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meh. Howard the Duck wasn't that bad. Fritz the cat ontoh, was so bad that the cat's creator killed off after the film came out..
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1 word Borat. I HATE that movie, it's so [censored] stupid! I laughed AT the stupidity of the whole thing. I never want to see it again. The 1 good thing is the full rendition of the fake Kazakhstani anthem at the credits. Though the lyrics are crude, I have to give them credit for actually making it sound fairly good.

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You're going to hate Bruno even more than Borat then Serris..
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Quote from: Nick22,May 11 2009 on  03:51 PM
You're going to hate Bruno even more than Borat then Serris..
Which is why I'm not going to watch it.  :smile

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The worst movie I've seen are ALL the Jaws rip off films except for Orca, Alligator, and Piranha. The worst movies I've also seen are sequels that have nothing to do with the orginal or films that have nothing to do with a t.v. show, examples:  Halloween 3, Grease 2, Alligator 2, Piranha 2, and Blair Witch Project 2.


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Happily never After 2. Enough said.
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threfirst was bad, the second was worse..
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I'm probably gonna get some flak for this but...
Citizen Kane sucks!  Citizen Kane is the most boring movie I have ever had the displeasure of watching!  It is boring and overrated and I never want to watch it again.  Why the heck do so many people think this overhyped piece of trash is so great?


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Disney's Tarzan. It doesn't help when your 3 and you see the cheetah kill and kill. :(


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Wolf Creek.  For being based on a true story, it should have been better.  It sucked!


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Quote from: NeoGenesis005,Apr 12 2009 on  09:45 AM
Mary Kate and Ashley Movies suck everyone of those movies always have a Guy to go after and its a grantee that a girl rival will get in the way to get the guy.
And any other movie like that. And I can't help but notice that the guy is always HOT!

So, I'm gonna add to my list

1. Twilight (AND all of its anti-feminist, pro-stalking, pro-pedophilia, child-grooming, beauty-is-all-that-matters-even-if-the-guy-is-a-creep books DX)
The rest are Nostalgia Critic reviews:
* North (The Texas scene was...quite offensive for me. Scratch that. VERY offensive)
* Garbage Pail Kids
* Batman and Robin
* TMNT

(Non review)
* Anaconda...as a mega-snake lover...and the reviews arn't great
* Snakes on a Plane...same review
* Disaster Movie


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Stealth.  Coming from a guy who loves fighter jets, this movie SUCKS!  I wish I could go back in time and stop this horrid piece of crap from ever being made!  Stealth sucks and the airplanes in it were horribly ugly!


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how about 3Ninjas that sucked but the director managed  to get out crap and make The Kid and the National Tresure films and did I mention Borat that movie is so bad it will come to haunt you if you watch it even once.
 

 


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Twilight. I didn't like the book nor did I like the movie, it was just...bad. :p Basically for the same reasons that Ptyra posted.




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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Though this movie isn't in theaters yet I can tell from the trailer that is is going to be a very bad movie.


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Quote from: f-22 "raptor" ace,Aug 4 2009 on  08:30 PM
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Though this movie isn't in theaters yet I can tell from the trailer that is is going to be a very bad movie.
That movie sounds like a parody.

I bet no one has ever seen a more offensive or terrible movie than I have:

Birth of a Nation.

Yes, it's that infamous pro-KKK movie. I watched it for historical reasons and it has the dubious distinction of being the only movie that made me want to kill the director.

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Quote from: Serris,Aug 4 2009 on  08:55 PM
Birth of a Nation.
 
I literally ended several friendships over that movie. Don't get me started.