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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Arts => Silver Screen => Topic started by: pokeplayer984 on March 06, 2009, 03:25:39 PM

Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 06, 2009, 03:25:39 PM: The title. Post the worst movie (Or at least one you consider to be really bad) you have ever seen.

My choice would have to be what I consider the worst of the worst, Super Mario Brothers.

Seriously, a movie based off a video game. Those never work out well, do they? -_-

Well, post away. :)
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: landbeforetimelover on March 06, 2009, 03:27:11 PM: I gotta say it's Spaceballs. Horrible pointless movie. :rolleyes:
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on March 06, 2009, 04:29:33 PM: Quote
I gotta say it's Spaceballs. Horrible pointless movie.
And let's hope Cyberlizard doesn't see that post :p

As for me, I've never really thought about it as there are so many horrible movies that I've seen. But I have to agree with pokeplayer, Super Mario Brothers was just terrible.
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Post by: NeoGenesis005 on March 06, 2009, 05:21:17 PM: None for me so far.
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Post by: Nick22 on March 06, 2009, 06:00:10 PM: Batman and Robin. Being forced to watch it should be considered a form of torture.
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Post by: WeirdRaptor on March 06, 2009, 10:39:17 PM: I just lost all respect for landbeforetimelover. First of all, Spaceballs is a great film and an excellent comedy. Secondly, out of all the crap that exists on screen, Spaceballs is the worse you could come up with?!

Of course, I should remember that I'm talking about that one guy who didn't like The Lord of the Rings, either.

Besides which, Red Zone Cuba is the worse movie ever made. An extremely low-budget piece of crap that follows three unsympathetic ex-cons through their various crimes. This film was pointless and about nothing long before Seinfeld was.
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Post by: Nick22 on March 06, 2009, 10:40:22 PM: hey het Wr, while I love Spaceballs too, its not everyone;s cup of tea...
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Post by: WeirdRaptor on March 06, 2009, 10:43:18 PM: I'm not asking anyone to like it, but nothing by Mel Brooks is the worse movie ever. To say that they are is just unimaginative. Its obvious that landbeforetimelover has had a sheltered existance and has never had to sit through a truly horrible cinematic experience. Especially when one compared Spaceballs to "Disaster Movie" and "Meet the Spartans".
I'd almost say that anyone who wishes to post on a "worse movie ever" list should at least sit through Plan 9 and Night of the Leapis, but to make people sit through those is just cruel and unusual.
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Post by: Nick22 on March 06, 2009, 10:44:35 PM: like the Pink Panther 2? or anything with Madonna in it?
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Post by: WeirdRaptor on March 06, 2009, 10:47:45 PM: "Pink Panther 2" would be a start, though I wouldn't wish having to watch the ruining of Peter Sellers legacy on anyone.
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Post by: Nick22 on March 06, 2009, 10:51:37 PM: well, i had to endure Batman and Robin, and it wasn;t until Batman begins that I could finally beguin to forget that Batman and Robin was ever made.. it was THAT bad..
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Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on March 06, 2009, 10:57:37 PM: Quote from: WeirdRaptor on
I just lost all respect for landbeforetimelover. / Its obvious that landbeforetimelover has had a sheltered existance and has never had to sit through a truly horrible cinematic experience.
I think that's a little harsh judgment to make based off a movie preference. I'm going to assume you're a little down right now and didn't mean it that way.

But dude, Plan 9 was freaking hilarious. It's not the worst movie ever by a long shot, it's entertaining, and kepps your attention the whole way through, especialy with all the unintentional hilarity. Scores of movies have been bigger letdown s than Plan 9.

My vote for worst movie was The Cat in the Hat with Michael Myers. Terrible choice for the title role, who was played totally lacking the charm of the Seuss character; the story and script were terrible, and the whole moral of the story was completely dropped. It was terrible.
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Post by: WeirdRaptor on March 06, 2009, 11:10:23 PM: Maybe I did exaggerate a little bit, but seriously, Spaceballs as the worse? He might not like Spaceballs, but it is far from being the worse movie ever made, regardless of opinion. Just compare it to any farsical comedy made in the last decade, and it comes out a much better film. The Scary Movies? Disaster Movie? Date Movie? Meet the Spartans? Super Hero Movie? Epic Movie?

Plan 9 might score points for unintentional hilarity, but its obvious that it wasn't what the filmmakers intended, so its still terrible by all counts. Plus, there are others that are far worse:
Superman: The Quest for Peace
Hobgoblins
Cool World
Pumaman
Carnasaur
The Crawling Eye
Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy
Grinch Night
The recent remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still
Quest for Camelot
Southland Tales
High School Musical 1-312
Space Mutiny
A Sound of Thunder
The Neverending Story 3
Battlefield Earth
Wild Wild West
The Wild World of Batwoman
Electra
Alone in the Dark
Zoom
Manos: The Hand of Fate
Eegah
Zardoz
Gigli
Anaconda
Lost in Space (the movie with Joey from "Friends" in it)
Of all of these, Spaceballs is the worse?
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Post by: Nick22 on March 06, 2009, 11:13:15 PM: Yeah wild Wild West sucked, and I watched that in theaters too.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on March 06, 2009, 11:15:20 PM: Lost in Space did suck.
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Post by: NeoGenesis005 on March 06, 2009, 11:40:59 PM: I know what are the worst movies.

Second Sequel Movies from Disney like Pocahuntas 2, and Cinderella 2 (THAT SUCK)!!! Not all sequels of each movie are bad but most of them are.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Nick22 on March 06, 2009, 11:43:57 PM: While those ruin most of the great Disney films, some of the originals weren't that great to begin with..
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Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on March 06, 2009, 11:45:08 PM: Sound of Thunder was so depressing. The Ray Bradbury short story was one of my favorites, and to see it like that was just painful.

I want to see Battlefield: Earth just because of how bad it supposedly is. A Scientology Star Wars starring John Travolta? Bet it was better in that timeline where the butterfly died.
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Post by: landbeforetimelover on March 06, 2009, 11:55:43 PM: I just thought of a worse movie than Spaceballs (but I still hold my opinion that it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen). "The Diary of Anne Frank" has got to be the most boring movie I've ever seen. The book was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better. In the movie all you did was watch them watch a clock. Seriously. It was horrible!

And the reason I think Spaceballs is one of the the worst movies ever is because I only see movies when they're recommended to me by my friends. I gotta say that's the only bad movie they've ever had me see. I don't watch movies unless someone else I know has seen and liked them. I make sure to stick away from the crap that way. :p
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Post by: F-14 Ace on March 06, 2009, 11:55:54 PM: Happily N'ever After = Epic Fail. It had bad animation, lame jokes, pathetic characters, and was just a crappy movie.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on March 07, 2009, 12:48:21 AM: Alone in the Dark is one of those movies I might want to see just because I'm such a big fan of the game. I'm talking about Alone in the Dark:The New Nightmare. I haven't played any of the older games, or the newest one, which apparently got very bad ratings. But seriously, what is so bad about this movie? Did they completely stray from any aspects of the games? Terrible acting or something? Of course I wouldn't know what the other games were like, but I still rank The New Nightmare for the PC as one of the most scary games I have ever played.
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on March 07, 2009, 01:13:53 AM: The worst movie I've ever seen would have to be "Scarecrow". Tony Todd makes for an awesome horror actor. I loved his roles as the Candyman in "Candyman" and the mortician in the "Final Destination" series. He was the only reason I watched "Scarecrow". But the graphics sucked and the storyline was unoriginal. Flat-out lame movie <_<!
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Post by: 812558 on March 07, 2009, 01:38:43 AM: I have to agree with you, Scarecrows was a pretty bad movie. almost as bad as the 70s remake of king kong
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on March 07, 2009, 07:13:03 AM: One of the worst movies of recent I've seen is probably Sleepers. It is so cheaply done it's actually laughable. It's supposed to be a horror movie about vampire hunters but it's more like a naff comedy coz they try to be so serious. The special effects (if you wanna call them that :p ) are so shoddy it just makes you pee yourself laughing. It is that bad. I've seen student films on a lower budget produced better than this trollop. One to miss for sure :DD
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Ptyra on March 18, 2009, 04:35:48 PM: Disaster Movie
High School Musical
Camp Rock
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Animeboye on April 12, 2009, 12:24:43 AM: Oh, boy. I'm gonna have fun with this XD!
Well here we go *takes deep breath*:

Manos: The Hands of Fate(Absolutely, dreadful. Watched it on Youtube and had a headache shortly after finishing it. If you haven't seen it, count your blessings. Then again, it is a lot of fun. To make fun of that is. Made by a fertilizer salesman which really shows. A piece of crap movie made by a guy who sells crap XD).

Meet The Spartans(Gay jokes, references to movies that have nothing in common, breakdancing battles and American Idol jokes galore. What more could you want? It's SO FUNNY *sarcasm*)

Any movie shot like Blair Witch(Well let's just say this: horror has a new way of making its audience sick: The Shaky Camera!)

Blair Witch Project(Intresting concept, terrible execution. Boring too)

Return to Sleepaway Camp(LOVE the first three Sleepaway Camp movies, hate this one. There's not even a main character! The kid the movie follows around is too pathetic to really be considered a main character. Insanely poor job of masking the killer too. If you've seen the first one, you'll know right away who it is.)

I could go on, but that would be another couple paragraphs at the most.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Lillefot on April 12, 2009, 03:46:23 AM: Beware. This is bad. Really bad.

Deliverance.

Horrible movie, it's just that simple. But everyone should watch it.
It's an hellish nightmare, but worth watching. Somehow.

Oh yes!

Almost any Stephen Seagal movie! :lol
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: NeoGenesis005 on April 12, 2009, 11:45:30 AM: Mary Kate and Ashley Movies suck everyone of those movies always have a Guy to go after and its a grantee that a girl rival will get in the way to get the guy.
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Post by: Keni on April 12, 2009, 12:04:37 PM: I'm not surprised High School Musical is mentioned here. There's so much animosity for the series that it sometimes surprises me. Not that I'm a fan of it or anything, I only saw a bit of the first one and the songs were catchy.

And am I the only one who actually liked the Super Mario Bros. movie? I know it doesn't have anything to do with the games, but it has its...Charm XD

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Alone in the Dark is one of those movies I might want to see just because I'm such a big fan of the game. I'm talking about Alone in the Dark:The New Nightmare. I haven't played any of the older games, or the newest one, which apparently got very bad ratings.

It's better than the reviewers said it is. But if you're gonna play it, try to get the PS3 version, Alone in the Dark: Inferno. It got a couple of upgrades and it makes the game much better.

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But seriously, what is so bad about this movie? Did they completely stray from any aspects of the games? Terrible acting or something?

It tried to follow Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare, but it failed. It had terrible acting, a plot device for Edward that didn't make any sense. the massive overuse of mindless gunfights and little explanation for ANYTHING that was going on in the movie.

And the ending...Oh my God, what the heck was that about? It didn't make any sense whatsoever.

As for my contribution to the topic, ANYTHING Uwe Boll makes. That guy just needs to retire.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: babidikrakenguard on April 12, 2009, 02:26:51 PM: Quote from: WeirdRaptor,Mar 6 2009 on 10:10 PM
there are others that are far worse:
Superman: The Quest for Peace
Hobgoblins
Cool World
Pumaman
Carnasaur
The Crawling Eye
Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy
Grinch Night
The recent remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still
Quest for Camelot
Southland Tales
High School Musical 1-312
Space Mutiny
A Sound of Thunder
The Neverending Story 3
Battlefield Earth
Wild Wild West
The Wild World of Batwoman
Electra
Alone in the Dark
Zoom
Manos: The Hand of Fate
Eegah
Zardoz
Gigli
Anaconda
Lost in Space (the movie with Joey from "Friends" in it)
Of all of these, Spaceballs is the worse?
Aww, I like Quest for Camelot :(

So far i think the worst movie i've seen so far..

Shaun of the Dead
Snakes on a Plane
Highschool Musical(RUN!!)(I have not even seen it yet and dont really plan to..)
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 12, 2009, 05:51:05 PM: That animated titanic musical.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 12, 2009, 07:14:35 PM: Quote from: f-22 "raptor" ace,Apr 12 2009 on 03:51 PM
That animated titanic musical.
Are you sure that one really exists, because even the creator denies it's existence. :P:
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Post by: Nick22 on April 13, 2009, 04:04:18 PM: Yes unfortunately it does exist. check out the 'titanic The Animated musical thread..
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Post by: babidikrakenguard on April 15, 2009, 08:33:39 PM: I remember seeing a comercial for the cartoon titanic thingy a long time ago and though "Are they really making that? That looks like an insult to the real thing"

If there are any that like it, sorry.
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Post by: Nick22 on April 16, 2009, 02:01:07 AM: No, there aren't that many that liked it. it was as the saying goes 'an EPIC FAIL"
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Post by: Dash The Longneck on April 27, 2009, 11:29:48 AM: Yeah, it's pretty bad when the direcotr knows it was an "Epic Fail" by denying it existed.

I thought I posted my least favorites aa ready.

1. Just about every Disney DTV except for Lady and the Tramp 2, Lion King 2, Rescuers Down Under, and Fox and the Hound 2(I actually liked this movie)

2. Fear. com

3. Cat in The Hat (Live Action)

4. Rocky and Bullwinkle(Live Action)

5. Garfield(Live action)

6. The Grinch that Stole Christmas (Live action)

7. Cloverfield

8. Sky High

9. Almost ever made for DIsney movie (Except the High School Musicals)
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Post by: Nick22 on April 27, 2009, 02:36:40 PM: Rescuers down under was released in theathers in 1990, and had Eva Gabor not died in 1995, they probably would have made a third Rescuers movie. Lion King 2 really detracted from the original. where the original was Hamlet in the savannah, the sequel was Romeo and jUliet. uh, guys in the play the two lovers DIE, there is no happy ending..although Hamlet doesn't end happily either. I have never seen either the seconf Fox in the hound or Lady and the Tramp, and frankly don't want to..
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Post by: 812558 on April 27, 2009, 06:06:57 PM: the remake of godzilla
remake of the pink panther
remake of halloween

all remakes in general except

King Kong 05
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on April 28, 2009, 09:28:48 AM: Fear Dot Com was pretty bad. So was Rest Stop. The only good part of that film was when the nerdy dude said his breakfast was giving him the McS***ties :lol :lol.
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Post by: jedi472 on May 11, 2009, 03:32:24 PM: I'd have to say the worst movie I've seen to date is Howard the Duck. It's stupid, pointless, and just creepy. Don't believe me? Watch this.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolink...howard-the-duck (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/2453-howard-the-duck)
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Post by: Nick22 on May 11, 2009, 03:37:01 PM: meh. Howard the Duck wasn't that bad. Fritz the cat ontoh, was so bad that the cat's creator killed off after the film came out..
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Post by: Serris on May 11, 2009, 03:49:08 PM: 1 word Borat. I HATE that movie, it's so [censored] stupid! I laughed AT the stupidity of the whole thing. I never want to see it again. The 1 good thing is the full rendition of the fake Kazakhstani anthem at the credits. Though the lyrics are crude, I have to give them credit for actually making it sound fairly good.
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Post by: Nick22 on May 11, 2009, 03:51:29 PM: You're going to hate Bruno even more than Borat then Serris..
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Post by: Serris on May 11, 2009, 03:59:49 PM: Quote from: Nick22,May 11 2009 on 03:51 PM
You're going to hate Bruno even more than Borat then Serris..
Which is why I'm not going to watch it. :smile
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Post by: Jasper on May 11, 2009, 04:53:28 PM: The worst movie I've seen are ALL the Jaws rip off films except for Orca, Alligator, and Piranha. The worst movies I've also seen are sequels that have nothing to do with the orginal or films that have nothing to do with a t.v. show, examples: Halloween 3, Grease 2, Alligator 2, Piranha 2, and Blair Witch Project 2.
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Post by: Nick22 on May 26, 2009, 01:43:17 AM: Happily never After 2. Enough said.
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Post by: Daddytops2009 on May 26, 2009, 03:30:34 AM: Also Happily N'Ever After
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Post by: Nick22 on May 29, 2009, 01:20:39 PM: threfirst was bad, the second was worse..
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Post by: F-14 Ace on June 11, 2009, 04:57:24 AM: I'm probably gonna get some flak for this but...
Citizen Kane sucks! Citizen Kane is the most boring movie I have ever had the displeasure of watching! It is boring and overrated and I never want to watch it again. Why the heck do so many people think this overhyped piece of trash is so great?
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Post by: Compy-Rex on June 11, 2009, 09:12:03 AM: Disney's Tarzan. It doesn't help when your 3 and you see the cheetah kill and kill. :(
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Post by: jedi472 on June 11, 2009, 11:58:35 PM: North. Just...North.
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on June 12, 2009, 12:56:30 AM: Wolf Creek. For being based on a true story, it should have been better. It sucked!
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Post by: Ptyra on June 15, 2009, 05:18:45 PM: Quote from: NeoGenesis005,Apr 12 2009 on 09:45 AM
Mary Kate and Ashley Movies suck everyone of those movies always have a Guy to go after and its a grantee that a girl rival will get in the way to get the guy.
And any other movie like that. And I can't help but notice that the guy is always HOT!

