Dumbest time to use an LBT quote?

Justin1993 · **Reply #100 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:11:58 PM

Someone insists on trying to help you when you don't want it, you say "A threehorn does not need help from a longneck." (let it be known that I've actually done this)

Allicloud · **Reply #101 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:34:01 PM

Quote from: Vilstrup,Dec 10 2008 on 01:12 AM

You're sitting in an airplane, and suddenly breaks out into song.

"Flip, Flap and Fly"

Brilliant! Though personally, I thin it would be funnier if it was done over the intercom, and it was either Aces High by Iron Maiden or that scary-ass tunnel song from the original Willy Wonka film.

And another one from life experience, singing "Chanson D'ennui" at school during a free period when your friends have lessons.

And I have found myself humming a few of the songs to myself, or singing them in my head, just because they fit the situation so well.

Justin1993 · **Reply #102 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:36:43 PM

Oh I just thought of another one. For instance, you're out hiking with friends and you can't decide which way to go and they choose a way different than yours. "Go on. Go the wrong way. We never wanted you with us anyway." For some reason I found this funny. :huh:

RainbowGirl 39 · **Reply #103 on:** February 11, 2013, 03:48:55 PM

your walking through some mud
"I cannot swim in this oh no no no no no"

StrutEggStealer · **Reply #104 on:** February 14, 2013, 11:36:51 AM

Roll out of bed and the first thing to pop out of your mouth is "When I wake up, first thing I do..."

Ducky123 · **Reply #105 on:** May 25, 2013, 10:43:02 AM

Your best friend's cat freezed to death due to a unnormally cold night. You accidentally closed the door your friend opened for the cat.
You: "Maybe it is tired and needs to rest?"

Ducky123 · **Reply #106 on:** January 28, 2017, 07:32:35 AM

*cringing at my english 4 years ago*

A group of gangsters has surrounded you, pointing their guns at you and you say and do the following: "...when they might just wanna be friendly!" Then tickle them

(This so needs to be revived, reading the old ones was such a delight

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Littlefoot505 · **Reply #107 on:** November 04, 2017, 06:51:14 PM

I just read this whole thing. Thank you all for giving me some ideas for things I should do!

Here's one that may or may not be on my bucket list: pulling up to Dinosaur National Monument while playing The Legend of the Lone Dinosaur at full blast with the windows down in a car with an extremely souped-up sound system.

Ducky123 · **Reply #108 on:** November 05, 2017, 07:41:08 PM

Right before an exam....

"Stop worrying about tomorrow and come on and dance!"

Sneak · **Reply #109 on:** December 29, 2017, 05:48:07 AM

When you go on a visit and notice food:

"I hate to say it, but I'm hungry!"

Sneak · **Reply #110 on:** January 09, 2018, 08:05:30 AM

bump?

Sneak · **Reply #111 on:** August 10, 2018, 12:41:18 PM

bump?

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #112 on:** September 25, 2018, 01:55:04 AM

I may or may not have actually done this:
When it's paleo day in your geology class and the prof asks how you can tell if an animal was a carnivore or herbivore: "Some had flat teeth and ate the leaves of trees, and some had sharp teeth for eating meat, and they preyed upon the leaf eaters"