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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: lbt/cty_lover on February 25, 2008, 10:11:34 PM

Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 25, 2008, 10:11:34 PM
Here is how this game works. One person gives good news, then the next person gives something bad about the previous statement. Then someone states a positive thing, and the process repeats.


EXAMPLE
This game goes like such. PM any questions to me.

I'll start.

The good news is that I found Clucky the Chicken.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: landbeforetimelover on February 25, 2008, 10:40:14 PM
The bad news was that you found Clucky the Chicken in the oven :p


The good news is that what I ate wasn't poisonous.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on February 25, 2008, 10:41:51 PM
You only have to give one news headline.

The bad news is that you got indigestion.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on December 23, 2009, 12:31:41 AM
The good news is, we got the Christmas tree up.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ptyra on December 25, 2009, 01:15:54 PM
The bad news is you have to take it down again!

The good news is we got new candles!
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: brekclub85 on December 25, 2009, 01:21:39 PM
The bad news: They burned your house down!

The good news is I told a funny joke.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ptyra on December 25, 2009, 01:23:50 PM
The bad news is it was kinda lame

The good news is the cookies are done.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on December 25, 2009, 02:08:35 PM
The bad news is, Santa Claus ate them all! :p

The good news is, you got everything on your Christmas list.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Caustizer on December 25, 2009, 02:52:42 PM
bad news is those cookies are WELL-done!

good news is my grandparents are coming over.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on January 17, 2010, 02:43:06 PM
Bad news is they'll constantly complain how their backs hurt.

Good news is I have a friend coming over.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on January 17, 2010, 02:49:06 PM
Bad news he's insane.

Good news I have a million dollars.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 17, 2010, 05:43:53 PM
Bad news is that the FBI has confiscated it from you.

Good news is I've got a gun to destroy my enemies with.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on January 17, 2010, 06:54:50 PM
Bad news is that the gun is only a water gun.

The good news is that I invented time travel.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTFan13 on January 17, 2010, 10:54:10 PM
The bad news is your time traveler breaks and you are stuck in the past.

The good news is I found money on the streets.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on January 17, 2010, 11:27:48 PM
Bad news is you have to turn it in.

Good news is I have my creativity back!
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on January 17, 2010, 11:50:32 PM
Quote from: LBTFan13,Jan 17 2010 on  09:54 PM
The bad news is your time traveler breaks and you are stuck in the past.
That could be good news if I was stuck in the 60s. That is the one time period I would like to travel to.
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Bad news is that you now have become a mime.

The good news is that I have written the ultimate sorting algorithm.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTFan13 on January 18, 2010, 12:31:57 AM
The bad news is somebody steals it and takes all the credit for it.

The good news is that the world will not end in 2012
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Serris on January 18, 2010, 12:39:06 AM
The bad news is that you will die in 2012.

Good news is that Universal has made movie adaptations of all the fan fics written by members of this forum.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTFan13 on January 18, 2010, 12:41:22 AM
The bad news is they never called us to work with them on any of the movies, and therefore they all sucked miserably :(

The good news is that scientists have developed the means to bring people back from the dead NOT as zombies.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Serris on January 18, 2010, 12:50:00 AM
The bad news is that no one cares about dead soldiers anymore.

The good news is that the Insane Cafe RP trilogy became a movie.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 18, 2010, 01:46:25 AM
The bad news is other film companies can make rip-offs of the film.

The good news is that I gave blood last week.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Serris on January 18, 2010, 01:49:16 AM
The bad news is that you nearly fainted after wards.

The good news is that I am an EMT.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 18, 2010, 01:56:36 AM
The bad news is that EMTs have to deal with corpses at times.

The good news is that the recession will eventually come to an end.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: raga on January 18, 2010, 02:05:12 AM
The bad is that another will show up sometime

The good news is I still have another week of winter break left
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 18, 2010, 02:24:58 AM
The bad news is winter break makes ya lazy :rolleyes:.

The good news is many of us have a three day weekend.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Serris on January 18, 2010, 02:35:33 AM
The bad news is that 3 days pass real fast.

The good news is that I am working on chapter 33 of TWV.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ptyra on January 18, 2010, 02:36:41 AM
The bad news is, yo have to copy-paste a lot of text to another text box.

The good news is, I'm watching more Micheal York movies
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 18, 2010, 02:50:38 AM
The bad news is you'll find York's dialect to be so contagious you'll start talking like him :o.

The good news is I am excited to see TWV is being updated.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on January 18, 2010, 11:02:42 AM
The bad news is that you have amnesia and forget what TWV is.

The good news is that I aced my final presentation.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTFan13 on January 18, 2010, 01:15:17 PM
The bad news is you failed everything else :p

The good news is Uwe Boll finally learned how to make a good video game movie.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 18, 2010, 01:37:33 PM
The bad news is it won't save his directing reputation :p.

The good news is pets make great listeners.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ptyra on January 18, 2010, 02:02:01 PM
Quote from: Cancerian Tiger,Jan 18 2010 on  12:50 AM
The bad news is you'll find York's dialect to be so contagious you'll start talking like him :o.
That actually happens when I talk to myself  :blink:

The bad news is, they can't reply to you.

The good news is, a complete Therizinosaurus skeleton was found.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on January 18, 2010, 03:38:33 PM
The bad news is, there was still a live Therizinosaurus wrapped around the skeleton, and it was VERY cranky about being disturbed...

(Actually, some peopleómyself includedówould consider that even BETTER news than just finding a skeleton. :P:)

The good news is, I have only one class tomorrow.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTFan13 on January 18, 2010, 03:50:43 PM
The bad news is the class is 12 hours long :p

The good news is I just had my favorite stir fry for dinner today.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ptyra on January 18, 2010, 03:59:13 PM
The bad news is, it was slightly over-done

The good news is, my snake's almost done with getting his shots
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Serris on January 18, 2010, 04:48:42 PM
The bad news is that you need to bring him back everyday for the next 2 weeks.

The good news is that my main computer is being repaired.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: MrDrake on January 18, 2010, 05:34:18 PM
The bad news is that it's not being repaired correctly

The good news is that I have three platinum trophies on my PS3 at the moment
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on January 18, 2010, 06:48:37 PM
The bad news is that your account ceases to exist.

The good news is that I have won the lottery.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ptyra on January 18, 2010, 07:28:28 PM
The bad news is that it was only...*Dr. Evil pinky-to mouth* One hundred thousand dollars.

The good news is that Dr. Evil's son Scott Evil has taken up the family buisness.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on January 18, 2010, 08:00:41 PM
The bad news is that he is actually competent, and brings civilization to an end.

The good news is that I have an empty wine glass.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ptyra on January 18, 2010, 08:11:52 PM
The bad news is, you have nothing to put in it

The good news is, there are no racoons on the roof.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on January 18, 2010, 09:50:58 PM
The bad news is that they are inside.

The good news is that I can read.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTFan13 on January 19, 2010, 12:13:09 AM
The bad news is all the books in the world are destroyed.

