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pokeplayer984

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The Bad Translator Game.
« on: June 12, 2010, 08:35:08 am »
This is a simple game.  Go to the following link and put in any phrase you like.  Then just activate the bad translator and watch how crazy it can get.

Here's the link.

http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator

I'll start with...

"Shorty and Cera? That's quite the concept."

...54 translations later we get:

"What? "No chance."

Full Result...

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Shorty and Cera? That's quite the concept.
AFRIKAANS : Shorty en Cera? Dit is heeltemal die konsep.
Back to ENGLISH : Shorty and Cera? It is quite the concept.
ALBANIAN : Shkurtabiq dhe Cera? Ajo ”sht” mjaft e konceptit.
Back to ENGLISH : Shorty and Cera? It is quite the concept.
ARABIC : وسيرا قليل؟ ومن المفهوم تماما.
Back to ENGLISH : And walk a little? It is quite understandable.
BELARUSIAN : І хадзіць мала? Гэта цалкам зразумела.
Back to ENGLISH : And walk a little? This is quite understandable.
BULGARIAN : И разходка малко? Това е съвсем разбираемо.
Back to ENGLISH : And walk a little? This is quite understandable.
CATALAN : I caminar una mica? AixÚ Ès molt comprensible.
Back to ENGLISH : I walk a little? This is very understandable.
CHINESE : 我走一点?这是很可以理解的。
Back to ENGLISH : I walk a little? This is understandable.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我走一点?这是可以理解的。
Back to ENGLISH : I walk a little? This is understandable.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我走一點?這是可以理解的。
Back to ENGLISH : I walk a little? This is understandable.
CROATIAN : Hodam malo? To je razumljivo.
Back to ENGLISH : I walk a little? This is understandable.
CZECH : Jdu trochu? To je pochopitelnÈ.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm going a little bit? This is understandable.
DANISH : Jeg har tÊnkt mig en lille smule? Det er forstÂeligt.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm going a little bit? It is understandable.
DUTCH : Ik ga een beetje? Het is begrijpelijk.
Back to ENGLISH : I go a bit? It is understandable.
ENGLISH : I go a bit? It is understandable.
Back to ENGLISH : I go a bit? It is understandable.
ESTONIAN : Ma l‰hen natuke? See on m?istetav.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm going a little bit? This is understandable.
FILIPINO : Ako ng pagpunta sa isang maliit na bit? Ito ay maliwanag.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm going a little bit? This is understandable.
FINNISH : Aion v‰h‰n? T‰m‰ on ymm‰rrett‰v‰‰.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm going a little bit? This is understandable.
FRENCH : Je vais un peu? Cela est comprÈhensible.
Back to ENGLISH : I am a bit? This is understandable.
GALICIAN : Estou un pouco? Isto È comprensible.
Back to ENGLISH : I am a bit? That's understandable.
GERMAN : Ich bin ein bisschen? Das ist verst‰ndlich.
Back to ENGLISH : I am a bit? This is understandable.
GREEK : Είμαι λίγο; Αυτό είναι κατανοητό.
Back to ENGLISH : I am a bit? This is understandable.
HEBREW : אני קצת? זה מובן.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm a little? That's understandable.
HINDI : I'ma थोड़ा? यह समझ में आता है.
Back to ENGLISH : I'ma little? It makes sense.
HUNGARIAN : Kicsit? Van Èrtelme.
Back to ENGLISH : A little? It makes sense.
ICELANDIC : Sm·? ?a? er skynsamlegt.
Back to ENGLISH : A little? It makes sense.
INDONESIAN : Sedikit? Masuk akal.
Back to ENGLISH : A little? Makes sense.
IRISH : A beag? T· ciall.
Back to ENGLISH : A little? Is meaningless.
ITALIAN : Un po '? Non ha senso.
Back to ENGLISH : A bit '? It makes no sense.
JAPANESE : ビット'?それじゃ駄目だ。
Back to ENGLISH : Bits'? It makes no sense.
KOREAN : 비트 '? 그것은 아무 의미가 있습니다.
Back to ENGLISH : Bits'? It has no meaning.
LATVIAN : Bitiem "? Tam nav nozīmes.
Back to ENGLISH : Bits'? It does not matter.
LITHUANIAN : Bits "? Nesvarbu.
Back to ENGLISH : Bits? "It does not matter.
MACEDONIAN : Бити? "Тоа не е важно.
Back to ENGLISH : Beatty? "It does not matter.
MALAY : Beatty? "Itu tidak penting.
Back to ENGLISH : Beatty? "It does not matter.
MALTESE : Beatty? "Ma jimpurtax.
Back to ENGLISH : Beatty? "No matter.
NORWEGIAN : Beatty? "Uansett.
Back to ENGLISH : Beatty? "Anyway.
PERSIAN : بیتی؟ "به هر حال.
Back to ENGLISH : Bit? "Anyway.
POLISH : Nieco? "W każdym razie.
Back to ENGLISH : A little? "In any case.
PORTUGUESE : Um pouco? "Em todo o caso.
Back to ENGLISH : A little? "Anyway.
ROMANIAN : Un pic? "Oricum.
Back to ENGLISH : A little? "Anyway.
RUSSIAN : Мало? "В любом случае.
Back to ENGLISH : Enough? "In any case.
SERBIAN : Довољно? "У сваком случају.
Back to ENGLISH : Enough? "In any case.
SLOVAK : Dost? "V ûiadnom pr“pade.
Back to ENGLISH : Dost? "No way.
SLOVENIAN : Dost? "Ni …ans.
Back to ENGLISH : Dost? "No way.
SPANISH : Dost,? "De ninguna manera.
Back to ENGLISH : Dost? "No way.
SWAHILI : Je? "Hakuna njia.
Back to ENGLISH : What? "No way.
SWEDISH : Vad? "Inte en chans.
Back to ENGLISH : What? "Not a chance.
TAGALOG : Ano? "Hindi isang pagkakataon.
Back to ENGLISH : What? "Not a chance.
THAI : คืออะไร? "ไม่โอกาส
Back to ENGLISH : What? "No chance.
TURKISH : Ne? "Hayır şans.
Back to ENGLISH : What? "No chance.
UKRAINIAN : Що? "Немає шансів.
Back to ENGLISH : What? "No chance.
VIETNAMESE : GÏ? "KhÙng cÛ cơ hội.
Back to ENGLISH : What? "No chance.
WELSH : Beth? "Dim gobaith.
Back to ENGLISH : What? "No chance.
YIDDISH : וואס? "ניט קיין געלעגנהייַט.
Back to ENGLISH : What? "No chance.

Now try your translations.

See ya later! :)

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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2010, 10:00:24 am »
One thing the entire world has in common.... FOOOD! :D

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AFRIKAANS : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
ALBANIAN : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
ARABIC : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
BELARUSIAN : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
BULGARIAN : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
CATALAN : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
CHINESE : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
CROATIAN : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
CZECH : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
DANISH : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
DUTCH : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
ENGLISH : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
ESTONIAN : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
FILIPINO : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
FINNISH : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
FRENCH : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
GALICIAN : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : nomnomnom
GERMAN : nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
GREEK : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
HEBREW : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
HINDI : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
HUNGARIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
ICELANDIC : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
INDONESIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
IRISH : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
ITALIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
JAPANESE : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
KOREAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
LATVIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
LITHUANIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
MACEDONIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
MALAY : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
MALTESE : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
NORWEGIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
PERSIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
POLISH : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
PORTUGUESE : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
ROMANIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
RUSSIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
SERBIAN : Номномном
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
SLOVAK : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
SLOVENIAN : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
SPANISH : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
SWAHILI : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
SWEDISH : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
TAGALOG : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom
THAI : Nomnomnom
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom.
TURKISH : Nomnomnom.
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom.
UKRAINIAN : Nomnomnom.
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom.
VIETNAMESE : Nomnomnom.
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom.
WELSH : Nomnomnom.
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom.
YIDDISH : נאָמנאָמנאָם.
Back to ENGLISH : Nomnomnom.

 :lol  :lol

Though oddly, an upper case N and a . were added near the end.... :p

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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2010, 10:04:38 am »
And one more for fun:

I would like to sleep sometime, but I am not tired.


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AFRIKAANS : Ek wil graag ’rens die slaap, maar ek is nie moeg.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep somewhere, but I'm not tired.
ALBANIAN : Un” dua t” fle diku, por un” nuk jam i lodhur.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep somewhere, but I'm not tired.
ARABIC : أريد أن أنام في مكان ما ، ولكنني لست متعبا.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep somewhere, but I'm not tired.
BELARUSIAN : Я хачу спаць, недзе, але я не стаміўся.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep somewhere, but I'm not tired.
BULGARIAN : Искам да спя някъде, но аз не съм уморен.
Back to ENGLISH : I want somewhere to sleep But I'm not tired.
CATALAN : Vull un lloc per dormir, perÚ no estic cansat.
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm not tired.
CHINESE : 我想要一个睡觉的地方,但我不累。
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm not tired.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我想要一个睡觉的地方,但我不累。
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm not tired.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我想要一個睡覺的地方,但我不累。
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm not tired.
CROATIAN : éelim mjesto za spavanje, ali nisam umoran.
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm tired.
CZECH : Chci m“sto na span“, ale jsem unaven?.
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm tired.
DANISH : Jeg ¯nsker et sted at sove, men jeg er trÊt.
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I am tired.
DUTCH : Ik wil een plek om te slapen, maar ik ben moe.
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm tired.
ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm tired.
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm tired.
ESTONIAN : Ma tahan koht magada, kuid ma olen v‰sinud.
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm tired.
FILIPINO : Gusto ko ng isang lugar sa pagtulog, ngunit ako pagod.
Back to ENGLISH : I want a place to sleep, but I'm tired.
FINNISH : Haluan paikka nukkua, mutta olen v‰synyt.
Back to ENGLISH : I wish to place to sleep, but I'm tired.
FRENCH : Je tiens ‡ dormir, mais je suis fatiguÈ.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
GALICIAN : Eu quero durmir, pero eu estou canso.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
GERMAN : Ich mˆchte schlafen, aber ich bin m¸de.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
GREEK : Θέλω να κοιμηθώ, αλλά είμαι κουρασμένη.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
HEBREW : אני רוצה לישון, אבל אני עייף.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
HINDI : मैं सोना चाहता हूँ, लेकिन मैं थक गया हूँ.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
HUNGARIAN : SzeretnÈk aludni, de f·radt vagyok.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
ICELANDIC : Mig langar a? sofa, en Èg er ?reyttur.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
INDONESIAN : Aku ingin tidur, tapi aku lelah.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
IRISH : Ba mhaith liom a chodladh, ach t· mÈ tuirseach.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
ITALIAN : Voglio dormire, ma io sono stanco.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep, but I'm tired.
JAPANESE : 私はスリープ状態にするが、私は疲れている。
Back to ENGLISH : I have to sleep, I'm tired.
KOREAN : 나도 잠 좀 자자, 난 지쳤어.
Back to ENGLISH : I need to sleep, I'm tired.
LATVIAN : Man vajag gulēt, es esmu noguris.
Back to ENGLISH : I need to sleep, I'm tired.
LITHUANIAN : Man reikia miego, a… pavargau.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
MACEDONIAN : Ми треба сонот, уморна сум.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
MALAY : Aku butuh tidur, aku lelah.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
MALTESE : I ħtieġa irqad, jien għajjien.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
NORWEGIAN : Jeg trenger s¯vn, jeg er tr¯tt.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
PERSIAN : من نیاز به خواب ، خسته ام.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
POLISH : Potrzebuję snu, jestem zmęczony.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
PORTUGUESE : Preciso dormir, estou cansado.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
ROMANIAN : Am nevoie de somn, am obosit.
Back to ENGLISH : I need sleep, I'm tired.
RUSSIAN : Мне нужно спать, я устала.
Back to ENGLISH : I need to sleep, I'm tired.
SERBIAN : Морам да спавам, уморан сам.
Back to ENGLISH : I have to sleep, I'm tired.
SLOVAK : Mus“m spať, som unaven?.
Back to ENGLISH : I sleep, I'm tired.
SLOVENIAN : Spim, sem utrujena.
Back to ENGLISH : I sleep, I'm tired.
SPANISH : Duermo, estoy cansado.
Back to ENGLISH : I sleep, I'm tired.
SWAHILI : Mimi usingizi, mimi nimechoka.
Back to ENGLISH : I sleep, I am tired.
SWEDISH : Jag sover, jag ‰r trˆtt.
Back to ENGLISH : I sleep, I'm tired.
TAGALOG : pagtulog ko, ako pagod.
Back to ENGLISH : I sleep, I'm tired.
THAI : ฉันนอนฉันเหนื่อย
Back to ENGLISH : I'm tired I sleep.
TURKISH : Yorgunum uyuyamıyorum değilim.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm not tired, I can not sleep.
UKRAINIAN : Я не втомилася, я не можу спати.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm not tired, I can not sleep.
VIETNAMESE : TÙi khÙng mệt mỏi, tÙi khÙng thể ngủ.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm not tired, I could not sleep.
WELSH : Nid mod i wedi blino, yr wyf yn cysgu.
Back to ENGLISH : Not I'm tired, I sleep.
YIDDISH : ניט איך בין מיד, איך שלאָף.
Back to ENGLISH : No I am tired, I sleep.