So, I'm gonna add to my list

1. Twilight (AND all of its anti-feminist, pro-stalking, pro-pedophilia, child-grooming, beauty-is-all-that-matters-even-if-the-guy-is-a-creep books DX)
The rest are Nostalgia Critic reviews:
* North (The Texas scene was...quite offensive for me. Scratch that. VERY offensive)
* Garbage Pail Kids
* Batman and Robin
* TMNT

(Non review)
* Anaconda...as a mega-snake lover...and the reviews arn't great
* Snakes on a Plane...same review
* Disaster Movie
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Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on June 16, 2009, 08:10:45 PM: Mortal Combat Annihilation and North.
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Post by: F-14 Ace on August 02, 2009, 10:17:41 PM: Stealth. Coming from a guy who loves fighter jets, this movie SUCKS! I wish I could go back in time and stop this horrid piece of crap from ever being made! Stealth sucks and the airplanes in it were horribly ugly!
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Post by: Belmont2500 on August 04, 2009, 06:52:28 PM: how about 3Ninjas that sucked but the director managed to get out crap and make The Kid and the National Tresure films and did I mention Borat that movie is so bad it will come to haunt you if you watch it even once.
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Post by: Amaranthine on August 04, 2009, 07:50:42 PM: Twilight. I didn't like the book nor did I like the movie, it was just...bad. :p Basically for the same reasons that Ptyra posted.
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Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on August 04, 2009, 08:30:20 PM: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Though this movie isn't in theaters yet I can tell from the trailer that is is going to be a very bad movie.
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Post by: Serris on August 04, 2009, 09:55:14 PM: Quote from: f-22 "raptor" ace,Aug 4 2009 on 08:30 PM
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Though this movie isn't in theaters yet I can tell from the trailer that is is going to be a very bad movie.
That movie sounds like a parody.

I bet no one has ever seen a more offensive or terrible movie than I have:

Birth of a Nation.

Yes, it's that infamous pro-KKK movie. I watched it for historical reasons and it has the dubious distinction of being the only movie that made me want to kill the director.
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Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on August 04, 2009, 09:57:54 PM: Quote from: Serris,Aug 4 2009 on 08:55 PM
Birth of a Nation.

I literally ended several friendships over that movie. Don't get me started.
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Post by: Belmont2500 on August 04, 2009, 10:00:10 PM: what about that one War Of The Worlds film that stared C.Thomas Howell and Jake Busey that is by far the worst novel based movie out there even over Twilight.
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Post by: jedi472 on August 06, 2009, 06:09:00 PM: Dude, the Farenheit 451 movie takes the cake for "Worst film based on a book". It's just stupid.
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Post by: lbt/cty_lover on January 12, 2010, 09:28:49 PM: I feel that this thread needs an xkcd to help show, objectively, the WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/so_bad_its_worse.png)

Plan 9 From Outer Space was horrible, but it was meant to be horrible, so it comes out funny.

Manos: The Hands of Fate was also horrible, but it wasn't meant to be horrible. And you know what that means? MST3K the be-jeebies out of that bad boy.

However, the Star Wars Holiday Special should have been used by the Bush Administration instead of water-boarding. I watched it solely for the nerd cred, but it wasn't worth it. I can see why George Lucas wants to erase that blasphemy against entertainment from the universe.
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Post by: Belmont2500 on January 12, 2010, 09:41:17 PM: and what about Gus Van Sant's remake of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho, all GVS did was copy the original film and make it go by faster,also, Vince Vaugn as Norman Bates,you've gotta be kidding me, good actor but he dosen't fit the part.
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Post by: Kor on January 12, 2010, 11:50:33 PM: I watched one of the Nostalgia Critic's videos earlier today and it seems he'd vote for North being the worst movie. I never heard of the movie till I watched his video.
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Post by: MrDrake on January 12, 2010, 11:56:30 PM: I've seen the movie Twilight and ugh, that was just stupid.....so pathetic.

That movie along with Borat.
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Post by: Waluigifan on January 13, 2010, 09:06:06 AM: I like bad movies, I'm a fan of so-called "Trash Movies". :lol:

But there are some movies that I really disliked... these movies were only a waste of time. <_<

Wargames: The Dead Code (stupid storyline)
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan :slap (worst storyline ever and there weren't any splatter scenes!! Maybe these scenes were cut off the movie, because horror and splatter movies in Germany are often censored, if they are shown in TV)

Hm... I guess that's all! Anyway, there are some trash movies I really enjoyed, like "Alien Arsenal", "Microscopic Boy (very unknown movie which was never released on any video or DVD), and "Decampitated"!
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Post by: Nick22 on January 13, 2010, 10:29:25 AM: The Star wars Holiday special was the product of oversaturationg Star wars in the late 70s.
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Post by: Kor on January 13, 2010, 01:20:15 PM: I've seen the star wars holiday special. It's even on youtube for those curious. One of those things that I wish mst3k had done. I guess the George Lucas folks don't care that it is on youtube.
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Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 13, 2010, 01:41:45 PM: Quote from: Kor,Jan 13 2010 on 11:20 AM
I've seen the star wars holiday special. It's even on youtube for those curious. One of those things that I wish mst3k had done. I guess the George Lucas folks don't care that it is on youtube.
Why should they when it's so bad they can't get anything out of it even if they DIDN'T try. Seriously, you just CAN'T make any money off this movie. It doesn't matter if they removed it from YouTube or not. It just wouldn't help them.

Truthfully, I think it's best George Lucas thinks it NEVER happened. It really is that bad.
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Post by: Kor on January 13, 2010, 01:53:18 PM: Needless to say I have heard that he has said it is not canon.
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Post by: LBTFan13 on January 13, 2010, 03:10:42 PM: You want terrible movie? Here's a couple:

Rumor Has It - With Jennifer Aniston. God awful! It sucks badly!

Master of Disguise - Whoever made this film should be shot
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Post by: Nick22 on January 13, 2010, 11:48:43 PM: Master of Disguise starred the otherwise very funny Dana Carvey. Hes most well known for the Church Lady and Wayne world from Saturday Night Live, but every career includes a some clunker, and this was Carvey's.
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Post by: MrDrake on January 14, 2010, 06:25:01 AM: *the following may contain spoilers*

Knowing - Okay, this was good to start off with, it was going so well, then in the end, it ran out of ideas and decided to say "Screw it, lets end this movies with aliens" yes, aliens were more or less responsible in the end, which killed the movie for me. If it weren't for the whole alien ordeal in the end, it would've been good.....
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Post by: Waluigifan on January 14, 2010, 12:35:17 PM: I forgot one movie!!!

