The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: 2007excalibur2007 on January 24, 2010, 09:09:54 AM
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Don't know how I got this shot, but oh well. :p
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s262/bbfanboy/duckygivesadvice.png)
Ducky: You should not count your eggs before they hatch, no no no!
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Ducky: now remember class, a-squared plus b-squared, equals c-squared.
The class: what's that supposed to mean?
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Ducky: this dance move is called the "insane chicken", yep yep yep!
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Ducky works at Burger King, and some stupid customer after ordering via drive thru asks, "Where do I go?"
Ducky: Okay ma'am your going to take a left at the Texaco station! Go five miles down southeast and you'll see a guy in a yellow poncho his name is Hank. He'll take you to the Whopper Layer, that's where you go. And You got ten minutes or we'll take your food! Yep yep yep!"
This probably won't make sense if you haven't seen the Dane Cook sketch
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Ducky: ... and that's why swimmers ought to hold every tenth seat in the senate! I rest my case. Good day sir!
Petrie: (offscreen), but Ducky, me only ask why you.
Ducky: YOU LOSE!! Good day sir!
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Ducky: And that is how eggs are made.
Cera: *thinking to herself* Why is she telling me this?!
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Ducky: How many times have I told you not to play with guns Petrie?
Petrie: But me think they fun!
Ducky: Just because we used them in that one caption does not mean we can play with them. No no no!
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Ducky: How many times have I told you not to play with guns?
Petrie: What are guns?
Ducky: *pauses* I don't know.....
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Ducky: I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam!
Spike: (thinking) I hate it when she drinks...
Ducky: You skank me battleskip!
Spike (thinking) I'm gonna throw her off my back in 3...2...
Ducky: Anyone wanna play supa malleo brudders? Anyone can play Malleo, but I've got Weegee, ya hear?! Weegee is mine! You take Weegee and IT'S OVER!!!
Spike: (thinking) ...1
Ducky: AHHHH!!
CRASH!!!
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Ducky: "Hey, kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a way or place that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. Nope, nope, nope. It's your body. No one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to. So, what do you do? First, you say "NO", then you get out of there. And most important, you have to tell someone you trust. Yep, yep, yep!"
Narrator: "This message brought to you by the Great Valley Adult's Council. Sometimes, we actually do get something done."
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Ducky: "Only YOU can prevent forest fires."
:lol
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Ducky: "Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. Yep yep yep."
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Ducky: "Remember, when Mr. Threehorn gets mad, stay far away, yep, yep, yep."
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Ducky: "Now class, here is your assignment that is due by tomorrow, yep yep yep. You are to read pages 232 to 318, and then you are to answer the end-of-chapter essay questions numbers 3 through 17."
Others: :blink:
Cera ( <_<): "Aw, man! Just when I was going to go over to Ruby's after school and watch 'Saw VI'! This s*** sucks!"
Ducky ( :blink:): "Cera Threehorn! You know profanity is prohibited in my classroom! If you say one more profanity, you will be sent to detention!"
Cera ( :idea): "Well, it will be a much quieter place for me to do my work than at home with my loud father, so you want my opinion on the profanity rule? Two words: F*** that!"
Others: :rolleyes:
Ducky ( :anger): "DETENTION!"
Others: :goodluck
Cera: :angel
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Ducky: My name is Ducky, I have just met you, and I love you
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^ Hee hee hee.
Ducky: Be patient, young Cricket. You shall learn soon.
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Ducky: "Never splash water on a threehorn."
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Ducky: Hey Chomper, guess what
Chomper: *off screen* What?
Ducky: I'm naked!
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Ducky: Spike's spine is very hard to sit on between my legs, yep, yep, yep.
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Ducky: (to the producers) I refuse to be the damsel in distress. I insist that I save someone this time.
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Ducky practices her campaign speech for president of the Great Valley. The election was a landslide for her.
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If log base b cancels with b to log base b, then log will not be there anymore...I think that is what the text book says.
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(A group of noisy students are heard in the background as Ducky comes in the scene)
"Good morning class!"
(the noisiness continues)
"Good morning class!"
(no avail)
"CLA-ASS!"
(again, no avail)
"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!"
(Finally, dead silence!)
"Thank you. As you know, your regular teacher, Mr. Thicknose, is out of the Great Valley temporarily. However, he does send out his love...err, and wisdom...to all of you kids. I am your substitute teacher, Mrs. "YepYepYep!" Ducky."
(crowd bursts into laughter and start chatting constantly)
"Class!"
(students still continue talking)
"CLA-ASS!"
(again, no avail)
"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
(class once again turns dead silent)
"Thank you. Young spiketail, give me that knife!"
(a knife appears out of nowhere, and Ducky retrieves it)
"Thank you. Now class, you all know me, so let us find out who you are!"
(students start chatting...again)
"Class!"
(no end in sight)
"CLA-ASS!"
(certainly none)
"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
(Almost dead silence)
Off-screen voice: Geez, how loud can she get?!
"Thank you. Now class, Mr. Thicknose has informeded me that your assignment for the last two months has been to write an essay, entitled "How I Spent My Summer Vacation". Who would like to read their essay before the class?"
(*sigh* Here we go again...)
"Class!"
(This will never end...)
"CLA-ASS!"
(Or will it?)
"NOW, SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
(Whew!)
"Thank you. Young flyer in the first row, stand up, state your name, and read your essay!"
"Err...who, me?"
"Yes. Read your essay, please."
"But...me no have it done yet!"
"Well, read what you have!"
"*sigh* OK."
(Petrie pulls out a piece of paper and starts to read. While he reads, the students start chatting.)
"First day of summer vacation: Me woke up, fly downtown to look for job, then hung out in front of drugstore. Second day of summer vacation-"
Off-screen voice: Hey teach!
"-me woke up, fly downtown to look for job-"
Off-screen voice: Teach, I gotta go potty!
"-then hung out in front of drugstore."
Off-screen voice: Ducky, I need to go!
"Third day of summer vacation-"
"Um, that is enough, it is, it is."
"-me woke up, fly downtown to look for job-"
"You are done, aren't you?"
"-and finally got one! Know what it is? Keeping people from hanging out in front of drugstore! *chuckles*"
"HEL-LOOO?"
Off-screen voice: Teach, please?!
"Fourth day of sum-"
"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
(afterwards, dead silence)
"Thank you. Now class, I have a surprise for you."
(Ducky pulls out a book)
"I'm going to read you some poems from this lovely book of poetry!"
(Ducky clears her throat and begins reading, while most of the students start falling asleep)
"A sunset is a beautiful glance
To help serve up a lovely romance
Two flyers watch it set with glee
And-um, class?"
(Not easy to wake up, are they?)
"CLA-ASS!"
(Are they dead or something?)
"WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
(Alas, they awake!)
Off-screen voice: I still need to go!
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Ducky: Wait I have something to tell you.
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(great one, Anonymous :DD)
Ducky: "You know.. what happens when a mommy dinosaur and a daddy dinasaur want to have..."
Cera: "Cut it off!!!" :anger
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(great one, Anonymous :DD)
Thanks! The caption was actually inspired by this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa3HXdqNWIM) skit.
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Ducky: When dinosaurs die that is part of the Great Circle Of Life.
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In case no one has heard it, here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YppIjcoMdRk&feature=youtu.be) is the audio version of my "teacher" caption on here, recorded several months ago.
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^THIS made my day :DD Brilliant!