The good news is I have good news :DD
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on January 19, 2010, 03:39:17 AM
The Bad news is you have bad news too! :p

The good news is I have a blog.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 19, 2010, 11:05:06 AM
The bad news is some hater put spam on your blog :p.

The good news is people are living longer.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ptyra on January 19, 2010, 07:25:53 PM
The bad news is that it will crowd the world a bit more than necessary

The good news is, we're out of Dragon Country
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTFan13 on January 19, 2010, 08:21:30 PM
The bad news is we are now in the Orc Country :blink:

The good news is pie :DD
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ptyra on January 19, 2010, 08:44:32 PM
The bad news is that the fruit was rotten

The good news is, the compost is gone
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on January 19, 2010, 09:05:30 PM
The bad news is someone littered the compost....shame....shame....

The good news is, I completed an essay.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTFan13 on January 19, 2010, 10:33:16 PM
The bad news is you forgot to save it and your essay was lost forever :p

The good news is I caught a shark :blink:
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on January 19, 2010, 11:26:06 PM
The bad news is, IT'S A GREAT WHITE AND WANTS TO EAT CHOOOOOO!!!!!

The good news is, I'm in a better mood. :)
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTFan13 on January 20, 2010, 02:08:50 AM
The bad news is I'm going to cheat and give you more good news and say your mood will continue :p

The good news is Britney Spears finally learned how to sing well live
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 20, 2010, 02:14:48 AM
The bad news is she still messes around way too much with the studio voice synthesizer (I think that's the term).

The good news is Barney really did get shot by a G.I. Joe.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on January 22, 2010, 02:04:41 AM
The bad news is a band of GI Joes are going to shoot the LBT characters! o.O

The good news is you are alive by the time you make a post below me.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 22, 2010, 12:08:50 PM
The bad news is this could be my ghost typing this and I could travel through your computer and possess your kitties!  MWAHAHAHAHA! :lol

Evil kittieeeeeeeeeez :DD!

The good news is the cold weather will eventually come to an end.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on January 30, 2010, 06:38:47 PM
The bad new is, the virginia state is going to overheat!

Good news is, it's the weekend.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ptyra on January 30, 2010, 06:42:34 PM
The bad news is there's nothing to do!

The good news is, the LBT TV series has stopped using "Oops Eeps"
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on January 30, 2010, 06:46:19 PM
The bad news is...they series now keeps using the Yellow Belly dance song! o.O

The good news is...Michael Jackson isn't dead! :lol
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on February 16, 2010, 03:15:07 PM
The bad news is he wants more plastic surgery :blink:.

The good news is child abuse cases are decreasing in America.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ptyra on February 16, 2010, 08:20:44 PM
The bad news is that they are increasing at the planet Whatchoomakallit.

The good news is, Mulan is really a woman.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: MrDrake on February 16, 2010, 08:21:48 PM
Bad news is, she isn't the real Mulan

Good news is that I'm now playing BioShock 2
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on February 26, 2010, 01:02:55 AM
Bad news it's for Playstation. :lol   :lol

Good news I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Caustizer on February 27, 2010, 11:09:51 AM
The bad news is, that money only amounted to two cents.

The good news is another installment of Twilight Valley was posted today.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Serris on February 27, 2010, 11:10:52 AM
The bad news is that you may not see another installment for a month.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Mumbling on February 27, 2010, 12:50:45 PM
The bad news is that Serris had no good news *sad*

The good news is that I became a staff member on www.thedailyneopets.com *proud*
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: MrDrake on February 27, 2010, 10:15:36 PM
The bad news is that it's only temporary

Good news is, I know who the Oragami Killer is
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on March 04, 2010, 11:25:01 PM
Quote from: Ptyra,Jan 19 2010 on  06:25 PM
The good news is, we're out of Dragon Country
That's BAD news for me!
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The bad news is that it's YOU!!!

The good news is that I'm back here, forumizing away.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: MrDrake on March 04, 2010, 11:30:58 PM
Quote from: lbt/cty_lover,Mar 5 2010 on  04:25 PM
The bad news is that it's YOU!!!
lol, it's not bad news for me XD

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Bad news is that it wont last long

Good news is that I have plan on how to destroy the moon
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on March 04, 2010, 11:41:20 PM
The bad news is that the tidal effects from the moon's destruction kill everyone of importance to you and also destroys the internet.

The good news is that I have found a way to save my consciousness to the Internet when I die.

(Imagine a little sprite of me popping up on a webpage)
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on April 03, 2010, 12:19:39 AM
The bad news is, the Internet crashes, taking your consciousness with it.

The good news is, my cat didn't seriously injure my feet when he attacked my socks today. :p
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on April 03, 2010, 01:18:09 AM
The bad news is, Sasquatch left holes in your socks :p.

The good news is Peter Cottontail is hoppin' down the bunny trail :lol.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on April 03, 2010, 10:43:33 AM
The bad news is that it is a mutant Peter Cottontail, and is one hundred feet tall. You are also on  the bunny trail, and Peter Cottontail crushes you.

The good news is that the iPad is released, and I got a free one.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: MrDrake on April 04, 2010, 01:43:13 AM
Bad news is that it's going to break down after Easter

Good news is I've killed Zeus and the other Gods of Olympus on God of War 3
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on June 23, 2010, 12:08:42 AM
(Forgive me; I know nothing about that gameóapart from some stuff I just read on Wikipediaóbut wanted to bump this thread.)

The bad news is, you die immediately afterwards. :p

The good news is, the lolrus (http://www.walrusbucketsaga.com/index.php?m=05&y=07&entry=entry070523-205512) got his bucket back. * (http://www.walrusbucketsaga.com/images/110-found-it_jennifer-barnes.jpg)
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: pokeplayer984 on June 23, 2010, 01:41:03 PM
The bad news is that it's destroyed.

The Good News is that you can now watch The Land Before Time Movies online.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on June 24, 2010, 12:17:57 AM
The bad news is that it crashes the internet. Permanently.

The good news is that I am going off to college in 8 weeks.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTFan13 on June 24, 2010, 01:13:52 AM
The bad news is eight weeks was magically turned into twenty thousand years.

The good news is I have found the cure to cancer (not sure if this has been done yet)
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StarfallRaptor on June 24, 2010, 04:30:20 AM
The bad news is that your cure causes liver failure

The good news is that we've been able to travel into space
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on June 24, 2010, 12:20:45 PM
The bad news is that the Earth EXPLODES!!!

The good news is that I have a handheld laser.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTFan13 on June 24, 2010, 12:26:30 PM
The bad news is that you never tested it and the moment you fire it blows up in your hand.

The good news is 2012 will not be the end of the world (seriously getting tired of people ranting on about this).
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on June 24, 2010, 05:52:54 PM
The bad news is that the world is enslaved toBZZZT Attention all humans. This is your new overlord speaking. You shall all be forced to do hard labor.

