Ways to annoy.....

[Weather_lord_7]

OK, the game goes like this: You pick who to annoy and how to annoy them. You can list results of the annoying if you want. I'll start us off.

[Weather_lord_7]

Ways to annoy:

General Woundwort from Watership Down

1. Hug him
2. Call him a "cute wittle bunny"
3. Scream "Woundwort's afraid of dogs!" Out loud.
4. Poke him (duh)
5. Declare that Bigwig's better than him


Result: Kiss your throat goodbye.    

[F-14 Ace]

Ways to annoy:

General Woundwort from Watership Down

1. Hug him
2. Call him a "cute wittle bunny"
3. Scream "Woundwort's afraid of dogs!" Out loud.
4. Poke him (duh)
5. Declare that Bigwig's better than him


Result: Kiss your throat goodbye.

Or you could call him Thumper.

17 ways to annoy Jack Sparrow
Warning!  Not responsible for any injuries that may happen during or as a result of the following pranks.  Results may vary.
1. Turn his hat inside out.
2. Insist that Will Turner is way hotter than him.
3. burn his rum stash.
4. drink all his rum and leave the empty bottles next to some random crew member so he won't know it was you.
5. Tie him to the mast and force him to watch while you smash perfectly good bottles of rum.
6. When he goes ashore in Tortuga, paint the Black Pearl hot pink and rename it the Pink Creampuff.
7. Hang a "Barbossa Rocks" poster on his wall.
8. Force him to watch baby shows for two days.  Make sure to include Barney, Teletubbies, and Dora.
9. Set him up on a blind date with Jar Jar Binks.
10. Make bad immitations of him.
11. Use a voice changer to make your voice sound like his.  Then use his phone to make prank calls to Davy Jones.  Davy Jones will think it was Jack and come after him.  If I were Jack Sparrow, that would have me pretty ticked off.
12. Replace his rum with tea.
13. Smash his compass.
14. Replace his pistol with a water gun.  Throw the real pistol overboard.
15. Replace his gold with plastic play money.  
16. Flush his compass down the toilet.
17. Refuse to call him "Captain" Jack Sparrow.

[Weather_lord_7]

Ways to annoy:

Bigwig from Watership Down


1. Mold his hairdo into a fro
2. Mold his hairdo into a mohawk
3. Imitate him
4. Tell him that Captain Holly is SO much better than him
5. Follow him closely
6. Poke him
7. Put Keehar in his way
8. Show him a picture of what he looks like in the TV Show of Watership Down
9. Have his Owsla in training sleep while he talks
10. Keep asking him "why"
11. Scream "BOO" out loud while he sleeps
12. Make fun of his insults
13. Put a bow in his hair & say "AWWWWW," out loud in front of the other rabbits
14. Have Thumper join the Watership Down rabbits.
15. Obnoxiosly sing the "Peter Cottontail" song.

Result: Better have money for a new face

[Lain_EX]

Ways to annoy Ash's Pikachu:

1. Forcing him to get inside a PokÈball.
2. Leaving him under Team Rocket's care.
3. Eating either his Berries, PokÈblocks, Poffins and such other PKMN food while he's hungry.
4. Pinching his cheeks (believe me, you'll get totally hurt).
5. Letting Team Rocket kidnap him and giving up on rescuing him for a week.
6. Having a loss streak using him as your only PKMN to fight, 'cause you don't want the rest of your party to participate.
7. Having him to see how other of his kind are being killed.
8. Dissing, taunting and/or bothering him or his trainer.
9. Calling him a freak or such other obscenities.

[KingdomKey23]

Ways to annoy Sonic the Hedgehog:

1. Eat his chillidogs or saying chillidogs suck
2. Run around screaming Sonic and Amy forever
3. Play the Super Mario Brothers theme in front of him
4. Prevent him from moving anywhere
5.Constantly say the same thing in his ear.
6. Tell him that Sega stinks
7. Give him poor reviews in his next Gen Sonic games
8. Constantly use him as a bowling ball.