A very very very bad movie is "Voodoo Lagoon". The whole movie... oh god. I can't describe it. xD EVERYTHING was bad! So I'll tell you the good things about this bad movie:

The mystic music had a good atmosphere, it fits in a few scenes.
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Post by: Animeboye on January 15, 2010, 10:05:35 PM: I'm probably going to get a ton of hate for this but...

Dreamworks' Movies- Alright, for those who have read my posts on the How to Train Your Dragon topic, you may get the feeling that I have a strong hatred for their movies. Now before everyone starts pointing fingers and calling me a "Pixar fanboy"(And for the record, I don't think that every Pixar movie is the bee's knees of animation), let me explain why it is I don't like them. One reason is because it doesn't even seem like they try with their movies. As both an artist and writer, it disgusts me to see such horrible movies make so much money... they put zero effort into telling a story or developing their characters and rely too heavily on jokes. There are animated movies that are far superior that haven't even come close to what Dreamworks films make (Princess and the Frog, Ponyo, Spirited Away, Fantastic Mr. Fox which I haven't seen but looks pretty good) so why do these movies make so much?

Another thing that bothers me about them is how they treat their audience like they don't have a brain in their heads. One such example, in the HtTYD trailers, they actually had to TELL us the moral of the story (Hiccup:"Everything we knew about you guys...is wrong."). Yeah I seriously doubt I could have figured THAT one out on my own[/Obvious sarcasm is obvious]. In addition, the jokes are just :slap worthy. Poopoo jokes and pop culture references are only funny for so long before they start to lose their humor. I should know as I'm someone who finds that kind of humor funny. Yet even I tire of hearing the same joke over and over. I'm still expecting there to be a scene in HtTYD where the viking and the dragon start dancing to Crank Dat Soldja Boi(wait, that'll probably be on the DVD). We already have the toilet humor(The dragon puking on the viking and the viking eating whatever the dragon puked up) so now we just need the dance number.

Now despite my undying hatred for Dreamworks, I do have one positive thing to say about them. The backgrounds in their movies usually look really great. Unfortunately, this is also a downside. While the backgrounds are indeed nice, the characters usually look horrible which brings down the quality in the backgrounds. The characters stand out TOO MUCH! A character should be able to blend in with its surroundings, making it look like their world might just be out there somewhere. This is not the case for these movies. The backgrounds look too realistic and the characters too cartoony. I'm not saying a cartoony style is bad but if the backgrounds are going to look real yet the characters not then yes, it is a bad thing.

Finally what I can't stand about them, although not as big a deal as the others, is that STUPID smirk all the characters have on their posters! You know http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3472/339896..._05527c04b1.jpg (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3472/3398960470_05527c04b1.jpg) . Really makes them look cocky and unlikeable.

Now I did like Shrek 1 and 2. I thought they were Dreamworks only good movies. I saw the trailer for Kung Fu Panda back in '08 and it didn't look at all promising. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe someday I'll decide to give it a try.

And finally, the movie I consider the worst ever. So bad that it toppled Meet the Spartans from the number 1 spot on my worst movies ever list is...

BA DA BUM BUM BUM BUUMMMMMM!!!!

Dragonball Evolution- As much as I don't like Dreamworks, nothing can topple this cinematic excretement in terribleness. I never wish this on anyone or anything but this is one movie that I wish didn't exist. I don't even think I can describe how bad it is. I mean, there are movies out there that are bad and that you can explain just why they're bad and there are movies like this. Movies so bad that you just have to see it to believe it. I just hate this movie so much. If Uwe Boll, The Asylum, Uli Lommel and Ed Wood's zombie made a movie together, it would still be better than DBE.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Cyberlizard on January 17, 2010, 04:44:23 PM: Hmm... I have seen a bunch of bad movies, as much as I have seen good ones. But the absolute worst? That's kind of tough to think about... I can definitely say most Roland Emmerich(2012, Godzilla, 10,000BC, etc.) movies wind up on my list, along with Michael Bay(Transformers, Pearl Harbor, Friday the 13th remake). As well as Uwe ToiletBoll(though Postal was freaking funny).

Dracula 3000 was a freaking terrible movie, indescribably terrible, and I don't think I'd want anybody else watching it. I might as well just spoil everything about this movie, even though there isn't really much to spoil. The movie doesn't even have a proper ending, it just... STOPS. A spaceship blows up and that's it! And all they had was a guy in a generic Vampire costume. There's also a guy in a wheelchair... In the year 3000! I'd probably wind up giving an entire Nostalgia Critic-esque rant on it, but then I'd be typing all day. XD
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: MrDrake on January 17, 2010, 06:33:00 PM: Quote from: Animeboye,Jan 16 2010 on 03:05 PM
Dragonball Evolution- As much as I don't like Dreamworks, nothing can topple this cinematic excretement in terribleness. I never wish this on anyone or anything but this is one movie that I wish didn't exist. I don't even think I can describe how bad it is. I mean, there are movies out there that are bad and that you can explain just why they're bad and there are movies like this. Movies so bad that you just have to see it to believe it. I just hate this movie so much. If Uwe Boll, The Asylum, Uli Lommel and Ed Wood's zombie made a movie together, it would still be better than DBE.
Oh yeah, I forgot all about the terrible movie.....giving DBZ a bad name and what not.....ugh.....
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Animeboye on January 26, 2010, 07:13:49 PM: Quote from: MrDrake,Jan 17 2010 on 05:33 PM

Quote from: Animeboye,Jan 16 2010 on 03:05 PM
Dragonball Evolution- As much as I don't like Dreamworks, nothing can topple this cinematic excretement in terribleness. I never wish this on anyone or anything but this is one movie that I wish didn't exist. I don't even think I can describe how bad it is. I mean, there are movies out there that are bad and that you can explain just why they're bad and there are movies like this. Movies so bad that you just have to see it to believe it. I just hate this movie so much. If Uwe Boll, The Asylum, Uli Lommel and Ed Wood's zombie made a movie together, it would still be better than DBE.
Oh yeah, I forgot all about the terrible movie.....giving DBZ a bad name and what not.....ugh.....
Dragonball Devolution was an "experience" I wish I could forget. As someone who grew up watching the Dragonball series, this movie was so horrifying that I just want to cry whenever I think of it. I actually feel depressed right now as I write about it. Whenever I'm reminded of this movie, I think of the South Park episode where Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas r*** Indiana Jones. I think that's what Justin Chatloser and James Wrong did to Goku.

Seriously, why turn Goku into an emo? In the anime, he was a fun, peaceful, energetic and very likeable character. I looked up to Goku when I was a kid so to see him turned into an unlikeable, whiny, emo teenage brat whose only motivation is to get into some girl's pants(despite that in the original Dragonball it was the other way around), it just makes me want to find Chatloser and punch him square in the face. I could go on and on about why I despise this stain on the Dragonball legacy, this slap in the face to Akira Toriyama, this r*** of my childhood but if I did, I'd be here all night. So I'm gonna go calm down, play some Pilotwings 64, and finish up a picture I had been working on.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Amaranthine on April 30, 2010, 04:39:22 PM: Quote from: MrDrake,Jan 12 2010 on 07:56 PM
I've seen the movie Twilight and ugh, that was just stupid.....so pathetic.

That movie along with Borat.
I agree with you on Twilight, but NNNNNNOOOOOOOO not Borat! Anything but Borat! :( It was friggen funny for me at least...lol
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Waluigifan on April 30, 2010, 04:45:14 PM: I have just seen the movie "D-War (Dragon Wars)"....... OH - MY - GOD!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372873/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372873/)

I can't express all things I would like to say in English, so I'll keep it short:

- The plot is the worst I've ever seen!
- The characters are typical stereotypes (the Hero, the villain, etc. etc.)
- This movie is FULL of cliches!
- The actors are the worst I've ever seen! NO expressive power!
- It could have been a splatter movie due to the battles shown in the movie. But there is no blood at all, making this movie completely unrealistic and just... boring!

This movie has the best special effects I've ever seen, but that does not make a movie!! If the plot is bad, you can completely forget a movie, no matter how well-made the special effects are!

