The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: pokeplayer984 on September 01, 2009, 02:51:21 PM

Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: pokeplayer984 on September 01, 2009, 02:51:21 PM
It returns!

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Caption away!
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: action9000 on September 01, 2009, 03:09:05 PM
"Ha!  That was it? :p
Do it again!"


"ROOOAAARRRR!"

 :o
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on September 01, 2009, 03:20:35 PM
Cera:Blargh!
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Kor on September 01, 2009, 03:31:37 PM
Hyp thinking: "I bet I can get this rock into Cera's big mouth on the first try." He tosses it and it goes go in.  

Nod: "hehe, hole in one."

Cera spits out the rock.

Littlefoot: "that wasn't very nice."

Hyp: "But it was funny."

Nod: "It sure was."

Mutt: "yea, funny, hehe."
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Daddytops2009 on September 01, 2009, 03:33:03 PM
Cera used roar!

It's not very effective!  :D
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: jedi472 on September 01, 2009, 04:46:50 PM
Cera: That's it! I'M-A FIRIN' MA LAZAH!
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on September 01, 2009, 07:16:40 PM
Cera: "Bring it on!  Bring it!  Bring it!  Bring it!  I know some sweet a** kung fu, and Ima crack a can 'o whoopa** on y'all!  Who wants it?!  Huh?!  Huh?!  I'm feelin' lucky, yeah I am, deedly deedly heee hooo!"

Littlefoot (thinking): "Get enough Mountain Dew in your system this time, Cera :rolleyes:?"
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Belmont2500 on September 01, 2009, 07:36:37 PM
Hyp: you all are weak.

Cera:*does T Rex roar from JP* did you just call me weak I'M GONNA MESS YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the rest of the gang(whispering):she's ticked.  :lol
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on September 01, 2009, 07:47:59 PM
Cera: "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPP!"

Bullies (thinking): "WTF?!"

Littlefoot (thinking): "Damn!  She just beat all of our records :(!"
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Petrie. on September 01, 2009, 09:53:50 PM
Littlefoot (thinking): How much would I have to pay Hyp just to have him stuff it into Cera? She needs to shut up once in a while.
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Serris on September 02, 2009, 02:46:44 AM
Hyp will now test if Cera is a lapivore.
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Pangaea on September 02, 2009, 03:01:44 AM
^ That gave me an idea for my own caption:

A new theory of how rocks come to be associated with the stomach contents of dinosaurs.

(This is funnier if you know a thing or two about gastroliths. :p)
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Kor on September 02, 2009, 03:05:39 AM
Hyp: "Some folks say you are to loud and they have paid us a lot to put this rock into your mouth so they can get some sleep."
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Paradise Bird on September 02, 2009, 07:47:49 AM
Eating rocks is what true warriors strive for!
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: kjeldo on September 02, 2009, 09:05:58 AM
cera: NO!!! not my dinner!
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Serris on September 02, 2009, 12:34:50 PM
"Cera, it's time for your rock supplement."

Again the joke's improved if you know about gastroliths.
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: The Chronicler on September 02, 2009, 03:45:08 PM
Cera decides to challenge the bullies to a game of dodge-rock
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Noname on September 02, 2009, 10:19:05 PM
Cera mistakes that stone for rock candy...
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on September 02, 2009, 11:28:03 PM
Where humans got the idea for "Gator Golf" :p!
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Kor on September 02, 2009, 11:47:47 PM
Hyp: "I'm going to use this wishing rock to wish all of you to the same size as the little bigmouth, hehehe."

Nod: "Yea, tiny, iby bity."

Mutt:"Yea."
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: LBTFan13 on September 07, 2009, 11:48:57 PM
Cera auditions for American Idol in front of the three judges. Hyp says nothing but reaches for a rock.
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Post by: Noname on September 08, 2009, 04:58:44 AM
On this edition of "Where's Cera"... she ends up in "bullyland"...
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Post by: Lilfut on September 08, 2009, 12:44:34 PM
Littlefoot: (I hope she doesn't figure out it was me...)
Cera: What?!
Littlefoot: Um... I... hope you... figure out... who it was!
Cera: Me too. Alright, WHO TOUCHED MY HORN?
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Post by: DualXz on September 08, 2009, 02:07:48 PM
Cera: "I want that rock!"
Littlefoot: "Why do you want it? It's just a rock.."
Cera: "I don't care, just gimme gimme gimme!".
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Noname on September 08, 2009, 07:12:28 PM
Cera thinks she lay that rock, and wants it back... before it hatches.  :lol
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Almaron on September 09, 2009, 04:14:15 AM
Hyp: I bet you this rock that you can last the whole movie without shouting at something.

Cera: Ha! You're on!

Littlefoot: We've lost already...

Alternatively:

Hyp: I bet you this rock that you'll be making these movies until the year 2000!

Cera: Like that's gonna happen!

Littlefoot: <Sigh>

Heheheh.
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Noname on September 13, 2009, 04:02:05 PM
Cera lost her pet rock... and Hyp found it! He doesn't want to give it back, though.
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Post by: Lilfut on September 13, 2009, 05:27:42 PM
WRYYYYYYYYYY
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on September 13, 2009, 08:46:43 PM
Cera: TEST YOUR MIGHT! FIGHT!!!