The good news is that I have transformed into a dragon and am exempt from the enslavement of humanity.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on June 24, 2010, 05:55:43 PM
The bad news is you are only a dragon for a day. :/ Shucks.


The good news is I am the overlord of the whole universe and all of the other universes for all eternity! :D
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on June 24, 2010, 05:56:50 PM
The bad news for you and good news for me is that I find a way to permanently transform into a dragon and eat you, thereby becoming overlord of reality!
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on June 25, 2010, 04:45:51 AM
The bad news is, the job of Overlord of Reality takes a lot of responsibility, and stresses you out so much that you die young. :p

The good news is, summer is here. (A boring one, I know. :rolleyes)
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on June 27, 2010, 05:40:59 PM
The bad news is you only have summer break for a month.

The good news is...I found a nickel. And his name is Philip.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 01, 2010, 08:50:44 PM
The bad news is that Philip hates you.

The good news is that no one on the GoF does.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on July 17, 2010, 11:02:17 PM
The bad news is that I HATE IT. o.O

The good news is I can understand math!
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ptyra on July 17, 2010, 11:05:34 PM
The bad news is that it only covers Sophomore-level..."stuff".

The good news is, someone actually simply walked into Mordor.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 17, 2010, 11:23:57 PM
The bad news is that the person had the One Ring, and was captured by COMPETENT villains, and Sauron got the One Ring and rose to power again, causing Middle Earth to fall to darkness.

The good news is that I found the cure to all diseases in the world.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on July 17, 2010, 11:25:21 PM
The bad news is when new diseases come, no one will be immune to any diseases and our population as we know it will dwindle.

The good news is I found a hat!
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 17, 2010, 11:26:13 PM
The bad news is that the hat, once put on your head, SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS AND SETS YOUR HEAD ON FIRE!!!

The good news is that I found a better hat. One that won't spontaneously combust.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on July 18, 2010, 12:58:02 AM
The bad news is that somebody put adhesive in the hat without your knowledge, and now you've gotta shave the hat and hair off :confused.

The good news is that mosquitoes are not at the top of the food chain.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 18, 2010, 01:03:55 AM
The bad news is that humans are not, either. Dragons were. (Wait, that would be good news, since that would mean dragons are real). So you know what, dragons weren't the dominant species. Amoeba were.

The good news is that I have never seen "Batman and Robin."

(I'm breaking the rules here, just because I had a funny response to this type of "good news" comment.)

The bad news is that I have to watch The Star Wars Holiday Special and Titanic - The Animated Musical AT THE SAME TIME!!

The good news is that after I watch these movies, Santa Christ came and wiped these movies from existence.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Serris on July 18, 2010, 09:48:26 PM
The bad news is that his price is he removes 2 of your favorite movies from existence.

The good news is that every member of the GOF gains powerful psionic abilities.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 18, 2010, 09:53:29 PM
The bad news is that we are all tormented by dreams of this clip from "Junior" (starring Arnold Schwarzenegger) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkRe_K-EjHU)

The good news is that I quit the GOF just before this horrible accident.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ptyra on July 18, 2010, 10:00:00 PM
The bad news is that you're the only one who can fix it.

The good news is, PETA finally gave in to their idiocy and acted became a nice, tame, lovable animal welfare group
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Serris on July 18, 2010, 10:36:58 PM
The bad news is that the ALF have resorted to even more violent tactics.

The good news is that it is now legal to make, publish and sell fan fiction.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Nick22 on July 18, 2010, 10:53:19 PM
bad news is the fan fiction is terrible
 good news is that my left eye is completely fized and i have sucessful surgery on my right eye so i don;'t need glasses
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 18, 2010, 10:55:51 PM
The bad news is that the surgery left you comatose, with no hope of ever regaining consciousness. Good luck living as a vegetable!

The good news is that I have absolutely no flaws whatsoever. I have become the ultimate being of all existence, defying causality itself to become A GOD!!
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on July 19, 2010, 04:20:22 AM
The bad news is, a lot of people* hate you for your flawlessness, and eventually one jealous lunatic shoots you.

*no one on the GOF, at least

The good news is, the chicken got across the road safely. :p
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: MrDrake on July 19, 2010, 04:25:03 AM
The bad news was that there was a hungry fox waiting on the other side of the road for said chicken :p

Good news is I just got the platinum trophy on Lego Harry Potter Years 1 - 4
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 19, 2010, 09:06:30 AM
The bad news is that I, with my god-like powers (if I have transcended causality, Pangaea, no one COULD shoot me, since I would not follow the laws of cause-and-effect), I turn your copies of LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4 into dust.

The good news is that the dust is actually diamonds, so you become rich.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on July 20, 2010, 12:30:04 AM
The bad news is, you inhale too much of the diamond dust and suffocate.


Quote from: lbt/cty_lover,Jul 19 2010 on  08:06 AM
The bad news is that I, with my god-like powers (if I have transcended causality, Pangaea, no one COULD shoot me, since I would not follow the laws of cause-and-effect), I turn your copies of LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4 into dust.
Well, then it’s another god who assassinates you. Gotta bring you down somehow. :p (And sorry; I wasn’t clear on what it meant to “defy the laws of causality”, and I interpreted “flaws” as in personality or physical flaws.)


The good news is, geneticists managed to insert electric eel genes into bats to create living, mosquito-seeking bug zappers. :p
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 20, 2010, 12:32:51 AM
The bad news is that the mosquito-seeking bug zappers have a tendency to attack people, and therefore have to all be put down.

The good news is that I'm happy.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ptyra on July 20, 2010, 11:14:04 AM
That bad news is that in precisely two hours, you won't.

The good news is, they finally found Mozart's remains.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 20, 2010, 11:48:07 AM
The bad news is that a very deadly disease was found with the remains, and this disease kills all the human population. Except for me, of course. I still don't follow the rules of cause-and-effect, so I can't be killed by anything. MWAHAHAHA!!

The good news is that I decide to save all the members of the GoF, so that none of us will be killed by the deadly disease.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on July 20, 2010, 06:47:51 PM
The bad news is that we're all in trauma because everyone we've ever known died around us, plus we're alone in wherever we happen to live in the physical world, and the internet will probably shut down due to lack of maintenance.

The Good News is, assuming the human race recovers, we'll be famous!
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Petrie. on July 20, 2010, 06:50:21 PM
The bad news is all the species that are reading about it in space are totally avoiding the situation. :p :rolleyes

The good news is we found a semi-working ship that can take us to join those other beings.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 20, 2010, 07:57:41 PM
The bad news is that no one can pilot it.

The good news is that I recently acquired a tie made of duct tape.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on July 20, 2010, 08:16:28 PM
The bad news is you leave it somewhere and when someone else finds it, they have no idea what it is and throw it away.

The good new is I am the President of the Swedish Fish Church.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 20, 2010, 08:17:48 PM
The bad news is that Swedish Fish are now made of poisons, so anyone who eats them will die.

The good news is that I ... am alive.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on July 20, 2010, 08:20:04 PM
The bad news is, you find out that life is just that, first your born, you live, then you die. THE END.

