The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: pokeplayer984 on September 01, 2009, 02:51:21 PM
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It returns!
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Caption away!
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"Ha! That was it? :p
Do it again!"
"ROOOAAARRRR!"
:o
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Cera:Blargh!
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Hyp thinking: "I bet I can get this rock into Cera's big mouth on the first try." He tosses it and it goes go in.
Nod: "hehe, hole in one."
Cera spits out the rock.
Littlefoot: "that wasn't very nice."
Hyp: "But it was funny."
Nod: "It sure was."
Mutt: "yea, funny, hehe."
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Cera used roar!
It's not very effective! :D
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Cera: That's it! I'M-A FIRIN' MA LAZAH!
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Cera: "Bring it on! Bring it! Bring it! Bring it! I know some sweet a** kung fu, and Ima crack a can 'o whoopa** on y'all! Who wants it?! Huh?! Huh?! I'm feelin' lucky, yeah I am, deedly deedly heee hooo!"
Littlefoot (thinking): "Get enough Mountain Dew in your system this time, Cera :rolleyes:?"
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Hyp: you all are weak.
Cera:*does T Rex roar from JP* did you just call me weak I'M GONNA MESS YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the rest of the gang(whispering):she's ticked. :lol
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Cera: "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPP!"
Bullies (thinking): "WTF?!"
Littlefoot (thinking): "Damn! She just beat all of our records :(!"
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Littlefoot (thinking): How much would I have to pay Hyp just to have him stuff it into Cera? She needs to shut up once in a while.
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Hyp will now test if Cera is a lapivore.
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^ That gave me an idea for my own caption:
A new theory of how rocks come to be associated with the stomach contents of dinosaurs.
(This is funnier if you know a thing or two about gastroliths. :p)
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Hyp: "Some folks say you are to loud and they have paid us a lot to put this rock into your mouth so they can get some sleep."
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Eating rocks is what true warriors strive for!
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cera: NO!!! not my dinner!
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"Cera, it's time for your rock supplement."
Again the joke's improved if you know about gastroliths.
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Cera decides to challenge the bullies to a game of dodge-rock
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Cera mistakes that stone for rock candy...
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Where humans got the idea for "Gator Golf" :p!
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Hyp: "I'm going to use this wishing rock to wish all of you to the same size as the little bigmouth, hehehe."
Nod: "Yea, tiny, iby bity."
Mutt:"Yea."
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Cera auditions for American Idol in front of the three judges. Hyp says nothing but reaches for a rock.
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On this edition of "Where's Cera"... she ends up in "bullyland"...
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Littlefoot: (I hope she doesn't figure out it was me...)
Cera: What?!
Littlefoot: Um... I... hope you... figure out... who it was!
Cera: Me too. Alright, WHO TOUCHED MY HORN?
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Cera: "I want that rock!"
Littlefoot: "Why do you want it? It's just a rock.."
Cera: "I don't care, just gimme gimme gimme!".
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Cera thinks she lay that rock, and wants it back... before it hatches. :lol
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Hyp: I bet you this rock that you can last the whole movie without shouting at something.
Cera: Ha! You're on!
Littlefoot: We've lost already...
Alternatively:
Hyp: I bet you this rock that you'll be making these movies until the year 2000!
Cera: Like that's gonna happen!
Littlefoot: <Sigh>
Heheheh.
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Cera lost her pet rock... and Hyp found it! He doesn't want to give it back, though.
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WRYYYYYYYYYY
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Cera: TEST YOUR MIGHT! FIGHT!!!
Littlefoot: Ugh...there she goes again, we should've never played Mortal Kombat last night.
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Cera prepares to fire her Lazor...
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Cera: Defining "PMS" since 70 Million B.C.
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Cere: Bet you cant speak whale!
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I'MA GONNA EAT'CHOR NOSE!
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It returns!
Caption away!
Cera: Back off mortals.
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Cera: Gimme that rock! Now!
Little Foot(thinking): *sighs* She's beautiful when she's sticking up for us. :wub:
Hyp (thinking): Wow...this girl has one big mouth!
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Cera: I'ma bite you if you don't give me mah ball!
Hyp: Since when did she have such bad grammar?
Topsy: (offscreen) Cera! Wha yo doin wit those bigmouths, flyas, spiketails and flatheads?!
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Cera realizes a bit too late that she is not Kirby.
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Cera:This is Sparta!
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Cera: Raarhh! Cera bite!
Hyp: You'll never get this-
Nod: Just give her the $%@! rock!
Mutt: Her dad will go $%#! crazy if we get in a fight and she's injured even a tiny bit.
Ducky: That would be #%#ing bad, yup, yup yup.
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FOR GOSH SAKE, WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT ROCKS ARE MAGIC!? THAT ROCK WON'T CREATE A FIELD OF PRETTY FLOWERS AND IT WON'T MAKE IT SNOW IN AUGUST!!!
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Cera: That rock was a very thoughtful gift from my father! He said that somone named Tria gave him a rock just like that years ago... when I asked him who Tria was, he told me that I'd meet her in 8 movies. So give it here!
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Cera: Give us the rock or I'll sic the Hidden Runner on you!
Littlefoot: I think you'll scare you, him, and everyone else if you do that.
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Hyp (to Littlefoot): "I think your pal here likes this sweet rock we made."
Littlefoot: :yes
Cera: "MOOOOORE!"
Narrator: "Rock candy: Invented 65 million years ago."
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Cera: Give us back our rock, or else!
Hyp: Yeah? Or else what?
Cera (exhales): haaaaaaaaaahhh...
Hyp (chortles): That’s it? What was that supposed toó
*bullies pass out*
Littlefoot, Ducky, Spike, & Petrie: :o :blink: :o :blink:
Cera: It’s called “garlic”. :^.^:
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Cera: That's it! Taste some of my FIREBREATH!!! D=<
Littlefoot: Cera... you can't breathe fire... -.-
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Cera: Give us back our rock, or else!
Hyp: Yeah? Or else what?
Cera (exhales): haaaaaaaaaahhh...
Hyp (chortles): That’s it? What was that supposed toó
*bullies pass out*
Littlefoot, Ducky, Spike, & Petrie: :o :blink: :o :blink:
Cera: It’s called “garlic”. :^.^:
:spit :spit :spit :spit
Cera: "I have gas and I know how to use it!"
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Cera: "Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!"
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Cera: Mine? Mine! Mine? Mine!
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Cera: I'm the all-mighty, evil Cera! Fear me! Roar!
Littlefoot: You're not being very convincing right now, Cera.
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Hyp: So what are you going to do about it?
Cera: IMA FIRE MAH LAZOR.
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Cera: Oh you want me to say please do ya!? How's thins for please!? *She burps in their faces.*
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Cera: I'm going to eat Hyp's pet rock!
Yes, that's another gastrolith joke. :lol