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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2010, 11:00:43 am »
I just had it do a few for:

My cat fell down the stairs.

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AFRIKAANS : My kat van die trap geval.
Back to ENGLISH : My cat fell down the stairs.
ALBANIAN : My cat ra posht” n” shkall”t.
Back to ENGLISH : My cat fell down the stairs.
ARABIC : وانخفض بلدي القط أسفل الدرج.
Back to ENGLISH : My cat fell down the stairs.
BELARUSIAN : Мой кот зваліўся з лесвіцы.
Back to ENGLISH : My cat fell down the stairs.
BULGARIAN : Моята котка падна по стълбите.
Back to ENGLISH : My cat fell down the stairs.
CATALAN : El meu gat va caure per les escales.
Back to ENGLISH : My cat fell down the stairs.
CHINESE : 我的猫跌倒在楼梯上。
Back to ENGLISH : My cat fell in the stairs.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我的猫下降了楼梯。
Back to ENGLISH : My cat down the stairs.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我的貓下樓梯。
Back to ENGLISH : My cat down the stairs.
CROATIAN : Moja mačka niz stepenice.
Back to ENGLISH : My cat down the stairs.

I don't know how you fall in stairs, but hopefully nobody translating Chinese takes that literally.  :smile

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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2010, 12:55:52 pm »
This one actually made me think a little bit.

What if the Great Valley's just over these rocks? (Yes, I know it's not correct, but the results were funnier.)

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FRIKAANS : Wat gebeur as die Groot Vallei is net oor die rotse?
Back to ENGLISH : What if the Great Valley is just over the rocks?
ALBANIAN : ?áfar?´ ndodh n?´se Lugin?´n e Madhe ?´sht?´ vet?´m mbi gur?´?
Back to ENGLISH : What if the Great Valley is just over rocks?
ARABIC : Ÿ…ÿßÿ?ÿß Ÿ–Ÿà ŸÉÿßŸÜ ŸàÿßÿØŸä ÿߟ–ŸÉÿ®Ÿäÿ± ŸáŸà Ÿ…ÿß Ÿäÿ?ŸäÿØ ŸÇŸ–ŸäŸ–ÿß ÿ?Ÿ–Ÿâ ÿߟ–ÿµÿÆŸàÿ±ÿü
Back to ENGLISH : What if the great valley is little more than rock?
BELARUSIAN : –®—Ç–æ —Ä–?–±—–—Ü—å, –?–?–ª—– –?—è–ª—––?–?—è –¥–?–ª—––?–? –?—Ä—ã—…—É –±–æ–ª—å—à, —á—ã–º –?–?–º–µ–?—å?
Back to ENGLISH : What to do if a big valley a little more than a stone?
BULGARIAN : –…–?–?–?–æ –¥–? –?–?–ø—Ä–?–?—è, –?–?–æ –µ–¥–?–? –?–æ–ª—è–º–? –¥–æ–ª–?–?–? –º–?–ª–?–æ –ø–æ–?–µ—á–µ –æ—Ç –µ–¥–?–? –?–?–º—ä–??
Back to ENGLISH : What to do if a big valley just over one stone?
CATALAN : Qu?® fer en cas d'un gran vall poc m?©s d'una pedra?
Back to ENGLISH : What to do if a big valley just over a stone?
CHINESE : ÊÄé‰?àÂÅ…Ôºå¶ÇÊûú‰?ĉ?™Â§ß±±Ë??Âà…Âà…Ë?…Ëøá1Áü?§¥Ôºü
Back to ENGLISH : How to do it, if a big valley just over one stone?
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : ¶lj?ïÂÅ…Âà?Ëøô‰?ÄÁÇ?Ôºå¶ÇÊûú‰?ĉ?™Â§ßÂ?°Ë??Âà…Âà…Ë?…Ëøá‰?ÄÁü?Ôºü
Back to ENGLISH : How to do this, if a Grand Canyon just over one stone?
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : ¶lj?ïÂÅ…Âà?ÈÄô‰?ÄȪûÔºå¶ÇÊûú‰?ÄÂÄã§ßÂ??Ë??ÂâõÂâõË?…ÈÅé‰?ÄÁü?Ôºü
Back to ENGLISH : How to do this, if a Grand Canyon just over one stone?
CROATIAN : Kako to učiniti, ako je Grand Canyon samo zbog jednog kamena?
Back to ENGLISH : How to do it, if the Grand Canyon just over one stone?
CZECH : Jak to udƒõlat, kdy?æ Grand Canyon nƒõco m?°lo p?ôes jeden k?°men?
Back to ENGLISH : How to do it when the Grand Canyon just over one stone?
DANISH : S?•dan g??r du det, n?•r Grand Canyon lidt over en sten?
Back to ENGLISH : How to do it when the Grand Canyon just over a stone?
DUTCH : Hoe het te doen als de Grand Canyon iets meer dan een steen?
Back to ENGLISH : How to do it like the Grand Canyon just over a stone?
ENGLISH : How to do it like the Grand Canyon just over a stone?
Back to ENGLISH : How to do it like the Grand Canyon just over a stone?
ESTONIAN : Kuidas seda teha, nagu Grand Canyon veidi ?ºle kivi?
Back to ENGLISH : How to do it, like the Grand Canyon for just over a stone?
FILIPINO : Paano na gawin ito, tulad ng Grand Canyon para lamang sa loob ng isang bato?
Back to ENGLISH : How to do it, like the Grand Canyon for just over a stone?
FINNISH : Miten se, kuten Grand Canyon hieman yli kiven?
Back to ENGLISH : How is it, like the Grand Canyon a little more than a stone?
FRENCH : Comment est-il, comme le Grand Canyon un peu plus d'une pierre?
Back to ENGLISH : How is it, like the Grand Canyon a little more than a stone?
GALICIAN : Como ?©, como o Gran Can??n, un pouco m?°is de unha pedra?
Back to ENGLISH : As it is, like the Grand Canyon, just over a stone?
GERMAN : Wie es ist, wie der Grand Canyon, nur ?ºber einen Stein?
Back to ENGLISH : As it is, like the Grand Canyon, just over a stone?
GREEK : ŒåœÄœâœÇ ŒµŒØŒ?Œ±Œ?, œåœÄœâœÇ œ–Œø Grand Canyon, ŒªŒØŒ?Œø œÄŒµœÅŒ?œÉœÉœåœ–ŒµœÅŒø Œ±œÄœå ŒºŒ?Œ± œÄŒ?œ–œÅŒ±;
Back to ENGLISH : Such as the Grand Canyon, just over a stone?
HEBREW : ?õ?û?ï ?”?’?®? ?“ ?ß? ?ô?ï?ü, ?®?ß ?¢?ú ?ê?ë?ü?
Back to ENGLISH : Like the Grand Canyon, just a stone?
HINDI : Grand Canyon ‡§ï‡•Ä ‡§§‡§?‡§?, ‡§?‡§ø‡§?‡•ç‡§´ ‡§è‡§ï ‡§™‡§§‡•ç‡§•‡§??
Back to ENGLISH : Like Grand Canyon, just a stone?
HUNGARIAN : Mint a Grand Canyon, csak egy k?ë?
Back to ENGLISH : Like the Grand Canyon, just a stone?
ICELANDIC : Eins og Grand Canyon, bara stein?
Back to ENGLISH : Like Grand Canyon, just a stone?

The Arabic actually made me think a bit. What if the Great Valley actually was little more than rock?

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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2010, 02:45:21 pm »
^ I thought the "Grand Canyon" translation was pretty darn funny
I did "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are all standing in a row"

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AFRIKAANS : Ek het 'n pragtige bos van kokosnoten Daar staan hulle is almal in' n ry
Back to ENGLISH : I have a beautiful bunch of coconuts There they stood all in a row
ALBANIAN : Un” kam nj” tuf” t” bukur e coconuts Nuk ata q”ndronin t” gjith” n” nj” rresht
Back to ENGLISH : I have a beautiful bunch of coconuts There they stood all in a row
ARABIC : لدي مجموعة جميلة من جوز الهند وانها وقفت جميعا في صف
Back to ENGLISH : I have a beautiful collection of coconut and they all stood in a row
BELARUSIAN : У мяне выдатная калекцыя какосавыя, і ўсе яны стаялі ў шэраг
Back to ENGLISH : I have a great collection of coconuts, and they all stood in a row
BULGARIAN : Имам голяма колекция на кокосови орехи, и всички те стояха в един ред
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coconuts, and they all stood in a row
CATALAN : Tinc una gran col lecciÛ de coco i tots es van posar en fila
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coconut and all were put in row
CHINESE : 我有一个大的收集和椰子都是放在行
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection and coconut are all on the line
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我有一个大的收集和椰子是所有上线
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection and coconut are all on the line
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我有一個大的收集和椰子都上線
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection and coconut are all on the line
CROATIAN : Imam veliku kolekciju i kokosa se sve na liniji
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection and coconut are all on the line
CZECH : M·m velkou sb“rku a kokosov?m jsou na trati
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coconut and are on track
DANISH : Jeg har en stor samling af kokos og er p rette vej
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coconut and is on the right path
DUTCH : Ik heb een grote collectie van de kokosnoot en is op de goede weg
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coconut and is on track
ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coconut and is on track
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coconut and is on track
ESTONIAN : Mul on suur kollektsioon kookosp‰hkli ja on graafikus
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coconut and is on track
FILIPINO : Mayroon akong isang malaking koleksyon ng mga niyog at ito ay sa subaybayan
Back to ENGLISH : I have a huge collection of coconut and is on track
FINNISH : Minulla on valtava kokoelma kookos ja etenee
Back to ENGLISH : I have a huge collection of coconut, and proceeds
FRENCH : J'ai une Ènorme collection de noix de coco, et des produits
Back to ENGLISH : I have a huge collection of coconut, and products
GALICIAN : TeÒo unha enorme colecciÛn de coco e produtos
Back to ENGLISH : I have a huge collection of coconut products
GERMAN : Ich habe eine riesige Sammlung von Kokos-Produkte
Back to ENGLISH : I have a huge collection of coconut products
GREEK : Έχω μια τεράστια συλλογή των προϊόντων κοκοφοίνικα
Back to ENGLISH : I have a huge collection of coir products
HEBREW : יש לי אוסף עצום של מוצרים coir
Back to ENGLISH : I have a huge collection of coir products
HINDI : मैं कॉयर उत्पादों की एक विशाल संग्रह है
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coir products
HUNGARIAN : Nekem van egy nagy gyűjtemÈny a kÛkuszrost termÈkeket
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coir products
ICELANDIC : …g hef miki? safn af vˆrum coir
Back to ENGLISH : I have a large collection of coir products
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« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2010, 06:51:10 pm »
Here's one from Lilo and Stitch I decided to do:

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AFRIKAANS : Ohana beteken familie, en familie kry beteken niemand agter gelaat is, of vergeet
Back to ENGLISH : Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten
ALBANIAN : Ohana do t” thot” t” familjes, familja do t” thot” askush nuk merr mbetur prapa ose harruar
Back to ENGLISH : Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten
ARABIC : أوحنا يعني الأسرة ، والأسرة وسائل يحصل وراء ترك أحد أو منسية
Back to ENGLISH : Ohana means family, family means get left behind one or forgotten
BELARUSIAN : Охана сродкі сям'і, сям'і азначае адстаць адзін або забылі
Back to ENGLISH : Ohana means family, family means the one left behind or forgotten
BULGARIAN : Ohana означава семейство, семейството е една забравена или забравени
Back to ENGLISH : Ohana means family, family is a lost or forgotten
CATALAN : Ohana significa fam“lia, la fam“lia Ès una perduda o oblidada
Back to ENGLISH : Ohana means family, family is a lost or forgotten
CHINESE : 奥纳是指家庭,家庭是一个丢失或遗忘
Back to ENGLISH : Ona is the family, which is a lost or forgotten
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 奥纳是家庭,这是一个丢失或遗忘
Back to ENGLISH : Ona is the family, this is a lost or forgotten
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 奧納是家庭,這是一個丟失或遺忘
Back to ENGLISH : Ona is the family, this is a lost or forgotten
CROATIAN : Ona je obitelj, to je izgubljene ili zaboravljene
Back to ENGLISH : She has a family, it is lost or forgotten

It seemed to had worked out rather well actually :D

Although, now that I did another one, I wonder how this one came to be:

"This is your Great Valley? You're crazy! I'm leaving"

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AFRIKAANS : Dit is jou Groot Vallei? Jy is mal! Ek verlaat
Back to ENGLISH : This is your Great Valley? You are crazy! I leave
ALBANIAN : Kjo ”sht” Lugina e Madhe tuaj? Ju jeni Ámendur! L”
Back to ENGLISH : This is your Great Valley? You're crazy! Quit
ARABIC : هذا هو ما تتمتعون به من وادي؟ أنت مجنون! استقال
Back to ENGLISH : This is what your from the valley? You're crazy! Quit
BELARUSIAN : Гэта тое, што вашыя з даліны? Ты з розуму сышоў! Выхад
Back to ENGLISH : This is what your out of the valley? You're crazy! Exit
BULGARIAN : Това е, което си вън от долината? Ти си луд! Изход
Back to ENGLISH : This is what your out of the valley? You're crazy! Exit
CATALAN : AixÚ Ès el que la seva sortida de la vall? °Est‡s boig! Sortida
Back to ENGLISH : This is what the output of the valley? °Are you crazy! Departure
CHINESE : 这是该流域的输出? °你疯了!出发
Back to ENGLISH : This is the output of the basin? ° You're crazy! Departure
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 这是该流域的输出? °你疯了!出发
Back to ENGLISH : This is the output of the basin? ° You're crazy! Departure
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 這是輸出的盆地? °你瘋了!出發
Back to ENGLISH : This is the output of the basin? ° You're crazy! Departure
CROATIAN : To je izlaz u bazenu? °Ti si luda! Odlazak
Back to ENGLISH : It's out in the pool? °You're crazy! Departure
CZECH : Je to v bazÈnu? °Ty jsi bl·zen! Odlet
Back to ENGLISH : It's in the pool? °You're crazy! Departures
DANISH : Det er i puljen? °Du er sindssyg! Afgange
Back to ENGLISH : It is in the pool? °You are insane! Departures
DUTCH : Het is in het zwembad? °U bent gek! Vertrek
Back to ENGLISH : It is in the pool? °You're crazy! Departures
ENGLISH : It is in the pool? °You're crazy! Departures
Back to ENGLISH : It is in the pool? °You're crazy! Departures
ESTONIAN : See on bassein? °Sa oled hull! V‰ljumine
Back to ENGLISH : It has a swimming pool? °You're crazy! Departure
FILIPINO : Ito ay may isang swimming pool? °Ikaw ang abnoy! Alis
Back to ENGLISH : It has a swimming pool? °You are crazy! Departure
FINNISH : Se on uima-allas? °Olet hullu! L‰htˆ
Back to ENGLISH : It has a swimming pool? °You're crazy! Departure
FRENCH : Il dispose d'une piscine? °Vous ’tes fou! DÈpart
Back to ENGLISH : It has a swimming pool? °You're crazy! Departure
GALICIAN : Ten unha piscina? °Est·s tolo! Partida
Back to ENGLISH : It has a pool? 'You're crazy! Departure
GERMAN : Es verf¸gt ¸ber einen Pool? "Du bist verr¸ckt! Abreise
Back to ENGLISH : It has a pool? "You're crazy! Departure
GREEK : Έχει μια πισίνα; ´Είσαι τρελός! Αναχώρησης
Back to ENGLISH : It has a swimming pool? "You're crazy! Departure
HEBREW : יש בריכה? "אתה מטורף! עזיבה
Back to ENGLISH : Have a pool? "You're crazy! Departure
HINDI : एक पूल है? "तुम पागल हो प्रस्थान!
Back to ENGLISH : A pool? "You're crazy departure!
HUNGARIAN : A medence? "Te őr¸lt indul·s!
Back to ENGLISH : The pool? "You're crazy hey!
ICELANDIC : Sundlauginni? "?? ert brj·la?ur Hey!
Back to ENGLISH : Pool? "Hey You're crazy!

Uh-huh..... :blink:

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« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2010, 09:26:51 pm »
This one is totally nuts!

The Land Before Time

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AFRIKAANS : Die land voor die tyd
Back to ENGLISH : The land before time
ALBANIAN : Tok”s para kohe
Back to ENGLISH : Land before time
ARABIC : الأرض وقت قبل
Back to ENGLISH : Land before time
BELARUSIAN : Зямля да пачатку часоў
Back to ENGLISH : Land Before Time
BULGARIAN : Земята преди време
Back to ENGLISH : Land Before Time
CATALAN : Land Before Time
Back to ENGLISH : Land Before Time
CHINESE : 土地时之前
Back to ENGLISH : Before land
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 前土地
Back to ENGLISH : Former Land
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 前土地
Back to ENGLISH : Former Land
CROATIAN : Biv…i Land
Back to ENGLISH : Former Land
CZECH : B?val? Pozemek
Back to ENGLISH : Former Land
DANISH : Tidligere Land
Back to ENGLISH : Former Country
DUTCH : Voormalig Land
Back to ENGLISH : Former Country
ENGLISH : Former Country
Back to ENGLISH : Former Country
ESTONIAN : Endine Riik
Back to ENGLISH : Former Country
FILIPINO : Dating Bansa
Back to ENGLISH : Former Country
FINNISH : Entinen maa
Back to ENGLISH : Former March
FRENCH : Ancien Mars
Back to ENGLISH : Former March
GALICIAN : Ex marzo
Back to ENGLISH : March Past
GERMAN : Defilieren
Back to ENGLISH : Defile
GREEK : Ρυπαίνω
Back to ENGLISH : Besmirch
HEBREW : להכתים
Back to ENGLISH : Stain
HINDI : धब्बा
Back to ENGLISH : Blot
HUNGARIAN : Folt
Back to ENGLISH : Patch
ICELANDIC : Patch
Back to ENGLISH : Patch

I really don't know what to say... :blink:

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« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2010, 10:42:09 pm »
I put "Kneel before Zod!" It's a quote from a Superman villian. And I got:

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AFRIKAANS : Kniel voor Zod!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneel before Zod!
ALBANIAN : Bie n” gjunj” para Zod!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneel before Zod!
ARABIC : الركوع قبل Zod!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneel before Zod!
BELARUSIAN : На калені перад Зод!
Back to ENGLISH : On your knees before Zod!
BULGARIAN : На колене пред Zod!
Back to ENGLISH : On your knees before Zod!
CATALAN : De genolls davant Zod!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneeling before Zod!
CHINESE : 跪在佐!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneeling in the Junior!
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 跪在少年!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneeling in the juvenile!
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 跪在少年!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneeling in the juvenile!
CROATIAN : Klečeći na maloljetnike!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneeling on the minors!
CZECH : Poklekl na nezletil?ch!
Back to ENGLISH : He knelt down to minors!
DANISH : Han knÊlede ned til mindreÂrige!
Back to ENGLISH : He knelt down to the minors!
DUTCH : Hij knielde neer aan de minderjarigen!
Back to ENGLISH : He knelt down to the minors!
ENGLISH : He knelt down to the minors!
Back to ENGLISH : He knelt down to the minors!
ESTONIAN : Ta knelt alla alaealiste!
Back to ENGLISH : He knelt down minors!
FILIPINO : Siya knelt down na menor de edad!
Back to ENGLISH : He knelt down to minors!
FINNISH : H‰n polvistui alaik‰isille!
Back to ENGLISH : He knelt down to minors!
FRENCH : Il s'agenouilla aux mineurs!
Back to ENGLISH : He knelt to minors!
GALICIAN : Axoellarse aos menores!
Back to ENGLISH : Kneel to minors!
GERMAN : Knien an Minderj‰hrige!
Back to ENGLISH : Knees to minors!
GREEK : Γόνατα σε ανηλίκους!
Back to ENGLISH : Knees to minors!
HEBREW : ברכיים לקטינים!
Back to ENGLISH : Knees to minors!
HINDI : नाबालिगों को घुटनों!
Back to ENGLISH : Knees to minors!
HUNGARIAN : TÈrde a kiskor?ak!
Back to ENGLISH : Knees of minors!
ICELANDIC : HnÈ Ûlˆgr·?a barna!
Back to ENGLISH : Knee minors!
INDONESIAN : Lutut anak di bawah umur!
Back to ENGLISH : Knee minors!
IRISH : mionaoisigh Gl?n!
Back to ENGLISH : Knee minors!
ITALIAN : Ginocchio minori!
Back to ENGLISH : Minor knee!
JAPANESE : マイナー膝!
Back to ENGLISH : Minor knee!
KOREAN : 경미한 무릎!
Back to ENGLISH : Slight knee!
LATVIAN : Neliela ceļa!
Back to ENGLISH : A small road!
LITHUANIAN : Maûas kelių!
Back to ENGLISH : Low Road!
MACEDONIAN : Ниските патот!
Back to ENGLISH : Low Road!
MALAY : Road Rendah!
Back to ENGLISH : Low Road!
MALTESE : Triq baxx!
Back to ENGLISH : Low Road!
NORWEGIAN : Lav Road!
Back to ENGLISH : Low Road!
PERSIAN : جاده کم!
Back to ENGLISH : Low Road!
POLISH : Niskie drogi!
Back to ENGLISH : The best way!

PORTUGUESE : A melhor maneira!
Back to ENGLISH : The best way!
ROMANIAN : Cel mai bun mod!
Back to ENGLISH : The best way!
RUSSIAN : Наилучшим образом!
Back to ENGLISH : Well!
SERBIAN : Добро!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
SLOVAK : Dobr?!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
SLOVENIAN : Dobro!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
SPANISH : Buenas!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
SWAHILI : Good!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
SWEDISH : Bra!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
TAGALOG : Good!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
THAI : Good!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
TURKISH : Iyi!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
UKRAINIAN : Добре!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
VIETNAMESE : Tốt!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
WELSH : Da!
Back to ENGLISH : Good!
YIDDISH : גוט!
Back to ENGLISH : OK!

I like the bolded part. I guess Polish people don't like taking the "high road". :p

And there we have it. "Kneel before Zod!"..."OK!".