The good news is the old school Nick shows are back! :D And the crap like iCarly and those shows cease to exist.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 20, 2010, 08:24:19 PM
The bad news is that all the TVs in the world are destroyed by kids addicted to shows like iCarly.

The good news is that John Lennon and George Harrison come back from the dead, get together with Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr and start making awesome music again.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on July 20, 2010, 08:27:45 PM
The bad news is....THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

The good news is, someone has found a way to use a safe, renewable resource for cars that makes everyone happy.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 20, 2010, 09:01:16 PM
The bad news is that illogical politicians, in league with illogical automotive CEOs, have all these cars outlawed. Because they're illogical.

The good news is that books are awesome.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on July 21, 2010, 12:47:26 AM
The bad news is, they’re so awesome that I’ve acquired so many of them that my house is crammed for space :blink: (true fact).

The good news is, I invented a time machine and traveled back to see the dinosaurs. (I’ll bet anyone dollars to donuts what the response will be.)
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on July 21, 2010, 01:09:48 AM
The bad news is the time machine breaks and you are stuck in the time of the dinosaurs. Then...you get eaten.

The good news is I am a vampire slayer.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on July 21, 2010, 01:47:19 AM
The bad news is, you aren't trained to deal with other nocturnal monsters, and a pack of werewolves shows up. :blink:


Quote from: Rat_lady7,Jul 21 2010 on  12:09 AM
The bad news is the time machine breaks and you are stuck in the time of the dinosaurs. Then...you get eaten.
Yup, that's what I figured someone would say. :rolleyes:


The good news is, they're tame werewolves. :p
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 21, 2010, 02:06:44 AM
The bad news is that they are TWILIGHT werewolves. To make matters worse, you have been cursed by the Greek Pantheon to spend an eternity in a Twilight novel. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The good news is that I decide to release you from your curse.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on July 21, 2010, 02:16:20 AM
The bad news is, it’s still not possible to avoid Twilight references every time you bring up the subject of vampires and/or werewolves. :rolleyes

*RANDOMNESS ALERT*

The good news is, I taught an armadillo to speak! :P:
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 21, 2010, 02:40:21 AM
The bad news is that that the armadillo dies from a sudden heart attack.

The good news is that 1 + 1 = 2.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on July 21, 2010, 02:51:43 AM
The bad news is, I don’t know what makes that good news; :confused it’s more like neutral news, so I can’t come up with any bad news relating to it.

The good news is, marine biologists have made contact with a civilization of sentient squid in the deep ocean. :p
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on July 21, 2010, 02:59:53 AM
The bad news is that the squid have decided to take over humanity.

(PS - the good news about my previous post is that math still works!)

the good news is that I go back in time and stop the creation of the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on July 21, 2010, 03:08:38 AM
The bad news is, the Doctor appears and admonishes you for meddling with the time-space continuum, and forces you to put things back the way they were (because even though the SWHS is bad, it has an important place in the timeline).

The good news is, after conquering humanity, the squids' first order of business is to clean up the oil spill. :p
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on August 12, 2010, 10:20:46 PM
^That's pretty genius. xD

The bad news is the BP company is still at large. :p

The good news is they are making an epic win Lion King tv series based on what happened before Simba was born.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on August 13, 2010, 12:47:53 AM
The bad news is, because of the setting, Timon and Pumbaa aren't in it. :p

The good news is, the squid enforce strict regulations on BP's oil drilling methods to prevent future disasters. (I'm sorry; I'm a little dry on ideas now, but I love the scenario of squid taking over the Earth. :P:)
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: MrDrake on August 13, 2010, 02:28:33 AM
The bad news is....I have no idea on what that means! (Ha! Take that! :lol )

The good news is....I now work with Albert Wesker
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on August 13, 2010, 02:48:25 AM
The bad news is, squid shall smite you for not understanding their terms! :p

(Okay, I’ve had enough calamari for one day. :P:)

The good news is, my cat did not attack me today. :smile
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: MrDrake on August 13, 2010, 02:53:32 AM
The bad news, he's waiting till tomorrow for a more dangerous attack to well, attack you with....cursed ninja cats!

The good news is.....I wish I had the voice of Neil Patrick Harris
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on August 13, 2010, 05:47:47 AM
The bad news is that everyone goes deaf.

The good news is that all the actors who played James Bond team up to do a spy movie.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Valeron on November 04, 2010, 11:04:18 AM
The bad news is that Sean Connery dies mid-production.

The good news is that all Highlander-related material excluding the original movie disappeared forever.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on November 04, 2010, 08:50:30 PM
The bad news is that somebody else made a series out of Highlander...a much cheesier series.

The good news is that a new LBT movie will be made (wishful thinking, folks!).
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on November 04, 2010, 11:32:54 PM
The bad news is.....





The whole cast of characters, the plot, and everything else has changed and it's going to revolve around the yellow bellies!





The good news is, something that horrible would never happen to the series.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on November 05, 2010, 01:06:21 AM
The bad news is that Universal sold the rights of LBT to the Discovery Channel!


The good news is that they begin work on another sequel to Jurassic Park
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTFan13 on November 05, 2010, 01:12:01 AM
The bad news is they dropped it and decided to work on a movie about Kesha.

The good news is that the BP oil spill has FINALLY been taken care of.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Valeron on November 05, 2010, 08:19:18 AM
The bad news? OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT COMING FROM THE SKY?!?!?!!? *asteroid crashes and destroys humanity*

The good news is that we don't have to wrorry about the environment anymore.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTFan13 on November 05, 2010, 10:31:14 AM
The bad news is because the environment is already destroyed entirely.

The good news is.............................. okay I'm going to be unoriginal. Something good happened :D
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Valeron on November 05, 2010, 11:01:01 AM
I shall match your unoriginality.

The bad news is that their is bad news.

The good news is that I might go to Anthrocon 2011.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTDiclonius on January 02, 2011, 06:03:51 PM
The bad news is that it's closed. (Didn't know what that was, I"m just taking a guess :p)

The good news is you got a good grade in math.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on January 03, 2011, 01:04:45 AM
The bad news is that I will get a terrible grade in English.

The good news is, I have the Toy Story 3 DVD! :D
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Karmarsi on January 04, 2011, 12:23:03 AM
The bad news is they took too long to make it XD

The good news is my internet is fixed after two months :p XD
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTDiclonius on January 08, 2011, 12:55:26 AM
The bad news is you lost internet.

The good news is I got a new phone.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTDiclonius on January 08, 2011, 12:58:40 AM
Quote from: lbt/cty_lover,Jul 21 2010 on  01:40 AM
The good news is that 1 + 1 = 2.
Sorry about the double post, but i"ve got one for this.

The bad news is 2 + 2 = 4.

