The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Cancerian Tiger on September 15, 2009, 08:50:55 PM
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(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/Quirkster_photos/cera5.jpg)
Knock yourselves out :p!
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Cera (thinking): I had no idea my horn had nerve endings!
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OW! I don't like crab cakes anymore!
(220,000nd post!)
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Cera: "Looks like I caught Chomper's lunch."
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The crab was poisonous...
RIP Cera
Cera: I'm not dead!
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Welcome to this, the final of the Dino Wrestling Championship! OH NO! The Crabinator has Cera Threehorn in the fearsome Claws of Death griplock!! This is not going to be pretty folks! AVERT YOUR EYES...HERE IT COMES!!!
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When a threehorn's front horn is grabbed, it paralyzes them, like a Saiyan from Dragonballz!
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Cera:Ahhhhhhhhhh,son of a.
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Ducky (offscreen): "maybe that is his way of saying hello."
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Cera wasn't afraid of the crab... she was afraid of the bomb IN the crab.
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Mr Thicknose: So, tell me again, how did this happen to you?
Crab: Help me doctor! It all started as a lump on my claw...
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Cera's attempt to make crabcakes fails as badly as it can...
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Welcome to this, the final of the Dino Wrestling Championship! OH NO! The Crabinator has Cera Threehorn in the fearsome Claws of Death griplock!! This is not going to be pretty folks! AVERT YOUR EYES...HERE IT COMES!!!
The Crabinator! :spit :spit :lol
Cera's sad attempt at fetching Chomper's lunch for him...
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Nature Reporter: As you can see a young tricera tops is trying to find breakfast...
Cera: (Snap!!!) OH DEAR GOD!!!
Nature Reporter: However it fails miserably.
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Crab: "Engrave your horn, it's really cheap, and all the hot guy threehorns just love girls with engraved horns."
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The crab invasion has begun...
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[Crab incapacitated Cera]
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My zodiac sign has gone on the rampage!
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Cera's last day working at Red Lobster...
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Insert Metal Gear Solid ALERT sound here! :lol
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*Cera passes out and the Crab holds both claws in the air*
The Crab Wins
Fatality
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Cera was pinched by a radioactive crab... she is now... Spiderthreehorngirl! Half-spider, half-threehorn, half-girl!
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Cera: "Gahh! How do those crazy humans catch these fiesty crabs?!"
Crab (while looking at Cera): "Live bait :p."
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Cera: Ahh! This is the largest crab I've ever seen!
Crab: (thinking) Wait until she sees my big brother...
(http://www.sardi.sa.gov.au/__data/assets/image/0007/82933/offshore_crust_GIANT_CRAB.gif)
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Enemy crab (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3e6Wy19jbo) attacked Cera at her weakpoint for massive damage.
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The Crab does not approve.
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Cera gapes for awhile before actually responding to the crab by swinging it away.
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While Cera was fighting the hydra, Hera sent a crab to distract her. She eventually killed it, but the goddess put it up in the sky as a constellation which we call Cancer.
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FINISH HER!
The Crab Wins! Pinch-ality!
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The crab’s pinch didn’t actually hurt; Cera was just terrified that it would cut off her horn. :p
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This is the result of Threehorns fighting crabs.
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The crab pinches so hard...I'm sweating and crying at the same time.
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Cera vs Crab, the winner will live another 65 Million years :lol (Crab wins)
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(https://s20.postimg.org/6tnmv06xp/cera5.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Here we have the reason why the Rocky Mountain West happens to be both a former seabed and a dinosaur graveyard.
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Cera: "Where is Ducky when you need her?!"
(inspired by the fact that we now know that some hadrosaurs munched on invertebrates (https://www.newscientist.com/article/2148143-dinosaurs-that-seemed-veggie-also-ate-the-odd-bit-of-shellfish/) as part of their diet)