The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: Weather_lord_7 on November 29, 2007, 12:28:44 PM
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Basically, you take any quote from any LBT movie and spoof it however you like.
You may use a bit of profane language, but keep it bleeped please. Thanks. :)
EX: Littlefoot: "Mother, is this all there is to eat?"
Mother: "Yes, now shut up and eat!"
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Oh, come on! Anyone have some kind of spoof?
This happens with almost every post I make around here, it gets ignored. <_<
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But I'm sure some will be along shortly to participate. Some who know many quotes from the movies and tv series. :yes
I would but I"ll have to dig out the films and watch them since I can't recall dialog like some other folks can. Not one of my gifts, but I may participate later.
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Littlefoot: "Grandma are we there yet?"
Grandma "you want me to shove you off the edge?"
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Dil: You twitter and squawk, and you're not big when you walk.
Itchy: Ow.....that one hurt. :cry
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Littlefoot's mother: Some things you see with your eyes, others, you see with your heart.
Littlefoot: I don't understand mother.
Littlefoot's mother: Then you are no son of mine! BEGONE!!
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Not sure if I have this exactly correct.
Ali: "But they are not Longnecks like us."
Littlefoot: "Well Duh, what was your first clue?"
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Okay here's one:
Littlefoot: We did it! We did it together!
Cera: No we didn't, if it weren't for you we'd all be sharptooth bait! ADMIT IT! WE NEEDED YOU!
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*Bestest Friends*
All: We will always be your friends,
Cera: No matter where you....WAHOO! HES LEAVING! PARRRRTAAAAAAY!!!!
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Littlefoot: "Uh, dad, I'm not ready to leave my friends yet and ...
Bron: "Great, I was really hoping you'd not come. I like Shorty better. You're to much of a momma's boy anyway."
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Not sure if I have this exactly correct.
Ali: "But they are not Longnecks like us."
Littlefoot: "Well Duh, what was your first clue?"
:lol :lol
That one I couldn't help laughing at.
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Littlefoot's mom: *agonizing* "Do you remember... the way to the great valley?"
Littlefoot: *crying* "No."
Littlefoot's mom: "Then... you're done for." *dies*
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Littlefoot sings the song Me and My dad.
Bron: Hey kid, your grandfather and I were playing a trick on you. I'm not really your dad.
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Bron: Littlefoot, we HAVE to talk.
Littlefoot: **** you! I ****ing HATE YOU! **** off! (string of swear words)
Bron: :blink:
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Bron: Littlefoot, we HAVE to talk.
Littlefoot: **** you! I ****ing HATE YOU! **** off! (string of swear words)
Bron: :blink:
you sir... just gained an Oscar
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Topsy: Cera, are you awake? Look, I um...it's just...I, um...It's just that...Oh, this is so much harder than yelling. Look, Tria is an old friend and she doesn't have anyone. She needs protection and she's really nice. What I mean is...earlier today she said she really wanted me to **** her in the sheltering grass and.... what did I say?!
Cera: :blink:
(Hopefully this isn't too much for this section. Funny thing is, something like the events described actually happened in between movies 11 and 12.)
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Lol
Cera: Back up the the Smoking Mountains, where else?
Petire: UNCLE PTERANO! NOT GO!
Ducky: Does that place really exist?
Petrie: Huh?
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Pterano: Look at these wings, look at this beak.
Sierra: Ah, shove it up your ***, you ****ing blowhard!
Rinkus & Pterano: :blink:
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Littlefoot: "Oh, I hate being little!"
Littlefoot's Grandpa: "And I hate being old! My back is aching!"
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Ali: Come on Littlefoot I know the way....the others don't we have to go now or the grownups will try and stop us.
Littlefoot: OMG!!!! You are lucky Cera saves you, 'cause I sure wouldn't have!
Ali: :blink:
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Yellowbelly: "Hey don't you wanna come dance? "
Cera: "Yes, I love dancing." said while smiling happily.
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During the song always there
"Always There, someone you can... ccchhzt
Cera: Oh no, my voice gone away for a third time. Let try these song tomorrow
The others: Ohh, mann,
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Littlefoot: The Great Valley!
*Mr. Hammond pops up*
Mr. Hammond: Welcome...to Jurassic Park!
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Cera: We taught that dumb old sharptooth...Heh!
Sharptooth: ROAR!!!
Cera: Awww....F*** here we go again!
Spike: :blink:
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Cera:... then she was a stupid longneck too.
Littlefoot: You #%^! Take that back!
Cera: Never!
Littlefoot: TAKE IT BACK YOU #%%!
Cera: No!
Littlefoot: #%%@ You! (attacks her)
(this is simply a more... verbally intense version of what was already in the first movie.)
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Pterano: Look at these wings, look at this beak.
Sierra: Ah, shove it up your ***, you ****ing blowhard!
Rinkus & Pterano: :blink:
That's the last time he'll make a narsissical remark :lol:
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Cera: HE BIT ME! CHOMPER BIT ME!
