The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: pokeplayer984 on July 21, 2009, 04:57:25 PM

Title: Red Claw, Screech and Thud Caption
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 21, 2009, 04:57:25 PM

I saw this and I just HAD to make a caption.

Caption away!

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb237/pokeplayer984/RedClawScreechandThud.jpg)

Red Claw: How do I look?

Screech: Very Scary, Boss!

Thud: Though you could look scarier.

Title: Red Claw, Screech and Thud Caption
Post by: Kit12 on July 21, 2009, 06:16:56 PM

Redclaw: Well go on, get me my latte before I get cranky!

Thud: Oh, you're not there already!

Title: Red Claw, Screech and Thud Caption
Post by: Pangaea on July 21, 2009, 08:15:47 PM

Red Claw: Do I really look THAT fat from this angle?

Title: Red Claw, Screech and Thud Caption
Post by: Pangaea on July 21, 2009, 08:20:04 PM

(Continuing from my last post... :p)

Quote

Red Claw: Do I really look THAT fat from this angle?

Thud: I ain't sayin' nothin'!
Screech: Me neither!

Title: Red Claw, Screech and Thud Caption
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on July 22, 2009, 01:25:33 AM

Redclaw: "Arrrrgh!"

Screech: "What's wrong, boss?"

Redclaw:  "My doctor told me I need to go on a diet and become a VEGETARIAN!"

Thud: "Ewww!  What'd ya tell him?"

Redclaw: "I ate him, and yet I still feel cranky."

Screech and Thud: :blink:

Title: Red Claw, Screech and Thud Caption
Post by: kjeldo on July 22, 2009, 09:13:41 AM

RC (red claw): does this brown skin and red eye make me fat? or should i rather stay with the green skin and 2 eyes?*
thud: green is sooo yesterday!
schreech & RC:  :blink: uh thud did you watched bruno last night?

*reference to the sharptooth from the first movie,

Title: Red Claw, Screech and Thud Caption
Post by: Spartanguy88 on July 22, 2009, 10:35:55 AM

Red Claw: Alright, this is the plan: We'll search for those brats over near the lake. Once we're through there, we'll regroup and look over by the canyon.

Screech: Excuse me boss, but don't you think it would be better if we did it the other way around?

Thud: Or we could split up into teams and take them both at the same time.

Red Claw: Hm... yeah that's interesting... or I could just eat you two right now and get after those annoying kids myself.

Screech: ...Okay we'll do it your way.

Thud: You're the boss.

Title: Red Claw, Screech and Thud Caption
Post by: Noname on July 26, 2009, 12:43:26 PM

Screech: Our plan has been foiled!

Thud: They saw through our disguise while being comically chased through the valley while 60's music was being played!

Red Claw: And I would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling kids! And their dog!

Screech: What's a "dog?"

Title: Red Claw, Screech and Thud Caption
Post by: Amaranthine on July 31, 2009, 04:09:44 PM

Red Claw: How do I look on this angle guys?

Screech: VERY handsome boss! She'll love you!

Thud (chuckling and thinking: Sure...your scar is just THAT unnoticable...:rolleyes:

Title: Red Claw, Screech and Thud Caption
Post by: Noname on July 31, 2009, 09:37:42 PM

Redclaw: What do you mean we can't combine to form the megazord?!

Thud: We aren't Japanese robots, boss.

Screech: Just because we can morph into color-coded warriors doesn't mean that we can afford giant mechas...

The other two:  :blink:

Title: Red Claw, Screech and Thud Caption
Post by: Kor on July 31, 2009, 09:39:54 PM

Redclaw: "Who has the ring?"

Screech: "Ring? "

Thud: "I have it.  Can't have a wedding without a ring."

Title: Red Claw, Screech and Thud Caption
Post by: Noname on July 31, 2009, 09:46:59 PM

Thud: What do you mean you got Chomper's mom pregnant?

Red Claw: You are a fast-biter, Screech... HOW was that possible?

Screech: Well, it all started when she and I ate far too many of those fermented berries that sharpteeth should never eat...

Others:  :blink:  :blink:

Title: Red Claw, Screech and Thud Caption
Post by: Kor on July 31, 2009, 11:42:11 PM

Redclaw: "You are taking her to the prom and want to know if I"ll chaperon?"

Title: Red Claw, Screech and Thud Caption
Post by: Littlefoot3897 on August 06, 2009, 12:19:40 AM

Thud: Whats that smell?

Red Claw:  :smile

Thud and Screech:  :blink:  :blink: