For once a creature which just steals our food rather than making us their food; lovely
I'll have you know Malte, that I consider the stealing of food just as important as eating people, if not more so. This is an issue which must be regarded as seriously as any other, lest all of our food be stolen. Megatoph's well-drawn picture I assume was intended to further the cause of the valient people who work hard all of the time to try and prevent this catastrophe from occuring, and help draw the public's attention to this grave issue. As a result Megatoph has been awarded the MFCFPS (Medal for Furthering the Cause of the Food Protection Society).
I am glad the the FPS's work now appears to be spreading. Surely this will continue and light the way to a safe, and food-plentiful future.
May I please advise people to kill any of the abominations depicted above, or the human race as a whole shall suffer from the food-shortage.
That is all I have to say on this matter.
The FPS- Securing a future in a world plagued from famine.