Epic huh? :p
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on February 22, 2011, 10:45:50 PM
Quote from: LBTDiclonius,Jan 7 2011 on  11:55 PM
The good news is I got a new phone.
The bad news is (assuming it's a cell phone), the model is already outdated. :P:

The good news is, Minnesota was not invaded by caterpillars last year. :p
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTDiclonius on February 22, 2011, 10:58:22 PM
The bad news is...they're here now. :p

the good new is I've just found something I've been looking for, for a long time.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ChaoticMistress on February 22, 2011, 11:03:56 PM
The bad news is that I was freezing cold after my shower.

The good news is that I smell better!  :lol:
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Nick22 on February 22, 2011, 11:26:55 PM
The good news is I start tennis next week
 The bad news is the winter is almost over
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on February 23, 2011, 12:13:56 PM
ChaoticMistress: Just so you know, you're supposed to respond to the good news the last person posted with bad news relating to that scenario, then post good news so that the next person can respond with bad news. ;)

Quote from: LBTDiclonius,Feb 22 2011 on  09:58 PM
the good new is I've just found something I've been looking for, for a long time.
The bad news is, it was underneath a pile of heavy things and is squashed flat. :p

WARNING: RANDOMNESS AHEAD.

The good news is, we have plenty of cheese. :p
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Serris on February 23, 2011, 02:28:40 PM
The bad news is that the cheese is spoiled.

The good news is that I can sort of start writing again.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Nick22 on February 23, 2011, 02:41:59 PM
the bad news is that its in German
 The Good news is that my job is going very well at the radio station.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on April 05, 2011, 12:13:11 AM
The bad news is, the power goes out and you can't broadcast.

The good news is, I wasn't pranked on April Fool's Day this year.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: vonboy on April 05, 2011, 08:59:34 AM
The bad news is, your college mates used that time to plan and perfect their evil dastardly tricks for next year :smile .

The good news is, I can start writing again as well.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on April 06, 2011, 01:24:39 AM
The bad news is, you're out of ideas :p.

The good news is production on The Three Stooges movie is set to begin next month :smile.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: vonboy on April 06, 2011, 10:32:34 PM
The bad news is, Rob Schneider is playing one of the Three Stooges. :lol

The good news is, I didn't get in a car crash last week. (I got in one two weeks :bang )
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Allicloud on April 14, 2011, 11:41:13 AM
Quote from: vonboy,Apr 6 2011 on  09:32 PM
The bad news is, Rob Schneider is playing one of the Three Stooges. :lol

The good news is, I didn't get in a car crash last week. (I got in one two weeks :bang )
The bad news is, you ran over someone instead

The good news is my Pleo is on its way.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: vonboy on April 14, 2011, 02:19:00 PM
The bad news is, it was shipped to your alternate address...in China...on overnight shipping...for $250 extra.

The good news is Futurama has been renewed again!
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTDiclonius on April 14, 2011, 05:10:32 PM
The bad news is, Bender's not gunna be in it. :p

The good news is I'm getting back into InuYasha again.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on May 03, 2011, 08:09:08 PM
Just in time for M Night Shyamalan to make a live action movie of it!!!

The good news is, I hate good news.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: vonboy on May 03, 2011, 08:26:38 PM
The bad news is, The news below is good news.

The good news is I'm almost done with college classes for this semester.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Strel on May 03, 2011, 10:52:34 PM
The bad news is you fail them all



The good news is poptarts
(Yep)
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTDiclonius on May 03, 2011, 11:21:56 PM
The bad news is they're bacon-flavored.  :p

The good news is only two mpre months of school left. :D
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Serris on May 04, 2011, 02:12:43 AM
The bad news is that they are the super tough weeks.

Good news, Cars 2 has been announced.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Pangaea on May 04, 2011, 05:11:59 AM
The bad news is, the Pixar short film preceding it is going to be about Barbie and Ken from Toy Story 3. <_<

The good news is, there are no Brazilian wandering spiders in our bananas :p (see story in “Tell us something about yourself” thread (http://gangoffive.net/index.php?showtopic=5274&view=findpost&p=9235326)).
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTDiclonius on May 04, 2011, 05:15:46 PM
The bad news is...THEY ARE NOW!!!!!!! :p

The good news is that there's good news. :DD
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: vonboy on May 04, 2011, 05:18:11 PM
The bad news is, it turns out to be bad news anyway.

The good news is I have me some Dr. Pepper again.  :DD
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Valeron on May 08, 2011, 07:07:53 AM
The bad news: It was poisoned.

The good news: I have the antidote
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: vonboy on May 08, 2011, 07:34:54 AM
The bad news is, It's too late. :cry

The good news is, I'm going to heaven. :angel
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Valeron on May 08, 2011, 12:10:26 PM
The bad news: Heaven doesn't exist.

The good news: You're not going to Hell.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: LBTDiclonius on May 08, 2011, 01:05:23 PM
The bad news is...you're going somewhere far worse.

The good news is, the place has cookies! :angel
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Valeron on May 08, 2011, 03:03:58 PM
The bad news: your statement is illogical, for no place worse than hell would have something as good as cookies.

The good news: You won't be spending every waking moment in the place worse than hell in horrible agony.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: kjeldo on May 27, 2011, 02:36:56 PM
The bad news: you will spend them in place far worse than the place that is far worse than hell,
the good news: rate of Obese people in america decreased by 60 %!
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Mama's Girl on June 20, 2011, 01:52:16 PM
The bad news is the cupcak industry is failing now

The good news is I found a cookie I forgot I bought!
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: vonboy on June 20, 2011, 02:06:23 PM
The bad news is, It's 3 months old and tastes like sawdust.

The good news is, you've got cake!
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Mama's Girl on June 20, 2011, 02:55:08 PM
The bad news is no milk

The good news is I have soda!
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: jansenov on June 20, 2011, 04:25:57 PM
The bad news is you have an ulcer, and can't drink soda because the expanding gas could rupture it.

The good news is you're alive.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: vonboy on June 20, 2011, 04:29:03 PM
The bad news is, not for long!

The good news is, at least it won't be painful.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Vilstrup on June 20, 2011, 04:40:10 PM
bad news... you're dead

good news.... you won't be alone
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: jansenov on June 20, 2011, 04:45:59 PM
Bad news is they're not human.

Good news is a black hole will not appear spontaneously.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: vonboy on June 20, 2011, 04:50:42 PM
The bad news is, Because a blackhole didn't appear, it caused a time paradox to occur. There WAS supposed to be a blackhole appearing at that exact moment. Now we've all been flung into an alternate reality where we're all ruled by giraffes!

The good news is, the giraffes are merciful.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Vilstrup on June 20, 2011, 04:53:16 PM
bad news.... the lions ain't merciful

good news.... we've got GUNS!!!
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: vonboy on June 20, 2011, 04:59:35 PM
The Bad news is, we're out of ammo!

