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« on: August 11, 2013, 01:18:03 pm »


So yes. The item on your left and on your right.. Would you survive?

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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2013, 02:05:02 pm »
A cushion and a shoe. Doesn't seem likely that I'd survive  :lol  Unless I used the cushion to lull the zombies to sleep.

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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2013, 12:12:23 am »
Let's see...my cell phone and a pair of dragonfly earrings on my left, and a mason jar with a hard plastic straw, a now empty bowl, and a fork on my right.

Hmm...

Chances could be good.  I'd use the light from my cell phone on my earrings to blind them, poke their eyes out with my straw, bust them over the heads with my mason jar, and feed their brains to each other with the bowl and fork.  Yup...good chances :lol.

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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2013, 02:20:21 am »
Hmm a bowl with a fork and a USB mouse? Not too shabby. The fork would be a mediocre piercing weapon, but I'd have to get within biting distance. With the right manipulation, I can turn the bowl and the mouse into a slinging weapon. The bowl is heavy enough that with the right amount of force could cause blunt trauma and the length of the USB cord would extend my reach, making it safer to attack with. Or I could use it as a blunt weapon, but I'd have to be careful and quick about it. I'd say my odds could be better.

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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2013, 11:52:54 am »
Drat, I've got a couple of books on my left and my phone and yet ANOTHER book on my right...
I could either call for help or beat their brains out with the two hardbacks :lol

...hey one of the books is Peter Pan, think they'd be interested in a bedtime story?

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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2013, 12:02:04 pm »
Not sure maybe but I'd use a machine gun and kill all of them.

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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2013, 03:03:13 pm »
Hmm... A trash can and some 'Scrubbing Bubbles' spray. I could survive by blinding the zombies with spray and beating their brains out with the can.

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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2013, 06:15:52 pm »
A laptop charger and a mattress? Depends if I could make use of them...

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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2013, 07:11:47 pm »
Why don't you people use guns something that will kill them.

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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2013, 07:48:48 pm »
^ With all due respect, please read the original post. They have to use whatever items happen to be to the immediate right and left of them at the moment.

Let's see…to my left is a laptop on a cushioned lap desk, and to my right is a GRE book sitting on top of my youngest brother's art album.

Hmm…

I suppose I could use the lap desk as a shield while I mesmerize the zombies with YouTube videos…I could probably scare some away with the prospect of having to study for a GRE :P: …and if the zombies have any rudimentary respect for art, then I could probably show them my brother's cool drawings and they'd be too fascinated by them to attack.

(For the record, I don't take zombies very seriously, but this game is fun anyway. :p)



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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2013, 11:43:04 am »
Plushies on both sides?!? I'm a dead man  :cry
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« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2013, 09:40:36 pm »
Hmmm..... An ink pen and a folder of graded exams.  Unless the zombies are afraid of endocrinology, it's not looking good for me.


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« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2013, 11:07:53 am »
Hmm... A black fine liner pen and an old laptop I was supposed to be rebuilding. Well if a couple of bashes with the old laptop doesn't do it, guess I'm gonna have to go stabby-stabby with the fine liner.

I'M GOIN' FOR THE EYES!!! :lol  :DD

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« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2013, 05:59:09 pm »
Quote from: Ducky123,Aug 13 2013 on  10:43 AM
Plushies on both sides?!? I'm a dead man  :cry
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« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2013, 02:03:13 am »
to my left is a garbage can
 to mt right is a chair
 well i can stuck the can their heads and wack them with the chair
 so as long as there are not say 50 of them, i could make it.
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« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2013, 02:19:12 am »
Lemme see...sword...and... other sword.

Probably okay for a while.

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« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2013, 12:45:32 am »
A pair of scissors on my right and a knitting loom with yarn on my left.

Perhaps if I knit them horrible Christmas sweaters and give them the worst haircuts ever, I'll scare 'em off :lol.

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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2013, 01:27:17 am »
My Gerber Icon knife with a 4 inch long folding blade on my right and a metal lamp post on my left.

Not liking my chances but it's better than bare hands.

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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2013, 01:29:52 am »
a box of thumbtacks and a briefcase.. eh i'm better off running for my life
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« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2013, 10:05:32 am »
A cup and a bunch of papers...
Maybe I'll just sit in the corner and wail