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Cera Versus the Crab!
« on: September 15, 2009, 08:50:55 pm »


Knock yourselves out :p!

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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2009, 10:18:35 pm »
Cera (thinking): I had no idea my horn had nerve endings!



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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2009, 10:23:09 pm »
OW! I don't like crab cakes anymore!

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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2009, 11:28:45 pm »
Cera: "Looks like I caught Chomper's lunch."

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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2009, 03:01:19 am »
The crab was poisonous...

RIP Cera

Cera: I'm not dead!


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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2009, 05:40:02 am »
Welcome to this, the final of the Dino Wrestling Championship! OH NO! The Crabinator has Cera Threehorn in the fearsome Claws of Death griplock!! This is not going to be pretty folks! AVERT YOUR EYES...HERE IT COMES!!!

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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2009, 11:23:46 pm »
When a threehorn's front horn is grabbed, it paralyzes them, like a Saiyan from Dragonballz!

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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2009, 01:53:29 pm »
Cera:Ahhhhhhhhhh,son of a.
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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2009, 02:46:15 pm »
Ducky (offscreen): "maybe that is his way of saying hello."

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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2009, 02:47:59 pm »
Cera wasn't afraid of the crab... she was afraid of the bomb IN the crab.

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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2009, 07:15:18 pm »
Mr Thicknose: So, tell me again, how did this happen to you?
Crab: Help me doctor! It all started as a lump on my claw...

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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2009, 09:23:44 pm »
Cera's attempt to make crabcakes fails as badly as it can...

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« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2009, 05:11:31 pm »
Quote from: Littlefoot1616,Sep 16 2009 on  04:40 AM
Welcome to this, the final of the Dino Wrestling Championship! OH NO! The Crabinator has Cera Threehorn in the fearsome Claws of Death griplock!! This is not going to be pretty folks! AVERT YOUR EYES...HERE IT COMES!!!
The Crabinator! :spit  :spit  :lol

Cera's sad attempt at fetching Chomper's lunch for him...


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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2009, 02:27:31 am »
Nature Reporter:  As you can see a young tricera tops is trying to find breakfast...

Cera: (Snap!!!) OH DEAR GOD!!!

Nature Reporter:  However it fails miserably.

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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2009, 03:03:07 am »
Crab: "Engrave your horn, it's really cheap, and all the hot guy threehorns just love girls with engraved horns."

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« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2009, 10:48:46 pm »
The crab invasion has begun...

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« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2009, 04:10:16 am »
[Crab incapacitated Cera]

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« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2009, 04:45:19 am »
My zodiac sign has gone on the rampage!

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« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2009, 05:18:34 am »
Cera's last day working at Red Lobster...



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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2009, 04:11:56 pm »
Insert Metal Gear Solid ALERT sound here!  :lol
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