Results: He'll use his Chaos control to warp you into deep space. XD (Sonic can use chaos control, too)

[Lain_EX]

Ways to annoy Bowser:

1. Telling him to admit he sucks as a villain (could be worser if you make him wear ridiculous underwear ).
2. Being defeated by Luigi.
3. Being defeated by Princess Peach.
4. Saying in front of him that Wario and/or DK is stronger than him.
5. Taking the Star Rod (Paper Mario) back from him.
6. Wearing a "MARIO ROCKS" or similar sentence t-shirt in front of him.
7. Chipping off his spikes off his shell.
8. Saying in front of him that other villain is better than him.
9. Letting him know that other villain has kidnapped Princess Peach.
10. Defeating all his minions on a single strike.
11. Riding his... uhhh... :unsure: flying thingy from Super Mario World.

Results: Severe burns all over your body, not to mention you could get lethal slashes.

[Ratiasu]

Ways to annoy General Blue of the Red Ribbon Army:
ï Don't shower.
ï "Forget" to water the roses.
ï Miss your target.
ï Talk about mice.
ï Repeatedly mention how unnaturally poofy his pants are.
ï Steal the roses.
ï Be a slob.
ï Pick your nose.
ï Relocate any of his possessions.
ï Dress as a pirate.
ï Chew less than 25 times.
ï Slump.
ï Give him a nosebleed.
ï Make him bleed in general.
ï Do anything to his face.
ï Address him as Lord of All Things Gay.
ï Point out how many times he's been drawn with repeated inconsistencies.
ï Tell him he's showing signs of acne.
ï Mention his dear younger brother, Samuel.
Result: instant execution.

Ways to annoy Colonel Violet of the Red Ribbon Army:
ï Take money, even if it's not hers.
ï Attack any nearby monkey.
ï Steal her packet of bubble gum.
ï Deny her the opportunity to obtain cash.
Result: depending on her mood, how the day has gone, and your gender, you will be either shoved into the mouth of a hungry alligator or impaled by an arrow of angry tribesmen.

Ways to annoy General White of the Red Ribbon Army:
ï Ask him how old he is.
ï Take the pipe.
ï Ask him if he's dropped the microphone lately.
ï Unplug the TV.
ï Comment on his density.
ï "Is that a gray hair?"
ï Mention Ninja Murasaki and White's sisters in the same sentence.
ï If there is a blizzard going on, don't tell him that it's hard to see. Your ear drums will form a murderous plot against your life.
Result: severely damaged senses.

Ways to annoy Commander Red of the Red Ribbon Army:
ï Stand next to him.
ï Hijack microphones.
ï Stand there for longer than five seconds after having been issued an order.
ï Steal the pool cues.
ï Start talking about your lifetime goal.
ï Talk about your school years.
Result: varies. Usually you will just be yelled at.

Ways to annoy Colonel Silver of the Red Ribbon Army:
ï Take an unauthorized break from work.
ï Complain.
ï Bring anyone under 10 years old to work with you for the day. (he hates children - applies mainly to Japanese Silver.)
ï Exist. [applies to the Castilian dub version of him only (in every dub I've watched him in, Silver's personality changes)]
ï Request ammunition refills. ("But I'm almost out..." "How about waiting until you're COMPLETELY out?")
ï Stalk him.
ï Flirt with him.
Results: depends on which version of Silver this may or may not have happened to.
If Castilian: you will die.
If French: you will be scorned and possibly kicked once.
If English: you'll probably get shot. Either that or you will lose the privileges to operate one of your arms.
If Japanese: death glare. On extreme offenses, you will get shot at.
If Mexican Spanish: you will probably break a finger on the extreme offenses.
If Italian: you and your ghost will die.
If Portuguese: it is impossible to get him annoyed. Mildly upset, yes, but never annoyed or angry.

[Weather_lord_7]

Ways to annoy:

Mom & Dad from Calvin & Hobbes

1. Make imaginary polls about their status as parents
2. Pretend to be a dinosaur
3. Do random stuff to the house
4. Ask them if you can bring your stuffed animal to an important place
5. Make a comic about one of the two being dopey
6. Complain about dinner
7. Make "clones" of yourself and procrastinate from work

Result: "It's off to bed with YOU, young man!"
From the "Dopey Dad" comic

[Amaranthine]

Ways to Annoy Mr. Threehorn:

1. Poke him a million times
2. Tell him that Grandpa Longneck is the better leader
3. Say that he's a terrible parent.
4. Make some faces at him.
5. Smack him
6. Flirt with Tria
7. Tell him that he's ugly and old

Result: You're dead. X_X or you will get hurt...badly...

