Custom Kitchens

Nahla · **on:** August 29, 2017, 02:53:46 AM

Made you look

Umm..here is a recipe for "Custom Kitchen" Cornflake Biscuits.

INGREDIENTS
125g butter, at room temperature
100g (1/2 cup) caster sugar
1 egg
150g (1 cup) self-raising flour
45g (1/4 cup) sultanas
Pinch salt
60g (2 cups) cornflakes, crushed slightly.

METHOD
Step 1
Preheat the oven to 180C/160C fan forced. Line 2 baking trays with baking paper.

Step 2
Use electric beaters to beat the butter and sugar in a bowl until pale and creamy. Beat in the egg. Fold in the flour, sultanas and salt and mix until well combined.

Step 3
Place the cornflakes in a bowl. Spoon slightly heaped tablespoonfuls of the butter mixture into the cornflakes. Toss the mixture gently in the cornflakes to coat and form balls.

Step 4
Place the balls, 8cm apart to allow room for spreading, on the prepared tray. Bake for 15-18 minutes or until golden. Cool the biscuits for 10 minutes on the trays before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #1 on:** August 29, 2017, 04:14:36 AM

You got me!

Fyn16 · **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2017, 04:56:51 AM

Why not both? A custom kitchen would be a great place to make cornflake biscuits!

vonboy · **Reply #3 on:** August 29, 2017, 09:15:45 AM

If you wanted to sell CUstom Kitchen, you should have been posting in the Hurricane Topic.

Hypno · **Reply #4 on:** August 29, 2017, 09:23:30 AM

I thought it was some spambot thing lol

Nahla · **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2017, 01:34:45 AM

I can make you all a custom kitchen.

I can't promise it'll be functional, but it'll be pretty. Who needs functionally anyway?

Someone better make those biscuits or I'll be highly disappointed.

I made them.

I didn't die of food poisoning, but then again..results may vary..

DarkWolf91 · **Reply #6 on:** August 30, 2017, 08:01:20 AM

I might make them... But without the sultanas

rhombus · **Reply #7 on:** August 30, 2017, 09:20:23 AM

The title of this post could be misleading, which would probably be contrary to the spirit of the forum rules, so I made an appropriate adjustment to your recipe.

They are now "Custom Kitchen Cornflake Biscuits".

Sovereign · **Reply #8 on:** August 30, 2017, 09:23:01 AM

Uhh, I don't understand this thread. :unsure: Is it some kind of joke or why else are you sharing recipes?

rhombus · **Reply #9 on:** August 30, 2017, 09:28:18 AM

Quote from: Sovereign,Aug 30 2017 on 08:23 AM

Uhh, I don't understand this thread. :unsure: Is it some kind of joke or why else are you sharing recipes?

We had a problem a few years back with "custom kitchen" spam on the forum, and as such the admins got used to banning any custom kitchen posters. This is now the third post trolling the admins on the subject:

My first bout of pranking before I took on the red banner

Nahla's first attempt
Nahla's first attempt

That being said, in both of those previous acts of pranking the topic was technically put in the right place as they are in the "real life" captions topic and do indeed have pictures of a custom kitchen or custom bathroom. This topic as originally made is misleading, but it was obviously made in jest so I made a "slight" correction to make it compliant with the rules. That being said, unless one is actually going to post a picture of a custom kitchen in the real life caption topic, I would discourage such threads in the future. If for no other reason that it might give some of the admins flashbacks.

Ducky123 · **Reply #10 on:** August 30, 2017, 03:00:13 PM

Nice one Nahla!

Nahla · **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2017, 01:46:21 AM

Oh rhombus, don't you know that's my goal?.

I'll flood the admins with nightmare images of custom kitchens. Slowly your sainty will fall.
Then when you're at your weakest, I and my loyal army will strike.

We will show you custom kitchens until you submit to my rule, then GoF will be under my power. Then when I control GoF I will use it to take over the world.

I mean..um..

Hi rhombus..nice...parallelogram?