Littlefoot: Who the **** cares?! You deserve it anyway.
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Cera: "Aww. It wasn't much fun anyway."
Ducky: "Yup, yup, yup. No fun at all."
Petrie: *pants while landing on Cera* "Boring..."
Littlefoot: "It's official. We're officially bored."
*plays Chanson d'Ennui, different version* <_<
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Cera:... how? Rare, medium, or well done?
Chomper: Well done. Wait! What did I...?
The others: :unsure:
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Cera: SHARPTOOTH!
Sharptooth: No ****, Sherlock!
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Narrator: Many eons ago when the Earth was young, millions of years before the first humans was the Age of the Great Lizards: the dinosaurs. These massive creatures roamed the earth for thousands of centuries. some ate plants. While others, the dreaded sharpteeth, hunted their fellow dinosaurs. But the plant-eaters found refuge from their predators: the Great Valley. A place where my life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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Stone of Cold Fire:
Pterano: Stop this at once! Get a grip will you?
Sierra: Hey, don't mind if we do.
Pterano: What the...? Let go of me you psychotic ******!!!!
Sierra: Shut the **** up or we'll treat you to a first class flight to the ground!!!
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When stone of cold fire explodes
Rinkus: Son of a *censord*
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Petrie: You got nice flat head, Flathead.
Littlefoot: And nice flat teeth too, good for grinding loud-mouthed flyers!
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Littlefoot: ...When you're on your own, life is so exiting, when you're on your own, the world is big and wide...
Everyone else: ...When he's on his own, the rest of us can party...
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Somewhere in LBT 13:
Cera: "When something is in your way, bump it with your horn!"
Littlefoot: "But we have no horns, Cera."
Cera: :slap
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Petrie: "Oh, I will miss you, uncle." *Flies on Pterano's arm*
Pterano: "I shall miss you too, Petrie" *Petrie still hugging Pterano*
Pterano: "Somebody get this kid off me!"
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Doofah: "You're beautiful!"
*the Yellow Bellies leave*
Cera: "Well, do you think Spike's beautiful?"
*everyone look at Spike*
Everyone: "Nah!"
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Narrator: Many eons ago when the Earth was young, millions of years before the first humans was the Age of the Great Lizards: the dinosaurs. These massive creatures roamed the earth for thousands of centuries. some ate plants. While others, the dreaded sharpteeth, hunted their fellow dinosaurs. But the plant-eaters found refuge from their predators: the Great Valley. A place where my life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Lol! That was ust the most random thing I've read on here!
Littlefoot: But why can't I play with that threehorn? We wre having fun.
Littlefoot's mother: Because I said so. Now shut up before I take away your Xbox 360!
or....
Littlefoot: Why can't I play with that threehorn? We were having fun.
Littlefoot's mothr: Because we're different.
Littlefoot: *le gasp!* **** you, you racist *****! I hope a sharptooth gets you! *runs away*
Granndpa: Where did he learn such foul language? :blink:
Littlefoot's mother: Don't look at me. He probably got it from all those M-rated video games he plays.
Grandpa: Hmm. Who got him the video games I wonder? <_<
Littlefoot's mother: Oh... -_-
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Mr thicknose:(in Arnuld's voice) Get in the chopper now!
Littlefoot: What's the &^%$'s chopper?
Producer:*jaw hits floor*
Cera: Littlefoot where did you learn that?
Littlefoot: your dad.
Mr threehorn: *Whistles innocently*
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LBT IV, when Cera crawls out of the bubbling goo. As soon as she gets out, a certain longneck barrels into her, pushing her back in.
Littlefoot: Hey, guys! You would'nt believe what I saw!
Cera: S***!
(Others look over at her)
Cera (growls): What?
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LBT X, when shorty hits Littlefoot with a rock.
Littlefoot:Ow! that hurt!
Shorty: You wanna do something about it?
Littlefoot: **** off!
Shorty: :blink:
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LBT III reference. It is nightfall, and Cera and her father are having an argument.
Mr. Threehorn: Cera, I'm your father. I only want to do what's right for you.
Cera (tear streams down left cheek): You stupid a******! Racism is so crap! I don't give a s*** what you think! You're the biggest jerk! S**** off! (runs off)
Mr. Threehorn: :blink:
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I've got another one.
Original Land before Time
Littlefoot's mother: Some things you see with your eyes, others, you see with your heart.
Littlefoot: What the **** is that supposed to mean?
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Bron: Grandpa longneck never told you what happened to your father...
Littlefoot: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.
Bron: No. I am your father...
Littlefoot: No... that's not true. You're lying! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Bron: Let your heart guide you. You know it to be true.
Littlefoot: NO! NOO!
Bron: Come with me and we can rule the Great Valley together as father and son!
(Littlefoot jumps off of the cliff he was on)
(Technically, this is a mix of The Empire Strikes back and the tenth land before time movie, but both movies have similar scenes.)