1 out of 10. Worst movie I've ever seen. It could have been a splatter and/or a trash movie, but this movie is way too serious to be a trash movie. Movies like "Alien Arsenal" or "Mysterious Planet (by Brett Piper)" are WAY better than this piece of crap.
DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE! You won't enjoy it.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 30, 2010, 04:58:30 PM: That other titanic animated musical see discussion topic here http://z7.invisionfree.com/thegangoffive/i...topic=7507.0 (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=7252.0)
I want to warn you all never watch this movie!
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 01, 2010, 02:27:58 PM: ^
If we stop mentioning the horrible animated Titanic films then perhaps they will be forgotten some day.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Ptyra on May 01, 2010, 03:45:20 PM: I gotta say The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars was quite bad. Sure, it was originally the sequel to the novella, but it was just WEIRD. And I have a HUGE problem with the lack of interaction between the Lamp and Radio. They're my favorite characters, and if I wanted, I'd slash them. But I honestly don't care about doing that right now XD . And I probably just horribly slaughtered someone's childhood... Speaking of Lampy, his voice was REALLY weird in this one. Sure Tim Stack played him again, but it just wasn't the same as in the first. To be honest, I think I have a similar "accent" to Lampy's (and squeaky voice). Now that I think about it, most of the voice acting was quite bad.

AND WHAT KIND OF ONE-DAY-OLD BABY HOLDS ITS OWN BOTTLE?! And wouldn't you think they would have noticed that Cris was getting "bigger" before she left for the hospital? They're a smart bunch. They would have connected what was going on. And I can really see Lampy almost about to blurt the "details", since he probably did a lot of reading a long with the Master and Mistress as the baby was coming a long.

And that hearing aid used to belong to Albert Einstein? WTF? "Power to the appliances" makes no sense. And why would someone want to make something that is MEANT to break? Come on, you'll go out of business that way!

Now, it did have its funny moments.
"Why should you have my vote?"
"BECAUSE I'M BIGGER THAN YOU!"
Nice political statement :lol

The first one was dead-awesome. The second was okay (Raaadioooo D: !), and the third was...scary. It was a bad ending to the trilogy...like Wisdom of Friends was a bad ending to the LBT series.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 26, 2010, 10:14:02 AM: The Care Bears Movie. So bad, I can't watch NC's review of it. :P:

Yeah, I find it THAT bad. :(
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 26, 2010, 10:32:35 AM: Doogal. Crappy animation, ugly retarded characters, horrible voice acting, and a stupid story. Another one that needs to be flushed down the toilet. On a side note, the British version, called The Magic Roundabout, was actually way better, at least in terms of dialogue.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Nick22 on May 26, 2010, 12:30:51 PM: didn't doogal have whoopi goldberg and ian mackellan in it. waste of good and great actors respectively
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: 2007excalibur2007 on May 26, 2010, 12:33:23 PM: Worst movie ever?

Every movie that was directed by Uwe Boll. Period.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Nick22 on May 26, 2010, 12:40:02 PM: batman and robin..
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Animeboye on May 26, 2010, 01:48:50 PM: One of the most awful movies I've seen recently http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0972359/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0972359/)

I hate...everything about this flick. There was no story, the characters were insanely stupid and unlikeable. Ironically the psycho mom was the only somewhat tolerable character in this crapfest. I hated the main character in this movie. He was such an obnoxious little douche. The first few scenes we get of this kid we see him picking on his younger siblings, kicking his younger brother's toy truck or something, I don't know. It was also due to his stupidity that his younger sister ends up being murdered by Psycho Mom. Speaking of stupidity, at the end of the movie, the oldest brat...er...sibling survives and his mother is put in a psychiatric ward. And low and behold, the father actually wants to have his wife come home with them...really? I mean...really? She murdered three of your kids, almost murdered your oldest, and you want her to come home with you? *Hyperventilates and screams*

I don't get it. Why are bad horror movies like this being praised nowadays? This isn't scary. This isn't intelligent or well written. It's stupid. It's Human Centipede stupid. They're essentially the same kind of movie: made simply to shock the audience. Take away the shock and what do you have left? Nothing. Can't we go back to the days when we had likeable characters in horror movies? Can't we get another Psycho or Shining? Can't we have a horror movie that relies on its setting to scare you and not an insane amount of gore?
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Daddytops2009 on May 26, 2010, 03:20:41 PM: Why the fuck did The Lord of the Rings get Oscar noms!?

Shit!
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Nick22 on May 26, 2010, 03:56:08 PM: because it was the best movie of that year. a film does not win 11 Oscars if it is not a great film.. watch the language daddytops.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 26, 2010, 07:12:03 PM: Quote from: Daddytops2009,May 26 2010 on 02:20 PM
Why the **** did The Lord of the Rings get Oscar noms!?

****!
Would you please stop using that kind of language? This is supposed to be a family friendly board.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Belmont2500 on May 26, 2010, 07:37:54 PM: Disney's UP, that film was dull,stupid and not in anyway creative, the characters seemed like emotionless drones instead of characters and some just annoyed the crap of me, where's Don Bluth when we need him.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 26, 2010, 08:37:39 PM: Quote from: Nick22,May 26 2010 on 11:30 AM
didn't doogal have whoopi goldberg and ian mackellan in it. waste of good and great actors respectively
Yup and both have done much better movies. I saw part of the British version on Youtube and based on what I saw it was much better.
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Post by: Nick22 on May 27, 2010, 09:18:02 PM: every actor has some clunkers... ala every non LOTR film in Orlando Blooms career
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Post by: MrDrake on May 27, 2010, 11:40:16 PM: Quote from: Belmont2500,May 27 2010 on 11:37 AM
Disney's UP, that film was dull,stupid and not in anyway creative, the characters seemed like emotionless drones instead of characters and some just annoyed the crap of me, where's Don Bluth when we need him.
I have to disagree with you on that one, I found Up to be one of the best, loveable movies around.

If you want a crap movie, try watching Alone in the Dark, seriously, that movie is pathetic, acting is wooden, effects are terrible.....perhaps because of the fact that it's directed by Uwe Boll?

And yet, they want to make an Alone in the Dark 2 :bang
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Post by: Lillefot on May 28, 2010, 02:43:01 AM: Batman and Robin. The one with Clooney, Thurman and Schwarenegger.
I think it even was voted for this very nomination somwhere. :p
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Belmont2500 on May 28, 2010, 09:54:35 AM: Quote from: MrDrake,May 27 2010 on 10:40 PM

Quote from: Belmont2500,May 27 2010 on 11:37 AM
Disney's UP, that film was dull,stupid and not in anyway creative, the characters seemed like emotionless drones instead of characters and some just annoyed the crap of me, where's Don Bluth when we need him.
I have to disagree with you on that one, I found Up to be one of the best, loveable movies around.

If you want a crap movie, try watching Alone in the Dark, seriously, that movie is pathetic, acting is wooden, effects are terrible.....perhaps because of the fact that it's directed by Uwe Boll?

And yet, they want to make an Alone in the Dark 2 :bang
Oh I have, let's hope Uwe Boll dosen't get his hands on the upcoming Castlevania movie.

and you think UP is a loveable film, you honestly haven't seen The Secret Of NIMH(that film is amazing).

Any movie that MST3K parodied, except Godzilla Vs Biolante, that film rocks.
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Post by: Amaranthine on May 28, 2010, 11:26:51 AM: Jaws 3D. Period.
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Post by: Adder on September 04, 2010, 01:43:01 PM: Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever

Haven't seen it, but by the MPAA rating, I can tell its nothing I want to see.

It almost goes past the R rating I'd say.

See:

Rated R for strong bloody violence and gore, disturbing gross content, sexuality/nudity and pervasive language.