The good news is, we've got Heavy Weapon's Guy!
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Vilstrup on June 20, 2011, 05:02:13 PM
Bad news... somebody touched his gun

Good news.... it was one of the lions
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Mama's Girl on June 20, 2011, 05:54:24 PM
The bad news is, even Heavey Weapons Guy is out of ammo

The good news is the lions don't have teeth
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Vilstrup on June 21, 2011, 02:51:52 AM
bad news... we got sucked into the ground
good news... we got back to our own reality
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ducky123 on June 01, 2013, 04:27:42 PM
bump!

Since it's so long ago I'll restart this :)

Good news: Fried Chicken are tasty.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Petrie85 on June 01, 2013, 05:03:27 PM
:: Blows all the cob webs and pounds of dust off this topic ::

Good News: We're Alive

Bad News: We're gonna die tomorrow.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StrutEggStealer on June 01, 2013, 05:57:40 PM
@Ducky: The bad news is, fried chicken will never be good enough

The good news is, YAAAY! It's raining!
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Petrie85 on June 01, 2013, 07:56:48 PM
Bad News It's gonna cause a huge flood

Good News: It's sunny
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StrutEggStealer on June 01, 2013, 08:19:00 PM
Bad News: Global warming!! :o

The Good News: school's out
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Petrie85 on June 01, 2013, 09:23:41 PM
Bad News: School stars in three months after the summer break

Good News It's windy
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: vonboy on June 02, 2013, 02:33:31 AM
Bad news is, It's windy because of a tornado, and your house is getting blown away.

Good news is, you end up in Wonderland.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: jansenov on June 02, 2013, 05:04:59 AM
The bad news is only a drugged mathematician can enjoy it properly.

The good news: cherries are almost ripe.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ducky123 on June 02, 2013, 06:14:18 AM
Bad news: They will be eaten by hungry birds

Good news: It's hot outside
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Petrie85 on June 02, 2013, 10:58:24 PM
Bad News: The extreme heat caused a huge drought

Good News: We found Treasure Island
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ducky123 on June 07, 2013, 08:33:17 AM
Bad news: there isn't a treasure at all

Good news: I'm very close to reach the'Ducky' member level :P:
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Dosu2Dinner on June 07, 2013, 09:22:57 AM
Bad news: I'm not...:'(

Good news: I've effectively finished school...
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StrutEggStealer on June 07, 2013, 09:46:41 AM
The Bad News: you still have to complete next year's semester.

The Good News: I love kittens!
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: jansenov on June 07, 2013, 10:36:25 AM
The Bad News: They grow up too fast.

The Good News: Encyclopedia Dramatica exists.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Amaranthine on June 11, 2013, 12:48:20 AM
The bad news is…what was the good news again?

The good news is, there will never be a world war III

Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Dosu2Dinner on June 11, 2013, 09:00:43 AM
The bad news is that's because we'll all be dead by then anyway.

The good news is its nearly(ish) my birthday.
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Ducky123 on June 11, 2013, 10:38:51 AM
The bad news is that you'll be ill on your very special day
The good news is that the Gang of Five is still an active and enjoyable forum
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Path Light on June 21, 2013, 11:01:44 PM
The bad news is that it was closed.
The good news is that I like to watch Extreme Dinosaurs.
 :lol
Title: Good News, Bad News
Post by: MurMur on June 23, 2013, 10:10:22 AM
The bad news is that no one else is interested in it.

The good news is that the Land Before Time characters are real.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Littlefoot505 on September 25, 2018, 02:18:38 AM
The bad news is that they've all been dead for tens of millions of years.

The good news is that Littlefoot X Ali will become canon
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Hypno on October 03, 2018, 07:54:19 PM
The bad news is that it's incest.

The good news is that the 30th anniversary of TLBT is coming soon.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Sneak on October 03, 2018, 08:08:18 PM
The bad news is that we won't see not only uncut movie but anything good from creators for 30th anniversary. :(

The good news is I have one-week vacations.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Littlefoot505 on October 03, 2018, 10:56:46 PM
The bad news is that it’ll be no fun at all

The good news is that I got a B in chemistry. :Mo
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: OwlsCantRead on October 06, 2018, 10:04:53 AM
Bad news: Horrible strep cough. Oh, and the medication is drowsy, which sucks too.

Good news: Multiple days off this coming week to hopefully recover from it.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: pokeplayer984 on January 22, 2019, 08:42:28 PM
Bad news: You have to work that many days extra the very next week.

Good news: You get one billion dollars!
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on April 28, 2019, 04:38:52 PM
Bad news: It subsequently gets stolen by your greedy, jealous brother.

Good news: You just graduated from university!
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on April 30, 2019, 05:08:34 PM
Bad News: You will spend the rest of your life paying off your student debt...

Good News: Christmas is now officially everyday!
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on April 30, 2019, 10:51:55 PM
Bad news: Say goodbye to all your money, as constantly buying presents for everyone soon bleeds you dry.

Good news: Littlefoot and his friends are alive and real and they live in my backyard.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 01, 2019, 05:01:28 PM
Bad News: Are you sure about that? turns off 3D Projector But keep dreaming pal, keep dreaming...

Good News: If we hold on together, our dreams will never die! :yes
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on May 01, 2019, 11:37:42 PM
Aww man! I so wanted that to be real. :cry

Bad news: Your dreams may never die, but you yourself are not so lucky. You get involved in a motorcycle accident and get hospitalized for a month.

Good news: You get to meet the idol of your dreams.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 02, 2019, 04:51:24 PM
Bad News: It was just a dream. After all, you were in a coma due to that motorcycle accident. Also, the hospital bill is too expensive. If only you had the money your idol had. (a bit of continuity there)

Good News: You invent your own time machine and decide to go back to The Land Before Time!
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Anagnos on May 03, 2019, 08:36:03 AM
Bad News: The time machine doesn't work as intended, and you are now stuck in the LBT universe forever!

Good News: You get to hang out with the gang forever!
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on May 03, 2019, 07:49:18 PM
Bad News: ...until a Sharptooth shows up.

Good News: You and the gang find a way to hide from the Sharptooth.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 03, 2019, 09:42:11 PM
Bad News: Unfortunately, you and the gang tumble down a very deep cave that was hidden by some foliage.

Good News: It's exploring time! Sky stones, beautiful underground structures, and minerals aplenty!
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: Anagnos on May 04, 2019, 02:52:22 AM
Bad News: Greed strikes the gang, everyone wants more than they get. You end up fighting with each other.

Good News: Ducky has learned from her past well, and is now the only one who is not greedy.  :)
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 22, 2019, 05:48:27 PM
Bad News: Ducky is the small and timid dinosaur of the gang, so she gets none to very little share that is found in the cave. :cry

Good News: The Good News, Bad News thread has been revived! :DD
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on May 24, 2019, 03:37:02 AM
Bad News: It is indeed revived, but Ducky is still sad that she never got her fair share. :(

Good News: But now that the thread is back, maybe someone can make it up to her somehow?
:Mo
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on May 24, 2019, 08:43:53 PM
Bad News: Nobody cares.

