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« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2010, 09:00:59 PM »
Rule #41:  Anyone who is found not to own a gerbil will be fined one million dollars.  No exceptions.  The new baby's about to be born?  You'd better get another gerbil.  In addition, everyone must attend at least one gerbil convention per week.

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« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2010, 09:22:32 PM »
Rule # 42: Everyone is to subsist solely on gerbils. That means you must eat no fewer than three of them with every meal; breakfast, lunch, and dinner are gerbil-eating time.

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« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2010, 10:13:12 PM »
Poor gerbils XD .
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When you say the word "laser", you MUST say it in quotes like Dr. Evil. Otherwise, you will be locked in a room with one group of Yellowbellies singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" while another does "All Your Base Are Belong to Us"...at the exact same time...for an hour.

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« Reply #43 on: March 26, 2010, 12:25:11 AM »
Law #44: Recycling is mandatory. Anyone caught throwing a recyclable in the trash will have said recyclable flung at their head repeatedly until they put it in the appropriate container. :p



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« Reply #44 on: March 26, 2010, 12:32:28 AM »
^ :lol I concur!

#45- All animals will hereby be citizens of there own countries. Anyone that tries to pass an animal as property will result in the government to RELEASE THE HOUNDS! to the person, having them be eaten.

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« Reply #45 on: March 26, 2010, 01:30:05 AM »
Law #46 - Composting of all food scraps is mandatory. Violators will be sentenced to a minimum of 20 days but not more than 90 days of community service tending the town compost piles.

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« Reply #46 on: March 26, 2010, 02:02:40 AM »
Law #47 All citizens are to have killer rabbits instead of dogs as protection from burgulars and In-Laws <_<

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« Reply #47 on: March 26, 2010, 05:12:56 AM »
Law # 48: The Global Readjustment Act

The massive law will realign the peoples of the world in such a way as to produce the worst combination of ethnic/national/political groups for a given set of jobs. For starters, we shall have:

- British chefs (bread and sugar anyone?)
- German comedians (you don't wanna know)
- French police (who alternate between ineffective and brutal, depending on when it is in history)
- Italian prime ministers (who cannot seem to escape scandal)
- Chinese human rights experts (this one explains itself)
- American brewers (at least for major American beer brands.)
- Indian car makers (unless you LIKE a breakdown every month)
- Japanese lawyers (an almost extinct race)
- Russian engineers (who produce death trap planes and low quality goods)
- Arabs who do anything but work in the oil industry (or terrorism)
- And Canadian... just Canadians (maybe they do ice hockey well)

No offense against any ethnic group is meant in any way shape or form by this law, under penalty of deportation to Mars. Furthermore, the following areas are to be changed:

- North Dakota and South Dakota are now just Dakota. Same thing with North and South Carolina.

- All of the states in New England are now just "New England."

- Greenland will have a million settlers shipped into it from Europe. Australia will have 50 million, half from Asia, half from Europe.

- Canada is to be given 100 million settlers from all over the world, or is else to be abandoned to the Eskimos. Alaska is to receive 15 million settlers, or it shall suffer the same fate.

- China is to be divided: Mongolia gets outer Mongolia, Manchuria and Tibet go free, Taiwan stays independent, and Western China north of Tibet is to made into a country called Turkestan. China proper is to be divided into North and South countries, each one with their own traditions and major cities; Beijing and Shanghai in the North, Hong Kong and Canton in the South.

And finally, a single world road shall be built, extending across all oceans, with rest stops at regular intervals, even in the middle of the sea, so that no citizen is EVER more than 30 minutes away from a McDonalds, Starbuck's, or Taco Bell.

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« Reply #48 on: March 26, 2010, 09:37:54 AM »
Law #49: After a movie is completed, a group of highly trained professional reviewers, who are well trained to tell when a movie is bad, will be immediately dispatched to review the movie.  They shall review the movie and only if they all agree that the movie is good will it be allowed to be viewed by the public.

If it is seen as a bad movie by these professionals, the creators are hereby given another year and $10 million to make it good.  Refusal to make the movie good shall result in all traces of it, including the original film, copies, scripts, etc. being dropped into highly corrosive acid until they disappear from existence.  Furthermore, all current bad movies shall be remade until they are good or they will suffer the same fate.

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« Reply #49 on: March 26, 2010, 10:40:54 AM »
Geez, this is why I'm glad this is just a game and we're really not lawmakers :crazy.

Law#50: Vegetarians shall be exempt from any laws mandating the consumption of meat products as previously listed :anger.

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« Reply #50 on: March 26, 2010, 02:16:26 PM »
Law # 51: Anyone complaining about crazy laws shall suffer death by being fired...

... out of a cannon, into the sun.

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« Reply #51 on: March 26, 2010, 05:49:18 PM »
Law #52
When you are extremely surprised, instead of yelling "*profanity*", you are to yell "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!"
Or else, we shall say "NI!" to you!

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« Reply #52 on: March 27, 2010, 12:37:20 AM »
Law #53: The word “dinosaur” may not be used to denote something that is obsolete, doomed, or a failure. Violators are sentenced to recite the names of all the stages of the Mesozoic era, from Induan to Maastrichtian, in the correct order, three times in a row, with no mistakes, while balancing a live owl on their head. :p

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« Reply #53 on: March 27, 2010, 12:45:58 AM »
Law #54 (We just love this game, don't we?)
If your ceiling begins to leak, fix it straight away, otherwise you will will have to...um...


scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule!

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« Reply #54 on: March 27, 2010, 01:18:17 AM »
Law #55: Anyone caught deliberately stepping on or driving over a snake will be made to swallow a whole pre-killed mouse with their hands tied behind their back. :p

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« Reply #55 on: March 27, 2010, 02:14:23 AM »
^ Buuurrrn
Law #56
Anyone who thinks the "Air Bud" sequels are better than the LBT sequels will be considered nuts and given a lecture about the reverse

(Seriously, I'd take singing dinosaurs going on adventures over talking sports-playing dogs/puppies (at this point) that have even more ridiculous adventures with even more ridiculous plots)

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« Reply #56 on: March 27, 2010, 11:01:05 AM »
Law #57. Firearms in a military are hereby and henceforth prohibited. Water balloons are hereby and henceforth mandatory.

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« Reply #57 on: March 27, 2010, 09:48:42 PM »
Law #58
The Dr. Who episode "The Fires of Pompeii" MUST be revised for more historical accuracy, for example, Evelina's name WILL be changed to Caecilia, since girls ONLY had feminine versions of their father's name...
Okay, technically, her name would be Lucia, but whatever.

The consequence of this will be watching a video containing every single scrap of information we have gained about Pompeii and the Caecilius Iucundus household...every single bit of it.

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« Reply #58 on: March 27, 2010, 09:51:56 PM »
Law #59 All Pokemon beyond the number 151 are therefore banned forever, anyone caught mentioning Pokemon number 152 and beyond will be sentenced to live with Eskimos for the rest of their lives.

(Yes, I hate all the new Pokemon....can't stand them XD)

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« Reply #59 on: March 27, 2010, 10:06:59 PM »
Law #60
The scores of all the LBT sequels shall have more of the original soundtrack
(Imagine how cool the River Chase scene in VII would have been with bits of the Sharptooth vs. Littlefoot's mom/earthquake music!)

Otherwise...um...
Otherwise there will be an overload of fans doing so, rather than the official...so...THERE!