertaining to it*
Me and other Pterano fans: You know what? Pterano was a waste of character space and never should have been created. He KILLED the series for me.
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vonboy: Chomper's a lameo! Mr. Three Horn's my favorite character so far!
While true, Mr. Threehorn is one of my favorite characters as well :yes
6 - Mr. Threehorn
He's a character I really love to hate, but that's a good thing! He's always there to spice up the conversation with his rage dumps, and he always manages to make the conflict seem more serious. In my eyes, LBT would be a LOT more boring without him there to complain. :lol
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Me: What's a mitochondria?
Me: Fishing is so boring.
CT: Gah! Twilight Valley is horrible!
Caustizer: CnC is the worst series ever made!
Nick: The Insane Cafe series was a huge mistake.
Nick:
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Hey, this looks like fun! I'll give it a shot!
The Friendly Sharptooth: I only have one thing to say, YOU SUCK!!!
LBTDiclonious: You should stop writing, your fanfictions SUCK!
Me and possibly every other Pterano fan on here: Ugh, did they have to create Pterano? He's such an unlikable ego maniac!
:lol
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Trulyfantasticme: I'm actually a 60 year old man. HA! Bet you didn't see that one coming, didja?
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Trulyfantasticme: I'm actually a 60 year old man. HA! Bet you didn't see that one coming, didja?
Whoa! Vonboy, ya got me real good. :blink: :lol Now heres one for you.
Vonboy: I hate Chomper! He's so dumb! :lol
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Try this one on for size!
Trulyfansticme: Pterano, NO! What are you doing? You have your priorities wrong! First, you should feed Petrie and those other stupid kids to the sharpteeth, then steal that stone. Then become GOD PTERANO! then take over the world! ...What did you just do? Did you just save Ducky? ...Forget it! Pterano was a stupid idea for a character anyway. Mr. Threehorn on the other hand...
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Try this one on for size!
Trulyfansticme: Pterano, NO! What are you doing? You have your priorities wrong! First, you should feed Petrie and those other stupid kids to the sharpteeth, then steal that stone. Then become GOD PTERANO! then take over the world! ...What did you just do? Did you just save Ducky? ...Forget it! Pterano was a stupid idea for a character anyway. Mr. Threehorn on the other hand...
:lol Funny, I was just watching some of his videos...
Vonboy: Eww!!! Did Chomper just poop on my bed? (I know, I know, that's nasty. But friggin hilarious!)
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Mind if I resurrect this topic?
Me: Laptops are stupid! I'd rather get up, dance, run, ride my bike, listen to music, SOMETHING energizing!
Jrd89: Petrie has got to be the most annoying character that ever existed in history! I hate his voice, I hate his shyness, I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM!
Cancerian Tiger: I've hated Cera and Ducky from the moment I saw them. They're so annoying!
gloverboy2: Thank goodness I can type in proper grammar! I apologize for my behavior on this forum. From now on, if someone disagrees, I'll stay calm and possibly debate over something.
Malte279: SpamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamwakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakaLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*BANNED*
Me: I hate Lost in a Forest and all those other stories TFM wrote! Disgustingly cute and neatly written, who would want to see that?
(If I was Oscar the Grouch, I'd certainly say that!)
The Friendly Sharptooth: I have nothing to say. Bye!
That's all I can come up with for now.
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Me: Mumbling, can I look at your computer?
Mumbling: Sure.
*Later*
Mumbling: Oh my god! You have 5 subscribers in your Youtube account!
Me: :lol
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This game is hillarious :DD
Malte279: SpamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamwakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakaLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
*BANNED*
hahaha :lol :smile
Path Light: I LOVE the yellowbellies :exactly :D :lol: :wub :P: :DD :p :yes :lol :nyah :lol ;) :idea :spit :wow :) :lol
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Ducky123: Grrrrr, Ducky, I hate her...
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Malte279: History bores me to death. There is absolutely no point to it and I can't see why anybody would be interested enough to actually learn it.
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Ouch, now that one actually hurt when I read it :lol
Cancerian Tiger: "There is but one way to see matters; mine."