Littlefoot: Ugh...there she goes again, we should've never played Mortal Kombat last night.
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Noname on September 13, 2009, 09:40:08 PM
Cera prepares to fire her Lazor...
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on October 07, 2009, 05:23:20 PM
Cera: Defining "PMS" since 70 Million B.C.
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: babidikrakenguard on October 07, 2009, 09:38:39 PM
Cere: Bet you cant speak whale!
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Ptyra on December 01, 2009, 07:51:10 PM
I'MA GONNA EAT'CHOR NOSE!
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Paradise Bird on December 01, 2009, 08:17:24 PM
Quote from: pokeplayer984,Sep 1 2009 on  01:51 PM
It returns!


Caption away!
Cera: Back off mortals.
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Amaranthine on December 04, 2009, 01:01:30 AM
Cera: Gimme that rock! Now!
Little Foot(thinking): *sighs* She's beautiful when she's sticking up for us. :wub:
Hyp (thinking): Wow...this girl has one big mouth!
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Noname on December 04, 2009, 01:28:39 AM
Cera: I'ma bite you if you don't give me mah ball!

Hyp: Since when did she have such bad grammar?

Topsy: (offscreen) Cera! Wha yo doin wit those bigmouths, flyas, spiketails and flatheads?!

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Post by: raga on December 04, 2009, 01:46:55 AM
Cera realizes a bit too late that she is not Kirby.
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Paradise Bird on December 04, 2009, 03:41:12 AM
Cera:This is Sparta!
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Noname on December 04, 2009, 05:22:35 AM
Cera: Raarhh! Cera bite!

Hyp: You'll never get this-

Nod: Just give her the $%@! rock!

Mutt: Her dad will go $%#! crazy if we get in a fight and she's injured even a tiny bit.

Ducky: That would be #%#ing bad, yup, yup yup.
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Ptyra on December 04, 2009, 07:10:06 PM
FOR GOSH SAKE, WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT ROCKS ARE MAGIC!? THAT ROCK WON'T CREATE A FIELD OF PRETTY FLOWERS AND IT WON'T MAKE IT SNOW IN AUGUST!!!
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Noname on December 04, 2009, 07:12:44 PM
Cera: That rock was a very thoughtful gift from my father! He said that somone named Tria gave him a rock just like that years ago... when I asked him who Tria was, he told me that I'd meet her in 8 movies. So give it here!
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Ptyra on December 30, 2009, 03:23:42 PM
Cera: Give us the rock or I'll sic the Hidden Runner on you!
Littlefoot: I think you'll scare you, him, and everyone else if you do that.
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 18, 2010, 01:59:53 PM
Hyp (to Littlefoot): "I think your pal here likes this sweet rock we made."

Littlefoot: :yes

Cera: "MOOOOORE!"

Narrator: "Rock candy: Invented 65 million years ago."
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Pangaea on April 16, 2010, 11:03:45 PM
Cera: Give us back our rock, or else!

Hyp: Yeah? Or else what?

Cera (exhales): haaaaaaaaaahhh...

Hyp (chortles): That’s it? What was that supposed toó

*bullies pass out*

Littlefoot, Ducky, Spike, & Petrie: :o :blink: :o :blink:

Cera: It’s called “garlic”. :^.^:
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Lain_EX on April 21, 2010, 03:04:18 PM
Cera: That's it! Taste some of my FIREBREATH!!! D=<

Littlefoot: Cera... you can't breathe fire... -.-
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on April 21, 2010, 03:09:25 PM
Quote from: Pangaea,Apr 16 2010 on  10:03 PM
Cera: Give us back our rock, or else!

Hyp: Yeah? Or else what?

Cera (exhales): haaaaaaaaaahhh...

Hyp (chortles): That’s it? What was that supposed toó

*bullies pass out*

Littlefoot, Ducky, Spike, & Petrie: :o :blink: :o :blink:

Cera: It’s called “garlic”. :^.^:
 :spit  :spit  :spit  :spit

Cera: "I have gas and I know how to use it!"
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: WeirdRaptor on April 22, 2010, 05:15:06 PM
Cera: "Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!"
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Post by: LBTFan13 on April 22, 2010, 05:59:36 PM
Cera: Mine? Mine! Mine? Mine!
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: pokeplayer984 on June 10, 2010, 11:30:18 PM
Cera: I'm the all-mighty, evil Cera!  Fear me!  Roar!

Littlefoot: You're not being very convincing right now, Cera.
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: LBTLover1 on December 18, 2011, 10:48:32 AM
Hyp: So what are you going to do about it?

Cera: IMA FIRE MAH LAZOR.
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Dalekdino on March 28, 2016, 05:36:06 AM
Cera: Oh you want me to say please do ya!? How's thins for please!? *She burps in their faces.*
Title: The Gang and the Bullies
Post by: Littlefoot505 on December 17, 2017, 12:33:50 PM
(https://s20.postimg.org/5hpoy5kel/The_Gang_And_Bullies.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Cera: I'm going to eat Hyp's pet rock!

Yes, that's another gastrolith joke. :lol