The Corrupt a Wish Game.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1580 on:** August 05, 2018, 03:21:51 AM

Granted. A new Tesla project codenamed Elon Musk dies on Mars, while the company's CEO stays alive and well on Earth.

I wish I had a Nikon D850

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1581 on:** September 06, 2018, 06:05:25 PM

Ok guys, is my wish to have a Nikon D850 incorruptible?

RubberDucky · **Reply #1582 on:** September 24, 2018, 10:17:46 PM

Granted, but you accidentally drop it while taking pictures of the Grand Canyon.

I wish I had a pet horse.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1583 on:** September 24, 2018, 10:31:19 PM

^ Lol nice one. I was just at the Grand Canyon a few weeks ago.

Granted. Now say goodbye to any free time or extra money.

I wish I could hug Littlefoot and not get killed by any creatures.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1584 on:** October 22, 2018, 09:27:20 AM

Granted! He finds it SO awkward that he doesn't want to be around you anymore and demands you change your username.

I wish that I had a million dollars that was of real money and I didn't spend it quickly.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1585 on:** October 25, 2018, 11:00:56 AM

Granted. It’s in stocks that plummet in value overnight and you lose it all that way.

I wish I’d had a better birthday yesterday.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1586 on:** October 27, 2018, 03:42:04 PM

Granted, but it's SO slightly better that you don't even notice and think I didn't grant the wish at all.

I wish I could travel to a destination of my choosing.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1587 on:** October 27, 2018, 03:55:03 PM

Granted. You choose to travel to a remote island in the Pacific inhabited only by a headhunting tribe, and you can’t get off the island...

I wish the Translator Fails channel on YouTube would start doing LBT songs (this is the channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/malineka146 )

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1588 on:** October 29, 2018, 06:12:12 PM

Granted! They get Copyright Strike out of existence for doing it and YouTube never gets around to bringing the channel back, despite numerous complaints.

I wish for a real gun.

OwlsCantRead · **Reply #1589 on:** October 29, 2018, 06:31:00 PM

Granted! Here's a real gun! Where's the ammunition, you ask? What ammunition?

I wish that I could take advantage of sales more often...

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1590 on:** November 16, 2018, 06:28:49 PM

Granted! However, everyone else takes advantage of it and by the time you get to the register the sale is over and you have to pay the original price. So sad!

I wish for Pokemon Let's Go! to NOT bomb.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1591 on:** January 11, 2019, 03:30:01 AM

Granted. No terrorists hack the game to help with their attacks.

I wish I could travel anywhere I wanted to and money was no object.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1592 on:** January 21, 2019, 07:01:43 AM

Granted, here's a backpack with just the essentials. Nope, no plane. Now get hiking!

I wish for Cera to be real and alive.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1593 on:** January 29, 2019, 09:21:42 AM

Granted. She charges you and kills you.

I wish I was better at drawing.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1594 on:** January 29, 2019, 10:39:04 AM

Granted! You are now so slightly better that it's not noticeable and you don't think the wish was granted.

I wish my money wasn't stolen. (Yes, that actually happened to me.)

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1595 on:** March 02, 2019, 08:38:10 PM

Okay, since everything worked out for me... I'll make a new wish.

I wish for a new house.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1596 on:** March 25, 2019, 02:45:18 AM

Granted. You get an old dilapidated house that's condemned.

I wish my mother hadn't wrecked her car (yes that actually happened recently and is a big part of why I've been so inactive lately)

StardustSoldier · **Reply #1597 on:** April 15, 2019, 09:22:05 PM

Granted. Instead, it was you who wrecked her car.

I wish all of the Beatles were still alive.

Anagnos · **Reply #1598 on:** April 16, 2019, 02:29:22 AM

Granted.

I wish that my work wouldn't be such a burden on me right now.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #1599 on:** April 16, 2019, 08:29:40 PM

You didn't corrupt my wish though. You have to grant my wish, but in a way that makes it a negative thing.

I'll demonstrate with your wish. Granted, your work is no longer a burden... because you were involved in a serious car accident that leaves you hospitalized and unable to attend work, or do anything else for that matter.