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Path Light: I LOVE the yellowbellies :exactly :D :lol: :wub :P: :DD :p :yes :lol :nyah :lol ;) :idea :spit :wow :) :lol
Got a better one. :smile
Path Light: Extreme Dinosaurs is the worst show ever. I also hate using any of these smilies.
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^agreed :)
somerandomfangirl: I hate Longnecks to death! They're just ugly!
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Dosu2Dinner: Ugh! Why did I even like Chomper in the first place? everyone knows he joins up with Redclaw!
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MurMur: I love the world and all that surrounds it! Animals though...yeesh, those are creepy. Even little birds can creep me out sometimes.
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Imma resurrect this thread. XDD
Belmont2500: YO YO YO WHAZZUP MY HOME DAWG!!!!
Pterano: SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG!!
Adriel: Oh I just hate MLP!!! I can't believe I used to like it! But now I see that it has the devil spread all over it! :anger
Strut Egg Stealer: Lost in a Forest? Always the Same Ham? All of TFM's other stories? WHAT A LOAD OF OLD SH**!!!
:lol :lol :lol :lol
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Hannah: Toothless? Who the hell is that?! :p
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Bushwacked: Oh I freakin hate scary movies. I hate them so much, I would take all of them and burn them to the ground!
:lol
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SES: People who use smileys are emotionally immature.
Malte: Your fanfiction is absolutely the best thing I have ever read! How beautiful, how marvelous! :wub Have you received my PM? Please read it! :yes
DarkHououmon: You me want to help you install THAT OS? What do you use, a potato to go online?
Ducky123: Well boo hoo. Man up for once!
Cancerian Tiger: There are only two possible solutions to this, and your diatribe only reveals a lack of understanding of logic.
F-14 Ace: Can't you see it's all our fault?
Serris: You should wait for the police, no matter what. We'll be here for you.
Pterano: I, like Leibniz, am convinced we already live in the best world possible.
MurMur: You gotta take life by the horns.
WeirdRaptor: *actually nothing would sound unusual
LettuceBacon&Tomato: I can't videochat with people. I feel shy even in front of the mirror.
Mumbling: Isaac Asimov and Frank Herbert absolutely rock.
oogaboo: I don't want to see you, I don't want to hear from you. Go drown in a nearby lake.
Hannah: I am for tolerance, but you need help.
Pangaea: Your beliefs are atavistic.
Petrie: Hello! Welcome to the GOF! Wanna see my music collection? :DD
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^ Are you implying I don't like science fiction ? :p
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Bushwacked: Let's ask an easy word on Hangman!
SRFG: Next time I'll take a shorted nickname!
Me: Oh hey, I wasn't shot this time! (<private joke)
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^No. Just those particular authors. :smile
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^No. Just those particular authors. :smile
Don't get it :unsure:
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^I was replying to Mumbling. Sorry for not seeing your post.
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ah kay xD
JJHatter: DOWN WITH ALICE! I hate it >:| *throws tea and hat out of the window*
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Haha you must have posted at the exact same moment.
Admittedly I've never heard of those authors, so I suppose you're right! :p
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Littlefoot1616: I gonna smash you, you creep!
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Ducky123: "Yeah, I like Ducky. I mean, I think she'd taste good on a barbeque!:
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Malte: The French Revolution was a natural progression from the bitter trans-atlantic war the French were fighting against Atlantis, where in 1134 Marie Antoinette personally destroyed the Atlantis capital of Cleveland with her atomic breath in retaliation for Atlantis embargoing all cake related imports into France, causing all of the French populous to rebel against King Louis Armstrong for having been reduced to eating pies. France was annexed by the Luxembourg Empire the following day.
Nick22: Secretary of state and grammy award winning gangsta rap artist William Henry Harrison lived to be 437 years old, and is most fondly remembered for constantly yelling at his nephew-- the sixteenth president George Harrisonó for causing President Grover to have nonconsecutive terms, which ruined his incredibly crucial Bert and Ernie compromise of eleventy six, which would have ended the war between Canada and warlord Big Bird. He later died of spontaneous combustion.
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LoyfeCycleProtector: "I'm not interested in the content of the pill. Just give it to me!"
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Pangaea: Bats are ugly! I mean.. They aren't of any use for the ecosystem!
