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WeirdRaptor

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« on: October 11, 2006, 10:11:28 pm »
Basically, this plays much like that "The Mysterious (Yet Groovy) Vending Machine". One user makes a wish, then another user says "Granted, but..." then says something that utterly corrupts the wish. I'll start as an example. Then, that user gets to make a wish that is to be corrupted.

I wish I could get out of the house more.

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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2006, 10:12:25 pm »
Granted, but unfortunately, you receive an outhouse, and all of its 'treasures'.

I wish I could get a Wii.

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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2006, 10:13:04 pm »
Granted!  One dog who isn't housetrained! :P:

I wish I could draw.

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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2006, 10:19:28 pm »
Wish granted, but you'll have to draw your gun faster than me!
I wish I could have a wish that can't be corrupted! :lol

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« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2006, 10:24:31 pm »
Wish...Denied! :lol  :p

I wish for a stack of $100 bills.

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« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2006, 10:28:54 pm »
:lol Wish granted but it'll be counterfeit money and you'll go to jail! :lol  :lol
I wish for a Darth Vader costume and lightsaber that actually works!

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« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2006, 11:12:28 pm »
Wish granted but you also get the pissed off Darth Vader that comes with it all! :lol  :lol  :lol
I wish I had that new flight simulator!

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« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2006, 11:29:40 pm »
*POOF*
You're suddenly strapped into an experimental fighter jet which just malfunctioned.
Have fun! :p

I wish I was a rock star!

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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2006, 01:32:45 am »
Granted, but you are about to become acquainted with the term "falling star, crushed rock".

I wish I could fly.

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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2006, 10:31:40 am »
Granted, but you're so happy you stop paying attention. You hit a tree, and then fall into a swamp full of Piranha.



I wish I had a pet Tauntaun.

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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2006, 03:52:53 pm »
Granted, but it takes your lightsaber away and hollows you out to live in you.

I wish I had a boat.

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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2006, 04:51:51 pm »
Wish granted, but that boat will crash into an iceberg like the Titanic and sink to the bottom of the sea, while the radio on the boat plays, "My Heart Will Go On" from the Titanic Movie.  :lol


I wish I was the strongest man in the world.

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« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2006, 05:15:19 pm »
Granted, but to stay in shape you need to buy a $2,000 yearlong membership to a gym.

I wish some of my students would pay attention when I ask them to. (really do!)  :P:

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« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2006, 05:34:13 pm »
Wish granted!  However, now you can't have fun sending them to detention! :cry
I wish I had a pet bison (that was friendly and would not run me over).

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« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2006, 05:51:50 pm »
Wish denied, and you get trampled.

I wish I was a super hero!

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« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2006, 05:57:18 pm »
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Wish denied, and you get trampled.

And plus think of the size of the crap you'd have to scoop when you take it for a walk.  And the shedding!  My gosh! :lol  :lol

Wish granted but but you are the Justice League Superman who is such a weak wuss that my grandpa could beat him up!

I wish I could have one of those lizard thingies that Obi Wan had in Episode III!

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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2006, 11:07:43 am »
Granted, but it's only an action figure! :lol:

I wish I had a camcorder!

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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2006, 03:46:39 pm »
Wish granted, but that camcorder's footage will be seen on the next episode of When Animals Attack, where a bear ran after you while you filmed it and knocked you down.  

I wish I could run faster than the speed of light.

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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2006, 04:39:50 pm »
Granted, but have you ever realized how much it hurts to hit a tree at those speeds.....


I wish I had my Lightsaber back, and that the Tauntaun wasn't living in me any more........ And that nothing else would live in or on me for the rest of my very long days! And that I'd still have a pet Tauntaun. (Corrupt that!)

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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2006, 04:55:46 pm »
Wish granted but the Empire will confiscate them tomorrow!

As much as I would love the action figure, I still wish I had that lizard thingy that wasn't just an action figure!