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« on: January 24, 2010, 09:09:54 am »
Don't know how I got this shot, but oh well. :p


Ducky: You should not count your eggs before they hatch, no no no!

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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2010, 09:47:07 am »
Ducky: now remember class, a-squared plus b-squared, equals c-squared.

The class: what's that supposed to mean?

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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2010, 10:04:20 am »
Ducky: this dance move is called the "insane chicken", yep yep yep!

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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2010, 01:02:12 pm »
Ducky works at Burger King, and some stupid customer after ordering via drive thru asks, "Where do I go?"

Ducky: Okay ma'am your going to take a left at the Texaco station! Go five miles down southeast and you'll see a guy in a yellow poncho his name is Hank. He'll take you to the Whopper Layer, that's where you go. And You got ten minutes or we'll take your food! Yep yep yep!"



This probably won't make sense if you haven't seen the Dane Cook sketch

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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2010, 09:56:05 pm »
Ducky: ... and that's why swimmers ought to hold every tenth seat in the senate! I rest my case. Good day sir!

Petrie: (offscreen), but Ducky, me only ask why you.

Ducky: YOU LOSE!! Good day sir!

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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2010, 10:13:49 pm »
Ducky: And that is how eggs are made.

Cera: *thinking to herself* Why is she telling me this?!

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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2010, 10:15:10 pm »
Ducky: How many times have I told you not to play with guns Petrie?

Petrie: But me think they fun!

Ducky: Just because we used them in that one caption does not mean we can play with them. No no no!

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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2010, 10:22:42 pm »
Ducky: How many times have I told you not to play with guns?

Petrie: What are guns?

Ducky: *pauses* I don't know.....

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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2010, 10:55:57 pm »
Ducky: I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam!

Spike: (thinking) I hate it when she drinks...

Ducky: You skank me battleskip!

Spike (thinking) I'm gonna throw her off my back in 3...2...

Ducky: Anyone wanna play supa malleo brudders? Anyone can play Malleo, but I've got Weegee, ya hear?! Weegee is mine! You take Weegee and IT'S OVER!!!

Spike: (thinking) ...1

Ducky: AHHHH!!

CRASH!!!

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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2010, 03:46:28 am »
Ducky: "Hey, kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a way or place that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. Nope, nope, nope. It's your body. No one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to. So, what do you do? First, you say "NO", then you get out of there. And most important, you have to tell someone you trust. Yep, yep, yep!"

Narrator: "This message brought to you by the Great Valley Adult's Council. Sometimes, we actually do get something done."

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« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2010, 12:54:46 pm »
Ducky: "Only YOU can prevent forest fires."

 :lol

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« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2010, 01:20:49 pm »
Ducky: "Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. Yep yep yep."

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« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2010, 02:22:36 pm »
Ducky: "Remember, when Mr. Threehorn gets mad, stay far away, yep, yep, yep."

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« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2010, 03:09:47 pm »
Ducky: "Now class, here is your assignment that is due by tomorrow, yep yep yep.  You are to read pages 232 to 318, and then you are to answer the end-of-chapter essay questions numbers 3 through 17."

Others: :blink:

Cera ( <_<): "Aw, man!  Just when I was going to go over to Ruby's after school and watch 'Saw VI'!  This s*** sucks!"

Ducky ( :blink:): "Cera Threehorn!  You know profanity is prohibited in my classroom!  If you say one more profanity, you will be sent to detention!"

Cera ( :idea): "Well, it will be a much quieter place for me to do my work than at home with my loud father, so you want my opinion on the profanity rule?  Two words: F*** that!"

Others: :rolleyes:  

Ducky ( :anger): "DETENTION!"

Others: :goodluck

Cera: :angel

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« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2010, 06:09:51 pm »
Ducky: My name is Ducky, I have just met you, and I love you

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« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2010, 09:08:29 pm »
^ Hee hee hee.
Ducky: Be patient, young Cricket. You shall learn soon.

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« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2010, 09:33:36 pm »
Ducky: "Never splash water on a threehorn."

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« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2010, 11:02:52 pm »
Ducky: Hey Chomper, guess what
Chomper: *off screen* What?
Ducky: I'm naked!

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« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2010, 10:42:03 pm »
Ducky: Spike's spine is very hard to sit on between my legs, yep, yep, yep.

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« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2010, 07:11:35 pm »
Ducky: (to the producers) I refuse to be the damsel in distress. I insist that I save someone this time.