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Ducky123: $@&%# off!!
jansenov: Who cares about linguistics? Simply learning about one language should be enough.
Malte: I fail to see the point of studying history. What possible use can it be to study the past?
vonboy: Meh. Chomper is a very overrated character.
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LB&T - Into the Black and Darwin's Soldiers are terrible RPs.
Brekclub - I regret writing Sharptooth Valley.
rhombus - [something completely non-scientific].
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dalekdino: Humanized LBT characters are really annoying and awful!
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Serris - F--- cyberpunk! I want steampunk with all its amazing brass gears!
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Nick22: I don't like this character, I think we should kill him off!
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bushwacked: Playing a game of Civ IV against Ducky123? I'd lose anyway.. :lol
Pterano: Becoming a tour director? Are you nuts?! That's the most boring job I've ever heard of...
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SES: People who use smileys are emotionally immature.
Ohh that hit me right where I live :lol
Curses! I'm immature!!
SRFG: Planes? Why would I want to work with PLANES!?
Pterano: gremmahtikal errirz!
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Me: I hope Chomper and Littlefoot part for good.
Ducky123: I hope Red Claw eats Ducky.
Me: I think Obama is our best President.
vonboy: Chomper is so dumb and I hope they never bring him back.
Rhombus: I hate the GOF!
Me: I think Rhett should marry Ali.
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Malte: "I hate history." :DD
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Somerandomfangirl: I hate The Legend of Zelda.
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Me: Why even bother going into the music business when I could just do construction work instead?
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Me: ? “Ë˜Â„Ó “ ÔÓ“Ëχ?. œË¯ËÚ ÔÓ-?ÛÒÒ’Ë, Ó’‡È? :confused
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Me: I'MMA KILL THIS STUPID FORUM!!!! :lol
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Me: I think Rhett should marry Ali.
Vonboy: I think Chomper is overrated.
Nahla: I hate Lion King.
Pterano: I hate Flyers!
Me: Chomper is the worst thing that happened to LBT!
Midnight: I hate Rita and Runt.
Ducky123: I hope Ducky dies in the Swimmer Trials.
Topps: Longnecks are better than Threehorns. :lol :lol :lol
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Hehe..
I'm going to make fun of some of you hehe
Ducky123: I hate Ducky, Yellowbellies all the way!
rhombus: IDIOTS! I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!
vonboy: You know, I think this whole Chomper thing really killed the series. Wish they never had him in it..they should of had Rhett instead.
bushwacked: -Explains the theory of life-
somerandomfangirl: I hate planes, I'll rather be the clean-up lady in a supermarket then fly a plane.
Nahla: I HATE HORSES!
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Zimba: Nahla is terrible. Bushwacked is so much smarter and better than her at everything.
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Nahla: I hate horses! I hope to open a horse meat business! I cannot stand My Little Pony. Also, I hope Chomper eats the Gang of Five and Ruby.
Malte: I hate history.
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LittlefootAndAliTogether - I am pro-gay marriage,
Serris - I'm not going to grad school.
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L&AT: I'm gonna vote for Obama
Nick: *using emoticons* :lol
rhombus: Sure, I'll give you all resources I have (CIV 4 reference)
Nahla: *hugging a spider*
Littlefoot1616: Gaming is only for people who have no life
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Ducky123: I wish Dil had eaten Ducky.
vonboy: I'm dumping Chomper for Rhett.
Ali: I'm marrying Shorty!
Chomper: I ate Littlefoot.
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Ducky: I'm only pretending to be nice, I'm really planning on ruling the world!!
...unless that's accurate... hmm
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I'm gonna revive this thread, as it seems really fun!
Sneak: I'm going to keep this avatar forever
Hypno: I hate sharpteeth!! Yellowbellies all the way!!
Nahla: Horses are such lame creatures. How could anyone love them? (That's not anything I'd ever say either)
WeirdRaptor: We shouldn't treat criminals so harshly
And now for a few things I'd never say:
- Santa Fe is the worst place in the world
- I'm never hiking again
- What's with all those people who love cars so much? Their only purpose is to get you from point A to point B
- Windows Vista and OS X Mavericks are the best operating systems ever!