Nothing I'd watch.
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Post by: 2007excalibur2007 on September 04, 2010, 02:15:37 PM: ^
Lol, isn't that the one where the girl goes all "Pancakes...PANCAKES....PAAANNCAAAAKEEEESSS!!!!" and bites off the guy's hand? :p :lol
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Post by: Adder on September 04, 2010, 02:29:52 PM: Quote from: 2007excalibur2007,Sep 4 2010 on 01:15 PM
^
Lol, isn't that the one where the girl goes all "Pancakes...PANCAKES....PAAANNCAAAAKEEEESSS!!!!" and bites off the guy's hand? :p :lol
Its the sequel to it, and their doing third appearantly (only if the can find a director that dosen't want to change his name)
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Post by: rhombus on November 07, 2013, 02:20:21 PM: This is truly a difficult subject for me, as I have intentionally seen many horrible films. In fact, a common hobby for me and friends is to find a film widely regarded as bad and watch it in order to have fun mocking the movie. Some times the movie is so bad that it is good - like Zardoz for example, which actually does have an interesting premise. But some films I have actually avoided screening with my friends because they are absolutely unwatchable and I didn't want to subject my friends to them.

Some of the films that I would consider almost unwatchable are:

Dr. Caligari (a 1989 cult film - very inappropriate for minors)
Glen Or Glenda (An Ed Wood movie widely regarded as one of the worst films ever made)
In Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo! (the only though that I had while watching this film is: "Why does this exist?")
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Meet The Spartans

Of those, I would have to say that I enjoy Glen Or Glenda the least. It lacked some of the charm that Plan Nine from Outer Space had and, as a consequence, is almost painful to watch.
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Spartanguy88 on November 15, 2013, 07:01:00 PM: White House Down
Olympus Has Fallen

Two White House Gets Attacked movies that are both just terrible.
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Post by: F-14 Ace on November 16, 2013, 01:45:53 AM: Sharknado. After watching the NC review of it, I have to say that I lost faith in humanity yet again when I heard that not only did it get "generally positive" reviews and has an 80% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, but that a sequel is being made. The critics must have been smoking crack.
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Post by: bushwacked on November 16, 2013, 06:29:18 AM: I don't know if it's been mentioned here, but 'The Room' takes the cake for me. Terrible story, terrible acting, awful music and a really... weird script. For some reason though, once you've started watching it it's impossible to look away :spit

My favourite line in the film: "Just leave your stupid comments in your pocket!"
Title: Worst Movie Ever!
Post by: Justin1993 on November 16, 2013, 07:52:35 AM: The Last Airbender. I thought Dragonball: Evolution was bad, but The Last Airbender definitely takes the biscuit in my opinion.
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Post by: pokeplayer984 on November 16, 2013, 10:15:48 AM: Quote from: Spartanguy88,Nov 15 2013 on 05:01 PM
White House Down
Um, could you go further into your reason why? Because I saw that movie as well and I really enjoyed it.
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Post by: Nahla on November 20, 2013, 09:58:44 PM: The Land Before Time: The Wisdom of Friends (It had it coming)

Roadside Romeo (Why have a movie thats only HALF english and release it in UK,America,Australia etc? I didn't understand most of it,it's mostly in Hindi and theres no full english version and yet they wanted it to be watched by english people too,no wonder why it was a fail. Though I like the song Choo Le Nah from it).

Alpha and Omega 2: A Howl-a-day Adventure (They ruined it,Alpha and Omega remains one of my top movies but this sequel SUCKS,way to short. Plot is rushed,animation on new characters looks odd. Just ugh,they ruined a great movie with a crappy sequel.

Twilight (Sorry Twilight fans but *yawn*)
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Post by: F-14 Ace on November 20, 2013, 10:43:54 PM: I actually thought "The Room" was hilarious, even if it was unintentional. It's so laughably bad it's hard for me to hate it. Also, I found the game adaption to be pretty enjoyable.
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Post by: Belmont2500 on November 20, 2013, 11:56:05 PM: Quote from: Spartanguy88,Nov 15 2013 on 06:01 PM
White House Down
Olympus Has Fallen

Two White House Gets Attacked movies that are both just terrible.
Not to mention the title 'Olympus has Fallen' is very misleading, since the film doesn't take place in Greece and therefore has nothing to do with Olympus.

And for those who say its supposed to be symbolic, I doubt it, Americans these days aren't allowed to do symbolism because the mainstream American audiences would not get it.
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Post by: rhombus on November 23, 2013, 11:26:28 AM: Quote
The Last Airbender. I thought Dragonball: Evolution was bad, but The Last Airbender definitely takes the biscuit in my opinion.

I am surprised that I forgot to include that on my list. Perhaps I repressed the memory of watching that film in theaters? It certainly was a tough film to sit through.

Quote
White House Down
Olympus Has Fallen

Two White House Gets Attacked movies that are both just terrible.

I have heard some some bad reviews for these films as well, but neither myself or my friends have seen them as of yet. For those of you who disliked these movies, do you feel that they are in the "so bad their good" category (might be fun to sit through and make jokes about) or "so bad their horrible" category? I will probably see them anyway, as I don't express an opinion on a film until I actually see it, but I would like to have an idea of what I am getting myself into.
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Post by: bushwacked on November 23, 2013, 07:13:18 PM: Quote from: F-14 Ace,Nov 20 2013 on 09:43 PM
I actually thought "The Room" was hilarious, even if it was unintentional. It's so laughably bad it's hard for me to hate it. Also, I found the game adaption to be pretty enjoyable.
Oh, don't get me wrong, 'The Room' is one of the funniest films I think I've ever seen. The kicker is, Tommy Wiseau genuinely thought he was making a straight, serious drama :D

The game of it was pretty good, too. You have to love the boss fight against 'Chris. R' :lol
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Post by: WeirdRaptor on November 23, 2013, 07:42:33 PM: Okay, can we limit to "worse movie ever" title to actual really, really bad movies and not just throw it around to any and all mainstream films we just happen to not like. I'm seeing way to much of that in some of these entries. Worse movie ever: Red Zone CUba, hands down.
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Post by: F-14 Ace on December 08, 2013, 02:01:08 PM: I nominate this pile of vomit as being one of the worst animated movies I've ever seen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animals_United#Reception (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animals_United#Reception)

I hate pretentious environmental films, especially when they pander to kids. But this horrible piece of excrement is one of the worst. Stereotypical, cliched, extremely heavy-handed with horrible animation, annoying characters, terribly unfunny jokes, and a stupid plot that makes no sense. The creators of this movie were on drugs or something. This is what "The Legend of Titanic" would be if you removed the Titanic from it. And a polar bear in Africa? Really? Oh, and the movie also has a "all humans need to die" message thrown in near the end, courtesy of an irritating tortoise. Because that's totally appropriate for a movie aimed at kids.
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Post by: WeirdRaptor on December 08, 2013, 02:48:33 PM: Quote from: F-14 Ace,Dec 8 2013 on 01:01 PM
I nominate this pile of vomit as being one of the worst animated movies I've ever seen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animals_United#Reception (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animals_United#Reception)

I hate pretentious environmental films, especially when they pander to kids. But this horrible piece of excrement is one of the worst. Stereotypical, cliched, extremely heavy-handed with horrible animation, annoying characters, terribly unfunny jokes, and a stupid plot that makes no sense. The creators of this movie were on drugs or something. This is what "The Legend of Titanic" would be if you removed the Titanic from it. And a polar bear in Africa? Really? Oh, and the movie also has a "all humans need to die" message thrown in near the end, courtesy of an irritating tortoise. Because that's totally appropriate for a movie aimed at kids.
Genecide: fun for the whole family!
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Post by: Danosaur on December 12, 2013, 06:34:04 PM: The worst film I've ever seen by far is a British comedy film called 'Love Bite' which I saw in the cinema last year. Meant to be a horror-comedy about werewolves but is actually a combination of the most stupid and immature sex jokes imaginable, like it was written by a 13 year-old, with about 5 minutes of terribly CGI'd werewolves at the end to justify the horror tag. I was literally the only person in the entire cinema watching it and I can understand why.

It actually caused a bit of controversy here in the UK because it was partially funded with government money, and the film was so poor it actually caused political debate about wasting taxpayers' money.
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Post by: Belmont2500 on December 12, 2013, 10:10:43 PM: Although its a TV series, Supernatural. It all feels like blantant propaganda, and when they began to bring in Pagan deities and demonize them for no good reason, I found this series very offensive, like no other.