Ways to Annoy Zuko:
1. Call him "Zuzu"
2. Poke him
3. Call him a "jerkbender".
4. Call him "butt ugly"
5. Flirt with Mai
6. Tell him that Katara and all of the characters in the whole Avatar series wants him to be their boyfriend.

Result: He'll be horrified.

[trulyfantasticme]

Ways to Annoy Mr. Threehorn:

1. Poke him a million times
2. Tell him that Grandpa Longneck is the better leader
3. Say that he's a terrible parent.
4. Make some faces at him.
5. Smack him
6. Flirt with Tria
7. Tell him that he's ugly and old

Don't forget to tell him that Pterano rocks. That'll really knock him off his horns!

[Blitz]

Ways to Annoy Shadow the Hedgehog:

1. Replace the Chaos Emeralds with fake Emeralds with the same power, wavelength, and properties.

2. Say that he's not cool, and that Sonic is cool and is the real Ultimate Lifeform.

3. Get Rouge to make him uncomfortable.

4. Tell him all about his anger issues.

5. Tell him Knuckles and Rouge are dating.

6. Mistake him for Sonic.

7. Take the Chaos Emeralds away from him.

8. Call him "Faker" like Sonic did in Sonic Adventure 2.

9. Get Charmy to keep talking to him.

10. Flirt with Rouge.

11. Tell him he's weak.

12. Steal his inhibitor rings from him and never give them back.

13. Teach him to dance.

14. Borrow Shadow's motorcycle and bring it back dented and ruined.

15. Call Black Doom his father.

16. Make him watch Rouge and Knuckles make out.

Results: You'll end up getting the most violent beating you will have ever received in your entire life, or he'll kill you with the weapons he used in his own game.

[Petrie85]

Or you can also all his pathetic or worthless or he is a awful person.

[pokeplayer984]

Ways to Annoy Challenge!

Okay, I'm going to give a challenge out to everyone daring to take it on. (I'm not, because I can't come up with anything.) You have to try and annoy the following character and put in the result.

The character you have to annoy is...

http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/img/shows...rge-570x402.jpg

*evil smirk* Yes, it's quite evil, isn't it?

[Allicloud]

How to annoy...no, to torture a car engineer:

Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way. Drives 'em nuts!

[LBTDiclonius]

How to annoy Death the Kid

The number one and only way to annoy him...

Take him somewhere that cannot and will not in no way possible, be symmetrical and lock him in.

Result: He will die a horrible painful death of non-symmetrical proportions, with a nosebleed. >.>

[Ducky123]

How to annoy Ducky:
- imitate her 'yep 3x, no(pe) 3x' all the time
- swim faster than her
- grab her tail and swing her like a lasso
- wake her up the whole time
- be cuter than she is
- tell her she's childish
- try to earn Spike's attention all the time

result: Ducky will cry until you realise annoying Ducky is a bad idea

[StrutEggStealer]

I take that challenge Pokeplayer!!
Even though I am partially horrified of thinking up ways of annoying Fluttershy :blinks
anyway, here goes:

Ways to annoy Fluttershy
1. Tell her Angel loves you better than her
2. Style her mane and tail to look more like Rarity's coiff X3
3. (Calling her slow will have no effect. RD has already tried )
4. Tell her she's really not that kind.
5. You can 'yay' WAAAAY way softer than she can
6. Tell her "Kindness is the most bogus gift ever"

Result: You feel terrible and Fluttershy bursts into tears

[Petrie85]

Ways to annoy Petrie

- Say he is a horrible Flyer

- Call him a huge coward daily

- Mimic the way he talks when around him

- Laugh at him for doing something wrong

[The Anonymous Person]

Other ways include:

-Mentioning his Uncle Pterano's bad deeds in front of him
-Asking repeatedly if he and Ducky really love each other (well, probably)
-Giving some of his own treestars to Spike on purpose
-Telling Petrie that Pterano is NEVER coming back

• Result for this act: A big flood in the Great Valley, and this time, it's not the sky water.
  

"Oh yeah, and shouldn't flyers like you eat things like...fish? I heard that treestars are actually hard to digest for you flyers, so..."

Petrie: (grunts at me)

"*sigh* Never mind..."