- Photography is a waste of time
Wow. I almost died writing some of those!
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Absolute truth about me! Glad to see people know me very well!
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also me:
I just love Spike, Cera, and all sequel Sharpteeth!
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Absolute truth about me! Glad to see people know me very well!
Well I've seen you say that you change avatars a lot, and also I've only been a member for a few weeks, but I've already seen you change your avatar once, so go figure.
Here are some more:
Vonboy: I wish Strut and Ozzy had eaten Chomper's egg
Ducky123: I would've loved it if Dil had eaten Ducky
Me (especially as a child): I love Topsy
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Lame random guesses:
Littlefoot fan 1990
I hate Littlefoot x Cera ship!
Petrie:
I am making yellowbellies as main administrators of the forum!
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Littlefoot505: Littlefoot should have shared his mother's fate.
Sneak: Red Claw is superior to Sharptooth
Sovereign: Cataclysm was the best expansion
Ducky123: I endorse Photobucket's bold and revolutionary new changes
Hypno: Journey of the Brave's ending is a satisfactory conclusion to LBT
Nick22: I wish I could keep getting PM's from LBT90321
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Littlefoot505: Littlefoot should have shared his mother's fate.
You totally nailed that one. I couldn't bear it if Littlefoot died!!!
LittlefootAndAliTogether: Cera is Littlefoot's soulmate (as a fellow LittlefootXAli shipper, I'd never say that either)
Landbeforetimelover: I'm pre-ordering the iMac Pro!
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Gonna re-revive this thread and poke some fun at some banned members, because why not? I'm taking some stupid guesses based on what I've heard about those members or seen in their posts.
LittlefootAndAliTogether: Ali and Rhett were made for each other, and Scott Pruitt is the worst EPA director ever.
Path Light: Extreme Dinosaurs sucks, and I'm never going to try and circumvent my ban from GOF, nor will I start any spin-off LBT forums.
LBT90321: I hate it when people acknowledge my posts.
Lone Survivor: I hate pornographic LBT fanfics!!
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Littlefoot505: "You know, I'd really love to work for Photobucket! I mean, just the best company in the world, man!"
Rhombus: Puts up a fanfic on ff.net that just reads "Will post this story soon, bye!". I hate it when people do that. x(cera
Ducky123: "I think I'll play a peaceful Civ4 game today. I'm just so bored of killing everyone else."
...And I'd love to see one for me that's not just Chomper related. Literally every single one for me is that. :P
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Littlefoot505: "You know, I'd really love to work for Photobucket! I mean, just the best company in the world, man!"
Nailed that one, Vonboy! I'd be selling my soul working for that company. Although I am a semi-avid photographer who is considering a comp-sci major, but yeah, there's NO WAY I would work for Photobucket.
Flathead770: If I have to critique one more piece of LBT fan art, I'm going to lose my mind!!
Rhombus: (see the one Vonboy said for me)
...And I'd love to see one for me that's not just Chomper related. Literally every single one for me is that. :P
Well. okay. I took a quick glance at your profile, and extrapolated what I'm going to say from that and the very fact that you're on an LBT forum.
Vonboy: I hate all animation with a passion!
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Flathead770: If I have to critique one more piece of LBT fan art, I'm going to lose my mind!!
I didn't really think I was that prominent when it comes to critiquing fanart but yep, that is something I wouldn't say.
Littlefoot505: Susana Martinez for 2020! It's about time there was someone we could trust!
Ducky123: What does MiA stand for: Mediocre, irrelevant Anime?
That's all I got at the moment.
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Littlefoot505: Susana Martinez for 2020! It's about time there was someone we could trust!
You nailed that one so much it hurts!! From someone whose home state she's currently running, I wouldn't trust her to run a gas pump, let alone the whole country (although she probably wouldn't be any worse than Trump). The only good thing she did was help stop a horse slaughterhouse from opening. I'm just glad that her term limit is almost up, that she probably won't make it far in the presidential election, and that I'm now in Colorado.