Good News: Ducky ends up finding an entire stack of sky stones in the cave anyway! :duckyhappy
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 03, 2019, 06:40:03 PM
Bad News: But all those sky stones don't mean much to Ducky because still nobody cares about her. :(

Good News: My cat is giving me kisses right now.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 03, 2019, 07:06:29 PM
Bad News: The cat is trying to find a weak point to inject you with a deadly parasite.

Good News: People are taking efforts to reduce plastic pollution around the world! :)
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 04, 2019, 07:00:04 PM
Bad News: Unfortunately the efforts aren't working. :(

Good News: A script for The Secret of Saurus Rock was recently found!
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 04, 2019, 07:09:48 PM
Bad News: The script was momentarily thrown into a bonfire. :oops

Good News: Some deleted scenes from the first Land Before Time movie has surfaced!
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 09, 2019, 07:53:51 PM
Bad News: They were uploaded on YouTube, but they were only available for a short window of time before a copyright strike took them down, before anyone had a chance to archive and save them. :anger

Good News: Earth has finally settled into a state of world peace.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 09, 2019, 08:37:15 PM
Bad News: World peace would soon cease to exist when aliens from another planet strike and enslave the entire human race. :(

Good News: The original person who uploaded the LBT deleted scenes on YouTube still has the original footage on his computer, and he will upload it on Dailymotion, another video site where copyrighted videos rarely ever get taken down or noticed. :D
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 20, 2019, 04:00:18 PM
I was originally going to say "Bad News: The Dailymotion site crashes the next day", but that seemed too obvious an answer.

Bad News: The poor guy subsequently has a stroke and is hospitalized before he has a chance to upload the scenes. Although he is eventually released from the hospital, his stroke caused him to completely forget about the footage.

Good News: The aliens from another planet are also advocates for world peace. :D
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 21, 2019, 08:16:43 PM
I'm resisting the urge to laugh at that bad news. What the hell is wrong with me? :lol

Bad News: The aliens accidentally spread an unknown disease that is contagious and infects the entire human race. Mortality rates are expected to be 99% unless a quick treatment or cure is found.

Good News: I hack his computer, copy the footage onto my computer, and afterwards I upload all the scenes to a file sharing website where everyone has access to the deleted scenes just by downloading them.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 23, 2019, 08:48:33 AM
It's okay. If someone else had posted that, I probably would've laughed too.

Bad News: You get sued by Universal for doing this.

Good News: Cera and I are friends again. I've forgiven her for that one time in the Corrupt a Wish thread where she charged at me and killed me, and she's promised never to do it again.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 23, 2019, 08:33:17 PM
Bad News: Cera dies during a thunderstorm one day when she gets struck by lightning. Apparently, her horns are pretty good lightning rods.

Good News: You become friends with Ducky! Yep, yep, yep! :duckyhappy
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 24, 2019, 01:00:03 PM
R.I.P. Cera. And I was going to post in her showcase too.

Bad News: Ducky is still upset over what happened earlier in the thread with her not getting enough underground stones and, despite me being her friend now, I don't know how to cheer her up.

(Couldn't think of a Good News item at the moment.)
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 24, 2019, 07:52:28 PM
Bad News: There's no good news.

Good News: Cera defies all logic and respawns in your backyard unharmed. :cerahappy
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on June 25, 2019, 11:09:21 AM
Bad News: I still don't know how to cheer Ducky up.

Good News: But I'm in a much better mood now because Cera's back.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on June 25, 2019, 09:19:13 PM
Bad News: Ducky is contemplating suicide after falling into a state of depression. :opetrie

Good News: There's still hope to snap her out of it though. :)
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 02, 2019, 10:59:16 PM
Bad News: Well I managed to cheer Ducky up, but now I'm the one who's feeling all depressed and suicidal. (I'm not actually; this is just for the thread)

Good News: Perhaps you can cheer me up?
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 02, 2019, 11:09:19 PM
Bad News: Eh, what can I do? No matter how much encouragement, love, and nice comments I write to you in an effort to cheer you up, I'm just a person behind a computer screen. Nothing can change that, and nothing can change your ever worsening depression. Try therapy perhaps?

Good News: Therapy was successful in curing your depression! :Mo
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 05, 2019, 12:07:31 AM
Bad News: Too bad the therapy sessions cost me a fortune. :(petrie

Good News: I'm preparing some delicious eggs right now.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 05, 2019, 09:22:53 PM
Bad News: You burn the eggs that you are cooking and inadvertently set your house on fire. You have no house insurance, so now you live by roaming the streets. Cold, tired, and lonely, you only have the rough but warm embrace of Cera the Threehorn to keep you company through this adversity in your life. Cera had thoughts of killing you again for this stupid mistake, but she can't stay mad at you this time. No, she must emotionally support you until the very end.

Good News: Well, would you look at that! Both you and Cera sing your troubles away with a childhood favorite! Sniff...that is so heartwarming. :cry

♫ If we hold on together...I know our dreams will never die! Dreams see us through to forever...Where clouds roll by...for you and I! ♫
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 07, 2019, 01:03:43 AM
Bad News: Well, singing together does help cheer Cera and myself up for one night. Unfortunately, it doesn't do much to change the fact that we're still just a homeless guy and his dinosaur wandering the streets.

Good News: Eventually I become famous for having a dinosaur companion, and one who can talk too. Enough for me to profit off the fame and pull myself out of my homelessness.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 07, 2019, 06:53:30 PM
Bad News: A bunch of crooks tricked you into coming to their "studio" where they "offered" you a TV show. Instead, they held you and Cera at gunpoint and forced both of you to cooperate with them, otherwise they'll shoot you.

Good News: Cera got the perfect opening she needed to catch the criminals off guard and trample them to death! Hooray, Cera uses her slaughtering skills for justice!
:Mo
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 12, 2019, 01:59:43 PM
Bad News: This gets the authorities back on our case for Cera's earlier murders that her and I had tried to cover up (as detailed in the Corrupt a Wish thread).

Good News: The TV show itself turns out to be a massive success! :cerahappy
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 12, 2019, 02:19:01 PM
Bad News: A strong solar flare knocks out the power grid around the Earth, so now everyone is forced to live like primitive cavemen. No more electricity, television, internet, air condition, nothing!

Good News: As for you and Cera, well...things have turned out absolutely fine in each other's company.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: UnionRags123 on July 15, 2019, 02:27:44 PM
Bad news: things were fine...until one day The Sharpteeth (original and “Meanest”) came (back)...and actually succeeded in getting some lunch in the Valley


Good News: Ali comes back to the Valley...without Rhett!
(I wish  :lol)
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 15, 2019, 08:53:43 PM
Bad News: Ali actually came to the Great Valley to slap Littlefoot in the face with her tail and tell him that it's over. She leaves the valley and walks away with Rhett, who was actually waiting outside for his new mate.

