Never piss off.

[Pangaea]

Chomper98: You're supposed to describe what the subject of the last person's post will do, then submit only the name of your own subject so that the next poster can describe their reaction.

Never piss off an Eagle Owl

It will hit you with the force ofóso I've heardóa flying two-by-four with eight large nails sticking out of it.

Never piss off a chicken.

[Ptyra]

Those things have spurs that will hurt like no tomorrow

Never piss of a penguin

[Belmont2500]

Or you'll end up with a phobia of them when said Penguins are done with you.


Never piss off a Black Widow spider.

[pokeplayer984]

They will poison you and you'll likely die before you get to a hospital.

Never piss off a PTC mod.

[Serris]

^ - What is a PTC Mod?

Assuming "PTC" is a forum....

Moderators have the power to hand out infractions and bans.

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Never piss off someone with a CCW.

[F-14 Ace]

^ - What is a PTC Mod?

Assuming "PTC" is a forum....

Moderators have the power to hand out infractions and bans.

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Never piss off someone with a CCW.

That's a good way to end up in a morgue.  Or in a hospital if you're fortunate.

Never piss of Spock.

[Ptyra]

He'll give you a Vulcan mind-meld of a life time after telling you how illogical you were.

Never piss off a tired person

[bushwacked]

They'll snore in your face then punch you when they wake up.

Never piss off Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[The Anonymous Person]

He'll shoot you down.

Never piss off school teachers, particularly the math teacher.

[Serris]

They can ruin your chances of getting into a good college.

Never piss me off.

[The Anonymous Person]

Everything just goes downhill from there.

Never piss off the people at Publishers Clearing House.

[vonboy]

They'll come to your house with an eviction notice and 5 paternity suits, just for kicks.

Never piss me off. (Since Serris said the same thing. )

[The Anonymous Person]

What I previously said.

Never piss off any people with ADHD, particularly my cousin!

[F-14 Ace]

Never piss off any of the women from a Carrie Underwood song.

[Littlefoot505]

They'll destroy your pretty little souped-up 4WD.

Never piss off Topsy (the LBT character, not the circus elephant)


And just to clear something up:

Moderators have the power to hand out infractions and bans.

Actually, as a forum mod, I can give out infractions and edit people's posts, but I can't ban anyone.

[f-22 "raptor" ace]

He'll start babbling about tiny longnecks


Never piss off Werner from the Darwins Soliders rp