Littlefoot Fan 1990: Littlefoot and Ali are made for each other! Why the hell do so many people ship Littlefoot and Cera?! They're not even the same species! :x (That actually is something I would say)
Sneak: I'm really glad Ruby wasn't named Ovie
Vonboy: Chomper would never turn on the rest of the Gang (hey, we gave you your non-Chomper one)
LittlefootAndAliTogether: Chomper is totally going to turn on the rest of the Gang
Anyone here: I hate dinosaur movies, especially animated ones
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Ludichris: I hate [insert name of any LBT song here]
WeirdRaptor: I respectfully disagree
Nick: I lOve thE ShiFt KEy!!!
Rhombus: We need more flame wars in the After Midnight section!
Sneak: I'm glad all those scenes from the original movie were cut.
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Me: I love when these game threads die, and I'd never even dare to try and revive one.
Flathead770: I love the flat-earth movement!! Finally something that makes sense!!
Sneak: The original LBT movie is SO OVERRATED!!!!!
zero-point: I never want to leave my hometown until the day I die.
Nick22: I'm happy to announce that we are getting rid of the RPG section
Pokeplayer: The government needs to REALLY crack down on piracy. In fact, I wouldn't even oppose making it a capital offense.
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Flathead770: I love the flat-earth movement!! Finally something that makes sense!!
Haha oh man :lol I actually wouldn't be surprised if less active discord members that pass by every now and then might actually think I believe the Earth is flat with some of my conversations.
Littlefoot505: In my spare time I like to sneak around and steal dinosaur footprints!
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Littlefoot505: In my spare time I like to sneak around and steal dinosaur footprints!
^ Nice one as always! :D :lol
Nick22: A $500 fine for stealing dinosaur footprints?! Whoa!! That is WAY too steep!
Rhombus: If I have to read one more fanfiction, I’m going to lose my mind!
Petrie: Balto 2 is the best movie ever!!
Flathead770: I have no interest in math or science at all.
Sovereign: I hate Donald Trump!!
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Mumbling: Boy, I sure do hate POTC. They should have just stuck with the first one, don't bother with the sequels! :facepalm
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I have nothing to add to this topic - but yes, I'll have me some Jack Sparrow any day of the week ;)
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Mumbling: Tickles is the stupidest LBT character ever!
Rhombus: I personally don’t like OC characters in LBT fanfics, especially goofy fastbiters.
Sneak: I like LBT to be lighthearted with the gang running through fields of flowers with clear skies and sunshine. And the same goes for “My
Little Pony” fanfics.
Chomper94: I don’t understand memes.
LittleDas: LBT 13 is the worst movie in the series. Who would like the Yellowbellies?
SRFG: I agree with Mr. Threehorn, Longnecks think their better because their taller than everyone, but they’re really jerks.
Gentle Sharptooth: Shaprteeth aren’t good characters, I prefer TINYSAURUSES!
Memesaur: Whatever you do, don’t vote Allay.
RainbowFaceProtege: The Rainbow Faces are just regular dinosaurs, there’s nothing special about them.
StardustSoilder: *Insert super rude comment*
The Chronicler: All LEGOS do is hurt your feet when you step on one.
Ducky123: Let’s give banned members one more chance. Maybe they learned their lesson.
Me: Chomper would have been a better character if he was darker and scarier. He should’ve eaten the gang in LBT 5
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Jewel stone queen: MANOFWARGT IM AN SICK AND TIRED OF YOU POSTING YOUR LOW QUALITY ART WORK THAT NO ONE CARES OR THINK ABOUT . THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE APART OF THIS THEN STOP POSTING. IM TRYING MY HARDEST TO NOT REPORT YOU BUT YOUR MAKING IT SO HARD FOR ME. PLEASE JUST STOP.
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Little Bro: I’m actually going to be nice and, you know, actually sleep in the grass for once (referring to the avatar).
ManOfWarGT: It’s not just a double post, it’s a TRIPLE post (no offensive to the real ManOfWar, just a joke).
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chomper94: i got a video on the meme collab and i could make the video.
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ImpracticalDino: I am a very practical dinosaur.
Sneak: Redclaw > OG Sharptooth
Rhombus: Parallelograms are the best shape!
Me: Nikki is totally the best 6teen character. :p
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rhombus: Screw rhombus’s, I’m sticking with circles!
Sneak: According to my theories, the original Sharptooth can in fact not teleport.