North. We all know how bad it is.

Snow White and The Huntsman, need I say more.

Signs, I genuinely enjoy most of M. Night Shaymalan's films, but here it seemed like he fell to Ed Wood's level.

Speaking of which, The Last Airbender.

The Craft, now as one who is serious about Paganism, this one really offended me. Not to mention that it doesn't even hold up on its own.

The Witches(1990)

Hocus Pocus(1993), again need I say more?

The Blair Witch Project

Another TV series, The Dark Secret of Harvest Home(1978), while this series is nowhere near as offensive as 'Supernatural', it makes North seem watchable and that can't be good.

The Clash Of The Titans remake(2009), it just wasn't really needed. The original 1981 version was already perfect.

King Arthur(2005), who in their right mind thought that making Arthur Pendragon and his knights Roman was a good idea. Hell, Arthur is not even king in this version, he's an officer instead, WTF?!

Catwoman(2004), worst. comic. book. spinoff. ever.

Highlander: The Source:

Coming from a guy that is a massive fan of Highlander, all I can say is that this is the series' lowest point. Surely, "There can be only one" can be applied to the films it originated from - as in only the original Highlander should exist.
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Post by: OllyDirectioner on February 27, 2014, 06:23:40 PM: Billy Madison was kind of a dumb movie. Master of Disguise (although I loved it when it came out) is kinda dumb too in parts. The one movie I hated when it came out was probably Seabiscuit. That movie was SOOOOOOOO BOOOORRIIINGGG!!!!!!!! :anger I hate horse movies and racing usually is super boring (in that case it was at least). I was so bored I was walking and running up and down the stairs and my dad had to grab me and discipline me because he was angry that I was annoying everyone. He really shouldn't have blamed me though. I was MISERABLE watching that movie.. :cry
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Post by: RockingScorpion on March 13, 2014, 04:56:24 AM: There is only one movie where I thought: Now what is this supposed to be? That movie was Eragon.

Yeah yeah, awesome special effects and stuff. Cool. How close is the movie to the book? Not at all.
No wonder there isn't a sequel. Yeah, let us remove an entire species that has an important role in the following books, to give just one example.

Actually, if there wouldn't be a book that the movie is supposed to be based on (literally supposed xD) it would be a decent one. I'm pretty sure Paolini wasn't involved at all, except of giving his okay.

I really hope that someday there will be a movie that is close to the book and well made, and with an ending that actually allows to make the rest of the series into movies as well. And I'm glad there isn't a sequel to the existing one. xD
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Post by: F-14 Ace on March 13, 2014, 05:20:01 PM: The Eragon movie sucked, no doubt about it. However, simply not following source material doesn't necessarily make a movie bad. Take "How to Train Your Dragon" for example. The movie, and from the looks of trailer, the second one as well, have little to do with the original book series other than a few of the major characters have the same names as in the books. Aside from that, it's a completely different story.
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Post by: RockingScorpion on March 13, 2014, 06:41:59 PM: Yep, a completely different story, that's why it's working. Eragon tries to stick to the book but isn't very successful at it.^^
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Post by: I am the Great IB on May 01, 2014, 11:33:28 PM: I don't usually hate movies and can only think of two that I really despise, the Epic movie which was too stupid for me and Disney s Ariel Beginning I just didn't care for it maybe because I watched the old tv series when I was younger but like most of their sequels so it's the first Disney movie I don't like.
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Post by: Ptyra on July 28, 2014, 05:52:59 PM: While I can't really say it's a bad movie, it does leave a bad taste in my mouth. That being Ralph Bakshi's Fire and Ice. My feelings toward it...
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I mean everyone is running around in their underwear! And I don't know why they made that decision. Was it easier to animate? Was something wrong in Bakshi's head? All I know is, I could practically smell all the...man smells (and one lady smell) and just...ew. It's...unsettling to say the least.

It also bored me a little, but mostly that I had to riff "As the king and the most dressed person here, I command that you go find your sister".
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Post by: F-14 Ace on July 30, 2014, 11:19:34 PM: The "worst movie ever" is a movie so bad that it doesn't actually exist. No really, this is an idea for a movie I thought up earlier. Basically, Tommy Wiseau, M. Night Shyamalan and Michael Bay all team up and make a movie called "Wood", an extreme action thriller based on the life of Ed Wood. Oh, and the three of them would all have staring roles in the movie. Make of that what you will. :lol

Seriously though, for actual bad movies, just pick any Uwe Boll movie. They're not even entertainingly bad. They're just "bad" bad.
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Post by: Ptyra on July 31, 2014, 10:40:36 PM: Quote from: F-14 Ace,Jul 30 2014 on 09:19 PM
The "worst movie ever" is a movie so bad that it doesn't actually exist. No really, this is an idea for a movie I thought up earlier. Basically, Tommy Wiseau, M. Night Shyamalan and Michael Bay all team up and make a movie called "Wood", an extreme action thriller based on the life of Ed Wood. Oh, and the three of them would all have staring roles in the movie. Make of that what you will. :lol

Seriously though, for actual bad movies, just pick any Uwe Boll movie. They're not even entertainingly bad. They're just "bad" bad.
Hey, don't forget Uve Boll! There is no truly bad movie without Uve Boll
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Post by: Anagnos on April 24, 2019, 04:12:05 AM: Only bad movie that I can think of right now would be Spy Kids 4. Did not enjoy that one at all, the first two movies were the best in my opinion, third was okay, but the fourth one should not have happened. And I'm not complaining because the actors changed or something like that, I just didn't find it enjoyable. :p
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Post by: Enchanted-Valley96 on April 24, 2020, 12:25:25 AM: The Wall by Channel (No longer so) Awesome YouTube movie redoing of Pink Floyd's movie version of The Wall
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Post by: pokeplayer984 on April 24, 2020, 04:24:40 AM: The Lorax (2012). Oh boy, my hatred for this one knows no bounds. I actually felt ripped off with this one. I felt I was scammed. Heck, if I sold it, I feel like I might be ripping someone else off. I don't even want to donate it because I feel it to be absolute trash. In the end, that's where it belongs. The trash.

And I don't know why I don't throw it away. Perhaps, after getting this off my chest, I finally will.
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Post by: Anagnos on April 24, 2020, 01:19:09 PM: Hey, this post was made around the same time as my last one in 2019. The coincidence couldn't have been timed better! :lol

I've had few days to mull over what bad movies I've seen in 20 years of my life, and let me say that it was harder than I thought. Part of the reason likely was that good/amazing movies stick with you long after, whereas bad ones don't. But I feel like Shopping Tour (2012) deserves the spotlight this time. The only fun I had watching this movie was to laugh at how ridiculous the plot was: a Russian tour group is suddenly attacked by wild cannibals while in Finland, the aforementioned cannibalism being part of the Finnish culture to eat foreigners for one day every year. As a Finn, this movie was not only poorly executed, but a preposterous attempt to create an horror movie out of cannibals. :p
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Post by: RainbowFaceProtege on April 24, 2020, 02:19:45 PM: Hmm, I'm sure I've seen plenty of bad movies, but it's hard to think up one that stands out to me as being the WORST. If I think about specifically animated movies, though, the Dinotopia cartoon Quest for the Ruby Sunstone comes to mind. *Sigh*...I'm ashamed to say this movie was a big part of my childhood, right alongside LBT. Then, years later, I dug it out of the cabinet, hoping for nostalgia. Instead, I was shocked I'd ever thought the obnoxious movie was good! There were WAY too many mean-spirited, annoying characters who were there for no reason but supposed comic relief. The villain sidekicks were irritating, and the good-guy sidekick was even MORE irritating, to the point of being unbearable! (His name was Spaz. I don't really need to say more!) :x A heaping of Spaz-induced torture forced me to turn off the insufferable movie halfway through. UGH! :anger The only part of that movie I was able to squeeze any nostalgia from was skipping to the end credits for the song that played there, which, amazingly, was as good as I had remembered (unfortunate that it had to be in THIS movie).