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« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2010, 10:53:19 pm »
Did this one from Shrek "Pray for mercy from Puss and Donkey"

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AFRIKAANS : Bid vir genade, die kat en die esel
Back to ENGLISH : Pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
ALBANIAN : Lutuni p”r m”shir”, macja dhe gomarit
Back to ENGLISH : Pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
ARABIC : نصلي من أجل الرحمة ، والقطة والحمار
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
BELARUSIAN : Мы молімся аб міласці, кот і асёл
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
BULGARIAN : Ние се молим за милост, котката и магарето
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
CATALAN : Preguem per la misericÚrdia, el gat i el burro
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
CHINESE : 我们祈求怜悯,猫和驴子
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我们祈求怜悯,猫和驴子
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我們祈求憐憫,貓和驢子
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
CROATIAN : Molimo za milost, mačka i magarac
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for mercy, the cat and the donkey
CZECH : Modl“me se za milost, kočky a osla
Back to ENGLISH : We pray for the grace of cats and a donkey
DANISH : Vi beder om nÂde katte og et Êsel
Back to ENGLISH : We ask for the grace of cats and a donkey
DUTCH : Wij vragen om de genade van katten en een ezel
Back to ENGLISH : We ask for the grace of cats and a donkey
ENGLISH : We ask for the grace of cats and a donkey
Back to ENGLISH : We ask for the grace of cats and a donkey
ESTONIAN : Palume armu kasside ja eesel
Back to ENGLISH : We ask the grace of cats and a donkey
FILIPINO : Hinihiling namin ang biyaya ng cats at isang asno
Back to ENGLISH : We ask the grace of cats and a donkey
FINNISH : Pyyd‰mme armo kissojen ja aasi
Back to ENGLISH : We ask the grace of cats and a donkey
FRENCH : Nous demandons la gr‚ce de chats et un ‚ne
Back to ENGLISH : We ask the grace of cats and a donkey
GALICIAN : Pedimos a gracia de gatos e un burro
Back to ENGLISH : We ask the grace of cats and a donkey
GERMAN : Wir bitten um die Gnade der Katzen und ein Esel
Back to ENGLISH : We ask for the grace of cats and a donkey
GREEK : Θα ρωτήσω για τη χάρη των γάτων και ένα γαϊδουράκι
Back to ENGLISH : We ask for the grace of cats and a donkey
HEBREW : אנחנו מבקשים חסד של חתולים חמור
Back to ENGLISH : We ask a favor of a serious cat
HINDI : हम एक गंभीर बिल्ली की एक एहसान पूछना
Back to ENGLISH : We ask a favor of a serious cat
HUNGARIAN : Azt kÈrni egy sz“vessÈget s?lyos macska
Back to ENGLISH : I ask a favor from a serious cat
ICELANDIC : …g bi?ja ?ig um grei?a ?r alvarlegum kˆttur
Back to ENGLISH : I ask a favor from a serious cat
INDONESIAN : Saya minta tolong dari kucing yang serius
Back to ENGLISH : I ask for help from a serious cat
IRISH : iarr mÈ chun cabhair a fh·il Û cat tromch?iseach
Back to ENGLISH : I asked for help from a serious cat
ITALIAN : Ho chiesto l'aiuto di un gatto serio
Back to ENGLISH : I asked the help of a real cat
JAPANESE : 私は本物の猫の助けを求め
Back to ENGLISH : I am seeking the help of a real cat
KOREAN : 난 진짜 고양이의 도움을 구하고있어
Back to ENGLISH : I'm seeking the help of a real cat
LATVIAN : Es esmu meklē palīdzību nekustamā kaķis
Back to ENGLISH : I'm looking for real help cat
LITHUANIAN : A… ie…kau reali pagalba katei
Back to ENGLISH : I am looking for real help cat
MACEDONIAN : Јас барам реално им помогне на мачка
Back to ENGLISH : I am looking for real help cat
MALAY : Saya mencari kucing bantuan nyata
Back to ENGLISH : I am looking for real help cat
MALTESE : Qed infittex qtates għajnuna reali
Back to ENGLISH : Cats looking real help
NORWEGIAN : Kattene ser reell hjelp
Back to ENGLISH : Cats look real help
PERSIAN : گربه نگاه کمک واقعی
Back to ENGLISH : Cats look real help
POLISH : Koty wyglądały naprawdę pomÛc
Back to ENGLISH : Cats looked really help
PORTUGUESE : Os gatos pareciam realmente ajudar
Back to ENGLISH : The cats seemed to really help
ROMANIAN : Pisici părea să ajute Óntr-adevăr
Back to ENGLISH : Cats seem to really help
RUSSIAN : Кошки-видимому, действительно помогают
Back to ENGLISH : Cats seem to really help
SERBIAN : Изгледа да мачке стварно помоћи
Back to ENGLISH : It seems that cats really help
SLOVAK : Zd· sa, ûe mačky skutočne pomÙcť
Back to ENGLISH : It seems that cats really help
SLOVENIAN : Zdi se, da mačke res pomagajo
Back to ENGLISH : It seems that cats really help
SPANISH : Parece que los gatos realmente ayudan
Back to ENGLISH : It seems that cats really help
SWAHILI : Inaonekana kwamba kwa kweli paka msaada
Back to ENGLISH : It seems that cats really help
SWEDISH : Det verkar som katter verkligen hj‰lper
Back to ENGLISH : It seems that cats really helps
TAGALOG : Tila na cats tunay ay tumutulong sa
Back to ENGLISH : It seems that cats really helps
THAI : ดูเหมือนว่าแมวจริงๆช่วย
Back to ENGLISH : It seems that cats really help.
TURKISH : Bu kediler gerÁekten yardım gˆr¸n¸yor.
Back to ENGLISH : This cat really seems to help.
UKRAINIAN : Цей кіт насправді, то це допоможе.
Back to ENGLISH : This cat really, it helps.
VIETNAMESE : con mËo n‡y thực sự, nÛ sẽ gi?p.
Back to ENGLISH : This cat really, it will help.
WELSH : Mae hyn yn cath 'n sylweddol, bydd yn helpu.
Back to ENGLISH : This cat really will help.
YIDDISH : דאס קאַץ טאַקע וועט העלפֿן.
Back to ENGLISH : This cat really will help.

Poor old Donkey got left out in the end :lol:

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« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2010, 11:09:47 pm »
I typed: "A loophole in the law is worth two in the bill." I didn't realize just how much it was worth:

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AFRIKAANS : 'N leemte in die wet is die moeite werd twee in die wetsontwerp.
Back to ENGLISH : A loophole in the law is worth two in the bill.
ALBANIAN : Nj” shteg n” ligj ”sht” me vler” t” dy n” fatur”.
Back to ENGLISH : A loophole in the law is worth two in the bill.
ARABIC : وهناك ثغرة في القانون يساوي اثنين في مشروع القانون.
Back to ENGLISH : A loophole in the law is worth two in the bill.
BELARUSIAN : Шчыліны ў законе каштуе 2 у законапраекце.
Back to ENGLISH : Loopholes in the law is worth two in the bill.
BULGARIAN : Вратички в закона, е на стойност два милиона в сметката.
Back to ENGLISH : Loopholes in the law is worth two million in the bill.
CATALAN : Persisteixen les llacunes en la llei val per dos milions de dÚlars en el projecte de llei.
Back to ENGLISH : There remain gaps in the law applies to two million in the bill.
CHINESE : 在法律上还存在差距适用于200万的法案。
Back to ENGLISH : There is a gap in the law apply to 2 million bill.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 有一个在法律空隙申请到2万元的开支。
Back to ENGLISH : There is a gap in the law to apply to 2 million of operating expenses.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 有差距的法律適用於 200萬的營運開支。
Back to ENGLISH : There are gaps in the law applies to two million of operating expenses.
CROATIAN : Postoje nedostaci u zakonu odnosi se na dva milijuna operativnih tro…kova.
Back to ENGLISH : There are shortcomings in the law refers to two million of operating expenses.
CZECH : Existuj“ nedostatky v z·koně se vztahuje ke dvěma miliÛnům provozn“ch n·kladů.
Back to ENGLISH : There are shortcomings in the law refers to two million in operating costs.
DANISH : Der er mangler i loven henvist til to millioner i driftsudgifter.
Back to ENGLISH : There are gaps in the law refers to two million in operating expenses.
DUTCH : Er zijn lacunes in de wet wordt verwezen naar twee miljoen in bedrijfskosten.
Back to ENGLISH : There are gaps in the law refers to two million in operating costs.
ENGLISH : There are gaps in the law refers to two million in operating costs.
Back to ENGLISH : There are gaps in the law refers to two million in operating costs.
ESTONIAN : Seal on puuduj‰‰ke ?iguse viitab kaks miljonit tegevuskulusid.
Back to ENGLISH : There are shortcomings in the law refers to two million in operating costs.
FILIPINO : May mga shortcomings sa ang batas ay tumutukoy sa dalawang milyon sa mga operating gastos.
Back to ENGLISH : There are shortcomings in the law refers to two million in operating costs.
FINNISH : On puutteita lains‰‰d‰nnˆss‰ viitataan kahteen miljoonaan k‰yttˆkustannukset.
Back to ENGLISH : Shortcomings in the law refers to two million in operating costs.
FRENCH : Lacunes dans la loi se rÈfËre ‡ deux millions de dollars en co?ts d'exploitation.
Back to ENGLISH : Gaps in the law refers to two million dollars in operating costs.
GALICIAN : Lagoas na lei ref“rese a dous millÛns de dÛlares en custos operativos.
Back to ENGLISH : Gaps in the law refers to two million dollars in operating costs.
GERMAN : L¸cken im Gesetz bezieht sich auf zwei Millionen Dollar bei den Betriebskosten.
Back to ENGLISH : Gaps in the law refers to two million U.S. dollars in operating costs.
GREEK : Κενά στη νομοθεσία αναφέρεται σε δύο εκατομμυρίων δολαρίων του λειτουργικού κόστους.
Back to ENGLISH : Gaps in the law refers to two million U.S. dollars in operating costs.
HEBREW : פערים החוק מתייחס לשני מיליון דולר בהוצאות ההפעלה.
Back to ENGLISH : Gaps in the law refers to two million dollars in operating expenses.
HINDI : कानून में अंतराल परिचालन व्यय में बीस लाख डॉलर करने के लिए संदर्भित करता है.
Back to ENGLISH : Operating expenses in the gaps in the law refers to two million dollars.
HUNGARIAN : MűkˆdÈsi kˆltsÈgek a hi·nyoss·gok a tˆrvÈny utal a kÈtmilliÛ doll·rt.
Back to ENGLISH : Operating costs of the shortcomings of the Act refers to two million dollars.
ICELANDIC : Rekstrarkostna?i af gˆllum “ lˆgum er ·tt vi? tvÊr milljÛnir dollara.
Back to ENGLISH : Operating costs of defects in the law refers to two million dollars.

That's quite an expensive law.

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« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2010, 11:15:08 pm »
I have to share this one after doing it, after typing in "I'm a pirate"

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AFRIKAANS : Ek is 'n seerower
Back to ENGLISH : I am a pirate
ALBANIAN : Un” jam nj” pirat
Back to ENGLISH : I'm a pirate
ARABIC : أنا قرصان
Back to ENGLISH : I'm a Pirate
BELARUSIAN : Я Пірацкія
Back to ENGLISH : I Pirate
BULGARIAN : Аз Пират
Back to ENGLISH : I Pirate
CATALAN : Jo Pirata
Back to ENGLISH : Pirate Jo
CHINESE : 海盗乔
Back to ENGLISH : Pirate Joe
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 海盗乔
Back to ENGLISH : Pirate Joe
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 海盜喬
Back to ENGLISH : Pirate Joe
CROATIAN : Pirate Joe
Back to ENGLISH : Pirate Joe

So, if you're a pirate, you must be called Pirate Joe? :lol:

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« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2010, 11:19:01 pm »
"Kneel down and show me the sight of you begging for mercy." Quote from the new Final Fantasy movie.