Good News: The Great Valley residents has discovered how to make fire.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: UnionRags123 on July 15, 2019, 09:30:53 PM
Bad news: Mr. Threehorn discovers it, tries to light Red Claw on fire, misses Red Claw, hits a grove of trees in the Valley, and burns all the green food in the Valley.
*cue another trip to the Big Water*  :lol


Good news: Cera apologizes to Littlefoot for her comment about Mama Longneck being stupid
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 17, 2019, 12:04:47 PM
Bad News: Littlefoot doesn't forgive Cera and tells her to **** off. :opetrie

Good News: A season 2 of TLBT is being released.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 27, 2019, 08:02:08 AM
Good news: Cera apologizes to Littlefoot for her comment about Mama Longneck being stupid
Bad News: Littlefoot doesn't forgive Cera and tells her to **** off. :opetrie

Nice one! I laughed pretty hard at that. Does that make me a terrible person?


Bad News: Season 2 of LBT comes out... and it's done entirely in CGI. :smile

Good News: I'm leaving for vacation in a couple days.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 27, 2019, 02:14:42 PM
No, not at all. Sigh...you're such a bad influence...

Bad News: I'll miss you! :(
Also, a random natural disaster will strike the area you will be vacationing in when you arrive there.

Good News: Temperatures have cooled down here significantly already for the past week, with highs in the low to mid 80s and nighttime temperatures actually being in the mid to upper 60s.

Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 28, 2019, 04:41:12 AM
Bad News: The temperature keeps cooling down further and further, until you get an unexpected "big freeze" in the middle of summer.

Good News: I'm looking forward to spending time in my aunt and uncle's swimming pool.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 28, 2019, 11:26:47 AM
Bad News: You drown. Nothing else really. :neutral

Good News: Every GOF member was somehow able to all meet up at one location in real life and have fun!
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on July 28, 2019, 12:35:15 PM
I was half-expecting you to say that I ended up getting stuck in the pool when the big freeze occurred, but I like your answer better.

Bad News: We all met up and had fun... then a tornado struck.

Good News: Not everyone died.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on July 28, 2019, 05:05:10 PM
Bad News: Not everyone died...but some did. The tornado has flown some people into lava pits, immediately incinerating them. Others were simply dropped to the ground and suffer major bone fractures and damage to internal organs. The rest of them were thrown into the ocean, either being rescued by the coast guard or never seen again depending on their distance from the shore. How the hell did the tornado do that? No idea, but it happened.

Good News: The people who survived returned to their normal lives and continue to post frequently on the Gang of Five forum.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on August 17, 2019, 09:19:38 AM
Bad News: I was one of the people who was killed by the tornado. It flung me into a volcano.

Good News: The Gang of Five forum still has enough members left to keep going.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on August 17, 2019, 03:55:50 PM
Bad News: Unfortunately, the server that runs The Gang of Five forum has run out of revenue due to the lack of paying members. As a result, the forum ceases to exist.

Good News: Heaven is real and everyone that died is currently living there. Did I also mention that there's internet and computers available as well?
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on August 31, 2019, 11:51:10 PM
Bad News: Unfortunately, the Gang of Five server still ceases to exist, even in heaven.

Good News: I'm tired right now from my 4-hour kayaking journey. Meaning I'll probably (hopefully) sleep good tonight.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on September 01, 2019, 02:00:33 PM
Bad News: Your insomnia strikes once again and you have another sleepless night. You're so tired that it is equivalent to being drunk on ten beers. You decided to drive to work for some reason and got into a car crash.

Good News: I get to see my friends again in school pretty soon.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on September 08, 2019, 10:23:21 AM
Bad News: Too bad you end up wrecking one of the school computers with a game of "Lose/Lose".
:PCera

Good News: At least you still have your friends.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on September 12, 2019, 03:18:59 PM
Bad News: I'm expelled from school for wrecking one of the school computers you mentioned with Lose/Lose.

Good News: StardustSoldier wins the Friendly Member Award! I'm so proud of you. :DD

Not yet, but soon.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on September 15, 2019, 07:04:23 PM
I'm actually fine even if I don't win it. Just knowing that you and a couple others voted for me is encouraging.

Bad News: My button machine is all smashed. :(

Good News: Your application is accepted and you get re-admitted to a different school.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on September 15, 2019, 09:16:24 PM
Bad News: I get expelled from that school as well, because I literally don’t care anymore.

Good News: You wrote an LBT fanfiction that somehow got made into an actual book for everyone to see around the world with huge success! :D
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on October 07, 2019, 08:52:53 PM
Bad News: I subsequently ran into legal trouble for officially publishing something that wasn't my intellectual property.

Good News: ...but it still got good reviews. :D
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on October 07, 2019, 09:16:40 PM
Bad News: That legal trouble costed you millions of dollars in damages, therefore stripping away any profit that you ever earned from the distribution of your LBT fanfiction.

Good News: You won the Friendly Member Award! (Seriously though, the tiebreaker vote is so one sided) :P
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on November 23, 2019, 11:34:33 PM
Bad News: Too bad I was only the runner-up... which I'm actually completely fine with, but I needed to put something here.

Good News: And you won an award too! Congrats! :DD
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on November 24, 2019, 01:57:40 PM
Bad News: The competition will be more stiff next year unfortunately. (But really, there’s no bad news).

Good News: You’re done with your client work and your LBT story is coming along nicely.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on January 07, 2020, 04:13:52 PM
Bad News: I'm behind on my next two LBT stories and drawings because I lost my motivation these past several days, although I hope to get myself back on track.

(Hopefully) Good News: As of this week, I'm making another attempt at conquering my nail-biting habit. Wish me luck!
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on January 11, 2020, 02:04:43 AM
Bad News: I’m all out of ideas for what I should put for bad news, so there’s a shortage of that! Well, that counts as bad news I guess.

Good News: It is finally the weekend, which means much more time for me to chat with you and Owls! :)
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on January 20, 2020, 10:41:16 AM
Bad News: I had a fever for the past few weeks, I did, I did.
:sducky

Good News: But now it finally seems to be gone. (fingers crossed)
:)petrie
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on January 20, 2020, 12:43:40 PM
Bad News: You went offline after I went online to see you. :(

But I know, you probably had something to do and you can’t be online all the time.

Good News: StardustSoldier has finally returned to the Gang of Five, and all of its members rejoice at this occasion! :celebrate
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: StardustSoldier on January 20, 2020, 03:28:51 PM
Thank you, thank you. *bows*

Bad News: Haha, whoops. Looks like we just missed each other there. I had time earlier this morning and so I wanted to clear out some of my forum topic notifications, but then yeah, I logged off right after to focus on some other things.

That said, I will likely still be kinda busy for the rest of the week, but I should have time to get caught up by this weekend.

Good News: I've been making good progress on my blog article work.
Title: Re: Good News, Bad News
Post by: ImpracticalDino on January 20, 2020, 09:21:21 PM
That’s great to hear Stardust, that your work hasn’t been affected too much by illness.

Bad News: Dang it, I missed you again! Oh well. I’ll be looking forward to the time we’re online at the same time. :)

Good News: I’m also catching up with school work, with the second quarter ending and a week break off from school.