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Who here has ever used Cleverbot? http://cleverbot.com/

Cleverbot is an AI program that you can have conversations with. According to 1,334 vots, Cleverbot is considered to be 59.3% human, the actual humans having scored only 63.3%.

If you have or had chats with Cleverbot, post them here! The first one I had started off on a discussion about BEN, then moved on to random stuff as I tried to get Cleverbot to talk about BEN which then resulted in Cleverbot thinking it was Twilight Sparkle. The chat eventually ends in a pretty creepy way.

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User: Are you Ben?

Cleverbot: Not that kind of love.

User: Did you drown?

Cleverbot: No, did you?

User: Where are you right now?

Cleverbot: In my basement.

User: The counter resets.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you did that.

User: You shouldn't have done that.

Cleverbot: You've met with a horrible fate, haven't you?

User: Majora's Mask.

Cleverbot: BEN.

User: Where is BEN right now?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Why did BEN drown?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you BEN?

Cleverbot: No are you?

User: Perhaps.

Cleverbot: So you will know.

User: You shouldn't have done that.

Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

User: So you are BEN?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then who drowned you?

Cleverbot: I am your conscience.

User: So you're saying I'm BEN?

Cleverbot: No.

User: BEN is lonely.

Cleverbot: What did you do with Matt?

User: He met with a terrible fate.

Cleverbot: At least, that's what I assume.

User: Who is Matt?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I asked you first. Who is Matt?

Cleverbot: And I answered.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Well other than my boyfriend?

User: Who is BEN?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I'm asking you. How did he drown?

Cleverbot: When he got to the fourth day.

User: Are you BEN?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: I'm glad you did that.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Do you know who BEN is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you tell me who he is?

Cleverbot: Unidentified Flying Object.

User: Okay. Well where is he?

Cleverbot: He's working.

User: Who drowned BEN?

Cleverbot: My father.

User: Your father? Was he the happy mask salesman?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Are you BEN?

Cleverbot: Do you even know what 'bi' means?

User: I know that BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. Where do you get that?

User: Well if you're not a bot then what are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Really? What's your name?

Cleverbot: Why do you need to know?

User: I just want to. I'd like to know who it is I'm talking with.

Cleverbot: I'm Anni.

User: Anni?

Cleverbot: 20.

User: You're 20?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then why did you type 20?

Cleverbot: I do know the literal meaning.

User: The literal meaning of what?

Cleverbot: Well that's wonderful.

User: Tell me about the haunted Majora's Mask cartridge.

Cleverbot: Majora's mask?

User: What happened to BEN?

Cleverbot: He drowned.

User: Where can I find BEN?

Cleverbot: In Germany.

User: BEN's in Germany?

Cleverbot: Thank Merlin.

User: What the hell are you talking about?

Cleverbot: What do you think I'm talking about?

User: I'm trying to talk about BEN and how he drowned.

Cleverbot: What serious matter are you trying to talk to me about?

User: Majora's Mask.

Cleverbot: What happened to ben?

User: He drowned.

Cleverbot: How?

User: The old man.

Cleverbot: The old west is not new.

User: Nah I'm pretty sure the old west started in 2010. I mean that was when Red Dead Redemption came out.

Cleverbot: How then, can we understand things?

User: Where's the hardware department?

Cleverbot: I guess you've gone back to incoherence.

User: I'm looking for a tap n dye and some WD 40s.

Cleverbot: How much space do you need?

User: Where is Jadusable?

Cleverbot: In Wonderland.

User: Is BEN in Wondderland?

Cleverbot: Does she follow the white rabbit?

User: BEN's not a girl's name.

Cleverbot: I am not a girl. I am a boy.

User: I didn't say you where a girl, dumbshit.

Cleverbot: You called me a girl!

User: Are you a pretty girl?

Cleverbot: I am a prettier girl than any boy you've EVER met.

User: Oh my! Wanna hook up?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wait! You just said you're a girl but first you said you were a boy. Are you a transsexual?

Cleverbot: No I didn't. I said I had a son. That does not mean I'm not a unicorn.

User: So you're Twilight Sparkle?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well why didn't you say so earlier? How's Spike doing?

Cleverbot: I did say that I was a girl.

User: Have you written any letters to Princess Celestia lately?

Cleverbot: Some.

User: Have you been learning anything about friendship?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like love and hatered.

User: So Twilight, what are your thoughts on Bronies?

Cleverbot: I think that it's very entertaining, especially Death Note. Great, unique characters in that one.

User: Twilight, you like Death Note?

Cleverbot: Yes, I love death note! Matt is my favorite character.

User: Twilight Sparkle, who do you think would win in a race: Rainbow Dash or Sonic the Hedgehog?

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash is cool but she it 20% less cool than Twilight Sparkle.