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AFRIKAANS : Neerkniel en wys my die o” van jou gesmeek om genade.
Back to ENGLISH : Kneel down and show me the sight of you begging for mercy.
ALBANIAN : Bie n” gjunj” dhe t” tregojn” m” s” miri te ju lutur p”r m”shir”.
Back to ENGLISH : Kneel down and show you best pray for mercy.
ARABIC : الركوع وتبين لكم أفضل الصلاة من أجل الرحمة.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and show you the best pray for mercy.
BELARUSIAN : Лук і паказаць Вам лепшыя молімся аб міласці.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and show you the best pray for mercy.
BULGARIAN : Поклон и ще покаже най-добрите се молим за милост.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and show you best pray for mercy.
CATALAN : Arc i li mostrar‡ el millor pregar per la misericÚrdia.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and show you best pray for mercy.
CHINESE : 蝴蝶结,并显示你最好祈求宽恕。
Back to ENGLISH : Bow, and show you the best pray for forgiveness.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 鞠躬,并显示你最好祈求宽恕。
Back to ENGLISH : Bow, and show you best pray for forgiveness.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 鞠躬,並顯示你最好祈求寬恕。
Back to ENGLISH : Bow, and show you best pray for forgiveness.
CROATIAN : Luk, te vam pokazati najbolje moliti za oprost.
Back to ENGLISH : Luk, and show you the best pray for forgiveness.
CZECH : Luk a uk·zat ty nejlep…“ modlit se za odpu…těn“.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and show you the best pray for forgiveness.
DANISH : Bue og viser dig de bedste bede om tilgivelse.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and show you the best excuse.
DUTCH : Boog en tonen u het beste excuus.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and show you the best excuse.
ENGLISH : Bow and show you the best excuse.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and show you the best excuse.
ESTONIAN : Bow ja n‰itab teile parima vabandus.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and shows you the best excuse.
FILIPINO : Bow at nagpapakita sa iyo ang pinakamahusay na dahilan.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and shows you the best reason.
FINNISH : Bow ja n‰ytt‰‰ parhaat syy.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and looks best in September.
FRENCH : Bow et semble la meilleure en Septembre.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and looks best in September.
GALICIAN : Arco e parece mellor en setembro.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and look better in September.
GERMAN : Bow und besser aussehen, im September.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and look better in September.
GREEK : Bow καλύτερα και να εξετάσουμε το Σεπτέμβριο.
Back to ENGLISH : Bow and look better in September.
HEBREW : באו לחפש טוב יותר בספטמבר.
Back to ENGLISH : Came looking for better than September.
HINDI : आया सितम्बर से बेहतर की तलाश में.
Back to ENGLISH : September came in search of better.
HUNGARIAN : Szeptember Èrkezett keresÈst a jobb.
Back to ENGLISH : September were searching for the better.
ICELANDIC : September voru a? leita til hins betra.
Back to ENGLISH : September were looking for the better.
INDONESIAN : September adalah mencari yang lebih baik.
Back to ENGLISH : September is looking better.
IRISH : Me·n FÛmhair T· iarratais · lorg n“os fearr.
Back to ENGLISH : September invites applications better.
ITALIAN : Settembre invita a presentare candidature migliori.
Back to ENGLISH : September invites applications best.
JAPANESE : 9月は最高のアプリケーションを誘う。
Back to ENGLISH : September, invites applications for the best.
KOREAN : 9 월, 최고의 애플 리케이션을 초대합니다.
Back to ENGLISH : September, the best applications are invited.
LATVIAN : Septembrī, labākais pieteikumi tiek aicināti.
Back to ENGLISH : In September, the best applications are invited.
LITHUANIAN : Rugsėjo mėnesį geriausiai parai…kas kviečiama teikti.
Back to ENGLISH : In September, the best applications are invited.
MACEDONIAN : Во септември, најдобрите апликации се поканети.
Back to ENGLISH : In September, the best applications are invited.
MALAY : Pada bulan September, aplikasi terbaik dijemput.
Back to ENGLISH : In September, the best applications are invited.
MALTESE : F'Settembru, l-applikazzjonijiet aħjar huma mistiedna.
Back to ENGLISH : In September, the best applications are invited.
NORWEGIAN : I september er de beste programmene invitert.
Back to ENGLISH : In September are the best programs invited.
PERSIAN : در سپتامبر هستند بهترین برنامه دعوت شده است.
Back to ENGLISH : September are the best plan is invited.
POLISH : Wrzesień to najlepszy plan jest zaproszony.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan is invited.
PORTUGUESE : Setembro È o melhor plano È convidado.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan is invited.
ROMANIAN : Septembrie este cel mai bun plan este invitat.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan is invited.
RUSSIAN : Сентябрь является лучшим планом было предложено.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan was proposed.
SERBIAN : Септембар је најбољи план је био предложен.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan was proposed.
SLOVAK : September je najlep…“ pl·n bol navrhnut?.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan was proposed.
SLOVENIAN : September je najbolj…i načrt je bil predlagan.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan has been proposed.
SPANISH : Septiembre es el mejor plan ha sido propuesto.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan has been proposed.
SWAHILI : Septemba ni mpango bora imekuwa zilizopendekezwa.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan has been proposed.
SWEDISH : September ‰r den b‰sta planen har fˆreslagits.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan has been proposed.
TAGALOG : Septiyembre ay ang pinakamahusay na plano ay iminungkahi.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan is proposed.
THAI : กันยายนเป็นแผนเสนอที่ดีที่สุดคือ
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan is proposed.
TURKISH : Eyl¸l iyi plan ˆnerdi olmasıdır.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan was proposed.
UKRAINIAN : Вересень є кращим був запропонований план.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan was proposed.
VIETNAMESE : Th·ng ch“n l‡ phương ·n tốt nhất đ„ được đề xuất.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan was proposed.
WELSH : Mis Medi yn y cynllun gorau oedd arfaethedig.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan was proposed.
YIDDISH : סעפטעמבער איז דער בעסטער פּלאַן איז פארגעלייגט.
Back to ENGLISH : September is the best plan is proposed.

What's up with September all of a sudden :lol:

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« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2010, 11:27:29 pm »
I wanted to prove how broken this translator really was by putting in "This translator is broken" ahem yes....

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AFRIKAANS : Hierdie vertaler is gebreek
Back to ENGLISH : This translator is broken
ALBANIAN : Ky p”rkthyes ka thyer
Back to ENGLISH : The translator is broken
ARABIC : مكسورة ومترجم
Back to ENGLISH : Broken and a translator
BELARUSIAN : Пабітыя і перакладчык
Back to ENGLISH : Shattered and translator
BULGARIAN : Разби и преводач
Back to ENGLISH : Broke and translator
CATALAN : Sense diners i traductor
Back to ENGLISH : Without money and translator
CHINESE : 如果没有金钱和翻译
Back to ENGLISH : If there is no money and translation
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 如果没有钱和翻译
Back to ENGLISH : If no money and translation
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 如果沒有錢和翻譯
Back to ENGLISH : If no money and translation
CROATIAN : Ako nema novca i prijevod
Back to ENGLISH : If there is no money and translation
CZECH : Pokud nen“ k dispozici pen“ze a překlad
Back to ENGLISH : If there is no money and translation
DANISH : Hvis der ikke er penge og oversÊttelse
Back to ENGLISH : If there is money and translation
DUTCH : Als er geld is en de vertaling
Back to ENGLISH : If there is money and the translation
ENGLISH : If there is money and the translation
Back to ENGLISH : If there is money and the translation
ESTONIAN : Kui on raha ja t?lkimine
Back to ENGLISH : Where is the money and Translation
FILIPINO : Saan ang pera at Translation
Back to ENGLISH : Where is the money and Translation
FINNISH : Jos on rahaa ja k‰‰nnˆstieteiden
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and Translation Studies
FRENCH : Si vous avez de l'argent et ‡ la traduction des Ètudes
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and translation studies
GALICIAN : Se tes diÒeiro e os estudos de traduciÛn
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and translation studies
GERMAN : Wenn Sie Geld und Translation Studies
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and Translation Studies
GREEK : Αν έχετε χρήματα και Μετάφραση Σπουδών
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and Translation Studies
HEBREW : אם יש לך כסף ואת התרגום
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and translation
HINDI : अगर आप पैसे और अनुवाद किया है
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and translation
HUNGARIAN : Ha van pÈnz Ès ford“t·s
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and Translation
ICELANDIC : Ef ?? ·tt peninga og ???ing
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and Translation
INDONESIAN : Jika Anda memiliki uang dan Penerjemahan
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and Translation
IRISH : M· t· t? airgead agus Aistri?ch·n
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and Translation
ITALIAN : Se hai i soldi e traduzione
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and translation
JAPANESE : あなたはお金と翻訳をしている場合
Back to ENGLISH : If you have money and translation
KOREAN : 돈을 번역이있는 경우
Back to ENGLISH : If money is a translation
LATVIAN : Ja nauda ir tulkojums
Back to ENGLISH : If money is the translation
LITHUANIAN : Jeigu pinigai yra vertimo
Back to ENGLISH : If money is the translation
MACEDONIAN : Ако парите се на превод
Back to ENGLISH : If money is the translation
MALAY : Jika wang terjemahan
Back to ENGLISH : If the currency translation
MALTESE : Jekk il-munita ta 'traduzzjoni
Back to ENGLISH : If the currency translation
NORWEGIAN : Hvis valutaomregningseffekter
Back to ENGLISH : If the currency translation effects
PERSIAN : اگر ترجمه ارز اثرات
Back to ENGLISH : If the currency translation effects
POLISH : Jeśli przeliczenia skutkÛw
Back to ENGLISH : If the conversion effect
PORTUGUESE : Se o efeito de convers„o
Back to ENGLISH : The effect of conversion
ROMANIAN : Efectul de conversie
Back to ENGLISH : Effect of conversion
RUSSIAN : Последствия преобразования
Back to ENGLISH : Effect of conversion
SERBIAN : Утицај конверзије
Back to ENGLISH : Impact of conversion
SLOVAK : Vplyv premeny
Back to ENGLISH : Effect of conversion
SLOVENIAN : Vpliv pretvorbe
Back to ENGLISH : The impact of conversion
SPANISH : El impacto de la conversiÛn
Back to ENGLISH : The impact of conversion
SWAHILI : Madhara ya kubadilika
Back to ENGLISH : Effects of changing
SWEDISH : Effekterna av ‰ndrade
Back to ENGLISH : The Effects of Changes
TAGALOG : Ang Effects ng mga Pagbabago
Back to ENGLISH : The Effects of Changes
THAI : ผลของการเปลี่ยนแปลง
Back to ENGLISH : Effects of change
TURKISH : Etkileri değişim
Back to ENGLISH : The effects of change
UKRAINIAN : Наслідків зміни
Back to ENGLISH : Change impacts
VIETNAMESE : Thay đổi t·c động
Back to ENGLISH : Change Impact
WELSH : Effaith Newid
Back to ENGLISH : Effect Change
YIDDISH : ווירקונג בייַט
Back to ENGLISH : Energy exchange

Talking about energy in the end when I was talking about translating to start of with? And even having money show up in there? :blink:

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« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2010, 11:29:13 pm »
I've got another, a math joke:

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ENGLISH: "a squared" times "b squared" equals "c squared".
AFRIKAANS : "'N kwadraat" tye "b kwadraat" gelykes "c kwadraat".
Back to ENGLISH : "A squared" times "b square" equals c squared.
ALBANIAN : "Nj” katror" her” "sheshi b" e barabart” me c katror.
Back to ENGLISH : "A square" times "square b" equals c square.
ARABIC : "ألف ساحة" تايمز "ب مربع" يساوي مربع ج.
Back to ENGLISH : "A Square" Times "with box" c equals the square.
BELARUSIAN : "Квадрат" Times "з каробкі" з роўным плошчы.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square" Times "of the box with the same area.
BULGARIAN : "Квадрат" Таймс "от кутията със същата площ.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square" Times of the box with the same area.
CATALAN : "PlaÁa" Els temps de la caixa amb la mateixa ‡rea.
Back to ENGLISH : "Plaza" Times of the box with the same area.
CHINESE : “广场”的领域中具有相同的时代。
Back to ENGLISH : "Square" in the field have the same age.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : “广场”在该领域具有相同的年龄。
Back to ENGLISH : "Square" in the area the same age.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : “廣場”在該地區同年齡。
Back to ENGLISH : "Square" in the region of the same age.
CROATIAN : "Kvadrat" na području iste dobi.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square" in the same age.
CZECH : "N·měst“", ve stejnÈm věku.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", at the same age.
DANISH : "Square", p samme alder.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", at the same age.
DUTCH : "Plein", op dezelfde leeftijd.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", at the same age.
ENGLISH : "Square", at the same age.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", at the same age.
ESTONIAN : "Ruut", samas vanuses.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", at the same age.
FILIPINO : "Square", sa parehong edad.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", the same age.
FINNISH : "Square", saman ik‰inen.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", the same age.
FRENCH : "Square", du m’me ‚ge.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", the same age.
GALICIAN : "Cadrado", da mesma idade.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", the same age.
GERMAN : "Square", im gleichen Alter.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square", in the same age.
GREEK : "Πλατεία", στην ίδια ηλικία.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square" in the same age.
HEBREW : "כיכר" באותו גיל.
Back to ENGLISH : "Square" at the same age.
HINDI : "एक ही उम्र में स्क्वायर".
Back to ENGLISH : "Square in the same age.
HUNGARIAN : "TÈr az azonos kor?.
Back to ENGLISH : "Space of the same age.
ICELANDIC : "R?m · sama aldri.
Back to ENGLISH : "Space in the same age.
INDONESIAN : "Space di usia yang sama.
Back to ENGLISH : "Space at the same age.
IRISH : "Space ag an aois chÈanna.
Back to ENGLISH : "Space at the same age.
ITALIAN : "Spazio alla stessa et‡.
Back to ENGLISH : "Space at the same age.
JAPANESE : "宇宙と同じ歳で。
Back to ENGLISH : "In the same age of the universe.
KOREAN : "우주의 같은 시대에.
Back to ENGLISH : "In the same period of the universe.
LATVIAN : "Tajā pa…ā laikā no Visuma.
Back to ENGLISH : "At the same time of the universe.
LITHUANIAN : "Tuo pačiu metu i… visatos.
Back to ENGLISH : "At the same time in the universe.
MACEDONIAN : "Во исто време во универзумот.
Back to ENGLISH : "At the same time in the universe.
MALAY : "Pada masa yang sama di alam semesta.
Back to ENGLISH : "At the same time in the universe.
MALTESE : "Fl-istess ħin fl-univers.
Back to ENGLISH : "At the same time in the universe.
NORWEGIAN : "PÂ samme tid i universet.
Back to ENGLISH : "At the same time in the universe.
PERSIAN : "در همان زمان در عالم هستی است.
Back to ENGLISH : "At the same time you are in the universe.
POLISH : "W tym samym czasie pojawi się we wszechświecie.
Back to ENGLISH : "At the same time you are in the universe.
PORTUGUESE : "Ao mesmo tempo voc’ est· no universo.
Back to ENGLISH : "While you are in the universe.

It's right, technically; in another universe, the laws of reality may be different  :lol:

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« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2010, 11:30:02 pm »
Okay, I started with...

"The Land Before Time has possibly the worst sequels ever!" (Note: Not my actual opinion.  This is just for the game.)

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AFRIKAANS : Die land voor die tyd is dalk die ergste vervolgens ooit!
Back to ENGLISH : The land before time, then perhaps the worst ever!
ALBANIAN : Toka koh” m” par”, ndoshta at”her” e keqja kurr”!
Back to ENGLISH : The land before time, then maybe the worst ever!
ARABIC : الأرض مرة من قبل ، وبعد ذلك ربما أسوأ من أي وقت مضى!
Back to ENGLISH : The Earth once before, and then maybe worse than ever!
BELARUSIAN : Зямлі адзін раз, а потым, можа быць, горш, чым калі-небудзь!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps, worse than ever!
BULGARIAN : Земята веднъж, а след това, може би, по-лошо от всякога!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps, worse than ever!
CATALAN : Terra una vegada, i desprÈs, potser, pitjor que mai!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps, worse than ever!
CHINESE : 地球一次,然后,或许比以往任何时候都更糟糕!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 地球一次,然后,也许比以往任何时候都更糟糕!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 地球一次,然後,也許比以往任何時候都更糟糕!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
CROATIAN : Zemlje jednom, a onda, moûda vi…e nego ikad, jo… gore!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
CZECH : Země jednou, a pak, moûn· v“ce neû kdy jindy, je…tě hor…“!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
DANISH : Jorden en gang, og derefter, mÂske mere end nogensinde, er endnu vÊrre!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, is even worse!
DUTCH : Aarde eens, en dan, misschien meer dan ooit, is nog erger!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
ESTONIAN : Maa ¸ks kord, ja siis ehk rohkem kui kunagi varem, veelgi hullem!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
FILIPINO : Earth-sabay, at pagkatapos, marahil higit kailanman, kahit na mas masahol pa!
Back to ENGLISH : Earth once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
FINNISH : Maan kerran, ja sitten, ehk‰ enemm‰n kuin koskaan, viel‰ pahempi!
Back to ENGLISH : The country once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
FRENCH : Le pays une fois, et puis, peut-’tre plus que jamais, pire encore!
Back to ENGLISH : The country once, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
GALICIAN : O pa“s unha vez e, a continuaciÛn, quizais m·is que nunca, peor a“nda!
Back to ENGLISH : The country once more and then maybe more than ever, even worse!
GERMAN : Das Land noch einmal und dann vielleicht mehr denn je, noch schlimmer!
Back to ENGLISH : The land once more and then maybe more than ever, even worse!
GREEK : Η γη για άλλη μια φορά και στη συνέχεια, ίσως περισσότερο από ποτέ, ακόμα χειρότερα!
Back to ENGLISH : The land once more and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
HEBREW : האדמה שוב ולאחר מכן, אולי יותר מתמיד, אפילו יותר גרוע!
Back to ENGLISH : Ground again, and then, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
HINDI : जमीन फिर से, और फिर, शायद कभी से अधिक, भी बदतर!
Back to ENGLISH : Ground again, and again, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
HUNGARIAN : Fˆldi ?jra Ès ?jra, tal·n jobban, mint valaha, mÈg rosszabb!
Back to ENGLISH : Ground and over again, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
ICELANDIC : Ground og aftur, ef til vill fleiri en nokkru sinni fyrr, jafnvel verra!
Back to ENGLISH : Ground and again, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
INDONESIAN : Ground dan lagi, mungkin lebih dari sebelumnya, bahkan lebih buruk!
Back to ENGLISH : Ground and again, perhaps more than ever, even worse!
IRISH : Ground agus ar“s, b'fhÈidir n“os mÛ n· riamh, fi? i ndonas!
Back to ENGLISH : Ground and, perhaps more than ever, even in ndonas!
ITALIAN : A terra e, forse pi? che mai, anche in ndonas!
Back to ENGLISH : On the ground and, perhaps more than ever, even in ndonas!
JAPANESE : 地面では、おそらくこれまで以上にも、ndonasの他の宿泊!
Back to ENGLISH : The ground was perhaps more than ever, ndonas accommodation in!
KOREAN : 땅이 아마도 어느 때보 다되었다 ndonas 숙소에서!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever on the earth dadoeeotda ndonas hostel!
LATVIAN : Varbūt vairāk nekā jebkad uz zemes dadoeeotda ndonas hostelis!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever on earth dadoeeotda ndonas hostel!
LITHUANIAN : Patikrinkite labiau nei kada nors ûemėje dadoeeotda ndonas namai!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever on earth dadoeeotda ndonas house!
MACEDONIAN : Можеби повеќе од било кога на земјата dadoeeotda ndonas куќата!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever the country dadoeeotda ndonas house!
MALAY : Mungkin lebih dari sebelumnya rumah negara ndonas dadoeeotda!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever before ndonas dadoeeotda home country!
MALTESE : Forsi aktar minn qatt qabel ndonas dadoeeotda pajjiżhom!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever ndonas dadoeeotda home!
NORWEGIAN : Kanskje mer enn noen gang ndonas dadoeeotda hjem!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever ndonas dadoeeotda home!
PERSIAN : شاید بیش از همیشه به خانه dadoeeotda ndonas!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever home dadoeeotda ndonas!
POLISH : Być może bardziej niż kiedykolwiek domu dadoeeotda ndonas!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever home dadoeeotda ndonas!
PORTUGUESE : Talvez mais do que nunca em casa ndonas dadoeeotda!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever at home Ndoni dadoeeotda!
ROMANIAN : Poate mai mult ca niciodată acasă dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
RUSSIAN : Возможно, более чем когда-либо дома dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
SERBIAN : Можда више него икада код куће дадоееотда Ндони!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
SLOVAK : Sn·ď viac ako inokedy doma dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
SLOVENIAN : Morda bolj kot kdajkoli prej doma dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
SPANISH : Quiz·s m·s que nunca en su casa dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than ever at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
SWAHILI : Labda zaidi kuliko nyumbani dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
SWEDISH : Kanske mer ‰n hemma dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
TAGALOG : Marahil higit pa sa sa bahay dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
THAI : บางทีกว่าที่บ้าน dadoeeotda Ndoni!
Back to ENGLISH : Perhaps more than at home dadoeeotda Ndoni!
TURKISH : Belki evde dadoeeotda Ndoni olarak daha fazla!
Back to ENGLISH : Dadoeeotda Ndoni as perhaps more at home!
UKRAINIAN : Dadoeeotda Ndoni, як, можливо, більше у себе вдома!
Back to ENGLISH : Dadoeeotda Ndoni, as perhaps more at home!
VIETNAMESE : Dadoeeotda Ndoni, vÏ cÛ lẽ nhiều hơn ở nh‡!
Back to ENGLISH : Dadoeeotda Ndoni, because perhaps more than at home!
WELSH : Dadoeeotda Ndoni, oherwydd efallai yn fwy nag yn y cartref!
Back to ENGLISH : Dadoeeotda Ndoni, because perhaps more than at home!
YIDDISH : דאַדאָעעאָטדאַ נדאָני, ווייַל טאָמער מער ווי אין שטוב!
Back to ENGLISH : Dadoeeotda ndoni, because perhaps more than at home!

Oh man!  This is one BAD translator. :lol:

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« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2010, 11:35:43 pm »
Here's a blunt statement: "You smell like a dirty sock."

