(offscreen) Chomper: Ruby.......why on earth are you looking at me like that?
Ruby: (continues staring)
Chomper: Well?.......
Ruby (thinking): Damn, Chomper is so hot. I wish when he was hungry,he would just eat-
Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT MY CHILDHOOD AND MY NEWFOUND LOVE FOR LBT GET RUINED LIKE THIS! FUCK!
Ruby and Chomper: :blink:
Chomper:...........Ruby, you made god angry.
Ruby: But isn't he a Christian and believes that would be sacreligous?
Chomper:Well, he sees himself as the "god" of what he writes. He could just make us die horrible deaths right now, so be grateful.
Ruby: Uh oh. He's getting out the gun.
Chomper: Why's he going on the computer?
Ruby: He's looking up rule 34 sites.....checking their admins email...tracing their email...
Chomper:Dammit, look what you did! You've driven him mad! He's going to kill someone, and it's all your fault!
Ruby: Looklooklooklook! He's putting the gun back, and he's just sitting there, thinking about something..
Chomper: Our punishment.
Ruby:Wha?
(suddenly, the ground caves in beneath them, trapping them in a sinkhole)
Chomper: That was our punishment.
(5 hours later)
Chomper: I'm hungry.
Ruby: Well....
Me:Don't. Push. It. Don't. Make. Me. You got that?
Ruby: Okayokayokay, just please don't hurt us!
