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« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2010, 06:57:11 pm »
Law 20: Cats are now to be equally labeled as "Man's Best Friend," alongside dogs.

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« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2010, 07:04:33 pm »
Law #21. If, at any time, any person cannot sing clearly the Family Guy theme song, said person(s) will submit themselves into custody and face deportation.

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« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2010, 07:05:51 pm »
Law 22: Carnivores must be the heroes in at least 5 animated movies/shows every year

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« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2010, 07:11:45 pm »
Law #23: Belching as a way of telling the cook the food is good has officially made its way into law!  Any individual who has been caught without belching even once will not only be fined double the appropriate gratuity, but also will be required to chug a can of soda of customer's choice.

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« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2010, 09:01:18 pm »
Rle #24. Any persons with the name Hannah Montana will face deportation.

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« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2010, 09:31:17 pm »
(Seriously, this many in one day? :blink: )

Law #25: Uwe Boll is hereby BANNED from EVER making another movie.  If he attempts to do so again, he will be burned alive.

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« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2010, 09:37:21 pm »
Law #26: Moose must be allowed to enter Denmark for the rest of the world to have something to laugh at
If not, we'll be bored and force the moose in with plungers.

That, and based off the artist's comment, the Danes need to know that there ARE bigger animals than foxes out there :lol

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« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2010, 09:43:34 pm »
To be completely random XD

Law #27 Any persons with the name Drake shall be sentenced to live in a cave for the rest of their lives

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« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2010, 09:46:28 pm »
Law #28. Tax deductions will be awarded to any persons that own a Ferret.

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« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2010, 09:49:03 pm »
Law #29
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!

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« Reply #30 on: March 24, 2010, 10:33:20 pm »
Law #30. Any persons who contest Law #29 will face prosecution.

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« Reply #31 on: March 24, 2010, 11:01:53 pm »
Law #32 (two “Law #15”’s were posted):

To cut energy costs, all revolving doors, exercise bikes, and hamster wheels :p must be hooked up to the local power grid.



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« Reply #32 on: March 24, 2010, 11:11:15 pm »
Law #33. Multiple numbers of Law's that are identified by the same numeral(s) are now prohibited. Offenders will be smacked with a fish.

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« Reply #33 on: March 24, 2010, 11:24:23 pm »
Law #34: Any questioning of the physics of Anime will result in your screen blacking out.

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« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2010, 01:47:54 am »
Law # 35: Pluto is hereby reinstated as a planet. Those who disagree are to be thrown down a well.  :lol

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« Reply #35 on: March 25, 2010, 07:33:21 am »
Law #36: In order to cut greenhouse gases, it is illegal to burn coal for any purpose. If you want a barbecue, you'll have to settle with cleaner burning Natural Gas.

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« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2010, 08:06:54 am »
Law #37: It is hereby declared that all armed military forces must include at least one of each of the following:

- A bear cavalry squadron.
- A battalion of bipedal armored tanks.
- A squadron of special forces dolphin riders.
- A bomb disposal turtle unit.
- A sniper with a liberal arts degree, and an acquired taste for classical music.
- A heavily armored super multiple-weaponry battle tank, with a horribly nonthreatening name such as "Pipsqueak", "Fluffy" or "Snuggles".
- A professional, unbiased diplomatic individual with a solid belief in peace. They must also have an understanding of the human condition, and thus the flaws that make us who we are. They must also be a clown, and all diplomatic meetings will be resolved with a fight to the death with balloon swords.

Failure to comply will result in all offenders being forced to watch repeated screenings of Manos: the Hands of Fate, Monster a-Go Go, and the Jonas Brothers movie. Oh, and I'll probably throw some Biodome in there... just for kicks.

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« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2010, 10:07:38 am »
Quote from: Alex,Mar 24 2010 on  08:46 PM
Law #28. Tax deductions will be awarded to any persons that own a Ferret.
My sister would love that.  She has two ferrets :lol.

Law #38: LBT hatefics and parodies are hereby banned from the Internet!  Violators will be forced to sit in a padded room with a straightjacket on for a week and listen to "Oops Eeps" nonstop :lol!

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« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2010, 10:59:55 am »
Quote from: Cancerian Tiger,Mar 25 2010 on  08:07 AM
Law #38: LBT hatefics and parodies are hereby banned from the Internet!  Violators will be forced to sit in a padded room with a straightjacket on for a week and listen to "Oops Eeps" nonstop :lol!
ROFL!  Oh yes!  That would be perfect torture to those who violated us. :D

Law #39: The Wisdom of Friends will be removed from all databases and shall be remade in the image of the fans.

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« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2010, 08:39:45 pm »
Law #40
From this day forward, the TRUE LBT fans will continue the LBT saga, and even base some movies off fanfictions, thus starting streams of AU, like the most recent Star Trek movie just did