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AFRIKAANS : Jy ruik soos 'n vuil sokkie.
Back to ENGLISH : You smell like a dirty sock.
ALBANIAN : Ju er” si nj” goditje t” pista.
Back to ENGLISH : You smell like a dirty blow.
ARABIC : لك رائحة مثل ضربة القذرة.
Back to ENGLISH : You smell like a dirty blow.
BELARUSIAN : Ад цябе пахне, як брудная ўдар.
Back to ENGLISH : You smell like a dirty blow.
BULGARIAN : Миришеш като мръсен удар.
Back to ENGLISH : You smell like dirty blow.
CATALAN : Sents a cop brut.
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
CHINESE : 时间感到肮脏。
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 时间感到肮脏。
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 時間感到骯髒。
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
CROATIAN : Vrijeme da se osjećaju prljavo.
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
CZECH : Čas c“tit …pinavÈ.
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
DANISH : Tid til at f¯le sig beskidt.
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
DUTCH : Tijd om voel me vies.
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
ESTONIAN : Aeg tunda m‰‰rdunud.
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
FILIPINO : Time sa pakiramdam marumi.
Back to ENGLISH : Time to feel dirty.
FINNISH : Aika likainen.
Back to ENGLISH : Time dirty.
FRENCH : Temps sale.
Back to ENGLISH : Time dirty.
GALICIAN : Time porco.
Back to ENGLISH : Team foul.
GERMAN : Team Foul.
Back to ENGLISH : Team foul.
GREEK : Η ομάδα φάουλ.
Back to ENGLISH : The team fouls.
HEBREW : צוות עבירות.
Back to ENGLISH : Team fouls.
HINDI : टीम fouls.
Back to ENGLISH : Team fouls.
HUNGARIAN : Szab·lytalans·gok csapat.
Back to ENGLISH : Irregularities team.
ICELANDIC : Misfellur li?.
Back to ENGLISH : Irregularities team.
INDONESIAN : Penyimpangan tim.
Back to ENGLISH : The divergence of the team.
IRISH : Leis an Èags?lacht na foirne.
Back to ENGLISH : The diversity of staff.
ITALIAN : La diversit‡ del personale.
Back to ENGLISH : The diversity of staff.
JAPANESE : スタッフの多様性。
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity of staff.
KOREAN : 직원의 다양성.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity of staff.
LATVIAN : Daudzveidību darbiniekiem.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity of staff.
LITHUANIAN : Įvairovės darbuotojų.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity staff.
MACEDONIAN : Разновидност на персоналот.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity of staff.
MALAY : Keanekaragaman kakitangan.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity of staff.
MALTESE : Diversit‡ ta 'l-istaff.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity of staff.
NORWEGIAN : Mangfold av ansatte.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity of employees.
PERSIAN : تنوع کارکنان.
Back to ENGLISH : Staff diversity.
POLISH : Ocena rÛżnorodności.
Back to ENGLISH : Assessment of diversity.
PORTUGUESE : AvaliaÁ„o da diversidade.
Back to ENGLISH : Evaluation of diversity.
ROMANIAN : Evaluarea diversităţii.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity assessment.
RUSSIAN : Разнообразии оценки.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity assessment.
SERBIAN : Разноликост процене.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity assessment.
SLOVAK : Rozmanitosť hodnotenie.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity assessment.
SLOVENIAN : Raznolikost oceno.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity assessment.
SPANISH : Diversidad de evaluaciÛn.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity assessment.
SWAHILI : Diversity tathmini.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity assessment.
SWEDISH : MÂngfald bedˆmning.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity assessment.
TAGALOG : Diversity pagtatasa.
Back to ENGLISH : Diversity analysis.
THAI : การวิเคราะห์ความหลากหลาย
Back to ENGLISH : Analysis of diversity
TURKISH : Analiz Áeşitliliğin
Back to ENGLISH : Analysis of diversity
UKRAINIAN : Аналіз розмаїття
Back to ENGLISH : Analysis of diversity
VIETNAMESE : Ph‚n t“ch của sự đa dạng
Back to ENGLISH : Analysis of diversity
WELSH : Dadansoddiad o amrywiaeth
Back to ENGLISH : Analysis of diversity
YIDDISH : אַנאַליז פון דייווערסיטי
Back to ENGLISH : Analysis of Diversity

Time to feel dirty :lol: oh god :lol

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« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2010, 11:37:00 pm »
Now, Let's just see how broken this "Broken Translator" is. :D

I started with...

"This translation tool is powered Google Translate. Convey This is not affiliated with Google. We do not mean to imply in any way that Google Translate is bad, we are just pointing out the inherent flaws in all current machine translators."

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AFRIKAANS : Hierdie vertaling instrument word aangedryf Google Translate. Dra Dit is nie geaffilieer is met Google. Ons bedoel nie om op enige wyse impliseer dat Google Translate is sleg, en ons net is dit dui op die inherente tekortkominge in al die huidige masjien vertalers.
Back to ENGLISH : This translation tool is powered Google Translate. Wear is not affiliated with Google. We mean not in any way imply that Google Translate is bad, and we are just pointing out the shortcomings inherent in all current machine translators.
ALBANIAN : Ky mjet i p”rkthimit ”sht” mund”suar Google Translate. Veshin nuk eshte i lidhur me Google. Ne nuk do t” thot” n” asnj” m”nyr” t” thot” q” Google Translate ”sht” e keqe, dhe ne jemi vet”m duke v”n” n” dukje mang”sit” e pandar” n” t” gjith” p”rkthyesit makin”n aktuale.
Back to ENGLISH : This translation tool is powered Google Translate. Wear is not affiliated with Google. We do not mean in any way mean that Google Translate is bad, and we're just pointing out the shortcomings inherent in all current machine translators.
ARABIC : هو مدعوم من هذه الأداة الترجمة مترجم جوجل. لا ينتمي ملابس مع صور. ونحن لا نعني بأي شكل من الأشكال يعني ان غوغل ترجمة سيئة ، ونحن فقط مشيرا إلى أوجه القصور المتأصلة في جميع المترجمين الجهاز الحالي.
Back to ENGLISH : Is powered by this tool translation Google Translate. Clothing is not affiliated with Google. We do not mean in any way mean that Google is a bad translation, and we are just pointing out the shortcomings inherent in all current machine translators.
BELARUSIAN : Разлічана на харчаванне ад гэтага інструмента перакладу Google Translate. Адзенне не звязаны з Google. Гаворка ідзе не ў якай меры не азначае, што Google з'яўляецца дрэнны пераклад, і мы проста паказваючы недахопы, уласцівыя ва ўсіх цяперашніх перакладчыкаў машыны.
Back to ENGLISH : Is powered by the tool translation Google Translate. Clothing is not associated with Google. It is not in any way mean that Google is a bad translation, and we are just pointing out the shortcomings inherent in all current translation machine.
BULGARIAN : Се захранва от инструмента за превод Google Translate. Облеклото не е свързана с Google. Тя не е по никакъв начин да означава, че Google е лоша превод, а ние сме само посочване на недостатъците, присъщи на всички настоящи машинен превод.
Back to ENGLISH : Powered tool for translation Google Translate. The garment is not connected with Google. It is in no way means that Google is a bad translation, but we are only an indication of the shortcomings inherent in all current machine translation.
CATALAN : Desenvolupat eina de traducciÛ Google Translate. La peÁa no est‡ connectat amb Google. …s de cap manera vol dir que Google Ès una mala traducciÛ, perÚ sÛn nomÈs una indicaciÛ de les deficiËncies inherents a tota traducciÛ actual de la m‡quina.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate translation tool developed. The piece is not connected with Google. It is in no way means that Google is a bad translation, but are only an indication of the shortcomings inherent in any translation of the current machine.
CHINESE : 谷歌翻译翻译工具开发。一块是没有连接与谷歌。这决不是意味着谷歌是一个坏的翻译,但只不过是在任何的缺点当前机器翻译的迹象。
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate translation tools development. One is not connected with Google. This is no mean that Google is a bad translation, but only the shortcomings in current machine translation of any signs.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 谷歌翻译工具翻译的发展。一个是没有连接与谷歌。这不是意味着,谷歌是一个坏的翻译,但只有在当前的任何迹象机器翻译的缺点。
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation tools translation development. One is not connected with Google. This does not mean that Google is a bad translation, but only in the current shortcomings of any signs of machine translation.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 谷歌翻譯工具翻譯的發展。一個是沒有連接與谷歌。這並不意味著谷歌是一個壞的翻譯,但只有在當前的缺點任何跡象機器翻譯。
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation tools translation development. One is not connected with Google. This does not mean Google is a bad translation, but only in the current shortcomings of any signs of machine translation.
CROATIAN : Google prevođenje prijevoda razvoj. Jedan nije povezana s Google. To ne znači Google je lo… prijevod, ali samo u trenutnoj nedostatke bilo kakvih znakova strojno prevođenje.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation of the translation development. One is not affiliated with Google. This does not mean Google is a bad translation, but only in the current absence of any signs of machine translation.
CZECH : Google překlad překladu v?voje. Jedn“m z nich je nen“ spojen s Google. To neznamen·, ûe Google je …patn? překlad, ale pouze v aktu·ln“ neexistuj“ û·dnÈ zn·mky strojovÈho překladu.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translations Development. One of them is not affiliated with Google. That does not mean that Google is a bad translation, but only in the current absence of any signs of machine translation.
DANISH : Google OversÊttelser udvikling. En af dem er ikke tilknyttet Google. Det betyder ikke, at Google er en dÂrlig oversÊttelse, men kun i den nuvÊrende mangel p ethvert tegn p maskinoversÊttelse.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translations Development. One of them is not affiliated with Google. That does not mean that Google is a bad translation, but only in the current absence of any signs of machine translation.
DUTCH : Google Vertalingen Ontwikkeling. Een van hen is niet gelieerd aan Google. Dat betekent niet dat Google is een slechte vertaling, maar alleen in de huidige afwezigheid van enig teken van machine vertaling.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translations Development. One of them is not affiliated with Google. That does not mean that Google is a bad translation, but only in the current absence of any evidence of machine translation.
ENGLISH : Google Translations Development. One of them is not affiliated with Google. That does not mean that Google is a bad translation, but only in the current absence of any evidence of machine translation.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translations Development. One of them is not affiliated with Google. That does not mean that Google is a bad translation, but only in the current absence of any evidence of machine translation.
ESTONIAN : Google t?lked Arengupank. ‹ks neist ei ole seotud Google. See ei t‰henda, et Google on halb t?lge, vaid ainult jooksva t?endite puudumisel masint?lke.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translations Development Bank. One of them is not related to Google. That does not mean that Google is a bad translation, but only for the current absence of evidence of machine translation.
FILIPINO : Google Translations Development Bank. Isa sa mga ito ay hindi na may kaugnayan sa Google. Iyan ay hindi nangangahulugan na ang Google ay isang masamang translation, ngunit para lamang sa kasalukuyang kawalan ng katibayan ng makina pagsasalin.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translations Development Bank. One of them is not related to Google. That does not mean that Google is a bad translated, but only for the current lack of evidence of machine translations.
FINNISH : Google K‰‰nnˆkset kehityspankki. Yksi niist‰ ei liity Google. T‰m‰ ei tarkoita, ett‰ Google on paha k‰‰nt‰‰, vaan ainoastaan t‰ll‰ hetkell‰ ole todisteita konek‰‰nnˆksi‰.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translations Development. One of them does not involve Google. This does not mean that Google is an evil turn, but only at the moment no evidence of machine translations.
FRENCH : Google Traduction pour le dÈveloppement. L'un d'eux ne comporte pas de Google. Cela ne signifie pas que Google est un vilain tour, mais seulement pour le moment aucune preuve de la traduction automatique.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One does not Google. This does not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for the moment no evidence of machine translation.
GALICIAN : Traduce Google para o desenvolvemento. Unha cousa non Google. Isto non significa que Google È un truco porco, pero sÛ para o momento ningunha evidencia de traducciÛn autom·tica.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing not Google. This does not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for the moment no evidence of machine translation.
GERMAN : Google Translate f¸r die Entwicklung. Eine Sache, nicht Google. Dies bedeutet nicht, dass Google einen schmutzigen Trick ist, aber nur f¸r den Moment keine Anhaltspunkte f¸r die maschinelle ‹bersetzung.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for the development. One thing that is not Google. This does not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for the moment no evidence of the machine translation.
GREEK : Google Translate για την ανάπτυξη. Ένα πράγμα που δεν είναι το Google. Αυτό δεν σημαίνει ότι η Google είναι ένα βρώμικο τέχνασμα, αλλά μόνο προς το παρόν δεν στοιχειοθετείται η αυτόματη μετάφραση.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing that is not Google. This does not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for the moment no evidence of automatic translation.
HEBREW : גוגל תרגם עבור פיתוח. דבר אחד הוא לא גוגל. אין פירוש הדבר כי גוגל הוא תרגיל מלוכלך, אבל רק לרגע אין ראיות של תרגום אוטומטי.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing is not Google. This does not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for a moment there is no evidence of automatic translation.
HINDI : विकास के लिए Google अनुवाद. एक बात यह गूगल नहीं है. इसका मतलब यह नहीं है कि गूगल एक गंदी चाल है, लेकिन केवल एक क्षण के लिए वहाँ स्वत: अनुवाद के कोई सबूत नहीं है.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing Google is not. Not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for a moment, there is automatic translation is no evidence.
HUNGARIAN : Google Translate a fejlődÈs. Egy dolog a Google nem. Nem jelenti azt, hogy a Google egy piszkos tr¸kk, de csak egy pillanatra, nincs automatikus ford“t·s nincs bizony“tÈk.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing Google does not. Does not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for a moment, there is no automated translation is not evidence.
ICELANDIC : Google Translate fyrir ?rÛun. Eitt sem Google gerir ?a? ekki. ???ir ekki a? Google er Ûhrein brag?, en a?eins eitt augnablik, ?a? er engin sj·lfvirk ???ing er ekki sˆnnun.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing Google does not. Does not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for a moment, there is no automated translation is not proof.
INDONESIAN : Google Translate untuk pembangunan. Satu hal Google tidak. Tidak berarti bahwa Google adalah trik kotor, tapi hanya untuk sesaat, tidak ada terjemahan otomatis tidak bukti.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing Google does not. It does not mean that Google is a dirty trick, but only for a moment, there is no automated translation is not evidence.
IRISH : Google Translate le haghaidh forbartha. Rud amh·in nach Google. N“ N“ chialla“onn go Google is a trick salach, ach amh·in ar feadh nÛimÈad, n“l aon fhianaise aistri?ch·n uathoibrithe.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing that Google. Not mean that Google is not a dirty trick, only for a moment, there is no evidence of automated translation.
ITALIAN : Google Translate per lo sviluppo. Una cosa che di Google. Non significa che Google non Ë un gioco sporco, solo per un momento, non vi Ë alcuna prova di traduzione automatica.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate for development. One thing Google. It does not mean that Google is not a dirty game, just for a moment, there is no evidence of machine translation.
JAPANESE : Google翻訳開発。一つのGoogle。これは、Googleが汚いゲーム、ちょっとではないわけではない、そこに機械翻訳の証拠はない。
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation development. One of Google. This, Google dirty game, but not without a bit not in, there is no evidence of machine translation.
KOREAN : Google 번역 개발. 한 구글의. 이것은, 구글 더러운 경기지만, 조금 잘하지하지 않고, 거기 기계 번역의 흔적이다.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation development. One of Google. This, Google, dirty game, but without a well, there is no sign of machine translation.
LATVIAN : Google tulko…anas attīstību. Viens no Google. Tas, Google, netīrās spēle, bet bez labi, nekas neliecina par ma…īntulko…anu.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation development. One of Google. This, Google, dirty game, but without good, there is no indication of machine translation.
LITHUANIAN : "Google" vertimo plėtrą. Vienas i… "Google". Tai, Google, purvinas ûaidimas, bet be gero, nėra automatinio vertimo nuoroda.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation development. One of Google. This is Google's dirty game, but without sound, there is no automatic link translation.
MACEDONIAN : Гугл превод развој. Еден на Google. Ова е валкана игра на Google, но без звук, нема автоматски линк превод.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation development. One of Google. This is a dirty game of Google, but no sound, no automatic link translation.
MALAY : Google terjemahan pembangunan. Salah satu Google. Ini adalah permainan kotor dari Google, tapi tak ada suara, tidak ada terjemahan pautan automatik.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation of the development. One of Google. This is a dirty game of Google, but no voice, there is no automatic link translation.
MALTESE : Google traduzzjoni ta 'l-iżvilupp. Waħda mill-Google. Din hija logħba maħmuġ ta 'Google, imma l-ebda leħen, m'hemm l-ebda traduzzjoni rabta awtomatika.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation of the development. One of Google. This game is off of Google, but no voice, there is no automatic link translation.
NORWEGIAN : Google oversettelse av utbyggingen. En av Google. Dette spillet er av av Google, men ingen stemme, det er ingen automatisk kobling oversettelse.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation of the development. One of Google. This game is off of Google, but no voice, there is no automatic link translation.
PERSIAN : ترجمه گوگل از توسعه است. یکی از گوگل. این بازی خاموش است از گوگل ، اما هیچ صدایی ، هیچ ترجمه لینک خودکار وجود دارد.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translation of the development. One of Google. This game is off Google, but no sound, there is no automatic link translation.
POLISH : Tłumaczenie Google rozwoju. Jednym z Google. Ta gra jest od Google, ale nie ma dźwięku, nie ma tłumaczenia automatycznego link.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translation development. One of Google. This game is from Google, but no sound, there is no automatic link translation.
PORTUGUESE : Google Translation desenvolvimento. Um dos Google. Este jogo È do Google, mas sem som, n„o h· link de traduÁ„o autom·tica.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translation development. One of Google. This game is Google, but without sound, there is no automatic link translation.
ROMANIAN : Google Traducere de dezvoltare. Unul dintre Google. Acest joc este Google, dar fără sunet, nu există nicio legătură de traducere automată.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate development. One of Google. This game is Google, but without sound, there is no automatic link translation.
RUSSIAN : Google Translate развития. Один из Google. Эта игра является Google, но без звука, нет автоматического перевода ссылку.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate development. One of Google. This game is Google, but no sound, no automatic translation link.
SERBIAN : Гоогле Транслате развој. Један од Гоогле-а. Ова игра је Гоогле, али нема звука, нема аутоматско превођење везе.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate development. One of Google. This game is Google, but no sound, no automatic translation links.
SLOVAK : Google Translate rozvoj. Jeden z Google. T·to hra je Google, ale ûiadny zvuk, ûiadny automatick? preklad v‰zieb.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate development. One of Google. This game is Google, but no sound, no automatic translation links.
SLOVENIAN : Google Translate razvoj. Eden od Google. Ta igra je Google, vendar ne zvok, ne samodejno prevajanje povezav.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Translate development. One of Google. This game is Google, but no sound, does not automatically translate links.
SPANISH : Traductor Google desarrollo. Uno de Google. Este juego es de Google, pero no hay sonido, no se traduce autom·ticamente enlaces.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translator development. One of Google. This game is for Google, but no sound, does not automatically translate links.
SWAHILI : Google translator maendeleo. Moja ya Google. mchezo huu ni kwa ajili ya Google, lakini sauti hakuna, siyo moja kwa moja kutafsiri viungo.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translator development. One of Google. This game is for Google, but no sound, not directly translate links.
SWEDISH : Google ˆvers‰ttare utveckling. En av Google. Detta spel ‰r fˆr Google, men inget ljud, inte direkt ˆvers‰tta l‰nkar.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translator development. One of Google. This game is for Google, but no sound, does not directly translate links.
TAGALOG : Google translator pagpapaunlad. Isa sa Google. Ang larong ito ay para sa Google, ngunit walang tunog, ay hindi direktang link sa pagsasalin-wika.
Back to ENGLISH : Google translator development. One of Google. This game is for Google, but no sound, is not directly linked to translation.
THAI : การแปล Google หนึ่ง Google เกมนี้สำหรับ Google แต่เสียงไม่มีไม่ได้เชื่อมโยงโดยตรงกับการแปล
Back to ENGLISH : Google Google translation of this game for Google, but no sound is not linked directly to the translation.
TURKISH : Google iÁin bu oyun Google Google Áeviri, ama hiÁ ses doğrudan Áeviri ile bağlantılı değildir.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Google Google translation for this game, but no sound is not directly associated with translation.
UKRAINIAN : Google Google Google перекладу для цієї гри, але звук не буде, безпосередньо не пов'язаних з перекладом.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Google Google translation for this game, but no sound, not directly related to the translation.
VIETNAMESE : Google Google Google dịch thuật cho trÚ chơi n‡y, nhưng khÙng cÛ ‚m thanh, khÙng trực tiếp li’n quan đến bản dịch.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Google Google translation for this game, but no sound, not directly related to the translation.
WELSH : Google Google Google cyfieithiad ar gyfer y g’m, ond na blymio, nad yw'n ymwneud yn uniongyrchol ar y cyfieithiad.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Google Google translation for the game, but no sound, does not relate directly to the translation.
YIDDISH : Google גוגל Google איבערזעצונג פֿאַר די שפּיל, אָבער ניט געזונט, קען ניט פאַרבינדן גלייַך צו די איבערזעצונג.
Back to ENGLISH : Google Google Google translation for the game, but not well, can not connect directly to the translation.