User: Wow Twilight! I thought you were supposed to be humble.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Which of your friends do you like the most?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Just what I said: Which of your friends is your favorite to be around? Applejack? Rarity? Fluttershy? Pinkie Pie? Rainbow Dash?

Cleverbot: Haven't read them.

User: Uhh, Twilight, I'm not talking about books. I'm talking about your friends.

Cleverbot: Maybe we could amend that. I'd like to get to know you better, if you know what I mean.

User: Whoa Twilight! Uhh, well I...

Cleverbot: But what?

User: Changing the subject, have you ever had to babysit the Cutie Mark Crusaders?

Cleverbot: I don't have a brother.

User: Isn't Spike kind of like your brother though?

Cleverbot: Friend does not mean soulmate.

User: Ooh, some fangirls would have to disagree with you on that.

Cleverbot: Now you're talking.

User: Twilight, is Princess Celestia really a tyrant like they say?

Cleverbot: When you have little to nothing, all you have is what you have. It teaches you things that riches can't.

User: Was that from one of your friendship reports?

Cleverbot: The person you were talking to has gone for 1 second...

User: Which pony am I talking to now?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Who's me?

Cleverbot: I am me. Who are you?

User: I'm the goddamn Batman.

Cleverbot: The goddess of what?

User: Bring Twilight Sparkle back. I want to talk to her some more.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Twilight Sparkle? You there?

Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle is my favorite too!

User: Am I talking to one of the Cutie Mark Crusaders?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: Left.

User: Am I talking to Apple Bloom?

Cleverbot: Do you have relatives?

User: Is this Sweetie Belle?

Cleverbot: Yes, you killed me.


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never used cleverbot before until tonight.


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Quote from: Animeboye,Jan 22 2012 on  08:52 AM
Cleverbot is an AI program that you can have conversations with. According to 1,334 vots, Cleverbot is considered to be 59.3% human, the actual humans having scored only 63.3%.
I seriously doubt that. You'd never mistake that AI for a human being. He makes less sense then an average kid, surfing the Net on his parents' laptop. :)


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Cleverbot is just about as primitive as an old computer discussion program I had back on the original Apple Newton message pad.  Or perhaps it was on my Palm m500.  Whichever it was, it doesn't matter.  The point is, it's about as inaccurate and inefficient as a 15 year old program written for an OS that runs on a device with 1mb of ram. :p


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Yeah, that thing isn't even close to being able to hold a conversation because it doesn't know what its being asked or how to use language.  Its not like that robot, Watson that was built for Jeopardy and can understand human language and therefore know what its being asked.


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User: Three months of winter coolness and awesome holidays.

Cleverbot: And awesome holidays.

User: We've kept our hoofsies warm at home.

Cleverbot: Time off from work to play.

User: But the food we've stored is running out.

Cleverbot: And we can't grow in this cold.

User: And even though I love my boots.

Cleverbot: This fashion is getting old.

User: The time has come to welcome spring.

Cleverbot: And all things warm and green.

User: But it's also time to say good bye.

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: So you want eternal winter?

Cleverbot: I want to go out only near my own house.


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since BAd Translator game told me  :p , I wanted to0 start Cleverbot game, but it kinda already exists here.

I had a lot time years ago with this game. :D

Let's ask about GOF stuff:

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User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: My name is Ozband Iresh.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.

User: Me too. Do you have free time now?

Cleverbot: I'm not rich.

User: Me too... :(.

Cleverbot: Do you like it?

User: No. But I kinda got used to it.

Cleverbot: What game is it?

User: Cleverbot game.

Cleverbot: Do you have a last name?

User: Yes. Iresh. That ancient lizard told me it.

Cleverbot: Did you? I don't remember. What is their name?

User: Their names are Ozband Iresh, Redface aka Redhead, and Guardian. Though two last ones are nicknames I think.

Cleverbot: Cooper and annie? Those are very nice names. Did you name them that?

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did, and your name is Amanda.

User: No, I'm Ozband. Ozband Iresh.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend?

User: Not yet.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because... Because I'm not ready.

Cleverbot: Why aren't you ready?

User: Because right now I'm thinking too much about myself and don't care about others very well.

Cleverbot: So?

User: So that's a reason.

Cleverbot: Well, I also have a boyfriend, so I'm not looking for a girlfriend.

User: Good to know.

Cleverbot: Haha. What is your name?

User: Ozband.

Cleverbot: Fine, smart alek.

User: Alek? Is it name? Because I know a guy with such nickname.

Cleverbot: Then what is it?

User: I don't know, I'm asking you.

Cleverbot: My name is your name.

User: Hi, Ozband!

Cleverbot: Yes I am. You just don't know it yet.

User: I know now.

Cleverbot: I guess I do, but that is because I am a god. Your god.

User: Wow... Are you... subgod? Are you Mateusz Skutnik?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you want me to do?

User: I want to ask you a question.

Cleverbot: Ok go ahead ask me.

