Dumb Sharpteeth

The Friendly Sharptooth · **Reply #20 on:** September 02, 2011, 12:42:58 PM

Father: This is all your fault! I was off getting food, so you were supposed to be watching our egg!

Mother: You know my suffering! I’d like to see you eat bad meat and not need to go off every few minutes…

Father: Well gee, it was sure worth it, huh? You lose your stomach cramps but lose our child as well.

Mother: Shut up! We will find him. That rock slide led into this field.

Father: It’s a valley…

Mother: Oh my gosh, who cares what it is!?

Father: Apparently only me. Anyway, let’s keep searching before the adults in this valley are alerted and slow our progress.

Mother: Real mature, putting emphasis on valley to mock me!

Father: Oh, bite me. Wait, no, I-

Petrie85 · **Reply #21 on:** September 02, 2011, 09:32:06 PM

I tripped over a branch and clamped on your nose by accident.

Redtooth101 · **Reply #22 on:** September 03, 2011, 11:16:52 PM

Mother: My tooth hurts dear

Father: Open up, let me take a look

Mother -opens mouth-

Father: I don't see much... -leans in closer- Don't close you mouth honey

Mother -hears 'close your mouth'- "Okay" -closes it-

Father -.-

LBTLover1 · **Reply #23 on:** October 03, 2011, 10:12:06 PM

Sharptooth (right): Look! A pteronadon is on your nose!

Sharptooth (left): Where? Get if off!

Sharptooth (right): With pleasure.

Ducky123 · **Reply #24 on:** April 25, 2014, 06:24:39 PM

God, look at Petrie85 spamming... so glad this guy is banned

French kiss the sharptooth way, literally sharp...