Make up a crazy lie about the person above you

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #60 on:** May 05, 2019, 04:26:12 PM

TPAM is Spike from The Land Before Time! He even has the Spike picture under his name to prove it! Your username means nothing.

How do you type with no hands, by the way?

Anagnos · **Reply #61 on:** May 06, 2019, 03:41:57 AM

Oh, darn. I guess I can't escape my true nature after all...

You see, I have Ducky and rest of the gang to do that for me.

You know what? Two can play at this game. TPAM is Chomper and he plans to eat the gang.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #62 on:** May 06, 2019, 04:40:26 PM

Even though TPAM is apparently Spike, he still plans to legally change his name to Anagnos, hence his username.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #63 on:** May 06, 2019, 07:45:20 PM

TPAM is clearly Spike's relative, or should I say the relative of Anagnos.

Anagnos · **Reply #64 on:** May 07, 2019, 04:20:35 AM

TPAM stole a nuclear device from Area 51 and is now a wanted criminal.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #65 on:** May 07, 2019, 08:44:08 PM

TPAM is clearly smoking tree stars... No such thing as an "Area 51" exists, just a conspiracy made up by the Illuminati to scare the masses and easily control them.

Anagnos · **Reply #66 on:** May 08, 2019, 07:24:58 AM

What...? You mean... all my life has been a lie?

TPAM broke my heart with that statement, and for that I called the cops to arrest him. He now serves a life sentence for this.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #67 on:** May 08, 2019, 06:24:59 PM

TPAM has been collaborating with secret organizations all along! You tried to arrest me to prevent the truth from spreading, but now it has been revealed to the public.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #68 on:** May 09, 2019, 01:47:45 AM

TPAM has been keeping it a carefully-guarded secret that, while there isn't actually an Area 51, there is an Area 52, which TPAM himself works at.

Anagnos · **Reply #69 on:** May 09, 2019, 09:58:54 AM

TPAM himself works in Area 53, which also exists.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #70 on:** May 09, 2019, 05:07:55 PM

TPAM is actually a weird green extraterrestrial from outer space who secretly occupies the place of Area 54!

Anagnos · **Reply #71 on:** May 10, 2019, 05:34:01 AM

Area 52, 53, 54?! Are there any other Areas I need to know about?

TPAM is a vampire, and he made me one as well last night. That's why I couldn't go to my job today.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #72 on:** May 10, 2019, 05:39:16 PM

TPAM is slightly telling the truth. I am a vampire in real life, as I hate the light! But, the reason that you couldn't go to your job today was because you told your boss that you were "sick." Do you have a case of stay in bed fever?

Anagnos · **Reply #73 on:** May 11, 2019, 04:09:16 AM

TPAM was the one responsible for making me sick. Now I offer anyone a reward who is brave enough to take on this vampire.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #74 on:** May 11, 2019, 01:27:25 PM

TPAM shall give me the award, for I shall step into the light and vanquish myself.

Anagnos · **Reply #75 on:** May 12, 2019, 05:22:16 AM

Didn't think about that...

TPAM was lying about being a vampire, when he stepped into the sunlight he didn't burn.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #76 on:** May 12, 2019, 12:10:14 PM

TPAM really likes to bang his head into a brick wall. It's no surprise that you thought Area 51 existed.

Anagnos · **Reply #77 on:** May 12, 2019, 12:36:59 PM

You should try it sometime, it's oddly fantastic.

TPAM is really a dinosaur, one massive and smart dinosaur who knows how to operate computers and write stuff.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #78 on:** May 12, 2019, 12:40:44 PM

That's very nice of you, but I wish that was true.

TPAM is currently living in the past. He's interacting with us on the internet through the use of his IStone device invented in 200 B.C.

Anagnos · **Reply #79 on:** May 12, 2019, 12:44:09 PM

TPAM changed into Marty from Back to the Future and now he has to go to the future once again.