The Corrupt a Wish Game.

bushwacked · **Reply #1540 on:** August 04, 2014, 06:54:35 AM

Granted, but for some reason none of the dragons like you, and every time you get spotted they try to eat you.

I wish I didn't have a fear of balloons.

Serris · **Reply #1541 on:** August 10, 2014, 08:53:41 PM

Granted.

You now have a fear of cotton candy.

I wish I was better in math.

Ducky123 · **Reply #1542 on:** August 11, 2014, 08:44:41 AM

Granted, but now everybody you know considerd you a nerd.

I wish the days were twice as long

vonboy · **Reply #1543 on:** August 11, 2014, 08:47:58 AM

Wish Granted. You know have to go to school 16 hours a day.

I Wish my AC get's fixed today.

Nahla · **Reply #1544 on:** August 11, 2014, 05:58:46 PM

Granted,but it blows out hot air only.

I wish my kitten would stop getting yarn all over the house making me need to go pick it all up every 10 minutes.

bushwacked · **Reply #1545 on:** August 11, 2014, 06:07:20 PM

Granted. Instead, your kitten learns how to knit, and starts using the yarn to make hundreds of little kitten jumpers.

I wish I could go to space.

The Chronicler · **Reply #1546 on:** August 11, 2014, 10:12:22 PM

Granted. Too bad you forgot your spacesuit, which means you now have only seconds to live.

I wish I could stop waking up so late in the morning, so I could have more time to do things each day.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #1547 on:** August 21, 2014, 06:12:25 AM

Granted. You can never go to sleep again.

I wish that openable, non-corrupted, non-password-protected, non-infected PDFs of William Shakespeare's missing plays Cardenio and Love Labor's Won will appear in the Documents folder of the non-networked computer sitting in my drawing room.

Nahla · **Reply #1548 on:** August 21, 2014, 07:50:53 AM

Granted,but they are in a foreign language you don't understand and can't be translated.

I wish I would win the 70 million dollar lotto draw.

vonboy · **Reply #1549 on:** August 21, 2014, 08:17:39 AM

Congratulations,you've won! Only catch is, 70 million other people won as well. Well, enjoy your dollar! Oh, yeah, it's taxed too, so enjoy you're 50 cents!

I wish I was a good Lets-Player.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1550 on:** July 13, 2015, 12:55:37 AM

Granted, but you get hit by SO many copyright complaints that you can't even make a back up channel.

I wish I had a better job than the one I do now.

Nahla · **Reply #1551 on:** July 13, 2015, 02:48:17 AM

Granted, but you work 365 days a year from dawn to dusk.

I wish I had a pet tiger.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1552 on:** July 13, 2015, 04:34:28 PM

Granted! It's hungry and you're looking VERY tasty!

I wish I had the ability to swallow large things whole.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1553 on:** February 19, 2018, 10:38:07 AM

Bumping it after 2 1/2 years. Is my wish to swallow large objects uncorruptable?

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1554 on:** February 19, 2018, 10:56:24 AM

Nope. Granted, but once you swallow something large enough, your stomach will burst and you'll die.

This one should be easy to corrupt:
I wish I could get myself a car!

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1555 on:** February 23, 2018, 03:00:59 PM

Granted! It's a used car and once you take it out of the lot it breaks down and there's no refunds.

I wish I had a pet cat.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1556 on:** February 23, 2018, 05:18:03 PM

Granted. Now enjoy being scratched and bitten constantly.

I wish I could get myself the exact car I want (which is a pretty reliable one, a Subaru Forester) and it never gives me any trouble, and even if it did, the dealer gave me a lifetime warranty. Now it's a little bit harder to corrupt, isn't it?

vonboy · **Reply #1557 on:** February 23, 2018, 05:34:07 PM

Let's see... you're car get's hit by an 18 wheeler as you roll off the lot, on the same day that your dealer went out of business. Good luck getting a replacement in the bankruptcy!

Hmm, I'd actually wanna know what longneck steaks taste like.

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #1558 on:** February 23, 2018, 06:02:45 PM

Granted. You just killed Dara and you're about to feast on her. Oh wait a minute, I think I see Doc approaching...

I wish for a car with all the previous conditions and that I never wreck it, and that the dealer never goes out of business. Now try and corrupt THAT!!

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1559 on:** February 25, 2018, 11:46:59 AM

Granted! It's stolen as soon as you get it home and the police NEVER find it or the thief.

I wish Ducky was real so I can hug her.