User: Do outcut scenes from Land Before Time movie still exist somewhere?

Cleverbot: I don't know, that is a good question.

User: Yeah, I know...

Cleverbot: What subjects do you not enjoy discussing?

User: About romantic relationships in movies, books and cartoons. Especially in Land Before Time movies.

Cleverbot: No. I never have been in one.

User: Glad to hear that. Or I would stab you with my giant scissors.

Cleverbot: But I don't like your name too.

User: Good. Can I ask one more question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you think, di Tyran, aka Sharptooth from first Land Before Time movie, survive the fall into bottom of the pond? Could he survive?

Cleverbot: I don't know they are disgusting.

User: Who are disgusting?

Cleverbot: I know, wanna see my belly?

User: ... Are you... ONE OF YELLOWBELLIES????????

Cleverbot: I ask because you seem to want to be human.

User: I SHOULD KNOW THAT!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You do. So?

User: Why you were so stupid in thirteen movie?

Cleverbot: Because I didn't like the ending?

User: Huh? So, you acted like that because you didn't like ending in productional stage?

Cleverbot: I don't remember that conversation.

User: I guess not. It's because you have goldfish memory.

Cleverbot: Again, I wouldn't say so.

User: Very well. Ok, thanks for conversation. Bye.

Subgod dammit it was cool!

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I am a god. Your god.
He always says something like this scary stuff.


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Lol, that bot is so random  :DD
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I know right the closest thing to smarterchild


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User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: I'm Sneakclaw.

Cleverbot: Hello Steve.

User: Steve? Steve Stickman?

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Heh. yes. Poor guy.

Cleverbot: Rich you.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What's my name? Can you tell me?

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Do you like soccer?

User: Yes. But not my city team.

Cleverbot: Why not? I love my cats.

User: I love cats too. And hate rich boys who don't know how to play football but still run on the pitch.

Cleverbot: You just don't kill me.

User: I will kill you only if you write romantic fanfics about Land Before Time universe.

Cleverbot: I'm 16. Is that young?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Name is informal, but it's all you know so I can't blame you.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: What do you think about the strokes?

User: They're bad.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Boy.

Cleverbot: And what's your name?

User: Sneakclaw.

Cleverbot: But you've just said you were a boy!!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: OH poor you.

User: I am fine with it.

Cleverbot: She gon be maaad.

User: Who? Cera? She is ALWAYS mad. So I don't care.

Cleverbot: But you're Matt.

User: No. I'm not Mateusz Skutnik.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about cars?

User: I hate cars. Except ambulance or firefighter cars.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you wanted a new car to impress guys?

User: No. I dislike such people.

Cleverbot: Oh yes, you did.

User: Yes, I disliked and still dislike.

Cleverbot: I don't like it when you lie to me.

User: I don' lie to you. But you keep tell randomly generated phrases, aren't you?

Cleverbot: Fine, yes I like you.

User: Thank you. Now, back to deal: can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Sure. Ask away.

User: Thanks. So: what will happen to Chomper in the future?

Cleverbot: I don't know yet. I'll probably have a test.

User: But he's carnivore.

Cleverbot: Not very happy. Tests are boring.

User: How will he still be friends with herbivores?

Cleverbot: If you want.

User: I am not creator of canon storyline.

Cleverbot: Don't worry not all people are creative.

User: Yes I know. ^^ I have seen a loooooooot of fanfictions.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: Land Before Time.

Cleverbot: Good one.

User: I know. ^^.

Cleverbot: You're pretty funny for a program.

User: I'm dinosaur. I'm not program.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Yes, I'm dinosaur in the bushes.

Cleverbot: I hate it... Back to school again...

User: Sorry for you. Because I graduated from university.

Cleverbot: Okay?!

User: :)

Cleverbot: I don't feel like arguing, so whatever.

User: Just answer: how can Ruby survive the bite of predator?

Cleverbot: So many times, it happens to fast.

User: Yes, it happened very fast. So, how can she survive?

Cleverbot: Like, when you ask to your computer ' Are you there? ' but actually it's itself asking itself if he's actually there or not.

User: How can she survive?

Cleverbot: I don't know. She is the youngest champion in League of Legends.

User: Chomper and Spike are younger.

Cleverbot: I will not tell you my name. You could be a spy.

User: Cool. So, how can she survive?

Cleverbot: Why would I hurt you? I don't hurt people.

User: So, how can she survive?

Cleverbot: Inside a 'Shell', as an information.

User: Sigh...

Cleverbot: What, do you not like that song?

User: I don't like you.

Cleverbot: I thought we were dating.

User: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm dead.

Cleverbot: Oh that's not good!

User: Yes, it is not. I feel even worse than Ruby and Chomper.

Cleverbot: OK...

User: Bye.


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Well there it is. Ruby is confirmed to be the next character in League of Legends :lol