Santa Caption

pokeplayer984 · **on:** October 12, 2009, 01:53:38 AM

Yeah, I know, it's not Christmas yet, but... meh!

Uh-oh! Santa has lost it now! :blink:

Caption away!

Nick22 · **Reply #1 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:25:25 AM

Rudolph, if you don't get out of bed right now, I'm holding tryouts for a new leader!

Noname · **Reply #2 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:30:42 AM

There's no escape from Santa! He knows when you've been naughty... :blink:

Kor · **Reply #3 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:39:01 AM

Santa: "ok, who here said I'm just a myth and don't exist !"

Noname · **Reply #4 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:58:59 PM

Santa's got a very special present for you... a barrel full of HOT LEAD!!

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #5 on:** October 12, 2009, 03:27:28 PM

Santa: Okay, who made the mess!? Tell me now or I shoot you all! Also, if you do tell me, I'll only shoot the one that made the mess!

Noname · **Reply #6 on:** October 12, 2009, 03:51:50 PM

Santa: Leave Mrs. Claus alone, and no one gets hurt!

Nick22 · **Reply #7 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:00:35 PM

So Vixen you like girls! I run a clean sqeaky image here at the North Pole and if you don't get up right now, I'm going to make an example out of you

Serris · **Reply #8 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:04:58 PM

"Northpole SWAT Team, we have hostage situation."

Noname · **Reply #9 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:08:22 PM

A Santa film as directed by Quentin Tarantino...

Nick22 · **Reply #10 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:16:19 PM

ok easter bunny you're on my naughty list, your presents.. a chest full of lead and serving as Mrs Claus' dinner tonight.. she loves fried rabbit..

Noname · **Reply #11 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:17:22 PM

Alright elves! THIS is the price you pay for trapping me in my sled during your workers uprising!

Petrie. · **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2009, 03:23:39 PM

Bob Rivers - The Night Santa Went Crazy

Enough Said.

Kor · **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2009, 04:49:29 PM

Santa: "Who's with me to fight off some invandin martians?"

Dash The Longneck · **Reply #14 on:** October 14, 2009, 06:18:28 PM

Quote from: Petrie,Oct 13 2009 on 02:23 PM

Bob Rivers - The Night Santa Went Crazy Enough Said.

Wasn't that Al Yankovic who sang that ? I'm, pretty sure that was Al Yankovic.

Santa: I wish you all a Merry Christmas. Now, be happy or I'll blow your brains out.

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #15 on:** October 14, 2009, 06:27:48 PM

Yeah, it was. Violent song, but pretty hilarious

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Santa: "Ho ho ho! For a change, I got me a present! Check this baby out! It ain't deer season yet, but anyone o' y'all up for target practice?"

Santa's Deer: "RUUUUN! HE'S OFF HIS MEEEEEEEEEDS!"

Nick22 · **Reply #16 on:** October 23, 2009, 01:57:29 AM

you're all getting coal for not wearing any clothes!

Noname · **Reply #17 on:** October 23, 2009, 03:53:50 AM

Next: on Santa gone bad...

THIS is for all the children who make super-long lists!

BLAM!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO GREEDY PEOPLE!

...Fridays at 8! Only on the violence channel!

Kor · **Reply #18 on:** October 23, 2009, 04:33:47 AM

Santa: "Where is that Jack Skellington? Now that Christmas is over, it's time for payback."

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #19 on:** October 23, 2009, 04:40:00 AM

Given today's society of drugs, booze and crime, Santa decided to up his game to fit the modern working world. For every naughty boy or girl, they get a lump of coal delivered by a 12 gauge pump action shotgun 00 buck shell at point blank range!

Hasta la Christmas baby!