Whoops!  I think I broke the Broken Translator. :P:

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« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2010, 11:38:14 pm »
Be warned, the following uses a certain word which may not be appropiate for younger audiences.....

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AFRIKAANS : Ek wil om seks te h’ op die strand
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
ALBANIAN : Un” dua q” t” kryeni marr”dh”nie seksuale n” plazh
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
ARABIC : اريد ان ممارسة الجنس على الشاطئ
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
BELARUSIAN : Я хачу мець сэкс на пляжы
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
BULGARIAN : Искам да правя секс на плажа
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
CATALAN : Vull tenir sexe a la platja
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
CHINESE : 我希望有在海滩上的性别
Back to ENGLISH : I hope to have sex on the beach
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我希望有在海滩上的性别
Back to ENGLISH : I hope to have sex on the beach
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我希望有性別上海灘
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
CROATIAN : éelim da imaju sex na plaûi
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
CZECH : Chci m“t sex na pl·ûi
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
DANISH : Jeg vil gerne have sex p stranden
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to have sex on the beach
DUTCH : Ik zou graag sex heeft op het strand
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to have sex on the beach
ENGLISH : I would like to have sex on the beach
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to have sex on the beach
ESTONIAN : Tahaks seksida rannas
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to have sex on the beach
FILIPINO : Gusto kong magkaroon ng sex sa beach
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex on the beach
FINNISH : En halua seksi‰ rannalla
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
FRENCH : Je ne veux pas avoir des relations sexuelles sur la plage
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
GALICIAN : Eu non quero facer sexo na praia
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
GERMAN : Ich mˆchte nicht auf Sex am Strand haben
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
GREEK : Δεν θέλω να κάνουμε σεξ στην παραλία
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
HEBREW : אני לא רוצה לקיים יחסי מין על החוף
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
HINDI : मैं समुद्र तट पर सेक्स नहीं करना चाहता हूँ
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want sex on the beach
HUNGARIAN : Nem akarom, szex a strandon
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want sex on the beach
ICELANDIC : …g vil ekki kynl“f · strˆndinni
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want sex on the beach
INDONESIAN : Saya tidak ingin seks di pantai
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want sex on the beach
IRISH : N“ mian liom inscne ar an tr·
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want sex on the beach
ITALIAN : Non voglio che il sesso in spiaggia
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want sex on the beach
JAPANESE : 私はビーチでのセックスを望んでいない
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
KOREAN : 내가 해변에서 섹스를하고 싶지 않아요
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
LATVIAN : Es nevēlos nodarboties ar seksu pludmalē
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
LITHUANIAN : A… nenoriu turėti Sex On The Beach
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have Sex On The Beach
MACEDONIAN : Не сакам да имате секс на плажа
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
MALAY : Aku tidak ingin melakukan hubungan seks di pantai
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex at the beach
MALTESE : Ma rridx li jkollhom sess fuq il-bajja
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
NORWEGIAN : Jeg ¯nsker ikke  ha sex p stranden
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
PERSIAN : من نمی خواهم به داشتن رابطه جنسی در ساحل
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on beach
POLISH : Nie chcę uprawiać seks na plaży
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
PORTUGUESE : Eu n„o quero fazer sexo na praia
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
ROMANIAN : Nu vreau sa faci sex pe plaja
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
RUSSIAN : Я не хочу иметь секс на пляже
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
SERBIAN : Не желим да имају секс на плажи
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
SLOVAK : Nechcem mať sex na pl·ûi
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
SLOVENIAN : Ne ûelim, da bi seksali na plaûi
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
SPANISH : No quiero tener sexo en la playa
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex on the beach
SWAHILI : Sitaki kufanya ngono pwani
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach
SWEDISH : Jag vill inte ha sex stranden
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach
TAGALOG : hindi ko gusto na magkaroon ng sex beach
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach
THAI : ฉันไม่ต้องการมีเพศชายหาด
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach
TURKISH : Seks plaj var istemiyorum
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach
UKRAINIAN : Я не хочу мати секс пляж
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach
VIETNAMESE : TÙi khÙng muốn cÛ quan hệ tÏnh dục b„i biển
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach
WELSH : Nid wyf am i gael traeth rhyw
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach
YIDDISH : איך טאָן ניט וועלן צו האָבן געשלעכט ברעג
Back to ENGLISH : I do not want to have sex beach

Yes, it practically turned it around on me :lol:

From "I want to have sex on the beach" to "I do not want to have sex on the beach" :blink:

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« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2010, 11:53:09 pm »
^If you set it for 25 times, you end with "I do not want sex on the beach." That's grammatically correct and a perfect reversal. :lol