(A group of noisy students are heard in the background as Ducky comes in the scene)
"Good morning class!"
(the noisiness continues)
"Good morning class!"
(no avail)
"CLA-ASS!"
(again, no avail)
"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!"
(Finally, dead silence!)
"Thank you. As you know, your regular teacher, Mr. Thicknose, is out of the Great Valley temporarily. However, he does send out his love...err, and wisdom...to all of you kids. I am your substitute teacher, Mrs. "YepYepYep!" Ducky."
(crowd bursts into laughter and start chatting constantly)
"Class!"
(students still continue talking)
"CLA-ASS!"
(again, no avail)
"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
(class once again turns dead silent)
"Thank you. Young spiketail, give me that knife!"
(a knife appears out of nowhere, and Ducky retrieves it)
"Thank you. Now class, you all know me, so let us find out who you are!"
(students start chatting...again)
"Class!"
(no end in sight)
"CLA-ASS!"
(certainly none)
"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
(Almost dead silence)
Off-screen voice: Geez, how loud can she get?!
"Thank you. Now class, Mr. Thicknose has informeded me that your assignment for the last two months has been to write an essay, entitled "How I Spent My Summer Vacation". Who would like to read their essay before the class?"
(*sigh* Here we go again...)
"Class!"
(This will never end...)
"CLA-ASS!"
(Or will it?)
"NOW, SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
(Whew!)
"Thank you. Young flyer in the first row, stand up, state your name, and read your essay!"
"Err...who, me?"
"Yes. Read your essay, please."
"But...me no have it done yet!"
"Well, read what you have!"
"*sigh* OK."
(Petrie pulls out a piece of paper and starts to read. While he reads, the students start chatting.)
"First day of summer vacation: Me woke up, fly downtown to look for job, then hung out in front of drugstore. Second day of summer vacation-"
Off-screen voice: Hey teach!
"-me woke up, fly downtown to look for job-"
Off-screen voice: Teach, I gotta go potty!
"-then hung out in front of drugstore."
Off-screen voice: Ducky, I need to go!
"Third day of summer vacation-"
"Um, that is enough, it is, it is."
"-me woke up, fly downtown to look for job-"
"You are done, aren't you?"
"-and finally got one! Know what it is? Keeping people from hanging out in front of drugstore! *chuckles*"
"HEL-LOOO?"
Off-screen voice: Teach, please?!
"Fourth day of sum-"
"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
(afterwards, dead silence)
"Thank you. Now class, I have a surprise for you."
(Ducky pulls out a book)
"I'm going to read you some poems from this lovely book of poetry!"
(Ducky clears her throat and begins reading, while most of the students start falling asleep)
"A sunset is a beautiful glance
To help serve up a lovely romance
Two flyers watch it set with glee
And-um, class?"
(Not easy to wake up, are they?)
"CLA-ASS!"
(Are they dead or something?)
"WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
(Alas, they awake!)
Off-screen voice: I still need to go!
