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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Cancerian Tiger on September 15, 2009, 08:50:55 PM

Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on September 15, 2009, 08:50:55 PM
(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/Quirkster_photos/cera5.jpg)

Knock yourselves out :p!
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Pangaea on September 15, 2009, 10:18:35 PM
Cera (thinking): I had no idea my horn had nerve endings!
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Noname on September 15, 2009, 10:23:09 PM
OW! I don't like crab cakes anymore!

(220,000nd post!)
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Kor on September 15, 2009, 11:28:45 PM
Cera: "Looks like I caught Chomper's lunch."
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Noname on September 16, 2009, 03:01:19 AM
The crab was poisonous...

RIP Cera

Cera: I'm not dead!

Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on September 16, 2009, 05:40:02 AM
Welcome to this, the final of the Dino Wrestling Championship! OH NO! The Crabinator has Cera Threehorn in the fearsome Claws of Death griplock!! This is not going to be pretty folks! AVERT YOUR EYES...HERE IT COMES!!!
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Noname on September 16, 2009, 11:23:46 PM
When a threehorn's front horn is grabbed, it paralyzes them, like a Saiyan from Dragonballz!
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Belmont2500 on September 19, 2009, 01:53:29 PM
Cera:Ahhhhhhhhhh,son of a.
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Kor on September 19, 2009, 02:46:15 PM
Ducky (offscreen): "maybe that is his way of saying hello."
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Noname on September 19, 2009, 02:47:59 PM
Cera wasn't afraid of the crab... she was afraid of the bomb IN the crab.
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Almaron on September 19, 2009, 07:15:18 PM
Mr Thicknose: So, tell me again, how did this happen to you?
Crab: Help me doctor! It all started as a lump on my claw...
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Noname on September 19, 2009, 09:23:44 PM
Cera's attempt to make crabcakes fails as badly as it can...
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on October 07, 2009, 05:11:31 PM
Quote from: Littlefoot1616,Sep 16 2009 on  04:40 AM
Welcome to this, the final of the Dino Wrestling Championship! OH NO! The Crabinator has Cera Threehorn in the fearsome Claws of Death griplock!! This is not going to be pretty folks! AVERT YOUR EYES...HERE IT COMES!!!
The Crabinator! :spit  :spit  :lol

Cera's sad attempt at fetching Chomper's lunch for him...

Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: NeoGenesis005 on November 15, 2009, 02:27:31 AM
Nature Reporter:  As you can see a young tricera tops is trying to find breakfast...

Cera: (Snap!!!) OH DEAR GOD!!!

Nature Reporter:  However it fails miserably.
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Kor on November 15, 2009, 03:03:07 AM
Crab: "Engrave your horn, it's really cheap, and all the hot guy threehorns just love girls with engraved horns."
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Noname on November 17, 2009, 10:48:46 PM
The crab invasion has begun...
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: 2007excalibur2007 on November 18, 2009, 04:10:16 AM
[Crab incapacitated Cera]
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Noname on November 18, 2009, 04:45:19 AM
My zodiac sign has gone on the rampage!
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Pangaea on November 18, 2009, 05:18:34 AM
Cera's last day working at Red Lobster...
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Lillefot on November 18, 2009, 04:11:56 PM
Insert Metal Gear Solid ALERT sound here!  :lol
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Belmont2500 on November 18, 2009, 05:43:32 PM
*Cera passes out and the Crab holds both claws in the air*

  The Crab Wins
        Fatality
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Noname on November 18, 2009, 06:12:32 PM
Cera was pinched by a radioactive crab... she is now... Spiderthreehorngirl! Half-spider, half-threehorn, half-girl!
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on November 18, 2009, 06:25:08 PM
Cera: "Gahh!  How do those crazy humans catch these fiesty crabs?!"

Crab (while looking at Cera): "Live bait :p."
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Noname on November 18, 2009, 06:48:43 PM
Cera: Ahh! This is the largest crab I've ever seen!

Crab: (thinking) Wait until she sees my big brother...

(http://www.sardi.sa.gov.au/__data/assets/image/0007/82933/offshore_crust_GIANT_CRAB.gif)
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: 2007excalibur2007 on December 06, 2009, 12:34:09 AM
Enemy crab (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3e6Wy19jbo) attacked Cera at her weakpoint for massive damage.
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Paradise Bird on December 06, 2009, 12:55:14 AM
The Crab does not approve.
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Amaranthine on January 31, 2010, 03:30:11 AM
Cera gapes for awhile before actually responding to the crab by swinging it away.
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Noname on January 31, 2010, 06:42:09 AM
While Cera was fighting the hydra, Hera sent a crab to distract her. She eventually killed it, but the goddess put it up in the sky as a constellation which we call Cancer.
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: WeirdRaptor on January 31, 2010, 04:37:33 PM
FINISH HER!

The Crab Wins! Pinch-ality!
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Pangaea on January 31, 2010, 05:05:21 PM
The crab’s pinch didn’t actually hurt; Cera was just terrified that it would cut off her horn. :p
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on March 20, 2010, 05:39:00 PM
This is the result of Threehorns fighting crabs.
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: LBTLover1 on December 18, 2011, 10:38:19 AM
The crab pinches so hard...I'm sweating and crying at the same time.
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Ducky123 on September 25, 2016, 09:03:43 PM
Cera vs Crab, the winner will live another 65 Million years  :lol  (Crab wins)
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: Littlefoot505 on December 15, 2017, 05:45:49 PM
(https://s20.postimg.org/6tnmv06xp/cera5.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Here we have the reason why the Rocky Mountain West happens to be both a former seabed and a dinosaur graveyard.
Title: Cera Versus the Crab!
Post by: rhombus on May 02, 2018, 06:16:47 PM
Cera: "Where is Ducky when you need her?!"

(inspired by the fact that we now know that some hadrosaurs munched on invertebrates (https://www.newscientist.com/article/2148143-dinosaurs-that-seemed-veggie-also-ate-the-odd-bit-of-shellfish/) as part of their diet)