I guess the bright side is how that crummy movie introduced me to the REAL Dinotopia: the book series that is interesting, imaginative, welcoming, and everything else the cartoon is not! (I've also seen the author, James Gurney, mention online that he'd objected to the making of that dumb cartoon version--no surprise there!) :p But here's what really shocked me: Davis Doi, the director of LBT XIV, also directed that poor excuse for Dinotopia. Thank goodness we didn't get some Spaz 2.0 in Journey of the Brave!
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Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 25, 2020, 02:36:53 PM: My choice is Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)

It was long, and so boring I actually fell asleep in the theater, and that never happens to me.
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Post by: Enchanted-Valley96 on April 25, 2020, 02:40:48 PM: Foodfight (2012)

The animation is so bad it's like, how did they raise $65,000,000 with the script?
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Post by: RainbowFaceProtege on April 25, 2020, 03:22:24 PM: Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on April 25, 2020, 02:36:53 PM
My choice is Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)

It was long, and so boring I actually fell asleep in the theater, and that never happens to me.

I love the original Pirates trilogy, including this one. :smile To each their own, though! I did think that the first two Pirates movies were better than the third. The third did start out pretty slow, and I remember wondering, the first time I saw it, when things were going to pick up. Also, I thought the 4th and 5th movies were pretty bland...without much of Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom, things just weren't the same.
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Post by: Goldenwind on April 25, 2020, 03:24:30 PM: @Enchanted-Valley96 The events surrounding the movie didn't help it, but I guess the animation wouldn't of save the story. :thudstonk

Hmm... If I had to think what movie I have seen to be the worst it has to be the Cat and the Hat as I felt like it was the most inappropriate way to adapt a children's story. (It was so bad that Dr. Seuss's wife objected to a possible sequel and it killed the live action Seuss films right there). It was pushing the rating too much and it scared me as a kid, I repeat, it SCARED me.

Okay, what else...speaking of being scared, worst horror? I'd say Halloween H20, why? It's made as a horror movie, but it's more of a drama with horror only really being at the start and end. The most recent Halloween movie made a homage of one of the many weak fake outs from H20 as it was a retelling of that particular story idea, but it turned it into a real scare.

Worst animated movie? There is a lot, but if it's related to Don Bluth, I'd say All Dogs go to Heaven 2. It contradicts events in the first movie with nothing from the previous getting mentioned. David is the cliche "I ran away from home because remarriage/new sibling (They switch between the two)", The animation hasn't aged well, and Charlie is even a bigger jerk as in he (Spoilers):
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NEARLY DESTROYS HEAVEN JUST TO HELP THIS ONE KID AND TO BE WITH A DOG HE JUST MEET!! HE WOULD RATHER LET DOGS GET STUCK IN PURGATORY!!

Eh hem, I am just gonna say, they acted like the all the character development in the first movie didn't exist. Also that dog I mentioned in the spoilers, she doesn't like Charlie and Charlie keeps messing up, offering bad advice and stuff (Easy street, a catchy song XD). Yet she hooks up with him? I don't see the relationship there. XP They also back pedaled idea at the end of the first movie that Carface might get a redemption arc. (Spoilers):
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NOPE! HE SELLS HIS SOUL AND GOES TO THE UUNDERWORLD.
This was a childhood classic to me and now that I have grown… It's bad. XD Will say the police chase and final battle looked cool. Also liked Red, he was a neat villain.
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Post by: RainbowFaceProtege on April 25, 2020, 03:42:17 PM: @Goldenwind I've never seen that live-action The Cat in the Hat (thankfully), but it looks like it must have been the 2000s counterpart to the infamous new Cats movie. (Filmmakers, the moral of this story is that movies about creepy CGI cats are destined to fail.) :p Also, I'm relieved to see I'm not the only one who was let down by one of their "childhood classic" movies.
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Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 26, 2020, 05:02:19 AM: Quote from: RainbowFaceProtege on April 25, 2020, 03:22:24 PM
Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on April 25, 2020, 02:36:53 PM
My choice is Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)

It was long, and so boring I actually fell asleep in the theater, and that never happens to me.

I love the original Pirates trilogy, including this one. :smile To each their own, though! I did think that the first two Pirates movies were better than the third. The third did start out pretty slow, and I remember wondering, the first time I saw it, when things were going to pick up. Also, I thought the 4th and 5th movies were pretty bland...without much of Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom, things just weren't the same.

I loved the first POTC film, but the sequels were not to my taste. What was funny in first felt like it jept getting rehashed or outdone (which doesn’t work) in sequels, IMHO.
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Post by: credence007 on June 20, 2021, 10:40:24 PM: Rock-A-Doodle is pretty bad, and yes I had to include a Don Bluth one. He made masterpieces like Land Before Time (which we all love of course), An American Tail, and The Secret Of NIMH, but Rock-A-Doodle is just a trainwreck. I didn’t even like it as a kid, I even thought it was stupid then.

Also, for those who have seen James Cameron’s Titanic (no I don’t hate it, in fact, it’s actually my favorite movie of all time), there’s actually an animated Titanic movie called “Titanic: The Legend Goes On” which is incredibly stupid and ridiculous, and the animation is lazy, not to mention the incredibly STUPID scene where the dog starts rapping (because yes there totally WAS a rapping dog aboard the Titanic in 1912)
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Post by: Mouse-a-saur on June 21, 2021, 05:58:55 PM: Quote from: credence007 on June 20, 2021, 10:40:24 PM
Rock-A-Doodle is pretty bad, and yes I had to include a Don Bluth one. He made masterpieces like Land Before Time (which we all love of course), An American Tail, and The Secret Of NIMH, but Rock-A-Doodle is just a trainwreck. I didn’t even like it as a kid, I even thought it was stupid then.

Also, for those who have seen James Cameron’s Titanic (no I don’t hate it, in fact, it’s actually my favorite movie of all time), there’s actually an animated Titanic movie called “Titanic: The Legend Goes On” which is incredibly stupid and ridiculous, and the animation is lazy, not to mention the incredibly STUPID scene where the dog starts rapping (because yes there totally WAS a rapping dog aboard the Titanic in 1912)
I can't believe there are two animated Titanic movies that are completely awful. I don't know why anyone would do that twice.
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Post by: LittleDas75 on June 21, 2021, 07:24:09 PM: The Rise of Skywalker is possibly the most flawed movie I have ever seen. In fact the sequel trilogy as a whole is just pure garbage.
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Post by: Mouse-a-saur on June 21, 2021, 07:27:24 PM: Quote from: LittleDas75 on June 21, 2021, 07:24:09 PM
The Rise of Skywalker is possibly the most flawed movie I have ever seen. In fact the sequel trilogy as a whole is just pure garbage.
It was absolutely awful. I hated TLJ especially :whatdidyousay
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Post by: LittleDas75 on June 21, 2021, 07:35:52 PM: Quote from: Mouse-a-saur on June 21, 2021, 07:27:24 PM
Quote from: LittleDas75 on June 21, 2021, 07:24:09 PM
The Rise of Skywalker is possibly the most flawed movie I have ever seen. In fact the sequel trilogy as a whole is just pure garbage.
It was absolutely awful. I hated TLJ especially :whatdidyousay
Yep.
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Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on June 22, 2021, 08:04:52 PM: For me Bridshead Revisited. I could not fathom why its so beloved.
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Post by: LittleDas75 on June 22, 2021, 11:51:17 PM: Transformers The Last Knight is also another movie I could consider to be the worst movie ever. It's so poorly written and the editing is awful.
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Post by: chomper94 on July 02, 2021, 08:29:36 PM: The worst movie I've seen is Super Mario Bros. If only it was good...oh wait, it was, until Disney changed the script during production, which is why this movie failed horribly. I still shiver in horror as to why I watched this movie. *shudder* :rhett_ohsnap
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Post by: F-14 Ace on July 03, 2021, 12:51:07 AM: Every Transformers movie aside from the first one is crap.
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Post by: Daddytops2021 on March 26, 2022, 04:48:20 PM: The Lorax