The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: MurMur on May 04, 2013, 10:47:48 AM
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(https://image.ibb.co/e8Rqja/Topsyisshocked_zps2fe8c5f6.jpg)
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He just realized Longneck's saved the world. Cue heart attack in 3... 2... 1...
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:spit :spit :spit :spit :spit :spit :spit :spit :spit :spit :spit :spit :spit :spit :spit :spit :spit :spit :spit :spit
Toppsy: "No, that can't be true... GOBBLERS!!!"
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He saw Cera's horns finally grow in.
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Shocked that Topsy will be seeing humans for the Later LBT/Humanization Series.
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Cera: Daddy?
Topps: Yes dear?
Cera: Where do babies come from?
Topps: (shocked expression)
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Pterano's returned to the Valley!
Topsy: FFFFFFFFUUUUU
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Grandpa Longneck: The Old One has told us that she has decided to relocate her herd to the Great Valley.
Grandma Longneck: Yes. It looks like there will soon be many more longnecks around here.
Topsy: (makes shocked expression)
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Topsy just read the most liked characters list..and he is not among them.
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He sees Chomper is 50 times more popular among fans than he is.
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Doctor (putting on gloves): "Mr. Threehorn, I need to check your temperature."
Mr. Threehorn: "Uhh, what are you gonna do with that long shiny stick?"
Doctor: "Check your temperature."
Mr. Threehorn: "Yes, yes, but where are you gonna put that?"
Cera: "Daddy, remember the show on Animal Planet where the elephants got theirs checked by the vet?"
Mr. Threehorn (:huh:... :blink:... :o): "Oh, hell no!"
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*Topsy breaks wind very loudly*
Tria: "Oh Topsy! Excuse yourself! And in front of the girls too!"
Topsy: "I....I erm....
*Cera and Tricia hide away in some long grass and laugh themselves silly!* :lol:
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My human OC Josh: You suck Mr Three horn! Your an insufferable old fart! You dare call yourself Cera's dad! I'd make a better dad for her then you ever would!
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He saw the final episode of Freeman's Mind finally coming out. I share his feelings.
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Cera: Dad, I have a boyfriend.
Topsy: (Makes face like in picture)
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^ Continuation
Topps: "Who... who is it?" *makes this face*
Littlefoot: "Hello, Mr. Threehorn."
*Topps faints*
Cera: "Daddy?!"
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Topsy: Wait, did the producers just make me say that a Longneck was right in Film V?????? (Makes expression like in picture)
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Topi ( the dad of my OC Bambo) ruins Topsy's ending to his crappy standing tough song.
Topsy: # I'm standing tough. You don't like it?....#
Topi: Tough!
Topsy: Hey! Thanks for ruining that you son of a Sharptooth!
Topi: :lol
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Cera: "Did you hear, they are doing a 14th movie."
Topsy: "what after so long?"
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Cera: I'm going off to the Mysterious Beyond to see if I can get eaten by a Sharptooth.
Topps: Have fun.
Tria: Don't be late.
(Sometime later)
Topps: (Realization) (Makes face like that)
Guess which movie the first part above was from?
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Cera: I'm going off to the Mysterious Beyond to see if I can get eaten by a Sharptooth.
Topps: Have fun.
Tria: Don't be late.
(Sometime later)
Topps: (Realization) (Makes face like that)
Guess which movie the first part above was from?
LBT 12
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Very good. :)
Topps just saw Chomper's older brother Path Light. :lol :lol
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RIMMER: STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YA PREHISTORIC PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!!!
Topsy: I beg your pardon!?
Yeah I'm a Red Dwarf fan.
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He gets an anonymous phone call.
"I just called... To say... I HATE you... I just called to say how much I want to kick your a***... And I mean it from the bottom of my heart!"
Topsy: :wow
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^Awesome Stevie Wonder parody. :lol
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^Awesome Stevie Wonder parody. :lol
Great thanks:) I had a gut feeling you'd enjoy it most.
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His terrible three horns are the best, is interrupted by this guy. (https://youtu.be/X6ia-7NPAMM?t=27)
Topsy: Do you mind I'm trying to sing a song here!
The guy gives a v sign (sticks up his middle and index finger, the British equivalent of giving the finger ) at Topsy.
Topsy: :wow
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Topsy's reaction about his lack of appearance in the 14th film.
(he might get written out since his acting buddy died almost 3 years ago)
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Peter Kay say this to him. (https://youtu.be/M4WTSLJRZUo?t=2886)
Note this is quite a rude one..... But it feels soo good imagining this happening to Topsy:D
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Topsy: What do you mean threehorns aren't the best?
Kosh: I say what I mean and mean what I say; are you THAT stupid you can't understand a simple statement?
Topsy was shocked at the clubtail's comment.
Kosh: Just what I thought; you're as dumb as a sharptooth.
(it implies that sharpteeth are stupid; except for Chomper)
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Peter Kay talks back to him again :D (https://youtu.be/GehiUTFKyYI?t=2514)
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He just read some very rude anonymous hate mail reading. "Dear Topsy. F******************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** with a fast biter claw."
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Topsy: "They changed Littlefoot's voice again? I just had almost gotten use to his former voice."
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He got yet more anonymous hate mail reading "If you endanger Cera like you did in the 3rd movie again... I'll hack off both your horns.. And stick em up your a*** hole!
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Topsy calm down, it's just Piccolo for goodness sake! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0uVEDZVgtg)
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This is Topsy's reaction to listening to the same song over and over again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0) :bang :bang :x :x :slap
Topsy: For the sake of my sanity; PLEASE stop playing THIS song.
Cera: I agree with you, Dad; this song does get annoying.
(no offense to anyone who likes this song; but, I hate it; I think this is how Topsy would react if he ever had to listen to the same song over and over again)
:)littlefoot x(cera
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Tria: Topsy dear, could you please go and get me more fermented sweet bubble juice. It's darn hot out here I'm sweltering.
Topsy: But Tria you can't drink fermented sweet bubble juice..
Tria: Why the heck not?
Topsy: Well... Your carrying an egg.
Tria: What? Oh that was... I had gas. I still have it..
* she lets out a big fart and Topsy's jaw drops like in shot*
Tria: There's your egg. Now go and get me something to drink.. Please....
If you can get the reference I'll give you a prize
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Topsy: Cera how dare you kiss LittleFoot like that.
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Topps has just finished reading all these fanfics about relationship between his lovely daughter and that damn flat-headed longneck.
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Topsy: Wow that sharp tooth ripped that other one in half.
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The Seven hunters (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9990125/46/The-Seven-Hunters) : Topsy just put two and two together. :exactly
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Topsy: Wow I just got away from the sharptooth
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Topps can't believe he has just danced spinning ballet with poleaxe.
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Cera: Dad, I have a boyfriend.
Topsy: (Makes face like in picture)
^ Continuation
Topps: "Who... who is it?" *makes this face*
Littlefoot: "Hello, Mr. Threehorn."
*Topps faints*
Cera: "Daddy?!"
:lol :lol :lol
loooooool
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Topps can't believe Half Life 3 is coming.
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He just found out how much I hated him as a child.